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Hello, Jolly Roger calling
Papa Bear, do you read me?

Package is in sight, stand by.

All right, Jolly Roger.

We're ready. Stand by.

Now!

Now!

Bull's-eye.

Let's pack up and
get out of here.

We earned our money for tonight.

Yeah, just not tonight.

This is the second
big job this week.

We've been busy as beavers.

We ought to get
something extra for this job.

Yeah, wait till Christmas.

I'll get you a nice set of
Kraut trains to blow up.

Let's go.

The small arms
factory at Heinsdorf,

the bridge at Shorsteinhorf,

dynamite planted
at a munitions dump.

Hello?

Hello, Major Hochstetter here.

Ja.

Continue the patrols.

Question the local people.

Ja, and Berger?

Request reinforcements
from Dusseldorf.

Sign my name. Good.

Now, Klink, last night,
not too far from here,

a convoy was blown up,
almost totally destroyed.

These lines are
drawn from the points

where the sabotage
has taken place.

Now, Klink, where
do these lines cross?

Stalag 13.

How do you explain this, Klink?

Well, we are centrally located.

So is the Russian
Front, I promise you.

Hello?

Sergeant Schultz, speaking.

Uh-huh.

Oh, uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

It's for you, Major.

The radio detection truck
has arrived in Hammelburg.

Hello, Major Hochstetter here.

Ja, good.

Begin patrolling at once.

Dusseldorf to Hammelburg.

Ja. Good. Carry on.

Is there anything here that
interests you, Sergeant?

The lines make a wheel.

You draw very nicely, Major.

Danke.

He is not adding
anything to this meeting.

Except weight.

Major Hochstetter,

are you suggesting
that Stalag 13

has any relationship
to this sabotage, huh?

At last, a little
daylight filters through.

Shall I raise the blinds?

If there is a
relationship, Klink,

we intend to find it.

I must say the Gestapo

is certainly throwing
itself into this.

Ja, and if we find anything,

the Gestapo will
throw itself at you.

They will take drastic action.

Guten Tag.

He forgot to say "Heil Hitler."

Hochstetter really
means business.

We're gonna have
to lay low for a while,

and I mean really low.

No sabotage activity and
keep radio to a minimum.

What about the train job?

Yeah, you told the underground

we'd do it next week, sir.

Colonel, that munitions
train is on a regular schedule.

Dusseldorf, Berlin,
the Eastern Front.

Yeah, and that could
change anytime.

Yeah, there's nothing
we can do about it.

That's just the kind of activity

the Krauts will
be on the alert for.

Oh, we can handle it.

I got my chargers all set, sir.

Forget it.

My first responsibility is
the protection of this unit.

The colonel's right.

In a way, we are his family.

Oh, I'm in a lot of trouble.

Captain James Martin,
U.S. Army Air Force.

Colonel Robert Hogan,
Senior P.O.W. Officer.

Colonel. At ease, Captain.

We try to maintain an
informal atmosphere

here at the enchanted castle.

Thank you, sir.

It seems to go with the
beautiful surroundings.

A very nice guy.

Shut up.

Captain Martin has been assigned

to these barracks, ordered
by the Commandant.

You thought you'd
never live in a zoo.

Hogan!

Now, Captain,

there has never been
a successful escape

from Stalag 13.

And there never will be.

A word to the wise.

I hope you all live
happily ever after.

They sure know
how to make a fella

feel right at home, don't they?

This is Carter.

Hi.

Baker. How are you?

And LeBeau.

Sorry, Captain. A pleasure.

I'll try to make you
comfortable, Captain.

The bar stays
open until midnight,

and we usually have
clam chowder on Fridays.

What outfit were you with?

395th Bomber Squadron.

Had to bail out over Dusseldorf,

both inboard engines hit.

The Krauts are shooting better.

What happened to
the rest of your crew?

Couldn't find them.

Some farmer grabbed
me and here I am.

395th Bomb Squadron.

The Happy Hawks.

That's the 19th.

We're the Crazy Kangaroos.

Oh, yeah, yeah,
that's right, yeah.

Did you see a rainbow?

Yes, and the color
green was missing.

Green is the word
this week, Colonel.

You understand
we have to do this?

Yes, sir, I understand.

