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All right, let's
run it down again.
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All of us here?
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One of our Krauts is missing.
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Carter!
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Yes, sir!
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I hate to rush you, Carter,
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but I promised General Marshall
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to keep the war on schedule.
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I'm sorry, Colonel.
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Newkirk, you made
the pants too long.
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Would you like your money back?
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Sorry, no refunds given
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once the trousers
have left the shop.
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Look, we'll get you a better
tailor in World War III, okay?
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Now, heads up.
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This is the Millheim
railroad bridge.
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According to the
underground information,
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they change the guard at 10:00.
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We'll get there
a half hour early,
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bluff the guard and take over.
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We'll wire the
bridge, and that's that.
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Right. This high ground here
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we'll use for observation
before we move in.
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Kinch, I want you to cover
this area of the woods.
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They may have a patrol
backing up the bridge unit.
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Got it, Colonel.
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Okay, let's move out.
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Carter!
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Would you keep your pants on?
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That's a direct order.
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Yes, sir.
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LeBEAU: Get up already.
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Looks okay.
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Nice and quiet down there.
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All right, let's go.
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Kraut patrol, Colonel, four men.
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How close?
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Lower your voice.
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Right, let's go back to camp.
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Everybody, you're on your own.
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Move it.
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Soldier!
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Uh, yeah... I mean, ja.
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"Ja" is what I
mean, definitely "ja."
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Where did you find that?
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It was right here.
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Good work.
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Pick up this stuff.
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We will go back and
make our report on this.
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Fall in!
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Fall in!
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Follow me.
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Very nice little operation.
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Not only don't we
blow the bridge,
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we lose the dynamite,
the detonator and Carter.
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Beautiful.
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We should have stayed home.
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I was willing.
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Remember, Louis? I said,
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"Let's have a little
sleep and think about it."
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Aah, shut up.
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Make that an order.
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He should have been
here an hour ago.
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What happened?
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He had the
detonator in his hand.
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Looked to me
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like he couldn't make up
his mind about taking it.
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Maybe he tried to carry
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the detonator and the dynamite.
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Nah, he never
would have made it.
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Not and hold his pants
up at the same time.
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You think we ought to
go out again, Colonel,
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try to find him?
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I hate to think what
could happen to him.
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I'm not worried in the least.
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You're a great
comfort to us, Newkirk.
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Listen, sir,
Andrew's very clever.
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Any moment now, he's
going to come climbing up
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through that tunnel
as nice as you please.
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Maybe, but I have
a terrible feeling
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he's in some Gestapo jail
strung up by his thumbs.
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Out there it was cold,
but we did our job.
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Now...
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Gott und Führer.
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Gott und Führer!
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Prosit!
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Ja, prosit!
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By all means, prosit!
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Ah...
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That's good beer, huh?
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Wunderbar.
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I mean, in this case,
would it be Wunderbier?
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Achtung!
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Heil Hitler.
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As you were.
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This is the man.
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Achtung!
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He found the dynamite
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and the saboteur" equipment.
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Very good.
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How did this happen?
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Uh... how did it happen?
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Ja, how did it happen?
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Ja, how did it happen?
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Ja.
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Well, I was walking
through the woods.
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On your way here?
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Ja, on my way here to, uh...
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Ja, ja, go on, go on.
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Ja, to, uh...
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Ja, to the Fourth
Panzer Brigade.
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So?
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Uh, so, I heard a noise,
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I went to investigate
and I found the stuff.
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Very clever.
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Danke.
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Once in a while you get lucky.
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Your name?
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Uh... my name?
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Ja, your name.
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Ja! My name...
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The papers, the papers.
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My papers, ja, my papers.
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Oh, and there's my name,
Private Hans Wagner.
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Ja, I can read.
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It's a very good record.
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Invasion of Poland, Battle
of France, Eastern Front.
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Boy, was it ever cold.
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We are waiting for
replacements like yourself.
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Where are your orders?
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Uh... my orders?
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Your orders.
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Ja, uh, my orders,
uh, uh, my orders, uh...
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Ja?
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My orders.
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I'm... I'm...
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I must have lost them.
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Well, you have a good record.
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Sergeant, make this
man acting corporal.
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He has the experience.
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Jawohl, Herr Kapitän.
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Acting corporal? Me?
