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Now, how much would you
and your men care to give
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to the Winter Relief Fund?
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Are you kidding?
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We want you to lose
the war, remember?
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There... There is nothing
you would care to give?
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Yeah, a little advice:
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Surrender.
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Hogan, you're being
very uncooperative.
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I had hoped that we
would set an example
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for some of the other stalags,
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but I can see that...
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Bombers.
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Yeah, and plenty of 'em.
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Ah, our great and
glorious Luftwaffe
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is on its way to
destroy England.
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Better have your monocle
checked, Commandant.
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That's our gang up there.
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Yes, he's right.
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I can see the
markings on the plane.
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Did I ask you?
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In about a half an hour,
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your favorite
beer hall in Berlin
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is going to be missing.
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The planes are heading
north by northeast
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at approximately 3,000 feet.
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At the moment, German
antiaircraft batteries
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are firing with deadly accuracy.
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Just a minute, folks,
there is a development.
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One of the bombers has been hit.
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The parachutes are opening.
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The crew is bailing out.
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I estimate the plane
will crash near Stalag 13.
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Near Stalag 13.
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LeBEAU: Hey,
let's get out of here.
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Come on, let's go.
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Yes, the plane is going
to crash at Stalag 13.
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Beautiful shooting.
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You lost a plane, Hogan.
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We may have lost a plane,
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but we found a great
radio announcer.
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Boy, what a wreck.
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Those guys were
lucky to bail out.
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Yeah.
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Nobody could've walked
away from that one.
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LeBEAU: Anything there
we could use, Colonel?
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I don't think so... We
got enough ashtrays.
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I could sneak out tonight
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and see if there's
anything to salvage.
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Have you met our
local junk dealer?
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Forget it.
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Give the Germans
something to play with.
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LeBEAU: Uh-oh. They brought
you something else to play with.
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You have been brought to
the toughest P.O.W. camp
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in all of Germany,
and I warn you...
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Obey the rules and regulations
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or suffer the consequences.
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I was just going to say that.
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You know, Commandant,
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maybe you ought
to have cards printed.
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Hogan, I'm conducting
this interrogation,
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if you don't mind.
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What Colonel Hogan
says is true... obey, or else.
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Okay.
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Okay, what?
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Do I have to call him "sir"?
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I know it's hard to believe,
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but he is a colonel.
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Hogan!
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Sir.
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That's better.
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Now, Captain,
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what is your flying group
and where are you stationed?
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Mitchell, comma, John, comma,
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Captain, United
States Army Air Force.
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Serial number 087670...
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Please, let's have none of that
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name, rank and
serial number stuff.
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Just tell me where
you were stationed.
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Speak up or I'll be forced to...
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Colonel Klink speaking.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Yes, General.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, it's a pleasure
to hear from you.
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Yes, sir, I sent
you the S-23 forms,
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just as you requested.
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I'm always at
your disposal, sir.
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Heil Hitler.
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Hand it over.
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Hand what over?
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Hogan.
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"Must talk to you. How?"
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What's so important?
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Speak up.
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All right, three days
solitary confinement.
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That'll make you talkative.
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Solitary for not
answering a question?
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Why, you louse...! Hold it!
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Wouldn't talk to the
commandant that way.
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Commandant? He's
just a Kraut to me.
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Four days solitary
confinement. You...!
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Look, before you ask
for a week, try solitary.
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You might not like it.
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You gonna let him
get away with this?
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No, I intend to make
a strong protest.
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Colonel Klink, as senior
P.O.W. officer here, I protest.
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Colonel Hogan, as
commandant of Stalag 13,
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your protest has been noted.
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Thank you.
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Sergeant Schultz?
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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Take this man to the cooler.
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Thanks, Colonel.
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You've been a big help.
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Look, buddy, I'm only
an employee of this war,
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just like you.
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For me?
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For me, my little friend?
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Yes, Schultzy.
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Hold this. Mmm.
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Mmm...
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Wunderbar, wunderbar.
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They are so light and good.
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They don't even taste
like potato pancakes.
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Merci. Bon appétit.
