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♪
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Stunt people always fall.
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But the trick is you get up
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and make sure you
don't become dust.
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Sazz...
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The shooter, very good.
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A single .300 win mag casing
was found in the west tower
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in apartment 14f, belonging to a
tenant by the name of m. Dudenoff,
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retired professor, who the
neighbors are conveniently saying
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he's not in town.
He's in Portugal.
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Neighbors are busy playing card
games when they hear the gunshot.
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- What, I achieved?
- Yes!
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I think that earns you
a trip to the bathroom.
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- Is that a person?
- Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham.
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No, no, no, no. This
movie has to happen.
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It's the only way I can
keep up with my sexy,
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- successful girlfriend.
- Hi!
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Loretta, will you...
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Will what? Would I what?
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- You don't believe dudenoff's in Portugal?
- I'm not convinced.
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Well, he's not gonna
be happy you're here.
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I'm counting on it. If he
finds out I'm squatting here,
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he'll have to show
his face to kick me out.
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Did one of them kill sazz?
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We're gonna find out.
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I kept a very detailed
ham radio journal.
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A person came on the line
and said, "meet me at 445."
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- Who is dudenoff?
- The last person
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who came around asking
these questions got killed.
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A movie set is filled
with egomaniacs.
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- But a good stunt double...
- Sazz!
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...must set the ego aside
and just be a maniac.
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Hey, wait up!
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Sazz?
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Risking life and limb to
make their actor look good.
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Where are we going?!
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Paradise...
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For the stunt double,
their actor is number one.
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For the actor? Well,
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it's not always so clear.
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Alright, I've been up
since 3:00 working.
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Well, not working
the whole time.
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I spent two hours looking
for an all-night staples,
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but then, I built this.
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♪ Ta-da ♪
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A second murder board.
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You dragged me
outta bed for this?
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Most working adults
are up by 8:00 A.M.
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Yes, but, like, farmers.
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Look, if we're gonna take
sazz seriously as a target,
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she deserves her own board.
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The voice on the radio
says that sazz was killed
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because she was asking
questions about the west tower,
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and sazz was a
ham radio hobbyist.
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Hm. I like it. Could be a
good hook for the podcast.
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This season, we're not
just searching for the killer.
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We're searching
for the victim, too.
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Oliver, do you
wanna record that?
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Just gimme 10 minutes.
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What's "paradise"?
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Uh... nothing. It's just... It's
just something someone told me.
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Who?
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Sazz.
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When?
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Last night. In my dream.
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Ask him if he can draw a clock.
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If he can't draw a
clock, it's Alzheimer's.
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Look, forget about this.
This is not important.
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The point is, if sazz was the target,
we need to fill in the blanks of her life.
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Now, obviously, she
and I were very close.
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We shared everything.
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Two girlfriends,
a signature look,
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and a blood type so rare, it's
in the red cross hall of fame,
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but she never told me
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why she was asking
questions about the west tower.
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Well, I've hit a dead end there.
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The voice on the
radio has gone silent,
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and the westies have
been freezing me out
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since I started squatting.
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What is Vince doing in his
underwear with that animal leg?
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If they're not a cult, they're
definitely cult-adjacent.
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Oh. That's a Portuguese flag.
Or as the Portuguese call it,
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bandeira das quinas.
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I'd recognize that
bi-colored rectangle
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with the green on the hoist
and the red on the fly anywhere.
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Oliver, you wanna
come see the...
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Oliver, why are you so sleepy?
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I don't know. Usually,
your riveting flag facts
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are like a shot of adrenaline.
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I barely slept last night.
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Loretta called me, as usual,
after she wrapped on set,
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and we had a, you
know, a nice chat.
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A little shorter than usual.
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And then, she had to run.
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And then, I took
the teeniest tumble
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into a deep, dark
pit of despair.
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Look.
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I have never seen
Instagram that big.
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I didn't know Loretta was
on there. I should follow her.
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Her feed is a cornucopia of
charming, sunny Hollywood content.
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But notice this intruder.
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- It's an arm.
- Yeah, a male arm!
