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[instrumental music]
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Come on, Fred, make a wish then blow out the candles.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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whoosh
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[music continues]
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Quiet out there! I gotta get some sleep!
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Yah-aa-aah!
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Aah-aah-ah!
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thud
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Yahoo! Barney to the rescue.
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thud
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[theme music]
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honk honk
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[blows whistle]
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[siren blaring]
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screech
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screech
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crash
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[music continues]
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mwah
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[instrumental music]
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[humming]
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Wilma! Wilma!
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Fred, you're home early.
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Yep, I wanted to catch you before you started cookin'.
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Wait till you see what I brought home for dinner.
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Fred, if you think I'm gonna stuff pheasant at this hour--
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It's not pheasant. And I'll do the cookin'.
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'What did you buy?'
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A couple of dinosaur steaks
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New York cut, two inches thick.
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They look a little stringy to me.
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Don't be a wise guy. They're gone.
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You must've left them at the butchers.
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I tell ya, I had them when I came right home.
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So how could I've..
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- What's that? - Barney, barbecuing next door.
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How could those steaks disappear?
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I swear I didn't stop anywhere.
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[sniffing] What's he barbecuin'?
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- 'Smells like steak.' - Yeah.
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And I didn't let this bag out of my sight for a sec..
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Steak, did you say steak?
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Oh. What a sneak!
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I just put that bag down for a second.
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Hiya, neighbor. How do you like these?
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Couple of dinosaur steaks, two inches thick.
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'Makes your mouth water, doesn't it?'
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It does, does it?
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Ooh! Is he gonna get a fist full of fingers in that mouth.
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Okay, wise guy. Hand them over.
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'Hand what over? Hey, let go of those steaks.'
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(Fred) 'Okay, neighbor, you asked for it.'
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bam bam bam
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Fred?
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I found your steaks right here on the wall.
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'You owe Barney an apology.'
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Yeah, say you're sorry and let me have 'em.
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(Fred) 'I'm sorry and I'm gonna let you have both of 'em.'
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What's that for?
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'That's for the next thing you do wrong.'
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It's ridiculous. That's what it is.
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Two grown men acting like a couple of kids.
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They haven't spoken to each other for five days.
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I'm sick and tired of it.
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I told Barney to go right over and make up with Fred.
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- What'd he say? - 'He absolutely refused.'
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'So I said, "I'm going to invite my mother'
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'for a few weeks if you don't."'
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[chuckles] Really, what'd he say then?
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Hi, Wilma.
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I'll call you back. Barney is here now.
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'Hello, Barney.'
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I was just wonderin' if, uh..
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Well, how's everything, Wilma?
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Fine, Barney. I'll go call him.
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creak creak creak
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Oh, Fred! Fred, a friend of yours is here.
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If his name's Barney, he's no friend of mine.
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- Fred. - It's alright, Wilma.
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But as long as I'm here
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I'd like the return of some property of mine
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which certain people borrowed
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but obviously don't intend
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to ever return.
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I'm referring to my ladder, if I may.
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Of course, Barney. Help yourself.
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If he's no friend of mine, I'm no friend of his.
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creak creak
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You did that on purpose!
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- So long, neighbor. - 'Come back, you coward.'
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Betty, open the front door for a coward!
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I'll head him off at the pass.
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Help!
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thud
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screech screech
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Fred, are you alright?
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I will be as soon as I get out of this stupid hole
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and lay my hands on you.
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That's not a stupid hole.
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That's gonna be my swimmin' pool.
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I don't care what it's gonna be.
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I'm gonna sue you for..
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- Swimming pool? - That's right.
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Oh, boy! Swim parties, barbecues, water polo.
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You know, the works.
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Too bad we're not friends anymore, neighbor.
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Yap, yap, yap, maybe you're not my friend
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neighbor, but, uh, I'm still yours.
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- What do you mean? - 'Just this.'
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I'm gonna show you how you can get your pool for nothin'.
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- I don't get it. - Well, it's simple. Look.
