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A record of everything
we've purchased

for our little hotel here,
household supplies...

Uh-huh.

Spent a great deal of
money on food, I see.

Oh, yes, quite a bit.

We are Luft Stalag, Herr Major.

We do not believe in starvation.

Ah, so I see.

I-I'm on a diet, Major.

Oh, yes, Sergeant Schultz eats

only three meals a day
like all the rest of the men.

But every meal seems to
go right into the next meal,

if you know what I mean... sir.

Coffee, Colonel Hogan?

No thanks, Fraulein.

Junior doesn't like the idea.

They get upset
when people relax.

Very neat, very efficient.

Now, Major, you
have arrived here

with a fully-armed commando.

You've inspected the books.

You've asked questions.

What is it you want?

Herr Colonel, it is not a
question of what I want.

It's what I've got.

What have you got?

Call the senior
prisoner officer in here.

This concerns him, as well.

Call in Colonel Hogan.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Colonel Hogan, come in, bitte.

Colonel Hogan,

Major Strauss, Gestapo.

Major?

Colonel Hogan.

Major Strauss has
something to say

that concerns all of us.

Are you surrendering to me?

I should've worn my dress blues.

Insolence!

I'm sure that we can change

the colonel's attitude.

We?

Yes. From today on,

the Gestapo will
take over Stalag 13...

Prisoners, equipment

and bookkeeping.

You and your
sergeant will stay on

for a few weeks as advisors,

then all Luftwaffe personnel

will be transferred, reassigned.

Reassigned? Where?

I'll give you a hint:

It's big, cold, east of here,

and there are a lot
of people named Ivan

shooting at you all the time.

Major Strauss, where
are your orders, huh,

and by whose authority?

General Mueller, Gestapo.

We'll see about this.

Fraulein Hilda, get
me General Burkhalter

in Berlin... priority call.

Besides being head of the
Luft Stalag administration,

he also happens to be
a personal friend of mine.

I'm impressed.

Oh, General Burkhalter?

Colonel Klink
speaking. Heil Hitler.

There's a Major Strauss here

attempting to take
over Stalag 13.

His men are in the compound.

He's been going
through our records and...

Major Strauss, yes. Gestapo.

And when I...

Hello?

Hello?

How could a man talk
to me for three minutes

and then say, "Wrong number"?

Nothing like a personal friend

when you need one.

So the Gestapo takes over.

So what?

Why are we getting
all bent out of shape?

We're not exactly talking

about a troop of Cub Scouts.

But we are an old,
established company.

And they're trained killers.

Shoot first, ask
questions later.

We managed to get the
Luftwaffe housebroken.

No reason we can't do the
same thing with the Gestapo.

That's your opinion, not mine.

What happens to us

if Klink and Schultz
are transferred, huh?

We're finished.

Colonel, what do they want
with this old rattrap anyway?

Robbery. They cheat
on camp supplies,

organize a black market,

move in on the local merchants.

Happens wherever they take over.

Let them steal.
They don't worry us.

Anybody else want to
stick his head in the sand,

leave his backside

sticking out to be kicked?

No reason to get
so upset, Colonel.

I say there is.

They're going to tighten
security... so are we.

No radio for a while, and
nobody use the tunnels.

We got to make sure
they don't find 'em.

Never saw it before.

All right, who's the wise guy

been digging tunnels
without permission?

Don't know
anything about it, sir.

It must be left over
from World War I.

I don't believe it.

Maybe it was the
war before that war.

Now, let's see.

When was that war?

All right, I want the
men responsible for this

to take one step forward.

Sorry. Must be an old tunnel.

Hogan, you are
the senior officer

responsible for discipline.

This is your failure.

You may have a week in
the cooler to think about it.

A week?

You're too good to me, Major.

Take him away.

Nothing to worry about, right?

Right.

We'd forgotten, Colonel.

That tunnel was
closed off a year ago.

We got to keep better records.

Anybody digs a
tunnel from now on,

they make a note,
and that's an order.

Right. This Stroganoff's
delicious, LeBeau.

Thank you, mon colonel.

I've been thinking
about our problem.

We can't cope with the Gestapo.

Got to get rid of 'em.

All right, then.

Get rid of the Gestapo?

