All language subtitles for Duchess of Duke Street Part 2 (480p_30fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).inglés

thank you

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oh God helps

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did you miss Nora screaming

sorry for the language but I'm only

reporting the facts and take you a

of a sister with you

we've never heard nothing like it

amen well what now

she said she said

yes I heard

nothing about that really

I wondered about you for the rest

tonight

in the streets we would indeed

who would be out on the street

s full of people out on the street

yeah if I was a clairvoid Miss I'd never

become an Ed Waiter in the first place

well it won't be that for much longer oh

thank you even if I found new employment

who wouldn't you too old Mr maryman who

very old for aren't men you were older

take you again I'll take her a cup of

tea a little sleep she's been up half

the night swearing

for none

to carry one which makes it

hard out loud

choose

gold Alphas

is morning Mary Mary

you're up early man

tea in the pot out with yourself

both sleep sadly did you undisturbed yes

ma'am

both deaf is door posting are you

sit down I can't talk too loud my voice

had a busy night

nerving why you was both snoring in your

bed start good Christians

oh standing listening at your doors like

I'll tell staff usually do whichever the

case may be there was a bit of a Barney

which ended with my husband and his dear

sister deciding to leave for God by the

scruffs of their bleeding necks anyway

that was last night it's been and gone

so we won't worry about it no more

especially since we got today to worry

about end tomorrow and every day after

that

well that's your hors d'oeuvre main

course is a bit harder to swallow

I'm closing the hotel hey

yes ma'am

thank you Mom

see days

bills or

2819 pounds worth run up in a few short

months by my husband former husband as

of now and his care of her sister

you wouldn't think it was only possible

would you no ma'am well it seems it is

so if you accidentally heard some right

language last night you know the reason

why

and all I've got to do now is pay off

every penny but mum if you're close in

the hotel how can you pay I mean what

can you work just work I suppose damn

old

ER than I've ever worked in my life

we're tea and toast for dinner in my

next new dress today is all paid off

you've got friends people of means well

Daddy of Marvel two assisted oh yes I

should think they most certainly will oh

thank God man

and when they do it just say no I turn

them down flat down on your bum yeah

there's not much point in swapping one

deck for another well I'm talking about

friends mobile that's right so am I you

just can't be done Mrs Carter nearly

three thousand pounds I never knew there

were that many pounds even

24 pound a year I get piranha to take me

all my life longer I hope you older than

Mr Mary man

I still don't know are we gonna do it

what we'll have to do we

us

come on me and you Mom anyway I didn't

think you were staying on me either of

you

know what else to go

thank you Mary so you Sheldon so you

shall

wait I still don't know what to win help

him to walk well now you've seen the

ladies Promenade up and down in the

street outside every night all night

Street Walkers charts yeah well they

sell the only commodity they've got to

sell don't they right we'll do the same

hey Mama

I I don't think I could well I've always

been we'll sell our only commodity

that's what I'm saying mama

Fury

the best cook in London

cook

only as God sends us for anyone who

wants us to pay the right price if they

want a french banquet they get a French

banquet they want fish and chips they

get fish and chips and we earn the money

all 2 819 cans even 2820 and without so

much as even lifting your petticos Mary

do you still want to stay I suppose so

if you think we can yes please man good

girl you too Merriman uh well mum the

one or two difficulties as you know I

mean so awkward y'all misery course

you'll stay who else is balmy enough to

have you

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ciao

oh no I thought I was too pleased nappy

here we go again here we go again oh

that'll do snotty nose you said it

that's my privilege on the gaffer come

on

I have mercy on the merchandise Mrs

truck I've done you know arm is it now

what arms that poor old chicken done you

okay no chance to Ben smile won't be me

eating it yeah tell me why don't you

never come after we vote not everyone

else does no one comes every day at this

time they're all in a bleeding Dawn I do

granted you do yeah yeah come to think

of it I haven't seen it for a few days I

thought perhaps you'd been coming before

I'd even got here tell me Ben if you're

not fresh now what they're gonna be like

when you do open not fresh yeah cap over

your ears Jamie I think he's going to

start blinding they're the freshest in

the Market Bar None oh yeah yeah you

like a bar

listening how about a quick kiss and a

cuddle around the back of the next door

and while we're around here I'll Nick

you the finest cauliflower this side of

the berms and flowers nobody kisses and

cuddles this time the whole relation up

for a bleeding cauliflower

thank you

very much of the quo a Turner cheapest

in the market China for two eh

for one yeah tomorrow morning fetch a

place

the cheapest then the freshest

an hour ago was looking forward to a

long and happy life

oh God for a minute I thought was still

alive and kicking I'll give you thought

s

Trotter I've got a wife a girl knows how

many kids I lose can Fulton spent

getting ready Jamie she's got that look

on her face again

thank you Ben you're a gentleman

I'll take off a dozen

ain't the best cauliflower from the

birming flower show from the back of the

next door and I'll stop here while you

get it

and you go

you got it or do you think I have I mean

which is it all I see I know damn well

what you said you want me to buy from

you when you're already up to the

eyebrows in depth with what you brought

for me

I'll tell you how much you're in debt

just to prove I'm not Barbie I can tell

you how much 28 pounds seven Shillings

one moment young woman have patience for

one moment

right thank you now in the absence of an

apology perhaps you'd be so good as to

give me an earring Mrs

answered a way to pay off since I can't

pay off with money

oh I see no money changes ains well I'll

sell you you just knock off me Bill oh

you do get excited don't you no wonder

you got Gout

now how much do you charge your

customers for quail

off the ground cooked

profit there don't you we do have

overheads how does this sound to you two

Bob cooked Chillin Roar what two

Shillings cooked by you so if you charge

two in a penny you're still making a

profit aren't you all you have to do is

add him over the counter and you'll be

doing the cooking with me I'm cleverains

taste better renewals won't I

how many can I have a dozen you can have

them buy tea time you'll charge two

bloody seven will you yeah

with none left what do you mean you've

none left it's just that we've none left

Mrs Carradine I'm sorry

goodies sorry young man how many miles

do I feed with Sonny I demand to see the

manager I demand to see the manager it's

beginning to sound like a musical chorus

travel every day

Mr mate

it's not evenings housekeeper well she

wasn't it should be somebody else's

wouldn't you she's going potty because

we sold out a villain had pies

yes Mrs Canada and most highly valued

I'm so very sorry madam but we're always

sold out by this time we just can't make

enough to please stay the same

yes Madam that's what I'm saying well

it's not good enough is it perhaps if

you could call earlier perhaps if you

could save me some oh I'm sorry madam

but that's what everyone asked me to do

huh nothing more to be said than is

there I apologize

will that be all then matter have to be

won't it

excuse me

that's a turkey a ham the sausages and

the figs

so half a dozen Quail two Bob H's 12

Shillings off mid bill right uh yes yes

sir grouped

not the most satisfying of customers eh

oh I'm in the wrong trade for that I'd

have to be a magician why don't you be

then hey you could have venom Empires

coming out Mrs Carradine Zach and a

Bloomers too but we have an encore what

are you talking about pies feeling

Empires Pork Pies what you like

you're not selling those as well as many

as you like I buy the bill the pork the

M I bake the pies all you do Mr May the

smile at your customers knock them off

me Bill

I need hundreds Andres you shall have

thousands be better

amateur pie what wait oh I can't say

feeling that

lemon safely

no opens I can't go far then under 11

Pin safely and I can't go without in

overnighters

good day then Mr May that the coil would

be ready has arranged if Mr Ellis has

time to collect them

Timber's heightening

you said done

to Tomato we're not just talking about

ordinary Powers we're talking about

Louisa Trotter's pies

um

hey baby

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that's what I said Mr madman