We were briefed on what
to do in case of capture.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, you can room in with me.

LeBeau, take him to my
cell and show him around.

Oui, Colonel. Right
this way, Captain.

What do you think, Colonel?

I'm not sure.

Looks okay to me.

How much do we tell him, sir?

Nothing yet. He learns
nothing of our operation.

Radio London, have them
give us a rundown on him.

Right, sir.

Give him a routine check,
turn him upside down,

shake him a little.

And don't ask him any
of those corny questions

about Ty Cobb's batting average.

That's the first thing
they learn at spy school.

The war's okay, but I sure
would like to get back home.

Yeah, so would I.

Yeah, I sure would like to
be home on Saturday night,

walk down Main Street,
see all the people.

Go in the drugstore and
put my old quarter down

on the old counter
and get a bottle of pop.

Pop's a dime.

Yeah, I-I-I seem
to have forgotten.

There's so much I
seem to have forgotten

since I left Grand Rapids.

Grand Rapids, is
that where you lived?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's the prettiest
little town in Illinois.

Grand Rapids is in Michigan,

and it's not what
you'd call a little town.

I guess I've been away
longer than I remember.

Got any more questions?

Well, I had some
written... forget it.

I-I don't really live
in Grand Rapids.

Captain...

Yeah?

What do you think of Ty Cobb?

You want to know
his batting average?

Hi.

What?

I asked you for a
match in German.

Oh, it's all right.
I don't smoke.

His clothes are okay,
sir, nothing hidden.

No phony labels.

I spoke German to him, Colonel.

He didn't understand.

He knows that Grand
Rapids is in Michigan

and that it's a pretty
good sized town.

Yeah, and London
checked him out.

There is a Captain Martin
in the 395th Bomb Squadron.

Description fits, sir.

395th bomb Dusseldorf?

Yes, sir.

Martin's plane didn't
return from the mission.

Well, you all feel
he can be trusted?

Well, there's nothing
wrong with him.

Absolutely.

Well, if that's the vote,
let's tell him the truth.

That's our dark room in there.

We have a chemistry
lab, a printing press,

pretty good forging equipment.

That, of course,
is our radio room.

You guys could
win the war alone.

We almost have
a couple of times.

Klink and the guards

have never tumbled
to any of this?

You heard him say
there's never been

a successful escape
from Stalag 13.

We don't allow escapes.

And that keeps him happy.

Oh, he takes it all very big.

Commandant of the toughest
P.O.W. camp in all of Germany?

Yep, he expects his
General stripes any minute.

Klink must be an idiot.

Oh, he has his good
points if you look for them.

Of course, that
could take a lifetime.

Colonel.

Yeah?

There's a message
from the underground, sir.

The munitions train?

Yeah, uh, Carl's
asking for a meeting.

Set it up for tomorrow night.

Have Carter and LeBeau bring
him in through the emergency tunnel.

Will do.

Yeah, the Krauts have been
running a munitions train,

Berlin to Dusseldorf and
points East at a regular time.

The underground
wants to blow it up

before they change the schedule.

Did you say emergency tunnel?

Yeah, that's part of our system.

We have an emergency
tunnel, a tunnel out of camp,

a tunnel to the cooler and
a tunnel to Klink's quarters.

That's fantastic.

Someday we'll steal a train,
we've got ourselves a subway.

The ideal spot would be here.

There is a hill and the train

picks up speed and
is going too fast to stop

even if they should see
something on the tracks.

I think we ought
to use contact fuses

for this job, Colonel.

As I said, we're going
to lay low for a while.

There's a Gestapo
agent under every rock

in this part of Germany.

They've even got men patrolling

this little country
club of ours.

Colonel, we might
not get another chance.

Yeah, especially if they change

the train schedule, sir.

Carl, what's the distance

between here and
the blowup point?

Can't be any more
than ten miles.

Nearest road?

About a half mile.

The train passes here at
approximately 2200 hours.

A minute or two, either way.

What's the plan, Colonel?

Well, if we plant contact fuses

as you suggested,

we could put the explosives in
there an hour or two in advance.

We could be back here
when the fireworks start.

Right, minimum
danger from patrols.

All right, Carter.

You, LeBeau and Newkirk
take care of the charges.

