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I'm sure you've all
seen Bruno here...
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I mean, Battling Bruno,
train in camp, huh.
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We have.
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Yes, sir, we've watched him.
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Just what do you think of him
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as a fighter, huh?
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His footwork's lousy,
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he can't counterpunch,
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his timing stinks and he
doesn't breathe properly.
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But you like him as a person.
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He has a nice smile.
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For your information,
Battling Bruno has won
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his last 13 fights by knockouts.
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Was he fighting
men or girls, sir?
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Ooh!
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Fighting girls.
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Were you?
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Silence!
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Now, here's the situation.
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We have here the
Luftstalag Boxing Tournament
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and as you can see, Battling
Bruno has reached the finals.
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He was fighting girls.
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He's scheduled to fight Killer
Kandisky, a guard at Stalag 9,
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for the Luftwaffe
Championship on the 31st.
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And on the 30th he
goes into hiding, right?
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Now listen, it is important
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for the prestige of Stalag 13
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that he win that championship.
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Sergeant, I
understand that you are
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an experienced fighter.
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Oh, I don't know
about that, sir.
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I just fought in
the Golden Gloves.
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You will train Bruno
for the big fight.
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Start at once.
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Hold it! Hold it!
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There's nothing in the Geneva
Prisoner-of-War Convention
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that requires a man to
be a sparring partner.
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However, for certain
considerations...
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What do you want, Hogan?
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Extra half hour of
hot water per day,
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some extra bread rations
at least once a month
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and a few organized
walks in the countryside.
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Some of the men are very
interested bird watchers.
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Walks in the countryside, hmm?
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So you can try escaping.
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We've got to start somewhere.
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I can give you
everything but that.
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Okay, Bruno has
himself a sparring partner.
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Right, Kinch?
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Sounds fair.
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Hello, Colonel Klink speaking.
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Heil Hitler.
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Oh!
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Oh, General Burkhalter.
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How very nice to hear from you.
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What's that, sir?
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Yes, sir, "shut up
and listen," yes, sir.
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Oh, you're arriving tonight
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with Captain Stahl
and Major Rudel.
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Yes, sir, your quarters will
be ready for you, yes, sir.
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What?
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Top secret meeting.
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Get out of here!
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Don't worry, sir,
I won't tell a soul.
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Mm-hmm.
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Where is Private Mueller?
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Private Mueller, Herr Leutnant?
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Ja,
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the man I ordered to stand
guard outside that door.
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I didn't know we had
a Private Mueller, sir.
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What about Schmidt?
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Oh, we have a
Sergeant Schmidt, sir.
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Ah, that's the man.
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Where is he?
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Off duty, I believe, sir.
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Off duty?
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Dummkopf!
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He disobeyed my orders.
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I will see he is transferred
to the Russian Front!
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Yes, sir.
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I will see his entire
family is transferred
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to the Russian Front!
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Now you go outside and
take his place outside that door.
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I will stand here.
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Jawohl, Herr Leutnant.
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Quick march.
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Eins, zwei, drei,
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vier, eins, zwei,
drei, vier, eins,
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zwei, drei, vier.
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Captain Stahl and Major
Rudel here are assigned
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to the Luftwaffe High
Command, the planning staff.
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High Command?
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Gentlemen, more cognac.
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We are here on a
rather delicate matter...
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Internal service politics.
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You have certainly
come to the right man
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for delicate matters.
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Your career is
a delicate matter.
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The British radar network
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has been frustrating
our air attacks.
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The captain and the
major here have a plan
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for knocking them out.
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Combined sabotage
and Stuka attacks.
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Very carefully coordinated.
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Sounds good to me.
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Based on my experiences,
they should work.
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Thank you, Colonel Klink.
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Now, because of a
few senior officers,
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the captain and the major
have not been able to get
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a hearing for the plan.
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I have suggested to commit
this idea to paper in full detail,
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then I will take it to
Göring personally.
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We need a place to
work for about a week...
