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We did it.

I'm making a movie.

The HDRT Film Festival
submission deadline is coming up.

I'm gonna submit this movie

and I'm doing it with my best friend

in the whole world.

It's finished.

- You finished it?
- We finished it.

Let me see.

One second.

Super Cheeky Wax, we wax
anything and we do mean anything.

This is Alaina, how can I help you?

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Right, so the butt ball's belly button package

is not supposed to induce a burning sensation

for two weeks straight.

Could I connect you to one
of our waxing professionals?

Perfect, thanks for calling and have a hair free day.

You finished it!

Take a look.

Wow, it's a lot.

400 pages.

Isn't that a little much?

All the best writers say you should have

more than enough material to work with.

Better to have too much and not use some

of it than to not have enough at all, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Oh.

What?

It looks like

you didn't put in some of the stuff I wrote.

No way, you have like 60 pages in there.

Out of 400?

We're gonna win the festival with this, trust me.

Fine, when do we start?

Right now.

Well, I have to work right now.

Right, after that.

Me and Oliver have been best
friends since we were kids.

We've made a lot of movies together.

Some good, some not so good.

But I love making movies with him.

Hey guys, so first of all, we wanna thank all of you

for giving up your time and effort,

especially since we're not paying any of you.

Yes.

When are the sandwiches coming out?

Well, Tim, you've worked with us before,

so you know that the sandwiches come out

after the first half of shooting.

You could just bring them out now too.

Oh, well it's only about nine in the morning,

so it's not really lunchtime yet, anyways, Tim.

Maybe not for you,

but all I had was a granola bar, so I'm a little hungry.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Tim.

Oh, I had that.

I had some pancakes, some
French toast, bananas foster,

Belgian waffle, some cereal,

some pancakes, lemon blueberry scones,

gas station hot dog, cold pizza, and Cinnabon.

Well, I used to be a boom operator,

which essentially meant I got to hold a stick

for eight hours and not get paid.

But now Oliver has made me the camera operator,

which means I get to hold a camera

for eight hours and not get paid.

Well, I like it though.

Hi, I'm Abi Smith.

Five four, blonde hair, blue eyes.

No current representation.

I'm here on the set of this movie and I'm very excited.

I'm an actor, I'm a singer, I'm a dancer.

I have so many marketable skills and talents.

My phone number is-

All right, Abi, you're running away from Zander.

From here to that tree, he's trying to kill you.

If you need motivation, just
imagine Zander's character

is your ex who broke up with you

'cause your nose is weird.

You've moved on, met someone better.

You don't need a nose job.

You're beautiful on the inside.

But now Zander doesn't want you to be happy,

'cause he's like, "Wait, I liked her

and I want her all to myself."

But you're like, "No."

So now he's gonna kill you.

My nose is weird?

You were in a toxic relationship, but you've moved on.

You're in a better place now.

Run from the toxicity.

Would you like to do the honors, Alaina?

I'd be honored.

You'd be honored to do the honors?

I'm honored that you would honor me

by giving me the honor.

Would somebody just do the honors?

I wanna get half of the shooting over with.

Just half of it?

Do we get sandwiches at the end of shooting?

Think next time before you
say something super stupid.

Idiots.

All right, forest running scene, take one.

Action.

And cut.

Looks good, right?

Hmm, that was pretty good.

But let's, let's get another take just in case.

Sounds good, reset.

Forest running scene, take two.

Action.

Good job, guys.

How was that?

I don't know, something's not right.

Do you wanna do another take?

Yeah, let's just do one more take.

Please slate yourself.

Zack Bradley, auditioning
for the role of Alexander.

Let's see what you got, Zack Bradley.

I don't know what to do anymore.

Fine, do you think I care?

You're just giving up on me?

I gave you more chances than you deserved.

I didn't give up on you because I loved you.

Then keep loving me.

Thank you so much, Zack.

Oh, do you have everything you need?

Or do you want me to- - Zack, Zackaroo, Zack attack.

Zack, that's my name.

Zackarias, Zackius.

It's just Zack.

That was one of the worst
auditions I've ever seen, Zack.

Oh, okay, well thank you for the opportunity.

Oh, for sure.

Just don't quit your day job.

I don't have a day job.

Listen, Zack, you seem like a nice guy,

but we're not in the business of hiring nice guys.

We're entering our film

into the HDRT Film Festival, ever heard of it?

No, I've never heard of it.

It's only the most prestigious film festival

within 20 miles.

And this year it's being funded by Joe Lewis himself.

Who's Joe Lewis?

The prize is $10,000 for a future project.

Okay, why are you telling me all of this?

If I didn't get the part, I didn't get it.

And this year we are not going

to lose to Oliver and Alaina.

I don't know who that is!

They are our greatest competitors

for the HDRT Film Festival.

Right, sorry, I didn't mean-

Just get outta here, stupid nice guy!

Just get the hell out of here.

- I love you, babe.
- I love you, too baby.

I thought I told you to get the hell outta here.

- Get out!
- You stupid idiot

nice guy!
- Get out the hell out!

We've been working together how long?

Well, Alaina had very recently broken up with me,

and then Oliver broke up
with you and that's when like,

"Oh, let's take our revenge and stuff."

We don't want revenge necessarily.

We just want Oliver and Alaina to pay

for everything they've ever done to us

and wish they never existed.

Yeah.

Forest running scene, take 638.

This is

ridiculous.

I agree.

I have not had a single sandwich this whole day.

Hold this-

Where's my sandwich?

Where's my (bleeps) sandwich?

Where's my sandwich?

All right guys, I know I'm being kind

of a stickler about getting the shot down,

but trust me, it's gonna be worth it.

Joe Lewis is gonna be at this year's festival.

Who is Joe Lewis?

Seriously, who is Joe Lewis?

You know, just a thought that maybe if Abi's running

didn't look like the world's slowest 40 yard dash,

we could have been done by now.

Oh, I run slow?

Kind of.

You know what, show me the first take.

The first take?

Oh wow.

That's actually, that's perfect.

I guess we got it.

We got it, guys.

Great work, see you tomorrow.

So?

So, what?

Where are they?

Where are what?

You know what?

Oh, the sandwiches.

The sandwiches.

So that was something today, huh?

You said it, we totally got that shot down.

Yep, that one shot.

Yeah.

We have like 300 more shots to get through.

What are you saying?

Oliver, we've been making movies

together since we were kids and you're amazing.

But you're a perfectionist.

I'm not a perfectionist.

