All language subtitles for The Biggest Bundle of Them All (1968)

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d In all the world d

™� There'll never be ♺

™� A love as wonderful for me ♺

™� I've had my share
of dreams come true ♺

™� And most of all, there's you ♺

™� I walk along
the streets of time ♺

™� Remember when
your love was mine ♺

™� The million things
we'd say and do ♺

™� And most of all, there's you ♺

™� My heart is such
a lonely place ♺

™� In every crowd,
i see your face ♺

™� I think of all the joys
we knew ♺

™� And most of all there's you ♺

™� Though I may travel
near and far ♺

™� My love is always
where you are ♺

™� The world is wide,
but loves are few ♺

™� And most of all ♺

™� There's you ♺

Poor Luigi.

Goodbye, my friend.

I see you again
someday.

There goes the old days,
buried with Luigi.

All those times...

all those times
they tried to kill us,

but they don't.

We live.

There was nobody in Chicago
bigger than Luigi and me.

Those were the good days.

We were young, strong...

like iron.

Luigi used to tell me,

"Take a knife
and cut me.

Cut me, Cesare!"

I dull the blade,
and I tell him,

"Take my gun
and shoot me!

Shoot me, Luigi!"

"The bullets
fall off me like water."

We were made of iron.

Somebody don't
buy our stuff,

we use the iron fist.

They buy.

Now the iron rusts,
and Luigi's dead.

Poor Luigi.

This way, Mr. Celli.

We have a car
waiting for you.

Oh. Thank you.

Go.

Don't think because
I cry for my friend

I'm still not
Don Cesare Celli.

No, eccellenza.

It is a man's duty

to cry
for his dead friend.

You understand?

Si, professor.

Excuse me.
Do I know you?

I don't think
i have had the honor.

Do I know you, either?

I'm afraid not,
Mr. Celli.

I don't know you, too?

Ah, well.

I don't get around
much no more.

Since they send me back

to the old country
15 years ago,

I take it easy.

It was a bum rap.

Say, how long
you know Luigi?

We didn't know him,
Mr. Celli.

I like you.

You show respect
for us old retired ones.

It's nice that you
take me home.

Hold it. The driver
makes a mistake.

I live that way.

We know, Mr. Celli.

We're making a small
detour first.

Wait.
What's going on here?

What is this?

A stickup,
Mr. Celli.

Just a nice,
old-fashioned stickup.

Keep your eye on him.
I'll be right back.

Juliana, baby,
what are you doing?

You want
to get arrested?

I'm dancing.

It's a cool,
crazy night.

I'm on a beach
in Montevideo--

Just you and me

and a million
funny-looking stars

shining down.

Man, I've really got
to get you there, but soon.

Promise?

Promise.

Hey, aren't you going to ask me
what happened?

Well, tell, tell.

We did it. We got him.
he is in the car.

Oh, Harry,
that's wild!

Hurry. Come on
and get dressed.

I want you to meet him.
He is too much.

Ain't you got
no manners?

Who?

My chick,
that's who.

Buon giorno,
Mr. Celli.

Buon giorno.

So, you come to watch

the great Celli
get stuck up.

Well, I tell
you something,

pretty little girl.

You will all
be disappointed.

O.K., O.K.

Benjy, get in.
Davey, let's go.

All right, Celli.
Out.

Here, in the open?

Inside the house.
Tozzi, Benjy.

In the old days,
when we stuck up somebody,

we don't care
about so much privacy.

Come on, come on.

What will we do
about the car, Harry?

Hide it in the back.

I got to get it
to the garage by 5:00.

Everything's going
like a clock.

The fella
will be calling!

Signor Celli,
your friends,

they will be staying
for lunch?

Tell her
to forget it

and take
the day off subito.

Grazie, signora Rosa.

Perhaps
some other time.

I have some
important business

to transact
with these people.

Take the afternoon off.

Grazie.

It's beautiful.

All right, Celli,
to business.

Let's have money,
and lots of it.

Can't you get money
no other way?

You got to steal?

Harry needs money badly,
Mr. Celli.

He's written a few checks
here and there

which may soon cause
certain people

to become
very hostile.

And besides, he's got very
big appetites.

Capito?

I just love pretty
things, Mr. Celli.

We all have money
problems, commendatore.

Mine are women
and alimony,

both
most unpleasant.

How much you need?

50 grand
will suffice.

You're all crazy.
Crazy!

That's enough,
Celli.

You better
come up with it,

or you'll be seeing
your friend Luigi

before your time.

I told you before,

I have no money!

What do you
call this? Skid row?

You're a riot, Harry.

Thanks, baby.

This no belong
to me.

It belongs
to a friend.

Maybe he's telling
the truth, Harry.

Celli,
I'm warning you,

don't hand me

any more hearts
and flowers.

Maybe we could just take
a few nice things.

Yes, indeed. If I'm not mistaken,
I see genuine ming jade.

No. I want cash.

Hard cash.

I'll tell you
for the 10th time,

I have no money.

Why you
no believe me?

Then how do you live, Mr. Celli?
- I live on a small allowance

my uncle Carlo
sends me from the U.S.

Mamma mia.

Hello?

What?

Uncle Carlo!

Signore Carlo, ti chiama telefono.

Una telefonata di Napoli da Italia.
Vai, andiamo, andiamo.

Andiamo, andiamo. Andiamo,
andiamo, andiamo, andiamo ti.

Un telefono.
- Pronto.

I want you to listen
to this close.

I'm only going
to say it once.

Fai mi sapere.

I say, I'm only going
to say it once.

Come?

You'd better get a pencil
and write it down.

I'm with
your nephew.

Si, si!

He wants you
to send him some money--

$50,000.

He needs it
within 48 hours.

He, he, he, come? Ha ha ha!

That's wild!

You're a very
bad man, Mr. Celli.

Thank you.

Whait? What are you
trying to pull?

Take your hands
off me!

What's the matter,
Harry?

Remember, no violence.

You're
a lousy phony.

What phony?
You talked to uncle Carlo?

Yeah, I talked
to uncle Carlo.

He didn't
hear a word what I said.

Sounded like he
was on pot or something!

Ah. Chianti.

All the time,
he drinks chianti.

I think you call
at the wrong time.

Try again later.

He told you
I have no money?

He hung up
on that one.

I telephone.