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in absolute privacy.
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They will be dealing
in top secret material:
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strength of our first-line
units, airfield locations,
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names of German agents in
England, all that sort of thing.
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Can you accommodate us, Colonel?
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Oh, I shall be greatly honored.
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I mean, if my small
contribution will help
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to destroy the British radar,
that's all the reward I need.
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Commandant, you are
a truly patriotic officer.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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Oh, you might mention my
name to Reichsmarschall Göring,
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if he likes the plan.
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And they're going to
work in the VIP quarters.
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Just around the corner.
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Imagine the classified
information they need
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for a plan like that.
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Yeah, all those secret goodies
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sitting right on
top of our tunnel.
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They'll be guarding
that building
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like the bloody Bank of England.
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We'd only need ten, maybe
15 minutes with a camera.
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Some way to draw those
guards away from that building.
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Maybe we could invite them over
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to watch Battling Bruno train.
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Oh, sure, they'll
leave their post.
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Not very likely.
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You know, your average
Nazi just isn't a boxing fan.
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Well, hold it, hold it, hold it.
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Yeah.
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They might not leave
to watch training,
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but a real fight could
be something else.
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When you're sparring with Bruno,
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do you think you
could lay him out?
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Lay him out?
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The problem's going to
be keeping him on his feet.
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Herr Kommandant.
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All equipment is in
the building as ordered.
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Very good, Sergeant Schultz.
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Post a 24-hour
guard, your best men.
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No unauthorized person is
to enter or leave that building.
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Sir, there is no need for
you to worry about security.
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I don't worry about security.
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It's you and Schultz
that keep me on edge.
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I assure you...
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Schultz... excuse me, gentlemen.
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You got some smelling salts?
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Smelling salts?
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Yeah, your boy Battling
Bruno is clobbering Kinchloe.
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Marvelous! Get
the smelling salts.
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Kinch is supposed to
be the sparring partner,
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not a punching bag.
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That Bruno's a real killer.
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That's the guard who will bring
the championship to Stalag 13.
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Hey, Schultz, hurry it up!
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A killer.
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I'm glad someone
around here is dangerous.
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I'd like to see this myself.
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Come on.
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Schultz!
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There he is, Herr General,
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a great example of a
fighting man in action.
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Hmm, what a specimen.
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Ja, I wish he was one of ours.
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I meant Battling
Bruno, not the prisoner.
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You have visitors.
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Yeah, so I see.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what to do.
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Uh-huh.
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Next round.
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Make it look good.
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He knows that we're here,
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so he's going to try
and put on a show.
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LeBEAU: Give it to him.
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Come on, Kinch.
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Beautiful.
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Your Battling Bruno
is showing off, all right.
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A lucky blow, that's
all, Herr General.
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The smelling salt,
Herr... Kommandant.
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Smelling salt!
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Foul!
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I saw it very clearly. Foul!
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Foul!
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Well, if I know Burkhalter,
we've got our fight.
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Carter, save two ringside seats
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for Captain Stahl
and Major Rudel.
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It was an accident.
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Doesn't matter.
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By now the news has traveled:
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A German has been knocked
out by an American prisoner of war,
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and a black American
prisoner of war at that.
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Ah, let the news travel.
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Who cares?
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It may get to the Führer.
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I care very much,
that's who cares.
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But surely Hitler
wouldn't, I mean...
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Do you recall the 1936
Olympics in Berlin?
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An American, Jesse Owens...
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Every time he won a gold medal,
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Hitler left the stadium
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rather than watch
the presentation.
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But certainly Hitler could
not compare that to...
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He'll manage, don't worry.
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Surely Battling Bruno would not
let himself be knocked out again.
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Ja.
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I keep my eyes open,
Herr Kommandant.
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Ja, ja.
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Not good enough.
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We must even up the score.
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It must be known a German
can beat an American at anything.
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Klink!
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Arrange a fight
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between your champion
here and Sergeant Kinchloe.