I just refuse to accept any
standard short of perfection.

That's literally the definition of perfectionist.

Whoa!

I dropped my microwaveable mac and cheese.

Fine, I'm a perfectionist,

but this movie has to be perfect.

It will be, you know why?

Why?

Because we're doing it together.

I'm really lucky to have you on sound.

Well, I'm the co-director too.

Right, co-director, yeah.

All I'm saying is we don't need more

than 600 takes for one shot.

Maybe just ease up a little bit?

Maybe.

All right, Abi, it's the last shot of the movie.

In this scene, you're staring out in the lake,

you realize there's no escape from your killer.

You realize the only escape is from life itself.

You jump out in the lake, you drown.

Why do I drown?

Couldn't I just swim to the other side of the lake?

You can't swim.

Is that ever established in the movie?

We don't wanna over explain things.

You know, a lot of audiences
like to figure things out

themselves sometimes in movies.

Let the audience do the work.

Also, we're gonna need you to frantically

wave your arms in the air and scream,

"I can't swim because I've
always been afraid of the water.

And that's why I never learned to swim."

None of this is in the original script.

It just says, "Elizabeth
stares into the lake."

Yeah, that was my ending.

I thought it was a lot more ambiguous and exciting.

Absolutely, let's go with mine instead.

So you want me to jump in the lake?

Hey, could I talk to you about some

of the changes you made to my character?

Yeah, what's up?

I'm not really loving everything about him.

You're not supposed to, you're the bad guy.

No, I, I get that.

I'm just kind of uncomfortable

with some aspects of him.

Like what?

The feet thing.

What about it?

Why am I so into feet?

You're not into feet.

The character you play is in defeat.

I get that, but why?

What does it add to the character?

Zander, the whole premise behind your character

lies in this foot fetish.

Your strange off-putting addiction.

I mean, that's, that's what it's all about.

How?

Listen, the whole foot thing

is supposed to be symbolic, ambiguous.

How?

Yeah, I've worked with Oliver and Alaina before.

Alaina's great, she's great, it's,

Oliver, he's- - You know what?

You are so right, I'm sorry that I care about women.

And I guess supporting the
free the nipple movement

doesn't make me a feminist.

He's something.

Okay, in this shot,

the foot eating murderer finds Elizabeth, okay.

Shot four, take one.

Action.

Cut, that was great, think we've got in one take.

Let's move on to shot five dash two.

What?

What shot is that?

Did you guys not get the,

the email with the revised scripts?

He licks my elbow?

No, his character licks your character's elbow.

I'm outta here.

Wait, maybe you don't actually have to lick her elbow.

And cut.

I think we got it, right?

Maybe just one more take?

Right, one more take, yeah.

Okay, reset.

And action.

And cut, looks good, right?

Tim, don't stop rolling.

Zander, lick her elbow.

No.

The whole point of the shot is to show

your character acquiring
the taste for human flesh,

which leads to his taste for human feet.

No.

Lick it.

No.

- Do it.
- No.

- Lick it now.
- No!

You lick it.

You know what?

Screw this, you're crazy, man, I'm outta here.

Yeah, you're crazy if you think we want quitters

around here, forget about 'em.

I'm out, too.

Forget about her.

Oliver, they're all gone.

Forget about them.

Why do you think they're leaving?

Because they're all a bunch
of talentless smelly quitters.

The only one who even remotely smells is Tim,

and he's coming back.

You guys got any more sandwiches?

Yeah.

I'm done, too.

What?

I think we should work

on our own projects for a while.

What do you mean?

I mean, I think I should work without you.

I don't understand.

I think we should do our own stuff.

This doesn't make sense to me.

Oliver, I think we should stop working together.

Why?

It's gotten to a point

where winning the film festival
means more than anything.

That's because it is more important

than anything.

I guess it means more than me too, huh?

No, I, I didn't mean it like that.

I've liked you for so long now, you know that?

I like you too, we're buddies.

I mean more than that.

You do?

I did.

I think that means she was DTF, my guy.

Deathly traumatized by flatulence?

Never made a move without Alaina.

We were supposed to make this one together,

and she just leaves.

Whatever.

I've had people give up on me before.

Friends, family.

My own teacher didn't even
think I'd graduate high school,

so she just stopped teaching me.

I was homeschooled, my mom was my teacher.

Thanks for coming in.

That was the last one.

They were all terrible.

We'll never win the festival with actors like this.

There's only one thing we can do.

We act out every part in the movie ourselves.

No, we let Oliver and Alaina do the work for us.

Right.

Meaning what?

Actors hate working with Oliver.

All we have to do is convince some

of their actors to come work for us.

Oh, that's brilliant.

I know.

We just have to wait for the right time.

Yes, and then we throw the
piss balloons at them, right?

- Sure.
- Yeah.

I don't know why Liam is so obsessed

with this piss balloon thing.

I think it's kind of stupid.

But you know, he lets me boss him around

way more than Oliver ever did.

And it's like, 10 times easier.

So I might as well just let him have it.

It's not like it hurts anyway.

All things considered this
went considerably better

than the motivational vlog I tried to start.

What's up, guys?

Just wanna inspire you all a little bit again,

on this beautiful, hot, hot day.

You're you, you have so many
incredible, oh.

You have so many interesting, unique things

about yourself that make you you.

An-(indistinct)

Find inspiration everywhere you go.

And I know a lot of you guys rely on me

for that inspiration.

And these videos I know have helped quite a few,

literally a few of you out.

I just want to inspire you guys with one last thing.

Life can be hard sometimes,

and sometimes things don't
go the way you want them to.

And sometimes you don't,

you don't get what you want, you don't get who you want,

you don't get to be where you want to be.

You don't get to do what you want to do.

You don't get to live the life you want to live.

So yeah, just wanted to leave you guys with that.

See ya in the next video.

Hey.

Hey.

Oliver, we can still be friends even though

we're not working together anymore.

Sounds good, apartment mate.

Apartment mate?

No, no.

Yeah, I sleep in the living room.

It's only a one bedroom apartment

and we're just friends, so.

Yeah, we're just friends.

Hello, apartment mate.

Hi, Oliver, what's that?

Oh, this?

Just something I've been
working on since this morning.

New screenplay.

Wow, I'm impressed, looks like you have a lot.

90 pages, or 90 minutes

for an hour and a half film, I guess.

You wrote 90 pages just this morning?

Yep, I did.

Well, that's great.

Yeah, I'm gonna go show my producer,

get some feedback on it, you know?

You have a producer?

