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♪
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( snoring )
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MAN: PrincessLove-A-Corn says...
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PRINCESS LOVE-A-CORN:
Buy my 42 accessories.
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( laughter )
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I know that laugh.
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Show yourself.
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Well, well, well,
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well, well, well, well,
well, well, well, well.
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Aren't you a sight
for sore eye.
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Stanford Filbrick Pines,
my old pal.
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Bill Cipher.
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What do you want
from me?
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Oh, quit playing dumb IQ.
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You knew I'd be back.
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You think shutting down
that portal
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can stop
what I have planned?
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I've been making deals,
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chatting with old friends,
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preparing for the big day.
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You can't keep
that rift safe forever.
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You'll slip up,
and when you do...
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Get out of here!
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You have no dominion
in our world.
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Maybe not right now, but things
change, Stanford Pines
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Things change.
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I have to warn them.
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He's coming.
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All right, Grunkle Stan's
gotta have some decent
board games.
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Let's see, Battle Chutes
and Ladder Ships,
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Necronomicopoly,
Don't Wake Stalin.
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What's this? "What Could
Go Wrong, the board game.
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The last players
who opened this box
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never made it out alive."
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Well, I guess I know
what we're...
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This should take up
the next 21 minutes.
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FORD: Family meeting.
Family meeting.
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- ( whimpering )
- All right, Santiago.
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You have 24 hours
to get these pugs
across the U.S. border.
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FORD: Family meeting,
family meeting!
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No te preocupas.
Vamos, vamos.
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Ah, children.
Come in, come in.
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Ooh, mysterious
scrolls and potions.
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Are you going to tell us
we're finally of age
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to go to
wizard school?
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Is there an owl
in this bag?
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No. I can assure you,
if there's an owl in this bag,
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he's long dead.
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Now tell me, children,
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- do either of you
recognize this symbol?
- ( both gasp)
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- Bill.
- You know him?
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Know him? He's been
terrorizing us all summer.
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I have so many questions
and theories.
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Dipper's been
pretty paranoid
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since Bill turned him
into a living sock puppet.
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The important thing is,
we defeated him twice.
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Once with kittens,
and once with tickles.
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It was a lot more heroic
than it sounds.
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The fact that you've
dealt with Bill
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is gravely serious.
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So how do you
know Bill?
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I have encountered
many dark beings
in my time, Dipper.
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What matters is, his powers
are growing stronger,
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and if he pulls off
his plans,
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- no one in this family
will be safe.
- ( gasps )
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Fortunately, there should be
a way to shield us
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from his mental tricks.
A way to Bill-proof
the shack.
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All I have to do is place
moonstones here, here and here,
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sprinkle some mercury,
and let's see,
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I always forget
the last ingredient.
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Ugh.
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Unicorn hair.
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That's not, like,
rare, is it?
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It's hopeless.
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Unicorns reside deep
within an enchanted glade,
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and their hairs
can only be obtained
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by a pure, good-hearted
person who goes on
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a magical quest
to find them.
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( screams )
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Grunkle Ford, can I please
go on this quest?
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I am literally
obsessed with unicorns.
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My first word
was unicorn,
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I once made my own unicorn
by taping a traffic cone
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to a horse's head.
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Are you even looking
at the sweater
I'm wearing right now?
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Not to mention that
I'm probably the most
pure-of-heart person
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in this room.
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- That's true.
She has a point.
- Can't argue there.
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So can I go on a mission
to get that hair?
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Please, please, please.
I'll give you my blood!
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Very well,
but it won't be easy.
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- Take this, and this.
- Ooh.
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I haven't been in
this dimension for a while.
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It's okay to give
children weapons, right?
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Come on, dawg.
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- ( car alarm blares )
- MAN: It's the cops. Gun it!
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( tires screeching )
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Candy, Grenda, Wendy,
clear the afternoon.
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So what are the odds
she gets that hair?
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Unlikely. I've dealt with
unicorns before,
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and if I had to describe
them in one word,
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it would be "frustrating."
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- So what are we gonna
do about Bill?
- Follow me.
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Welcome to
my private study.
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The place where I keep my most
ancient and secret knowledge.
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Even your Uncle Stan
doesn't know about this place.
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Dipper, come along.
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If we can't
Bill-proof the shack,
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we're gonna have to do
the next best thing.
