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All right, Stan.
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Another day,
another random body pain.
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Here we go.
( grunting and groaning )
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Uhh!
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MABEL: Dear Stan,
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I needed something
to carry milk in,
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so I used your slippers.
Love, Mabel.
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Uhh!
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( Sloshing )
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Ahh.
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DIPPER: Dear Stan,
I took these
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to build a planetarium suit
for Soos.
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Sorry! Dipper.
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Uhh!
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Whoa, let's not take this line.
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There's an old person in it.
Pshht!
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Yeah, he's probably
gonna pay with,
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like, pennies
and war bonds.
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Hey! For your information,
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I was gonna shoplift
most of this!
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Security!
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Hahh! Smoke bomb!
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Aw, seriously?
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Ahh. Rough start to a day,
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but it's all
gonna be worth it
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when I fix that light bulb.
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And we're done.
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( All cheering)
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Does everyone see this?
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This is what a hero
looks like right here.
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I thought we were
out of light bulbs.
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Oh, we were.
So I invented my own.
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It will last a thousand years,
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and the light it emits
makes your skin softer.
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Oh!
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Never have I known
such softness.
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Anyway, where were you?
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Well, TV, at least you appreciate me.
Give me the good news.
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WOMAN: This just in:
The mayor is dead.
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What?!
Whoa! What's goin' on?
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Raised by bears
in the wilderness,
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Mayor Eustace "Huckabone"
Befufftlefumpter
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was best known for
raising the water tower,
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possibly starting World War I,
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and putting town menace
Gideon Gleeful behind bars--
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in actual adult prison.
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A memorial statue
is already being carved
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in the deceased mayor's honor.
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( sobbing )
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I'm sorry. It's just been so
long since we've had real news.
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I'm just so happy!
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There will be a Town Hall
meeting this afternoon
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to discuss replacing him.
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New mayor, huh?
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Wonder who it could be...
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N'
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All right, order, everyone!
( banging gavel )
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( laughing ) Calm down, now.
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We're here to choose a mayor
for the first time in almost a century.
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According to
the town charter,
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a worthy candidate is defined as
anyone who can cast a shadow,
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count to ten, and throw their hat
into the provided ring.
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Well, now, I do believe
I fulfill all the requirements.
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Wait. Bud Gleeful?
He looks good,
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considering we threw
his son in jail.
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That was a good day.
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Now, folks, I know
our family's had
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its fair share of
whoopsie-daisies in the past,
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but I'd like to make up
for it by formally announcing
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my candidacy for
the mayor of Gravity Falls!
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Any questions?
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Yes. Are you still in contact
with Little Gideon?
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That's a great question!
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I'm giving you fifty percent
off a used car.
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Fifty percent?
Fifty percent?!
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In fact, everyone
look under your seats.
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You get half off a used car,
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-you get half off a used car...
- Better than cash!
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Wow! A colorful piece of paper!
He's got my vote.
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Guys, I've got
a really bad feeling
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about Bud Gleeful
as mayor.
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I don't know, dude,
it's not like we have
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a lot of good mayor options.
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Everyone in this town
is a tad strange,
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except, ironically,
Tad Strange.
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Hi, guys. Tad's the name,
and being normal's my game.
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Loving you, Tad!
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And I love bread.
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It's a shame Ford isn't here.
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He'd run and win
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and be a great mayor.
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So, since everyone's happy,
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I'll just take
the oath of office now,
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sound good? Gavel up.
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( All gasp )
Hold it right there, Bud!
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I'm taking you on!
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Stanford? No offense,
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but you're just some
two-bit carnival barker,
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and your head is more ears
than face!
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Oh, yeah? Well, your face
is more fat than...not fat!
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( All gasp )
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Oh, snap.
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What do you say, folks?
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Are we just gonna
let Bud win?
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How about a real election?
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Get in there, hat!
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( Spectators cheering )
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Well, looks like we got
some competition here, folks.