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Congratulations.
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Danke.
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Good boy.
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What a sight.
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Wake him up, Schultz.
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Jawohl, Major.
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Herr Kommandant, please.
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Herr Kommandant, please wake up.
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He's a very heavy sleeper.
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Ja, I know, a heavy sleeper
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and a light thinker.
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Get him up!
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Jawohl, Major.
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Herr Kommandant.
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Wake up!
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Bitte, Herr Kommandant!
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Wake up, Herr Kommandant!
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Bitte, wake up!
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Heil Hitler!
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No, no, no, no.
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It's Major Hochstetter.
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Heil Hochstetter!
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Oh, oh, Major Hochstetter.
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What... what... what
are you doing here?
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What's happening?
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There was an attempted sabotage
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on the Millheim railroad bridge.
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It failed.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Why must they do
these things at night?
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We are checking all stalags
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for possible escapees.
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Order a roll call at once.
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A roll call at this hour?
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Are you crazy, Major?
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I am so crazy, I may
have you arrested
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if you don't do as I say!
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That's crazy enough for me.
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For me, too.
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Schultz, don't stand there
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like a fat statue.
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Give the orders!
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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What is this thing on your head?
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Oh, oh, that.
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It has a special ointment
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to stimulate the
growth of my hair.
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Ja, ja.
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Any possibility
it might stimulate
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some activity under the scalp?
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Raus, raus!
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Everybody, roll call!
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You must be kidding, Schultz!
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Come on, LeBeau, "Raus," I said!
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No back talk at all!
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Don't push me!
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What do you mean,
don't push you?
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Raus, everybody! Raus!
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Let's go!
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Newkirk, Newkirk! Raus!
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What about Carter?
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Yeah, we can't
stall much longer.
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Newkirk's going to do
some fancy footwork.
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That's the wrong man.
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I beg your pardon, Schultz.
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This is not the man
who stands here.
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What man is that?
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Carter.
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Carter who?
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It's not "Carter who?";
it's "Carter where?"!
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Well, make up
your bleeding mind.
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Who do you want:
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Carter who or Carter where?
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What difference does it make,
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"Carter who," "Carter where"?
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Where's Carter?
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You got to do something
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about your English,
Schultz; it's terrible.
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Carter, where are you?
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Yo! Who wants me?
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That's "Carter who"!
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This is not your place!
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You get a guy up in
the middle of the night
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and you expect him
to be on the ball?
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Now, get back to your place!
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You understand? Schnell!
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Okay, schnell.
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Who cares where you
are, as long as you're here?
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Quiet! This is roll call!
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Report!
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Attention!
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What kind of POW camp
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are you running?
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You ought to be ashamed
of yourself doing this.
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Herr Kommandant, all
present and accounted for!
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Very good, Sergeant.
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Is he sure?
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Are you sure?
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Yes, sir!
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Yes, sir.
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All right.
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All right!
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I suggest nightly roll calls
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until we find the saboteurs.
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Nightly roll calls?
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Is that necessary?
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Essential!
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Very good idea, Major.
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Attention!
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From now on, there
will be nightly roll calls
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until further notice!
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Dismissed.
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LeBEAU: Boy, I'm
glad he made it in time.
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Ooh, it's cold.
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And then, then he
made me acting corporal!
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Now, can you beat that?
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Boy, that is pretty crazy.
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But you got away with it.
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Yes, sir.
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Boy, but talk
about being scared.
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My guts were turning over.
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Yeah, there's a
nice mental picture.
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Oui, very medical.
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Here, have some coffee.
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No, thanks, Louis.
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Carter, they got the dynamite?
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Yes, sir.
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And the detonator box.
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And they obviously got
in touch with the Gestapo,
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otherwise Hochstetter
wouldn't be here.
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Well, I'm glad it's over.
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If you guys don't mind,
I'm going to turn in.
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I can still feel the
whole thing right in there.
276
00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:55,636
I'm sorry you
said that, Carter...
277
00:10:55,672 --> 00:10:57,137
About turning in, I mean.
278
00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:58,138
What?
279
00:10:58,174 --> 00:10:59,907
Well, I thought you might say,
280
00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:02,710
"Sorry, fellas, I've got to
get back to Company C,
281
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,044
Fourth Panzer Brigade."
282
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,024
You'd have a long wait, sir.