that's right then a small wardrobe and a

tall boy likewise all our bedroom stuff

to the sitting room can you give me one

same reason why yes because she said so

Very Old Man

I should be lying on a bed this time of

day not carding up downstairs well you

did have a sit down halfway to get your

breath back I'm a waiter not a Furniture

remover ah that must have been in the

previous life Mr Merriman two months ago

Christmas

excuse me yeah what is it your bedroom

furniture has been removed to your

sitting room as instructed which means

your bedroom has no furniture in your

sitting room has your city room

furniture and your bedroom furniture

maybe if I sleep downstairs I can spend

more time in the kitchen in the mall

time I spend in the kitchen the sooner I

can get back to sleeping in my bedroom

Sun Kenya as it

sunken

no well it wouldn't would it you're not

a woman

are you taking a little holiday Mary

it's your parents well Mr and Mrs Layton

what yeah are you in the hall

oh blow me

LLY make a protein love her tea and

biscuits dump them in my room is it here

such a good husband Louise who was he

adores you yeah it makes it all the

worst on it

should never come sniveling to you I

think it was his sister's idea yeah

everything's his sister's idea

did she tell him to tell you what a

I am you just seemed to apologize

mostly

Louise so you can't pay it all off you

can't do the impossible not on your own

not on my own am I I don't care service

well I do

hasn't um

SMD off the top e

you know you're um old friend who's that

mean the king girl

if Edward knew the Trump Majesty no his

majesty surely if he knew the trouble

you was in yeah he's offered he's

written to me well is that careers two

or three times oh they are then

everything's all right I told you bye

mum dad I want no one's help

if you haven't helped me in the first

place I wouldn't need help now

anyway Nadine's different from wanting

I'll be be Olden to No One Louise and

don't you start putting your own in your

pocket dad you can't afford it and it

wouldn't take it from you anyhow no

yeah well we um

we thought you want to be independent

you always were yeah but we still wanted

to come and see you you know it being

Christmas Eve and everything so well

because of course we were worried about

it oh yes it we was white out he was

keeping since we hadn't heard from you

for so long you know ages and ages yeah

I know I'm sorry Mama I've been up to me

I was in it I will write you know like I

used to from time to teenagers and ages

mums not a Dickie bird we used to look

forward to your little letters come into

regular

oh I mean apart from the mummy inside

all that apart oh heavens above no I

mean the letters themselves and all your

news and

whether you was having a nice time

hmm not lovely thought babe you made it

yourself yeah of course of course you

did perfect do you want another cup of

tea toad oh yeah

Louisa I may be wrong but um but if the

king's off a job I mean wasn't it really

you know only common courtesy oh

I've got a little Christmas Box for you

by the way for us yes nothing that's

just a few quid oh no we couldn't take

money from you laser not when you're

working so hard all the air is gone

defend that wouldn't be right on our

part no not when you're trying to save

I've been saving it for you

well

thank you Louise

you're a good girl awful

always work

excuse me ma'am the whatever it is a

good 15 minutes and oh yes thanks Mary

right away Bobby won't impose on you if

you're busy but we just had to come you

know ever nice chat

Louisa I don't know if we had your bed

in here

a few months good idea make sure you get

plenty of rest

dinner for right Lieutenant General

Dennis's Knightsbridge

melon glassite yeah consummated

sorry yeah sermon grillai grilled salmon

yes yeah tartar sauce yes of course

because

lady Blackboard also Jane II set Us

Upper for four Mrs liner Watson Jerry

the fifth dinner parade that's it which

all of them all three well I told you

you can Mom you see already on January

5th you're doing your lunch expect them

will manage

laughs

or rotten element

go and rest Mary oh mom there's the

pants just go with the fish to clean the

vegetables to doing there's nothing even

starting go on go and waste you can have

40 Wings well 39. you don't rest you

never rest oh don't be simple homies me

I'm working for I know what I'll get out

of it when it's all over will you get

out of it eh

nope

you might have done it so quick no I

wouldn't have done it at all

if I ever do these

I'm all right now are you sure yes well

you could have outside minutes oh I

could have done the fish in that time

Mary Ordinary People call it fish we're

not ordinary fish have names where we

come from

sumo

oh Mary

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Mom

she's very very poorly doctor well I

don't think crucian salts would ever

want her as an advertisement for glowing

health

working yourself to exhaustion barely

eating barely sleeping how long is this

suicidal business been going on whole

winter will she soon be better sir do

you think only with plenty of rest and

regular meals and no work

the same applies to you but the look of

you oh I get more rest than she does she

has the mental worry as well you see my

auntie Gwen says that that aggravates a

sickness even worse oh that's sick oh

yes sir in her opinion I'm most grateful

now it's up to you young lady to see

that Mrs Estrada eats properly and rests

properly from now on those are strict

orders and it's your responsibility to

see that she obeys yes sir

she shouldn't get up at all tomorrow not

for two days at least very good sir

to put the Brandy in the chicken never

patties

Premier delivers a cheap bottle I mix

them in here no man

well do you mean no I mean no

Dougie

doctors are only doctors they're not

Empress of India and Defenders of the

blade in faith the answer's still not

I'd like that to be understood please

thank you

well done nurse

Mr Maggie man

Mr Maddie man I'm reading the paper

when I read I read I don't talk

just that I'm in sometimes when I don't

know what to do when you say I'm in

something I'm in a certain word

oh that's a quandary well I'm in one

again good

before she got chocolate about by now

but on the other hand the doctor said

she'll stay in bed all day so the

quandary is should I take her a morning

Potter tea or not that's the quantity in

question Mary I've tried to read the

newspaper yesterday's newspaper

time we have to get up in this

establishment there's no such things

today

if he rests and convaleses and does less

cooking and earns less money

and it's all over in it we will be on

the street

one of the attributes of old age is

wisdom in my wisdom I said you were both

mad at the time and I was right you said

no such thing well I thought it

I'll take her the tea and if she's

sleeping I'll bring it back

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morning too

one two three four

somewhere six

seven hundred eight

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I know you don't die

I don't think so

so if you wouldn't mind it's Louisa is

it well I don't know you from Adam and

Eve nor the serpent so shift your

carcass and let me get on Louise stop it

you know who I am all right

I was wondering if there's any chance of

a lift to Piccadilly Circus Please Mr

Terrell get on your way and let me get

on my night Mr Tyrrell

it was Mr Charlie the first time he met

as I remember it were Rogue Vagabond

Reich and Seducer of innocent young

kitchen Maids attempting Seducer failed

Seducer

it was the second time we met you called

Mr Charlie

how are you Louisa

um well now can I get on with my

business and your husband

he yanked the husband no more

I see

see what what is it to say

Louisa

what on Earth are you doing at this time

of the morning pushing a barrel in the

first place I'm minding my own business

in the second place whatever I'm doing

is a damn more respectable than you

stood here this time of the morning

Saint James is in your in your evening

suit

you don't look well

where can I call on you Roger one or

something of course I do

painting hotel if you like

ain't no guess anymore

ain't no tell anymore you can do what

you like you won't object

up to you in it Louisa we are old

friends good morning

are you sure you're all right I told you

I was didn't I

ah

Louisa you're all right yeah yeah I'm

all right we better get you home no no

Mr Charlie I'll be all right

it's all right Louisa

thank you

Theory

I couldn't think what to bring you

spending no money

was in the quandary

I brought quail in aspect

terrible said it was horrible

sit in the street

he thought she was dying

and if you are Mama I don't think you

must expect us to feel sorry it was

supposed to stay in bed

we did our best

too

when did you say Mr two

he's called the detail every day since

it happened to tell us how you were they

wouldn't let me come till today

oh Mr merryman's notified if I can't

Stanley in The Honorable George Campbell

that they love to whistle for their

dinners

everything's been canceled

are you Mr maryman praying last night

I've never heard him too before

sleep packed

don't cry Mary I'm not

that you will drank it well this time

won't you mark the kitchen

can blow yourself okay

I'm gonna pack the old thing in

to wear with my debts all I don't want

to do now is Dime Piece

pay attention

you'll have nowhere to live

well that won't matter much if I'm dead

will it

you tried that's supposed to be the most

important thing

to be

and we fold

anyway

it doesn't matter

what's your matter some people don't

even get bread

most people so long I'm like that when I

was a girl

before if I didn't see him no more they

wouldn't be there

but I have

they are

I don't know what to say to you go

nothing I suppose

there is nothing

I think she's sleeping sir how is she

saying she's never been like this babe

Luisa

Charlie

's in three days must be a nightmare

five days

it happened five days ago

oh sleepy life away

to get them for

first pretty woman I bumped into

Louisa

I've been doing some thinking well the

answer's no I know that Mary tell me oh

she did did she she repeated like a

catechism you seemed to tell each other

a lot you Mary it's always about me you

know there's nothing better to do

what you've been thinking about in

um sorry this is how it's ended

but I think you were right to do what

you did making yourself responsible for

the debts

yeah about the only one that does Cox

I'm the only one that understands you

and me I understood my I was a bloody

fool

as Lord eyes with me at these days

still taking long after that he walks

around his Yorkshire Estates keeping as

fits he can because he thinks I'm

waiting for him to die

oh yeah you'll live forever

now I enjoy myself occupying myself

enjoying the pleasures of London

they don't keep me fit

they keep me happy

laughs not changed have you not in one

single respect

it isn't all together true but I enjoy

the pleasures of London

not as much as I should and could

I seem to wander from the house of one

friend to the house of the next

circles

like a Fairground Johnny

servants big planes you've done nothing

have you which isn't to say I'm not

going to

same old Charlie no is it how much would

the lease cost on your hotel

800

before don't give me what I need won't

it premises the home in London

Suite of rooms furnish to my own taste

that I can regard as home but I can

invite my friends for a change no don't

want charity this one for God's sake

love you don't want to sound all right

I'll buy another or something I've got

somewhere you do that then the answer is

no please yourself I always do

evidently

would you mind pushing off now visiting

times over you'll see

Jupiter doesn't want to Stubborn aren't

you I never knew that

look I want no one's help

being out that got me where I am now at

dev's door that's door

you want to live as long as my father

me a woman

admittedly I'd been an investment for

you but so would you be for me

as far as I pretend it's a downside more

to the point

well

would I be expected to cook for you for

you and your friends

if you were agreeable that's precisely

what I'd expect wow Charlie Lonnie the

only one I'm going to be cooking for

some pizza when you're recovered when

it's convenient So within a month

her mouth

that's I'm not a bleeding pit Pony but

you'd have no debts left would you

blockhead

you'd be less work for a downside more

money how many months or years do you

think it would take slaving away in that

black hole of a kitchen to earn 1500

quid

sure already

one guess one sweet rooms and no

furniture

no I'm

no is that a question

18 guineas there

do I hear 19 well this superb hooded

Porter's chair do I hear 19 guineas

gentlemen this is Charlie up to you oh

it's ever so expensive isn't it I don't

remember when I last Mentor oh come on

gentlemen do I hear 19 guineas which is

nice though I don't know what do you

think 19 is too dear isn't it yes it is

going for 18 guineas then going but not

if you really want it 19. thank you

madam any advance on 19. that's my last

bit I'm not going nowhere twenty twenty

one twenty one do I hear 22.