Baker, you stay with the car.

I'll handle the guard duty.

Colonel, we'd be
very happy to...

No, no, no, please.

You and your people
have to stay out of this

in case you're being watched.

Everybody clear?

Right. Right, sir.

Okay, we move on Wednesday.

Colonel, could you use
another man for cover?

I mean, just in case?

You can ride shotgun
with me if you like.

Well, thanks.

Don't thank me, it's your life.

Spend it any way you like.

Ow!

You stepped on my foot.

I'm sorry, Captain.

You tub of lard.

Arrest that man!

Bring him to my office.

You dare lay a hand on
a soldier of Third Reich?

He stepped on my foot.

I lost control.

Now you're an officer and you're
not supposed to lose control.

I am an officer and
I never lose control.

It is against the
rules of this camp

and the Geneva Prisoner
of War Convention,

for any prisoner to
attack a German soldier.

I didn't attack, sir.

What are you doing?

Standing at attention, sir.

You are?

Yes.

I wonder if I might
stand at ease?

Yes.

Stand at ease.

Colonel, I realize
that what I did

was a serious
breach of discipline.

I hope the fact that I
have just arrived here

will influence your judgment.

Yes.

Now, uh, here is my judgment.

It is a serious breach
of discipline, as you say.

But at least you're not
defending your action.

Far from it, Colonel.

Now, under ordinary
circumstances,

your offense would warrant
at least one week in the cooler.

Yes, sir, I realize that.

But because of your attitude,

I shall let you off with
just a warning this time.

Thank you, sir.

However,

in the future.

If there is a repetition, the
punishment will be doubled.

I understand, sir,
and I appreciate that.

Dismissed.

Boy, he really
buttered Klink up.

The only way to handle
him in a case like that.

That captain's a smart guy.

Yeah.

Smart enough to beat the rap.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Almost too smart for a new man.

Yes, Major Hochstetter.

He obviously created a situation
so he could talk to me alone.

So he wrote me this note.

"I am Captain Siphord.

"Gestapo on special assignment,

"writing so prisoners in
outer office cannot hear.

Call Major H."

That's you, Major Hochstetter.

What?

You're welcome, sir.

"Tell him he must be
here Wednesday, urgent.

Signed, Siphord."

What is this all about, Major?

None of my business?

You plant one of
your spies in my camp,

and it's none of my business?

Oh, well, I just
thought I'd ask.

We need something
from Klink's office.

Well, tomorrow is cleaning day.

Make it today.

Get me a list of recent
transfers out of camp.

Can you get it?

Oui, Colonel.

I know where it's kept. But why?

Just curious, that's all.

But, uh, get it for sure, huh?

Oui, for sure.

Colonel?

What happens if
they have a roll call

while we're on the mission?

We'll start a fire in Barracks
Three as a diversion.

That'll give us cover
until we get back.

That's a good idea.

Is there anything I can
do in the meantime?

Oh, just go back to the
barracks and rest awhile.

Right.

Okay, fellas.

I got news for you.

Our friend Captain
Martin is a phony.

Oh, you're kidding?

Worse than a phony,
he's probably a Kraut.

But London checked him out, sir.

We did as well.

Not enough.

I had a feeling about this guy

from the very beginning.

What'd he do, Colonel?

Nothing yet,

except the greatest
acting job in the war.

He's an agent.

Either a German

or one of our boys gone bad.

Wow.

You know that list of transfers

out of camp you got for me?

Yeah? There was a sergeant

from the 395th Bomb Squadron.

That's Martin's outfit. Right.

Transfer the sergeant so
he can't blow the whistle.

And another thing...
Would Klink let him off

without punishment
for pushing Schultz?

Not a chance. Yeah.

And another little detail...

What, there's more?

I walked past one of
Hochstetter's watch dogs.

He stared at me.

The Gestapo never
salute an enemy officer.

Then Martin walked by.

He came to attention,

saluting one of
his own... by habit.

He knows about
the train job, sir.

And everything else.

Do we scrub it?

Nope, but our
friend Herr Captain,

won't be riding shotgun with us.

You're crazy, Colonel.

Sure. CARTER:
All done here, sir.

I wouldn't try to get
loose if I were you.

All right, Carter.