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Tunneling into jail?
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Anybody can tunnel out of jail.
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Amazing.
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A Frenchman who knows
how to make our pancakes.
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If you wanted to, you
could be a German.
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Mmm.
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Maybe in the next war.
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How do you like our
little motel? Charming.
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Yeah, the guidebook
gives it four stars
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with a skull and crossbones.
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Well, at least it's the
safest place to talk.
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You got me in here purposely?
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I'll try to get Klink to
release you in a day or so.
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Colonel? What?
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What about my crew?
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They're at Stalag 4.
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Now, you wanted to talk to me.
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What is it?
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The DF box in my plane.
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DF box?
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Direction Finder.
It's top secret.
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There's an underground
transmitting station
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in France, another in England.
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The box is tuned to the signals.
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And where the beams cross,
you can get a position fix.
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Right.
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Orders are to destroy
the box if captured.
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The destruct mechanism failed.
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I was hoping the plane
would burn when it crashed.
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Well, it didn't.
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The forward
fuselage is still intact.
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That's trouble.
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The Germans find
that box, analyze it...
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They could figure a
way to jam your signals.
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But every day they don't have it
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saves men and planes.
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Somebody's got
to steal that DF box
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before they get wise to it.
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All right, look...
Sketch the box.
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Any details and
dimensions, if you know them.
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Yes, sir.
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One more thing.
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The next time you bail out,
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pick another stalag.
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About the size of a small
Red Cross package, I'd say.
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He shows a place there for
a wire or a cable attachment.
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And what's that terminal?
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That hooks onto the
plane's radio system.
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That other wire's for
the electrical power
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to the generator.
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Pretty simple hookup. Yep.
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We're going to try for
that DF box tonight.
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What?!
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Good luck.
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Oh, that's a nice surprise.
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Colonel, the Krauts
are guarding that wreck.
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With a single guard.
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Kinch and LeBeau
get into the fuselage
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and cut that box loose.
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Who's going to
cut the Kraut loose?
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That's Carter and Newkirk's
part of the operation.
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Lovely.
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You'll all go out through
the emergency tunnel.
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Kinch and LeBeau wait.
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Newkirk, you'll be in
an officer's uniform.
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Carter, you'll be a private.
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That's how I started
my army career.
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Hey, hey, just a minute.
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If we get caught in
German uniforms,
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it's not the cooler, you know.
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It's "What will you
have for your last meal?"
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With any luck, we'll
be able to do the job.
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Just remember, when
the time comes, move fast.
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Yeah, I'd like to
start moving now,
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if you don't mind... In
the opposite direction.
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Guard, you are relieved.
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Return to your quarters.
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The Gestapo is taking over.
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Captain.
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What are you doing here?
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Abend, Major.
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I said what are you doing here?
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We're just checking up and out.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Major Feldkamp,
I don't understand.
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Why is it necessary for
the Gestapo to take over?
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Because we don't often
find an enemy plane
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in this condition,
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and the Air Ministry
is very interested
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in having a look at it.
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Well, I can handle this
responsibility myself.
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The Gestapo has its orders,
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and anyone who
interferes with us
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can find the
results very chilling.
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I expect your full
cooperation, Colonel.
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I will be very chilling.
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I mean, I'll be
very cooperative.
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Good. Berlin is sending an
aviation engineering expert
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to inspect the wreckage
and to remove any equipment
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he feels may be
useful for research.
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Perhaps you know of
him... Dr. Wolfgang Becker?
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Oh, yes, I know him very well.
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We met a few years ago,
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at one of Marshal Goring's
parties at his hunting lodge.
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And, I, uh...
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Of course I have read about
Dr. Becker in the newspapers.
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Klink always picks the
wrong name to drop.
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I have a copy here
of Dr. Becker's file...
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Details of his work, his
past, that sort of thing.
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You will familiarize
yourself with it,
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find out everything
you can about him.
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I understand.
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So I can talk to
him intelligently.
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Ja, so that you
can talk to him inte...
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Well, who knows?
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Wolfgang Becker.
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Sounds like something
you eat with beer.
