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-[both grunt]
-[Darth Dev] I'll give you one chance
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to avoid an absolutely
ludicrous amount of pain.
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Tell me what you saw in the Jedi temple.
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[Sig] I can't believe this is happening.
The entire galaxy has changed.
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Just a few hours ago,
we were nerf herders.
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You're not a Sith Lord.
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You're my brother, Dev.
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Darth Dev! Devastator!
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I am not your brother.
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We are not gonna tell you anything.
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Perhaps my apprentice
will be more convincing.
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Meet Darth Rey.
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Rey is the ultimate hero.
She defeated the Emperor.
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She saved Kylo Ren from the dark side.
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-She--
-She's tired of hearing you talk.
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[shouts]
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I am really struggling
with this heroes-are-villains thing.
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And I'm struggling with
not ripping you apart piece by piece.
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Can I, Darth Devastator?
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-Please.
-Soon.
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Or perhaps we should go to work
on your little Rebel friend.
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[shouts, grunts]
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-[gasps]
-[grunts, groans]
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-[groans]
-Wait, don't!
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-All I found in the Jedi temple was this.
-[shouts]
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Cornerstone. At last!
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For so long, I've searched for it.
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Give it to me!
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[gasps]
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Who are you? How did you do that?
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Jedi Master Bobarian Afol.
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Wait a second,
you were the guy in the temple.
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[screams] Oh! Time to go.
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You have a lightsaber. Fight them.
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-Yeah, Jedi Bob.
-Don't call me Jedi Bob.
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And lightsaber fighting
isn't really my thing,
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so now is when we run.
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[stammers] Come on, run faster!
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I thought Jedi were supposed to be nice.
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[shouts, whimpers]
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[Sig pants, shouts]
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[Yesi] Watch out!
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[screaming]
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[Sig] Okay, that was insane!
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-That was insane, right?
-Now, come on.
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We can make it to the spaceport.
My ship is there.
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-[Servo speaking droid]
-Servo!
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-You dramatic droid, you're okay.
-[speaking droid]
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Who do you think told me
about you and your brother?
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This droid has a lot to say.
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[Sig stammers]
How does he remember the old galaxy?
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[Jedi Bob] He was trapped inside the
temple when it collapsed, just like us.
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We were shielded from the change.
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I can't believe this other galaxy stuff
is all true.
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Now, come on, we're almost there.
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[all yelp]
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You're not going anywhere.
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No! I stole that ship fair and square,
come on.
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Oh, boy. Okay,
I guess we could take my ship.
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Ship? What ship?
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This ship.
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Yep, swirl it around, yep.
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Ooh, and that goes there. [grunts]
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That little one right in there. [grunts]
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Yeah!
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-Now get in.
-[Sig] What about my brother?
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I have to save him.
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He is not your brother anymore.
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He is a Sith Lord who happens
to look like your brother.
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There is nothing good left inside of him.
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That's not true. I know my brother.
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You wanna stay here
and find out the hard way?
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[shrieks] Fine.
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So, do you know how to fly this thing?
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I got this, okay?
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I'm the fastest pilot
in the galaxy, old timer.
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-Loving the confidence.
-Okay.
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So should we go over basic interstellar
travel safety instructions now or--
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-Punch it!
-[chuckles]
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Oh, come on!
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[troopers shouting]
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[shouts]
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You're not the only one
who can use the Force, Jedi.
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-Whoa!
-Jedi Bob, do something!
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If you keep calling me that,
I am going to let us crash.
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[groans] Impressive.
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I've heard of upgrades,
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but not usually while you're in the middle
of flying the ship.
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We're losing power. We're gonna crash!
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[sighs]
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I don't-- I don't even know
what's going on right now.
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There's always another way to build.
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[Yesi] We're running out of ground.
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-Don't stop.
-But--
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Trust me.
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[Sig screams]
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[screaming]
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-Quadjumpers?
-Well, you said you were fast.
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-Now prove it.
-With pleasure.
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No! [groans]
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-[laughs] Yeah!
-Yes!
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Listen up, Sig.
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There's only one way to say this:
You messed up.
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You blew it. You goofed.
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Jedi Bob, that's like
three different ways.
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Also, what exactly did I even do?
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When you removed the Cornerstone,
you created a new galaxy.
