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My baby!
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Banana!
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Excuse me?
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Excuse me?
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Yeah?
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Your lace.
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It's undone.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks.
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Wh... Wh...
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Aren't you gonna?
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Well, I was just going to... wait.
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Till...
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It's pretty busy.
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Right...
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Um...
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lf... lf... Oh...
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lf... Ooh!
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If she looks at me before Deansgate...
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I'll say yes.
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The next stop
will be Deansgate-Castlefield.
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Oh, shit.
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Come on, look at me, look at me.
Look at me...
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Look at me...
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Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
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Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at... Ugh.
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Just look up! Not even at me.
Just anywhere! That still counts.
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Come on. Look up. Look up.
Look up. Look up.
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Look up. Look up. Look up. Look up!
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Look up! Look up! Look up! Look up!
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Yes!
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Sorry.
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All right?
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Hiya.
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Police been in touch?
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Uh... yeah. We're actually going for
a drink tonight, so...
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Oh...
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So, what are you wearing?
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Well, I just thought, um...
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this?
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- Hiya.
- £2.50, love.
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Oh, no, sorry. Actually,
I just wondered where Stefan was,
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- cos I haven't seen him for a while.
- Who?
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Stefan? The guy who normally
sells it here. He's Polish.
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- Do you know where he is?
- No idea.
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Cos I owe him £2.
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You borrowed money off him?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
No, no. I just... I always buy it off him,
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and the other day I didn't have enough,
and he said I could give it to him
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when I saw him again,
and now I don't know where he is.
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Jesus.
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Two quid!
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Robbie?
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Yeah?
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Do you have to know someone really well
to file a missing person's report?
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What?
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Nothing.
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Amy?
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Hey.
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Oh, hi. Hi.
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Sorry. I don't know why I did that.
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Um... do you want a drink?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Sorry, what do you want?
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Surprise me.
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Shit.
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Uh...
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Hmm...
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Uh...
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Right, if he serves me,
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it's wine. White wine.
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Red.
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Her...
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beer. Right.
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Come on. Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine.
Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine.
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Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine.
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Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine. Wine.
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Yes!
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What can I get you?
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Oh.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Yeah, you too.
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So, we're both, um, filthy southerners?
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Yeah, look at us.
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Coming up here, taking their jobs,
marrying their women.
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I'm not even sorry.
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How long have you lived up here?
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Oh, um... couple of years. Yeah.
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I... um... moved up here for...
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Well, um, to be with a lady.
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Ah! A lady?
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Well, turns out
she wasn't actually a lady.
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Oh?
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- No, I don't mean she was a man...
- Right.
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No, I mean... I mean...
not a ' "lady'" as in,
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um, well behaved. You know?
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She fuck you over?
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Yeah.
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Ah. Sorry.
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Oh, sorry. You said you had
a bad night last night.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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Can you... say?
Are you allowed to talk about it?
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It was a murder.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Yeah.
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It was...
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Fuck, it was brutal.
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He confessed.
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The bloke who did it.
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He called us. He was waiting for us.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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We arrived, and he was just... there,
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sitting with the body, catatonic,
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- holding this golf club.
- A golf club?
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Yeah.
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You can kill someone with a golf club?
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If you twat someone hard enough
over the head with one, you can.
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Anyway... sorry.
Let's not talk about that.
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OK.
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Sorry, actually, can I just...
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while we're on the subject...
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What?
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Can I ask you something?
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Sure.
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Have you heard of any, um,
dead homeless men,
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specifically Big Issue sellers,
in the last - I dunno - say, week?
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Um... no.
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OK. Right.
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Why?
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Have you murdered one?
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No! No, no.
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No. I just... I can't find one.
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- OK.
- And I owe him some money.
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You owe a homeless man money?
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No... Yeah, God...
No, I do realise how that sounds.
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No, that's not what... No.
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Basically,
I just owe him for the magazine.
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I always buy it off him,
and I didn't have the right change,
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and, anyway, I always say,
' "Keep the change, '"
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so, you know, technically,
I don't actually owe him any money.
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- I mean, technically, he owes me.
- Um...
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No, that's... I didn't mean like that.
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Um... No, I just...
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Um...
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Oh, God.
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You think I'm a dick, don't you?
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No.
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I like that.
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What?
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Oh, thanks.
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Also, very useful for identifying
your dead body.
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What?
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Well, let's just say
you were found dead,
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and the police weren't sure
who you were...
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- OK, cheerful
- That's a distinguishing mark.
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It's unique.
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Sorry?
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- Are you all right? You...
- Back in a sec.
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Mum. Hi, it's me.