going for 21 then going going angle

yeah let's go now look I've got me my

chairs McDonald's

I need now is a couple more hotels to

put them in and now we come to Lot 24

gentlemen wait a second a lady and

gentlemen

grand piano handiwork of Mrs Steinway

beautiful to look upon and I have no

doubt equally beautiful to listen to yes

I don't want a piano for you for me now

who's going to start the bidding at

shall we say 25 guineas thank you sir 26

26. you don't even play I can learn

can't I

Good morning George

well

what do you think

looks like a Town's bedroom oh I

wouldn't say that well you should know

how many koiler you of course Maybe

bloody hundreds

gold knows how many pork pies

foreign

Furniture come in if you're not why

aren't you

make yourself at home thank you Ole Miss

what do I say on the piano

not they sound much better than it did

when I come in I thought I was doing

another world

Louisa did we buy any wardrobes at all

yeah they're coming tomorrow typical my

man's bringing all my clothes this

afternoon

no he said why is it that my rooms are

still in this mess when you've done up

the entire Hotel

I don't know how you do it

yeah I think I'll get carried away I've

noticed that before

no going back now no I suppose not happy

worried but happy worried but worried I

think I must be balmy

when I decided to open a suite of rooms

for you well I think I was just

delirious

then being me what am I going to do next

open all the rooms I don't know please

no till now that's not Delirious that's

plain balmy

I'm surely I'm not but at the beginning

again all this slaving and sweating to

pay off my desk what am I doing and land

me there'll be more of them but you're

getting an entire new hotel woman

Louisa how many times do I have to

explain but what if it fails it won't it

might no

it's what you wanted you won't let it

fail

it's all you've ever wanted from life

isn't it

yeah you nice

absolutely all

and I tell nothing more well any

squished especially if they're into not

me first

and they appreciate me cooking yeah

that's all and no husbands mom certainly

no husbands no lovers

most certainly no husbands

anyway I'm going to be slaving away in a

kitchen of you Bladen lovers

what about you Charlie apart from the

Regiment of women I'm going to be

cooking for

what do you want out laughing

you could have had The Pick of society

you know that don't you yeah you forget

already I've had well pick a society

pick me

well is he a piano is that what you want

be a great pianist I'll surprise you

I'll learn to play one day

it was one day hi Charlie there's plenty

of time

there's never plenty of time love

look for things that matter

for example tell you what I've got for

your dinner melon followed by turbot

followed by roast beef followed by

cherries in brandy tempting

options

I said I only option knows what she's

doing

you only hope she knows what she's doing

yes so do I

oh

I agree never has yet it's too young to

start now

It's Not What It Seems though Mr

merryman good

oh

he's no gentleman really oh I know what

he gets up to I was the tween he made it

Lord Henry Lord Henry's Uncle what does

he get up to what does me get up to Mary

when I won't listen to Welsh or last

form speak English why is Mr till no

gentleman no female servant was

for every poor girl who made his bed

every day there was always one helping

him to unmake it every night and every

night a different one

that's what gentlemen are like all

gentlemen that's what makes them

gentlemen understand

and have patience you will

star Mr star

two hours oh yes

because I see

dogs with you is he day and night

yes

come in

if there's a Mr Stardust here but says

he has an appointment

appears to have what I know he describes

a dog with a man his name is Fred mom

what

that we are here every your

advertisement in the times matter

re-application for the position re-haul

Porter oh yeah Rado uh thank you

merryman

come in Mr star was it star it was Mom

and is with two r's

do sit down

both of you thank you

now stay boy

stay

and no arguments

well now uh where shall I start not that

sure where to start I'm not all that

used to interviewing that's probably all

right Madam we are

well I think we might Begin by

establishing what exactly is the

remuneration you have in mind oh yes

that's right a 30 quid a year old fan

plus typicals of course which in the

case of all Poulter are extremely indeed

they are correct for it

correct

proceed mom

well now

as you'll understand it's highly

responsible position all Porter and and

you would wish for a man of experience

experience yes what I'm looking for is a

man of experience good look no further

mum

a man with excellent references I

imagine yes have you references Mr Stone

the very best Mrs Trotter I am my

references yes Fred

yes indeed oh the experience you talk

about where have you worked previous

here and there Madam I see doing what

isn't that

oh

you seem a military sort of gentleman

did you fight in the Boer War

very possibly

oh

well I'd say you did and one

well now well now Fred and I will be

grateful if you be as Frank with us

Madam as we have with you and what we'd

like to know are one the number of

guests to whom we are to be of service

two where the Fred of course would be

welcome no Fred no yours truly correct

Fred

correct

three the number and character of the

remainder of the staff

four what Arrangements could be made

satisfactory at all

come on Katie

this is nice and warm in here

can I help you ladies I doubt it pal it

wouldn't cost that much to try well this

is the new hotel in it uh well yes I

will be in a day or two oh

yet then

hello we're not open yet oh we was

hoping for a bit of trade if you'd any

gentlemen staying oh come on both of you

skedaddle hello there are you talking to

little bloody skiffy yo so get out and

shut the door behind you

it's gonna be a hotel in it not you okay

oh they're all our kinds here

from the mountain then go on get out

again for God's sake

two ladies sort of man they wanted to

know if they could a couple of times

anyway I checked them out ma no bones

broken then no man that's all right then

Mary Mr Starr Mr Tower is going to join

us as old Porter and Fred end Fred

uh Mr Merriman you already know

yes hello pleased to make your

acquaintances

so we'll uh see you as a range then

today at your service mark

and a pleasure to be so

go on prick

appreciate easier what you had in mind

would you say Bob so now I don't know

nothing about him he interviewed me but

you engaged him yeah I think that's why

I engaged him I like Mysteries

oh and Mary one little thing yes ma'am

when you check ladies out in future do

it gently eh nicely what Ladies Man

that'll do Mary the streetwalkers man

which is another word for working girls

Mary same as us I've told you before you

mustn't be a snob

do you like my new cap oh I wish people

snuck me today which was opening next

week oh you look beautiful tomorrow even

this afternoon oh well Mary what do you

think that you look very beautiful I

don't mean it I know you don't

thanks in fact thanks for everything

ready ready good luck Mom thanks you

deserve it

foreign

hotel and Fred

good morning Mom

well if he was expecting a grain speech

I'm afraid that was it except perhaps to

say don't save the king

God Save the King God save the venting

well it's about it

Rallo star open the door we'll do that

paint pair of trumpets

Marco what was that

looks suspiciously like a Jetta bomb of

champagne to me Cherry Bomb machine yes

a cherry bomb though he's aware of the

glasses I'll be delighted for you all to

join thank you Mr Tyrrell come on

everyone my room surely not the staff

mum especially the staff star champagne

10 30 in the morning I'm ashamed of

myself I'm happy to say come on

it's cold out there because thank you

come here

yes sir never mind yes sir I got a

couple of luggage out there bringing it

here and damn shellfish yes I am at once

sir just a moment stir up for what

purpose may I ask for what purpose is

Hotel ended well I want a room the

biggest and the best you've got in a

damn cycle I don't think I caught your

name did I oh didn't you know no I

didn't oh well then I suggest sir we'll

do it for me all right it's her your

title it is a custom Madam for customers

Atkinson Mr Johnson I can simply prior

to the Atkinson commanding company in

that position you mean in the coal

Cellar you know what I don't think we

have any rooms available good morning

with plenty of rooms available almost

all of them yeah but not for the lights

I jumped up little snotty noses like Mr

Atkinson

if you care to try an ordinary Hotel I'm

sure they'd be happy to oblige

Scott a Josh sling your rock well I

don't understand we all start to catch

me meaning certainly mom

please good morning sir good job oops

find the step lovely right come on

everyone while a bubbly still fizzing

before he drinks the loss she was a

wealthy mama I don't think so dear all

he had was money mum you're always

telling me I mustn't be a snob and so

you mustn't Marion I should know I am

one oh I don't understand understand

what Barney what you doing doing I'm

starting as I mean to go on

do they that's jolly good Louise are

there people worth having yeah there's

more and more inquiries every day but

nobody's actually come yet it'll take

time

suppose I should advertise and not if

you want to be particular about your

guests personal recommendation that's

how it's done now I'm doing my best

every party I go to become a positive

born about the virtues of the venting

hotel and of course everybody knows

about your cooking well I don't want to

go slaving away in that Bloody kitchen

the rest of my life cooking on for

surprise for Mavis dinners for all and

Sandra I bet you by the summer the place

will be overflowing anyway I thought you

liked cooking oh there's cooking and

cooking done the shopping for your

little dinner party by the way my first

at the bent Inc quite an occasion is

that for a menu

looks delicious

pudding oh by the way no garlic in

anything

no garlic she's the most awfully topping

girl I think you'll approve oh they'll

make a change yeah I met her that hunt

ball in Hampshire last week same party

dances divinely finally married I should

hope so as husbands in the Army

convenient on a mission to Egypt

she said she was going out to London to

do some shopping this week so I asked

her to dine Keen as mustard yes she said

just like that you're irresistible

that's your trouble

she likes roses

does she now well she can go on

larkingham she's getting none of here

I've got some nice spring flowers nice

and fresh and virginal

and buy myself a new basket

looks like we got a visitor wanting to

stay mum F3 now here take the tray away

Mary

oh excuse me

there's our shrink whiskers then by the

name of Smith Barton Major Smith Barton

DSO did you know all that there was a

letter sent here waiting for him to

collect I don't know that sounds like a

trick Coronet on the envelope he seems a

gentleman Fred gave him a wag or I'll

