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Do I see a split?
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Just keep your eye on the ball, Barney-boy.
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Ya-hoo!
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[theme music]
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[whistling]
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screech
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[siren wailing]
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[whistling]
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screech
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screech
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screech
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crash
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[thud]
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[yawning] Oh, boy, good old Sunday.
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Nothing to do but lazy around and read the Sunday paper.
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- Oh, honey? - Yes, Fred?
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- Did you see the Sunday paper? - No, Fred, it hasn't come yet.
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Mr. Flintstone, here's your paper. Catch!
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Did you get your paper, dear?
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Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week.
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Now let's see what the rock market is doing.
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I see the Dodgers lost again.
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(Barney) 'Fore!'
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'Fore!'
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'Fore!'
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'Fore!'
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'Fore!'
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Fore!
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Fore!
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Fore!
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- 'Barney!' - Hiya, Fred, neighbor-pal.
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What are you supposed to be doing
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besides annoying me on my day off?
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Practicing golf. Watch this. Fore!
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One more "fore" out of you and I'll give you what for.
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Twenty-five hundred people in Bedrock
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and I have to pick this pebble-brain for a neighbor.
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Hey, how about this!
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"Fred Flintstone to captain bowling finals."
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Fore!
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Hold it, Fred. I gotta play them where they lie.
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Pooch your mouth up a little.
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Why, you..
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I'll pooch your pointed head up if I catch you.
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You know what's wrong with you, friend Freddie?
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You're a nervous wreck.
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And you need a hobby, like mine.
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I got a hobby.
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It's peace and quiet on Sunday.
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And if I don't get it, I'm gonna break you in little pieces.
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[snoring]
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[hammer clanking]
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Barney.
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Barney.
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I said, "Barney."
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What are you doing now?
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It's my hobby I tried to tell you about.
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I build things, and it keeps my nimble little fingers busy.
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What do you think of it?
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Before I think of it, what is it?
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That little invention will make me
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the first man to take off into the blue
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Well, I got a little invention of my own..
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which is called "a rap on the noggin"
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if you don't cut out the noise.
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Into the blue? That thing?
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- Will it work? - It'll work, Freddie-friend.
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On account of the stickle bolts
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connected to the toggle switch
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'the toggle switch connected to the ratchet'
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'the ratchet rod connected to the tension trod'
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'which in turn is connected to the flywheel.'
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Then, zoom! Before you know it, you're airborne.
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Now what do you think of my invention, Fred?
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You still insist you're gonna fly in that crazy contraption?
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- Just like the birds. - Listen, neighbor.
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I'm gonna save you a lot of work and inventing.
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I'm gonna fix it so you won't need that thing to fly in.
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It works like this.
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My fist bone connected with your jawbone, and zoom!
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Before you know it, you are airborne.
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Now let me get some rest, you poor excuse for a neighbor.
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Poor Fred. He's a bundle of nerves.
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The tension trod connected to the flywheel.
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Fly just like the birds.
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Looked like a dinosaur-eggbeater to me.
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Nice flying weather, neighbor.
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Look, Freddie, the hard way. No hands.
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And no brains, either.
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It works!
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He's really flying. Hey, Barney!
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Barney, buddy-pal!
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What do you say now, Freddie-boy?
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What do I say?
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Yabba-dabba-doo!
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We did it! We're a success!
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- We? - Right, Barney-boy.
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With my brains and your nimble fingers, we'll make a fortune.
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Think of it. Think of it. No more traffic problems.
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Fly right out the window each morning.
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There'll be two in every cave, a "his" and a "hers."
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- We'll form a corporation. - Yeah, but I..
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I will be the president
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and I'll make you vice-president in charge of production.
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- Vice-president? - Hey, hey, hey.
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I even got a name for it.
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Listen to this, Barney-boy, the Flintstone Flyer.
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I was gonna call it the Barney-copter.
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Not a bad suggestion, but it ain't got the hard sell.
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We'll stick to the Flintstone Flyer.
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Speaking of flying
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how about the prexy taking this jalopy for a trial spin?
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But do you think you're ready for a solo?
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Out of my way. Anything you can do, I can do better.