Mamma! Uncle Celli!

Celli? Ooh!

Signor Celli!
Come sta?

Bene, bene.
Tutti bene?

Si, si, si.

Hi, uncle Cesare!

Did you pull any
good jobs lately?

E scusa me educato, dai

Come sta il signor Carlo?
Can he speak?

Si, si.

Rossano! Rossano!
Go find uncle Carlo.

Your uncle wants
speak to him on the phone.

Go! Go!

Stai bene caro, che sogno.

Hey! Hey, Rossano!
Hurry up!

It's costing
a lot of money!

They want you on the phone,
uncle Carlo.

What are you saying?

I don't believe it.
Impossible.

Well?

Uncle Carlo...
he passed out.

In his bed on his
wedding night,

he passed out.

Uncle Carlo,
brutto imbroglione!

I'll get you
for this!

Celli, I've had enough
of your lying.

Now, come on.
Let's get down to business.

Wait. I got
another idea.

You take this.

It's worth a fortune--
more than 50,000.

I recommend you
a good fence.

Cesare!

Uh...they should
dust this more often!

Ah. You are
leaving now. Va bene.

Be careful when you
cross the street.

I no go. You go.

And make sure

you bring everything
this time--

bread, salami,
cheese, vino,

scampi,
and tomatoes.

Capito. I go
in a few minutes.

Well, that blows
South America.

What are we going to
do now, Harry?

I don't know.

I'm thinking
about murder.

Listen, you punk kid.

We are a wealthy class. You hear me?
I have many friends.

So you've got
many friends.

What does that mean?

It means, I don't want it
to get around

that Celli's
got no money.

You understand?

Yeah, I understand.

When Celli ask for something,
he gets it.

I give you
a few people to see.

You tell them
Don Cesare needs a favor

for 30 days.

You're flapping
your gums, Celli.

Give up.

No flap no gums.

You take this.

Come on, Harry.
It's our last chance we've got.

Celli wants $50,000.

He needs it
for around 30 days.

Make it
in small denominations.

10s and 20s
would be fine.

I'll give it
to you straight, Celli--

One in jail,
six not home,

and the rest say
go to hell.

Impossible.

They wouldn't
let me down.

How many times
I helped them?

Times were bad
for them?

No. They just
don't think

you're worth lending
any money to, period.

Not rat-face Tony,

the stock market
man?

Oh, that one.
Tell him, Benjy.

He said your credit
was unbelievably bad--

totally unreliable.

Old Matutzi
from Philadelphia?

He laughed.

He laughed at me?

That imbecile laughed
at Don Cesare Celli?

Face it, Celli.

You're bad news,
and we were idiots

for sticking you up
in the first place.

I thought you
were somebody.

You know what you are?

You're the biggest
nobody in the world.

Kill me.

Please kill me.

Step on me
like I was a fly.

Come on.
Let's split.

They never told me.

They let me
go on dreaming,

building dreams

while my life
slipped away.

They let me think

I was still
Don Cesare

all the time,

like
in the old days.

Don Cesare.

Ciao, Mr. Celli.

No!

No what?

No, I don't
let you go.

What are you
talking about?

I'm talking
about a man's pride,

his good name.

I can't go back now

and be
laughingstock,

Cesare Celli who nobody would
borrow money to.

Once, I could have
a million dollars

with one phone call.

A million! And no
questions asked.

You know why?

Why?

Because
I helped everybody

make money!

I invented
new rackets.

I pulled
the big jobs.

Well, you don't
anymore, Celli.

You're a has-been.

You haven't done
anything for 15 years,

and if you don't
watch out,

they'll be passing the hat
for you any minute.

Nobody going
to pass no hat

for Don Cesare Celli.

I show them.

I show them they cannot
spit in my face.

O.k., o.k.

What you got
in mind, eccellenza?

Ha! If I wanted,

I could make you
all rich.

Ha ha! 50,000...

I spit...

on your 50,000.

How would you
like to take...

$5 million?

You're flipping.
You're talking words.

No words.
Interested?

I wouldn't know

until I heard
the details.

Are you
interested?

I am, sign--
signor Celli.

Me, too, eccellenza.

Count me in.

If Mr. Celli
has an idea,

You should listen,
Harry.

All right.

I'll listen.

What do we
have to do?

Just shut up.

Do what I tell you,

and everything's
going to be fine,

but I got to
be the boss.

Wait a minute.

I am the boss,
or no deal.

What do you think,
Harry?

Maybe he's
got the answer.

What do we
got to lose?

For that money,
who cares who's the boss?

Please, Harry.

All right.
You're the boss.

Bene. It begins
to feel like the old days.

Now, since you are going
to be my mob,

I want to know
about you.

You,
with the funny talk,

where you come from?

London.
I'm a cockney.

Come?

A cockney. A limey.

I got caught up
with this italian bird.

I've been married to her
for about 15 years.

We've got 11 kids.

That's nice.

Which mob
have you been with?

Mob? Oh, I ain't
been with no mobs.

This is my first job.
I'm a mechanic, really.

O.K. You got to
start someplace.

You. Which jobs
you pulled?

Not pulled.
Played.

I'm a classical
musician.

I, uh...blow violin
when I'm employed,

which isn't very often,
unfortunately.

All right. You.

I am a chef.

I must make
some money

so I can quit
being a chef.

I eat all the time
I'm in the kitchen.

I am overweight.

Harry chose them for your stickup,
Mr. Celli,

because they've never
been in any trouble.

No police records.
Just nice, good friends.

And you, Mr. Ex-boss,

What do you do
for a living?

Nothing.

Oh! At least I have
one professional.

O.K. I take you all
in with me.

Uh, Mr. Celli,

what about
this $5 million?

Not yet. First, we got to
agree on the cut.

I get 50%.

You boys split
the other 50.

Forget it, baby.

I'll find new men.

Hey, wait a minute,
Harry.

Make a deal.

Harry!

60-40.

Well...

I do it for glory,
not for money.

O.K. 60-40.

Great, Harry.

Attaboy!

Mr. Celli.

Now that everything
is settled,

would you explain
what you have in mind?

Enough for now.
I'm tired.

It's been
a difficult day.

Tomorrow,
you will know.

It is impossible
to stay here.

I pack some clothes.

We go to
your pensione.