say very good oh yeah where's your

respect

if you care to step into Mrs daughter's

room sir

you might have to carry that knot out

again is there no telling it private

Hotel hello can take a room call he says

any other hotel that depends that all

depends

just back from the East being out there

along a straw looking for somewhere to

put up don't you know I see major

I've been been down in Suffolk shooting

with my cousin Lord did him said he'd

heard the old bending had opened again

run by a damn fine woman who really knew

how to cook

it's nice asked me to stay on there now

down there but the dedhams live in a

draftive Barrack of a house and my

blood's a bit thin after all those years

in the Sun so I upped sticks and made

for London was you thinking of a set of

rooms major

I'm an old campaigner you know I don't

like a lot of fuss if you've got a boot

covered somewhere it'll do me oh well I

think we can do something a bit better

than that

if you'll follow me

cute

putting the major in number 11 start

it's not cool thank you sir

I wonder if I might have a loan of your

Sporting Life

something's happening I'm sure he'll

finish with it he's better without it

well there It Go

nicest part of London this I obviously

like an armchair

I wonder if I might have lunch in my

room uh cold pheasant and a bottle of

carrots something like that certainly

major did you hear that I did well I did

oh very good

Charming servants you have man that old

fossil stiff as a post unless he chooses

not to be I only keep him on like I

can't miss of course in India one gets

used to half trained boys

seems we've got his feet under the table

nice and quick uh he's a thought we

never get rid of him now he's here and

you want every meal carried up to his

room breakfast lunch and tea dinner I've

seen him before

it was a day not so long ago we know

gentlemen would have had his lunch in

his hotel what's it exist club for I

don't know what some people are coming

to these days I may be overest you know

what's what

I reckon major whiskers is a bit of a

sporting Old Gentleman

what do you say Fred

yeah when Mr Tyrone is gets to finish

the suit you put the light under the

sole not before

and let me know when they're ready for

me Quail pudding I'll bring it up myself

do you hear me yes yes I heard you don't

like them candles to Mr Tyrell Rings you

can get done quick when it's over well

want you hanging about like a drunk at a

wedding

fail three out

uh probably brought down no interfered

with not the horse's fault sure of that

real good oh well you can't always win

what's your fancy for tomorrow major

Sultan's kissing at two o'clock at

Sandown absolute snip can't go wrong I

had it in confidence from a fella is

this the Ben Tink Hotel yes

will you follow me Madam

nice looking for Lynette a bit of blood

there highly strung I shouldn't Wonder

be all right with the right jockey out

they imagine

[Laughter]

oh please show him

my dear Belinda how nice to see you

again good evening Charles duplicate

cold out raw yes beastly horovolino

how about somebody to warm you up a

glass of Madeira yeah

oh well perhaps a glass of champagne

it's Mother's Milk to me

what an unusual place this is

not a bit like an Hotel you know that's

the idea you see Mrs trotsica runs the

place thought it would be a good idea to

make it more like a sort of Country

House don't you know how Queen

what fun it was last weekend wasn't it

yes it was really quite deviant

dressing up as a footman and spilling

the soup all over Admiral squeezy dick

shirt was really quite a lot yes it was

quite a lark wasn't it

I met the Old Devil played footy footy

with you under the table yes he did

actually it was most awfully

embarrassing

I don't blame him

what did you do oh my mother taught me

always to have a fork ready

to repel Invaders eh

I must be careful

I say that's the most awfully nice dress

you're wearing

are the rest gay I'm staying with her in

Paddington oh Paddington

so handy for the Park yeah

yeah I always seem to be cocoon with

some friend or relation or rather when

Basil's away I'm sure you're very

welcome in every nest

that's what's so nice about this place

when it's so completely undisturbed

private if you

Zone

you'll have me Tiddly you know oh

nonsense mind you there's rather a nice

Cloud at ahead we don't want to spoil

our palettes yeah

cook

was I boringly early or is everyone else

boringly late

well there isn't anyone else I thought

just a little intimate no Charles I

couldn't possibly but you did say you'd

like I had no idea well you asked me to

a dinner party in a hotel I couldn't

possibly dine with you alone it would

cause an absolute scandalare

it simply isn't done in Basil's regiment

oh my dearest Belinda you are teasing me

aren't you yeah it's awfully unkind to

be such a team no Charles I'm not really

really I'm not no one will ever know but

in there one evening it's already an

even cooking have to eat please don't

touch me Charles I never took you for a

for a cat

if basil knew he would shoot you

shoot me he shot a man in Durban for

less he he shot him you mean he killed

him he only grazed his finger actually

but that was because the man moved

I see

do please forgive me Belinda silly

mistake on my part

it was rather you'd like to go home yes

I would

my Carriage wasn't ordered until 10 30.

then you'll stay I knew you would no I

won't

then I'll find you a cab

I'm gonna hack

I'm sure basil wouldn't mind just this

once

you Mrs Wilkin

[Music]

thanks

what the hell are you doing down here

sorry you couldn't stay longer now

you're sure you wouldn't allow me to see

you home no I think I'll be quite safe

by myself just this once well good night

Belinda I hope we see each other again

soon so do I good night Charles next

time we'll have a proper about it

good night Charles

didn't even get her to the Post

well I be damned saved our bet that time

didn't we Fred

stood up good and proper was you will I

never did stupid woman typical stuffy

middle class Army Captain rum when she

become aware of your dishonorable

intentions eh poor old question though I

didn't say much as lay a finger on it

you was going to wasn't you no garlic

well Frank Evans there's some honest

decent women left in the world what's

prepared to be faithful to their

husbands and behave themselves thank you

Louisa for those comforting and

consoling words I don't think it's very

funny no isn't this rather sad really

the reason I do want to apologize after

all the trouble you've taken I really am

most awfully sorry don't worry you

forget about ladies for one night sit

down

just like you to take it on the chin

without moaning thanks

Louisa will you dine with me me yes do

me the honor of dining now Charlie not

possible got another 50 Paws to come out

of the oven which is working and take

them out of the oven for stuff to

prepare for lady mentor's dinner party

tomorrow night that's tomorrow night not

tonight but relax enjoy yourself tonight

take a night off well no one's worked

harder or deserves it more are you my

own poison

to give me great pleasure if you would

and I do need cheering up

well I don't know in fact I'd say it was

your duty to cheer me up well aren't I

more important than lady meant

all right then Mr Misery

yeah everything's just about ready I

suppose I'll manage

thank you Mr Tyrrell I should be pleased

to accept your kind invitation to dinner

just give me a moment I'll talk myself

up

yes sir put two bottles of the click

over and Rosie 93 on Ice would you yeah

sure thank you

yeah that's nice Mary I always did my

mother's hair she was proud of it

she said it was the only beautiful thing

she had left in the world

what about a daughter

right

wish I had a nice tiny waist like yours

mum can't be more than 18 inches oh that

comes a not eating Mary nothing but tea

and toast for so long

all right Wellness nuts is

well not since we come here

the gold necklace be nice summer

no it's the jet tonight it's got to be

why is that

well brought up ladies mates don't ask

that sort of question Mary

yeah Mr Tyrrell give me that

long time ago

how's that been

oh you look beautiful man you look like

a real Duchess you do really oh Blum I'm

glad I'm not one what a life nothing to

do all dopes it leaked too much sleep

too much talk too much

I was all nice fun when it's

Make-Believe

oh pink champagne's pushing the boat out

of it isn't it that's a special occasion

I didn't even know we had any Newsela

but marimon and I knew didn't we met him

well he used to it first right segment

evening

[Laughter]

well should we try This Woman's cooking

and what would you say to your lady

she was sitting there

well

we're the first course start off with

the weather the weather

you can tell Mrs Wilkin this toast is

like a toggy mattress oh yes ma'am the

weather don't sound too romantic to me

oh and it's a way of sort of breaking

the ice you know how the fog stop the

pheasants flying well it meant more well

that's if she's interested in shooting

are you allow you aren't you didn't you

want to watch out

or perhaps if she likes hunting we might

consider together how many days the

beaver has been stopped by Frost this

season then go over every yard of that

Splendid hunt we have with the water

show last November never missing a fence

then we could consider the merits of the

Big Bay gelding well if she likes

tiddlywinks then we shall play at Tiddly

Wings later just now it is essential to

return to the weather why

because

just as I am suggesting that we should

go skating together on the second time a

thought strikes me is the lady cold

I've immediately all attention and

apprehension I must find out is her tiny

hand Frozen yes stop it

[Music]

they might finish for this year

he did really and you know what a

duchess looks like you ever seen one

really funny pictures

oh she's at tonight one and that's a

fact sockey toast indeed what does she

expect leaving me to cut the old dinner

single-handed at the last minute

I bet you that'd be a moan about the

quail pudding next

[Laughter]

oh no the time is ripe to Embark upon

more serious subjects such important

matters is where the lady is staying for

us oh that's easy wins a castle if the

queen will win

loser I said

like what horribly no play she's been to

and what DB House parties and where she

denarried before down sorry with that

Divine the partner I know who's been

popping into bed with Oh No Doubt

put rather crudely

well if you will excuse our Amy

ah and what do you think your lady would

say to that she would be enchanted

say it seems a shame to eat it they

always do she'd say but she'd heard this

Mrs Trotter was not only the best cook

in London but a most beautiful woman to

boot

the and of course I'd have to explain

that Mrs Trotter was in reality a nasty

old dragon with a face like the back end

of a horse bus yeah you better watch it

Mr Terrell you're gonna clear around a

luggle

hahaha

[Music]

all right Jake what's up there Mr Miller

I think churches are no mistake

[Music]