No more wine for this table.

I got an idea,
and it might work.

When you get
back to the barracks,

have Baker plug into
Major Strauss' phone line.

Oui, mon colonel.

General Mueller is
Strauss' boss in Berlin.

He's bound to call.

I want a recording
of Mueller's voice.

Recording? HOGAN: Right.

I want Newkirk
to listen, practice

and imitate it. Got it?

Understood, mon colonel.
I will give him your orders,

but I think... Hold it...
someone's coming.

Back in the tunnel.

Here you go.

Hi, Schultz. Come on in.

Danke.

Eh, what do you got there?

Been digging for worms again?

This is your supper.

This is what the Gestapo
gives to prisoners now.

I was right the first time.

Well... I'll leave it here.

Yeah. Maybe your
appetite will come back.

How are things in
the outside world?

How's the commandant? Depressed?

Oh, he sits in his
quarters all day long.

Frankly, it's a shame

they had the Gestapo come
and take over Stalag 13.

Yeah, I was just
getting used to the place.

Nothing can be
done about it, I guess.

Well, I had a few ideas,

but it's kind of tough
to think straight in here.

Maybe the commandant
can get you released?

Impossible. Forget it.

No, Schultz.

All I'd like is to be
out of here in time

to wave good-bye when
they take you two away.

Please don't talk like this.

I'll have Commandant
Klink talk with Major Strauss.

Now...

I have to go.

Yeah, but drop in
anytime, Schultz.

Danke.

Bon appétit.

Schultz, don't bring
me any dessert.

Mm?

Jolly joker.

What about this?

Run it under the rafter.

It's not going to
be used anyway.

Right.

Oh, we got this
recording yesterday, sir.

The second voice
is General Mueller.

Well, let's hear it.

General Mueller, this
is Strauss speaking.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler.

We have taken over
Stalag 13, Herr General,

according to plan.

Good. You will get rid

of the Luftwaffe administration
as quickly as possible.

Then you know what to do.

Understood, Herr General.

Now you've heard him,
sir. Now listen to me.

He's been practicing.

He's got it down real great.

How 'bout this, sir?

An excellent report,
Major Strauss.

You will be promoted for this

and be given a decoration,

possibly the purple
wiener schnitzel

with poached egg cluster.

What do you think, Colonel?

So good you scared me to death.

Well, I've got a lot
of work to do on it yet,

but I'll get it, sir.
Work on it, huh?

Right.

Major Strauss...

Hey, wait till you hear
Newkirk imitate General Mueller.

Boy, he could fool me.

Doesn't require too
much talent for that.

It's all set, Colonel.
It's in place.

Good. Klink should
be here any minute.

Shh...

Schultz, where's Klink?

He sent me ahead to
make sure the coast is clear.

No Gestapo?

Nobody here but us chickens.

Close the door.

Atten-hut!

Never mind the
formalities. At ease.

Don't worry, nobody
recognized you, sir.

We even had
trouble, right, fellas?

Right.

Who is he?

Commandant...

thank you for getting
me out of the cooler.

Believe me, for the first time,

I had to use all my
intelligence and craftiness.

Yeah, well, I got out anyway.

Now, Hogan, for the first time,

we have a common purpose.

Uh-huh.

And I think I
speak for all of us

when I say... we
love this place.

Oh, we want to
keep it, right, fellas?

Right. Certainly, sir.

Now, Hogan, I am willing

to cooperate with you
for our common purpose,

but I want it
clearly understood,

once we get rid of the Gestapo,

we will return to the
same rigid discipline

that I'm famous for. Absolutely.

We wouldn't have it any
other way, right, fellas?

Right, sir, right. Sure,
we understand that.

Now, first, we must consider

the alternatives
that are open to us.

A micropho...

How are you feeling
these days, Commandant?

Very good, thank you.

Anything new at the office?

Not a great deal.

Why don't we get together
and do this more...?

They must have the
whole place bugged by now.

Yeah. Can't make
any plans here, sir.

I knew it was hopeless.

No, no, not necessarily, sir.

Uh, if, uh, we went
into town, maybe,

in, uh, some public place,
wouldn't be any danger.