Get me a room
with a nice bath,

and don't disturb me
before 11:00...

after breakfast.

Benjy, Tozzi.

Harry?

Yeah, doll?

Harry, please
don't feel badly.

Feel badly?
About what?

About giving in
to Mr. Celli.

As long as he gets
the money for you...

I know
you're only laughing

to cover up
the way you feel.

You know why
I dig you, baby?

Because you're
with me all the way,

every lovin'
wild inch of you.

Sure,
I let him think

he got away with it.

Why not?

By accident,
that tired old mafia

could lead us
to something.

If he does,
it will be Harry boy

who walks off
with it.

You know who's
going to help?

Me?

You, baby.

I love you
so much, Harry.

Yeah.

I know.

Ah, professor Sam.

Oh, Cesare!

Ah, paisan,
my good friend.

Oh, good to see you.
You look wonderful.

And what a place
you have here.

Ah, just a ruin.

Hey, you guys,
come here!

Here's
the professor.

Come on.
Get his stuff out of the car.

Please, please...
please, professor.

You want
something to eat?

Some coffee
or some tea?

I got a whole
picnic lunch.

Thank you.
I've already eaten.

Juliana,
turn that off.

I want you
to meet one of the boys.

Harry, this is
my friend--

the one
I told you about.

You get up
when I meet you somebody!

You got no manners!

Like Celli says,
professor,

I got no manners

When he meets me
somebody.

Who's the dish?

Juliana, his chick.

How do you do?

Ciao, professor.

Now I want you
to meet the other guys.

Tozzi, the fat one.

Beniamino,
uh...even bigger.

And little Davey.

How do you do?

Hi, Davey.

They ain't much,

but it's all I got
to work with.

Take the stuff
to the amphitheater.

You boys,
clean up the place.

Sam.

Oh, uh, Tozzi.

I'll take that.

Juliana, Juliana, quiet.

Sit down here. Quiet.

Hurry up. Hurry up.

My friend
the professor Samuels

is the greatest professor
in the world.

Professor, tell them
a little something

about yourself.

Go on.

Well...

I don't like
to boast, see?

I've been
in this business

a long time--

more than 46 years.

I planned some of
the biggest capers

you ever read about.

Drove
the G-Men crazy.

You've heard of
Capone? Dillinger?

Machine-Gun Kelly?
Pretty Boy Floyd?

Oh, I could name
a dozen others,

all my clients.

You name them,
I planned them.

More than
$22 million.

That's when a dollar
was a dollar.

They even made
movies about them.

And the most
important thing,

he never got caught.

The professor and I,

we sat together
many times,

dreaming of jobs.

Some we already did.

Some we was
going to do.

Now, in my need--

when Don Cesare needs
to get back respect--

I call him
in Philadelphia,

and he is here,

This time,
with the plan

for the biggest bundle
of them all.

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo.

Well, now, gentlemen,
to business.

Sam, what's all this?

You never work
like this before.

We've gone modern,
new methods.

Madison Avenue.

Well, now, gentlemen,
what are we all after?

Money.

Well, there are many ways
to make money.

Working...

borrowing...

or, uh...

thinking.

Of course, some of us
believe in stealing,

but if we steal
without thinking,

all we end up with...

is time.

But, uh...thinking--
right thinking and stealing

Will bring us...

riches.

Now, this, gentlemen,

represents...

riches.

Roughly $95 an ounce.

I hold here in my hand

380 dollars' worth.

Now please examine it.

The chemical symbol
is pt, for platinum.

Now, this precious metal

comes in ingots
this size--

4 inches by 1/3 inch
by 7 1/2 inches.

It weighs
100 ounces troy.

Of course, this ingot
is made of lead.

I'm merely using it
as an illustration of size.

If it were really platinum,

it would be worth...

$9,500.

But how
do we get it?

It is shipped from
Colombia, South America,

to Gibraltar,

and from there to Toronto,

where it is put
on a special railway car

and moved by train

to a secret location.

Where's
the location?

Doesn't matter.
It will never get there.

We'll stop the train
and remove the platinum.

Stop the train, huh?

What we do, ride alongside
on a horse,

jump the engineer,
and shove a six-gun at his face?

Don't interrupt!

Shut it up.

It can be done.

What's more,
it will be done.

We'll need special
equipment, yes,

but timing, planning,

and above all, daring...

and it's ours.

Now, may I continue?

Sure. Go ahead!

There are materials
to be purchased.

They'll have
to be assembled.

All this will
require some money.

That blows it.

How much money, Sam?

$3,000,

or about
2 million lire.

Done.

Where do
we fence it?

Morocco.

Morocco?

Who in Morocco?

I'll take care of that,

and I'll inform Don Cesare.

How do we
know your man

won't
double-cross us?

You'll be there
to watch him.

How do we
get there?

You'll find out
in good time.

The professor is 100%.

He takes care
of everything.

That's why we pay him

the kind
of money he asks.

Professor,

how many ingots
of platinum

do we need
to get 5 million?

482.

482 bars,

100 ounces a bar,

that's, uh...
nearly 3,000 pounds.

That's about 2 tons.

Who's going
to be able

to lift up 2 tons
of that stuff?

The deal is off.

These bums couldn't lift

2 pounds
of horsefeathers.

They'll do it.

I'll make them do it.

You hear me?

I'll make you do it!

I'm going to die
if I don't stop.

Shut up and run!

You'll thank me
for this.

Who do you
think you are--

Mussolini?

He had the wrong mob,

but he made
the trains run on time.

Move your legs higher!

Faster!

Faster!

On your feet!

I've had it, baby.

You know
what this

will do to
my appetite?

I'm the boss.
I say run!

Celli, you're
having yourself

a real fine time
playing boss,

but I say no more.

Come on. Come on!

Where are you going?

To see my wife.

You know how mad she gets
if I don't see her.

No more lovemaking--

not until
the job is finished.

She's going to
be really mad at me.

I say you run!

Sure, I'll run...

for 5 million bucks.

But you know what big boss?

We need 3 grand to
get that 5 million.

And so far, I don't see
any 3 grand.

What about the professor?
He's been talking in millions.

Why don't we get
the money from him?

The high cost of living

has left me
temporarily short.

Really, I--I had to
borrow money to get here.

I said I would get it.

And I say
I want to see it

before I do
any more running.

Punks!

Small-timers.