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We're gonna have to
Bill-proof our minds.
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( gasps )
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It's nice to finally
be out on a mission.
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Just us gals.
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Forget the gal talk.
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I'm here to meet, touch,
and/or become a unicorn.
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I hear, if you lick
a unicorn's neck,
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it tastes like your favorite
flavor in the world.
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Candy, I will make sure
you lick that unicorn's neck,
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because I care about
my friends.
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Honestly, I stopped
believing in unicorns
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when I was, like,
five years old.
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I'm just coming along
to keep you kids
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from walking into
a bear trap.
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Stop! This is
the magic part of the forest.
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Let's see, the gnome tavern
is over there.
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The fairy nail salon
is over there.
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It says to summon
the unicorn,
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one must bellow
this ancient chant,
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droned only by
the deepest-voiced
druids of old.
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On it.
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( clears throat )
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( chanting with
deep voice )
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I bet you ten bucks
nothing happens.
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- I'll take that bet.
- ( loud rumbling )
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( all gasping )
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The paintings airbrushed
on the sides of vans were true.
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Mother of mothers!
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- Dream of dreams!
- No way!
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- Eh, eh.
- ( sighs )
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Hark. Visitors to
my room of enchantment.
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( all gasping )
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- ( choking )
- Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
What's your name?
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I am Celestabellabethabelle,
last of my kind.
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Come in, come in.
Just take off your shoes.
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I have a whole thing
about shoes.
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Uh-uh, I'm talking to
all of you.
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Celestabellabethabelle,
we have journeyed far and wide.
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About an hour.
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On a mission to protect
our family
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with your magical hair.
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This is your chance, Candy.
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Lick the neck.
Lick it.
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Very well. To receive
a lock of my enchanted hair,
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step forth, girl of
pure, perfect heart.
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Presenting...
( hums fanfare )
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Mabel!
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What?! You?
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A unicorn can see
deep inside your heart, child.
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Ugh.
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And you have done wrong.
Wrong, I say.
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I guess I do make fun
of Dipper a lot.
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And I did just shatter
a window with a crossbow.
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Your bad deeds
make me cry.
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( screams )
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Come back when you're
pure of heart.
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( whinnies )
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The exit is that way.
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Shoes, shoes,
take your shoes.
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This isn't some... some...
shoe store.
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Hey, Mabel, don't
let her get to you.
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Yeah, I wouldn't trust
a horse that wears makeup.
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No, girls, she's right.
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I used to be one of
the sweetest people I knew,
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but recently, I've been
slacking
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in the whole
goodness department.
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Well, today, we're
gonna fix it.
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From this moment forth,
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I'm gonna do
so many good deeds,
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I'll have the purest heart
in Gravity Falls.
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That... that bird is fine.
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( beeping )
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So what is Bill exactly?
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No one knows for sure.
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Accounts differ of his
true motivations and origins.
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I know he's older
than our galaxy,
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and far more twisted.
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Not a physical form,
he can only project himself
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into our thoughts
through the mindscape.
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That's why he wants this.
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I dismantled the portal,
but with this tear,
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Bill still has a way
into our reality.
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To get his hands
on this rift,
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he would trick
or possess anyone.
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So how do we keep Bill
out of our minds?
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There's a number of ways.
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I personally had a metal plate
installed in my head.
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( chuckles )
Good one.
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( clanging )
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( coughs )
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But this machine is safer.
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It will scan your mind,
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bio-electrically
encrypting your thoughts
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so Bill can't read them.
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Now say hello
to your thoughts.
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Oh, man, I can't believe
I'm with the author.
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Is my fly down?
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♪ Disco girl,
coming through ♪
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Wendy, Wendy, Wendy,
Wendy.
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You might wanna
ignore that last one.
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By the way, you never told me
what your history with Bill was.
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Dipper, do you trust me?
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- Well, yeah, but...
- Then you'll trust that
that's not important.
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Now focus. It's time to
strengthen your mind.
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All right, Mabel, it's time
to strengthen your heart.
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♪ Share a smile
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♪ Dream a dream
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♪ Doin' some good deed
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♪
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Boom!
1,000 good deeds.
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When that unicorn
scans my heart,
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she's gonna say I'm absolutely,
100%, bona fide...
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Not pure of heart.