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A taut, rippling arm!
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And I don't trust
its intentions!
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It's in 11 of her last 14
pictures here. I mean, i-it...
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She is spending 78%
of her documented time
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with this mystery himbo,
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and there's no way I
can find out who he is.
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- You could ask her.
- Ask her?
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And drive her into this
strong, supportive arm?
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No, that's a one-way
ticket to cuck city,
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population: Putnam!
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Hey, Charles. Sazz was
one of Loretta's followers.
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Sazz was on Instagram?
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Yeah. She posted from this place
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called concussions
the day she died.
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What's concussions?
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Concussions. It's
a stuntman bar.
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"This New York institution
caters to the lunatics
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"who take a beating, so your
favorite celebs don't have to.
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Open to the public since
the civil rights act of 1964."
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Well, we should go there.
Maybe somebody'll know
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why sazz was asking
questions about the west tower.
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Oh, they have
trivia on Thursday!
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Jesus, turn your
brightness down!
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I feel like I just looked
right into an eclipse.
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Oh, right... Brightness, down!
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T-Tablet, brightness down!
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Down, brightness!
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Susie, brightness down!
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Howard, thanks for
watching the apartment.
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And the pig.
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We cuddled like king
Charles and Camilla.
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What is up with this bed anyway?
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It was a regift from Eva longoria.
She said she didn't need two.
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Well, climb in.
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We can use this time
to work on my podcast.
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Animal jobs? You know,
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the podcast about
animals and their jobs.
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Welcome to animal jobs,
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the podcast about
animals and their jobs.
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I'm here with Henry, the
central park clydesdale.
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You won't believe what else he
has to say. I have incredible audio.
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All I need from you is to learn
how to edit, score, mix, and post it.
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I'm sorry, I don't have time to
teach podcasting 101 right now.
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What do you mean? You're
squatting and can't leave.
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You're trapped with
me. In a fun way.
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I... someone can't leave.
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I need someone here
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in case dudenoff shows
up and kicks me out. I...
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Sorry, I have to follow a lead.
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It's always about
the case with you.
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It's like you don't care
about animal jobs at all.
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No! No, no, no, it's just
those guys need me,
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and you... are...
such a self-starter.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm a sad boy who
hates being alone.
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Look at me. I'm
in bed with a pig.
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You're right where you're
supposed to be. I promise.
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Just please don't
leave until I come back.
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Please? Thank you.
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Thank you for the
pig. Bye, hammy.
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Bye.
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Now, before we get to
this bar, a word of warning.
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Stuntmen are not like us. They
can be insular and provincial.
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Have you ever been
to hell's kitchen?
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Yeah, I've eaten at Oliver's.
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I, for one, love getting out
and seeing the real New York.
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"The humblest hovels
house the happiest hearts."
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As Ronnie would say.
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- What?
- Who's Ronnie?
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Oh, Ronnie's short for Veronica,
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the feisty grandma
from joliet, Illinois,
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who loves crafting, Merlot,
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and the power of
positive thinking.
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- She's my finsta.
- Oh!
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- What's a finsta?
- Oh, no.
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A fake Instagram account.
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I'm whimsically surveilling my
girlfriend to see if I should be worried
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by using a fun, friendly avatar,
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posing as her number-one fan.
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Loretta has already responded
to two of Ronnie's comments.
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This is a disaster
in the making.
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- Please refocus.
- You're right.
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"Where my attention
goes, energy flows."
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That's so Ronnie.
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Dropping it.
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Humblest hovels is right.
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I'm doing recon for
the murder board.
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Uh, do you maybe wanna
turn off the shutter sound?
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And the flash?
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And the sepia filter? Do you
need me to take that from you?
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Let's talk to the barkeep first.
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He's not only the
keeper of the bar,
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but also its secrets.
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Yeah, I'll join you. I'm
fluent in "everyman."
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Hey, bro.
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Yeah, I think
I'll just have, uh,
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uh, I'll have a cabernet.
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Uh, 2011, if you have it.
Anything French, whatever.
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And I will have a
Cosmopolitan. Not too pink.