Chiselers.

All right!

I get the money.
Tonight!

Is that you,
Cesarino?

Si, si, cara.

Where have you been
these past days?

I come back
from Africa

and not find you.

I been worried sick.

Not even a call
from the telephone.

You don't love your little
pussycat no more?

Yes, yes, mia cara.

I have been tied up.

Very important business
out of town.

Forgive me, darling.

Oh, I forgive you,

but come closer
to me quickly.

Un momento.

Cesare,
please come back.

What are you
doing there?

Uh, nothing.

A fly.

I hate flies.

You're acting like

a nervous
bridegroom.

Oh, come to bed!

I will give you
a little surprise.

Yes, yes.

It has been so long.

Si, si.
In a moment.

Cesare, I don't like

the way
you're behaving.

So!

I discover
your true nature.

You are a thief!

Please, cara.

No cara me.

You have
another woman

You take
my jewelry to.

I kill you first!

I don't have
no other woman.

I need the money.

You take my jewels
to another woman.

You cheat!
You adulterer!

You indian giver!

Come back!
Come back, Cesare.

I get my gun!

I going
to shoot you.

I going to kill you.

Kill you!

I never forgive you
for this!

You hear me?
Never! Never!

You're going
to be a wanted man.

I'm going to
send you to prison--

to prison!

Hey.

I came as soon as you called,
Don Cesare.

You are
a very good boy.

I want you to
look at these.

Ah, yes.

Sorry. I couldn't
take them

even if you
made me a present.

I paid a lot
of money for those.

All I want
is 3 grand.

You might as well
ask 3 million.

I can't handle them.

They're too hot.

Uh, maybe
in a couple of years,

if we recut them.

A couple of years?

Your Teresa's got
every cop in Naples

looking for them.

I'd help if I could.

I don't forget you
started me in the business.

I know, Franco.

You are a good boy.

Be careful going home.

Celli's girl
has the cops

looking for him?

Yes. You all
better be careful.

She have a reward
out for him?

Uh, yes,
I think so.

A small one.

You wouldn't
be thinking

about collecting
it, would you?

I wouldn't do that
to my friend.

He was the hand
that fed me.

And these
are the hands

that will
tear you apart

if you open
your mouth.

Understand?

Yes, but
I can't breathe.

Let him go.

That's
a good boy.

I want to make sure
he stays that way.

I said,
let him go!

I apologize
to you, Franco.

Some people
have no regard

for other
people.

That's all right,
Mr. Celli.

I understand.

You got no brains.
You got no sense.

All you got
is a big greed.

You don't
do that anymore!

Never touch any of
my people anymore!

What's the matter,
Celli?

You getting soft
in your old age?

You said you were tough.

Remember the iron fist?

I also remember
the iron horse,

and both went out
with the airplane.

I don't know
about you, Harry.

I think maybe

we're not going
to get along.

You think you can
get along without us?

Try it.

You're not what
you used to be.

Then maybe...

I don't do
the job at all.

I would rather
drop the job

than work
with a pig.

I don't trust you,
Harry.

You don't trust me?

I was only looking out
for our interest.

Everybody knows that.

Juliana knows that.

Don't you, baby?

Oh, sure.

Yes, yes.

Hey, baby,

Would that look
pretty on you?

Try it on.

Well, it doesn't really
belong to me.

Celli will
let you try it.

Won't you?

Could I?

Of course.

Help me hook
it up, Harry.

I'm all thumbs
when it comes to that.

Maybe Celli could do it.

Would you, Mr. Celli?

You are like
a small child

with a bright,
new toy.

I would be happy
to make it snap.

In fact,
you keep it.

Would you like that?

Would i like it?

Oh, thank you!

Thank you.

Easy. Very easy.

They do a first-class
business,

and they have
plenty of cash.

I've been casing it.

What about the police?

Don't they crawl around
there at night?

They don't
do things

like that
over here.

No problem.

They make the best
pasta e fagioli in town.

You can forget
about that.

You're on a diet.

A restaurant
full of people.

It would be easier
to knock off

some quiet joint with fewer people
around to see.

That's
the beauty of it.

Now who would think
of knocking off

a restaurant
at its busy hour?

Nobody.

That means nobody
will be on guard.

One man...inside.

Quickly he takes
the money...

outside before
anybody knows.

Simple.

A genius
of an idea.

Oh, well, uh...

All right.

I'll drive.
- Fine.

Benami, you will
handle the gun.

Me?
- You!

I'm a better watcher.

Oh, I'll watch.

Me, too.

Good.
Harry drives.

Davey and Tozzi
watch,

and Beniamino
gets the money.

Let's go make the plans.

Listen fellas, I'd like to do this
for all of us, but...

well...I've never
handled a gun before.

I mean, I could hurt somebody
if I got excited or something, you know?

It will be
all right, Benami.

Suppose I shot somebody.

Suppose I even
shot myself.

Davey would be better,
or Harry, or Tozzi.

Benami, you will
be the gun!

O.K., Mr. Celli.

I am the gun.

O.K., we'll
rehearse now.

Benami, you start.

All right, mister.

All the cash, no coins.

Put it in a paper bag,

Hurry it,

and don't make any
unnecessary noises.

Don't make such a face.

You want people to know
what you are doing?

I can't help it.

Every time I pick this up,
my face turns tough.

Beniami. Beniami.

You are customers
at the table.

Eat. Eat.

Beniami,
first position.

Now, everybody ready?

We try again.

Beniami--with style,

with grace.

Manager!

Uh, signore,
you got a light? Huh?

Forgot
the matches.

Make believe.

Make believe!

Your light, signor.

Don't move.
I got a gun.

If you make a noise,
I'll...I'll...

I'll...

Kill you. Kill you!

Do I have
to say that?

It makes me nervous.

Couldn't I just say,
"I'll shoot you"?

O.K. say "shoot."

You make a noise,
I'll...

I'll shoot you.

Thank you
very much.

Go on.

Come with me
to your office.

Excuse me.

Now what?

I pinched my skin!

Oh, mamma mia!

It's getting late.

I'd better
get things organized.

Go.

We have time for
one more practice.

Come.

Where are you
this time, baby?

In Hawaii.

The wind is blowing

Soft and quiet
through the trees.

And you know what,
Harry?

What?

Hey!