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If you build half a pool
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and somebody gives you the other half free
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you're gettin' your half for nothin', right?
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But who's givin' me the other half free?
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Who, who, who, who?
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Who is your bosom buddy, close pal, and lifelong friend?
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How many guesses do I get?
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Barney, you're lookin' right at him.
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See you around, bosom buddy, close pal, and lifelong friend.
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Aye! Aye! Come back here.
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What's that supposed to be?
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A diagram of the finished pool.
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'Now, this is how it works.'
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'Here's your half, and here's my half that you get free'
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with a divin' board at either end.
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You keep sayin' I get your half free, but it's in your yard.
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Well, without my half you only got half a pool, right?
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- Yeah, but.. - Alright. Alright.
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Now, look at the advantages of ownin'
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a pool with somebody else.
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You get all the expenses, the chlorine, the filters
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the pool toys, the cranophrane, the phonostein.
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The what, the what, what?
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(Fred) 'Cranophrane and the phonostein. The..'
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'You gotta put that in every week, you know.'
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- Sure. - And that all costs money.
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We own the pool together, we share the cost.
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- We do? - And besides all that.
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I'm throwin' in this little surprise, free.
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- For me? - For you, buddy.
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Do it yourself pool kit.
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You're one of the good ones, Fred. I'm ashamed of myself.
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Some friendships are written in blood, Barney boy
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'but this one is written in water.'
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- Water? - Pool water, that is.
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Hey, that's funny.
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[laughing]
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Start diggin'!
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I'm diggin'. I'm diggin', Fred. Look, look, I'm diggin'.
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Alright.
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Well, you have to admit one thing.
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They've been getting along real great
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since they started this pool deal.
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Oh, why not?
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Barney is doing all the work.
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Four thousand more buckets
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and the last one in is a hot potato.
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Keep up the good work, Barney boy.
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'You're almost there.'
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My half isn't even filled yet.
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It's a big job, neighbor.
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Okay, at this rate it's gonna take all day.
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No, it's not. Relax, Barney. Because I'm gonna help you.
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- You are? - Yep.
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I'm gonna get you a bigger bucket.
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[instrumental music]
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- Eh, how do I look? - Oh, tres chic, sir.
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You might say around the world in 80 inches.
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[chuckles] Yeah, yeah. It is tres chic, alright.
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Even if I say so myself.
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Hey, you think it's a little tight around the middle?
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Oh, no, no. Snug, perhaps, but tight, never.
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You have a handsome physique, sir.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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thud
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[instrumental music]
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Barney should have it filled by now.
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Oh, boy, swim parties, barbecues..
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screech screech
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All through, Barney?
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Oh, last bucket, Fred.
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Yahoo!
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Last one in is a hot potato.
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Yahoo! Wait for me!
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screech screech
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whoosh
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whoosh whoosh
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rattle rattle
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thud
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Out goes the bad air.
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In goes the good.
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We should have left them in for good.
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Don't give me any ideas.
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Out goes the bad air..
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, Wilma, when are we going shopping?
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As soon as I serve His Majesty's lunch.
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He's dining at the pool today.
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- Oh, where's Barney? - He's trying on his gear.
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- Gear? - Uh-huh.
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He's going to practice spearfishing in the pool.
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Spearfishing?
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(Fred) 'Wilma!'
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Oh, I'll be right back. I gotta go feed the fish.
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Where do you want it, Fred?
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Here, set it down where I can reach it.
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Oh!
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And remember, if you sink
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don't let my best dishes go down with the ship.
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[screaming]
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Take me to your leader.
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Barney, it's you.
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Did my spearfishin' outfit scare you?
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Out of my wits.
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And don't scare Fred, or he'll lose his lunch and my dishes.
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Hiya, Fred.
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And what are you made up for?
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I'm gonna practice spearfishin'.
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You can't lose. You'll spear 'em or they'll die laughin'.
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How does it work? And don't point that thing at me.
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- I'm sorry. - 'It's loaded.'
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Oops!
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boing boing boing
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You're making it awful tough to be good neighbors.
