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♪ ♪
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Ah... ah, here's our fine chef.
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Corporal... do you know
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for whom you have the honor
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of cooking tonight, huh?
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General Wexler and
his aide, Captain Richter.
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I'm so thrilled I may cry
into the champignons.
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Champignon...
"mushroom," of course.
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These French are so emotional.
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Now, Corporal, what is
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the pièce de
résistance tonight, huh?
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Tournedos Rossini et
les pommes de terre frites.
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Meat and French-fried potatoes.
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It loses a little something
in the translation.
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The sergeant eats first?
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Some local tradition?
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Uh, no, no.
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You see, our very fine chef
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is also a very
dangerous prisoner,
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and I think it is wise
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to have a food taster
around just in case.
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I risk my life for
the Fatherland.
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And gain a few
pounds on the way.
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Mmm, wunderbar,
Kommandant, wunderbar.
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Not a sign of poison.
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Excellent!
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You see, whenever
Schultz does not fall down,
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it is safe.
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Providing he falls
in the other direction.
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Proceed, proceed, Herr
General, please sit down.
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Danke schön. Danke.
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A food taster...
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No detail escapes you, Colonel.
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You have command thinking.
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Thank you, Captain, thank you.
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Commandant?
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Yes, please.
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Thank you, Sergeant. Thank you.
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Everything under
control, Captain?
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Danke.
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Cor blimey, you
scared me half to death.
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Sorry.
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Richter's very, very
messy with his papers.
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Well, just find them.
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I'm looking.
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Having a proper bash
out there, are they?
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Klink's still bucking
for promotion.
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Good luck to him,
the silly old sod.
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Oh, here we are...
These look interesting.
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Yeah...
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Yeah, that's great.
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Okay, I'll see you.
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What do you mean?
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Get back here quickly...
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I got to replace these.
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I know.
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Ah, I think a little bit more
wine might be in order.
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Thank you.
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You have another dinner party
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going on in the camp?
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Oh, no, Herr General.
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I send a little of the food
to our senior POW officer.
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A little bribe for permitting
us to use his, uh, chef.
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Oh, very good, yeah.
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Anything, Colonel?
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Yeah, mostly low-grade stuff.
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A new ball-bearing factory,
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locations of two
ack-ack units...
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All this we've already seen.
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Well, I don't understand it.
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Richter gave us the
signal to go ahead.
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He's given us good
intelligence before.
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I guess even traitors
have their bad days.
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Colonel...
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there's a note on this one.
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Hmm...
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"Next dinner, same procedure.
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Plans... for West Wall
underwater obstacles."
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That could be interesting.
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Hmm, if he delivers.
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Yeah, well, let's pay
him for this stuff anyway.
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How are things going
over at the festival?
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Boy, is Klink working
for that promotion.
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Can you imagine
him making general?
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Yeah, how would Klink look
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with a red stripe on his pants?
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Like a bald-headed Kraut
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with a red stripe on his pants.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Not the greatest
information we ever had,
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but pass it along.
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Oui, colonel.
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A courier will meet me
tomorrow or the next day.
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We have a pretty hot contact,
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General Wexler's aide.
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He promised us something
important next time.
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Bonne chance.
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Oh, one moment, Colonel,
there is one more thing.
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It concerns Louis and myself.
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Me? Mm-hmm.
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Would you two like to be alone?
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General De Gaulle has
broadcast an important message
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to Frenchmen all over the world.
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He's ordered that we pass it on.
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What did he say?
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I wrote part of it down.
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"We have reached a crisis
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"in the fight to regain
our precious homeland.
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"I now call upon
Frenchmen everywhere.
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"Rally to the tricolore.
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"Come to England,
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"and together as free Frenchmen
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"we will liberate our homeland.
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France and I await you."
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Vive la France.
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Vive la liberté.
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Vive la France.
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Vive De Gaulle.
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Old Charlie sure knows
how to get people home.
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You off to England then, Marie?
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No, my work is
here; I will stay.
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De Gaulle does not need women.
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That's new kind of Frenchman.
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Mon colonel?
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Yes, Louis.