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And Klink, Bruno must win!
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That's an order.
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Well, I can't guarantee that...
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But you will.
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You mean cheat?
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Don't bother me with details.
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You'll knock him out
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or you'll find yourself
fighting a Russian bear
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for the Stalingrad Championship.
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And guess who will
be in your corner,
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shivering.
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You mean a real fight?
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Regulation gloves, no headgear?
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Correct.
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Marquess of Queensberry rules.
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He was one of our
chaps, you know.
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I don't know, it's up to Kinch.
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He's the one that's
got to do the fighting.
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Sparring partner is one thing,
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but really fighting
that killer, I don't know.
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You knocked him out.
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Lucky shot, Commandant.
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Yeah, very lucky.
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I saw the whole thing.
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I believe I detect
a note of fear.
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Colonel,
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we've been together a long time.
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I don't want to see Kinch hurt.
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Right. That Bruno's a slasher.
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He puts me in the
mind of Max Schmeling.
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Uh, sir, request
permission to speak.
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Sic him, Andrew.
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Well, sir, as you
know, an officer's duty is
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to protect his men.
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Now, if you let Kinch
fight that brute...
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I won't order Kinch
to fight Bruno; I can't.
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But, well, if he doesn't
accept the challenge,
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I just hate the idea of
commanding Hogan's Cowards.
265
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,821
It's got a nice sound
to it: Hogan's Cowards.
266
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,789
I like it.
267
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,073
Well, what's the decision?
268
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,520
Well, I can't let
this side down.
269
00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:36,044
Okay, I'll fight Bruno.
270
00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:37,678
Are you out of your mind?!
271
00:11:37,713 --> 00:11:40,248
You haven't had
the kind of food...!
272
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,293
Back off, fellas.
273
00:11:41,317 --> 00:11:42,895
Kinch made up his own mind.
274
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:43,919
Excellent.
275
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,364
Shall we say Wednesday night?
276
00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:47,299
Right, your boy has a fight.
277
00:11:47,323 --> 00:11:48,689
Good luck.
278
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,024
You'll need it.
279
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,262
Come on.
280
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,263
Oh, yeah.
281
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,298
Ha!
282
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,040
Hey, maybe I
ought to fight Bruno.
283
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,195
One, two, three, four.
284
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,963
One, two, three, four.
285
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,614
One, two, three, four.
286
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:37,550
Eins, zwei, drei, vier...
287
00:12:37,574 --> 00:12:39,718
Faster, faster, schneller,
schneller, schneller, schneller.
288
00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:40,852
Eins, zwei, drei, vier...
289
00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:43,277
Ah, Bruno, you're
looking very good.
290
00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,212
Herr Kommandant!
291
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:45,313
Danke, Kommandant.
292
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,493
Now, your orders are to
knock out Sergeant Kinchloe
293
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,983
in the first round.
294
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,897
That'll teach them a lesson
about German superiority.
295
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:53,121
First round, sir?
296
00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:54,405
I don't know if...
297
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,707
Now, uh... I have something here
298
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,910
that will ensure a
first-round knockout.
299
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,545
Now, you will place
300
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,180
these insurance
policies in your gloves.
301
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,802
But Herr Kommandant,
this is cheating.
302
00:13:07,837 --> 00:13:09,537
Schultz, all is fair in war.
303
00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:11,973
Herr Kommandant, as
sergeant of the Luftwaffe
304
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,542
and a man of honor, I object!
305
00:13:14,577 --> 00:13:16,010
Would you also object
306
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,646
as a private in
the Luftwaffe, huh?
307
00:13:18,682 --> 00:13:22,600
This is going to
be a terrific fight!
308
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,346
Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
309
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,930
Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
310
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,444
The odds are now six to four.
311
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,445
Stay in line.
312
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,481
Keep moving.
313
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,561
Have your money ready, please.
314
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,284
Cash only... no checks.
315
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,531
Right, the credit
department's on the roof.
316
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,183
Take the lift... there you go.