Town? Are you crazy? Well, all
you got to do is tell Major Strauss

I need some dental work, you're
taking me to the dentist in Hammelburg.

Shultz goes along as a guard.

Impossible. Too risky.

Okay. You want to chicken out,

run the risk of losing all this.

All right, I'll try to
arrange it for tomorrow.

So far, we've got a chance.

Baker, get in touch with
our underground contact.

Tell him I want to see Otto at
the haufbrau tomorrow night.

Right, Colonel.

Now...

we have to find some
kind of distraction

for Klink and Schultz.

Distraction, Colonel?

Yeah, something
to keep 'em busy.

What would do it?

HOGAN/BAKER/LeBEAU: Girls!

Girls. That never
would've occurred to me.

Yeah, Carter, we know.

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Ooh.

Oh, I didn't have such fun

since the strudel
festival in Munich.

We came here to talk business.

We'll get around
to it, Commandant.

Ja, Colonel.

Let's have fun,
and then we talk.

Are you really a Colonel?

Of course, my dear...
Isn't that quite obvious?

But hard to believe, huh?

Schultz!

I-I I mean, y-you being
so human, Colonel.

That's not easy
to believe, either.

Hmm.

Shall we have
another bottle of wine?

Ja!

Why not? Allow me.

I'll take care of it.

Bottle of wine for
that table, please.

Slowly.

I understand.

Wild idea, Colonel.

It's the best kind
if they work. If.

We have no choice.

If we let the Gestapo
keep Stalag 13,

our organization and
yours will be out of business.

That's the way I figure it.

You'll need two men.

A Swiss civilian and
General Mueller's aide.

We'll call him Captain Geissler.

I have a man for that job.

You can handle
the Swiss part, huh?

All right. I have
a Swiss passport,

among others.

What if they decide
to check with Mueller?

We have Straus" phone covered

and a pretty good
imitation of Mueller's voice.

We can confirm
anything you tell him.

All right.

You're Otto Baum, Zurich, huh?

I am traveling
on a special visa.

You will see it noted there.

Oh, yeah, I've seen it.

Will you be kind enough
to tell General Mueller

I have arrived?

General Mueller?

I am to meet him here.

May I ask, what is your
business with the general?

I'm afraid I can't
tell you that, Major.

Mueller is here?

No, but I can call him.

Good. Thank you.

Fraulein, get me
General Mueller,

Gestapo headquarters, Berlin.

Bitte?

Eine moment, bitte.

General Mueller speaking.

Heil Hitler.

Oh, Major Strauss.

Baum, Herr General.

Otto Baum.

Yes, I've been waiting
to hear from him.

You will make my apologies
for not being there in person.

Jawohl, Herr General.

Baum has an agreement.

We negotiated it some time ago.

You will sign it,

"Accepted for General Mueller."

"Accepted for General Mueller."

What sort of an agreement?

So many questions, Strauss.

My aide, Captain Geissler,
is on his way to Stalag 13.

He should be there any time.

He will confirm the agreement
and add his signature.

I am not acquainted

with Captain
Geissler, Herr General.

Of course not.

He's my confidential aide.

Deal with him as
you would with me.

Understood, Herr General.

Geissler has orders

to bring the agreement
to me in Berlin

the moment it is signed.

Now, any more
questions, Strauss?

Nein. Nein, Herr General.

Excellent.

Wiedersehen. Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler. Wiedersehen.

General Mueller regrets
that he cannot be here.

Cannot be here?

I came all the way from Zurich.

Captain Geissler
will represent him.

He is on his way.

Geissler.

Geissler?

Oh, yes, Mueller's aide.

He was at our last meeting.

Good to see you again, Geissler.

Danke, Herr Baum.

I'm sorry the general
can't be with us.

Because of the nature
of the agreement,

he felt it might be wiser
if he stayed in Berlin.

Of course.

Did you have a pleasant
trip from Switzerland?

One doesn't expect
comfort in war time.

Shall we get down to business?

Switchboard ready, just in case?

Ready. Our switchboard

and our General Mueller.

Now, the major points of our
understanding, Herr Baum.

Ja.

"General Mueller
agrees as follows.

"One, he will arrest,

"and if necessary,
execute Adolf Hitler."

What?!

Arrest and execute the Fuhrer?

