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I'm still trying on
your call to Berlin,

General von Schlomm.

It should be any minute.

Thank you, my dear.

Just call me.

I will, General von Schlomm.

The Führer is sleeping
late this morning.

The Führer works
all night, Klink.

My meaning exactly,
General von Schlomm.

Oh, and what
marvelous work he does.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler.

And may I say,
General von Schlomm,

what a privilege it is
to be even a small part

of this momentous mission.

Klink, this mission
is top, top secret.

Top secret.

Sir Charles knows of it,

Lady Chitterly
knows of it, I know of it

and the Führer knows of it,

but no one else, definitely
including you, Klink,

must either know
of it or mention it.

Trust me not to
breathe a word...

until after England surrenders.

Klink!

What did I say?

General von Schlomm
is calling Hitler in Berlin

to tell him you
and Lady Chitterly

are ready to take
off for the capital.

But dash it all,
Hogan, I'm not ready.

I'm being held
prisoner down here

by a group of prisoners

and that's simply not done.

You know it, Sir
Charles, and I know it,

but von Schlomm doesn't know it.

Well, he'll soon find out.

Why? Colonel Crittendon

looks enough like
you to be your twin.

Oh, absolute balderdash.

And even if he could
fool von Schlomm,

he could never out
fool Lady Chitterly.

Maybe she wants to be fooled.

That, sir, is the
remark of a cad.

Colonel, I think this is it.

Hitler's headquarters
or Hitler himself?

Hitler himself.

Yes, mein Führer,
they are both here now.

Lady Chitterly arrived
early this morning.

I quite understand mein Führer.

To Berlin immediately.

It shall be done, mein Führer.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler.

Klink, prepare my
car for traveling.

Prepare your
car for traveling...

Of course, General von Schlomm.

I shall need a motorcycle
escort heavily armed.

Motorcycle escort
heavily armed...

Of course, General von Schlomm.

To leave within the hour.

To leave within the hour...

Of course, General von Schlomm.

Oh, General von Schlomm,
would the General like me

to accompany him to Berlin?

Why?

Prepare your
car for traveling...

Of course, General von Schlomm.

What now, Colonel?

I wish I knew.

Thanks, Crittendon.

We don't have too much time.

Where's Lady Chitterly?

In the bedroom, resting I think.

You better get her in here.

Hogan, a deucedly
attractive woman and all that,

but do you think it's wise,

her being in such
close quarters with me?

What are you talking about?

Psychological problem, Hogan.

I mean, the woman's
ready to kill her husband

because he's a
traitor, and here am I,

a dead-ringer for Sir Charles.

Crittendon, she won't put
a knife in you, believe me.

No, no, no, that's
not what I meant.

I'm on her side.

The pressure on
her, Hogan, it's...

it's almost too strong.

To do what?

It's a bit obvious, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Play it safe.

Only give her about
20% of your charm.

Yes.

Do my best.

Uh, Leslie my dear...

In case anybody's listening.

Yeah, mm-hmm.

Yes?

Lady Chitterly, we've
got to make this fast.

Von Schlomm
just talked to Hitler

and he wants you
in Berlin right away.

And since Hitler
knows your husband,

he's not going to be
fooled by Crittendon.

I'm not sure of that, Hogan.

Well, I am.

So whatever we set
up to abort this mission,

it's got to be done from here.

I see.

You have placed yourself
in charge, Colonel Hogan.

Call it what you will.

And as our leader, how are you
persuading General von Schlomm

that we should go
against Hitler's orders?

I'll think of something.

Not good enough.

I don't know you well enough

and I don't trust
you far enough.

How far do you
think I can trust you?

Married to Axis
Charlie for five years,

been in Berlin for three months

cozying up to the Nazis.

What kind of security
clearance is that?

I can personally vouch
for Lady Chitterly, Hogan.

Who asked you?

I think, Colonel Hogan, I
shall have to go my own way.

How?

I shall think of something.

Sir Charles?

It's the guard.

What shall I tell him?

Tell him to guard something.

Gracious lady, Sir Charles.

I have the honor to
request your presence

on behalf of General von
Schlomm in the Commandant's office

for your trip to Berlin.

All right, Schultz,
we'll be right there.

Danke, Sir Charles,
thank you, gracious lady.

I remain as always
at your service...

Sergeant Schultz.

Gracious lady, Sir Charles...

Colonel Hogan?

See you later, Schultz.

We've got a problem here.