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No use wastin' the lunch.
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chomp
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Charlie, how soon till quittin' time?
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Any minute now, Fred.
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I can't wait to hit that pool.
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Oh, boy!
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[siren blaring]
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'And thus she blows!'
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screech screech
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Last one in is a..
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Huh?
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'Now, what?'
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Hiya, Fred. Grab a shoehorn, and squeeze in.
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"Squeeze in," where?
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Neighbor, you and me have to have a little talk.
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And who ordered this pool full of people?
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They're not people. It's the YCMA.
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- I'm lettin' 'em use it. - You mean the YMCA.
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No, YCMA. Young Cavemen's Association.
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Hey, buster, you're gettin' a little heavy.
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Last week, it was the boy Scouts.
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Monday, your relatives.
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Tuesday, it was your club.
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And last night, the bowlin' team.
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[imitating Barney] "And last night, the bowling team."
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When do I get to use my half of the pool?
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You are forgettin', neighbor
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that your half is my free half.
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And I'm lettin' you use it.
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You are an ungrateful ingrate.
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And there's only one way to handle
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an ungrateful ingrate.
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[hammering]
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Is this any way to treat your bosom buddy
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close pal, and lifelong friend?
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Barney, my boy, you're right.
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This is no way to treat a bosom buddy
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a close pal, a lifelong friend.
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This is!
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Yeaow!
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Now what? We're only gone a couple of hours
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we come back, and you got a spike fence up.
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Well, it's simpler this way.
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When he wants to use his half, he does.
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And when I wanna use my half, I do.
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And right now, I intend
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to use my half with a fancy one-and-a-half.
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whoosh
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thud
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- Hiya, neighbor. - Barney, what happened?
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I took out my half of the water.
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[instrumental music]
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Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door?
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Because the wife of that hippopotamus
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next door happens to be my best friend. That's why.
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The fence comes down because the wife
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of that little sawed-off runt happens to be my best friend.
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And another thing, this constant quibbling between the two of you
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has got to come to an end.
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Not a bad idea.
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creak creak
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Where's Fred?
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- He's inside takin' a nap. - Oh.
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I haven't seen him since D-day.
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You mean "D" for down-with-the-fence day?
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You know Fred, he's decided..
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[imitating Fred] "That pool isn't big enough for the two of us."
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Well, Barney and his buddies are sure using it.
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You know big, kind-hearted Barney.
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[imitating Barney] "Sure, come over, use the pool."
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[imitating Barney] "Sure, come over, use the pool."
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"Big, kind-hearted Barney."
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Don't forget. Barney's having the bunch over tonight.
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- I know. - Does Fred know?
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No, but if he asks, I'll just tell him
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Barney's having a pool-warming party.
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"Pool-warming party?"
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Wilma!
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Sounds like the call of the male gripeosaurus.
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- You bellowed? - I did.
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I understand big, kind-hearted Barney
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is havin' a pool-warming
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which includes usin' my half of the pool
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without my permission.
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You get the message. And I've got one for you.
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I don't want any trouble.
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You think I'd make trouble for my bosom buddy
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close friend, and lifelong pal?
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Is that what you're intimatin'?
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No. That's not what I'm intimating.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Wilma, I'm surprised at you.
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Why would I make trouble for Barney
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just because he's been a little unneighborly?
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Just because he's a little ungrateful?
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Just because he's the biggest rat I ever met?
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[laughing] Don't be silly.
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[telephone ringing]
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Hello. Who?
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It's for you, Charlie.
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Tell 'em to hold it a minute, Mac.
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Eight rock in the corner pocket.
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He'll be right with you.
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Ten rock the hard way.
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Yeah? Hello, Fred. Do you a favor?
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Yeah, listen. I'm playin' a gag on a neighbor.
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Remember the outfit you wore at the Halloween party?
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You mean the policeman's suit? Yeah. Yeah.
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Bust in and give them the, uh
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disturbing-the-peace routine, eh?
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Yeah, no more parties
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or I'll throw the book at 'em, huh? Yeah.