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Ideally in a boot.
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What are you really here for?
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We were hoping we could ask a
few questions about sazz pataki.
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I'm not talking to you.
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Well, maybe my friend
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Mr. Lincoln will
change your mind.
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Mister...
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- ...abraham Lincoln.
- Ooh.
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Hmm.
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Uh, well, maybe this...
Will grease the wheels.
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That's in addition to the five.
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Think of all the tattoos
you can finish with that.
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Ooh.
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Well, maybe this
will unzip your lips.
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Can you break this?
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I give you the 20, you give
me back 15, take the five,
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add it to the six,
for a total of 11.
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Please just take his
money so this can stop.
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Hey!
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These guys giving you trouble?
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Take it easy, everybody.
I'm Charles-haden savage.
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Sazz pataki was my stunt double.
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Not here. In here, you're sazz's
acting double. You're just a face.
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- We don't like faces.
- You know what we say about faces?
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Deep down, you're all asses.
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Hold on. I'm not
like other faces.
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Sazz was my friend.
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- We're trying to solve her murder.
- Right.
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For your podcast.
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You're profiting off her death.
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Meanwhile, the people who
really loved her can't even give her
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the traditional stuntman's
funeral she deserves!
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What? Why not?
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No body, no funeral.
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Uh, wha... - Ben glenroy?
- Uh... ah...
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Ben's dead, ya eejit.
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He's gone forever.
Oh, he'd love to be here,
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but there's no possible way.
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Youse can't come back
from the dead, now, can ya?
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I'm Glen stubbins,
Ben's stunt double.
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Oh yeah, I can see it.
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Or I was, till you
feckers rubbed him out.
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Who feckers? Us feckers?
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All yas feckin' feckers
took him from me!
246
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You got a... for your man.
247
00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:55,020
Cheers.
248
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,506
For 15 years, I took
every lump and fall
249
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,110
for that doll of a man.
250
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,296
Then, someone got in his ear
about making his Mark on the stage!
251
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,660
One month later, boom!
252
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,556
Then later, that...
same night, boom again!
253
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,896
My number one was gone.
254
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,686
Hey, do you see 'em? Eh.
255
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,186
Just, just stamp!
256
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,606
- Ah!
- Hey!
257
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:24,656
Peeping at me with
their beady little eyes!
258
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,906
Oh!
259
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,986
Come on, stubbins.
260
00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:30,156
For the last time, Glen,
there's no rats in this bar.
261
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:32,640
Oh, curse your eyes, there's
no rats. What do you call that?
262
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,060
Where is it? Come
on! Hey! Where'd it go?
263
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,706
Don't you see 'em?
264
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:46,490
There's no rats. What do you call this?
What do you call that?! What do you... ah!
265
00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:49,136
Do-do you see 'em?
266
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,766
Guys, that's the purple light
267
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,806
from sazz's last selfie. I
have to get in that back room.
268
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:58,170
You've been here long
enough. Faces, out.
269
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,106
Don't worry, boyos.
I'll finish 'em off.
270
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,630
Time to introduce 'em
271
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,970
to bono... And the edge.
272
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,246
That went well!
273
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,350
Wait, wait!
274
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:17,786
Sorry.
275
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:20,586
Charles, a-apologies. I didn't
mean to rile ya up back there.
276
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,586
You threatened
me with half of U2!
277
00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:24,666
Yeah, I was just keeping
up appearances, weren't I?
278
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,176
Look, Chuck,
279
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,966
I'm begging ya. Can you
help me get a job on your film?
280
00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:31,216
You lost your stunt double.
I lost my acting double.
281
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,306
We could make each
other whole again.
282
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,846
I don't need a double.
283
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,580
Eh? Well...
284
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,710
Not even one that can do this?
285
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,340
Oh, my god!
286
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,130
- Or this?
- Whoa!
287
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,770
Uh...
288
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,110
Huh?
289
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,360
Oh god...
290
00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,660
Eh?
291
00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:14,426
Impressive, but if you
wanna double for Charles,
292
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:16,556
all you really need to
do is believably walk into
293
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,080
an easy-entrance bathtub.