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Marie stays, but I,
Louis LeBeau, am going.
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Vive LeBeau.
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Vive la France.
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You can't take
off just like that;
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it isn't done.
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Watch me.
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Oh, come on, Louis,
you know you'll miss us
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and the Krauts and the
lice and the stinking food
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and the bloody awful weather.
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What about all that?
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What about it?
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Need a man to carry
your chafing dish?
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Hey, come on, look, buddy,
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you don't seem to realize,
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you've been fighting for France
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right here, right along with us.
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True, I have done
my duty here...
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I have killed the
enemy, sabotaged him,
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blown up his guns, been
captured by the Gestapo,
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risked my life to
defeat the Boche.
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Now my own people ask for me.
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Et voilà, it's time to go.
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Louis, I don't blame
you one little bit.
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He has a point, Colonel.
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Point is, you are
fighting, Louis.
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And what happens
après la guerre?
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What?
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After the war.
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I find a girl, get
married, we have a child
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and the baby says to me,
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"Hey, what did you
do in the war, Papa?"
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And I must answer, "I
made crêpes Suzette."
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Lie to the kid.
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LeBeau, if you go,
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we'll have to tell
Klink you've escaped.
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Then his record is ruined.
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The Krauts might replace him
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and really give us
a hard commandant;
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then we're out of business.
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Very simple,
Colonel, replace me.
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Find another Frenchman
your size who can cook?
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That would be a problem.
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Good luck with it.
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Aw, come on,
LeBeau, be reasonable.
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We got this thing
going with Richter.
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So?
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The next time he comes
to dinner with Wexler,
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he's going to bring us
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the West Wall
underwater obstacle plans.
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Oh là là...
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You don't care?
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Of course I do.
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Write me all about it
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in care of the Free
French, London.
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I could order you
to stay, LeBeau.
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With all due respect, sir,
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you are a colonel,
De Gaulle is a general.
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He's also taller.
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Don't you care anything
about this place?
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Nothing.
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All the fun we've
had, all the laughs.
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Ha! It's been hilarious.
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Especially that time
when the Gestapo
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had me strung up by my thumbs
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and was ready to torture me.
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Everybody has bad days.
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LeBeau, I'm really
shocked by your attitude.
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You're making it very
difficult for me, Colonel.
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I'm trying.
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I realize that cooking for
this Kraut general is important.
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Without you, we
haven't got a chance.
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Voilà, I can solve the problem:
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Before I leave, I will teach
one of the others to cook.
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Are you kidding, LeBeau?
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You seem to miss the
whole idea of the war.
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We're fighting the
Germans, not each other.
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LeBEAU: All right.
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Attention, écoutez-moi.
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Come here,
Peter... listen to me.
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We are going to cook
steak with sauce bordelaise.
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Louis, I'll never learn
about French cooking.
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I don't even like it.
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You can learn.
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I get heartburn watching
Maurice Chevalier.
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Come on, let's give
the little fellow a chance.
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Merci, Carter.
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Now, put some seasoning on it.
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Let me see what
kind of touch you have.
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No, no, no, no, no,
no. This is wrong.
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You have to use the seasoning
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with a delicate touch.
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Now, in a case like this...
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a little salt...
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pepper...
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And when you are ready,
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your butter and parsley
should actually dance
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across the meat.
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And when you are finished,
your meat will lie there
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like a sleeping beauty,
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waiting for the
sauce to bring it to life.
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Cockroach!
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Oui?
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Will you marry me?
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Are you joking with that?
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Well, all right.
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So then he'll stay with me
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until it's safe to move him.
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Good.
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The sub's been alerted.
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Contact them by
radio, usual procedure.
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Oui, Colonel, I understand.
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Aah, this is one escape
I don't feel good about.
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C'est la guerre.
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Right.
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Another rotten thing
to charge to the war.
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I'm ready, mon colonel.
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Marvelous job, isn't it, sir?
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He looks just like a
Kraut traveling salesman.
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Yeah, in small appliances.
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Well, this is it, LeBeau.
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Au revoir, mon colonel.