Yes.

Wait, is it your grandma?

No.

Grandma!

Jeffrey.

- Oliver.
- Oliver.

Yeah.

How's that rash of yours?

All better.

I've been meaning to get the ointment back to you.

Oh, don't worry about it.

I won't.

I've come on account of

a more pressing matter though, grandma.

You don't need me to clean up any more bodies, do you?

What?

No, I, who, nevermind.

I just finished a new draft of a movie screenplay

and I need someone to proof read it.

You don't have any friends who could do that for you?

I have lots of friends.

It's not what I hear.

What did you hear?

I heard you cry yourself to sleep at night.

Who told you that?

Beth.

You tell Beth to worry about her own problems,

'cause I heard she has
gastroesophageal reflux disease

and that's why her breath smells like poop.

It's a disease, she can't do anything about it.

Listen, are you gonna read this or not?

Fine.

Well, I really wanna be supportive of Oliver

as a filmmaker, but it's, it's difficult,

because he hasn't got a creative bone in his body.

Do I think he's capable of making a movie?

I think Oliver is capable of writing words

and of pressing a, a record button.

Hey, yo, Alaina, what's up?

Hey, Bryce.

So what's going on?

Hey, I was wondering

if you were still interested in acting?

Yeah, sure, what for?

I'm making a movie.

Well, I'm trying to make a movie.

Sounds dope.

I'm really just jotting down some ideas right now.

But I was wondering if you
had any experience writing?

Yeah, yeah, I write.

Great.

Texts, sexts, trolling on social media.

That's funny.

Yeah.

One time I wrote the governor, you know,

talking about how I wanted weed legalized.

I mean, I thought it was funny.

I, I said something like,

"We need less potholes and more potheads," but.

Would you, would you wanna come over tonight

and we could shoot some ideas off of each other?

Wait, wait, it's kind of loud here.

Did you say you wanna take shots off each other?

No, no, not that.

I was asking if you'd wanna help me

write a screenplay, a movie.

Oh, well, that's not quite as fun as I hoped,

but hey, I'm down.

If there was one word to describe myself,

I'd probably say confident.

Chicks dig confidence, I mean, they dig me.

But to answer your question though,

I wouldn't say I'm particularly creative.

It's crap.

What?

I'm sorry, it was just really hard to follow.

I could hardly even remember
the main character's name

at the end of the first song.

Wow.

What?

It just wasn't captivating.

The song?

You should get some writing advice

from your cousin Oliver, huh?

He's not a very good musician,

but he's a damn good writer.

I'm Oliver, grandma and I'm a pretty good musician.

Oliver, I'm done cleaning up bodies for you.

I can't take it anymore, I have nightmares.

Hey, Oliver.

Apartment mate.

You remember Bryce?

Bryce, yes, how could I not remember Bryce?

It's not like memory loss runs
in my family or something.

See, we're a little busy, too.

We're probably gonna make out as well.

So, you know, if you can give us some space,

it'd, it'd be nice.

No, we're not, we're not gonna do that.

Yeah, we're we're still a little busy though,

so if you can know, go back to your room

and play our games made for children.

We can get some of our script done.

Fine.

Oliver, we can still be friends.

Have fun with your new best friend, jerk!

Fine, you wanna do this?

Let's do this.

I'm already doing it.

You know what?

I'm gonna crush you so bad at that festival,

you're gonna wish you never even knew me.

I never knew you anyway.

And not because memory loss runs in my family.

Give me my pizza back.

Fine.

What's up, sandwich man?

I'll give you all the sandwiches you want,

but first, we have work to do.

Yeah, we do.

What kind of work?

I told you when we were on the phone.

Yeah, about that.

I was seriously tripping when you called me.

Where?

It was of the psychedelic variety.

Not that kind of trip.

Okay, well I have a lot of
people auditioning today, so.

Oh, hey, that's cool.

And you're reading for me?

Hell yeah, that's what's up.

Let's do it.

So my agent booked me this audition

and I've been preparing with my acting coach

for over a month.

My mother is my agent, she's also my acting coach.

Donovan Tremble reading for
the lead role of John Thunder.

John Thunder.

What?

Oh no, it's a cool, it's a cool name, yeah.

Oh, hi, I'm Tim, I'm the director.

No, you are the cameraman.

I'm the camera man.

And what will you be doing today, Tim?

Hi Donovan, I'm Oliver.

I'm the director and this is Tim.

He will be reading with you.

Sounds good.

All right, whenever you're ready.

- Quick question.
- Yeah.

So my character's name is Reader?

Yes, your character's name is Reader.

I'm confused.

Is that like a secret agent
name or something like that?

- No, you're just reading.
- That's it, I'm just reading?

Yes, that's what you're here to do, Tim.

My character's only purpose is to read?

It's not a character.

You're telling me it's not a character.

There's like no sauce to this guy.

He's like a wall with no paintings.

He's like a pizza with no toppings.

He's a sandwich with no mustard.

I am not nervous for this audition.

I am ready for this audition.

I thought I told you to stay away.

You know I can't stay away.

Just go, you're better off without me.

And you're better off without me.

But you know I can't be without you.

I love you.

Takes off jacket.

Yeah, Tim, you don't really
need to read the action lines.

Oh yeah, sorry dude, my bad.

What are you doing?

Can't you see what I'm doing?

Unbuttons shirt in a very seductive way.

- Tim.
- Yeah.

What did I just say?

"Tim, what did I just say?"

Keep your clothes on, Betty.

I'm nothing special.

Yeah, I've worked with Tim for a long time.

He, he's loyal, and he knows how to hold a camera,

which are pretty much the only requirements I have.

But he's always been there for me.

Not a lot of people have, so.

I think you're very special.

Takes off shirt.

You like what you see?

I can't, Betty.

Seductively walks towards John Thunder.

You can't, or you won't?

You know why we can't, Betty.

Aggressively kisses John
Thunder until John Thunder-

Tim, do not kiss him.

I need to leave, Betty.

Fine, leave, you stupid dick.

That's not your line.

Yeah, I, I know, but like, I just wanted to add something

that felt a little more organic.

It, it just felt like, you know, Reader would say that.

This is gonna be my first feature film

and I don't wanna tell the other actors,

but I can already tell I'm the director's favorite.

Thank you for coming in today.

Did I get the part?

Callbacks will be sent out by the end of the week.

If we want you to come back in,
you'll get an email from us.

If we don't, you won't.

But thanks for coming in.

Well, did I get the part or not?

I really can't say.