Problem? What problem?

Do-do-do-don't tell me.

I see nothing!

I know nothing!

My dear Sir Charles, I
really do not understand you.

You wish to see the Führer,

the Führer wishes to see you.

He assured me
of it over the phone

just a few moments ago.

Now you hesitate
over going to Berlin.

No hesitation.

Indecision.

Do stop being tiresome, Charles.

Of course, we're
going to Berlin.

We are?

Naturally.

Dolf is a crashing bore,

but this prison
camp is even worse.

Exactly, Lady Chitterly.

Were I able to
get away myself...

Klink, you can.

Then, we can go.

Where?

To Berlin.

Berlin!

Have you a few moments
with Colonel Hogan,

Herr Kommandant?

Absolutely not!

No visitors, cut off the phone.

I will talk to no one.

Hope I'm not
interrupting, Kommandant,

but I've got to
talk to you again

about those meals we're getting.

Out! Shultz, throw this
man out immediately.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Which one?

Hogan. Out!

Klink, what kind of a
camp are you running here?

Glad you asked that
question, General.

Colonel Robert Hogan.

When you tell those
good people in Berlin

about the kind of food
they're serving here,

I'm sure we'll get some action.

Throw him out!

Robert... Robert Hogan!

My darling.

She knows this man?

I'll ask her when
I get a chance.

Leslie.

Leslie, old girl.

But of course, you
remember Hogan, Charles.

Hi.

That mad summer
before he was shot down.

That mad, marvelous
romantic summer,

just the three of us,

remember?

Can't say that I do, no.

Charles?

Oh, well, Hogan.

Thought she said Grogan.

What super luck
finding you here.

And what a marvelous dividend

for surrendering England.

Your car's ready,
General von Schlomm.

Ah. I'm terribly sorry
to break this up, but...

Be a dear boy

and tell Dolf to wait three
or four days, will you?

You'll stay with
us at his quarters.

Amusingly ghastly,

but it'll be just like it
was that mad summer.

Lady Chitterly, I-I
couldn't possibly

tell the Führer...

I have his direct orders.

Then you will tell
him to change them.

Come, Robert.

But...

Sir Charles...

Sorry, dear boy.
Like to help you.

Going to be a dull
few days for me, what?

Klink, Klink, what shall I do?

Cancel the staff car?

Excellent idea, Herr Kommandant.

Hilda, cancel the staff car.

What is happening here?

Ah, a thousand pardons.

Just looking in to see if
everything is satisfactory.

General von
Schlomm is still trying

to reach the Führer,

but you know how it is
with him... busy, busy, busy.

Have the operator
check his phone.

I trust you found
the wine satisfactory,

Lady Chitterly, Sir Charles?

Now ask me.

Why should I ask you?

'Cause I'm a wine snob

and this just doesn't make it.

But this is my best wine.

It's brave enough in the bottle,

but draw the cork and it panics.

But, but, but...

Do better for dinner, dear boy.

Your place in
history depends on it.

It shall be done, Sir
Charles. Somehow.

Thanks terribly for stopping by.

Lady Chitterly, Sir Charles.

Hogan.

At least Hitler
doesn't know yet.

That's something.

But he will soon.

Hogan, perhaps I shouldn't ask,

but did you and
Leslie... Lady Chitterly,

really have a bit of a
thing going in England?

Crittendon, I was not a
member of the Clivedon set.

I shouldn't have asked.

Are we going to review
the past, Colonel Hogan?

I thought there were
problems enough

with the present.

I wasn't trying to
review the past.

None of my business
if you did, of course.

Crittendon, I never
saw her before last night.

Now can we get on to
something important?

Naturally.

Lovely bit of
acting you did then.

Idea just came into
your head, I suppose.

I never would have thought
of something clever like that.

Oh, Crittendon.

Later, Colonel.

Hogan has something
frightfully important to say.

I certainly do...

like reality.

Like when Hitler finds
out that you're not coming,

he's going to send for you.

Oh, but I'll insist on
you coming along,

and that will solve everything,

won't it, Colonel Hogan?

No, it won't and
you know it won't.

Another bit of reality.

The Gestapo's going
to get involved in this

if they aren't in already.

How long do you
think we can fool them?

I'm sure that by
now you've got some

frightfully brilliant scheme

that will tie it all up
in a neat package.

Well, not yet, no.

Bet my last pound
note that you have.

But of course.

Well, could we have it

or is it just between
you two Chitterlys?