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It's like all the component pieces
of every person and every world
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and all time got shaken up
and then put back together.
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In my world, the Empire has been defeated.
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The good guys won. My brother isn't evil.
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Yesi, your dad is alive.
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[gasps]
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We've got to make everything go back
to the way it was.
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Will you help us?
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All I know is we're losing this war,
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and maybe this is how I can save everyone,
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even if they don't remember it.
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I'm in.
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Show me the Cornerstone.
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Now, concentrate on it.
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Close your eyes.
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I'll try,
but I doubt anything will happen.
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Just try it.
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Think of something important to you.
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Look.
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Just as I thought,
you're a natural Force Builder.
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It all makes sense.
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Force Builder?
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Force Builders are a secret sect
of the Jedi dedicated to creation.
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But as shines the light,
so emerges the dark.
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Was that poetic? I like to put
a little flourish in my storytelling,
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you know, fancy it up.
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Look, the point is Sith Breakers appeared.
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A sect of the Force Builders
devoted to the dark side.
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Dedicated not to building
but to tearing down.
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As these Sith Breakers battled
the Jedi over time,
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the Force Builders realized the very
fabric of the galaxy was eroding.
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The Force Builders created a Cornerstone
to hold it together.
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As long as the temple was intact,
the galaxy could not be unmade.
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-Whoa.
-I was the temple's sworn protector.
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Who knows how long I waited alone,
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but I failed, and the galaxy was reset.
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Nice going, Sig.
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So what can we do?
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The legends say
a new Force Builder temple appears
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when the old one is destroyed.
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Somewhere out there in the galaxy,
there is a new unfinished temple
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where we might be able to use
the power of the Cornerstone.
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To put things back the way they were.
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Sure, kid.
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So, are you in?
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Me? This feels like a job for Jedi Bob.
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If only, but because you had
the incredibly bright idea
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to pull out the Cornerstone,
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it is permanently bonded to you
and you alone!
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Which, of course, means
I am stuck with you too!
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I'm sorry about that, Jedi Bob.
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I'm not much of a teacher,
but we've got no choice.
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You must become a true Force Builder, Sig.
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But I'm not the hero.
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Dev was supposed to be the hero.
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I'm just the guy who knows the stories.
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Sorry, kid.
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This time you are the story.
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What do you say, Sig?
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Are you ready to be a Force Builder?
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I think probably no.
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Too bad. Time to train!
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[Darth Rey]
Our search has yielded nothing.
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There's no sign of the Rebels.
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The Cornerstone was within my grasp,
and that fool Sig took it.
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He had the audacity to claim
to be my brother.
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I've been alone my entire life,
that's how I like it.
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We must teach him a harsh lesson.
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Put a call out to every bounty hunter
in the sector.
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Bring me Sig Greebling.
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This is Yesi Scala.
Is anyone from the Rebellion listening?
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Porkins? I know you're there, Porkins.
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Pick up.
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If this is about what happened
back on Corellia,
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that was mostly not my fault.
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Okay, Sig. To begin your training,
let's start with something simple.
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Something familiar.
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It's time to upgrade your battery droid.
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-[speaking droid]
-Servo's great the way he is, thank you.
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They don't make 'em like they used to.
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[chuckles] He can barely hold a charge!
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Look around, Sig.
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We've got rocket boosters,
blaster upgrades, personal shields.
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Just fix him up a little.
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Okay, Servo, just hold still.
This won't hurt a bit.
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[inhales, exhales deeply]
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Good, Sig.
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Feel the points of connection.
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Not bad.
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What did you choose?
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I gave him thrusters
so he can go a little faster.
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[speaking droid]
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Actually, I reckon you gave me
the capacity for speech.
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Servo, you can talk?
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You upgraded my linguistic abilities.
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Yay! Thanks, Sig.
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You're a legend, mate.
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-[laughs]
-Um, no problem, Servo.
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Hey, Yesi, Yesi, guess what? Look at me!
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-[shouts]
-Not exactly what I had in mind.
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Hey! That's not very nice.
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Sorry.
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It's not your fault. [sighs] It's mine.
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I'm the last person who should
be trying to help you.
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I was on Fennesa by myself a long time.
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Maybe I got a little too used
to being alone.
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The Jedi just left you there?
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It's a long story.
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Let's just say I felt like
the loneliest person in the galaxy,
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-but that's a tale--
-[screams]
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We're under attack.