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Boo-ya! Wait, what?
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How is that
even possible?
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Mabel's a straight-up
saint, you judgmental hoof bag.
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Please tell me
what I'm doing wrong.
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Doing good days
to make yourself look better
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isn't good at all.
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Not to mention you're crushing,
like, ten dandelions right now.
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Those are basically
children's dreams.
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I'm sorry, Mabel.
It's not my fault
you're a bad person.
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( all gasping )
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- ( sobbing )
- Mabel, wait. Come back.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a 3:00 posing
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in front of a rainbow.
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( whinnies )
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Come on, Mabel. Don't beat
yourself up over this.
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Let's forget about getting
that dumb unicorn hair.
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It's not about the hair
anymore, guys.
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It's about me.
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Being kind and sweet
is what makes me who I am.
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If I'm not a good person,
who am I?
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I'm not leaving this spot
until I think of a deed
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that makes me as good as
Celestabellabethabelle.
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But Mabel...
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Just leave me be.
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Psst.
248
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:38,263
Guys, if you ask me,
this whole thing is
a serious load.
249
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,632
Mabel's, like, the best
person I've ever met.
250
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,600
We tried getting
that hair the good way.
251
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,336
Now it's time
we try the Wendy way.
252
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,706
Are you suggesting violence?
Sabotage?
253
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,974
Mabel's not going
to like that.
254
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,243
Mabel doesn't
need to know.
255
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,779
Look, it's time we stopped
trying to be so "perfect,"
256
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,614
and be who we really are.
257
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,517
We're crazed, angry,
sweaty animals.
258
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,952
We're not unicorns.
259
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,454
We're women!
260
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,322
And we take
what we want.
261
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,257
- Yeah!
- Yes!
262
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,728
Too much?
263
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,463
Here's what
we're gonna do.
264
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,364
( whispering )
265
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,872
Get me a flagon of your
daintiest honeysuckle, please.
266
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,608
I'm gonna need
to see some I.D.
267
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:27,312
The cops.
Hit the deck.
268
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,315
I'm lookin' for someone
who knows how to
take down a unicorn.
269
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,516
No tricks or games.
270
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,319
We are human.
We take what we want.
271
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,287
- Yeah!
- Fairy dust.
272
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,325
A whole magic bag's
273
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,726
enough to put
a unicorn out cold,
274
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,428
but if I
do you a favor,
275
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,730
you gotta do
something for me.
276
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,732
Just spill it, half-pint.
277
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,668
Butterfly trafficking
is illegal in this
part of the forest.
278
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,370
But I like butterflies.
279
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,939
They tickle my face
and make me laugh.
280
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,609
Bring me a bag of butterflies,
and we got a deal.
281
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:11,289
Two bags of fairy dust,
just like we agreed.
282
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,291
Where do you get this stuff?
283
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,361
Everyone likes sausage,
but no one likes
to know how it's made.
284
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,929
You disgust me.
285
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,931
You've got your poison,
I've got mine.
286
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,299
We made a deal.
287
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,468
Yeah, well,
the deal is off.
288
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,970
Freeze. You're under arrest.
Get down, get down.
289
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,305
These butterflies
aren't mine.
290
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,973
I swear.
I've been framed.
291
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,343
Tell it to the adorable owl
we've dressed as a judge.
292
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,746
My cut.
293
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,314
Good deeds,
good deeds.
294
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,316
Oh, that's not good enough.
295
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,884
Come on, Mabel, you can do
better than that.
296
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,625
Oh, sure, sure.
I wish I could travel,
297
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,427
but it's just not feasible
in this economy.
298
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,062
What the hay?
299
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,570
Sleep now. Sleep.
300
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:06,344
No, wait!
Stop!
301
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,512
Mabel, sh!
302
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,680
You'll wake her up.
303
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,381
But this is wrong, guys.
304
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,116
But protecting
the shack is good.
305
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,919
What?
306
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:17,422
Doth my eyes
deceive me?
307
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:21,426
You shall never be
pure of heart.
308
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,561
No, you don't understand.
309
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,998
I just wanna be
good like you.
310
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,001
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
you gotta be kiddin' me.
- Huh?
311
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,403
Yo, C-Beth, are you
seriously pullin'
312
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,440
this "pure of heart"
scam again?
313
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,008
That is
messed up, man.