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He must really be
a big shot scientist.
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Mm-hmm.
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Boy, he'll probably have
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that DF box analyzed
in about three days.
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Unless we can get
it away from him.
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And how does one
do that, pray tell?
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I'll answer that as soon
as we have a look at his file.
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All right, time to go.
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Oh, believe you me,
Schultz, I'm ready.
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Hey, come on,
LeBeau, knock it off!
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Yes, LeBeau, let's go!
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Raus!
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Raus, LeBeau! Raus!
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Where are you? LeBeau!
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Hey, come on, LeBeau.
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Louis?
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LeBeau, are you in there?
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Boy...
264
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:06,963
How do you like that?
265
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,536
He must have sneaked out.
266
00:13:08,605 --> 00:13:10,371
What do you mean?
267
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,789
I didn't see him.
268
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,257
What's the matter, Schultz?
269
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,658
Did you see LeBeau go out?
270
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,027
I was working at my desk.
271
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,328
He could have gone out.
272
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:18,676
He even left his broom.
273
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,342
Boy, he's always goofing off.
274
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,299
Pardon me.
275
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,249
I'll put him on report.
276
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:25,203
Well, there's no need
to get drastic about it.
277
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,971
Leave it to me, you understand?
278
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,472
Raus!
279
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,241
Sheesh.
280
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,143
Specialty: aerodynamics
and aircraft engineering.
281
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,513
There's a long list of
university degrees here.
282
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:09,681
Skip it.
283
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,149
Hey, everybody
knows he's brilliant.
284
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,785
He's an early Party member,
married, with two children,
285
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,737
and the family
lives in Hannover.
286
00:14:16,806 --> 00:14:19,087
He doesn't drink or smoke,
and he's never been known
287
00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:21,070
to be involved with
any woman but his wife.
288
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,027
What do you do
with a man like that?
289
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,545
Bury him.
290
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,663
He's known to be an
inveterate gambler...
291
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,484
Frequently seen at the
casino at Baden-Baden.
292
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,646
He's never been in debt
293
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:31,914
as a result of his
gambling habits,
294
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,215
but it may be
considered his hobby.
295
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,017
That's big help, that is.
296
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,308
Yeah, nothing
here for us, Colonel.
297
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,343
I'm not so sure; not so sure.
298
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,356
He's going to be here
in just a short time,
299
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,714
working on that wreck.
300
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,349
Now, our first problem
is to keep him here.
301
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,196
Carter, could you build a DF box
302
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,564
like the one on the plane?
303
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,699
A phony?
304
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,888
I could try.
305
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,890
We've got that drawing
that the captain gave you.
306
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,291
All right, good.
307
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,361
While Carter's
building that box,
308
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,148
we're going to be
building a gambling casino.
309
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,816
Colonel?
310
00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:04,485
I'm busy, Hogan; dismissed.
311
00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,520
For the Relief Fund.
312
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,222
Mmm. Ten marks... I'm touched.
313
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:11,092
Yeah, so were the boys
when I took it from them.
314
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,961
You mean, they gave to the
Winter Relief Fund voluntarily?
315
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,074
Well, more or less.
316
00:15:15,098 --> 00:15:16,142
We were playing poker
317
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,777
and we cut some
money from the pots.
318
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,333
Gambling is
against regulation...
319
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,035
Except for charitable purposes.
320
00:15:21,104 --> 00:15:23,805
It's no wonder they made
you chairman of the fund.
321
00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:25,317
How are the
contributions going, sir?
322
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,381
Ah, this is the first one.
323
00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:27,775
You're kidding.
324
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:31,212
Hmm. How can
people be so unfeeling?
325
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:35,049
I mean, charity should
transcend even the hatred of war.
326
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:37,329
Beautifully put,
sir. Beautifully put.
327
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,554
Something to think about on
those 40-below-zero nights.
328
00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:41,889
What 40-below-zero nights?
329
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,002
Oh, come on.
330
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,336
You're chairman of the fund.
331
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,371
It's a flop, big boys
won't do anything yet.
332
00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:47,428
Yet?