294
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,646
Watch me throw myself
through the window.
295
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,290
- No, no, no!
- Stop! Um...
296
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,436
We, we will get you a job
297
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:26,356
- on the movie they're making about us.
- Yes. Yes.
298
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:28,816
Oh! Thank the virgin.
299
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,010
My face would've
been slashed to ribbons.
300
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,526
Only...
301
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,866
If you tell us what's
going on in that back room.
302
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,770
We know that sazz was
there the day she died.
303
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,070
Well, she was probably
seeing Dr. Maggie.
304
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,626
Who's Dr. Maggie?
305
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,746
Dr. Maggie. Oh, well,
306
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:47,756
it's not really words that
can describe what she is.
307
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,836
Yeah, miracle worker.
308
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,176
Exorcist of sorts. She helps...
309
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,056
Uh, release the pain demons
that plague us stunt folk
310
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,176
just by simply
cracking our bones.
311
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,370
S-So, she's a chiropractor.
312
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,936
There is a word.
313
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,936
Well, sazz was always with
Dr. Maggie getting cracked.
314
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,436
- Can you get us back there?
- What? Wait.
315
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,776
Sazz was in pain?
316
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,196
Loads of pain, thanks to you.
317
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,816
Of course, she
never would've let on.
318
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,430
It's the stuntman way.
319
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:17,616
Is it okay if I-I go
back there alone?
320
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,286
Oh, uh, s-sure. Are you alright?
321
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,666
Totally. I just think if there's
something to be faced back there,
322
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:28,506
I, sazz's face, should
be the one to face it.
323
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,086
Well, you know what
Ronnie would say.
324
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,296
"If you don't face your fears,
325
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,546
your fears will eat your face."
326
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,660
Sorry. Not Ronnie's finest work.
327
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,686
Well. Well, come
h... I-I'll take you back.
328
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,290
Oh, and, um,
329
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,170
mind the rats.
330
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,420
I'll see you back
at the arconia.
331
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,576
We're here with hammy Faye.
332
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,286
Now, hammy Faye, it's true
that most pigs can hunt for truffles,
333
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,416
but is it also true
that, if trained properly,
334
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,520
they can also be golf caddies?
335
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,570
Hello?
336
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,280
Dudenoff, is that you?
337
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,226
"Do you have what
it takes to be a star?"
338
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,856
Well, I think so.
339
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,316
"Open auditions for the
new only murders movie.
340
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,526
No experience necessary."
341
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,486
Oh, hammy.
342
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,236
We can't leave.
343
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,736
We could never betray
Mabel. Not for just...
344
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,246
Some long-shot chance at
a part on the silver screen.
345
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,326
Never.
346
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,900
♪
347
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:55,030
I'm Howard Morris. Tim
kono c... I'm gonna start again.
348
00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:58,796
I'm Howard Morris.
349
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:02,080
Tim kono complained
a lot about Evelyn.
350
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,596
He said she gave
him asthma attacks.
351
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,936
He threatened to shoot her.
352
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,306
Evelyn may have had nine lives,
353
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,420
but I cut his one short.
354
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,050
Thank you.
355
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,826
What is happening right now?
356
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,036
- What?
- Seriously? What are you doing?
357
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,656
That's what I was wondering.
358
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,076
Well, I'm acting. The, um...
359
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,786
I'm acting the part of Howard?
360
00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:30,626
I feel like I'm doing
ayahuasca in Boise, Idaho.
361
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:31,706
You make me wanna vomit.
362
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:35,780
What I believe trina and
tawny are saying is that...
363
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,926
We... love you?
364
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,756
Oh, good! Oh, I can't
wait to play myself.
365
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:44,886
Oh, you're not playing
you. Josh gad's playing you.
366
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,436
Wait, so I didn't get the part?
367
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,346
What I believe trina and tawny
368
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:51,266
are saying is,
unfortunately, no, you did not.
369
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,896
Of course not, but
you're amazing.
370
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,460
And we're gonna nurture you.
371
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,196
See you next week.
The same time. Okay.