283
00:11:07,717 --> 00:11:09,394
Holy cow, you
mean go back there?
284
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,786
Andrew, they got the
dynamite; we need it.
285
00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,187
We can't get any more.
286
00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:15,422
Our orders are to
blow up that bridge.
287
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,423
It's just sitting there.
288
00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:17,424
Well, who cares?
289
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,604
Let it sit!
290
00:11:18,628 --> 00:11:21,107
Can't we leave a few
bridges in Germany alone?
291
00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:22,759
You bluffed them
once, didn't you?
292
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,594
Well, he had a
nice set of papers.
293
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:27,652
Yeah, signed by you,
Major Newkirkheim.
294
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,353
Very convincing.
295
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,555
Battle of France,
the Eastern Front.
296
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,491
Boy, my guts are spinning around
297
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,726
at just the thought
of going back there.
298
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,774
Carter, you made acting
corporal, didn't you?
299
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:38,896
Well, yes.
300
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,398
You'll throw all that away?
301
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:41,999
Like a shot.
302
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,234
Here.
303
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,172
Here's the uniform.
304
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,652
There's a beer
stain on the front.
305
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,076
I'll pay for the dry cleaning.
306
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,879
Carter the Kraut
says good night.
307
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,013
Andrew.
308
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,717
Listen... it's the dream
309
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,530
of every intelligence outfit
310
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,966
to plant a man with
the enemy's army.
311
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,233
You're that man.
312
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,302
It's a first.
313
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,259
It's a great
opportunity, Andrew.
314
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,728
Listen, mate, the
colonel's asking you.
315
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,179
That's the same as an order.
316
00:12:12,215 --> 00:12:14,310
You could be
court-martialed if you refuse.
317
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,835
Sure, I could be court-martialed
and shot in two armies.
318
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:17,836
That's another first.
319
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,832
Carter, all you have to do is
320
00:12:19,856 --> 00:12:22,273
put on the uniform, go
back there and report.
321
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,209
Right, and be back here in
time for tomorrow night's roll call.
322
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,244
Nothing to it.
323
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,594
Bigmouth.
324
00:12:29,566 --> 00:12:30,609
Well, that's another thing.
325
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,078
I forgot... the new roll call.
326
00:12:32,102 --> 00:12:33,745
What? Do you want me to commute?
327
00:12:33,769 --> 00:12:35,881
I'm going to need a
bicycle, for Pete's sakes!
328
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:36,870
Look, you go there
329
00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:37,871
and get the dynamite.
330
00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:40,708
I'll talk Klink out of
the special roll calls.
331
00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:43,144
That sounds like a fair deal.
332
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,346
Who are you guys trying to kid?
333
00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:47,560
Listen, before I'm
going to go back there,
334
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:49,128
I'm going to quit this outfit.
335
00:12:49,152 --> 00:12:50,463
I'll quit the German army.
336
00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:51,681
I'll quit the war!
337
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,304
Quit the war?
338
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,617
You're darn tootin'!
339
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,840
Carter...
340
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:59,210
who's going to break the news
to Roosevelt and Churchill?
341
00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:18,446
Personally, I think the nightly
roll calls are a good idea.
342
00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:20,025
I am so glad you approve.
343
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,161
It gives me a nice,
warm feeling inside.
344
00:13:22,185 --> 00:13:23,829
Why do you like
night roll calls?
345
00:13:23,853 --> 00:13:26,421
I know how impossible it
is to escape from Stalag 13.
346
00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:28,756
I was hoping it would
keep the men in line.
347
00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:30,068
Mm-hmm. And it hasn't?
348
00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:32,271
Just the opposite... the escape
committee has submitted two plans
349
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,923
in just the last
12 hours. Plans?
350
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,858
Yeah, one prisoner
wants to use the roll calls
351
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:36,962
to escape disguised as you.
352
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,812
As Colonel Klink?
353
00:13:39,836 --> 00:13:40,802
That is you.
354
00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:42,036
Imitate me?
355
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,054
Hard to believe.
356
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,255
Yes, you are.
357
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,568
I hope you told him.
358
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,525
Yes, I said you were impossible.
359
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:48,526
I'm so glad.
360
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:49,761
Yep.
361
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,763
Uh, you know,
frankly, I... I think
362
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,626
you should discontinue
the roll calls, sir.