333
00:15:47,496 --> 00:15:49,008
But when they start making up
334
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,410
that next transfer list
to the Russian Front,
335
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:52,878
some wise guy's bound to say,
336
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:54,914
"You know, Klink
was a lousy chairman.
337
00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:56,849
Maybe he'd do
better at Stalingrad."
338
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,107
They would never send
me to the Russian Front.
339
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,307
Not in a million years.
340
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,721
No, not in a million years.
341
00:16:01,745 --> 00:16:04,411
But how about next week?
342
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,881
If only I could raise the money
for the Winter Relief Fund.
343
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:08,493
Yeah, better think
of something, sir.
344
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,952
Ja.
345
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,419
Anything?
346
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:14,856
My mind is a blank,
absolutely a blank.
347
00:16:14,924 --> 00:16:15,924
Situation normal.
348
00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:20,628
Let us confine ourselves
to ideas, not to insults.
349
00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:21,974
Yeah, sorry, sir.
350
00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:23,564
You did it so simply.
351
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:26,267
A card game, a
few marks at a time.
352
00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:28,180
You could do the
same thing, sir.
353
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,365
I could? Sure.
354
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,334
Set up a casino
right here in camp...
355
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,757
Roulette, poker, blackjack.
356
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,124
Chemin de fer...
357
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,672
"Colonel Klink invites you
to a night in Monte Carlo."
358
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,131
Yes! And invite officers
from other stalags.
359
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,298
Oh, brilliant.
360
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,647
And the Winter Relief Fund
361
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,446
gets a good hefty
cut of the action.
362
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,769
But a casino, right here?
363
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:46,770
In Barracks 9.
364
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,072
It's empty.
365
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,485
You set up a few roulette,
poker, blackjack tables,
366
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,809
fix the place up... the works.
367
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,595
Hogan, why are you
suddenly so cooperative?
368
00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:56,675
To keep the prisoners occupied.
369
00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:59,967
And they may pick up a
few tips from the winners.
370
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,519
I see.
371
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,754
All right.
372
00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:03,971
Go and get started at once.
373
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:05,072
Good.
374
00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:08,041
I knew I would come
up with a clever idea
375
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,243
if I only tried.
376
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:11,746
Funny, I had that feeling, too.
377
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,040
Okay, run the carpet now, eh?
378
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,575
And go and get the chairs, eh?
379
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,580
Come on, come on, do it faster.
380
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,507
Dr. Wolfgang Becker, I presume.
381
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,647
It's not my cousin
from Milwaukee.
382
00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:48,749
LeBeau, since you'll be
doing the cooking for him,
383
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,396
find out what room
they put him in, huh?
384
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,352
Oui, Colonel.
385
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:52,621
Carter, we'll need a passkey.
386
00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:53,689
You got it, boy.
387
00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:55,088
Uh, Colonel.
388
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,635
Kinch, he'll probably
start working
389
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,904
on the plane right away,
so keep an eye on him, huh?
390
00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:00,194
Right.
391
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,683
No question about it.
392
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:23,834
He's found it.
393
00:18:23,886 --> 00:18:25,085
Quick work.
394
00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:27,020
He only got here yesterday.
395
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:28,089
Kinch, you sure?
396
00:18:28,157 --> 00:18:29,301
According to the description
397
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,369
you gave us, yeah.
398
00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:33,293
Carter?
399
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,528
Is that it?
400
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:35,712
Hey.
401
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:40,768
Almost identical, I'd say.
402
00:18:40,837 --> 00:18:43,277
Hmm. You did a good job, Carter.
403
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,432
Yeah, you sure did.
404
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,135
All right, look,
we're going to try
405
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,439
for the real one tonight.
406
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,571
The casino opens,
I'll invite Becker over.
407
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,606
Klink and Feldkamp
will already be there,
408
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,675
and, uh, Becker's
quarters will be empty.
409
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:54,765
We'll use the passkey
410
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,000
and substitute the dummy
for the real box, right?
411
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,313
Good plan, Colonel. Simple.
412
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,670
You've sold us, Colonel.