Hope I'm not intruding.

What's up?

Nothing, sir. Just checking in.

How are you, Colonel
Crittendon? All right?

You are Colonel
Crittendon, aren't you?

I dare say.

You haven't seen Sir Charles
around anywhere, have you?

He got away?

More or less, sir, yes.

Well, find him
right now and fast.

Don't worry, sir, I'll do it.

I'll be right on the
job, sir. Don't worry.

Go away, go away. Down, sir.

Go away, you dreadful beasts.

Klink! Klink!

Help, please.

Of course, Sir
Charles, immediately.

Shoo! Shoo! Immediately.

Go away. Here.

There, Sir Charles.

Please.

Down. Down.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my dear fellow.

You've no idea how
glad I am to see you.

Oh, not at all.

Now, Sir Charles,
for your dinner tonight,

I have planned a
terribly insouciant

Pouilly-Fuisse 1937.

How does that strike you, eh?

What are you talking about?

Wine for your dinner.

But don't you realize

where I've been
or how I got there?

You have been in the dog kennel.

And I suppose you got
there from my quarters

after you changed your clothes.

How did you get there?

Kidnapped.

By your dreadful prisoners.

And kept down there in
their miserable tunnels.

You're Commandant of
a blasted ant hole, Klink.

Impossible... didn't I just talk

to you and your wife
in my quarters, huh?

That was a ruddy impostor.

How is he getting
on with Leslie?

Very well, I thought.

Take me there at
once, dear boy, at once.

Of course, Sir Charles.

Schultz, report immediately.

Schultz!

Where are they?

I just left them a
few minutes ago.

I mean, the three of them.

What three of them?

Why, you...

I mean, the impostor,
your wife and Hogan.

He seemed to be a
friend of Lady Chitterly's.

Hogan?!

He's the leader
of the ant colony.

Perhaps they're in the bedroom.

What, the three of them?

Schultz, look in the bedroom.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

And if they do not
wish to be disturbed...?

Oh, balderdash, man!

How did they get out?

Aha!

Through the stove.

"Through the stove"?

Through the stove?

Of course, man. After them.

They kidnapped Leslie.

Uh, Sir Charles,
you wait right here.

Schultz, I will get
General von Schlomm.

Schultz will guard the door.

No one will come in or out.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

So, Klink, eh?

Remarkable news.

Very remarkable,
Major Hochstetter.

May I say how reassuring it is

to have the
Gestapo investigate...

Klink... a situation like this.

Where has the real one
been while the impostor

has been with Lady Chitterly?

Held prisoner he says.

Held prisoner? By whom?

He claims by the prisoners.

By the prisoners. Ah.

Where?

In their barracks? Camped
outside your window?

Well, I believe, he
did mention something

about underground tunnels.

Oh, underground tunnels?

It does sound a
little farfetched.

No more lies, Klink!

I may say, Hochstetter,

that when I arrived
late last night,

this man was drinking...

and totally disoriented.

And you reported
this to Berlin, eh?

No, I thought it
was a small matter.

You thought it was
a small matter, eh?

We're here negotiating
the surrender of England.

What to you is a large matter?!

Hochstetter, you are talking

to the personal
envoy of the Führer.

And it is a good thing
I am talking to him.

He needs talking to.

Gentlemen, gentlemen...

I am sure that when
we straighten out

this little misunderstanding
about the two Lord Chitterlys,

we can all go on to
more important things.

Yeah, like for you,
the next train to Pinsk.

Pardon me.

Yes, Major Hochstetter.

So, Klink, which is this, eh?

The real or the ersatz?

Sir Charles, you're in luck.

Major Hochstetter of the Gestapo

is here to
investigate your story.

What story, dear boy?

Why, being captured,
the underground tunnel,

and the secret entrance

through that stove over there.

Stand back.

My last warning, Klink!

Warning? About what?

Say, you're just in
time for champagne.

What is this man doing here?!

Excellent question, Major.

General von Schlomm?

He seems to be a
friend of the Chitterlys.

This is the most dangerous
man in all Germany

and you are allowing
him to negotiate

the surrender of England?!

Call on me anytime,
Major. Champagne?

I'm placing you
all under arrest.

I am placing you under arrest.

Most likely for me.

Do not touch that!

Hello. Major Hochstetter here.

Ja, of course.

Heil Hitler.

The Führer is
calling from Berlin.

I will put him on immediately.