317
00:13:44,207 --> 00:13:46,741
All right, we'll put the
loudspeakers right about here.
318
00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:49,444
That should draw the Krauts
away from the VIP building.
319
00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:51,324
Uh-huh, that should
take the heat off LeBeau.
320
00:13:51,348 --> 00:13:52,279
Fine.
321
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:53,659
Carter, you're going to handle
322
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:55,060
volume control from ringside.
323
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,685
I want you to start out
high, fade down low.
324
00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:58,831
Newkirk'll tell you when.
325
00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,020
Okay.
326
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,021
LeBeau, I figure
327
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,401
about 15 minutes
for the pictures, huh?
328
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,769
Oui... the camera
is ready, Colonel.
329
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,237
Kinch, that means
the fight's got to go
330
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,861
at least six rounds...
331
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,028
No less.
332
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,365
If I have to carry
Bruno in my arms.
333
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,078
Loudspeaker, w-what loudspeaker?
334
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,102
What, what, what?
335
00:14:14,136 --> 00:14:16,148
General Burkhalter
asked us to set it up,
336
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,650
so the men on
guard duty could hear
337
00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:18,801
a blow-by-blow description.
338
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,743
Yeah, and Andrew will do
a bloody good job of it, too.
339
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,089
Yeah, he's the announcer type.
340
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,758
You mean Carter is going
to broadcast on these?
341
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:26,748
Uh-huh.
342
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:27,860
Any objections?
343
00:14:27,884 --> 00:14:30,162
Why didn't Commandant
Klink tell me about it?
344
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,764
I could have set it up.
345
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,566
Well, he was looking
for you, big fella.
346
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,255
I was in the kitchen.
347
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,558
Grazing on liverwurst again?
348
00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:40,895
Official business!
349
00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:43,497
Schultz, it's about time
you got out of the kitchen
350
00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:44,983
and into the war.
351
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,952
Loudspeaker system?
352
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,031
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
353
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,654
Installed and ready.
354
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:55,293
I did it myself, just like
General Burkhalter ordered it.
355
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,161
General Burkhalter ordered?
356
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,230
Oh... oh, yes, yes, of course.
357
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,965
Just as General
Burkhalter ordered it.
358
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:06,504
And Carter's broadcast will be
enjoyed by every man on duty.
359
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,905
What?
360
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,840
Oh... oh, yes, indeed.
361
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,409
I-I'm sure it will.
362
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,877
Very good, very good, Schultz.
363
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,545
Carry on.
364
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,181
It's a loudspeaker,
Herr General.
365
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,850
I know what it is, Klink.
366
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:22,319
You know, they should hear
the broadcast very plainly.
367
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,555
Sergeant Carter is an
excellent announcer.
368
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,525
The more men who
hear it, the better.
369
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:32,430
Smart idea letting their
own man describe the fight.
370
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,743
Oh, I knew the setup
would satisfy you.
371
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,467
I supervised it myself.
372
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,203
Good thinking.
373
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,372
Is it possible I have
been underestimating you
374
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,474
all these years, Klink?
375
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,544
No, it's not possible.
376
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,799
Testing... one,
two, three, four.
377
00:15:58,841 --> 00:15:59,873
LeBEAU: Ho, ho!
378
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,737
Good evening, gentlemen,
379
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:18,709
and a very warm
"Heil Hitler" to you all.
380
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:22,447
Now, the contest this
evening takes place
381
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,749
with the kind
permission of a man
382
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:31,088
whose brilliance is matched
only by his high rank.
383
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,792
I refer, of course,
to none other
384
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,262
than the one and only
General Burkhalter.
385
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,052
Silence!
386
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,321
Any POW who gets out of line
387
00:16:47,357 --> 00:16:52,459
will find himself in solitary
confinement on bread and water.
388
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:56,430
So... enjoy yourselves
and have a good time.
389
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,569
Now... the contestants.