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Look, it ain't easy..
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Explain it to me once. I will show you I'm ready to solo.
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What's to explain?
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Just start pumping, and when you're up to speed you take off.
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That's all there is to it?
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- Well, There's one other thing.
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Details, details. Don't bother me with details.
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See me when I get back.
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I-I just wanted to tell him how to land.
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If he takes off, that is.
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Hey, you're too fat, Fred!
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Details, details! Tell me when I get back.
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crash
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Well, back to the drawing board.
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Hiya, Fred. How's the grounded eagle today?
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Why didn't you tell me
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you didn't get all the bugs out of that thing
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before you let me take it up?
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There's no bugs in it. You're just too fat.
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Yeah, well, I'm no fathead. I resign.
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Get yourself another boy for president.
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Have it your way, Freddie.
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From now on, the new president's gonna be me.
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Yours truly, "Buzz" Barney.
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Roger, wilco and O-U-T, out.
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By the way, the boys are gonna miss you tonight.
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What do you mean miss me tonight?
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How are you gonna bowl in that crash condition?
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Are you kidding?
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I'll bowl tonight even if I have to push the ball
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down the alley with my nose.
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Put it there, Fred. Spoken like the true captain
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of the Rockhead and Quarry Cave Construction Team.
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You-hoo! Fred. Fred, I'm home.
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- Hi, Wilma. - How are you feeling?
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Great. I never felt better in my life.
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(Wilma) 'Oh, I'm so glad.'
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I thought sure you wouldn't be able to make it tonight.
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You think a little scratch would keep me from going?
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And to think I almost returned the tickets.
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Tickets? What do I need tickets for?
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(Wilma) 'Don't be silly.'
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How do you expect to go to the opera without tickets?
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Opera?
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Did you say "opera"?
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Of course. You knew we were going with the Rubbles tonight.
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Tonight?
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When else? We've had the tickets for a month.
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Does Barney know about this?
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Naturally. He bought the tickets.
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Now what did I do?
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Nothing. I just wanted to tell you
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I'm not going bowling tonight.
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Wow, can I be captain of the team?
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You're not going either. We're not going bowling
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because you had to buy tickets for the opera, for tonight.
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- I forgot. - Yeah, you forgot.
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And we can forget about the bowling championship
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thanks to you, opera-lover.
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Oh, we'll be drummed out of the
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Rockhead and Quarry bowling team for this.
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I'd be better off if I broke my leg.
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Then at least I'd have had an excuse.
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Hey, maybe you got a fractured skull and don't know it?
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I don't have one, but you will when the boys hear about this.
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Hey. Wait. Wait a minute.
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Maybe I do have something wrong with my noggin.
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(Barney) 'You do?'
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And maybe it'll show up tonight just when we're leaving.
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I don't get it.
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You'll get it if you don't pay attention.
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'We're going bowling yet.'
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Now listen.
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[murmuring]
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♪ A bowling we will go a bowling we will go ♪
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♪ A heigh ho.. ♪♪
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[bell ringing]
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Answer the door, dear. It must be the Rubbles.
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Okay, honey.
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[humming]
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- Hi, neighbors. - Hi, Fred.
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♪ La donna e mobile ♪
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♪ Faniculi fanicula faniculi fanicula.. ♪
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Hah! Love that opera.
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I can hardly wait for the first cadenza.
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Ah, aren't you boys overdoing it a little?
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Let's hurry or we'll be late. Have you got the tickets, Fred?
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- Got the tickets. - Yes, indeed.
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♪ Fanicula faniculi faniculi.. ♪
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- Love your dress. - Thanks.
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Fred? Fred, what's wrong?
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[groaning]
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thud
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Fred, what's wrong?
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[groaning]
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Fred, speak to me.
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He can't talk, Wilma. He's in a state of shock.
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- 'From the crash?' - What else?
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With thick skulls, it sets in a lot later.
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Quick, let's get him to bed.
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Are you kidding? Miss the opera on account of my..
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[shivering]
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...little dizzy spell?
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No, you three run along. I'll be fine.
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What? And leave you alone?
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Are you kidding? Me leave without my buddy?
