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Helen.

- Helen, I'm here! - Linda, I'm in the kitchen!

That gives a view ...

- I hope I didn't bother you. - Not at all.

It's the boy who brings the shopping. Can you put this back on, please?

Are you kidding me?

Thanks.

- It bothers you if I smoke while you eat

- Not at all. - Good.

- Where are you going ? - I'm going to clean the house ...

Then I have to epilate.

Water is super.

Why not take a dip in the pool?

- Not now, maybe later. - Can you give me the beach cream?

- Hello !? - What is it?

- Beach cream. - Oh, here we go.

- Are you okay? - Yes. Why are you asking me?

I don't know, you look weird. I feel like you're upset.

I don't know, it's something with this way of living ...

What's wrong with our way of life?

With my monthly pension and money by your father, we are absolutely OK.

- What more can you want from life? - Well, look, what are you doing tonight?

I know dinner too then a short walk ...

- With whom? - Well, you know him ... I forgot his name.

See ? That's what I was telling you. You don't even remember his name.

I think life means more than having fun like that.

Hey, talk like you want to a marriage, a wife, children ...

These are not for me.

- I can't get married. - What do you want to say ?

I know at least a dozen young people who would marry you at any time.

It wouldn't work. I would be unhappy And I would make him unhappy.

Why ?

- Sex. - Sex?

- I don't feel pleasure. - What do you mean you don't feel pleasure?

How can I tell you, it's not about that I wouldn't like it ...

- I feel tingling everywhere, then ... - Then what?

Then nothing. I mean, sex it must be more than ants.

There should be bells ringing, bombs exploding ...

... rockets taking off. - Are you looking for pleasure or to set fire to the city?

- Please, I'm serious. - Excuse me.

- Have you never felt pleasure? - Not.

- Never? "Never."

What the hell, Linda! It must be a solution for you too.

- Maybe you're not doing the right thing. - What do you mean?

What should I do?

Sex is not just about lying on your back And wait for the "bang-bangs" of men.

- You have to find a way to find pleasure. - How?

Experimentnd. How about we bring a dozen handsome men here?

Surely one of them will satisfy you.

Good. I'm willing to try anything ...

- Hi, what are you doing? - Very well, you?

- Very well. I hope I'm not late? - No, you're fixed.

You are number 11.

- Thanks. - With pleasure.

You are no. 12. Put on some drink, sit back and relax.

You will be called when it is your turn. - What's here, a "relay" contest?

I hope it doesn't end until it's my turn ...

Don't worry, honey. Everyone will get their share of the action.

Who's number 11? Come with me, it's your turn.

I can not do this anymore. I'm just done two minutes ago.

But you ?

Can anyone else?

Hey, what are you looking for, young artists like you? with women like that?

- How the hell did you get here? - Well, my dear, as far as I know ...

... you called me, not me.

Oh, there are some days when nothing is going right.

- And now? - I don't know ... Who were you with?

- I think 14 ... I didn't even count them ... - I don't understand ...

Now, what can I do? It was your idea.

- What should I do? - Didn't you like any of them?

Of course I liked it ... A hundred times, it was great, but ...

- But what ? - But you know ...

I didn't hear the bells, the flames burning, missiles taking off ...

And start? You want orgasms or destroy the city?

Please, I'm really serious.

- What should I do? - I don't know, let me think.

- Maybe ... - What the ?

- Dr. Young! - A doctor ?

He's a psychiatrist. He's a great guy as "tasty" as possible.

- He can help you. - I don't understand.

Maybe you have a mental block or something like that.

- A mental block? ... - Something like that.

Sometimes if you can't do something it could be a head ...

It seems to be quite common ...

It can be a childhood trauma.

No, I don't think that's it ...

You don't remember anything that to have made you dislike sex?

- When were you young? - Doctor, can you stop?

Sorry. Sister! Sister, Mrs. Love fed up with balloons ...

Um, of course, yes, I know this, why it's something known in advance to make you dislike sex ...

Doctor, please understand. I don't like sex.

I really like it. Actually, I would spend my whole life having sex.

- Then what's the problem? - I don't know. I'm missing something.

- Is something missing? - Yes, sex should be more ...

than some ants ... - Ants?

- I want to hear the bell ... - Bells?

- Bombs exploding And missiles illuminating the sky!

- Bombs setting fire to the sky. - Definitely ...

our flag is present on duty.

- Please, this is a serious problem.

- Sister! Get this out of here. So the problem is that ...

you want more than just tingling.

- Yes, I want to hear the bells and bombs ... - Of course, you told me that before, Mrs. Love.

But if your problem is not mental is there a physiological one?

- Did you have a gynecological exam? - No, I didn't.

Come to the other room. I want to examine you.

Let me look.

Hey, Mrs. Love, this must be set aside.

Sister, sterilization, please.

Well...

Thank you, sister.

OK, let's take a look. Raise your leg.

Hey, it's amazing!

If you think I came here just to see someone ...

No, it's amazing.

Mrs. Love, there's something missing!

What am I missing? I'm a woman, it's normal to have a pussy.

I didn't mean the pussy, I mean the clitoris.

- You don't have a clitoris here. - Are you sure?

Of course I'm sure. Look at you too!

- Let it be! ... - Of course you don't hear the bell

if he has no one to beat them!

- That's not funny ! - Mrs. Love, please ...

Try to calm down. You better tell me something.

When you're with someone, when you penetrated ...

What excites you the most?

Oral sex ...

Seriously ? Oral sex? How do you feel? ...

- I really like everything. - Where?

- You're going to laugh. - No, Mrs. Love, I'm not going to laugh.

I'm excited here.

Mrs. Love, let me examine you. Open mouth.