[Music]

her eyes

cause you're made for the oars boy

oh my God

I think it's about time your lady went

back to report some planes no not quite

not till I told her

that her hair is like the finest

gossamer scene of Dewey Dawn

her eyes like twin pools of red a light

her cheeks like blushing clouds what

bear amps did

a a ring of pearls cuddled from an

Eastern Crown not bad not bad where was

that cheeks like blushing clearance oh

yes um lips like two rose buds newly

opened in June

neck like a column of alabaster

yeah I think that's about far enough

isn't it

then I tell her that I love her

in your magic spell always works eh

no

it's rather like cooking a salmon

that's the real sport of the thing

it's just a sport you see

I suppose it is

usually

and you always win in the end

sometimes the lady says her carriage is

waiting

go carriage

she wants two biscuits in a pear

she can whistle for him as far as I'm

concerned it's not my job hey

well there's pears there

you're too ripe so best salad left in

the market

after 11 she gets me down a note would I

go and do the marketing for lady

mountains in her place oh it's not right

Mr merryman I can't do everything in

this hotel

oh yes but I never come back here to be

put upon do our best

I reckon the best thing I can do is tell

him is his truck to find somebody else

to do her cooking

oh

do you want to watch it Mr Edmund very

proper tantrum she's in this morning

said to her quite civil you're male Mrs

tottler I said she bit me head off why

is it on my desk she said why are there

dirty pool marks all over this floor

this is meant to be a hotel she says not

a bleeding dog's home

she's got out of bed the wrong side and

that's a fact not her own bed either

is that what you think Mr America

there's no what I think

what would be doing because he's still

in bed

as I was making up his fire he was

telling me about how he fought the

fierce pythons of the Northwest Frontier

of India the towns right the towns oh

yes that's right he said if they did

never ask to fight they'd fight each

other for the fun of it just like the

Welsh

Mr Mary money he'd like some biscuits

and a glass of Lake Port at 11. and the

lawn of your sporting people Mr Steiff

who'd be so obliging at all that's all

but I don't know how I'm gonna get his

room done at this rate

morning all right

will you come out to lunch with me yeah

Ken I'm supposed to be running an hotel

around the Western with you

thank you Merriman do you want to cut

nothing

this pay is not right we'll take it away

then don't bring me I'm not peers in

future

oh Charlie what we've gone and done well

people say what they think no one will

know the service the planet and everyone

will know what does it matter

have you heard that Mrs Chocolate at the

Ben tick tacks up with our customers

um to drink that's my trouble

you mean the whole thing was just to

cheer me up

no I don't mean that of course I don't

you know very well I don't know

your magic spell wouldn't have worked

unless I wanted it to

spilling knee bones it's dangerous

you can't go back no

no but we can take a pool a real pull

stop

yeah

is that what you really want

of course it's not what I want

colonel was that what you want in life

can you hardly ever

I don't know I just don't know look I've

got all the accounts to do I've got that

dinner party for 24 tonight

[Music]

just looking up Mrs dollar

sorry we're like we was held up in the

fog dinner go all right yeah I think

they was highly delighted

good night then I'll turn the lights out

all right madam

good morning General good morning good

morning good morning good morning

oh thank you Mrs daughter excuse me mom

there's a message coming out of the

kitchen to the German Embassy can you do

dinner for 30 Thursday night oh my God

I'll join you Charlie

no I can't but Mrs Wilkin Kenya she can

do it

you're standing here like death warm

that what's the matter was Mrs welcome

to the house for mum well I'm going to

the theater that night to see the

country girl so you can tell him the

answer's no

as well German Embassy something about

not bloating foreigners anyhow

chocolate cake friend yeah look at that

that's your favorite

well that's a turn up for the book and

no mistake

for Thursday

it's gone buy me a no mistake you said

oh she's forgot

staying in this hotel will have to be

cooked for as well I'm all coming

well she's just gone by me Mr moment

that's a fact

I mean there's nobody I've worked for

looked after a servants better than Mrs

Trotter did really thoughtful oh granted

her temp has never been good what's an

Archie baji every so often

this spoonie business I don't know I

really don't

oh and it's lovely oh sorry so much I'm

gonna wear this when we get a haircut

that'll put them lady Doodles noses out

a joint

you suck all long

I'm your honey honeysuckle you are my

baby

oh I feel tingly all over that luck when

I had measles but nicer

nothing I don't care if it's Christmas

or Easter

let's become potty I really must

oh it's nasta

slapping up in the air somewhere

everything else is ever since Smalls it

just does

you feel like that

very happy

not quite like that

you know also what you do yes I have a

long time ago when I was about 15. I

developed a nice little passions one of

the girls who worked in the dairy at

home on the farm

I'm too shy even to talk to I just gazed

from afar and adorable

I soon grew out of it

[Music]

Tommy's but Mary have been later come

down piece of Stuffy up to my room

nobody turns down my bed it's nice and

warm and cozy up there come on

Mr Maddie man

this passion Mrs Trotters yeah

it's changed in nature

she seems to have gone

suppose he's marvelous for her being in

love and all that

maybe your mouth for her but it's still

called marvelous for us Mary more like

sitting on a powder cake for us

any second of the day

the window

confusion Reigns

the country girl instead of the German

Embassy

if you get my drift not entirely Mr

maryman

there was a chef in a hotel where I

worked once

in great touch with fish

could make a common piece of egg taste

like turbot

but when he had a passion on him the

beta splattered he had one once a week

all right then I tell you the truth he

could make so taste worse than skate

that's what it can do to a normal sane

human being

I had hopes to dry peace from my bed

it'll be thankful release when it comes

but not in the ruins of the boutique

hotel

you're the most powerful imagination Mr

Merriman lucky for sure without put

others what you have in this world you

pay for

[Music]