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It's been an honor to
serve in your command.
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Yeah, yeah, thanks,
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and, uh, take good
care of yourself, huh?
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Maybe we'll see each
other again after the war.
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Well, Andrew, I know
you'll be a great cook.
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Take it easy, buddy.
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Good luck, Louis.
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Hope to see you sometime.
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LeBEAU: I hope so, too.
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Bonne chance.
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Peter...
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We're really going to miss
you around here, you know.
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Au revoir, mon pote.
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Take care, huh?
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Au revoir, mes amis.
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Don't forget to
write... in code.
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Au revoir.
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Bonne chance.
266
00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:36,904
Bon appétit, Herr Kommandant.
267
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,050
Ah, thank you,
Schultz, thank you.
268
00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:39,840
Mmm...
269
00:12:39,909 --> 00:12:41,653
It looks fantastic, huh?
270
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,356
A little parsley garnish...
271
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:44,623
lemon, pimento... Mmm...
272
00:12:44,647 --> 00:12:46,792
and the capers nestled
in the lemon, huh?
273
00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:47,748
Mmm!
274
00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:50,551
Alles in Ordnung.
275
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:55,956
You won't believe it.
276
00:12:59,829 --> 00:13:01,229
This is terrible.
277
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:03,309
The man who
cooked this should get
278
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,610
30 days in the cooler.
279
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:08,069
60 is not enough,
Herr Kommandant!
280
00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:09,781
Get the little
Frenchman out here!
281
00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:11,072
Hey, Cockroach, come out here!
282
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,142
You called, Monsieur Commandant?
283
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,355
You prepared this?
284
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,112
Oui, Monsieur Commandant.
285
00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:21,349
Uh, it's called chicken
à la princess-ee.
286
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:23,884
But how could you've...
287
00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:26,131
Wait a minute, you're
not the little Frenchman.
288
00:13:26,155 --> 00:13:27,155
No, sir.
289
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,657
But in high school,
I took one year of...
290
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,658
Schultz!
291
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:31,937
Get Hogan in here at once.
292
00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:32,893
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
293
00:13:32,962 --> 00:13:35,730
And you, take this away...
294
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,078
and bury it.
295
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,289
Just as I said, Herr
Kommandant, he's gone.
296
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,891
Escaped?!
297
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,625
Impossible... nobody
escapes from here.
298
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:52,196
My guess is he went out hidden
in one of the garbage trucks.
299
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,542
Schultz, it is your duty
300
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,966
to inspect the garbage.
301
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,545
Herr Kommandant,
the cockroach...
302
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,480
I mean, Corporal
LeBeau... He is so small,
303
00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,871
he can hide in a potato peel.
304
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,388
Idiot, I have invited
General Wexler
305
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:04,292
to have dinner here next
week and I have no chef.
306
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,988
Sergeant Carter could
cook the meal for you.
307
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,278
He's coming along nicely.
308
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,481
I want to entertain the
general, not poison him.
309
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,983
Schultz, sound
the general alarm!
310
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,018
Alert the troops...
Shoot on sight.
311
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,420
That will be the end of
our wandering Frenchman.
312
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,834
Also the end of your promotion.
313
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,224
They can bury LeBeau
314
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,637
and the red stripe for your
pants at the same time.
315
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,861
Nobody escapes from Stalag 13.
316
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,329
Red stripe?
317
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,696
Cancel the shoot-on-sight order.
318
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,999
But I want a
maximum search effort!
319
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,500
We'll capture him.
320
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,447
Schultz, don't just stand
there... get on with it.
321
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,603
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
322
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,816
Oh, Schultz, before you start,
323
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,151
uh, bring me back
two poached eggs.
324
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,107
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
325
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,353
And an order of toast.
326
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,520
And an order of toa...
327
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,544
Out, Hogan!
328
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,988
Oh, that Boche!
329
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,091
I am to leave for England
day after tomorrow,
330
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,392
Marie arranged it.
331
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,572
You're safe unless the
Krauts search the area.
332
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,129
Why did this have to happen?
333
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,863
Carter should have
learned to cook by now.