372
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:03,236
Eh, Dr. Maggie? Your, uh,
man here wants to see ya.
373
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,326
Can you fit him in?
374
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,286
Oh, I don't want an adjustment.
375
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,206
I just wanna ask
a few questions.
376
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,416
- Okay.
- Well, eh, don't mind me.
377
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,126
I'll be hiding on
the rat-baffler.
378
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,940
They can't recognize
me when I'm upside down.
379
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,216
I wanna ask about sazz pataki.
380
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,006
I know she was
here the day she died,
381
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,386
and there's nothing stopping
you from talking about her.
382
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:26,886
You're not protected by hipaa
laws because you're not a real doctor.
383
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:28,766
Then how'd she get a
"Dr." before her name?
384
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:30,226
They don't just give those away.
385
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,356
Chiropractics is a
pseudoscience, no offense.
386
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,686
Hm... I'm sorry.
387
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,936
It physically hurts me
to see a body this tense.
388
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,106
- Hm? Huh?
- Have you ever had locked-in syndrome?
389
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,656
Is this your original arm?
390
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,116
We can talk, but not
until you get on my table.
391
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,460
I told you, I
don't believe in...
392
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,786
Just breathe!
393
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,496
Where the hell is dudenoff?
394
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,166
Those cult card players must
have told him I'm squatting
395
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:54,666
in his place by now.
396
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,756
- Oh, my god! It's a breakthrough!
- What?
397
00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,216
Ronnie's bonded with Loretta
about their shared love of decoupage,
398
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,346
and she's about to ask
about the mystery arm.
399
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,466
Hmm. Okay, this is not how
you build trust in a relationship.
400
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:08,136
What's a cute word for "arm"?
401
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,436
Man branch? Hug
helper? Chesticle?
402
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,726
What has gotten into you?
403
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,146
Into me?!
404
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,066
I'm worried about
who's getting into Loretta!
405
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:18,170
- Oliver!
- Alright. Okay.
406
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,470
You know, I almost
proposed to Loretta in la.
407
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:25,640
Yeah, I know.
408
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,560
I was right there,
409
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,430
and then I didn't.
410
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:30,867
Why not?
411
00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:32,996
Eh, one failed marriage,
who hasn't been there?
412
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:35,126
Two failed marriages?
413
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,980
People start asking questions.
414
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,126
Why do you assume it would fail?
415
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:42,886
Because she's living the
glamorous life of a starlet
416
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,410
with arms coming at
her from every direction.
417
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:50,080
Because... I always fail.
418
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,976
C-Can I have my
iPad back, please?
419
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,856
Fine, but no good can
come of this Ronnie thing.
420
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,816
Mabel, I have
something I need to say.
421
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,856
You clearly don't have time
to support my creative efforts,
422
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,486
so I am exiting our
one-sided relationship.
423
00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:08,076
I believe this belongs to you.
424
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,930
Uh...
425
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,456
She likes when you
scratch under her armpits.
426
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,086
And she makes
this special little face
427
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,626
when she has to poopy
that... You know what?
428
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:20,360
I can't trust you with her.
429
00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:23,756
Uh... wait, Howard!
430
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,636
If you're here, who's watching
the dudenoff apartment?
431
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,410
Oh...
432
00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:32,870
♪
433
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:36,766
Go ahead. Ask your questions.
434
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:40,066
Uh, I know sazz was
here the day she died.
435
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,316
What did she... ah!
436
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,026
Talk about?!
437
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,526
Mostly about her pain.
438
00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:46,776
And how excited she
was to finally retire.
439
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,760
Oh, wait. Sazz said
she was retiring!
440
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,956
Transitioning into a new career.
441
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,116
She didn't say what,
but it had something to do
442
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:57,206
with a difficult
relationship she was in.
443
00:21:57,230 --> 00:22:00,480
She was tired of giving more
than she got from this person.
444
00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:04,166
But she didn't know
how to get away.
445
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,336
This may sound random, but...
446
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,926
Did she ever mention "paradise"?
447
00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:11,676
Not that I remember.