good afternoon sir I'd like to see a

room please yes sir sitting room bedroom

bathroom New Hampshire entrance yes sir

good I'm sorry sir I can't take on any

new guests not without the proprietor's

permission may I see the proprietor to

them Mrs Trotter's not here when will

she be there I have no idea sir she

didn't say

the major excuse me Mrs toddler didn't

mention to you when she'd be back this

year no she's been out a lot lately in

fact a great deal well in the meantime

perhaps I could look at the rooms

available I have a cab waiting outside

well not without Mrs Trotter being here

she's very particular you see what

exactly do you mean to imply by that

remarkable nothing tall so it's nothing

personal you all bear me out there

what's your major uh yes Mr Trotta is a

very particular and where by the way sir

do you come into it no not at all really

I'm just staying here at Andrew well I'm

delighted to hear that some ideas

I should be obliged if you if you wanted

Mrs Trotter my card with my compliments

and tell her that in future I shall not

be bothering her anymore

there are plenty of hotels in London

when they do have rooms yes my Lord

I'm exceedingly sorry my Lord masaro is

mutual

good day

do you think I did right magic oh sure

you did star sure you did I hope so Fred

didn't wag his tail or anything still

Mrs chatter has a real weakness for

Lords but she does like to pick him

herself that's true and I don't think

this one was anything special in the way

of Lords

still what a way to run a hotel hey

manager

your papa was the best fagmaster I ever

had at Eden always gave me a tip for

everything I did you know I hate me or a

sausage or something

not like that fellow who messed with him

Duckworth he was a real brutal if his

eggs or his toast weren't done exactly

right he used to give me a terrible

walloping

I hated that Fella's gut

I never thought I should ever feel sorry

for him but I did

he joined some smart Cavalry Regiment

treated his men just like he treated me

at school and they wouldn't stand for it

mutinid Duckworth was caught Marshall

last time I saw him he was an old man of

45 drinking himself to death in burles

gone to pot

rather like this place

what do you mean

we only blame the Louisa Trotter bullies

the sir oh Lord now she's the most

Charming woman

it's just it's uh

rather going to the dogs you probably

wouldn't notice but the servants chatter

away to me they uh pour out their

troubles to the Old Dutch uncle

it's very sad

they're not at all happy at present

in fact I think star and cook are

thinking of leaving

I'm saying that

that is bad I'd be sad to have to care

myself

it's a great pity

especially after all they tell me about

Mrs Trotter making such a great effort

to get the hotel open in the first place

yes indeed

it's all right

I don't suppose anything you and I can

do about it

nice drop of Port that

there's this crop 72. I brought up from

home that has been forbidden to drink

the stuff to his Fury how is he um

not awfully good actually

he had a very bad fall out hunting a

couple of months ago hasn't got right

which is back really none of the doctors

seemed to be able to do anything me and

my mama just off to New York to see some

quack over there

I was given a pipe abort by very

generous Godfather as a christening

president

sad to say I never touched a drop of him

oh how is that

when I was 21 and the stuff was just

breaded to drink

I had settled a lot to pay my debts

Dr saved me from getting chronic gout

oh well I better turn in

if I had to look for another bullet

tomorrow good night Johnny thanks for

the put

good night sir

General Mrs Maxwell come in for a few

days I figured I'd put him in number

five

so make sure it's all clean and ready

yes Mom will it be like wait until I was

in there no flowers is only a general

not in a poke

and Mr tyrrell's going away

got to go off with this man part of

America

how long will he be gone for no idea

well anyway it'll give me the chance to

give his room a real keynote that's

right

goodbye

my friend

bye Mary

look after this is

might get the boat back on uneven Keel

now Fred

hey

foreign

I had a dog very like yours myself once

in India

marvelous rata I bet Fred's a good dog

with a rat I dare say major nice

sporting sort of dog

by the way star there's a good thing

going in the two o'clock at Plumpton

near 70. nice price too

yes

the good news that's right

if you could Advance me the money I

should be most great for all of course

you'll get 50 of the winnings at 14-1

1 that's pretty stuff there's Mrs

Trotter alone yes

I'm on Fred

time you had your awesome brush up

and maybe we'll have a look around for a

rat

I can certainly smell one

quite clearly

I wonder if I might have a word with a

Mr Johnny yeah of course you can age you

come in

it's a bit awkward in fact it's either

favored about Gabriel that money is it I

guess it is rather

um shortage of Sam a temporary shortage

is him you see it's it's been a bit

difficult lately trustee is being a bit

tiresome

of course it won't be long now it's just

a question of getting things sorted out

of course I realize I I can't go on

staying here with my bill unpaid of

course you can major this old places I

mean like a top it's not going to ruin

us

wouldn't be the same without you

it's also civil rights don't forget

take a pew

we'll have a glass of Adriana sorrows

how many news of Charlie

they just had a postcard

Dreadful Voyage sick as cats all the way

in New York is cold as Charity

oh man bottle of wine please and not

that much of all that last time bottle

of the Bollinger 93 100

right for you major

are you short of the tinkle I saw

whiskers trouble how can you tell that

Mr star I always tell when they get

specially friendly and confidential then

borrow a guinea off you to put on a

certainty Mr Starr says it made your

whisk as a shorter money

he's not playing with his wife I can

tell you that she's paying for it

drinking the prophets but how can a

gentleman not have any money well it's

not that he hasn't got any money he's

just he hasn't got any available you

never will have any available people

like him never do and never will

money just slips through the ends like a

piece of wet soap as you might say

it couldn't happen to a servant working

manager might say only to a gentleman

yes sir oh it's in the nature of things

Mary there's nothing you can do about it

now don't you listen to Old glue Mary

people like the major have their ups and

downs that's all one day soon you'll

find to be subtly so flush if you're

taking a set of rooms just to himself

buying a string of racehorses into the

bargain

cool

this so you said George

yeah

got a bathroom

of course

oh good morning

of course you'll be gone by the time you

come I should hope so

got a room for my wife well ain't that

big enough my dear good woman no

sensible man wants to spend all night in

bed with a woman if he can afford not to

over here

yeah

where's that little door how much to

charge with breakfast free guineas runes

you people are all robbers

is that including a sitting room as well

no I'm sorry sir George they're all took

your tickets my Lord starts at a quarter

to eight madam

champagne and footy Falls in your room

at midnight sir

General Clark's expecting you my lord

number five up the stairs second door on

the left

uh

you're kind of just waiting for George

damn will Hubert is waiting won't

exactly

we're going to the Opera and we're late

as usual

stop yes sir

oh Baron yes sir we're expecting you

let's just try I'll buy some more

champagne oh thank you

what's the devil have you been doing

woman I'm so sorry George please don't

be angry

if you could spare a mountain Barons

this totter would like to see you no of

course

who's that man

no idea why was he over here hmm

some down puddle figure

come on

this is indeed a pleasure

it's nice to have you Baron how long

will he be staying for a few days

perhaps a week I've come over especially

for important conferences with my tailor

and my shirt maker

Senator I mean this

meet the senator well Anna to make your

Queens Baron deeply honored you know

you're the first genuine Baron I've ever

had the honor to bump into

it why aren't you going to offer the

Barona drinks Anita indeed I am must

have a drink from my ear what you call

it Mrs Trotter your cherry my cherry

bomb

really the first American kill chance uh

oh thank you

all right please and honored to propose

the toast to the baron a real live

genuine cherubim for a real live genuine

Baron

skin off your nose

oh and off yours Mrs daughter

you will excuse me Senator if I drink to

my own health

it's less champagne the American

Churchman like many others have observed

who've come to that country appears to

have hollow legs what are they doing out

there they're playing poker and the

American gentleman is using marked cards

come on Fred Chris and the Lamppost one

last time then we'll shut up shut them

down a bit

raise your 10.

double oh

I

see you

oh you have a flush is that right

that is called a full house Queen's

heart that's right Full House Queen's

higher

you're too good for me Senator ah you'll

get the Knack in time burn I'm quite

astonished to find that you've never

played poker before do you know that

thank you

that'll be all thank you thank you few

games of physique and hand of picket

with my old great aunt the princess

that's about all the cards that were

allowed in my family help yourself

Senator I'm not a real sanity in Auburn

that's uh just one of Mrs Toronto's Rye

little jokes

my name is Crocker

call us C Crocker I'm delighted to make

your acquaintance Mr croaker

call me Carlos I'm gratified I'm just a

country boy from Cedar Rapids Iowa

made my pile can of Beef Chicago

CCC the best beef there be hey expect

your head oh yes of course yeah CCC

that's me

nothing wrong with money hey Baron no

indeed

I'm glad to hear you say that I wouldn't

be here now without it

yeah only one thing wrong with my life

what's that my wife she's not here God

forbidden oh no she's been took

religious she's in Des Moines and she's

took religious and she's took against

drink nearly ruined my life oh I have to

invent this trip to Europe just to save

my sanity

another drink why not I only got another

week no time to waste huh okay if you

won't think it brewed my asking Baron

what do you do

for a living

a living

Oh you mean how do I live well I live

like

like this in a pleasant sort of way I

don't know I mean what do you do for

work

work yeah what work do you do

but I don't do any work well none of

your family do any work not that I've

heard of not for several hundred years

anyway

you see my family have always had big

estate in Bohemia and syringe money in

Commerce are never mentioned at home

well you must be rich

you don't ever have to make money

not even to talk about it in fact I can

only think of one of my forebeests who

made money

my great great uncle Philippe he did

literally make money

well most people have to make money and

live no no I mean he actually

manufactured money

you mean he had a printing press a mint

of his own

I think it's a story better left hidden

in the midst of time not a very

creditable chapter in the history of my

family yeah look man

I won't think no worse than you or your

family for it

I'm still pretty close to the wind once

or twice myself

toward the end of the 18th century

it became clear to my great great uncle

Philippe that one of the foreman on his

estate said sighed a young man with a

genius for invention

my great great uncle being a

philanthropic sort of man sent the boy

to study in Vienna where he quickly

astonished his professors

one of his inventions was a machine for

reproducing paper money

a sort of magic box well that's a useful

kind of box

I wish people could still make toys like

that

anyway it probably wasn't quite as good

as you said it was at the time oh yes it

was but you really know that for sure oh

yes you see the book still exists

exists

I mean

where unto God in evil

somewhere on McCartney No No here in

London as a matter of fact I always take

it with me wherever I go

it is a promise I made to my father on

his deathbed when he put it into my

hands putting any hands it's not uh no

no no no no no no well uh what's it like

a small wooden box beautifully made

typical 18th century craftsmanship

boy why not give just to see it

you couldn't uh

of course not what well along with a

very special privilege of seeing it

just once

with perhaps sometime before I leave

well that'll just about kept my trip to

Europe

all right if it would really amuse you

so very much I'll bring it here tomorrow

to this very room for your eyes alone

I am deeply gratified may I say touched

by your confidence in me

[Music]

you have a safe for a neighbor

hope she doesn't go on all night huh

I say could I borrow back 10 pounds

surely let you have it back in the

morning

[Music]

[Music]

foreign

if I don't get one I should be late for

a most important engagement cabs are as

difficult to find as honest horse

dealers on wet days like this one oh

excuse me might I ask in which direction

you are going several room at him but I

have no convince but I have my carriage

and I'm going to Bond Street would you

think it very forward of me to offer you

a lift in it indeed I would not good

morning lady Adam good morning Baron you

have met not exactly well to introduce

you lady Adam is an angel sent Straight

from Heaven as far as I'm concerned oh

that's nice she's about to save me from

the ultimate disgrace being late for an

appointment with my tailor

but George it was raining so hard all I

did was give the poor man a live have

you considered what people will say when

we hear that the new young wife of Sir

George Adam is in the habit of taking

strange men run

in his Carriage I shall be the laughing

stock of London it's quite a short way

and he was so grateful

I'm sure he was and sold all the gossip

be grateful as well you have no idea how

to behave Madam none at all the way a

woman knew the tongue would act a

streetwalker a George I won't be

spoken to like that you will

yeah you're not the first bad mannered

Philly I've broken in the time you need

teaching a lesson and you shall be

George I'm sorry Julie

ouch my maid I'm not undressed

[Music]

um

well

have you got the machine as promised

I must ask you to give me your word that

everything you see or hear in this room

within the next few minutes will go no

further than these four walls surely I

will

yeah

here it is

and here

is one of the first notes the boy made

with it

well how many of those boxes did that

young fellow make only one this is the

only one in existence shortly after the

boy made it he

met with a fatal accident arranged some

Say by my great great uncle you see

philanthropist as he was he was also a

very practical man and he believed there

are some people on this Earth who are

better dead than alive for the safety of

the rest of mankind I guess your uncle

had his head screwed on the right way

I suppose it should really be in a

scientific Museum but

I like to keep it as souvenir Hello

beautiful and amusing toy if you like

if only it still worked oh it's in

perfect working order

it's not yes it is of course I never use

it except very occasionally to amuse my

friends you see in the wrong hands it

could be rather a dangerous toy that's

why I make sure very few people even

know of its existence you're right there

dead right

I I suppose I couldn't ask you to give

me the very great privilege of a

a demonstration

why not

may I have the learn of the nurture led

me last night for just a little longer

surely

it is your note

and similar paper you see

I assure you no harm will come to your

money the secret of how it works died

with its inventor but the mechanism is

activated by Clockwork

well uh how long does it take 12 hours

12 hours precisely

so

now

we will leave it in peace

and

I hope you will pay me another visit

this evening surely

yes come in

any boots for cleaning time oh yes I

want you to work with your staff

now what about a drink oh I'm not sure

the most delightful Brigade I found

freeway is good or perhaps a dressing

gum huh a very tasteful Baron but if

you'll excuse me I have to be off to a

lunch and engagement wait till this

evening

I don't know how I'll stick the waiting

laughs

but

I went for the Barons boots Madam and he

asked me confidential if a way could be

found for him to add position of the key

to the connecting door to the Next Room

let's see

well why not let him have his bit of fun

he's a nice looking boy

how careful how it's done eh go

here still how much

how much water how much grease did you

put on your palm

come on that wasn't born yesterday

hey creep for lady Adam and Eve and kiss

me quick that's a bit cheap isn't it

yeah here's your perks

and don't forget no one else in this

hotel goes about selling Keys only me no

indeed Adam not on no account right

precisely 12 hours you will lock the

door please

this part is rather complicated

now we wait 10 seconds

don't touch

yeah we are

hmm

well I can't tell which is the false one

neither of them is false one is an exact

copy of the other no one could tell them

apart well not even an expert

in the morning you take them to a bank

or rather to separate Banks of course of

course ask the opinion of anyone in the

bank the teller the cashier anyone you

like

but be careful never to let a living

Soul see you with those two notes

together

no one in this country knows of the

existence of this machine except you and

me oh I swear I won't don't let anyone

see you leave in my room man be on the

safe side yes

the porter requested me to give you this

sir oh thank you Mary

will that be also that'll be all thank

you thank you sir

porridge in different kidneys for

breakfast as usual sir as usual thank

you Mary thank you sir

foreign

[Applause]