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Which I'm fine with,
totally fine with.
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I was gonna let
bygones be bygones, Stan,
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but you just made
a powerful enemy.
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I'll win either way,
and when I do,
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you might not like the
Gravity Falls you wake up in.
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( Both gasp )
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ALL: Election! Election!
Election!
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Hee hee hee hee!
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Let the madness begin!
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Grunkle Stan,
what are you doing?!
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Running for mayor.
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Did I--
Did I not make that clear?
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Grunkle Stan, it's not that
we think you can't do it,
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it's just...
No, no, it's okay, Mabel.
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We don't think you can do it.
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Look, kids, the mayor kicking
the bucket got me thinking.
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I'm an old man
and I'm not getting any younger.
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My dumb brother's research is
probably gonna make him famous,
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and what do I have
to show for my life?
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Do I really want "crooked grifter"
on my tombstone?
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How about "crooked mayor"?
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Psst. Mabel, let's talk.
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I know Stan isn't
the best candidate--
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heck, he's committing
voter fraud right now--
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but Bud's definitely
up to something,
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and we're the only ones
who can stop him.
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You're right, Dipper.
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Besides, Stan has
a kind of charisma.
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How hard could
getting him elected be?
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Spread the word, pig.
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All right, everybody,
eyes up here.
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Okay, Gravity Falls elections
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are based on two events:
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the Wednesday Stump Speech,
held on an actual stump,
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and the Friday Debate, wherein
townsfolk throw bird seed
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at the candidate they like most.
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At the end, they release
a Freedom Eagle,
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who will fly to the candidate
covered in more seed
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and bestow a birdly kiss
upon him,
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anointing him mayor.
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I couldn't make this up
if I wanted to.
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( Phone rings )
Okay, Grunkle Stan,
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are you ready for
your first radio interview?
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I got my mouth, don't I?
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Okay, you're on
with the candidate.
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ANNOUNCER:
You're listening to Falls Radio,
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24-hour news
and bear rampage alerts.
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And now, here's the-T Man!
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TOBY: Hello.
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Candidate Stan,
first question:
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How do you feel
about the American flag?
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STAN: Eh. I can
take it or leave it.
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Too many stripes.
Next question?
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(all grumbling)
I don't know about that.
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What would you do
to help educate our kids?
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Heh! Simple.
Put 'em on an island
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and make 'em
fight for dominance.
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STAN:
Also teach kids swears.
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That'll bring 'em
into the real world.
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What would you do about
the crime in Gravity Falls?
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Wait. Do you mean
crime in general,
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or just the specific crimes
committed by m--
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( dial tone )
Okay, interview's over.
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Candy, what's the damage?
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Your approval rating
started at zero.
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Now it's a number
lower than zero.
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You're meme-ing fast,
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and none of them are good.
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Look, Grunkle Stan,
people are like smell markers,
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and you're black licorice.
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It's not that
you're unsniffable,
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you just need to learn
when to keep the cap on.
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From now on, maybe you should
just read our prepared remarks.
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Heh heh! Sorry, kids.
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I only say words
that come out of my brain.
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If my head says, "That lady's
got an ugly baby,"
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my mouth says, "Whoa, lady!
You got one ugly baby!"
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And he's insisting
on speaking his mind!
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So this is an emergency.
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The Stump Speech
is in a couple of days,
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and if he continues like this,
we'll lose to Bud for sure.
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Hmm. It's a shame
there isn't some device
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that would allow you to control
someone else.
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Oh, wait. Of course.
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Yes. There is.
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A long time ago
I designed a prototype
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for Ronald Reagan's masters.
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Just get Stan to wear this,
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and you can make him
a literal talking head.
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Whoa! This is amazing!
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And ethically ambiguous!
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As long as you wear
the matching one,
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he'll say and do
whatever you want him to.
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Thank you, Great Uncle Ford!