390
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:08,626
In this corner, wearing
black trunks at 205 pounds,
391
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,412
the pride of Stalag 13
392
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:17,684
and the champion of all the
Luftstalags, Battling Bruno.
393
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,806
Boo!
394
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:26,978
In the far corner,
at 195 pounds,
395
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:30,314
one of our most popular POWs,
396
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,949
Sergeant Kinchloe.
397
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,589
The referee for
tonight's contest
398
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:44,462
is Oberleutnant Herman
Schmelzer, Fourth Panzer Brigade
399
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:50,234
and at present the president
of the Düsseldorf Athletic Club.
400
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:58,259
The judges: General Burkhalter,
Captain Stahl, Major Rudel
401
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:01,863
and, of course, your commandant.
402
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,128
All Nazi judges
and a Kraut referee.
403
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,770
Has all the makings
of a fair fight.
404
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,535
I want a good, clean fight.
405
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,592
No gouging.
406
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,938
In case of a knockdown,
407
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,807
you go to the neutral corner.
408
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,831
Now shake hands.
409
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,212
When the bell rings,
you come out fighting.
410
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,813
Good luck to you both.
411
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,037
May the best man...
412
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,449
Battling Bruno...
413
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,639
Win.
414
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,291
Did you get the
insurance policies?
415
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,282
Good.
416
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,794
Don't forget...
First-round knockout.
417
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,559
Guten Abend, sports fans.
418
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,028
This is Sergeant Andrew
Carter speaking to you ringside
419
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,431
here at Luftstalag
13 Sports Palace,
420
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,150
ready to bring you
a blow-by-blow detail
421
00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:57,896
of this very, very
great contest.
422
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,488
The boys are in the
center of the ring now.
423
00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:01,767
They're sparring
around just a little bit,
424
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,324
feeling each other out now.
425
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,777
Bruno looks like he can do some
real damage here this evening.
426
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,358
Well, I'd hate to
be in there with him.
427
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,493
Friends, I just wish you
could be here with us.
428
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,595
There goes that Battling
Bruno now with a big uppercut!
429
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,013
And Kinchloe looks
like he's in trouble.
430
00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,648
Bruno and Kinchloe
are going into a clinch,
431
00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:17,683
the referee breaks it up.
432
00:19:17,707 --> 00:19:18,773
There they go now.
433
00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:19,874
Kinch backing away.
434
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,126
Bruno looks very, very good.
435
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,729
He tries... tries a left
now there, tries a left.
436
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,997
Bruno just caught Kinch there
437
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,015
with a big left
hook to the chin.
438
00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,685
Kinch is on the deck and
the referee's counting now.
439
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:36,624
Five, six, seven, eight, nine.
440
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,981
Hey, you're doing a great job.
441
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,382
Great job, Kinch.
442
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,129
Could have fooled me.
443
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,998
I thought you were out.
444
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,755
You thought?
445
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,322
What'd you say your name was?
446
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,407
You're kidding.
447
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,409
That guy's got
something in his gloves
448
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,344
feels like two Sherman tanks.
449
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,163
He really caught me.
450
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,010
Should have figured
on a double cross.
451
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,634
Stay out of his way,
get on your bicycle.
452
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,169
You can believe it.
453
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,638
Hey, suppose he clips me again?
454
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,773
Then we're all going
to take the count,
455
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,575
in front of a firing squad.
456
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,643
Newkirk,
457
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,211
get going on the P.A.
458
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,527
Right, sir.
459
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,762
Excuse me, sir,
we've had a complaint
460
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,285
from the men in the compound.
461
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,331
It's not loud enough.
462
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,400
Well, let's do something
about it at once.
463
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,424
Yes, sir.
464
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:27,958
That should do it.
465
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:28,994
Good.
466
00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:33,025
And there goes the
bell for round two.
467
00:20:33,049 --> 00:20:35,148
Yes, sir, and now
Kinchloe's coming out
468
00:20:35,184 --> 00:20:36,834
looking very fresh and ready.