363
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,149
Can't be done!
364
00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:57,569
Saboteurs tried to destroy
a very important bridge.
365
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,736
You're kidding.
366
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,549
Major Hochstetter's
determined to find them.
367
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,741
He's ordered special
security for all the stalags.
368
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:04,909
He's ordered?
369
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,644
He's only a major.
370
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,045
You're a colonel.
371
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,382
Hogan, you don't understand
the Gestapo, do you?
372
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,383
No, I don't.
373
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,529
Neither do I.
374
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,120
I just do as they demand.
375
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:16,954
Request denied. Dismissed.
376
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,790
Well, don't say I
didn't warn you.
377
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,324
Excuse me, Herr Kommandant.
378
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,793
The supply sergeant just called.
379
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,156
Schultz and Major Hochstetter
have left the ammunition bunker.
380
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,525
Danke, Fräulein Hilda.
381
00:14:25,549 --> 00:14:27,298
Bitte.
382
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,234
Aah, that Hochstetter,
he's everywhere.
383
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,347
Right now he's checking
our supply of dynamite
384
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,905
to see if anything is missing.
385
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,472
Covers all the
bases, doesn't he?
386
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,487
Yes, and I'd like to
booby-trap one of those bases.
387
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,791
That's naughty.
388
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,264
Acting Corporal Hans
Wagner, I believe.
389
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,198
I hitched a ride.
390
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,334
You've got a lot of
the kamikaze in you.
391
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,814
Colonel, I had to see you.
392
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,682
I can't find the
dynamite; now, talk fast.
393
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,139
Gestapo been around?
394
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,273
Maybe they found it.
395
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,641
Negative... they talk about it
396
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,209
like it's still there.
397
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,011
Then keep looking.
398
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,042
Please, Colonel,
can't I come home?
399
00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:19,317
You're doing fine,
except for this crazy move.
400
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,819
I'm warning you,
there'll be another first.
401
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,405
I'll go AWOL from two
armies at the same time.
402
00:15:24,441 --> 00:15:26,273
Easy, easy.
403
00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:27,386
We'll see you tonight.
404
00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:28,826
Yeah. Tonight?!
405
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,062
I couldn't talk Klink out
of a roll call... I'm sorry.
406
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,709
Well, that takes the cake.
407
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,477
What if I can't get out?
408
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,562
We'll start without you.
409
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,664
But, Colonel, listen,
I-I-I don't think...
410
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,221
Watch it, here they come.
411
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:43,657
How dare you say a thing
like that about our Führer?!
412
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,726
I don't care if
you are an officer,
413
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:47,723
you are still a visitor
in Deutschland!
414
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,514
If you ever say a
thing like that again,
415
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,869
I will shoot you in person!
416
00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:56,837
And remember, I have warned you!
417
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,838
Heil Hitler!
418
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,273
Heil! Heil! Heil Hitler!
419
00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:16,490
Where does the Wehrmacht
get men like that, huh?
420
00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:18,925
I'd hate to tell you.
421
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:22,808
Raus, raus, raus, raus.
422
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:24,031
This is becoming a bore.
423
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,244
I don't like it either.
424
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:26,945
Come on, let's go, let's go.
425
00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:29,014
I'm going to miss
this, Schultzy.
426
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,208
I had to look all over the
place, but I finally found it.
427
00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:31,010
They're keeping the
dynamite in the orderly room.
428
00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:32,034
Good, we're in business.
429
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:34,146
You're in business;
I'm in the German army.
430
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,715
When do we move out, Colonel?
431
00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:37,404
We've got to work at night.
432
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,719
What do we do about
those bloody roll calls?
433
00:17:39,743 --> 00:17:40,708
That's a problem.
434
00:17:40,744 --> 00:17:42,088
Well, I got a bigger problem.
435
00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:44,556
A lot of the Krauts are
being shipped out next week.
436
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,463
I could be next.
437
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,381
Shipped out? Where?
438
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,800
They issued these.
439
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,218
Earmuffs?
440
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,970
I don't think we're
planning to attack Miami.
441
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:53,804
"We"?
442
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,207
You know, the guys,
the German army.
443
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,054
Andrew, you haven't
gone Nazi, have you?
444
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,355
Oh, knock it off, please.