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Yes, yes. Use it
responsibly and all.
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Whoa, thanks for
the slammin' tie, dudes.
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These stripes
are so slimming.
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You really think this mind
control tie is gonna work?
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Flip the switch
and test it out.
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Whoa!
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BOTH: ♪ Oh oh oh,
I'm a dancing dude ♪
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♪ I got the fancy moves
and a bad attitude ♪
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Ohh!
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Ha! That's amazing!
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Guys! Something weird
just happened.
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I'm really freaked out!
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BOTH: I am Soos-tron.
Watch me eat this pinecone.
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Mind control is awesome!
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( Panting ) Oh, my gosh!
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My life just flashed
before my eyes! Ohh!
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Education? Git it!
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Prosperity? Git it!
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A Gravity Falls
we can be proud of?
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Git it!!!
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Do I really have
to wear this thing?
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It looks like a flag
threw up on me.
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Grunkle Stan,
just trust your lucky tie.
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BLUBS: And now,
Stanford Pines!
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You're on, Grunkle Stan!
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Okay, we'll only jump in
if he starts doing badly.
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Hiya there! Stan Pines here.
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Let's get real. Do you think
the women of Gravity Falls
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wear too much makeup?
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Jump in! Jump in!
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Uhh! Uh,
what I meant to say was,
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you ladies all look great.
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And have you done something
with your hair?
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Girl, you are workin' it!
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That is exactly what I needed
to hear right now!
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Whew!
BOTH: I'm Stan Pines.
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You may know me as that guy
who accidentally let all those bees loose
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in that elementary school
a few years back.
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But I believe in things.
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America. Freedom.
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Ameri-Freedom.
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Good. He's saying
all the right things.
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Like my opponent
pointed out,
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I may not have
a pretty face,
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but if you want a candidate
that will listen to you,
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well, I'm proud
to be all ears.
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( Approving chatter )
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Now watch me break it down!
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( Hip-hop instrumental plays )
J" Oh, yeah J"
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(Ghee Uhh!
I'
253
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,746
( panting )
254
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,961
Grunkle Stan,
that was amazing!
255
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,004
Yeah! How'd you do it,
Mr. Pines?
256
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,381
Uh, I don't know.
257
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,591
I just opened my mouth
and spoke from the heart.
258
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,635
Or gut. Or something.
259
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,886
What is that sound?
260
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,389
Why are people
jamming their hands together?
261
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,015
It's applause!
262
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,518
Grunkle Stan,
they love you!
263
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,104
They... love me?
264
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,023
CHANTING: Stan! Stan! Stan!
265
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,278
There he is! Mr. Pines,
can we get a picture?
266
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,572
ALL: Yes we Stan!
267
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,783
( No audible dialogue)
268
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,334
Doggone it!
269
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,962
Gosh heck huckleberry
honeysuckle darn it!
270
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,922
Excuse my language.
I'm so sorry.
271
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,133
Oh, this is bad.
This is real bad.
272
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,719
I need to speak with
my campaign manager.
273
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,930
Please excuse me
for a moment.
274
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,474
Look, I'm sorry
about all this.
275
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,977
This is a minor setback,
but we'll win,
276
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,395
I'm sure of it.
277
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,522
GIDEON: Minor setback?
278
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,524
Minor setback?!
279
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,693
You listen, Daddy,
and you listen good.
280
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:34,986
Prison is a nightmare!
281
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,946
I eat the same slop every day!
282
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,240
They have no hair products
in here!
283
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,952
I can't sleep because my cellmate
took my pillow for a wife!
284
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,246
You think I've been
having fun in here?!
285
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,958
Hey, best friend! Don't be late for
Friendship Bracelet class!
286
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,503
I have fingerpainting
at the same time!
287
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,839
The mayor dying's
my one ticket out of here,
288
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,966
which is why you're gonna
win this election,
289
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,385
pardon me out of prison, and
we're not gonna let the Pines
290
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,930
get in my way again!