I mean, you're the first one to audition it.

Just tell me if I got the role, man.

- I can't.
- I will mess you up.

Did I get the role or not?

All right, fine, no, you didn't get the role.

If you don't gimme this role, I will kill you.

I will kill you.

Security!

And we actually don't have security.

Well, you better get some because I'm gonna come

to your house at night and I'm gonna kill you

while you are sleeping.

You know where I live?

You're on Eldridge Street in the gray apartments.

You got the part.

Hey, hey man, congrats.

Well, thank you guys so much.

You won't regret this unless you change your mind.

Then you'll regret it.

Thank you, thank you.

My mother always told me I was talented.

Now I know she's right.

He was pretty good, wasn't he?

No, he wasn't.

Why did we give him the part then?

Here's what's gonna happen.

We're gonna give it some time.

We're gonna tell him you died
in some kind of accident,

which caused us to can the film.

I die?

No.

Like ever?

First audition for the lead role

not off to a great start.

Well, you know, you could always just play the lead.

Eh, I don't wanna be one of those directors

who's always having to star in his own movies.

You know, it's like, "Oh, I love watching myself do it.

I wouldn't rather watch the actual actors do it.

I love watching myself do it."

It's like, where do they get off, you know?

Yeah.

How's it going?

Hi guys.

Sorry, you're gonna have to wait

for your names to be called.

No, no, no, no.

We're not here for the audition.

Just checking out the competition, or lack of.

Hey Oliver.

Hey, nice to see you.

All right, bye then.

We heard you and Alaina split up.

This your crew?

Part of it.

So you have a full set crew?

Yes.

I thought everyone quit.

Hmm, well, we'll leave you and your crew to it.

Bye Oliver, good luck.

They're right, we need a crew.

Oh, for a pirate ship?

Call the next audition.

Got it, sandwich man.

Next.

Hey.

Hi.

I was gonna audition for the part of John Thunder,

but then this guy told me that if I did,

he would come to my house and kill me.

And then he pulled up my address on his phone

and said he knows where I work, too.

Well, we're really gonna need
a lot of open availability.

So do you think your work

will get in the way of that at all?

Hey, I'd love to get you involved

on this project we're working on.

Hello?

Hey, I saw your resume

and I think you'd be great for one of our positions.

No, it does not provide pay,
but we do provide sandwiches.

Hello?

Get away from me.

Run all you want.

I'm gonna get you one way or another, you dump butt.

That's not your line.

Hi, I could really use your talents.

No, no, not those talents.

I'm really sorry.

I just don't see how jello masseuse skills

translate to boom operating, and...

I need you to let me go.

Pulls hands away.

Yeah, you really don't need to read the action lines.

Oh, okay, oh, gotcha, gotcha.

I need you to hold on.

Reaches out hand.

- Tim.
- Huh?

What did I just say?

"What did I just say?"

Oh, you just said that.

Leave me alone!

Edges towards Elizabeth.

I need you to hold on.

Embraces John Thunder.

Hold on to me.

Tenderly kisses.

Cut.

So did I get the part?

No.

I will kill you, I will kill you!

I can't seem to find most of your credits

or projects anywhere online.

Right, that's because I do mostly adult films.

Perfect, this is an all adults production.

Oh, great.

Yeah, we won't really need child actors for this one.

Have you used child actors before?

Only a couple of times.

But I've realized it's really difficult for kids

to take direction in these kind of movies, you know?

Right, what kind of film is this exactly?

It's called "They Came."

It's a film where things get hard

and when they get hard, they go down a slippery slope.

But they keep pushing and they keep pushing.

And in this adventure they go further.

They go deeper than they've ever gone before.

So by the end of all of it, the main character,

she fills this hole inside of her

that they've been trying to fill the whole time.

But in doing so, they find out

that there's more than just this one hole.

And they realize that all of
these holes need to be filled.

Even the holes they never thought could be filled.

But only then will they reach the finish line

and be satisfied.

I can't help myself.

I can't help you, either.

You already have.

What do you mean?

You've given me optimism, you've given me hope.

Hope?

From the moment I laid my eyes on you,

I knew I was gonna fall for you.

The, the moment I laid my eyes upon you,

I, I knew I'd fall for you too.

Let's stop acting like there's something keeping

us apart from each other, I'm in love with you.

I love you too!

Your line's actually, "No,

you're in love with the idea of me."

And then I say, "Nothing will ever happen with you

because you're a toilet sniffer."

Right, I was just trying to do some improv.

You know, just, you're gonna have to do that sometimes.

So I just thought I would
just throw something at you.

That's all, I don't actually love you.

Right, well no, improv will not be needed

as everything will be pretty much by the book

should we offer you the role.

Thanks for coming in today, Molly Jo.

Thanks for the opportunity.

Dude, we gotta give her the part.

She was good.

Dude, good?

She was great.

Yeah, she was.

She's so talented.

True.

- And she's so hot.
- Hmm.

What?

She's really good at delivering her lines.

That's what I meant.

Yes, yeah, she's that.

Yeah, she's the love of my life.

Hmm, what?

That's what you get for eating my nachos.

Auditions were mixed.

There were a few standouts.

We had to have some of them stand out there

while they did their audition
because they smelled so bad.

But outside of that it was, it was pretty-

Ah!

Is this a ninja throwing star?

Oh, hey dude.

Somebody threw a ninja throwing star at your chest.

I know, I need to get to a hospital

'cause I have a ninja throwing star in my chest.

Like, but the ninja throwing star on your chest,

that means you can't breastfeed.

I can't breastfeed at all.

And even if I could, I'd still have the other nipple,

'cause it's just the one ninja throwing star.

It's actually not true.

They've done historical records and it shows

that men have been able

to breastfeed in case their wives died.

I think the ninja throwing
star is making me bleed out.

I got you, I'll pull out the ninja throwing star.

No, don't!

Ah!

Oh, no,

I shouldn't have pulled out the ninja throwing star!

Ollie, are you okay?

I heard what happened.

I'm fine, really, I just,

I just need some rest, I think.

My face took a lot of blows today,

but I'll be all right.

You could've said that a lot of different ways.

But no, I meant the ninja throwing star.

Oh, right.

Oh, so you do still care?

What do you mean?

Of course I care about you.

You've done quite enough.

Unbelievable.

You know what?

You're right, I don't care.

- Great.
- Good!

It almost hit my nipple, but don't worry about that.

Worry about your new best friend Bryce's nipples.

Fine, I will.