314
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,810
Wait. Scam?
315
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,045
Kid, unicorns can't
see into your heart.
316
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,449
All our dumb horns can do
is glow, point toward
the nearest rainbow,
317
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,884
and play rave music.
318
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:49,554
( rave music playing )
319
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,023
Yeah, the whole
"pure of heart" racket
320
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,759
is just a line we use
to get humans to
leave us alone.
321
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,428
Guys, shut up.
322
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,530
All this time.
323
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,500
All this time, I thought
I was a bad person.
324
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,703
- But you're even
worse than I am!
- ( all gasping )
325
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,406
Okay, fine, so you
learned our secret.
326
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,475
We're jerks, okay.
327
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,976
We have more hair
than we know what
to do with,
328
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,411
and we keep it
to ourselves
329
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,812
just to tick
humans off.
330
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,915
What are you gonna
do about it, huh? Huh?
331
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,517
What are you gonna do?
332
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,618
( gasping )
333
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,087
Whoo!
Go, Mabel.
334
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,423
Join the dark side.
335
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,493
Fight, fight, fight!
336
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,796
So it's a fight you want.
337
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,998
Well, then it's
a fight you're gonna get.
338
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,442
Uh, this is taking forever.
339
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,444
How long have I been
doing this for?
340
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,547
( snoring )
341
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,582
Why does he have to be
so mysterious about Bill?
342
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,618
I can handle the truth.
343
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,553
I wonder whatGreat-uncle Ford is thinking.
344
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,622
Use the machine.It'll show you his thoughts.
345
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,957
I shouldn't.
346
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,725
He won't know.
347
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,493
He's going to tell youeventually.
348
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,628
The more you knowabout Bill,
349
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,029
the more you can help.
350
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,031
Man, I am really good
at rationalizing.
351
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,566
Yes, you are.( voice echoing )
352
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,602
Just a little peek.
353
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,738
What are you hiding
about Bill?
354
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,009
( evil laughter )
355
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,877
Where are these ideascomin' from?
356
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,646
Who are you working with?
357
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,514
My brother'sa dangerous know-it-all.
358
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,516
He would trick or possessanyone.
359
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,952
Then it's a deal.From now until the end of time.
360
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,021
Just plug me intoyour mind, Stanford.
361
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,491
Please, call mea friend.
362
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,127
( laughter )
363
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,029
Ford and Bill?
364
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,697
( gasps )
365
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,000
You shouldn't
have done that.
366
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,945
Why were you
shaking hands with Bill?
367
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,714
You said Bill could possess
anyone so he could get this.
368
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,049
Careful!
369
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,518
Hand me the rift.
Now, boy.
370
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,186
Why were you really
scanning my thoughts?
371
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,521
Are you Bill right now?
372
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,256
Now just calm down.
373
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,626
Pine Tree. Is that what
you were going to call me?
374
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,294
I was gonna say
please, kid.
375
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,630
Great-uncle Ford told me
to protect the rift.
376
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,832
Get one step closer
and I'll shoot.
377
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,267
I'll erase you right out
of Ford's head.
378
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,935
It's me, Dipper.
It's your uncle.
379
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,771
Trust no one,
trust no one.
380
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,239
- Trust...
- Hand it to me.
381
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,883
Let go of me.
382
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,251
Now just calm down.
383
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,053
Calm down.
Look into my eyes.
384
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,621
Look at my pupils.
385
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,623
It's me, Dipper.
It's me.
386
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,759
I tried to erase your mind.
387
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,594
I'm so sorry.
388
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,897
It's okay, Dipper.
389
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,332
Besides, my mind can't be
erased anyway, remember?
( clanging )
390
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,834
If that really was
Bill, though,
391
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,636
you would've done great.
392
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,738
I should've been
more like you
when I was young.
393
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,707
Dipper, I was a fool
to try to hide all this.
394
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,743
The reason I've been
trying to prepare you
395
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,012
for Bill's tricks
is because Bill tricked me.
396
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,714
It's the biggest
regret of my life.
397
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,249
Bill wasn't always
my enemy, Dipper.
398
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,618
I used to think
he was my friend,
399
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,654
long, long ago.
400
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,322
I had hit a roadblockin my investigation
401
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,024
of Gravity Falls,
402
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,959
until I foundsome mysterious writing
403
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,961
in a cave.