413
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:03,724
Yeah. Now, which one
of you is going to sell me?
414
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:06,426
All right, get your
money down, folks.
415
00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:17,571
All right, number three.
416
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,506
Folks, get your money down.
417
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,208
Get your... bets there.
418
00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:24,078
All right, and it's
another bet there.
419
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,253
Well, looks like you got
a winner, Commandant.
420
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,300
It will be the
greatest collection
421
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:37,069
ever made to the
Winter Relief Fund.
422
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,293
Colonel Wilhelm Klink, Chairman.
423
00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:42,663
Where's Dr. Becker?
He might enjoy this.
424
00:19:42,731 --> 00:19:44,810
Unfortunately, he's
leaving for Berlin tonight.
425
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,000
What's the rush?
426
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:47,301
How would I know?
427
00:19:47,369 --> 00:19:50,337
Scientists are always
rushing someplace.
428
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,438
Oh, excuse me.
429
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:52,539
Hello, my dear!
430
00:19:57,747 --> 00:19:58,879
Bad news, Colonel.
431
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,126
I know, I just had
it from the pit boss.
432
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:03,116
A Luftwaffe plane
will pick up Becker
433
00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:04,345
at Amelburg Airport, 10:00.
434
00:20:04,387 --> 00:20:05,530
That's two hours.
435
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:06,698
Where is he?
436
00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:08,267
With Feldkamp
at Klink's quarters.
437
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,590
And one more little detail.
438
00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:11,836
You're just filled with
good news, aren't you?
439
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,372
He has the box in his briefcase,
440
00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:14,928
attached to his
wrist with a chain.
441
00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:16,229
Oh, great.
442
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,009
We'll have to make a
grab for it here, then.
443
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:18,965
You're kidding.
444
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:20,178
Scared, yes... kidding, no.
445
00:20:20,202 --> 00:20:21,212
Listen very carefully.
446
00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:22,947
Tell Carter to bring
the dummy box here
447
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,316
with four or five smoke bombs.
448
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,406
Uh-huh.
449
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,407
Have Newkirk ready
450
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,408
to open up the briefcase.
451
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,409
Bring his collection of keys.
452
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,410
Oui, Colonel.
453
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,522
Have Kinch stand by.
454
00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,090
He's going to have
to knock Becker out,
455
00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:33,224
but not too far out, got it?
456
00:20:33,248 --> 00:20:34,515
I have; sounds like fun.
457
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:38,151
Oh, yeah... Monte Carlo
is a ball this time of year.
458
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,785
It'd make Colonel
Klink very happy.
459
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,521
Ah, anything makes Klink happy.
460
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,478
He asked me to
invite you, Doctor.
461
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,547
Ah, danke schon.
462
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:49,614
That is impossible.
463
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,593
Tell Klink to mind
his own business.
464
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,601
That is one of the many
things he does not do very well.
465
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,749
They're having a big time
over there at Monte Carlo.
466
00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:57,805
Monte Carlo?
467
00:20:57,874 --> 00:20:59,974
Roulette, blackjack, poker.
468
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:01,809
A lot of action, ja?
469
00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:03,138
House is on a losing streak.
470
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,361
That is enough, Hogan.
471
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,496
You are dismissed.
472
00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:08,549
Oh, just one moment, Major.
473
00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:10,283
The plane picks me up at 10:00,
474
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,085
a few minutes to the airport...
475
00:21:12,154 --> 00:21:15,255
Oh, I could spend one hour.
476
00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:16,723
It might be amusing.
477
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,360
I do not think it
would be advisable.
478
00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:20,861
Oh, of course you don't.
479
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:22,629
The house is losing, Colonel?
480
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,043
Yeah, could start
winning at any time.
481
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,401
Oh, well, then,
let us go quickly.
482
00:21:27,469 --> 00:21:30,387
I do feel lucky tonight.
483
00:21:30,439 --> 00:21:31,884
The winner.
484
00:21:31,908 --> 00:21:33,852
Do I have a system,
or do I have a system?
485
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,809
Isn't that marvelous?
486
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,078
Oh, Dr. Becker!