448
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:15,346
I have to warn you. When a
back as frozen as yours unlocks,
449
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:17,920
it can release
a lot of feelings.
450
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,726
Some people describe it as
an out-of-body experience.
451
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,316
I'm not worried. The only
out-of-body experience I ever had
452
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:27,010
is when I saw Edward hopper's
nighthawks at the Chicago art...
453
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,706
Sazz?
454
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,810
Sazz!
455
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,610
Wait up! Are you trying
to get away from me?
456
00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:46,046
Oh, my god.
457
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:47,796
Ah, it's just a scratch.
458
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:50,620
I told ya, I'm trying to get
to paradise. You coming?
459
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:04,736
Whew... Wow.
460
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,340
You were out for a minute
there. Are you alright?
461
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,140
Physically, yes.
462
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,326
Emotionally, no.
463
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:17,616
That bad relationship
sazz said she was in...
464
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,536
...I'm afraid it was with me.
465
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,206
Aw.
466
00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:25,820
- What have you got for heartache, mags?
- Well,
467
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,086
relationship worries are
stored in the pelvic floor, so...
468
00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:32,176
Whoa-ho-ho! No. No.
469
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,216
We'll... we'll c... We'll
call this a hit right here,
470
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:39,210
so you did it. Thank
you, but mm-mm. Yeah.
471
00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:43,396
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
472
00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:47,300
♪
473
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,800
What are you doing here?
474
00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:55,310
We could ask the
same thing of you.
475
00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:01,746
I could have this place
swarming with cops in two minutes.
476
00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:04,166
- No, no, no, no no. No more cops.
- Then, can you just
477
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:05,916
tell me what kind
of cult you are?
478
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:09,216
What are we talking,
sex, Satan, or vitamins?
479
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,006
- We're not a cult.
- Oh, really?
480
00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:13,296
You all talk on ham
radios, live communally,
481
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,636
play a weird card game,
and eat... Bathtub pork.
482
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,886
When you say it
like that, I can track it.
483
00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:21,620
Okay, so then what's going on?
484
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,026
That's it. I'm calling
detective Williams.
485
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,380
Fine.
486
00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:31,486
- I'll tell you.
- No, Vince! Don't!
487
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:33,890
Hey. What if we cut her in?
488
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,366
She does need a place to live.
489
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:39,906
- Oh, so she can have her own apartment?
- Yes. She's an adult.
490
00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:41,826
- I'm an adult.
- Let's act like it.
491
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:43,310
Cut me into what?
492
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,610
What I'm about to tell
you could ruin many lives.
493
00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:53,110
The information must
never leave this room.
494
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,120
Okay, but I'm definitely
telling Charles and Oliver.
495
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,290
Get 'em.
496
00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:14,010
What...
497
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,156
What are these?
498
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:17,446
Leases?
499
00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:20,576
We're illegally subletting
rent-controlled apartments.
500
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,616
We're not a cult.
501
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,536
It's a rent-control scheme.
502
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,786
Although I have suggested getting
matching bathrobes in the past.
503
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:30,416
Every apartment on
this floor was rented
504
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,666
by professor dudenoff years ago.
505
00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:35,216
We all met professor
dudenoff at one point or another.
506
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,386
We all needed a
cheap place to live.
507
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:40,386
He saw that we
were... what's the word?
508
00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:41,476
Weirdos?
509
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,636
I was looking for
something softer, but yeah.
510
00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:47,146
- Weirdos.
- It can be hard to survive in this city
511
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,066
when you march to the
beat of your own drum.
512
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,106
You need somebody
to have your back.
513
00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:52,986
Professor dudenoff
was that for us.
514
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:56,906
Professor dudenoff retired to Portugal,
but he still takes care of us every month.
515
00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:01,076
He sends us his favorite
jamón, and we send him rent.
516
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,286
He lives like a
king in Portugal,
517
00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:06,376
and we get to live in
the arconia for peanuts.
518
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,400
How much is peanuts?
519
00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:15,240
200.
520
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,636
Dollars? A month?!
521
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:19,556
That's what you
could be paying, too.