I had no idea this was your room yes

yes I heard the noise of someone

apparently in distress and finding the

door was open I

please accept my apologies

I'm sorry if I've Disturbed you

good evening

Barry

wait please wait what is it

oh my lady is unhappy

warm yourself

would you like some coffee and a

sandwich

I say what an ice room you've got yes

the pictures of animals don't you

they're so much nicer than human beings

I'd be much more handsome don't you

agree most human beings

we have a picture of a bullet here

a prize ball

s to wait tans

it's got the biggest biggest horns

you've ever seen

thank you

and she

not looking like real sheep at all but a

lot of woolly haystacks

I say

oh please don't touch it

why not well it's rather delicate

you're just like my husband

he won't let me touch any of the China

or anything at home in case I break it

excuse me I haven't had any supper no

supper but you could always ring the

bell for a wait

my doors locked my husband locks me in

my room at night but

but why

angry with me

you see ever since you've been in London

men keep looking at me

well I can't help it you should take it

as a compliment I do but my husband

doesn't

he was furious with me because of you

you in our Carriage now is that so very

wrong

I thought perhaps it was with his

permission I shall of course explain

everything no no don't he wouldn't

understand you see he thinks you're a

poodle Faker he doesn't very much like

foreigners

or forgive me for saying that it's not

what I think

but I'm sorry to say that I'm finding my

husband is

rather a bad tempered out Matt my dear

poor lady

don't cry thank you

yes

that's bad

may I ask you a personal question

yes

why did you marry Sir George

was it to escape from something else

most people marry to escape from

something dude

what were you trying to escape from

everything suppose

the life I was leading

you see we live in the country where

George is the local bigwig

my father was a person but he died last

year and left my sister my mother and

myself without hardly a penny

for his church mice

I didn't mind so much being poor because

I was used to it

but life at home was awful because my

sister is a pig

I had a nice looking Pig but a pig and

we used to quarrel all the time

well I was faced with having to become

the companion of an awful old harridan

when George saw me in church he doesn't

often go so it must have been Easter or

something

he kept staring at me from that great

big family pure of his with all the

Coats of Arms on it he really looked

like God

then after church he talked to my mother

saying how sorry he was that father had

died and that sort of thing

then he invite us for tea

and then the next Sunday asked me to

marry him and you said yes

he lived in a great house in a lovely

park

and everybody said how rich he was

my poor mother was so pathetically

pleased

because I didn't know George then

but I don't think anybody does when they

get married I have no idea I'm not

married myself

why do I think they do

but not really

I'm married despite my sister if you

really want to know because she was so

jealous

wasn't that Wicked

yes

have some Bradley oh yes please

oh Lord ignore yourself

worry I did have supper

may I give you some advice

yes please

be very careful to behave absolutely

correctly to your husband and to

everyone else in public however boring

it may be and then you will be able to

enjoy yourself more easily in private

you mean play possum

I've not heard the expression we used to

say it at school ah will you teach me

teach you what

how to enjoy myself more easily in

private

wait

we'll have to see

but not tonight

Senator zenario Fred

Miracle Baron a goddamn miracle I went

to the Bank of America the First

National Bank of Chicago and booked the

chief cashiers say the notes are genuine

of course

hey hey that's mine no no that one's

yours this one's mine

but how do you know which one is which

you said there was no difference no

there was

one of them was kind of wet wasn't it no

they were both exactly the same

okay

tearing up money that seems a real pity

oh well

I have to admit that sometimes even I am

tempted

well

if you ever need money I'll

I'll buy that box off you for cash and a

really handsome price no no no no no no

no question of that

I don't want to sound too old-fashioned

it's

it's a question of Honor

family honor

family honor huh

that's a damn tough thing for a man like

me to understand

yeah that's uh that's something really

powerful I'm sorry call this I have to

get dressed I have an appointment with

my bookmaker sure sure

perhaps a little uh poker game later on

why not I bought some cards

oh I don't know

talk about fried money away I thought it

was right to draw your attention to this

instant mum yeah you were quite right

maryman

for a man who looks like a desiccated

old bat you've got remarkable sharp eyes

you were kind enough to observe the good

Lord has blessed me with a good pair of

eyes and eyes are to be used if you take

my media come on out with it stop

Levering I should like to draw your

attention to another aspect of the

gentleman number three well aspect you

can spare me five minutes

you've got no right to go Pokemon a bit

in the guest rooms no no of course not

it's just happened to observe

not that I know but no it's just I

happen to remember seeing a similar

object many years ago when I was working

in the first class Dining Saloon on the

passenger ship it belonged to a Dickman

he was also a foreign gentleman mum and

another judgment appears at the time had

brought it off the first time well

anyway when we reached the plate that's

the River Plate in South America mum and

the police came on board and arrested

the funny gentleman crook was he oh yes

Bob so it appears the time he went to

prison certainly and no doubt he never

come out hold them prisoners South

America this is crime at that time never

did find out exactly Bob but the police

came back and they examined every single

piece of paper money there was on that

ship

whoa Europe

ANS

I messed up your advisable to warn the

American gentleman well him warn him

about what look marry him and you're the

waiter here not the bloody manager

well people do or don't do in this hotel

is their business and mine

and I'm not the lawyer except when it

comes to getting rid of me staff

can I double

oh sure you can if you want to

wait I'm probably wrong

but I'll double

I'll see you

Full House King's High

yeah sure getting a real knack for this

game Baron using your cards must be

lucky

your dear well if you'll forgive me

Baron I've got

something more serious than cards to

talk to you about it

all the day I I haven't been able to get

the thought of that box out of my mind

if you'll excuse me saying so it's it's

far too valuable to be left flying

around in hotel rooms where anyone could

steal it oh I'm sure no one except you

or I would have the least idea what it

was all right

what

that box

Tarik and scientific interest and I've

got a proposition of what you Aaron

ever since I I set for in Europe I've

I've been deeply impressed by the by the

sense of History the the sense of

tradition that I found all around me

well I I guess we'd all like to leave a

little bit of ourselves on this Earth to

be remembered by

well I am going to build a museum

the colise Crocker Museum of Science but

that's a noble idea bang in the middle

of one of the greatest cities in the

world Chicago

people are going to come from all over

the Civilized world to see that museum

Barren and shall I tell you why

they will make a pilgrimage to the

oppendorf room of my museum to see one

of the great marvels of scientific

history

that is if you'll let me have your box

it's the most generous offer call this

and don't think I don't appreciate it

it's just that

I have to think of the promise I made to

my father and the promise the name of

your family will be preserved and

honored forevermore in the halls of Fame

Baron

I'll give you twenty thousand dollars

for it

in cash

24 000 now that is really being generous

he's set to get it all from the Marconi

office before it closes

you better run off then I'll keep an eye

on you

my dear lady who called me

how can I help you

I'm go

and lonely

where

we'll have to do something about it

won't

it do

23

24.