291
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,431
But-- but you don't understand.
292
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,517
He's going great in the polls.
It's almost like magic.
293
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,145
Magic, you say.
294
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,190
Well, maybe it's time
we fight fire with fire.
295
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,317
I been saving this
for a long time,
296
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,527
waiting for the right moment.
297
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,821
Boy, now, we discussed this.
298
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,531
No more spooky spells.
299
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,158
Well, Daddy,
300
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:26,037
maybe you just need to have
more of an open mind.
301
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:30,416
( Speaking ancient language )
302
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,002
No, boy, not that!
303
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,046
Anything but that!
304
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,091
Aaaaah!!!
305
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,929
( Disco beat plays )
Ooh, it's him!
306
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,934
Lookin' good,
mayor candidate.
307
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,144
Hooeey! It's the guy
I'm gonna vote for!
308
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,022
Lookin' A-OK, Stanford, A-OK.
309
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,817
Tad, that means so much
coming from you.
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HEY-O!
311
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,320
ALL: Stan!
312
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,072
Now just the ladies.
313
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,198
WOMEN: Stan!
314
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,866
Now just the ladies my age.
315
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,076
Stan!
316
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,244
Woof! Never mind.
317
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,873
On the house,
Mr. Big Shot.
318
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,667
Now, this I could get used to.
319
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,335
Grunkle Stan,
what's with the outfit?
320
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,878
You're missing
your lucky tie.
321
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:16,921
Power tie.
Gotta wear it.
322
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,840
Come on,
have you seen the polls?
323
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,925
I could debate naked
and I'd still win.
324
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,885
Huh. Come to think of it...
325
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,721
Ha ha. Seriously, though,
326
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,098
we need you to wear
that suit and tie.
327
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,100
Suit and tie.
Gotta wear it.
328
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,103
Uhh! Why do you kids have to
constantly tell me what to do?
329
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,647
Everyone in this town
is finally showing me respect--
330
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,607
maybe you kids should, too.
331
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,819
Grunkle Stan, we'd respect you
if you took things more seriously.
332
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,446
I am taking this
seriously!
333
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,947
If you haven't noticed,
334
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,032
everything's that's come out
of this golden mouth
335
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,617
has put us on top, with
or without your dumb advice!
336
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,661
Dumb advice?!
Yeah!
337
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,830
Dumb advice.
Dang it, Stan!
338
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,666
Every one of those speeches
we were controlling you!
339
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,335
Dipper!
What?!
340
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,421
This tie is a mind control device
invented by Ford.
341
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,049
If it wasn't for this tie,
you'd be losing!
342
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,011
Well, you can tell
that know-it-all Ford
343
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,889
that he can keep his fancy
light bulbs and magic ties.
344
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,433
I'm gonna win this debate
on my own, without any of you!
345
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,268
Stan, wait! You can't!
346
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,688
Oh, this is bad.
347
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,608
If we want to beat Bud,
we need another candidate, fast.
348
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,234
What we need is
a blank slate,
349
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,986
someone totally suggestible,
350
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,156
an empty piece of clay
we can mold to our whims.
351
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,491
Hey, a little help,
dudes?
352
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,701
I accidentally got my head
stuck in my shirt sleeve.
353
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,412
I guess this is my life now.
354
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,917
Seed here!
Support your favorite candidate
355
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,336
by throwing election seed!
356
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,129
Welcome, all,
to the final debate
357
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,131
in what's sure to be,
on a cosmic scale,
358
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,342
a forgettable blip
in human history.
359
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,637
And here come the three
more popular candidates!
360
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,098
Oh! Hello there, Stanford.
361
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,726
Long time no see.
Hee hee. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
362
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,021
Don't you "tee-hee" me.
I'll debate you into the ground!
363
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,192
Oh, but I have a widdle twick
up my sweevie-weeves.