Don't you
have to get ready

for the job?

There's plenty
of time, baby.

Oh, Harry,
you're wild.

That's what
I love about you.

We're forgetting
what Mr. Celli said.

No one breaks training.

You know, Mr. Celli's
a very smart man.

Too bad you
didn't know him

before you met him.

Sure, baby.

Did he say anything

about the Moroccan
fence?

He just said
he'd take care of it.

I want to
take care of it...

without Celli.

Harry, that's
not really

a very nice thing to do.

Don't worry
about what's nice.

Just get the name
of that fence.

I'll try.

Davey, Tozzi...

go!

All right, Davey's around
the corner near the entrance.

You go.

Remember, you've got
seven minutes

before I pull up
in front of the door.

Don't come out
before then, you got it?

Harry I never did a thing like this
in my life!

You helped me
stick up Celli, didn't you?

That was different, there were
four of us then.

Now there's
only one of me.

It'll be over
in seven minutes.

Stop worrying.

Change places
with me, Harry.

Let me drive.

Not a chance.

Please, Harry? I'll
give you $1,000.

Where will you
get $1,000?

From my share
of the 5 million.

I'll write you
an I.O.U. right now.

Come on, Benny. Go!

I can't do it.

Why not?

I can't make
the scene.

What?

I'm a union man.

I can't cross
the picket line.

That's no picket line.

That's a bunch of nuts
protesting the bomb.

Go on, Benny.

Let me off the hook.

I'll be eternally
grateful.

All right.

You wouldn't be any good
in your condition, anyway.

Get in.

Tozzi!

You.

You go.

And no lip, understand?

I can't take it,
Harry.

What do you mean?

I--I am a pacifist.

Pacifist?

Yes.

This isn't a war.

It's a stickup.

Now go on.

Come in.

Oh, yes.

Come in. Come in.

Are you still
working at this hour?

A great caper
is like a symphony.

To achieve
perfection,

one must study,
one must rehearse

over and over. No?

Well, I'm afraid I don't know much
about such things,

but I'd like to learn.

I teach you
sometime.

Right now, I must
concentrate on work.

But surely all work
and no pleasure...

it's not healthy.

You should relax more.

Perhaps.

But a boss has a great
responsibility.

I know exactly
what you need.

Vino!

Grazie.
I like that.

You get
the glasses there.

I open it.

I make a toast.

To the big caper.

Salud. To Morocco.

To America.

If it wasn't
for America,

I don't be here now.

Do you ever been
to America?

I was born there,

but my parents
moved around a lot.

Father was in the army.

Harry promised to take
me back there soon.

What a country.

So much money.

So many things
to do.

What a business
we built in Chicago!

And good friends
like Big Al,

Nitti The Enforcer,
Elliot Ness the cop.

It must have
been exciting.

It was wonderful!

The parties,
the food, the wine,

the big money.

Sure, it was hard work.

Some people
weren't too happy

about what we do,

so we must show them
who was right.

And in the end,
everybody was nice.

You're nice, too,
Mr. Celli.

You are very kind
to an old man.

I appreciate.

You're not so old.

Don't ever say that.

I don't mean "old" old.

I'm still young enough
to enjoy a pretty girl.

Oh, I'll bet
you'll find

lots of pretty
girls in Morocco.

Shall we drink
to that?

How many, signore?

I wanted to see
the manager.

The manager?

Yes, uh...
the manager.

Perhaps I can be

of some service,
signore.

No. The manager.

The office is behind
you, signore.

Yes, yes.

The office is behind
you, signore.

A table for one,
please.

The manager?

I'll see him later.

Excuse me.

It is impossible
to stay here.

Please.

I'm just dropping
a friend.

Get out, Benjy.

No. This one.

What are you doing?

A little bite,
that's all.

I couldn't
stand it anymore.

Don't tell anybody
I broke the diet.

Harry's outside.
You better hurry up.

Just a little
zucchini, Davey.

Might as well hang me
for a murderer

as a thief.

Don't say that!

Taste this.

Just taste it.
It's great.

I couldn't
do better myself.

Sit down.

There is more.

I better tell Harry.

I think if you
remove your jacket,

you'll feel better.

Here. Let me do that.

It's more
comfortable that way.

I like that.

You are
a very good girl.

Permit me.

Ah, lovely.

A little more
on this side.

Oh, we forgot
your feet.

We don't want
your legs to get tired, do we?

Let me help you.

There.

I like that.

You are
a refreshing girl,

like a glass
of verdicchio.

Verdicchio.

Do they have
verdicchio in Morocco?

They have everything
in Morocco, my dear.

You're sure
you can get rid

of all that platinum?

That's what we
got a fence for.

And he knows the people

who can buy $5 million
worth of platinum?

Si, si.

I'd like to meet
such a man.

You will.

What's his name?

Did you enjoy your
dinner, signore?

Superb.

Just the most
magnificent meal

I ever had...
except, uh...

Except?

Too much oregano
in the zucchini garibaldi.

Where is
the manager?

I would like
to talk to him.

Something wrong,
signore?

Just tell me
where he is.

Over there, signore.

Well? Well?

He love it.

Except...

Except what?

He said there was
too much oregano

in the zucchini
garibaldi.

What? My specialty?

It bears my name.

It is my reputation!

No! Pasquale!

Eccolo.

Pasquale, prego,
stay calm!

I see. I see!

Pasquale. Pasquale!

Tozzi! You rat!
You talk to me!

You're jealous because
you can't cook like me!

You big fat baboon!

Oh, no!

What's happening?

My leg! My leg!

What's happened
to my leg?

Too much oregano in
my zucchini garibaldi, he says.

I should have killed him!

You're sure you
know who he is?

Of course I know--
Antonio Tozzi.

We used to work together
in Torino.

He was the pasta chef.

O.K. O.K.
calm down.

We'll
pick him up.

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of them all ♺

Oh, hi!

What are you
doing here?

Dancing--
with the professor.

He's really
got the beat...

for his age, I mean.

Great little teacher.

I never thought I'd get past
the mashed potato.

He's cute,
isn't he, Harry?

Yeah.

Come on.
I'll buy you all a drink.

Come on, Tozzi.

Oh, Juliana, here.

You sit right here.

Well,
what will it be?

Scotch? Wine? Bourbon?

Wine.

Wine. Bring us a nice
bottle of ischia wine.