All right, I wanna thank you guys for coming in today,

committing your time and efforts to this project.

Unlike some unloyal jerks!

Don't worry, we'll have sandwiches for you guys too.

Yes, we will.

We have one month to shoot and finish this film

in order to submit it to the film festival.

Our goal is to win the film festival

so we can rub it in their ungrateful faces.

Hey man, who are you yelling at?

Let's get to work.

And action.

I thought you might be here.

I guess you know me pretty well then.

We know each other pretty well.

That doesn't mean we're right for each other.

It also doesn't mean we shouldn't give it a shot.

Look at this, I, I don't feel right about this.

This, right now.

It's not right.

So because things haven't been perfect between us,

you're just gonna throw a towel on us, on me?

No, it's not you.

What is it, it's you?

No, it's...

- What is it, Tom?
- I don't know.

What is it?

- I, I'm scared.
- Scared of what?

I've never felt anything like the way

I felt when I'm with you and...

Tom.

And I'm scared that if I go all in on this,

on us, you're just gonna end up leaving me.

And I cannot go through with that right now.

I won't leave you, I promise.

Cut, that was so perfect you guys.

Let's take five and then we'll finish up today's shoot.

You're great, Bryce.

Thanks, you too, Jessica.

So Alaina, doing anything tomorrow night?

Me and Oliver were supposed
to go see "Blood Train."

I heard that movie blows.

I did too, but Oliver loves
the director and Day Gupta.

Oh, okay, I know who that is.

His movies are either really good or really bad,

but we always thought that made it more fun.

So if you're free now, maybe
you wanna go play mini golf?

Sure, I guess.

How about nine o'clock?

So we have time to have some fun after.

How about four o'clock?

And then that will be it.

And action.

You cheated on me.

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry, I cheated on you too.

We have a toxic relationship!

Can we cut?

Yeah, Molly Jo, what's up?

I don't feel like my character would do that.

Okay, what do you think your character would do?

I don't know, like storm out of the room or something?

Sure, if you wanna be super in their face about it.

Listen, the audience is smart,

and we have to treat them like they're smart.

If you wanna just blatantly

show how your character's feeling,

I, I think it's too obvious.

You know, people like to figure things out in movies.

Let the audience do the work, okay?

All right, let's skip ahead to you saying,

"Neither of us are capable

of loving someone else because
we don't love ourselves

and that's why we're insecure and that's why

we look for love outside
of our relationship."

Yeah, Oliver's a great director.

I'm so thankful that he gave
me this chance.

He's not around, is he?

Hey,

how'd the shoot go?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Yeah, that's why I asked.

Well, not everything's about me!

Oliver, come on.

What?

Let's stop this.

We're supposed to see "Blood Train" tomorrow.

I can't, because I have a date.

You do?

Yes.

With who?

A date.

What are you guys doing?

Mini golf.

No way, me and Bryce are literally playing

mini golf tomorrow too.

You're going on a date with Bryce?

Yeah.

Oh.

We should all go together.

Ah, we would, but you guys are probably going

at night and we're going at four.

No way, we're literally going at four too.

We should all play together.

Oh great.

Yeah, it'll be fun.

Yeah.

Hello, Molly Jo.

Hi, do I know you?

No.

But we know you.

Okay, how?

We know you're the leading lady in Oliver's new movie.

Oh yeah, I am.

Are you guys friends of Oliver's?

We're simply two people who
know Oliver's true colors.

What does that mean?

He'll make you feel special.

Like you mean something to him,

but sooner or later he will throw you out

like a piece of moldy broccoli.

Did he break up with you or something?

How dare you!

This woman deserves far better than that loser.

But he did break up her.

It's not about that, it's not about that.

Oliver doesn't care about you and he's just using you

to get what he wants.
- Which is what?

To win the film festival, but he can't do that.

Why not?

He's an amateur.

Sooner or later you'll find out.

Give it a day, a couple days, a week, a month, a year.

Two years, four- - Then what?

Whenever you do find out, we just want you to know

that you're welcome to join us.

Who even are you guys?

We're the people who can make your name immortal.

That literally gives me no information

about either of you.

We're the guys who are gonna win the film festival.

I don't really care about the festival.

Just like Oliver doesn't care about you.

Well, I gotta get over there for today's shoot, so.

Oh, of course.

Just keep us in mind, actually,
here's our business card.

Okay.

All right, Molly Jo,

this scene may seem insignificant, but it's not.

You're not just washing the dishes,

you're putting your frustrations out on the dishes.

Not just your frustrations with John Thunder,

but with yourself.

You're thinking about all the
wrong decisions you've ever

made in your life and you're
putting it on these dishes.

Got it.

All right, and action.

Cut.

Molly Jo.
- Yeah?

What was that?

I was washing the dishes.

All right.

What do you think is the best way to communicate

to the audience how you're feeling?

Showing them, or?

Or letting the audience do the work?

There you go.

All right, let's run it back.

Action.

I'm so frustrated.

That's why I'm watching the
dishes in such an angry fashion.

What are your frustrations?

John Thunder cheated on me.

No.

I'm ashamed of things from my past.

What things from your past?

You mean me, personally?

l Yeah, just start screaming out

the worst things you've ever done.

So I skipped class a couple times in high school,

so I could to hang out with my friends.

No, more personal.

I developed a drinking problem at a young age.

More personal!

When I was a kid, my mom told me the dog

can't eat chocolate, it would get really sick.

And I wanted to see if that was true.

So I gave her dog 20 chocolate bars and it killed him.

So what kind of dog did you have?

All right, John Thunder and
Sarah make amends and kiss.

Take one.

Action.

Maybe we're wrong for each other, but I still love you.

I love you.

Cut.

Zack.

Hey.

What's up, you good?

I don't know if I can do this.

The, the kiss?

Can we get like an intimacy
coordinator or something?

I'm freaking out right now.

One of the requirements for the role was kissing,

and you said that wouldn't be a problem.

I was having difficulty getting roles.

Okay, well your resume says
quote, "Expert in sex scenes."

That was a typo, it should
have said expert on sex scenes.

You name a sex scene, I know it.

I can name a lot of sex scenes.

Go ahead.

Are you not gonna be able to do this scene?

Right, while I am totally
comfortable watching sex scenes,

I am not comfortable performing in them.

This isn't a sex scene.

There are absolutely no sex scenes in this movie,

just so everyone is clear on that.

Well, just have my stunt double do it.

You don't have a stunt double.

Then have her do it.

She looks nothing like you.