364
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,861
You're making me very
uncomfortable right now.
365
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,655
ANNOUNCER:
But what's this?
366
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,366
One new candidate
has entered the race!
367
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,118
Wait a minute. What?!
368
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,622
Those backstabbing...
369
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,083
Let the debate begin!
370
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,584
First question:
371
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,962
What's your position on axes?
372
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,506
Wait. I mean...taxes.
373
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,299
Easy. Taxes are the worst.
374
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,260
I propose we stimulate
the economy
375
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,012
by waging wars
on neighboring cities.
376
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,889
We have the cannons.
377
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,225
ALL: Boo!
378
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,893
What? Uh...
379
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,770
I don't know much about taxes,
380
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,398
but I can promise you
a kitten in every pot.
381
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,858
That doesn't make sense, Mabel.
382
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,861
You don't make sense, Dipper!
383
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:48,573
Fwends. Fwends. Can't you see
what's happening on this stage?
384
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,367
These politicians
are dancing around the issues.
385
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,997
Well, I can sing
round the issues!
386
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,958
♪ Crime is bad,
crime is so, so bad I
387
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,960
♪ Vote for Bud and it ain't
gonna be no crime ♪
388
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,962
J" Crime's bad.
Vote for Bud I
389
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,716
You may now
throw your birdseed.
390
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,387
And now
a quick intermission.
391
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,972
We're getting
eaten alive back there.
392
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:16,184
Since when has Bud
been creepily adorable?
393
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,978
I don't know!
It doesn't make sense!
394
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,939
He's almost acting
just like...like...
395
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,317
GIDEON: Widdle old me.
396
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,071
Aha! Hello there!
Long time no see.
397
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,698
Except in my revenge fantasies
398
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,575
where I see you
on an hourly basis.
399
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,244
Gideon! I knew you were
somehow behind this!
400
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,787
You've been controlling Bud!
401
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,165
And it seems you've
been controlling Stanford!
402
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,875
I have to hand it
to both y'all.
403
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,586
You've gotten much eviler
since I last saw ya.
404
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,837
Daddy.
405
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,589
( Bud making zombie noises )
406
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,757
(whimpering )
407
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,967
MABEL: Let go of us!
408
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,935
Behold your grand view
of the debate!
409
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,645
Once I win this election,
410
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,397
I'll finally rule
this backwoods town!
411
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,442
You'll never get away with this,
you creepy little dork!
412
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:10,238
Oh, I'd be happy to spare you,
Mabel--if you agree to be mine.
413
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,074
I even made you this wedding
dress in crafts class.
414
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,992
Don't ask what it's made of.
415
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,203
Ew! I'd rather die,
you creep!
416
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,540
Fine! Have it your way.
Once I win,
417
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,625
they'll hit the plunger
for the fireworks display,
418
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,418
finishing the mountain's
construction,
419
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,212
trapping you all inside.
420
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,256
I've been trapped
behind concrete all summer--
421
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,550
now see how you like it!
422
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,970
Say hello to the next
mayor of Gravity Falls, kids!
423
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,556
( Evil laughter)
424
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,182
And that is why, um,
425
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,810
the Statue of Liberty
is our hottest landmark.
426
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,228
ALL: BOO!!!!
427
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,397
Awright, I lied.
She's kind of mannish.
428
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,773
What do you want from me?
429
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,985
( Audience cheering )
430
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,446
Ahh. You're dying out there,
Stan.
431
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,741
Kids, you were right
all along.
432
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,827
I shoulda listened to you
when I had the chance.
433
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,162
MABEL: Help! Help us!
What the--?!
434
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,248
DIPPER: We're tied to
a bunch of fireworks!
435
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,460
( Both scream )
436
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,754
( screaming )
437
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,298
( all gasp )
438
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,465
Kids!
439
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,926
Aah!
Aaah!
440
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,678
Listen, everybody,
441
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:16,929
this debate is over.