522
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:23,450
If you keep this
out of the podcast.
523
00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:27,936
Wait. The voice on
the ham radio said...
524
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,106
- That was Helga, my ex-girlfriend.
- Your crazy ex-girlfriend.
525
00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:34,606
- You deserve so much better.
- Okay, she's just very slightly unhinged,
526
00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:37,566
but she's from Finland, you
know? It's cold and dark there.
527
00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:40,486
They spend a lot of time
inside their own heads.
528
00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:43,946
She said sazz got killed
for asking about you guys.
529
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,456
Killed? For asking about us?
530
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,286
I've never even met sazz!
531
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:51,796
Helga's working through
some issues. A little paranoia.
532
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,796
It's sad. I blocked
her on my cell.
533
00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:56,256
I showed you guys,
534
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,926
but she keeps trying
to reach me on the ham.
535
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,966
So, Helga's just... nuts?
536
00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:03,790
Look, we're just a
family of weirdos here.
537
00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:06,830
Helga was the
wrong kind of weirdo.
538
00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:10,080
But, you...
539
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:13,226
You could be the
right kind of weirdo.
540
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,736
♪
541
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,340
What do you say?
542
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:25,696
Okay, so you're telling me the
westies play a game called "oh hell,"
543
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,616
and somehow they're
not a satanist cult?
544
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,206
Apparently not.
545
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,376
I mean, their story is so
crazy, I kinda believe it.
546
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,190
And at $200 a month,
I can't afford not to.
547
00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:37,546
I feel bad about Howard.
548
00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:41,160
He needed a dudenoff
today, and I dropped the ball.
549
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,926
Take one trick.
550
00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:45,596
He'll come back around.
551
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,370
Unlike my Loretta.
552
00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:50,710
- I'll take two.
- At least she's still alive.
553
00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:53,016
Sazz sacrificed
everything for me,
554
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,720
and by the time I realized it, it
was too late to make it up to her.
555
00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,526
I'll take none.
556
00:27:58,550 --> 00:28:00,526
Maybe Ronnie
should ask Loretta...
557
00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:03,156
Okay, r-Ronnie is still with us?
558
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:06,826
Oliver, I know you're doing this
because you're afraid to lose Loretta,
559
00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:10,810
but if she finds out,
you are gonna lose her.
560
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,836
Okay, fine.
561
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,150
I'll put Ronnie down.
562
00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:23,466
No, I can't.
563
00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:24,890
I can't do it.
Mabel, you kill her.
564
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,976
Alright. Well, does Ronnie
have any last words?
565
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,620
"We say bye-bye...
566
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,420
Because one bye
is never enough."
567
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,800
Okay, nice eulogy. Funeral over.
568
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:44,066
Funeral.
569
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:46,680
Maybe there is something
I can still do for sazz.
570
00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:54,230
You need a body?
571
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:55,860
I'm your body.
572
00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:02,216
When a face learns to
appreciate their double's sacrifices,
573
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,216
it can make for a special bond.
574
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,216
One that lasts a
lifetime or even beyond.
575
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,880
Alright now, you sure
you can handle this?
576
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,896
Sazz stood in for
me so many times.
577
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,766
The least I can do
is lie down for her.
578
00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:17,936
Oh!
579
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,800
Alright, animals,
gather around! Listen up.
580
00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:24,566
We are here to pay tribute
to the great sazz pataki.
581
00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:27,026
- Sazz!
- First among us gone too soon.
582
00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:29,060
She lies before us now in state.
583
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,366
We'll begin the service
with the traditional
584
00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:33,746
stuntman's Margarita.
585
00:29:33,770 --> 00:29:37,560
- Ready. Steady. Sláinte.
- Sláinte!
586
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,586
Who wants to tell sazz how
much she meant to 'em? Line up.
587
00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:47,676
- I got the breakaways.
- Good man.
588
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,556
♪ And joy be with you ♪
589
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,516
Aw, sazz.
590
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,686
When I clipped that sailboat in
that gnarly hang-gliding wreck,
591
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,146
you came with me to
get my prosthetic shins.
592
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,436
I love you, man!