Nobody will even notice.

They won't even care if they do.

I know I wouldn't.

I think people would actually like it.

I'd like it.

I'd like it, too.

This is really unprofessional
and I feel uncomfortable.

I don't know if I wanna do this anymore.

What do you mean?

I got offered another acting role.

And you took it?

Can we just film a different scene or something?

That's actually a good idea, yeah.

Let's skip ahead to the next one on the shot list

and we will come back to this, okay?

I don't think I'm gonna come back.

It hasn't even been a week and he's already made me cry.

Like four times.

Well guess I won't be casting him

in any of my future projects.

Hey, so you wanna go play that game

where they throw like balls at pins?

You mean bowling?

Yeah, yeah, bowling, that's the one.

I actually can't, I have a date at four.

Oh, (bleeps) with who?

That's the thing, no one.

What, what are you like auto
sexual or something, dude?

No, I, I told Alaina I have a date when we're going

mini golfing, but I don't actually have a date.

Why, why'd you tell her that, dude?

I don't know.

And then she said her and Bryce
are also playing mini golf

at the exact same time.

Now we're all supposed to play together.

You know, Oliver, did you ever think that maybe

you were just really jealous?

No, we're,

we're friends, we've always been friends.

Come on, man.

I think you like her a little more than that.

I mean, yeah, she's amazing.

But she deserves someone amazing, and that's not me.

Dude, please, you're super amazing, you make movies.

None of my movies have won anything.

Who cares?

Your guys' movies have always been awesome.

Well, I appreciate you saying that,

but I still don't have a date.

I'll just tell her my date died from rabies.

Or she had to do laundry.

Maybe you don't have to.

Hey guys.

Oh, you, you brought Tim.

Where's your date?

He's right here.

Your date's Tim?

- Yeah.
- That's awesome.

I, I just never thought you guys would be together.

What can I say?

I always thought Oliver was a hottie.

All right, well, just so you guys know,

I'm pretty competitive so you guys,

you guys don't have a (bleeps) chance, let's be honest.

Well, that makes two of us.

Really?

Yeah, I'm pretty good at it.

Well, when I bring girls here, they usually say like,

"Oh, you're so good at this."

But they usually say that in bed too, so.

Yeah, I tell Oliver that all the time.

We have a lot of sex.

Oh.

Yeah, he's like really good at sex stuff.

You'd be lucky to have him, you know- - Tim.

Alaina, me and Tim aren't actually on a date.

You aren't?

I made it up.

You made up having a date?

Yeah.

That doesn't surprise me.

What?

I mean, there's a reason Alaina goes out

with guys like me and not guys like you.

Well, this isn't a date, so.

- What?
- It's not?

Why not?

Well, one that was really rude,

and two, you're kind of a dick.

Turn her against me, thanks, ass.

Kind of did that yourself.

So let me guess, you're into Alaina too then.

Maybe I am.

You are?

We'll mini golf war, then, how about that?

- Excuse me?
- Fine.

Okay, I'm not some kind of trophy

that can be one playing mini golf.

Winner gets Alaina, perfect.

At least win me with real golf.

Don't worry, Alaina, I'll win.

You guys are both being dumb.

When I was in high school,

there was this girl, name was Alex.

I really, really liked her and
I wanted to go out with her.

So for 193 days in a row, I went to her house

and I left a dozen roses at her front door.

I even did it on Christmas and New Year's.

Then I found out that it wasn't her house,

it was actually her boyfriend's place.

But I am nothing if not persistent.

Oh, so you wanna play dirty, huh?

All right, I see how it is.

Be careful what you wish for, bud.

I wasn't trying to hit you out of place.

Oh yeah, nah, I'm sure you weren't.

And I'm not insecure about the moles on my dick.

What?

What, I mean, there's only like 18 of them, so that,

that's perfectly normal, right?

Yeah, I think 18's pretty standard for penis moles.

And they're so big that it just, you know,

covers the whole thing.

So you don't really see any of it.

I, I think I'm up.

There you go, congratulations, hole in one.

Thanks, Tim.

Oddly enough, you're the one guy

I'm not annoyed with right now, no offense.

Kind of hard not to take offense to that,

but thank you nonetheless.

Great, so that only took about half an hour

with 17 holes left

we'll finish up in about eight and a half more hours.

Give or take.

I'm obviously in the lead with one,

Tim's in second with two and
out of the two competing scores

because apparently ours don't matter.

Your score matters.

Yeah, your score just like, doesn't count.

You guys are tied for last place at 24.

Hey grandma, I'm a little busy right now.

Can I call you back?

Oh, sure sweetie, just real quick.

How do you want them?

How do I want what?

I don't think this one's gonna fit.

Then cut the limbs off

and stack 'em with the other.

Oh, sorry about that.

I, I just wanna know now, do you want them spread out or,

or together to make it easier to find?

What?

I think this one's still alive.

Well, it's a good thing we have this

chainsaw then, isn't it?

Grandma, what are you talking about?

It, it's difficult to find a place

to bury all 11 of them.

11 of what?

But anything for my sweet grandson.

Grandma.

I know you're busy though.

Have a nice day, sweetie.

Okay.

Well, well, well, better luck next time, bud.

All right, Tim, you make this, you beat me.

If I make this, I might beat you.

However, if Oliver wins, he gets to be with you.

Tim, Timothy, this is mini golf.

It literally holds no weight

in the decisions I make in my love life.

I can't stress how little this game means.

You always gotta be the hero, don't you?

Be a son of a bitch.

I hate my life.

You know what?

I'm done with your movie, screw this.

We already filmed all your scenes.

I'll make my own movie, all right?

It'll be (bleeps) great.

It'll be a (bleeps) masterpiece.

Good game out there today, man.

I shot a 90.

Nobody makes par in this course anyways.

I guess.

Hey, you know, things haven't been great between you

and Alaina lately, but you know, you're kind of okay

and she's kind of okay.

So you should still go for her,

'cause then you both can be
kind of okay together, you know?

Thanks, Tim.

Don't mention it, man, take care.

See ya.

Hey.

Good game.

- Really?
- No.

I'm sorry, Alaina.

What are you sorry for?

I've been a jerk lately.

Yeah, you have.

Do you still wanna go see "Blood Train?"

Oliver, I, I think I need some time

to think about some things.

You tried to win me with mini golf tonight.

I was trying to be chivalrous.

It was demeaning, and I think it says a lot about

how you see me as a friend and
as a partner making movies.

What do you mean?

Working together used to be fun.