The Führer will speak with you.

Awfully sorry.

Dreadful frog in my throat.

The Führer is waiting.

Is that you, Dolf?

Leslie, dear. How are you?

Charles will talk to you,
but he's such a sweet stupid,

you and I better finish
the business part.

Oh, no.

No, we're not coming
to Berlin. No time.

The minute Charles
is discovered missing,

all our crowd will be
under house arrest.

I take it von Schlomm
has the surrender terms.

Good.

One small change of plan...

Send every man-of-war you
have along with some troops

sailing toward England. At once.

You simply must, Dolf.

We can never sell the surrender
without an invasion threat.

Don't shout so, Dolf.

We must all do things we don't
want to do, there's a war on.

Here's Charles.

Lovely talking with you, Dolf.

And a great big kiss
for Joe Goebbels.

Heil Hitler.

Careful with that
thing, Crittendon.

And if you're cornered,
don't try to fight it out,

just throw it away.

They'll never take
me this time, Hogan.

All the way to
jolly old England.

Right, Leslie?

But of course. All the way.

And jolly good fun, too.

Colonel, everything's
on schedule.

Two German line
cruisers, six destroyers

and a couple of transports

are right now in the middle
of the English Channel.

Allied planes will
hit them any minute.

Ripping, we
actually pulled it off.

Sure looks that way.

I don't know if I can
adjust to success.

Things always seem to
go the other way with me.

All due to you, of course.

You, too.

Do give me a moment
with Hogan, will you?

What?

Oh, uh... naturally.

All the time you
want, of course.

I'll just... check
my weapons again.

What about Charles?

We're going to release him

inside the camp in
about five minutes.

You promised to
turn him over to me.

I didn't think you'd want him.

No.

No, you're right.

What makes you so wise, Hogan?

Association with you.

It's been quite an operation.

I don't know why...

Chances of our seeing one
another again are very small...

But I want to explain myself.

May I?

Why not?

You don't make it easy.

No, I don't.

To say I never went along
with Charles just isn't true,

I did... to some degree.

Mainly, I went fox hunting.

The war changed things.

Changed me.

And then... those last
three months in Berlin...

Well, I'm really grateful
to Hitler, you know.

I might have gone on for
years more dead than alive

and not caring very
much either way.

What I saw in Berlin
picked me up and shook me.

And when you see things like
that, you make a commitment...

one way or the other.

That's all.

I'm glad you took
the time to tell me.

So am I.

Just thought of
something, Leslie.

What if we, uh...

uh...

Oh. Well, it, uh,
can wait, of course.

No, no hurry at all.

To the all victorious Fatherland

and to the Führer.

To the all victorious Führer.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry to complain, sir,

but the men over in the
barracks can't get much sleep

with this party going on.

Then let them stay awake.

Tonight will go down in history.

Really, what's up?

That call is announcing
the surrender of England.

Want me to get it?

I'll take care of it
if you don't mind.

Von Schlomm here.

Yes, General von Kottenhorn.

The chief of the general staff.

The invasion fleet is...

sunk?

There must be some
mistake, my General.

General von Kottenhorn,
we took every...

General?

Hello?

Hello?

The invasion fleet was sunk?

Went down like lead.

Destroyed.

A massive ambush.

I do not understand it.

Now, General, I understand.

Prison. You are under arrest.

Call the guards.

Jawohl, Major Hochstetter.

Major Hochstetter,
may I remind you

that I am the person
envoy of the Führer.

Well, I guess my men
can get some sleep now.

And...!

You are also under arrest.

You and your
friends, the Chitterlys.

Well, I know where he is,

but she seems to have
disappeared, Major.

I will find her.

You have my complete
cooperation, Major Hochstetter.

And you are under arrest.

We shall get to the bottom
of your tales of impostors

and underground tunnels
and prisoners holding prisoners.

Certainly have to admire
your principles, Major.

You admire my principles, why?

Jeopardizing an
open-and-shut case

just to check out an
obviously impossible story.

Jeopardizing an open-and...

Klink, your story is
completely impossible.

A brilliant conclusion, Major.

And, Hochstetter, we must
get to the bottom of this.

The bottom? Our invasion
fleet is on the bottom.

That is bottom enough.

Take him away.

Hochstetter, this is
not the end of this.

I say, chaps, terrific news.

I've escaped again.

Frightfully good to see you all.

You're under arrest for treason.

Take him away.

Beastly bore being a fascist.