487
00:21:38,147 --> 00:21:39,579
Ah, roulette!
488
00:21:39,648 --> 00:21:41,515
May I help you? Here.
489
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,583
Uh, 1,000 marks.
490
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:44,602
All set?
491
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,869
I'm loaded.
492
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,573
Here we are.
493
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,508
And the winner is seven black.
494
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:54,561
Oh, you're not very
lucky tonight, Dr. Becker.
495
00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,508
Action's at the roulette table.
496
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:57,698
All right.
497
00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:59,878
Red! 19 red.
498
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,403
There's the ball for 19 red.
499
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:07,486
Aha, round and round...
500
00:22:08,778 --> 00:22:10,155
Fire!
501
00:22:14,483 --> 00:22:16,867
Fire! Fire!
502
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,969
LeBEAU: Fire!
503
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:24,770
Dr. Becker, are you all right?
504
00:22:24,794 --> 00:22:26,660
I am fine.
505
00:22:28,631 --> 00:22:30,731
He's sleeping like a baby.
506
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,668
Yeah. Kinch, if he wakes
up and starts crying,
507
00:22:34,737 --> 00:22:35,903
hit him again.
508
00:22:35,972 --> 00:22:38,172
Oui, mon frère.
509
00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:43,377
Here we go, nice as you please.
510
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,346
All right, Carter,
hide it in the barracks,
511
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,181
and I mean hide it so
we can't even find it.
512
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,638
Right, Colonel.
513
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,241
Ah, Major Feldkamp...
514
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,643
Where is Dr. Becker?!
515
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,612
What happened, what happened?
516
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,146
Oh, Colonel, here he is.
517
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,483
Oh! Oh, Dr. Becker,
Dr. Becker, are you all right?
518
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,085
I am so sorry, Dr. Becker.
519
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,065
What, what happened, Dr. Becker?
520
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,154
I don't know, I...
521
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,823
I seem to have passed out.
522
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,625
It must have been the smoke.
523
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,871
Oh, ja, ja, ja.
524
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,439
Well, there is nothing wrong.
525
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:18,774
It was just an accident.
526
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,442
Well, let's be
thankful for that.
527
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:21,632
Oh, by the way, Doctor,
528
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,545
I, uh, I think you
bet on number 19.
529
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:24,668
32 came up.
530
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,247
Oh, this is too bad.
531
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,839
Well, at least it was
all for a good cause.
532
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,719
Yes, it was for a good cause.
533
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,242
I can assure you of that.
534
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:42,152
91, 92, 93, 94.
535
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,199
The final count,
Herr Kommandant,
536
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:48,191
is 894 marks!
537
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,426
Thank you, Schultz.
538
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:54,031
Correction, please... 895 marks.
539
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,177
How did that get in there?
540
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:59,069
This money was for the
Winter Relief Fund, Schultz.
541
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,270
I'm ashamed of you.
542
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:03,040
Oh, it must have gotten
stuck in my sleeve.
543
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,508
Static electricity.
544
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:07,210
That's how some of the
world's great fortunes got started.
545
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,680
Schultz, dismissed.
546
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,181
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
547
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,450
Hogan, I'm very grateful to you.
548
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,185
You did a marvelous job,
549
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,621
and as a reward,
we shall give you
550
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:21,358
one extra sheet of writing
paper for every prisoner.
551
00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:24,161
Your generosity is
overwhelming, Commandant.
552
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:27,998
895 marks minus 200
marks for my expenses...
553
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,444
You know, between
you and Schultz,
554
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,312
I'm surprised you haven't
stolen World War II.
555
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,170
Oh, this is
perfectly legitimate.
556
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,673
I put in a lot of time, and
that's worth something,
557
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,841
and my expert
knowledge as chairman...
558
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,878
So, I will keep the 200
marks for my expenses.
559
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:43,186
Uh, take my advice, Commandant.
560
00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,728
Send it all to Berlin, or else.
561
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,053
Or else what?
562
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,832
You're going to
be the only officer
563
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:53,296
facing a Russian tank
with an expense account.
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