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Is everything ready, Schultz?

Jawohl, Kommandant.

Good.

Oh, Schultz, magnificent.

Mm, the table, yes, yes.

Oh, flowers, beautiful,

beautiful.

Schultz?

Some of the caviar is missing.

Imposs...

At 200 marks a pound,
I count every egg.

I will see to it
that this caviar

is deducted from your pay.

Ah, General Burkhalter.

Good evening, Klink.

Good evening,
General Burkhalter.

This is Fraulein
Eva, Fraulein Greta.

Don't they look charming?

Oh, yes, they look charming.

Danke, General.

Ja! Charming.

Schultz, the coats.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Good... very good, Klink.

Very inviting.

Thank you, Herr General.

Oh, and it's almost time.

Ja.

Ladies, this party is for
a very important officer.

We want him to enjoy
himself, relax, plenty of drink,

make him feel at home.

They are charming,
absolutely charming.

We've been all
through that, Klink.

He's here.

Remember, your
cooperation is essential

if you know what I mean.

Ah, Colonel Hogan, good evening.

Gentlemen. Good evening, Hogan.

I would like you to
meet our other guests.

This is Fraulein
Eva, Fraulein Greta.

Ladies.

Abend, Colonel.
Guten Abend, Colonel.

Well...

it's, uh, like a smorgasbord.

Everything looks so good.

Drinks all around, Schultz.

For us, if you don't mind.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

We have a cozy little
apartment in Hammelburg.

And the General promised us

we would be seeing more of you.

That Burkhalter is all a Kraut.

Having a good time, Hogan?

Beautiful.

They didn't promise
anything like this

at the induction center.

General Burkhalter gives
such marvelous parties.

You're a very thoughtful,
considerate, generous host.

What do you want?

I think the ladies would
like to powder their noses.

Ja, ja.

Ladies.

Schultz.

Ja? On your next trip
to the kitchen, stay there.

Powder your nose.

Jawohl.

Powder my nose?

Now, we can talk, Hogan.

You undoubtedly are
familiar with the new fighter,

the American P-51.

Yes, it's supposed to
be a pretty hot plane.

So hot in fact,

it is doing considerable
damage to the Luftwaffe.

That's good news. Prosit!

Hogan, that's in bad taste.

I guess you're right.

After all, it is your picnic.

Eventually, we
will shoot down one

and piece the wreckage together

and find out what it is

that makes this
plane so effective.

You are absolutely
right, General Burkhalter.

Thank you.

But that might take some time

and we need the P-51, now.

You need the P-51 now?

I want you to go to England,

steal one of the planes,
and fly it back to us.

Is that all you want?

You didn't have to give
me a good meal just for that.

Excellent, Hogan, excellent.

I would have said, "Drop
dead" on an empty stomach.

You're kidding, right?

A little Teutonic humor to go
with the wine and the rich food?

We are prepared
to pay you $1 million

and safe conduct to Switzerland

for a P-51 delivered here.

You guys really mean it.

$1 million.

Stop saying it.

You'll activate my hay fever.

Colonel Hogan?

You just don't walk into
an American Air Force base

and steal a plane.

I mean, they count
those things every night.

I am convinced you can do it.

Suppose I get to England
and decide to stay there?

A Luftwaffe officer

will accompany you
posing as an American.

Suppose I have him arrested?

Your men will be
executed as hostages.

You think of everything.

We try.

It can't be done.

You would have plenty of help.

Help?

We have a very
efficient organization

operating in England.

Espionage.

Correct.

The man who goes with you

will know how to contact them.

Well, I had a very nice time
at your party, gentlemen.

Think it over, Hogan.

Forget it. Not interested.

The champagne and the girls

will be here
tomorrow night, too.

No, thanks.

I'll just stay in my motel on
the other side of the tracks.

Good night, gentlemen.

What if you go to England
and you don't come back?

They hold you guys as hostages.

I don't show up...

Bang, bang, you all fall down.

Ask a terrible question,
you get a terrible answer.

A million bucks, though.

The way those
Krauts spend money.

The war is way over budget now.