445
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,345
Now, come on.
446
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,613
Hold it, hold it.
447
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:03,814
I just happened to think.
448
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,026
Hochstetter could be the answer
449
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,717
to our problem
about the roll calls.
450
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,718
Hochstetter?
451
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,553
Yeah, if we get him out of here,
452
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,554
Klink might ease up.
453
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,538
It's worth a try.
454
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:12,973
Come here, Carter.
455
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,110
I want you to get the
dynamite and meet us here.
456
00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:18,512
See where the road
forks right by the turn?
457
00:18:18,548 --> 00:18:20,114
Tomorrow night, 11:00.
458
00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:21,515
Okay, I'll try.
459
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,178
Hey, I got to get back.
460
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,513
Hey, what's the rush?
461
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,899
Yeah, the Germans
having a night roll call, too?
462
00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:29,189
No, they're showing a
captured Betty Grable picture
463
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:31,092
and I don't want to miss it.
464
00:18:31,127 --> 00:18:33,494
You Nazis really
know how to live.
465
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:38,310
Hello.
466
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,933
Major Hochstetter?
467
00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:41,880
Ja, this is
Oberführer Schlichter,
468
00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:43,971
Düsseldorf headquarters.
469
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:45,506
Ja, Heil Hitler.
470
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,175
Major, we have captured
two underground people.
471
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,821
We believe they
have some connection
472
00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:52,346
mit the assault on
the Millheim bridge.
473
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,282
Ja, ja, that's correct.
474
00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:56,750
We need your assistance, Major.
475
00:18:56,785 --> 00:18:59,686
Do you think you can
come here tomorrow?
476
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,322
Ja.
477
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,723
Danke, Herr Major.
478
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,592
We will expect you.
479
00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:07,495
Ja, Heil Hitler.
480
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,106
Good riddance!
481
00:19:19,142 --> 00:19:21,275
Ah, Hochstetter's not
such a bad guy, sir.
482
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,388
There's one thing nice
about his being here.
483
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,457
It feels so good when he leaves.
484
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:26,647
Ah, you're just prejudiced.
485
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,082
Hochstetter ordered
night roll calls
486
00:19:28,117 --> 00:19:29,416
and you're stuck with them.
487
00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:31,118
Hogan, I am still
488
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:32,386
the commandant here.
489
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,738
Oh, I know that,
490
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,168
but you've got to admit, there's
a man who understands security.
491
00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:37,858
Understands security?
492
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:40,127
There has never been
a successful escape
493
00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:42,780
from Stalag 13, even
without night roll calls.
494
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,981
That's not important.
495
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,850
If Hochstetter insists on
roll calls, what can you do?
496
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,952
What can I do?
497
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,421
The roll call will be canceled
effective immediately.
498
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,267
Better think it
over, Commandant.
499
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,358
Hogan, I do not
need your advice.
500
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,460
You do as you're told.
501
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,495
Dismissed!
502
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,245
Wait, hold it, hold it.
503
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,323
Tank coming, take cover.
504
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,619
Get in!
505
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,156
Hey, guys!
506
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,590
Carter!
507
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,493
What's the idea?
508
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,828
Well, I had to carry the
dynamite in something.
509
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:32,796
Brilliant.
510
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,797
Oh, marvelous.
511
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,377
Why didn't you
steal a convertible?
512
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,578
All right, get in.
513
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,535
Hey, does this work?
514
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,231
Yeah, and we're
going to need it.
515
00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:40,733
I couldn't find
the detonator box.
516
00:20:40,757 --> 00:20:42,067
All right, Millheim
bridge, driver,
517
00:20:42,091 --> 00:20:43,390
and don't spare the horses.
518
00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:44,608
Yes, sir.
519
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,123
He went for it.
520
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,192
They're moving out.
521
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,662
Boy, you could sell used
cars anytime you want to.
522
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,177
Nice way to talk to an officer.
523
00:21:08,051 --> 00:21:09,383
Lieutenant, take over.
524
00:21:09,419 --> 00:21:10,517
Jawohl, Herr Kapitän.
525
00:21:10,553 --> 00:21:11,885
Heil Hitler.
526
00:21:11,921 --> 00:21:13,987
All right, dismount and
wait till they're gone.
527
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,052
All right, fellas, let's go.