Major Strauss, may I suggest

that we hear the full document?

That is treason!

If you'll listen, Major,
you may hear something

that will make it quite
worthwhile for you.

"Two, General Mueller and
his associates will surrender

"all German armed forces
to the allied governments

"and negotiate an
interim peace agreement.

"In consideration
of these actions,

"the allies represented
by Herr Otto Baum,

"agree to pay General
Mueller the sum

"of ten million Swiss francs

"and to guarantee him
safe passage to Argentina."

I can't believe that
General Mueller would...

I suggest you call him
for confirmation, Major.

Tell Newkirk to stand by.

Ja, Major Strauss.

Why don't you call the general?

Boy, those guys
are really something.

He would never discuss
this on the telephone.

I am instructed
to tell you, Major,

that General Mueller intends

to take good care of
his friends in this matter.

Ten million francs?

He can afford to.

And safe conduct out of Germany

at the proper time.

Captain, does this
contain all the points

we negotiated at
our last meeting?

Ja. It is correct, Herr Baum.

Then we are ready to sign.

I'm going to the
Hammelburg Airfield, Captain.

Will you ride with me?

Danke. Glad to.

Bitte.

Hey, Carter,

don't ask the
men for cigarettes.

Why don't you just
mind your own business?

Come on, get out of the
way, so you won't get... Oh.

Oh, everything's okay, okay.

You expect me to take this

to General Burkhalter
without reading it?

You'd never
believe what's in it.

You might refuse
to go to Berlin.

Hogan, now you're
treating me like a child...

and I will not be
treated like a child.

I want Burkhalter to
open this in your presence.

I want to see your reaction.

I won't go unless
you tell me what's in it.

Okay. You won't go to Berlin,

but you will go to
the eastern front

when the Major's ready.

He doesn't bother me.

Come on, Commandant,
who are you kidding?

He doesn't bother me!

Scare me, yes.

Strauss might not even
have you transferred.

You already know enough
about his bookkeeping.

The Gestapo might arrange
a little accident for you.

I know nothing about
his bookkeeping, nothing.

Commandant, this is a chance
to get your command back,

to get rid of these monsters.

You want to
chicken out, forget it.

Hogan...

the envelope.

Ten million Swiss francs.

Safe passage to Argentina.

Nice little arrangement,
Herr General.

Very nice, especially the part
about executing the Fuhrer.

Read that again.

Oh, it makes me feel so good.

Klink, please.

Can't really believe I had
anything to do with this.

It is signed, "For
General Mueller."

By one of your own officers,

our friend, Major Strauss.

Obviously working on
some scheme of his own

and trying to involve me.

It's not important, Mueller.

The way I see it,

you have two alternatives.

That's right,
General Burkhalter.

There are two alternatives.

And what are they?

The Gestapo will
move out of Stalag 13,

restore it to the Luftwaffe,

or I will personally
hand this document

to the Fuhrer.

Don't try to scare
me with the Fuhrer.

Well, Mueller,
what's it going to be?

I am loyal to Hitler,
and he knows it.

Then you have nothing to fear.

I will make the
necessary arrangements.

Herr General, you
must listen to me.

They arranged this.

They are the guilty people.

Take him away!

I can't stand that man.

All right, you have your
precious stalag back,

and good luck to you.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler.

That agreement
was brilliant, Klink.

Danke.

That's right, brilliant.

How did you arrange it, Klink?

I'm curious, too.

How did I arrange it?

Well, sir, I'm afraid

there are some things
that just cannot be told.

Not even to me?

Not even to you, Herr General.

I can understand that.

I really can.

Luftwaffe guards in the
places they should be,

winter sun sparkling
on the barbed wire.

Everything in perfect order.

How about celebrating with some
extra hot water for the men, sir,

and maybe a loaf of white bread?

Hogan, I warned you.

When I resumed
command, all prisoners

would be subject to
my usual rigid discipline.

Request denied.

You have a grand way
of saying "thank you."

By the way, Hogan,

where did you get
that agreement, huh?

Hot water, white bread.

Denied.

Where did you get
that agreement?

Commandant, there
are some things

that just can't be told.

Not even to me?

Especially not even to you.

Dismissed!

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