334
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,009
You kidding?
335
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,311
He can't tell the difference
336
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,345
between caviar and K rations.
337
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,902
I will have to move from here.
338
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,137
When Marie comes back,
339
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,649
I'll find out if there's
another safe place.
340
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:08,750
A shame.
341
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,852
The two of you are
nice and cozy here.
342
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:11,976
She's been good to me.
343
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,278
Huh, a little
romance developing?
344
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,780
You can tell me,
I'm a full colonel.
345
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:21,502
She's a beautiful,
warmhearted woman.
346
00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:26,324
She cooks for me, stands
guard, worries about me.
347
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,826
You don't need a colonel;
you need a chaplain.
348
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,329
Ah, I better get back
to the mother ship.
349
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,931
Thanks for the warning, Colonel.
350
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,535
Marie.
351
00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:40,466
Karl, what are you doing?
352
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:41,655
Oh, Colonel Hogan.
353
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:42,724
Oh, bad news, Louis.
354
00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:44,157
The Gestapo has picked up Marie.
355
00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:45,158
What?!
356
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:47,094
Well, she was
coming out of a store,
357
00:15:47,162 --> 00:15:48,340
a Gestapo patrol
was checking papers
358
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,397
and they stopped her.
359
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:50,709
Where'd they take her?
360
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:51,799
Gestapo headquarters.
361
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,479
They have called the
Vichy Security Police
362
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:54,435
for identification.
363
00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:55,703
Karl, get a car,
364
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,549
park it around the corner
from the headquarters.
365
00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:58,650
Wait a minute, hold it.
366
00:15:58,674 --> 00:15:59,907
I'll get her out of there
367
00:15:59,975 --> 00:16:01,887
if I have to kill every
Gestapo animal in the place.
368
00:16:01,911 --> 00:16:03,021
Clever way to commit suicide.
369
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,189
Now, take it easy, Louis.
370
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,257
Oh, the Colonel's right, Louis.
371
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:06,291
You can't swing this alone.
372
00:16:06,315 --> 00:16:07,359
Go in there like gangbusters,
373
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,427
knock off a few goons,
374
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:09,862
and they take it out on her.
375
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,602
I'll take that chance.
376
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,038
Will you calm
down a little, Louis?
377
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,641
Maybe we can work out something.
378
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,977
They called Vichy
for identification.
379
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,548
They probably won't work on her.
380
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,616
Gives us a little
time, a day or two.
381
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,834
Gives us a little time?
382
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,036
Right.
383
00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:31,216
If you're ever in
trouble, call Stalag 13...
384
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,840
Open 24 hours, we never sleep.
385
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,042
How can I ask you
to take such a risk?
386
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,321
Because I'm going
to ask you something.
387
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:37,511
Anything.
388
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,864
Come back to camp and
cook the meal for Klink.
389
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,216
And give myself up?
390
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:43,868
You said "anything."
391
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,747
You have my word
you can go to England
392
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,905
after we get the
West Wall plans.
393
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,022
A deal?
394
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,178
Deal.
395
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,534
Marie Bizet?
396
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,769
We're holding her here.
397
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:03,870
Her papers, bitte.
398
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,243
Sergeant Duclos,
Vichy Security Police.
399
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:10,592
And that is the order
400
00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:13,166
for the release of the prisoner.
401
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,500
We cannot release her
without proper authorization.
402
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,552
We had no word from
Berlin on this case.
403
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,055
Marie Bizet is
wanted for sabotage
404
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,635
against the Vichy government.
405
00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:24,553
We are very anxious
to question her.
406
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,610
I'm sorry, I can't help you.
407
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:29,813
Heil Hitler.
408
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,249
Heil.
409
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,885
Major Hoganburger,
Berlin, Section 8.
410
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,853
We were on our way to Düsseldorf
411
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,599
and had some
engine trouble and...
412
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,290
Wait...
413
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,092
Have we met before?
414
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,228
Sergeant Maurice Duclos,
Vichy Security Police.
415
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,898
Liaison officer in
the Marceau case.
416
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,600
It's a pleasure to
see you again, Major.