593
00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:02,550
♪ ...the parting glass
and drink a health ♪
594
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,526
♪ whate'er befalls ♪
595
00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:09,616
Lie still, dead man.
596
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,326
♪ Gently rise and softly call ♪
597
00:30:12,350 --> 00:30:13,746
Next!
598
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,076
♪ Goodnight and joy be to... ♪
599
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:19,336
Sazz. You taught me to
put my fireproof jockstrap
600
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,706
in the freezer before a blow-up.
601
00:30:21,730 --> 00:30:25,240
Shrunk my dick. You saved
me from burning my balls off.
602
00:30:27,030 --> 00:30:28,136
Thanks, pal.
603
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,806
♪ ...for my going away ♪
604
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,386
♪ and all the sweethearts ♪
605
00:30:33,410 --> 00:30:35,596
♪ that e'er I had ♪
606
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:38,830
Right. Well, my
favorite sazz story.
607
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:42,476
Bunch of us lads got hired as
stunt consultants on jackass forever.
608
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:47,026
This was the one where that shite
fucker Rex Bailey got his heel blown off
609
00:30:47,050 --> 00:30:49,486
teaching Johnny Knoxville
how to get fired out of a Cannon.
610
00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:53,786
Anyways, Steve-O...
611
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:58,036
Kept calling me lucky charms
boy. Magically delicious!
612
00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:02,046
Pink hearts, yellow moons,
green clovers, orange stars,
613
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:05,240
blue diamonds, every feckin'
marshmallow in the box!
614
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,346
And sazz, bless her...
615
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,556
She put him in
an arm bar until...
616
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:15,726
♪ I gently rise
and softly call ♪
617
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,830
Until he pissed his trousers.
618
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,726
Oh, sazz, love,
619
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,800
we're fucked if we know
how to stagger on without ya.
620
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:34,866
Was that a real
bottle, you asshole?
621
00:31:34,890 --> 00:31:36,496
You set them up, you prick!
622
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:40,150
Are you calling me a Rex Bailey?
623
00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:42,480
Ye feckin' cock!
624
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:55,040
Just like sazz would've wanted.
625
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,290
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
626
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,986
- Hey, sazz.
- Hey!
627
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,526
You okay? That last hit
you took looked pretty rough.
628
00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:12,906
Ah, piece of cake.
629
00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,286
But someday, I won't be
able to take the hits anymore,
630
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,246
and then, you know
what I'm gonna do?
631
00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:21,060
I'ma open up a trampoline park like
the ones I used to go to with my dad.
632
00:32:21,770 --> 00:32:25,626
Where a kid can learn
how to fly and how to fall.
633
00:32:25,650 --> 00:32:28,466
Train the next
generation of stunt people.
634
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:31,586
The sazz pataki impact academy.
635
00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:35,176
Why not build it here? Location
manager said this lot's for sale.
636
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,516
Or it will be after the
superfund cleanup.
637
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:40,910
Ah, yeah. Maybe.
638
00:32:41,870 --> 00:32:43,976
Uh, and let's keep
this under our hat, huh?
639
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,646
The other stunt guys
would laugh at this.
640
00:32:46,670 --> 00:32:49,090
But I can trust you.
You're my number one.
641
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,336
This is it. Sazz's paradise.
642
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,046
- Is this a toxic waste dump?
- It was.
643
00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:17,450
Government cleaned it up.
644
00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:19,450
Hmm.
645
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,540
Yuck.
646
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,630
♪
647
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,220
This was her dream.
648
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,486
She came so close.
649
00:33:35,510 --> 00:33:37,800
Wait. Did you hear that?
650
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,270
Is somebody in there?
651
00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:42,640
Careful.
652
00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:47,956
- What is this place, a hideout?
- Kinda spooky.
653
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:50,296
This is really gonna
drain my battery.
654
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,780
Let me know if
you see an outlet.
655
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,586
Oh!
656
00:33:55,610 --> 00:33:58,216
Thank god, someone
from show business.
657
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,160
Don't move or I'll blow
your fucking brains out.
658
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,240
♪
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