I hope I'm doing the right thing sure

you are

have you have you got those instructions

written out for me but you won't be

using it so you won't need them of

course not but it'll be more more

interesting historically scientifically

if we have them framed by the exhibit

itself

sorry tweet

um

thank you

and you'll want the key won't you oh hey

hey I've forgotten that well yes yes

best be thorough

or when I when I had the museum built

Byron I'll uh I'll have you come over

and open it I shall look forward to that

great

you can always find me if I had the Ritz

in Paris fine

because we slap your Carriage at all

yeah

good evening sister good evening Baron

off to the ball

like an handsome couple don't they

they say it's a real love match

I trust you're enjoying your stay in

London oh yes yes very much

very much indeed I'm sorry to say it's

coming to an end I should like my bill

in the morning please oh I'm glad of

that

glad I'm not gonna have to Chuck you out

oh

you're British

oh Paul

darling

Paul we've only got a few more hours

left

only think of the present never the

future

it's so difficult

I wish you'd found me before my

head did

so do I

still it's hardly likely that you would

have stumbled across me in

buckinghamshire vicarage

poor

why don't we run away together now this

minute that wouldn't be fair on you but

I don't care

anywhere do anything with you I don't

get what people say

I'd be yours if you want me

this is our secret love

only you and I will ever know of it

it is our special treasure

we mustn't do anything that would

destroy it

we must be

very patient

very gift

Paul you're so wise

but you will promise to come back and

find me and take me off to some

Petersburg or Paris or Prague wherever

you're living

where do you live my lovely poor I live

nowhere

and everywhere everywhere

that'll do for me right at the moment

I live here yes

my heart

Can you feel it beating for you

not look tonight oh George must have

forgot

oh

darling Paul

we are tragic figures you and I

locked in our secret heaven

this old brass bed our Magic Carpet and

doomed to be parted at dawn forever

make a lovely sad fairy story

you took a lot of nonsense

something to tell our grandchildren

Cher oh I think you've got the most

beautiful eyes in the world

foreign

foreign

it's difficult for me to tell you but I

must tell someone

and as it's your hotel we're really the

only person I can't tell so George been

at you no

diamonds have been stolen

oh my God and what's worse I'm sure it

was the baron who stole them you're

lucky because I saw him now please

please don't call the police no I wasn't

going to

if my husband discovers

will you killed me

look the awful thing is that on the way

home we were meant to be putting them

back in the bank did you might know no

but if she finds out she'll tell she's a

sneaky old Brute

you were the only person I could think

of who could help me well I don't know

come on not me yeah why can't I stay

here no we might have to have a bit of a

back shot with that bad old parent

ing number three have you the baron no

more not going out is he no Madam not

least where's the front way come on

oh

who's that foreign

this is the draw he took them from

nightmares I'm not surprised after all

that caviar oh yes George dear and I

couldn't sleep so I went for a walk

sensible girl

yeah well what's going on here regular

hens party your wife is just showing me

a beautiful Diamond Sir George my

beautiful diamonds Mrs Trotter

well I proposed to you the signal on her

of breaking my fast in here with your

permission

ah

I was proud of my wife last night Mrs

strata

she not only engaged the favorable

attention of the king of England

but she made all the other damn women

look like a lot of selling plitters

that's too much

no I'm not considering considering what

considering you're not a baron not no

more than I am who are you Baron

I sold you a fortune fighting the good

fight in a great battle of life I'm not

Daisy Adam

my father kept delivery stable in

hounselor I grew up to prefer women and

money to horses so I went into service

oh we do have something in common in

I went to Amsterdam where the Diplomat

as is valid well it didn't take long for

me to realize how easily a greedy men

aparted from their money

and how irresistibly attractive I am to

women not all women no Now Rich lonely

women whose husbands didn't care anymore

or who were too concerned with their

latest mistress sad women mainly who

wanted a man

women who luckily for me are stupidly

careless where they put their jewelry

aren't you getting a bit careless

yourself

bored

risk for the fun of it

I came here for a rest

I didn't intend to work

well

who could resist lady Adam oh the

senator or our dear greedy old Senator

twenty four thousand dollars for a

rottenham box

there's not much you don't seem to know

no when you're running I'll tell you

want to know what's going on

we're two of a kind really

thanks for the compliment was your

suggestion wasn't it

yeah we give them what they want we make

them pay for it but I do it straight and

you cheat them it's a bit different you

know not much

what was in that box

well Clockwork a couple of rollers and a

tin tray that's all I've got a little

Joiner knocks them up for me quite cheap

in Brussels you know I've sold five of

those in a year that makes a profitable

sideline exactly men who are really

greedy or buy anything

and when our friend the senator tried to

cheat me at poker I mean me of all

people using marked cards

well I thought he needed TG lesson

well it must be off Russian miss my boat

if I might pay my bill please

what do you do

add in a note

900 guineas

that is sheer blackmail

to use to a lady

I'll take it in dollars if it's more

convenient

thanks

goodbye Mrs Trotter

it's been a pleasure to have known you

good barbarino never to set our eyes on

you again you were I never draw the same

cover twice

yeah Baron

why did you put them diamonds back

because you'd gone soft on a lady ship

was it do you want diamonds at all

pissed

and not very good paste at that

[Music]

foreign

was the way I thought I'd get his

bedroom curtains washed all right Mary

Mary come in here

sit down

I said sit down cloth ears

I'm gonna have a baby

been around the doctors I'm nine weeks

gone

what a terrible thing oh don't look so

bloody Poe faced

sure even in Wales people make mistakes

sometimes

what are you gonna do

are you going around I mean there are

maybe not

can anyone do me and with dirty knitting

needles

anyway I'm to believe if God makes a

baby has a reason to and you have to

lump it

and I wish to know about it except you

and me but Mr Terrible afternoon no we

won't and you won't tell no one

no I won't I swear on it cross my heart

and hope today

there's no Panic be all right for a bit

when it starts to show I'll go away

somewhere stop walking me outside

cooking and you'll have to run this

place

I couldn't mom I never could you will

when I'll finish with you

now the credit's bigger than the debit

so you subtract the debit and that makes

that 11 pounds free Shillings and 5.35

ovens right now that's profit that's not

bad for one day

now keep Rolling Cash in here locked up

always and when there's enough you take

around the bank in St James Street well

what's enough

well when it's nice and heavy you have

to use your Savvy right next page now

tomorrow's Friday so we have to pay all

them bills we'll make a list of them

now you want to answer all of that

there's a day they come that way it's

more polite especially people in crying

about rooms and that have a look at him

well how can I tell if they're the right

sold to people man not being a snob like

you oh that's why you should tell him

now here's one from a Mr Worthington

Jones he's not in Uzu I've looked might

be all right on the other hand it might

not it might have just take the

Worthington onto the Jones for luck it's

nice paper it's handmade and it's white

and I never trust colored papers and the

address is pretty proper from a plate

you feel it now that's engraved common

people wouldn't know about that

so you just write that to Mr Worthington

Jones thanking him for his esteemed

inquiry Etc

the pausing money comes in I don't know

if he's right or wrong oh you can always

ask our star or merriment they'll have

quite a good idea if you're really stuck

you can ask old major whiskers will you

make Nubia oh we're a beer all right all

right like the poor he'll always be with

us

foreign

good lots of people

I say I was sorry to say about your

father yes I've been pretty Grim in the

end quite frankly it was a merciful

release when he did die Cloud sport well

if you'll forgive me I'd rather a lot to

do hello Berryman are you well a

perishman ordered a midridge by saying

the circumstances but if I might be not

to say something audits as good as a

Tony to have you back with us

but then you know that

well no I didn't

been away on the sick list of goodish

time hasn't she met him oh Fair bit of

time now my Lord what's wrong with that

oh a bit of color out of sorts gone away

somewhere

very very strange I mean who looks after

the hotel uh Miss Phillips is in charge

since Mrs Trotter left it's Phillips oh

thank you

so yeah Miss Phillips are you there

sir me Lord he wasn't expecting you back

me Lord your room's not ready I was only

passing through what's all this about

Mrs Trotter well she was took poorly

with her nerves and all that and the

doctor said she had to go away and rest

but I had a letter from her just before

I said but she didn't say anything about

it well um she said to me she didn't

want to worry are you with troubles

enough of your

own been traveling about to know Mary I

want to know where she is

I swore I'd not say to anyone I can't

tell you

laughs

she wrote Betty

that's what I was going to ask

oh crunky Charlie you did not give me a

turn

sorry about your dad

now I

so it's a girl

he's gonna kill that Mary not her fault

I found these

rather like today

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worked it out

wow it's three hours on the train down

here for London not your time to think

even left the hotel just as soon as

we're beginning to get busy that didn't

sound like a Louisa charger I Used to

Know

she wouldn't have left that place even

if she was dying unless she had

something she had to hide

for me

from everyone

I didn't take Sherlock Holmes to guess

what it was

I've been too clever have I

all know no no

was it bad

well it was a bit rough being the first

why Louisa

why didn't you tell me

where's none of your business is it my

mess I've got to clear it up

you're big headed sometimes none of my

business out there oh For Heaven's Sake

it's not your fault

I'm in a boner chase after women aren't

they otherwise there'd be no human race

and women have got to watch out and they

copy

oh I broke my own rules I knew what I

was doing

it's a nice little baby

it's nice and healthy

no trouble not like a mother

I really thought you'd get away with it

oh nearly did another week clean and

clever not very clever what are you

gonna do with her

well I hadn't moved it out not exactly

but

she'd be looked after properly

she won't let for nothing except a

mother and a father

didn't mean to say that

I think I did

Louise I want you to marry me

oh you're a real gentleman Charlie I say

that for you you don't have to do the

honorable thing not this time I love you

you silly woman

yeah but would you have asked me to

marry if you haven't been for the baby

I don't know

quite frankly I don't know it's not a

very fair question

it's the greatest compliment I'm likely

to be paid in My Little Life

and I do appreciate it honest but

but you don't love me

no it's not those

well I'm just not cut out to be a wife

anyone's wife

I mean look at that baby

it's a nice enough little baby

I don't love it I mean it could be

anyone's as far as I'm concerned

I don't know why I'm just made like that

only no good is Lady eggsome here

I'm best left is Louisa Chopper right

let's be honest about things they not to

pull the wall

only leads to trouble later on

it was a wonderful thing that we ate

shall never forget it ever

but it's over

so

best to frame it I then we'll always

have it to look back on things is bad

well you're bound to feel a bit low

after the baby perhaps you'll change

your mind

oh I've been too bad

quiet this place gets me down slight

symmetry we see you guys

all I want to do is get back to noisy

old London in my hotel

Louisa

would you mind if I took charge of the

baby

well one of the grums and his wife at

home in the country have just lost their

child they're an awfully nice couple I

think they'd be very yeah that's a good

idea

may I go and take a look at her

yeah yeah that'd be nice

morning morning

Fred no one's speaking to Fred this

morning though got him all dolled up

ready to greet Mrs Trotter what does he

do with Miss parade some lady friend

Anson James well I bet Fred's the devil

were the latest

by the way major this is Chopper sends

her compliments and we obliged if you

call on her in her room at your

convenience

yeah

that's why

thank you

a bad run for no money

when I saw your bear was still unpaid

major couldn't hardly believe me eyes I

really am most dreadfully sorry I I

thought I'd best wait till you got back

to explain you can't live on tick all

your life you know

as a matter of fact I'm expecting a

draft in a day now I tell you what I'll

go down to the bank again this morning

come off it my journey drop you get go

straight on the ponies now this hotel

ain't run as a charitable institution

not no more

we've all been so jolly kind to me here

rather dug in huh I just wish I could

think of a way of of paying you back

I think a one major

ah

Henry

hello party old boy haven't seen you for

years and there has been good to see you

again hope your birth will follow me if

you will

put up here before no had to close up

the house in belgrave square too big

first class place it wonderful cooking

splendid

I hear there's a fine lot of partridges

about it north of the season oh yes

hello Fred

I see we're celebrating Mrs Trotter's

return Yes we'll all we're all highly

delighted at her recovery and so am I

oh man a bottle of wine in Mrs Potter's

room if you please very good my Lord

thank you

Charlie

come back

of course I have

this is my home

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thank you

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thank you

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