Yes, sir.

Oh, Tozzi, I'm sorry.

It's nothing.
It's all right.

It could have been worse,
you know.

You're lucky.

Don Cesare tells me

that you boys
had a little trouble tonight.

We blew it.

Well, it's a shame.

You know,
time's running out.

The platinum will be
in Taranto in a few days.

Things just went
all wrong.

Well, that's too bad.

Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.

Well...

that's the way
it goes sometimes.

Here you are, my dear.

Many is the time

that Don Cesare and I
sat by a warm fire

and talked of
the philosophy of crime.

Many is the time
we said to each other

that there are cycles--

times when the job works,
times when the job fails.

There's always
the law of probability.

I have a great respect
for the law.

Mr. Celli asked us
to come see you.

Maybe you get an idea.

Maybe.

I, uh, have been discussing
certain possibilities

with some of the boys
around town.

They tell me that
in this great city of yours

there is a unique
and profitable business--

the business
of repairing jewelry.

As I understand, a great deal
of it is shipped here

from all parts of the world,

and not all of it arrives
in good condition.

To ship it back
would be too expensive,

so each shop
sends its jewelry

to a central location
in the city for repairs.

Collections are made
once each month

from all the best shops
in town,

and the stones
and the settings

are brought in plain cases
by only two men--

special guards
who wear plain clothes

so as not to arouse
suspicion.

They drive an old truck
for the same reason.

Perfect!
They've gone inside.

Can you see
Benny and Harry?

Yes. They are
in position.

What's the time?

Three minutes.

The professor says
they are inside only four.

The professor
is always right.

Perhaps I will
wind the watch up.

Ah ha!
They come out now.

Hey, signore,

you got any idea where
this number is?

Now, Davey.
It's your turn.

Drive away the truck.

Right.

Oh! Did they
rob it yet?

No, my dear.

They've only just
taken the men away.

Davey will now
do the job.

I have to get ready to
drive off and meet them.

Not yet. Not yet.

I like to watch
a good plan working.

Fool! Start the engine.

Drive away!

What did you say?

Something is wrong.
He's not moving yet.

Maybe he forgot the key.

The key is there.
It's something else.

Move, you idiot!

O.K., but I thought you
wanted to stay and watch.

Not you--Davey!

Not me what?

Never mind. Stop!

Look at the mess
you have made.

Just a little scratch.

Show me
all your documents.

I want to see
your driver license,

your car license,
and your registration book.

I haven't got it.

How many time
are people told

that you must carry it
in the car?

It's not my car.

What? Then what are you
doing inside it?

I was just trying to
move it a few feet,

that's all.

That's all, eh?

Yeah. That's all.

What's all this?

Just a crash.
I'm dealing with it.

Looks to me
like a case

For thepolizia
della strada.

Something
the matter?

No registration book
and no license.

Oh. A case
for the carabinieri, no?

Wait a minute.

Wait a moment,
please.

Let me explain!

It's a matter
of traffic--

No. That is
in the city.

No. No.

But it is my duty! I--

No. No. No.

I tell you, that's--

No. No. No.

When did you last hear
from your husband,

signora Collins?

About a week ago.

He came in the afternoon,
like usual.

Davey's dead or something.
I feel it.

He never used to
miss a day.

What am I going to do
without him?

Oh, my poor Davey.

Did he ever say he was
unhappy about something?

No. He was the happiest
man in the world.

He had everything.

You must find him.
Please!

Don't worry.
We'll find him for you.

Naples. Uh--

Napoli, per favore.

Hey, not bad
at all.

It's there...
in Taranto.

We have only 22 hours!

22 hours?

That's hardly
any time at all.

The professor says
it's loading now.

It leaves in six hours

And will be where we meet it
at 3:21 tomorrow afternoon.

What are you
talking about?

We still don't have
the 3 grand we need.

3 grand.

3 lousy grand
to make 5 million...

and you dumb oxes
mess it up every time.

We got to move,

and we got to move fast!

Maybe the law of
probability will prove--

Aspetta! I am thinking!

It's no good, Celli.
There's no time left.

I said
i was thinking.

Leave me alone!

Shut up.

I got to keep
in shape.

How did I ever get mixed
up with you stupid!

Even my old muscle boy
from Chicago

had enough brains
to do a job right,

and he was a moron.

Ah! I should
throw you all out.

Why don't you
shut your big mouth

and try to do
something yourself?

Harry, take it easy.

All right.

I will do it.

I will stoop
to a low thing,

but I will do it.

I'll show you
how to perform the heist!

I'll show you the Celli
of the old days.

I'll teach you how to work
when your time is run down!

Celli, you're
out of your skull.

This two-bit joint
wouldn't have 300,

let alone 3,000.

This two-bit joint
has what we want.

I make
one phone call today

to make sure it's here.

You sure you want to
do this all alone?

Celli works alone,
my friend,

when he must show his
pupils how it is done.

You will see a job
done now

with style, with grace,

and in the open
daylight.

Here.

I don't even use that.

No gun?
You are nuts.

The man will believe
I have a gun.

Observe and learn.

Keep the engine running.

When that grease monkey
lays a wrench on Celli's head,

take off.

What about him?

If he's stupid enough
to try this,

he deserves to get caught.

I'm not running in
to drag him out.

That's good.

Now nobody passing here
will know what's happening.

He's doing it!

Hey, maybe he's not

So fruity
as we thought.

Get going.

O.K., Harry.

More than 3 grand.

When I tell you
I do something,

I do it right.

You listen to Celli.

What about that attendant?

He looks madder
than hell.

Goodbye!

Sorry I didn't have more
to lend you, uncle Cesare.

Why should he kick?

He was taken
by a master.

I don't get you,
Mr., Uh...

D'Ambrosi.

Well, I just don't
get you, Mr. D'Ambrosi.

I thought you were
looking for good scrap.

I got the best scrap
in Naples here.

I do not look
for scrap.

I wish to make
a monument

to my poor dead
nephew, Alfredo.

How much?

How many you want?

One?

If I sell you one,
I got to charge more money, you see.

It's U.S. Government
regulations.

For a monument
to a dead soldier boy

who gave his life
for us?

All right, I'll tell you
what I'll do.

I give it to you
for 500,000 lire.

That's 800 bucks. O.K.?