It was, we worked well together, it was great.

Like you were a great film partner, but now it's like...

It's like what?

It's like you don't even,

you don't even listen to me anymore.

Like, you don't care about me.

I love you.

You, you love me?

I'm in love with you.

Oliver, we've never even been on a date.

You don't have to go on a date with me

to know that you have the kindest heart

and you're the most beautiful
movie nerd I've ever known.

Then why is the film festival
more important than me?

It's not.

You said it was more important than anything.

I didn't mean that.

Then why do you say it?

- Because I-
- Because why?

- Because I don't.
- Because you don't what?

Because I don't have anything else.

What?

You deserve the most amazing person.

And I'm not even close to that.

But I thought maybe if I won the film festival,

then maybe I'd be good enough for someone like you.

Oliver, I liked you.

I liked you for you,

you never needed to win anything for that.

Oliver, Oliver.

Hey Oliver, (snaps) are you okay?

Yeah, action.

No, Oliver, where's Molly Jo?

What?

Where's Molly Jo?

We've been waiting for Molly Jo for over two hours

and she won't answer her phone.

Yeah, and like, you know, she's our lead actor

and like, she doesn't even call.

Just seems weird, doesn't it?

I can't help but feel partially responsible.

I should've just done the sex scene.

It wasn't a sex scene.

Right, yeah.

Well, is there anything else we can film without her?

No, we absolutely need Molly Jo.

- Right.
- What are we gonna do?

Well, I mean, the way I see it is all we can do

is just wait around and hope Molly Jo shows up.

Right, Oliver?

Yeah, right, yeah.

And roll credits.

What do you think?

To be honest, it doesn't feel, it's perfect.

It's perfect, thank you so much.

Yeah, honestly,

I'm surprised you had to hire an editor.

You seem super knowledgeable about this stuff.

Thank you.

Everything but editing, Oliver used to, my friend.

My friend did that.

It's the best part.

What's that?

The friendships.

It must have been really fun working on a movie

with the person you're talking about.

It would've been.

I guess my movie's finished.

It's really good.

Yep.

I'm out of here.

Me too.

- Me too.
- What?

What?

Well, you're just gonna give up?

- Yeah, I am.
- Oliver, you can't give up.

Hold up, Oliver, wait, we can do this.

What's the point?

We've spent over a month shooting this movie.

We put a lot of work into this,
and you love making movies.

The last two movies I've tried
to make have been failures.

The one person who could fix all of this is gone.

And I'm not meant to be a filmmaker.

Go home, Tim.

Ugh.

Who are you?

That's what you get for eating my nachos!

- Hey.
- Hey.

I heard what happened.

Probably deserved it.

Absolutely not.

Blood smells weird.

Yeah, it does.

We haven't, we haven't talked in a while.

How's your project been going?

It's been all right, yours?

Perfect.

It's finished?

Yeah, I've just, I've been trying to edit it

the right way, you were always better at that.

- Yeah, right.
- You were.

Well, you were better at everything else.

That's not true.

I'm sorry, Alaina.

You're my best friend.

And I didn't even, I took you for granted.

I didn't realize how much
I've needed you all this time.

Why don't I stick around a little bit?

Keep you company.

Okay.

Morning.

Hey.

You edited my movie.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

I hope it's okay.

I put all of your stuff on a separate file

and then I just started editing on- - It's perfect.

You made a really good movie.

I bet you did, too.

No.

What do you mean?

My leading actress quit the project.

Oh.

And I'm giving up on making movies.

Oh.

Last night I had a dream

that the tooth fairy came here

and ripped out all of my teeth.

And I couldn't say any words.

It was just-

I need you, too.

You don't need me, look at you.

You're doing great without me.

Well, I miss you.

I miss you too.

- Hey.
- Hey what?

Let's make a movie.

You already made your movie.

Who cares?

Let's make another movie together.

- Really?
- Really.

Okay.

But I mean together.

Right, together.

We'll need somewhere to film it.

Tim's mom's house.

That's where we were gonna do the first movie.

- Wait.
- What?

What if we just finished the first movie?

I don't think we can.

Abi and Zander probably hate me now.

It's our best option.

It's the easiest movie we can make

in the short amount of time.

I can get them to come back, we can do this.

Okay, let's do it.

Hey, Tim.

Hey, man.

What's up?

How are you doing?

I'm good, how about you?

I'm good.

Cool, so why'd you call?

Does a friend need a reason to call another friend?

I, I guess not.

I did call you for a reason though.

Okay.

Hey, man, yeah.

My mom wants me to attend this group meeting thing,

would you be able to take me over?

Oh, sure, when is it?

Exactly 10 minutes.

Oh, okay, I'll head over.

So what do they even call this thing?

Oh, it's Cannabis Anonymous.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

My mom says that I smoke way too much weed.

Do you?

Look, I've been to these kind of things before.

All you gotta do is just
act all sorry and remorseful

and listen to what the guy has to say.

And you're pretty much good to go.

Hmm.

Welcome.

Can see that we have some first timers.

I'm, I'm not a part of this, just drove him here.

Hear that guys?

Fresh meat.

Why don't you introduce yourself?

All right, well, I'm Tim, I'm the addict.

Hi, Tim.

The feeling this gives me is just so relaxing

that sometimes I forget that
what I'm doing isn't normal

or just how much that I do isn't normal.

Absolutely.

Many people would consider
the very thing we struggle

with un-normal, no matter how much we do it.

But the hard part is recognizing
how much is too much.

You can start with something just as small as a toe

and work its way all the way up to a leg.

Absolut- What?

Roxanne, do you wanna go next?

Sure, Mike.

Well,

I did it again.

This time it was on a date, a
first date actually.

His name was Daniel.

Was?

He even brought me flowers.

I ate those too,

after I ate him.

I think we should go.

Yeah.

Oh no, guys, you don't have to feel pressure to leave.

This is a safe space.

I, I thought this was Cannabis Anonymous.

Oh, oh, no.

Oh, no, no, this is
Cannibals Anonymous.

You're all cannibals?

Hey, guys.

Guys, guys!

Come on!

Please don't do that, Roxanne.

Zander, Abi, we wanna thank you

for coming back to work with us.

I know you both probably
hate Oliver after last time.

Oliver is literally the worst,

you are the only reason I'm here.

You know, I like Oliver.

He has a great personality.

Really?

No, you suck eggs, man.

And then you choke on those eggs

and they hatch inside your body

and you mutate into a chicken man.

You're a chicken man.