For a quick minute there,
it was mighty tempting.

Well, it's been an
expensive evening.

I think I'll hit the sack.

How can you sleep
after a decision like that?

I'll count P-51s jumping
over a villa in Switzerland.

See you in the morning, Colonel.

Good night, sir.

Good night.

Good night, Carter.

Good night.

Good night.

A million bucks
is a lot of dough.

Yeah, no bloody tax on it.

I tell you one thing: I
think he was tempted.

No, not Colonel Hogan.

For a lump of money
like that, anybody might.

Anybody.

Everybody up.

What, what is it?

Carter, the door.

There's one little detail
I forgot to mention.

It's a million dollars
plus ten cents a mile.

Burkhalter was so sure
of me, he tipped his hand.

The Krauts have a spy
organization in England.

No. Oh, you're kidding.

No wonder the war
is taking so long.

The man they send with me

will know how to get in
touch with that organization

in case we need help.

How does that change anything?

If he knows, I can find out.

And if I can find out,

counterintelligence
can break it up.

Sir, let's see if we
can't sort this out.

Don't bother.

I've made up my mind:

I'm going to England
to steal that plane.

Colonel, are you sure
you're doing the right thing?

Carter, you dare to question
a man with $1 million...

in cash?

Not in cash.

Hogan.

Time to buy more tickets, sir?

We must talk.

Can't we talk and dance?

The party's over, Hogan.

I was just getting warmed up.

I will transfer you to a place
where you will cool down.

Out!

Jawohl, Kommandant.

Ladies, please.

All right, Hogan.

You have changed your mind.

Why?

A million reasons, General.

All cash.

Of course, that
would interest you.

I will show you our good faith.

$1 million,

Hogan.

That's a heap of
good faith, partner.

How exciting.

Klink! Look, but don't touch.

Spread it on the floor, General.

I'd like to wade
through it barefoot.

You are ready then, Hogan?

Ready, General.

Good, you will leave at once.

We will take you
to a channel port.

A boat will be provided.

You will cross to England

and report you have
escaped from Stalag 13.

Who's going to accompany me?

A Luftwaffe officer.

He'll have to know
something about Stalag 13.

They'll interrogate us.

Exactly!

That's why I've
chosen Colonel Klink.

Me?

General, you didn't
mention anything

about this being
a suicide mission.

He knows Stalag 13,
he speaks English...

He'll have to
have a cover story.

Sometime ago,

an American flying officer,
Major Davis, was shot down.

His death has not yet been
reported to the Red Cross.

That will be Major Davis?

Yes.

We have papers, identity cards,

and he's about the
same size as the Major.

He'll have to know who
to contact in England

if we need help.

I will brief him on
that, personally.

There are details, General.

What landing field to use,

radio identification, if
we do get the plane.

That will be all taken
care of before you leave.

Good luck, gentlemen.

Thank you, General Burkhalter.

Well, Colonel Hogan,

we are off to a
glorious adventure.

Please stand at attention

when you address
a superior officer.

"To Colonel Forbes,
London Headquarters.

"Expect to arrive
England next three days.

"Special mission;
will need assistance.

Please wait for my contact."

Send it right away, Baker.

Use the special emergency code.

Can't take chances
with this one.

Will do.

Colonel? Mm-hmm?

You're not giving
them much information.

On purpose.

We're going to be interrogated

by desk officers and clerks.

I don't want anybody
to get nervous

and alert Klink.

Right.

I'll read your statement
to you gentlemen.

You tell me if we've
got it down correctly.

"Statement of
Colonel Robert Hogan

"and Major William
Davis, U.S. Army Air Corps.

"Subject: Escape from
Luft Stalag 13 as follows:

"We made our
escape from Stalag 13

"by constructing a tunnel
under the perimeter wire

"to the woods outside the camp.

"Using forged papers
and travel permits,

"disguised as German civilians,

"we traveled across
Germany to the city of Ostenda.

"We passed through several
checkpoints successfully,

"and survived every
challenge, because Major Davis,

one of the undersigned,
speaks fluent German."

Is that true, Major?