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Hey, uh, does anyone need a charge,
by the way?
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Not now, Servo.
We need to get out of here.
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Sorry, sorry. You're right, you're right.
Wrong timing.
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Um, what about now?
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[shouts]
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Oh, no. We've got the worst bounty hunters
in the galaxy after us.
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The most vicious, bloodthirsty
little monsters in the universe.
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Who?
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[speaks Ewokese]
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Ewoks.
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[speaking Ewokese]
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Ewok bounty hunters?
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And to think I wanted to pet one.
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[Ewoks speaking Ewokese]
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[chuckles]
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[speaking Ewokese]
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[screams]
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[chuckles]
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[screams]
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[screaming]
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Hold on, I see an opening.
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[Sig, Jedi Bob shout]
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More bounty hunters?
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I know that ship.
That's a Naboo Royal Cruiser.
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That means--
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Oh, no.
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[C-3PO] Uh, pardon me?
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You really ought to surrender.
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The odds of me not destroying you
are approximately four billion, 325-to-1.
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Why did C-3PO tell us the odds?
250
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That was just cruel.
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I am afraid there is no escape.
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This old hunk of space junk
can't take much more of this.
253
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,208
Dear me, you are in trouble now.
254
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,166
-There goes the hyperdrive.
-We have to get out of here.
255
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,750
We don't have enough power.
256
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:37,000
[Servo] Did someone say
they needed a charge?
257
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,916
I think I heard that.
258
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,166
You walking spark plug! You did it.
259
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,291
We've got one jump,
260
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,875
but the navicomputer is fried,
and I don't know where it's gonna take us.
261
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:48,583
The Force will guide us.
262
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,208
It will?
263
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,583
Here's hoping!
264
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:52,916
Get us out of here!
265
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,125
Oh, how annoying.
266
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,000
[Yesi] Engines are gone.
267
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,166
Everybody, brace for impact.
We're going down.
268
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,791
[shouts]
269
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,458
-Sig, we need to do something.
-[alarm blaring]
270
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:12,416
-But I-I don't know w--
-Don't think. Do.
271
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,083
Clear your mind. Trust yourself.
272
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,833
[laughs] I did it.
273
00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:32,166
Good thing I was here to help.
274
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,916
Oh, I could have done it myself,
but it was important for your training.
275
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,041
Good work, Sig. I mean, it's a start,
276
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,333
basically a terrible start,
but a start all the same.
277
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:42,458
But hey, how did those
bounty hunters find us?
278
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:45,166
Ugh! They must have been
scanning Rebel frequencies.
279
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,208
I'm sorry. I messed up again.
280
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:51,041
The truth is, the Rebellion isn't exactly,
um-- [clicks tongue]
281
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,916
Thrilled with me right now.
282
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,958
They say I'm reckless just because
I accidentally gave away the location
283
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:57,375
of a secret Rebel base.
284
00:13:57,458 --> 00:14:00,041
How do you accidentally
sell out an entire base?
285
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,458
Well, I was smuggling food
and medicine to the Rebellion,
286
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:06,458
but I didn't realize
the Empire put a tracker on my ship.
287
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,250
Normally, I would have checked,
but I was in a hurry,
288
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,583
and we don't know what happened
to the people in the base.
289
00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:16,833
Sometimes going too fast is as bad
as going too slow, Yesi Scala.
290
00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:18,625
Oh, yes. That's very wise.
291
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:19,791
-Yes. That's wise.
-[grunts]
292
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:23,083
The only question is
where in the galaxy are we?
293
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,666
"Mos Eisley Marina"?
294
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,333
We're on Tatooine.
295
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:40,291
In my galaxy, this was the home
of the most powerful Jedi to ever live.
296
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,583
Luke Skywalker.
297
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:42,958
Maybe he's still here somewhere.
298
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,708
Maybe he can help us
locate the new Jedi temple.
299
00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:48,416
-If only we can find him.
-[announcer] Max Rebo maintains the lead,
300
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,541
but tailing behind him
is none other than Luke Skywalker!
301
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,458
See you around, kid.
302
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,458
[speaks alien language]
303
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:16,333
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [laughs]
304
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,875
Better luck next time, Max Rebo.
305
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,958
That's the guy who's gonna help us?