You wish to make
so much profit

on a poor soldier boy

who drove tanks like
this through the gunfire

and terror and death
of Anzio beach?

Anzio, eh?

400,000 lire?

It will sit on the lawn

in front of
the Alfredo D'Ambrosi club,

affiliated with
the unione d'italia society,

painted gold and shining.

350,000 lire?

There are
a lot of italian people

in the scrap business,

members
of the unione d'italia.

What are they going to
think when I tell them

you want so much money?

You wouldn't do that
to me, would you?

I'll give it to you
for 300,000 lire.

That's rock-bottom.

Less than that,
the U.S. Government loses money.

The little children--

They saved
5 and 10 lire.

They scrimped and went
without ice cream

to make the monument

to my poor dead nephew
D'Ambrosi.

250,000. Please.

It's $400 only.

Does it run?

You want a monument
that runs?

For the children.

Aw...the kids.

I'll give you one that runs.

250,000, though, O.K.?

Which one?

Come.

Here, I'll give you
this baby.

It's a good one.

Bless you, sergeant.

Bless you.

My nephew will never
forget you.

All right.
Get the cards out.

Special car reporting.

We are just leaving
the docks.

Angelina Petrone?

Yes?

We're police.

We want to talk to you
about your fiance--

Antonio Tozzi.

He's hurt.

He fainted
from his diet.

He's not dead?

He's wanted on suspicion
of armed robbery.

Where can we find him?

You must be looking
for the wrong man.

My Antonio would never
be involved in a robbery.

He's been identified.

It's got to be
a mistake.

Antonio is a chef.
- Oh, we know it, we know it.

Has he been
around to see you?

No. I won't allow it--

not until he loses
100 pounds.

No girl likes
to get crushed.

When did you
see him last?

Few weeks ago. He was going
on a slimming cure.

Did he say where?

No. Just something about
a friend named Harry Price.

Harry Price?
I've seen him few times.

I played pool with him
only last week.

Where can I find him?

What's he done?

Written
a few bad checks.

He's quite a boy.

You got to
hand it to him.

It's better than
working for a living.

Where is he?

You want it
to get around

that Pasqualetto's
a stoolie, eh?

How much you stand to win
from me on this game?

2,000 lire.

Suppose you won 10,000?

Pensione Vesuvio.

Everything.

We have everything,
professor.

We'll see you there.

The professor is
leaving now for Morocco.

Hurry up. We only have
six hours left.

Great.

Is he going to see
the fence man soon?

Heh heh. My dear,
he's the fence man.

You are leaving?

That's right.

You have a wonderful
service, nice place.

How much I owe you?

40,000 lire.

130,000 for everyone.

This for me
and my crew.

Crew?

My boys in the truck
outside.

Grazie mille.

You are
a wonderful cook...

and a beautiful lady.

I included the tip.

Oops! I forgot my bag.
Hold this.

Lovely man.

You know what those boys
outside told me

they had in the truck?

Army tanks and planes
and ships and cannons.

Aren't they crazy?

They're a riot.

Arrivederci!

"Bring home bread,
salami, cheese"?

Robbers! Police!

Robbers! Police!

Stop! I want my money!

My money!

What I'm looking for
is something

to start my own
freight service with.

Is good, eh?

Private enterprise--
you can't beat it.

With a couple of planes
and some good orders,

you'll be a major airline
in no time.

How's this?

No. No.

I want something
bigger than that.

I need a good range,
big payload.

Bigger.

I got just what you need.

Come here to look. There!

She's a beauty, right?

Only one previous owner--
the U.S. Air force.

Got less than 4,000 hours.

Clean as a whistle!

Looks like
it's got a hole.

A hole?

All right.
I be honest with you.

It did take
a piece of flak,

but nothing to be
concerned about.

The hole was patched up,
the blood scraped off.

Look, it's not
a demonstrator,

but if it's a good
transportation airplane you need,

this is it.

Look at the rubber, eh?

Go on. Kick there.

Kick there. Go on.

You all right, eh?

Mind your head.
Mind your head.

Ah. See? Look
at the construction.

You all right, eh?

You all right?

The construction.
Look at the construction.

How much is it?

Book price, $8,500...

but our price
to you today,

$6,999 delivered to you

and, if you
have good credit,

100% financing.

Sounds pretty good
to me.

Cash or credit?

I'd like a demonstration
ride before I decide.

Come as fast as you can!

Yes?

The name's
Peckinpaugh--

Percy Peckinpaugh,
private eye, New York.

Do you have a Benjamin Brownstead
registered here?

I'm looking for him.
Wife trouble. Alimony.

He's supposed to be here with
a harry price.

Good morning.
Have you seen a Davey Collins?

He was supposed
to be here

with Harry
something-or-other.

What's
all the excitement?

And who are you
looking for?

Harry Price.
Bad checks.

Didn't anybody come
to answer my call?

What call?

There were
these people here,

and they ran off
without--

Hold it.

All right.
Who are you looking for?

Antonio Tozzi.

And you?

Cesare Celli.

I am telling you,
those were the men--

the ones
that run off

without paying
their bill.

They were
all together?

They drove off
in a truck.

Are they criminals?

Yes.

I thought
they were joking.

Joking about what?

They said they had
guns and bullets

and...and a tank!

I think we all better go
to headquarters.

You, too, please.

Yes, yes,
of course.

All right.
Who called the police?

Mr. Celli!

Quickly,
Mr. Celli.

Disaster!

Catastrophe!

The job is finished!

Benami,
what's the matter?

It's Davey.
He's locked in.

Please. The key.

What key?

The key
to the toilet.

There isn't
any key.

A man's stuck
in there.

He can't get
the door open.

He shut that door?

Of course he shut
the door, idiot.

But nobody has shut
that door in years.

Hey, open up.

Get me out of here, somebody!

Hey, open up.

Open up! Hey!

Get me out of here, somebody!

Take it easy.
Yelling don't help.

Turn the knob, idiot.

There is
no knob.

Get me out,
please.

We'll have to take the door
off the hinges.

Look for the key.

Davey, you are
costing us time.

We should let you
stay there.

Get some tools.

Tozzi, you better
stay in the truck.

Signor Celli, please get me
out of here.

All right, Davey.

Just take it easy.

I can't.

There's a bee
in here!

Antonio Tozzi.