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Look, you two go ahead.
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'You're all dressed up for it, anyway.'
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'I'll baby-sit Fred's shook-up head.'
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Sure, that's a good idea, pal.
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Why waste the tickets? Now go ahead. That's an order.
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You're sure you'll be alright?
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(Fred) 'What can happen with Barney here?'
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Yeah, they don't call me "Band-Aid" Barney for nothing.
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What do you think, Betty?
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Well, it's only for a few hours, and Barney will sit with him.
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I feel terrible doing this.
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- Hey, Fred, it worked. - My idea, wasn't it?
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With head bloodied but unbowed, you bowl tonight
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my captain, my captain.
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Hurry up and get your bowling ball. Oh! I feel hot tonight.
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- Whoa-whoa-whoa! - Whoa, what?
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How are we gonna get into town? The girls got the car.
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- Hey, how about hitchhiking? - 'Oh, sure. Sure.'
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And maybe the wives will give us a lift back home.
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Don't you get it?
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We gotta go to town, bowl, and beat them back here.
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I got it. Simple. We go the over-land route.
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Not your crazy eggbeater again?
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Oh, sure. I fixed it.
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I added king-sized flippers
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so it could carry a heavy load, even a fat one.
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If this gadget doesn't work
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I'm gonna unload a heavy load of five fat knuckles
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on your nose.
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Mr. Copilot, ready for the takeoff?
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Better start praying if it don't.
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- We're off! - Not from where I sit.
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Maybe we ought to drop the bowling balls.
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- Yeah, on your head. - Flap your arms up and down.
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You mean like this?
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It's working, Fred. It's working.
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That's all we needed, a little extra power.
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How about that, Fred? The Barney-copter does it again.
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I got news for you, Veep.
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I just re-elected myself president
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of the Flintstone Flyer Corporation.
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You know, I feel like a heel.
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Fred in bed, and me off enjoying myself.
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And Barney offering to stay with him
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right after he said how much he wanted to go to the opera.
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I'd feel better if I knew Fred was alright.
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Me, too. Let's call home at intermission.
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Step aside, Pagliacci, whilst the captain warms up.
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Do I see a split?
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Just keep your eye on the ball, Barney-boy.
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Ya-hoo!
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You're the greatest, Fred!
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Ha-ha! The old master strikes again. Ha-ha!
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Hey, old master, how about something to cool you off?
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The way I'm going, nothing can cool me off tonight.
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Okay, let me have one with a couple of straws.
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One frosty one coming up.
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With two straws, please.
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- Thanks. - That's alright.
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Ball on target. Bombs away.
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[screaming]
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crash
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- Did I do good, Fred? - Great, just great.
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Now would you like to try bowling like the rest of us?
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Oh, boy.
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Big strike coming up.
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ASo is a big wind. Close your mouth.
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Oops!
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[yelling]
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[vocalizing]
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[instrumental music]
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[vocalizing]
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[audience applauding]
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- 'Bravo!' - 'Bravo!'
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- 'Bravo!' - 'Encore!'
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Oh! Isn't it beautiful, Wilma?
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All I can think of is poor Fred home suffering.
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If it'll make you feel any better
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let's go out and call them right now.
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You know, I would feel better.
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Maybe there's a phone in that bowling alley
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across the street.
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Oh, dear. I hope Fred's alright.
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(Betty) 'Would you stop worrying? He is alright.'
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Poor Fred. I hope he's not running a fever.
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Am I hot tonight!
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Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-doo!
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Oh, it's so noisy, I can't hear a thing.
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There's no answer. I'm worried.
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Keep your eye on the king of the tenpins.
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Just hold on to the ball this time
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or I'll crown you king pinhead.
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Oh, no!
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[yelling]
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Why, you crazy..
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Fred, look. Over there, in the phone booth.
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- The wives. - The wives?
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We better go home. Something's wrong.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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We'll just..
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Wilma, look. Isn't that Fred and Barney?
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If they see us, we're dead.
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If they catch us, we'll wish we were. They're heading this way.
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Think of something, quick. You're the captain.
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Hey. Hey, we can use that broom.