Oh, ja, ja.

You could pass for
a Kraut anytime, sir.

Anytime.

Now, where were we?

Oh, yes.

"In Ostenda, we were
able to make contact

"with an underground group

"that smuggled us
aboard a fishing trawler,

"which then crossed the
channel with us aboard

on the night of the 16th."

They're in that
compartment, sir.

I can handle it from
here, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir.

If you need any further
assistance, Colonel Forbes,

just give us the word.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

"And we were immediately
challenged by..."

Ten hut!

As you were, gentlemen.

Who are these officers?

Colonel Robert Hogan,
Major William Davis.

Escaped from a Luft Stalag,
just getting their statement.

Good, carry on.

Glad to have you
back, gentlemen.

As soon as you reach London,

you'll be assigned to
an air base for a few days

while we process your statement.

Provide them with a
uniform as soon as possible.

If there's anything you want...

I could use a little
sleep, a nice long sleep.

We'll be through in
just a few minutes, sir.

Good.

You've done a fine job.

Thank you, thank you.

Major Davis speaks
German like a real Kraut.

Oh, ja, ja, ja.

Really.

Yeah, well, none
of us are perfect.

I think we've done
very well, Hogan.

We have fooled them completely.

The bit with the
monocle was a big help.

You almost blew
the whole operation.

And my million dollars with it.

They don't suspect anything.

You Americans have
a very sloppy security.

True.

And we're gonna march
right into Berlin sloppy.

Hogan, if I were you I
wouldn't be so nasty.

You're still an American
prisoner of war. Shh.

I miss my bedtime cup of cocoa.

What a shame. Why
don't you call room service?

You'll get the biggest
laugh of the war.

Good night, Charlie.
See you tomorrow.

Uh, sorry, gentlemen,
wrong room.

Hi. Got quite a load on there.

Hey... feeling absolutely
no pain whatsoever.

You know why?

I just finished my 50th mission,

and you know what that means...

rotation, going home.

Congratulations.

It's New Year's
Eve, pal. Mm-hmm.

Hey, how about you
and the bald guy...

having-having a blast with me?

What do you say?
What do you say?

I would really prefer
a cup of cocoa.

Hey.

Hogan!

I will not drink
whiskey at this hour.

Play along, don't make waves.

One nice thing about a war, men,

it feels so good
when it stops. Yeah.

Sir. Thanks.

Danke, danke.

Uh, uh,

Happy landing... buddy!

Even in my
condition, that's corny.

He's really in the Luftwaffe.

Hey, funny, funny.

To Baron von Richthofen
and his flying circus.

Baron von Richthofen.

Mmm. That's not
bad, not bad at all.

A little strong.

You know, I don't
usually drink at bedtime.

I...

He really wanted cocoa.

He'll be out for
at least 12 hours.

Lieutenant Mills, sir.

Quite a bartender.

Yeah. Brass is waiting, Colonel.

Okay, let's go.

Good night, Baron.

Go on, Hogan.

Well, my purpose,
sir, was to get a line

on their espionage
organization here.

Hmm. Jolly good scheme, I'd say.

Without killing off our Stalag
13 operation and the men.

What about it, Forbes?

If we can identify
one of them, General,

we could probably
crack the whole ring.

I can assure you we will
cooperate to the fullest.

You have a plan,
Hogan? Yes, sir.

Klink won't tell me the
name of his contact,

but he might lead me to him.

That could take a
bit of doing, Colonel.

If Klink and I need help
in stealing that P-51,

he'll have no choice.

Do I have your
approval, General?

By all means. Carry on.

All right, Colonel, tomorrow
when we leave the base,

I want you to put a tail on us.

Understood, will do.

And tomorrow night,
we'll steal that plane

and fly it back to Germany.

We can arrange
the plane, Colonel.

I'm not thrilled about
handing the Krauts a P-51.

We won't have to, General.

We may be able to break
up their spy organization

and give them nothing in return.

So these are the P-51s, huh?

Mm-hmm.

We didn't see them
when we arrived.

Must have been
in the hangar, sir.

Hogan, we're in luck.