404
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,597
Ancient incantationsabout a being with answers.
405
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,666
It warned menot to read them,
406
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,601
but I was desperate.
407
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,304
I read the inscriptionaloud, but nothing happened,
408
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,239
until later that afternoon,
409
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,641
when I hadthe most peculiar dream.
410
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,653
Hiya, smart guy.
( voice echoing )
411
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,288
Whoa, don't have
a heart attack.
412
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,756
You're not 92 yet.
413
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,792
Who are you?
414
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,161
Name's Bill,
and your name's
Stanford Pines,
415
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,696
the man who
changed the world.
416
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,965
But I'm getting ahead
of ourselves.
417
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,968
Let's relax. Care
for a game of
interdimensional chess?
418
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,971
Have a cup of tea.
( voice echoing )
419
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,973
He told mehe was a muse,
420
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,809
that he chose one brilliantmind a century to inspire.
421
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,677
What a fool I was.
422
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:10,047
Blinded by his flatteryand games.
423
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,983
He becamemy research assistant.
424
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,018
He was free to movein and out of my mind
425
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,787
as he pleased;we were partners.
426
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,394
When he told me that I could
complete my research
427
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,163
by building a gatewayto other worlds,
428
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,964
I trusted him.
429
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,834
He said this wasthe way genius happened--
430
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,235
with a little helpfrom a friend.
431
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,904
It seemed that I wason the verge
432
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,772
of my greatestachievement.
433
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,342
Until my partnergot a glimpse
434
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,810
of Bill's true plans.
435
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,913
Bill, you lied to me!
436
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:44,315
Where does that portal
really lead?
437
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,852
( laughs )
Looks like Mr. Brainiac
finally got smart.
438
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,854
Let's just say that
when that portal finishes
439
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,756
charging up,
your dimension is gonna learn
440
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,724
how to party,
right, guys?
441
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,860
( echoing laughter )
442
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,162
No. I'll stop you.
I'll shut it down!
443
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,997
A deal's a deal, sixer.
444
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,466
You can't stop the bridge
between our world from coming.
445
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,068
But it would be fun
to watch you try.
446
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,369
Cute even.
447
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,838
I'd been betrayed.
448
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,874
I shut the portal down,
449
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,143
severing the linkbetween Bill's world and ours.
450
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,011
I had to hidemy instructions
451
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,147
so no one could everfinish Bill's work.
452
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:19,016
Bill's been waiting
for the gateway
to reopen ever since.
453
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,019
All he needs to do
is get his hands on
this rift.
454
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,888
To Bill, it's just a game.
455
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,758
But to us, it would mean
the end of our world.
456
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,495
Oh, man.
457
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,798
"Oh, man" indeed.
458
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,468
I'm so embarrassed
about earlier.
459
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,869
I'm such an idiot.
460
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,138
From now on,
no more secrets between us.
461
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,041
We're not the first
two idiots to be
tricked by Bill, boy,
462
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,245
but if we work together,
we could be the last.
463
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,049
But what about Bill?
I broke the machine.
464
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,518
Now we have no way
to protect the shack.
465
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,321
Did someone say
unicorn hair?
466
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,790
Uh, no, actually.
467
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,859
Oh. That would've
been perfect.
468
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,394
Either way, we got
some unicorn hair.
469
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,764
Also some unicorn tears,
unicorn eyelashes.
470
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,199
They finally gave us
this treasure chest
471
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,367
to get rid of us.
472
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,869
It can't be.
473
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,871
This is
a great day, girls.
474
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,840
With this unicorn hair,
475
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,141
we'll be able to
completely shield the shack
476
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,210
from Bill's
mind-reading tricks.
477
00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:22,947
- Is it okay?
- Better than okay.
It's perfect.
478
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,116
You've protected
your family.
479
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,785
You're a good
person, Mabel.
480
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,820
Thanks, Grunkle Ford,
481
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,057
but today I learned that
morality is relative.
482
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,825
Money!
483
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,969
Perfect.
484
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,104
This will protect us
from Bill.
485
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:50,007
As long as
we're inside,
our minds are safe.
486
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,412
I guess I can't possess
anyone inside the shack,
487
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,947
so I 'll just have to find
my next pawn
488
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,850
on the outside.
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