306
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:23,583
He used the Force to cheat
and win the race.
307
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:26,375
Trust me, he's more capable than he looks.
308
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,416
Go, Luke. Who is he? He's the best.
309
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,291
Who's Max? He's a loser.
310
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,791
Luke wins.
311
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,208
[whimpers]
312
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,875
[groans]
313
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,375
Uh, no autographs.
314
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,000
Uh, Mr. Skywalker. Excuse me.
315
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:45,250
I-I want to talk to you about--
about how you just won that race.
316
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,916
How I won the race?
317
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,208
You mean fair and square?
318
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,041
Hmm, if that's what you want to call it.
319
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,875
Okay, okay. Keep your voices down.
320
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,416
I know a place we can talk.
321
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,958
[cantina music playing]
322
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:01,666
[speaks alien language]
323
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,750
[laughing]
324
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,791
The Mos Eisley Marina Cantina.
325
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:15,000
[speaks alien language]
326
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,708
-He likes you.
-Well, that's-that's very--
327
00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:20,833
-That's very nice. I like him too.
-I like you also.
328
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:21,791
Well, thank you so mu--
329
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,416
I'm gonna see if anyone can help us
get off this planet.
330
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,541
Now, whatever you think you saw
during the race--
331
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,791
I know what I saw.
332
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,666
I saw you use the Force
to disable the other podracer.
333
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,083
You're a naughty little Jedi.
334
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:38,208
[scoffs] I don't even know what a Jedi is
and this "Force" you're talking about.
335
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:41,208
So, I can make things happen a little bit.
Big deal.
336
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,750
But it is a big deal.
337
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,958
At le-- At least in the galaxy
where I come from.
338
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,375
Huh? The galaxy you come from?
339
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:50,458
[stammers] This might take a minute
to explain.
340
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,458
Uh, let me see if I have this right.
341
00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,208
In your galaxy, my dad is mostly evil
342
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,958
until he turns good for like five minutes
and then dies.
343
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,666
My own nephew betrays me
and kills most of my best friends,
344
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,583
and I spend decades alone on an island
345
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:10,375
with something called Porgs
because I get super sad,
346
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:14,125
and then I come back and use the Force
so hard that it kills me?
347
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,000
And you want me to help you?
348
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,166
That's really your pitch? [chuckles]
349
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,666
Sorry, hard pass.
350
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,458
Good job, Sig. You really sold it.
351
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,125
Well, when he puts it that way-- [sighs]
352
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,875
But we still need your help, Luke.
353
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,333
[chuckles] Forget it.
354
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,916
I've got it good here.
355
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,375
Did it ever occur to you that maybe
356
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,666
we don't want you
to put your galaxy back together?
357
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:36,583
That maybe we're happier
in this version of the galaxy?
358
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,375
Are you listening to yourself?
359
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,458
You're Luke Skywalker,
the greatest hero of all time.
360
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:46,000
No, I'm just Luke from Tatooine,
and that's all I ever wanna be.
361
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,083
[grunts, speaks alien language]
362
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:51,250
I really thought he'd help us.
363
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,791
Eh. Being a hero is easier
when you don't know the cost.
364
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,000
-So why do you do it?
-Me? [chuckles]
365
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,125
-Oh, I'm no hero.
-Of course you are.
366
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,375
You're a Jedi Knight.
367
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,333
Sig, the Force doesn't work that way.
368
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,250
The dark side is loud and obvious
369
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,750
like a big, mean Gamorrean kicking you
in the head over and over.
370
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,791
But the light side, the light side
of the Force is just a whisper
371
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,375
in the back of your mind.
372
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,625
[yelps] The whisper in my mind
is screaming right now.
373
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,041
-What the--
-Don't talk to him.
374
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,625
What are you yelling about?
375
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:23,500
-This is--
-My name is Maul.
376
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,416
Hello. It's like Paul, but with an M.
377
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,375
It's an absolute pleasure to meet you.
378
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:30,541
Don't be charming with me.
379
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,250
Sig, what is your problem?
380
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,958
My problem is this guy is trouble.
381
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:37,000
Come on, Yesi, I'll explain later.
382
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,333
Real nice, Sig.
383
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:41,041
I was trying to see if Maul
could help us contact the Rebellion.
384
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,250
In my galaxy, this guy is pure evil.