We can go out there
tonight and help ourselves.

Sure, and after the
sentries shoot us,

we can help ourselves
to the base hospital.

How'd you ever
get to be a colonel?

Oh, my brother's
wife... Not interested.

What we need is
help, a diversion.

Of course, something
to keep them busy.

What about your
organization here?

Oh, I have the
address in London.

All right, I'll get us a pass,
we'll go up there tonight

and set the job for
tomorrow night. Ja.

Mm.

Beautiful planes. Mm-hmm.

No wonder we want one.

They look like a
million bucks to me, sir.

Now, you understand, what
we need, Herr Schindler?

Please...

if you don't mind,

refer to me as Brewster.

And, of course, you refer
to me as Major Davis.

And just call me anxious.

Now, come on, can
we get on with it?

Now, we have
agents, civilian workers,

planted in the R.A.F.
Fighter Control Headquarters.

Could they arrange a scramble
order at the base we're at?

It's Fieldstone.

Ah, let's see.

Yes, our people can
handle Fieldstone.

All right, tell them to
call a scramble order

for tomorrow night, 2100 hours.

2100 hours, right.

Radio General Burkhalter,
tell him to get in touch

with all anti-aircraft units
and Luftwaffe fighter stations,

tell 'em to leave us alone.

Yes, I'll do that.

All right.

The rest is up to us.

Ja, ja.

This water is not as
soft as ours in Germany,

I can tell you that.

Take your shower,
will you, sir? Mm.

Morning, Hogan.

Morning, Colonel.

We've got Brewster
tagged... Real name Schindler.

German national. He'll
hang when we're ready.

Nice work.

He's leading us
to lots of people.

You should leave him
alone till we're gone.

Don't worry.

What about the plane?

Ready tonight on the line.

Look for fighter 108.

We'll need flying suits.

In the laundry hamper this
afternoon, and two chutes.

Tell Klink I stole them.

Right. Good luck.

I'll need it.

Put your arm up.

And get your hand off of there.

Everything according
to plan. Good, good.

This is Colonel Forbes.

Fighter 108 is cleared
for takeoff at north runway.

Special mission.

Repeat, special mission.

Where are we, Commandant?

I make it, uh, five
minutes at present speed.

Turn to heading 251,
then start descent.

Watch for runway lights.

Got it.

I hope you know
what you're doing.

I assure you it's all right.

If we hear a splash,
you're a lousy navigator.

Hogan, we have made it.

You've got your millions.

What are you going to
do with all that money?

I've been too busy stealing
planes to think about it.

Would you be interested
in a business proposition?

The war can't last forever.

What do you got in mind...

A chain of Happy Hun
hamburger stands?

I've got some connections
in the armament industry.

It would take about 200,000
marks to get it started.

Okay, when I get my
million, I'll loan you 200,000.

Hogan, I'm touched.

At ten percent interest?

You bet you're
going to be touched.

What is it?

Forget the loan.

We're out of gas.

We're losing altitude!

Well, I'm sorry.

Nothing we can do about it.

Watch your head, Commandant.

What are you doing, Hogan?!

I don't know about you,
but I'm taking a dive!

Try to land!

With a dead engine?

Forget it!

We can't give up now!

Like I always say,
easy come, easy go!

Get out! Ah!

Hogan! What?!

I can't jump!

Okay, we'll stick together, pal!

Hogan!

And then your beloved
Kommandant Klink bailed out,

followed by me.

What happened to the plane?

It crashed about eight
miles from Heimelberg.

They'll put it
together and study it.

Good luck to 'em.

It had a captured
Messerschmitt engine

and a P-51 frame.

Naughty, naughty!

I hear nothing, nothing!

They would not have given
you the money anyway...

Not for that.

Ah, who needs a million dollars?

It's just a lot of trouble.

You call that trouble?

You're balmy, sir.

I know what I would do with it.

Oh, really?

Just give me the chance.

Switzerland, the Riviera,

Monte Carlo,

hot and cold champagne,

Wiener schnitzel for breakfast!

Who are you
dancing with, Schultz?

With the money... what else?