Armed robbery.

What the hell
is this?

All we know is
they are all together.

You have
an idea why?

No, sir.

They have a tank.

What kind?
Fuel? Water?

Army.

Get an all-points
on that truck,

and watch every line
of communication.

A tank!

Be careful.
Be careful!

No, to the left.
To the left!

That's too much.

That's too much!

Give me a chance,
will you?

I never drove
a tank before.

I was
in the infantry.

It passes
a whistle signal

in exactly
10 seconds.

1...2...3...

4...5...6...

7...

8...

9...

10!

Good.

O.K.

Move the cannon!

I am dreaming.

What is that?

Davey, Benami, go.

I get you for this!

Get out.

No.

All right.

Load the cannon!

All right.

Hey!

Davey, watch
that thing.

Do you think
you're Jesse James?

Sorry, Benjy.
Didn't mean it.

Accident.

Guard them.

Right. I've killed
the radio.

Juliana,
the ladder.

Switchman.

Switchman!

Si, signore.

You come
with me.

Unfasten.

Give the signal.

Get back aboard.

Si, signore.

Up!

Come on.
Up. Up!

Come on.
Get up!

Via! Via!

Subito. Subito.

Via! Via!

O.K., take off.

Wagons, roll!

Give me those.

Get the explosives.

Be careful!

Wait for me!

I just need one.

Davey!

Get out!

Hey! You're not supposed
to stop here.

I said,
what's the trouble?

What are you
all steamed up for?

I want the police.

Two.

Right. Let's go.

Three.

Come on.

Four.

O.K., Tozzi.
Cut along here.

O.K., five!

What about
the bomb bay?

Bomb bay?

Is it strong enough
to hold a lot of weight?

Oh, sure.

Hold anything
you want.

Good.

You'll see
how she handles.

She banks
like a dream.

O.K. Take her up.

Take her up?

Take her up.

General alarm,
inspector.

They fit
the description.

Capuano here.

Get the helicopter
ready.

I think you boys
did just great.

Stop patting the back.
We're not done yet.

Autopilot.

See, I told you.

She's got
all the extras.

She's great.

You take her?

Yeah.

I'll take her
right now.

I don't want
to live in Cuba.

We're not going
to Cuba.

There's an abandoned
emergency airstrip right there.

That's where
we're going.

Captain Del Signore.

Glad to know you.

I am inspector Capuano,
Interpol Napoli.

Lieutenant Naldi.

Glad to meet you.

A little out
of your territory, aren't you?

I thought
we might help.

Let's use
your chopper

and see what
we find.

You wait here.

Did you get it?

Sure.

You any trouble?

I'm here.

One.

All right.

Two.

Hello, baby.

Hi. Are you O.K.?

Cuckoo.

You find out what I want
to know?

Uh-Huh,
and you know what?

Professor Sam
was the fence man

all the time.

Professor Sam, huh?

Hey, you did
beautiful, baby.

Now, you keep
your eye on me.

When I make
my move,

you hop on board.

Here. Watch him.

Let's go.

They get away
with it?

3,000 pounds
of platinum.

$5 million.

They couldn't
have gone far.

To sell it,

they'd have to get it
out of the country.

The truck took
the old road.

They cut
across country.

It doesn't go far.

Let's go, inspector.

See if you
can spot them

from up there.

Let me know
by radio.

The last one?
Good.

Benjy, you finish
stacking.

O.K.?

O.K.

Oh, we don't
need that now.

Get on the wing.

We have to put
the gas in.

Put gas in?

What do you think?

That salesman
is going to

put in enough gas
to go to Morocco

just for a 10-minute
demonstration ride?

Get on the wing.

Up on the truck.

Yeah. I didn't think
about that.

That's why
I'm the boss.

I think about it.

Hurry up!
I start the pump.

O.K., Celli.
Start pumping.

Inspector Capuano,
can you hear me?

This is Del Signore.

Have you seen anything
of them yet?

Not a sign,

but there's
an air force strip

over the mountain.

You want me
to check it?

Yes, you'd better
check it out.

We will follow
their tracks here.

Over and out.

You go that way.

You follow the tracks.

Come on.

Helicopter!

Helicopter!

There are five of them
and a girl.

The sixth looks like
the plane's pilot.

If they get
off the ground,

we'll never
catch them.

Try to get close enough
for me to fire.

Maybe I'll hit
their fuel tank.

Hey. What the hell?

Are they shooting?

No. We're
out of gas.

Took them 20 minutes
to get over here.

All right,
that's enough!

Drop everything!

All right, Celli.
That's far enough.

What are you talk?

You stay here.

We don't
need you anymore.

Oh...double cross.

Io non mi devo fidare di te.

You are an evil man.

Yeah, that's me.
Let's go.

I said let's go.

The cops will be here
any minute.

I don't like this,
Harry.

You're too much,
Harry.

If Mmr. Celli
don't go,

we don't go.

You--get the plane
ready for takeoff.

I guess you'll only have
two passengers.

All right, honey.
Get in.

Go on!

We'll have it
all to ourselves, baby.

I'm not going,
Harry.

What?

I said
I'm not going!

It's not right
what you're doing.

Mr. Celli's
a nice man.

I can't do that
to him.

Are you crazy?

You're giving up
5 million bucks

for that old chiseler?

Yes!

I'll give up all
the rest of it, too.

You can have
Montevideo,

Jamaica, Hawaii.

I don't want to go
anywhere with you.

Not ever.

Just go away
and leave me alone!

All right.
Get in.

You, too, Celli.

After you.

For all, Benami.

I only wanted to buy
a new violin.

Let's go.

It should
warm up first.

We'll warm it up
in the air.

Move.

Pull it up!

She won't come!

Flaps. Flaps.

I forgot flaps.

O.K.

Take your hands
off it.

Take your hand away!

Look!
We found them!

Gentlemen.

It is an unfortunate thing
that's happened, but do not despair.

There are good times
and bad times.

In the philosophy of crime,
there is the law of probability.

We cannot lose
all the time.

The professor and I
have talked of Morocco--

of the national treasury,
which they so carelessly guard.

The professor
is already there.

We could have plans ready
in no time, no time at all.

Millions of dollars, boys.

Millions!

You better tell that flier
to close the doors.

It's cold in here.

Celli.

You're a real
cuckoo bird.

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