Yes, he's a chicken man.

And he wasn't being a good director last time.

I wasn't.

But he's realized his stupidity.

- I have.
- Don't talk.

Okay.

But that's not who he is and that's not his heart.

His heart is a heart full of stories

just waiting to be told

and you guys are the paper
that those stories are told on.

That's kind of a weird analogy.

Yeah, we're like, the toilet paper

that his crap gets wiped on.

No, I, I'm sorry.

What I'm trying to say is we need you guys.

We need you.

No, we don't.

I need this, we all need this.

What are we doing when we're not doing this?

We're going to our nine to five jobs.

Serving people at a restaurant, sitting at a desk.

Dress frogs up like dolls.

Clip my fingernails, suck on them

and spit them out like sunflower seeds.

Well, okay, look, we're meant for more than any of that.

This is our shot, guys.

We can do this, we can all do this together.

Yeah, yeah, we can.

Yeah, you know, I'll always be able to stop my ex.

This is a once in a lifetime chance.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah!

It's finished.

It is?

I think we've got a winner, too.

Hello?

I can't do it anymore, Oliver.

I'm done cleaning up after your messes.

All right, I want you guys to watch it.

All right, what'd you guys think?

- I love it-
- That sucked.

Oh, sorry, I mean, I loved it.

In fact, it was the best movie I'd ever seen

and I really wish I could watch it again.

You don't have to like it, Tim.

I didn't like it, I loved it.

And I'm not just saying that

because I rely on you for food.

- You do?
- I do.

Speaking of which, do you have any sandwiches?

Yeah.

That's a good sandwich.

Did you like the movie or not?

Some of the story beats felt a little forced.

The acting was sub par,

there wasn't really a true message

and just felt really wooden.

What did you think?

We made it together, so I love it.

It's official then.

Film festival, here we come.

All right, we need to advertise both

the film festival itself and our movie.

That way people are gonna vote for our movie.

Sounds good.

Yeah, of course man, sounds good.

All right, I realized when we mixed

the two movies together,

it kind of changed the narrative of the film

and put the main character in this weird situation.

So I changed the title and I
created an AI generated poster.

You changed it to "Thrust Inside?"

Yeah, and the main character's sitting on top

of a oddly shaped tree trunk.

Yeah, 'cause the scene where

she's sitting on the tree trunk,
you know I love that scene.

Right, me too.

Yeah, it's an awfully big tree trunk.

I'll give you that.

Right, what do you guys think?

It will definitely draw a certain crowd.

That's the plan.

We gotta get this all over our socials, okay?

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah.

All that's left is to submit it to the festival.

What if it doesn't get accepted though?

That's impossible, they're, they're gonna love it.

Yeah, man, you're gonna be just fine.

You don't need to worry.

I'm really lucky to have you guys.

We care about you, Oliver.

Yeah, man, I've been thinking about this

and I'll tell you what.

If a zombie army ever tried to attack you,

I'm gonna take the bite for you

and I'll become the zombie instead.

Thanks, Tim.

And then I'll go undercover

as a zombie attacking other zombies.

It's just brilliant.

It really is.

But the only problem I have

is what if I lose brain function

and that I don't remember my mission?

What am I gonna do?

Well...

Hey Oliver.

The film festival's response came in.

Come on man, what did it say?

Let's see it.

- They didn't accept it.
- What?

They didn't accept it.

Hmm.

Ollie.

Hey man.

Hey.

Look, I know this kind of thing

meant a lot to you and all.

It's fine, there's always next year.

Well, you know, anyways,

if it means anything, I had a lot of fun.

Me too.

It's really been an honor.

An honor, it's been.

I have to say,

I really do look forward to our future endeavors.

Me too, Tim.

You got any sandwiches?

No.

All I've ever wanted to do
is make movies, tell stories.

But if people don't like my stories

and they aren't any good,

then what's the point of even making them?

It wasn't good enough.

I guess not.

You should have submitted your movie.

Oliver, I don't care what some dumb film festival

has to say about our movie.

We don't make movies to impress people.

We don't make movies to win awards or become popular.

We make movies because we love doing it.

And I like doing it with you.

I like doing it with you.

Together.

Together.

I wonder who's gonna win it though.

I don't know, maybe Liam and Leah.

So what am I doing in this scene?

Just stand right there.

For our next project,

we should do a space adventure movie.

That might be out of our budget.

It'd be so cool though.

You are so cool.

There'd be spaceships, explosions.

That sounds pricey.

We can do it together.

Together.

♪ Sweet ♪

♪ Little girl ♪

♪ Always by ♪

♪ My side ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Is it nice ♪

♪ To be so ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I feel lost ♪

♪ But with you ♪

♪ I'm complete ♪

♪ Sweet girl ♪

♪ Sitting alone ♪

♪ You are ♪

♪ All on your own ♪

♪ I'll keep ♪

♪ You company ♪

♪ Spend some time with me ♪

♪ Sweet girl ♪

♪ Sitting alone ♪

♪ You are ♪

♪ All on your own ♪

♪ I'll keep ♪

♪ You company ♪

♪ Spend some ♪

♪ Time with me ♪

♪ Sweet ♪

♪ Little girl ♪

♪ Always by ♪

♪ My side ♪

Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror.

Sometimes I look at myself and ask, "Am I good enough?"

Am I smart enough?

Am I funny enough?

Is my jawline as chiseled as my six pack?

"Do chicks like my silky smooth skin?"

Yes, yes they do.

Cut.

Is it because I didn't do the sex scene?

"Magic School Bus."

Tyrannosaurus Rex, banana split.

There's a circus clown part two.

There is mama, no!

Sorry, I, I shouldn't have laughed.

Take one, but I think this was great.

Scene 74, shot one, take one.

And-
- Sorry.

Action.

Hey, (snaps) Oliver, Oliver.

Where's, where's Molly Jo?

No, no, no.

Just reset, reset,
reset, reset.

He was a rottweiler.

Cut.

Wait, wait.

You ready?

Wait, wait, wait.

Start.

Perfect, cut.

Think, he pressing a record button.

That's about it.

Speed.

Okay, "Passion Project,"

scene 68, shot two, take three.

Oh, so you guys are walking towards-

So we're gonna, so we're gonna start?

No.

Oh, I hate my life!

I hate my life!

Cut.

Ugh, I hate my life.

I hate my life.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I hate my life.

Wait, wait.

- Mother-
- Wait, wait.

Still.
- Still the airplane.

Maybe you don't have to.

Cut.