469
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,614
Yes, sir, he is
ready for revenge.
470
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,098
He's circling around
now, keeping away
471
00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:42,707
from that old Teutonic left
hook that laid him on the deck.
472
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,487
And Bruno takes a left
to the body and a right.
473
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,690
And now he comes for
the jab to Kinchloe's head.
474
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,612
He's connected!
475
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,225
Wow, Kinchloe's
now shaking his head,
476
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,416
trying to clear it out,
but there's no chance.
477
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,229
Let me tell you
something, fight fans...
478
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,798
This Battling
Bruno can really hit.
479
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,121
He doesn't connect very
often, but when he does...
480
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,165
A left, a right, another
left and now another right.
481
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,101
Oh, boy, they're
in a clinch now.
482
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,736
Now they're separated
by the referee,
483
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,293
Oberleutnant Herman Schmelzer.
484
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,207
Now they're backing
away and now Kinchloe's...
485
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:39,196
What is this?
486
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:40,765
You're supposed to be on duty.
487
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,077
Back to your posts!
488
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,661
Schnell, both of you, move!
489
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,044
Now Kinchloe's slowed down
490
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,235
just a little bit now
from the pressure
491
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,232
from that bruising,
brutish Battling Bruno.
492
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,555
What a fight this has been.
493
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,568
Yes, sir, I wish you folks
out there in Krautland
494
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,437
could have been here
with us this evening
495
00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:27,305
because we've really
seen ourselves some battle.
496
00:22:27,329 --> 00:22:28,995
Ooh, and Kinchloe is down.
497
00:22:29,031 --> 00:22:32,099
That battling Bruno caught
him again with that big left hook.
498
00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:34,935
This could be curtains
for Kinchloe now.
499
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:35,953
Four,
500
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,121
five...
501
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,357
Schultz, isn't it exciting?
502
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,663
I'm sorry, Colonel.
503
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,166
LeBeau's not finished...
He's not back yet.
504
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,269
Okay...
505
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:53,520
back on the bicycle.
506
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:09,903
Look out for that
bloody uppercut!
507
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,661
Stick him, Kinch!
508
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:19,040
That a boy!
509
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,364
Stick him! Stick him!
510
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,732
Now, Kinch, now!
511
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:30,875
Stop the fight!
512
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:31,876
Stop the fight!
513
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,377
We give up! We give up!
514
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,645
But Colonel!
515
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,498
I just couldn't stand by seeing
you take this punishment, Kinch.
516
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:38,782
I'm sorry, it's just inhuman.
517
00:23:46,108 --> 00:23:51,178
One minute and ten
seconds of the seventh round,
518
00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:57,150
the winner and champion
of Stalag 13, Battling Bruno.
519
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,140
You know this loss is
costing us a bloody fortune.
520
00:24:08,164 --> 00:24:10,464
Worth every penny
for the pictures I got.
521
00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:14,284
Don't worry, we'll put it on
the expense account to London.
522
00:24:16,605 --> 00:24:18,339
Hey, didn't I pay you once?
523
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,140
Hey, Fritz, come...!
524
00:24:22,845 --> 00:24:25,546
Hey, listen now, any of you
Nazis trying to collect twice,
525
00:24:25,581 --> 00:24:27,292
you're going to get
in serious trouble.
526
00:24:27,316 --> 00:24:29,350
I mean it.
527
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,619
You, Sergeant Kinchloe,
put up a great fight.
528
00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:33,754
Thank you, General.
529
00:24:33,789 --> 00:24:37,057
But the superiority
of the master race
530
00:24:37,092 --> 00:24:39,360
will tell every time.
531
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:43,263
And Battling Bruno is
still champion of Stalag 13.
532
00:24:43,298 --> 00:24:46,166
Uh, I'd like to be the
one to tell him that, sir...
533
00:24:46,201 --> 00:24:47,601
as soon as he wakes up.
534
00:24:47,636 --> 00:24:50,196
Which should be in a day or so.
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