Open your mouth wide. More, more.

The clitoris is there! Look at him there!

What the !?

Your clitoris. It is deeply hidden In the back of the neck.

- Oh no... - Come on, Mrs. Love ...

... it's better to have a clitoris in the back of your neck unless you have it at all.

It's easy for you to say ...

What would it be like if did you have testicles in your ears?

Well, I think you could have heard me how do i let go ...

Please...

Come on, come on ... We know what the problem is, all we have to do now ...

... e sa g�sim solu�ia. - Which will be ?...

Well, .. well, DEEP THROAT (in the back of the neck).

- THROAT (neck) what? - DEEP (ad�nc).

Have you ever tried to get a penis? to the bottom of the neck?

Not. I tried but couldn't.

Well, let me explain. It's a matter of discipline.

Specifically, learn to relax your muscles.

And synchronize your breathing with the movements of the head.

- It seems really easy ... - It's easy!

- Try it. He'll like it. - What if I don't like it?

Let's try.

Come on, guys.

Relax your muscles.

Dr. Young, how can I reward you? You saved my life!

I'm a real woman. Finally, I heard the bells!

I want to marry you. I want to be your slave.

- I can't marry you. - What do you mean you can't?

Well, ... my nurse, he wouldn't let me.

Anyway, now that you've found out "fudul neck", your problem is solved ...

Oh, no! You just don't think you can escape so easily! You showed me the way.

And now you're throwing me in the street? Should I jump from one man to another?

Are you crazy? From now on it's all your fault!

- Don't you understand? I need love ! - Calm down. I'm not throwing you in the street.

You will find love And you will find happiness.

Until then, you could work for me, help me here at the office.

Treat my patients.

- I don't understand. - You don't have to. I mean, ...

... you could become my physiotherapist.

- But I don't know anything about physiotherapy. - I'll teach you.

Can you really do that, Dr. Young? When can I start, Doctor?

- Right now, if you want. - The sooner the better.

- What do I need ? - In a uniform.

- No other equipment?

- Dear Linda ... you were born with all the equipment you need ...

Oh, Dr. Young! ...

Case No. 358, Albert Finster.

25 years old, unmarried.

He's obsessed with looking for evidence that life can be improved with cocaine.

Relax your muscles, honey ... This is !

Case No. 653, Jacob Moltz.

52 years old, widowed, without children.

He hasn't had sex in 3 years, when his wife died.

He doesn't want to sleep with any woman if he is not married to her.

It's just getting started to complain of terrible pain.

In my opinion, these are due to abstinence.

My new nurse, Linda, he will find a way to ease his pain.

How will you feel now, Mr. Moltz?

Wonderful. I never felt so good ...

from the time my wife lived.

I'm so glad. I'm glad I was able to help you.

You are an angel.

It would be good to repeat these meetings 2-3 times a week.

I'd love to, Mr. Moltz. But are you sure you can afford it?

- It's a very expensive treatment. - Don't worry!

Money is not an issue. Look, my wallet is full.

In case no. 007, Dr. Young, I mean, poor Doctor Young ...

I have to deal with it to the two nurses at the same time.

But if the situation continues, I don't know how far I can stand the "bottom of my neck" ...

I'm close to the limit And soon I think I'll hood.

Oh my God...

Case 218, Ruber Wayne, 26 years old.

He is excited by the idea of it forces a woman to have sex with him.

When he sleeps with a woman, he likes to be in control ...

... He only has an orgasm if he feels that he is dominating his partner.

His fantasy is that he's a thief, he enters a woman's house and rapes her.

Linda got pregnant to cure him of this obsession.

Moreover, she seems attracted to the patient, considering that he would make a suitable couple with him.

- How was it ? - Excellent.

Oh, what a big, strong man you are ...

Who are you? What do you want ?

Hands up! Money or life!

Please, don't hurt me! I give you everything you want ...

... but please don't hurt me.

I'm raping you. Don't resist. I'm armed.

Okay, but please, don't hurt me.

Oh no ! You should be afraid!

Excuse me, Ruber. Yes �ncerc�m odat�. I'll try.

You hit the bar all the time. I don't find it fun.

But you're so cute, Ruber. I can't control myself.

I can't take you as a rapist even if you have that mask on your face.

Come on, Ruber, let's go to bed.

- I'm very excited ... - Okay, but remember: I'm a rapist ...

If you don't do everything I ask, I'll shoot you.

Well my dear. I'll do whatever you ask me to do.

You know I can do anything for you.

Would you really do that? Don't you just say that? ...

No, I'm serious.

I love you, Linda. Do you want to marry me?

- I'll make you happy. Please... - Ruber ...

I like it, but I can't married to you.

Why ? You do not believe that I love you ?

It's not about that. I believe you, only ...

the man I will marry ...

... must have a 23 cm penis.

I understand. Then I don't blame you for that you don't want to marry me.

Ruber, it's nobody's fault.

That's what always happens to me. All my life there was something that didn't work ...

- I'm only 10 inches from happiness. - Dr. Young can help you.

- Yes, yes, always Dr. Young ... - Why don't you talk to him?

Maybe he can find a solution.

An operation or an implant ...

- Do you really think so ? - Who knows? Meri� s� �ncerci. Come on, call him!

Dr. Young? I'm Ruber.

You have to help me! I'm in love.

De Linda. We want to get married.

Doctor, we have a problem. She needs a 23 cm penis.

Help me, doctor. I'm only 10 inches from happiness!

May ?

Any size I want?

Tomorrow? Excellent, excellent!

See you tomorrow. Thank you!

He said he could solve my problem. Any size I want!

Oh, Ruber!

end of AND A DEEP THROAT FOR EVERYONE!