442
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,639
I gotta go save my family!
443
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,350
No, those--those are just
some demolition dummies.
444
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,476
Nothin' to see here.
445
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,645
Can it, Gleeful!
446
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,147
Heeyahhh!
447
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,149
ANNOUNCER:
In a shocking turn of events,
448
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,818
Stan Pines has run to
the aid of two children
449
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,112
who appear to be in danger.
450
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,489
And the crowd is loving it!
451
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,492
No! Stop it!
Thank you, but stop it!
452
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,786
Get back,
you terror birds!
453
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,874
Heeyahh!
454
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,132
BOTH: Grunkle Stan!
455
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,260
Kids! Look, I'm sorry
I was being stubborn.
456
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,014
I guess being the town's hero wasn't
enough-- I wanted to be yours, too.
457
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,517
We're sorry, Grunkle Stan. We should
have supported you, win or lose.
458
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,227
Probably lose.
459
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,146
I can still drop you, you know.
460
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,151
( Crowd cheering )
461
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:17,948
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, not again!
462
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,701
Time to take care of you
once and for all!
463
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,787
Oh no! We have to
get out of here!
464
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,580
Kids, if I die,
465
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,291
make sure I get
a bigger tombstone than Ford.
466
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,256
( Screaming )
467
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,261
( screaming )
468
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,224
NO! NO!
469
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,810
Aaaaaah!
470
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,645
( Buzzer sounds )
471
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,773
( squawking )
472
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,650
( all gasp )
473
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:10,501
CHANTING: Mayor Pines!
Mayor Pines! Mayor Pines!
474
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,087
Well, I guess
we know who won.
475
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,505
ANNOUNCER: This just in:
476
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,966
Stanford Pines loses.
477
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:17,925
ALL: What?!
478
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,720
Despite winning an overwhelming
95% of the vote,
479
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,888
election officials
had to disqualify him
480
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,391
clue to discovery of
an extensive criminal record.
481
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,559
Oh boy.
482
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,144
Stan, what did you do?
483
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,770
What didn't I do?
484
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,147
Crimes include shoplifting,
485
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,732
teaching bears to drive,
486
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,026
a new crime he invented
called "burgle-bezzlement,"
487
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,903
first-degree llamacide...
488
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,905
That llama knew too much.
489
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,282
Due to this shocking
development,
490
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,492
it would appear the mayorship
passes to
491
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,203
the only candidate who actually
filled out their paperwork,
492
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,749
local enthusiasm enthusiast
Tyler Cutebiker.
493
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,754
Got it.
494
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,505
We will dedicate
the rest of this broadcast
495
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,549
to listing Stan's crimes.
496
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,094
First-degree thermometer theft,
pug trafficking--
497
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,388
Whoo! At least they didn't
list any of the bad ones.
498
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,891
On an unrelated topic,
I have a lot of cheap pugs,
499
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,601
and I need to move them fast.
500
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,186
I'm sorry, Stan.
501
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,605
I actually think you as mayor
would have been fun.
502
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,190
Maybe it's for the best.
503
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,025
I got close the dream,
though, kids.
504
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,860
Hey, I knit you something.
505
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,529
It's not official,
but I think it fits.
506
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,824
( Sniffles )
507
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,576
Grunkle Stan,
are you crying?
508
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,912
I got campaign confetti
in my eyes.
509
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,873
Come on, kids, want to go
vandalize Mayor Tyler's mansion?
510
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,709
Hey hey! Vandalism!
Yay!!!
511
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:37,463
I'm sorry the election thing
didn't work out for you, bro.
512
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,839
If it makes you feel any better,
513
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,674
we're gonna throw
a riot tonight.
514
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,260
Does someone
want to throw a riot?
515
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,930
Thanks, Ghost Eyes,
I'm just not in the mood.
516
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,143
This poster is the only thing
keeping me going.
517
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,151
I'm finally ready
to make a deal.
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