417
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,269
Heil.
418
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,704
Steiner, you remember
Sergeant Duclos?
419
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,406
Yes, his face is
vaguely familiar.
420
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,685
Abend. Bonjour.
421
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,671
What are you doing so
far from home, Sergeant?
422
00:17:58,695 --> 00:18:01,378
Orders to transfer a
prisoner from here to Vichy.
423
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,147
Rotten work.
424
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,615
Perhaps we can have
a drink together later?
425
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:09,870
I would enjoy that, Major, but
I can't leave for the moment.
426
00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:11,489
I'm caught in red tape.
427
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,257
His authorization papers
428
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,120
have not been properly
countersigned, Herr Major.
429
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:17,456
What can we do about this?
430
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,580
Perhaps I should call Berlin.
431
00:18:19,649 --> 00:18:23,016
No, I don't like to get
Himmler out of bed.
432
00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:25,786
He needs his sleep
and I need my job.
433
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,970
I'll vouch for Sergeant Duclos.
434
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:34,028
But, Herr Major,
I'm afraid I can't.
435
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:36,541
The only thing you have
to be afraid of, Captain,
436
00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:38,165
is a transfer eastward.
437
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,765
There's your
counterauthorization.
438
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,829
Release the prisoner
to Sergeant Duclos.
439
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:51,112
Unless you enjoy winter sports.
440
00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:16,481
And how did you
get out of the camp?
441
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,283
That is what you're
going to tell me... how.
442
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:20,641
Is it true you hid out in
one of the garbage trucks?
443
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:21,920
Oui, one of the garbage trucks.
444
00:19:21,944 --> 00:19:22,876
Merci, mon colonel.
445
00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:23,877
Hogan, you were right.
446
00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:24,878
Now, tell me,
447
00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:27,042
why did you decide to honor us
448
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,499
with your return, hmm?
449
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,034
I escaped on an impulse.
450
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:34,238
I had no money, no food,
no place to go, no help.
451
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,585
You are breaking my heart.
452
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:40,344
All right, ten days in the
cooler for attempted escape,
453
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,481
sentence to start
immediately after you cook
454
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,243
a fabulous dinner
for General Wexler.
455
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,302
When you want a favor,
Commandant, you're irresistible.
456
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,754
That is an order!
457
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,339
There will be a guard in the
kitchen with you every moment.
458
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:54,775
Nobody stands guard
over me when I cook.
459
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:55,987
You dare to defy me?
460
00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:57,856
20 days in the cooler
on bread and water.
461
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,525
I cook alone or not at all!
462
00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:00,893
All right, dinner is off,
463
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:01,849
sentence to start now.
464
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:02,850
Schultz!
465
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,718
And so we say farewell, aloha,
466
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,921
to the red stripe on
Colonel Klink's pants.
467
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,424
Herr Kommandant.
468
00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:13,561
Schultz, take this
man to the kitchen...
469
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,930
and leave him alone.
470
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:04,923
Fabelhaft!
471
00:21:04,947 --> 00:21:06,859
Another perfect dinner, Klink.
472
00:21:06,883 --> 00:21:08,182
Ah, thank you, Herr General.
473
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,517
I am so pleased you're pleased.
474
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,798
Well, now I'm ready for a cigar.
475
00:21:12,822 --> 00:21:14,989
Ah, have one of
these, Herr General.
476
00:21:15,058 --> 00:21:17,185
Danke... I prefer one of my own.
477
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,492
Uh, did you bring them, Hans?
478
00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:21,678
Ja, Herr General, they
are in my briefcase.
479
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:22,680
I will get it.
480
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,393
No, sir, please, allow me.
481
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,050
Stay seated, please,
I need the exercise.
482
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,197
Could I help the
general find his cigars?
483
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,499
Out of my way, solider.
484
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,003
I said I'd get them myself.
485
00:21:37,112 --> 00:21:39,513
He said they were
in his briefcase, sir.
486
00:21:39,582 --> 00:21:41,532
I don't see it.
487
00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:45,986
Here we are, sir.