See, the more you struggle,

the tighter they get.

You see, I-I took a
course in ropes and knots.

Carter...

Where's Captain Martin?

The real Captain Martin?

Colonel, I told you,
I am Captain Martin.

They're going to ask
you the same question

when you get to England.

Martin must be dead
or captured, Colonel.

And you took his place.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

All right, they'll
find out in London.

And if he's been captured,

he'd better be
alive, for your sake.

Keep him on ice, huh?

Let's go.

LeBeau, we'll
take him out with us

when we do the train job.

Oui, Colonel.

Tell Baker to notify
the underground.

They'll have to hide him until
he can be moved to London.

Right. And, uh... we need
part of his uniform scorched,

as though he's been
caught in a fire, an explosion.

I'll take care of
it, Colonel. Good.

♪ ♪

Yes, Major, I shall
send for him at once.

Klink, on what excuse?

If the other prisoners
get suspicious

of my Captain Martin, I
could lose him this quickly.

But he may not know
that you are here.

I am sure he has been watching.

He will get away when he can.

All I can do is wait.

Major Hochstetter, the next time

you plant an undercover
agent in Stalag 13,

I wish you would let me know.

Ja, next time.

After all, I'm only the
commandant here.

This you can say again.

I could be very upset about this

if we both weren't working
for the same cause.

Same cause?

I am trying to win the war.

What are you doing?

Here he comes.

Okay.

Oh, hi, Schultz.

You wanted to see me, Colonel?

No. Oh, I think Captain
Martin wanted to see you.

I think he wants to apologize

for pushing you, you know?

Aw, that's very nice.

Colonel Hogan,
Captain Martin isn't here.

That's funny; he was
in there a little while ago.

Nobody's allowed to
leave the barracks at night,

and he should know that!

You seen him?

No. Have you seen him?

No. Have you seen him?

No. Have you seen him?

No. Have you seen him?

No. Please!

I am the one who found
out that he was missing.

Missing?

Jawohl, Major.

I went to the barracks
to make a spot check

to be sure that the
prisoners are on their toes.

He was gone.

Search the camp at once.

Schultz has already
done that, sir.

He is nowhere to be found.

Impossible.

He seemed so happy here.

I don't understand.

Why would Captain Si...?

Why would Captain Martin escape?

How could he do this to me?

I knew he was unreliable
the moment he pushed me.

What? When did this happen?

Ja. Ja, I will be there
as soon as possible.

A munitions train sabotaged...

not ten miles from here.

My goodness.

It's terrible.

Completely destroyed?

Completely.

And a hundred yards of
important track torn up.

And possibly my
career destroyed, too.

What a shame.

He forgot to say
"Heil Hitler" again.

Imagine, Hochstetter ruined...
and a whole train blown up.

Well, Commandant, try
to look at the bright side.

I mean...

at least it hasn't been
a wasted evening.

Found it on the track.

Then he was there.

Ja. Captain Siphord
must have discovered

the sabotage plan
and left the camp

to try to arrest the criminals.

And he was caught
in the explosion.

Ja, a hero... but too eager.

Maybe he wanted credit

for capturing those
saboteurs on his own.

An interesting idea.

I will mention that to Berlin.

Oh, Klink, we are in
the same boat now.

I did not catch my saboteurs,

and you have your first escape.

Ha! That does not bother me.

He was not
officially a prisoner.

Then why is your
monocle sweating?

Major.

You wanted to see
me, Commandant?

Yes, Hogan.

Unfortunately, we've
had our first escape

from Stalag 13.

Oh... let me offer my
deepest sympathy.

Save it for yourself.

I'm holding you
responsible, Hogan,

and as punishment,
all electricity

will be turned
off, and all rations

will be cut in half.

Can't really blame you, sir.

It does spoil your
perfect record.

Fortunately, officially,

I do not consider
this an escape.

Well, I will have to
report it to the Red Cross.

That does not concern me.

And it'll get to Berlin, sir.

Maybe I was a little
hasty about the electricity.

A little hasty about
the rations, too.

All right, all electricity
and rations to be restored.

Colonel, your
secret's safe with me.

Hogan!

If there ever is an
escape, I hope it's you.

Colonel, I'd never
spoil your record.

Dismissed.