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No. No, they won't know you.
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You put on that phony mustache and the big nose.
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We'll have a load of laughs.
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[laughing]
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[humming]
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- What are you up to, Fred? - Me?
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Well, what makes you say that?
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I know you, Fred Flintstone.
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Don't try anything funny.
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I promise you, Wilma, if I try anything
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it won't be funny.
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Don't you realize Barney is really
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the best friend you've got?
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Yeah. And with him for a friend, I don't need any enemies.
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knock knock knock
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- See who's at the door. - I don't get it.
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Why do you always have to stick up
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for that knee-high gila monster?
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♪ For he's a jolly good neighbor ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good neighbor ♪
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Remember, this was Barney's idea.
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♪ For he's jolly good bosom buddy ♪
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♪ Lifelong friend and pal ♪♪
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(Barney) 'Happy birthday, Freddie boy!'
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[sobbing]
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My buddy.
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[instrumental music]
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Come on, Fred. Make a wish, then blow out the candles.
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Okay. Okay, let's see, I wish..
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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whoosh
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[music continues]
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Quiet out there!
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I gotta get some sleep.
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Ever since that pool went in, nobody sleeps.
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[music continues]
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Okay, this is all-out war.
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Yes, madam, we'll take care of it.
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Yes, I know, sir.
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We'll quiet it down.
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I know you're a taxpayer.
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I know. I know. I know.
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(man on radio) 'Calling car 809. Calling car 809.'
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Yes, sarge?
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'Investigate riot at Fifth and Stone Canyon.'
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Right, sarge. Over and out. Let's go, Pete.
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[siren blaring]
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Yah-aah-aah!
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Aah-aah-ah!
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Yahoo!
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Barney to the rescue!
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thud
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Barney is having a ball.
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Looks like this pool-warming party is coming to a boil.
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Alright, alright, everybody, the party's over.
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Let's quiet it down, folks
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or I'll have to book you on a 407
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a 609 and a 33-and-a-third.
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We got a dozen complaints.
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- Swell job, Charlie. - Charlie?
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Let's ham it up a little, eh.
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So, the party's over, huh, big mouth?
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Big mouth?
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How would you like to take
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a running 407-and-a-half into the pool?
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Alright, wise guy, I'm gonna run you in.
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You mean I'm gonna run you in. Into the pool, that is.
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- Fred, have you flipped? - Relax, Wilma.
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That's no policeman, that's my friend Charlie.
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- Fred. - Yeah, Charlie?
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I couldn't get the policeman's suit.
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Oh. That's okay, Charlie.
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Charlie?
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Who, who's that in the pool?
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It ain't Brigitte Bardot.
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[siren wailing]
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"Disturbin' the peace, resistin' arrest.
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"Dunking an officer.
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Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
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I didn't even have a piece of me own birthday cake.
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How do I get into these messes?
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How?
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- Fred? - Barney boy.
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Oh, am I glad to see a human face.
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How are you, Fred, old pal?
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Oh. I'm okay, I guess.
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Relax, Fred.
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We'll have you out as soon as the judge sets bail.
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Thanks. Thanks, old pal.
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'And in the meantime..'
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♪ Happy birthday bosom buddy close friend and lifelong pal ♪
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Oh, Barney, Barney.
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You're one of the good ones.
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Thanks for bailin' me out, Barney boy.
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What are neighbors for?
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- Is Wilma still mad? - Eh, she'll get over it.
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She gave me the bail money, didn't she?
437
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Like you said, Fred
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this friendship is written in water.
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Pool water, that is.
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Speakin' of pool water..
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You mean, last one in?
442
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Yahoo!
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whoosh
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Yahoo!
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00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
whoosh
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screech screech
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Uh-oh.
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thud
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00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Fred, I forgot to tell you.
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I had to clean the pool, so I drained it.
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[grunting]
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[theme music]
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[yawning]
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[music continues]
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Wilma!
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Wilma!
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Come on, Wilma, open this door!
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Wilma!
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