488
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:50,140
Ah, yes... young eyes
are always the keenest.
489
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,710
Thank you, sir.
490
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,111
Ah.
491
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,154
Psst... Kraut's gone.
492
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,123
I'll be back in a
minute for the papers.
493
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,391
Oh, great.
494
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,540
By that time I should
be conscious again.
495
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:23,218
Locations of underwater
mines, anti-sub nets, obstacles,
496
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:24,453
West Wall fortifications,
the whole bag.
497
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,554
Richter really came through.
498
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,622
Ah, that's great, Colonel.
499
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:27,856
You guys did a great job, too.
500
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,079
Thank you, sir.
501
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,588
We'll see that it gets
to London, Colonel.
502
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,083
Well, these are important enough
503
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,085
to ask London
for a courier plane.
504
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,620
Baker, make radio contact.
505
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,732
Will do.
506
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,190
Tell them that they'll have
507
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,553
a passenger on the return trip,
General De Gaulle's new cook.
508
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,310
No, Baker, wait.
509
00:22:43,378 --> 00:22:44,912
I've changed my mind, Colonel.
510
00:22:44,981 --> 00:22:45,913
I'm not going.
511
00:22:45,982 --> 00:22:47,214
What?! What do you mean?
512
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,944
Well, I have a
responsibility here.
513
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,517
Without me, you'll all wind up
514
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,820
in a Gestapo jail
in about two weeks.
515
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,521
He's a cheeky devil.
516
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:57,524
He's right, this
stuff proves it.
517
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:58,770
The way to a Kraut's briefcase
518
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,871
is through his stomach.
519
00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:01,795
But I don't want
to be just a chef.
520
00:23:01,864 --> 00:23:02,796
Oh, I promise, LeBeau.
521
00:23:02,865 --> 00:23:04,542
We won't ask you to cook anymore
522
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:05,611
unless it's
absolutely necessary.
523
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:06,635
Merci, mon colonel.
524
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:07,851
Vive LeBeau!
525
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,997
Vive LeBeau!
526
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:09,937
Merci, merci.
527
00:23:10,006 --> 00:23:11,988
What's our next job, Colonel?
528
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,069
Well, how about whipping
up some hors d'oeuvres
529
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,320
to go with the champagne?
530
00:23:15,344 --> 00:23:17,961
Would you do that for
your old mates, would you?
531
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,697
Oh, you guys...
532
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,271
Done nothing about it?
533
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,773
Not even the possible list?
534
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:30,974
I understand.
535
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,243
Danke, Major.
536
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,846
Sir, LeBeau's been in
the cooler two days now.
537
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,048
Wexler has done nothing
about my promotion.
538
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:39,650
I just don't understand
what happened.
539
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:40,951
All that food, the wine...
540
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,330
You picked the wrong man.
541
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,199
Obviously Wexler
has no muscle in Berlin.
542
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,524
But he's on the promotions
advisory committee.
543
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:47,870
About LeBeau, sir.
544
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,928
Maybe I should reach a
little higher the next time.
545
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,996
Possibly Colonel General Flamm.
546
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,031
How about Göring?
547
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,545
Old fatso appreciates good food,
548
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:57,863
when he's not killing people.
549
00:23:57,887 --> 00:23:59,537
Excellent idea, Hogan.
550
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,306
I'll put an invitation through
channels immediately.
551
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,801
Tell the little Frenchman
to start planning.
552
00:24:03,825 --> 00:24:05,770
The little Frenchman is
not about to start planning
553
00:24:05,794 --> 00:24:07,122
while he's in the cooler, sir.
554
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,579
Hogan, I'm still the
commandant here,
555
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,749
and LeBeau will plan the
Reichsmarschall's meals
556
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,150
anywhere I tell him to.
557
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:14,879
All right... when
Göring wakes up
558
00:24:14,903 --> 00:24:17,015
in the middle of the
night with heartburn,
559
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,150
you'll be the worst
insurance risk in Germany.
560
00:24:19,174 --> 00:24:23,226
I'll see to it that LeBeau
is released at once.
561
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,559
Colonel Klink...
you're too kind.
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