385
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,041
Sith. I don't trust him.
386
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,875
-[beeping]
-[Yesi] Oh.
387
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,791
-I don't love that.
-I told you.
388
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,250
We've got to get out of here.
389
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,333
-Servo! JB! Time to leave!
-[Servo chuckling]
390
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,833
Aw, really?
391
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:58,958
If you think we are doing initials
with each other, you are sorely mistaken.
392
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:01,666
I do not do initials.
393
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,708
Hello, there.
394
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:07,916
-Hello, there.
-Hello, there.
395
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Hello, there.
396
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,041
Maul sold us out. I knew it.
397
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,500
[Darth Rey]
I'm going to say this one time.
398
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,375
Give me the Cornerstone.
399
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,000
-[groans]
-[Jedi Bob groans]
400
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,208
Do we have to do this part?
I am not great at sabers.
401
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,083
You're very cynical for a Jedi.
402
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,583
I have been around the block.
403
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,041
I'll tell you about it sometime.
404
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,750
[chuckles, grunts]
405
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:30,791
[grunts]
406
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,708
[grunts]
407
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,208
[troopers yelling]
408
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:39,583
[groans, grunts]
409
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,541
[Darth Rey]
Your lightsaber skills are lacking.
410
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:45,041
[imitating Darth Rey]
Oh, your lightsaber skills are lacking.
411
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,208
[normal] I'm doing my best.
412
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:50,166
-[chuckles]
-[groans]
413
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,500
[Darth Rey grunting]
414
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:52,583
[groans]
415
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:56,541
I haven't killed a Jedi in years.
416
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,833
Aw, well, then I guess
I'm going to spoil your lucky day.
417
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:02,041
Oh. And how will you do that?
418
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,750
By distracting you with clever banter.
419
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:08,708
[groaning, grunting]
420
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,666
-[Darth Rey grunts, groans]
-We got her.
421
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,041
[Jedi Bob] Sig.
422
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,291
Good thinking. [chuckles]
423
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,375
You're learning.
424
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,375
-[chuckles] Who's the prisoner now, lady?
-[Darth Rey strains]
425
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,208
[whirring]
426
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:32,125
Wow. The Millennium Falcon,
it's coming to help us.
427
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,500
Well, that is extremely ominous.
428
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,000
[Yesi] Oh, Sith.
429
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:52,000
I guess in this galaxy
you can have more than two Sith at a time.
430
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,875
That's cool and terrifying.
431
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,375
[Sig] This is wild!
432
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,958
Darth Rose Tico.
433
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,250
Darth Nubs.
434
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,625
Darth Kit Fisto.
435
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,291
Darth Hammerhead--
436
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,208
I'm sorry, I don't remember your name.
437
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,583
[gasps]
438
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,875
Mesa going to hurt yousa.
439
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:18,041
[Sig] D-- D-- Darth Jar Jar?
440
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,958
[Darth Dev] It seems your beginner's luck
has run out, brother.
441
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:24,458
[chuckling] Aw. You called me brother.
442
00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:25,708
That's progress.
443
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:28,000
[scoffs] No, I-- [grunts]
444
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,250
I was mocking the absurdity of the notion.
445
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,833
[stammers] You are nothing to me. Nothing.
446
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,208
Aw. Mean.
447
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:39,833
Whatever your pathetic brother
might have been to you, I am so much more.
448
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:44,000
There is one right way
to build this galaxy, and that's my way.
449
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,083
[grunts]
450
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:48,291
With the power of the Cornerstone,
I can will my enemies away.
451
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:52,583
Deconstruct Rebel planets
and turn them into lifeless wastelands.
452
00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:55,500
Blink stars out of existence
with a thought.
453
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,000
-[Force rumbles]
-[chuckles]
454
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,333
Only my perfect order will remain.
455
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,583
-[yelps]
-Now, give it to me.
456
00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:03,083
-Sig!
-[groans]
457
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,208
[Jedi Bob] No, Dev.
458
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,500
I can't let you have the Cornerstone.
459
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:11,500
You could break apart
the fabric of the galaxy!
460
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,041
End everything!
461
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,625
Hmm.
462
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,750
Well, that's a risk
I'm more than willing to take, Jedi.
463
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,000
Destroy them.
464
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,958
[grunting]
465
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,791
This new galaxy is so messed up.
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