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(Barney) 'Broom? What a time to get neat!'
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So, he had to baby-sit a sick friend?
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It's gonna be two sick friends.
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Surprise, husbands!
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Now it's my turn.
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thud
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- Oh! Good heavens! - It's not them.
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Have we met?
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They don't allow pick-ups in here.
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Ja, this is a respectable place.
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We thought you were our husbands.
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Yeah, both of them.
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Is that the way you always greet your husbands?
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Ja. "Hello, darling," pow?
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The average husband can stand just so many pows.
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Ja, then he takes a powder. Get it?
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[laughing]
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- That was very funny, no? - No.
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- Sorry. Excuse us. - You looked like our husbands.
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Well, if you're looking for your husbands
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why don't you try looking at home, where you belong?
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Ja. And I bet one of them is baby-sitting a sick friend.
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Don't you know when to quit?
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- Let's go home. - That's for sure.
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Something real phony is going on.
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- That was a close one. - Yeah. Well, back to bowling.
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Are you out of your mind? Grab the bowling balls.
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We gotta beat them home.
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I was never so embarrassed in my life.
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How could two sets of characters look so much alike?
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All I can say is one set of characters
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better be home when we get there.
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Step on it.
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- This thing is the greatest. - My invention, isn't it?
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You know something, Rubble?
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There'll be a Flintstone Flyer in every cave.
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- I'll be rich. - Well, how about me?
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Keep pumping. We'll beat them home by an hour.
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♪ Faniculi faniculi fanicula ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
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- Hey, Fred, look. - Look where?
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Double trouble at 6 o'clock.
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Well, what do you know! The wives.
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'Hey, they must be doing over 80.'
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(Barney) They're gonna beat us home.
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(Fred) Oh, no, they're not.
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Now hear this.
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- Pilot to co-pilot. - 'I read you, loud and clear.'
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(Fred) 'Retract landing gear.'
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Introvert your decibels. Increase speed to 4,500 rpms.
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- 'Over and out.' - What's all that mean, Fred?
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(Fred) It means step on it, you imbecile, that's what. Let's go.
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♪ Faniculi fanicula faniculi fanicula ♪
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♪ Faniculi fanicula faniculi fanicula ♪
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♪ Faniculi fanicula ♪ faniculi fanicula
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♪ Faniculi fanicula faniculi fanicula.. ♪♪
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What will we say when they ask why we're home so early?
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- Just say we missed them. - Why not tell them the truth?
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And say we don't trust them around the corner?
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- Suppose they're not here? - They'll be back.
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What'll we do in the meantime?
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In the meantime, we get meaner.
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Quiet. Maybe Fred's asleep.
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(Fred) 'Read me another bedtime story, Barney-pal.'
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Sure. Which one? Uncle Wigley or I was a Teenage Brontosaurus?
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So help me, I'll never mistrust Fred again.
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You're right, Wilma.
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'They're two of the good ones.'
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Let's face it. We're a couple of shrews.
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Ja, that's for sure. Let that be a lesson.
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Never doubt your husbands or they may take a powder.
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'Get it?'
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(together) It was them.
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You dope!
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- 'State of shock, huh?' - 'Wilma, no!'
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(Fred) 'No, not in the head!'
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thud
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- 'Try that on your fortissimo.' - 'Stand still, you insect.'
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(Barney) 'Betty! Betty, not with the bowling ball.'
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crash
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Head for the whirligig!
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Start flapping for a quick takeoff.
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- Come back, you coward! - Wilma, they're getting away.
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Oh, don't worry. Whatever goes up sooner or later comes down.
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Especially the fat ones.
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- Your play. - Gin.
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Ah, how long would you say they've been up there?
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Oh, about six hours, give or take a few.
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But, Fred, my legs are getting tired.
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Are your legs tired, or are you tired of living?
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- Keep pumping. - I'm too pooped to pump.
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It won't be long now.
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- Barney's running out of gas. - I know.
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But it'll be nice to have them back.
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[theme music]
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[yawning]
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clink clink
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Wilma.
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'Wilma!'
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'Come on, Wilma, open this door!'
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'Wilma!'
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[music continues]
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