528
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,087
Come on.
529
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:38,696
Finished, sir.
530
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:39,697
Charges all wired.
531
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,966
All we got to do is hit
one and they all go off.
532
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:43,901
All right, perfect.
533
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,446
Let's get out of here.
534
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,470
Careful.
535
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,572
Let's go.
536
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,327
LeBEAU: Hey, wait for me!
537
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,212
Coming.
538
00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:21,767
All right, try for the
middle support...
539
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:22,756
It's the biggest target.
540
00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:23,757
Steady.
541
00:22:23,793 --> 00:22:24,725
Got it.
542
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:25,942
All right, load it.
543
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:26,943
Ready?
544
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,161
Ready.
545
00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:29,229
All right, fire.
546
00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:34,468
Low and outside for a ball.
547
00:22:34,503 --> 00:22:36,086
Try it two degrees left, huh?
548
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,771
Right.
549
00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:39,323
Fire!
550
00:22:42,011 --> 00:22:44,111
You're getting warm.
551
00:22:44,147 --> 00:22:47,381
Two more degrees to the
left... and raise the angle.
552
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,418
Ready?
553
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,453
Fire.
554
00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:01,428
Beautiful... on target.
555
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,958
Nice shooting, Acting
Corporal Hans Wagner.
556
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,114
You get all the credit.
557
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,160
Aw, thanks, Colonel.
558
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,684
But there's one thing
I'm kind of sorry about.
559
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:08,519
What's that?
560
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,603
I had to miss
561
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,205
that Betty Grable
picture tonight.
562
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,801
Aw, that's too bad.
563
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:13,868
That's a shame.
564
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,692
LeBEAU: That's very sad... oh.
565
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:23,066
Oh, marvelous.
566
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,035
Thank you for
calling, Lieutenant.
567
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,070
Heil Hitler.
568
00:23:28,391 --> 00:23:30,858
That was a friend of
mine at headquarters.
569
00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:33,794
The Millheim bridge was
destroyed by saboteurs
570
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:34,812
last night.
571
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:35,813
Hmm.
572
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,592
Whoever they are, they got guts.
573
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,666
Oh, they're gutsy!
574
00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:43,704
And my dear friend Major
Hochstetter was in Düsseldorf
575
00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:45,706
on some unimportant business.
576
00:23:45,741 --> 00:23:48,942
He was recalled to
Berlin for discipline.
577
00:23:48,977 --> 00:23:51,690
Let's hope it was
nothing trivial.
578
00:23:51,714 --> 00:23:53,129
Let's hope so.
579
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:53,930
Who asked you?
580
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,482
What do you want here, Schultz?
581
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,467
Herr Kommandant, the
men in Barracks Nine
582
00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,569
would like to have
some more hot water.
583
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,221
What did you tell them?
584
00:24:01,257 --> 00:24:05,075
Oh, I gave them
a definite "maybe."
585
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,727
Of course.
586
00:24:07,796 --> 00:24:10,097
When will you learn to
be tough with these men?
587
00:24:10,133 --> 00:24:12,699
Now, you go back there
and give them a definite no.
588
00:24:12,734 --> 00:24:14,701
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
589
00:24:20,142 --> 00:24:21,308
Sickening.
590
00:24:21,343 --> 00:24:23,455
Yeah, he's got a heart
of pure margarine.
591
00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:24,611
Yes, I know.
592
00:24:24,647 --> 00:24:26,112
Hogan, do you remember
593
00:24:26,148 --> 00:24:28,982
that tough young
corporal who told you off?
594
00:24:29,017 --> 00:24:29,983
Yeah.
595
00:24:30,018 --> 00:24:30,984
What about him?
596
00:24:31,019 --> 00:24:32,185
I tried to locate him.
597
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,587
I thought maybe
he would consider
598
00:24:33,622 --> 00:24:34,554
going into the Luftwaffe.
599
00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:35,555
Any luck?
600
00:24:35,591 --> 00:24:37,257
You'll never believe this.
601
00:24:37,293 --> 00:24:40,026
They told me that he deserted.
602
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,228
A man like that.
603
00:24:42,264 --> 00:24:45,532
Hmm... you just
never know, do you?
604
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,101
No, sometimes
it's better that way.
605
00:24:48,136 --> 00:24:49,469
Ja.
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