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It's permanent but, you know... I mean...
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Well, noth... nothing's permanent.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know.
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Right, look.
Anyway, look, I'm really sorry
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but just, for future reference,
it's of a tiny face.
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The tattoo!
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And left wrist.
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No, just in case
the worst comes to the worst.
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PIN number, please.
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Oh, shit.
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And can you, um...
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Can you maybe bring the food back?
Is that...
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No, course you can't.
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I'm so sorry.
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I just went for a fag.
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I'm sorry, I just thought you'd...
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Just...
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Right...
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Well, it was nice to meet you.
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No, no, no, no, no. I... I didn't mean...
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- What?
- I don't know.
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It was just that thing you said
about tattoos
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- and identifying people, and stuff.
- What?
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All right, look, this sounds ridiculous
and you'll think I'm mad
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but, um, I don't know,
you seem nice and...
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plus, you're in the police so you've
probably spent time around people
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who are actually mad, or, you know,
more mad, or madder, whatever you say...
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Oh, fuck it! Look, my mum doesn't know
about this, she hates tattoos,
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and so I didn't ever tell her,
and I just wear a watch to cover it up
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whenever I see her. I actually bought
a Swatch specifically to wear,
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and it's weird because
she always says she likes the watch
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and then I feel guilty and I keep
meaning to tell her
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but it's been about two years now...
Anyway, no...
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When you said that thing about if I died,
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I suddenly just thought, you know,
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'"Oh, God, what if that actually happened
and what if someone went round
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'"and double-checked it was me
by mentioning the tattoo, '"
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and she'd think it wasn't my body
when actually it was,
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and she'd be relieved for a bit
but then it would be me,
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so it would be... worse. Actually, it would
almost... It would be a double tragedy,
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and I wouldn't even be there to apologise
because I'd be dead.
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So I just thought I should, um,
ring her and tell her.
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You did that just now?
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Yep. She's quite pissed off.
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How old are you, again?
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I'm nearly 30.
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I know. Um...
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I... I worry. I worry a lot.
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OK.
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I'm quite weird.
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OK.
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Anyway, yeah, um...
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It was really nice to meet you.
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And, um... But I'm sorry about...
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...you know? Yeah.
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Bye.
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Oi.
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Do you fancy another drink?
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- Really?
- You're buying.
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Come on!
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I'm freezing my tits off.
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Can I nick a fag?
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Now you're really
taking the piss.
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Go on.
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So, come on, tell me,
what do you worry about?
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- Everything.
- Right, give me an example.
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Really? Cos this isn't, you know...
this isn't sexy chat.
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Oh, no. You see, that's where
you're mistaken.
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This is basically foreplay for me.
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Oh, fuck off.
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Come on. Give me an example.
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Um... well, I always think
my flat's going to blow up.
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So I have to kind of... check things.
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I have to check things
loads of times before I can leave.
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- Right.
- My friend's dad had this toaster
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- that caught fire in the night once.
- Really?
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Yeah. It just... I don't know.
Yeah, it just...
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It blew up. Massive fire. Um...
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So there's that.
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That's not that unusual, though, is it?
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I mean, you know,
lots of people check stuff.
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- That's just... That's just common sense.
- Yeah.
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I guess so.
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I worry about people dying.
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A lot.
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And I worry about -
I don't know - causing people pain.
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All that... All that stuff.
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That's not a bad thing, though, is it?
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I always have to land on my right foot.
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What?
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When I take the stairs.
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Yeah, I try to learn
which foot to start on,
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left or right, with familiar staircases
and usually I remember,
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but sometimes, if I don't,
I have to sort of go back and start again.
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Um... I convince myself that
something bad will happen if I don't.
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Unless I'm in a hurry.
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You know, if I can see I'm going to
land on my left,
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then I just jump and miss a few.
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OK. Yeah, maybe that's a bit
more, um, extreme.
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- I broke my ankle last year.
- What?
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Yeah.
I slightly misjudged the, er... the jump.
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Are you serious?
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You twat.
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00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,235
One for the road?
262
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,713
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
263
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,238
So, um, how do you get home from here?
264
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,311
Oh, just... bus. Yeah, not far.
265
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,952
Right.
266
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,433
How about you?
267
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,879
I can walk.
268
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,268
Oh, right.
269
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,270
- Can I walk you home?
- What?
270
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,595
Not... not... I didn't mean,
you know... like...
271
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,631
I didn't mean like that.
272
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,796
Um... I just... I just...
273
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,115
to walk with you, and then I'll...
274
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,513
I'll go.
275
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,993
You know?
276
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,553
OK.
277
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,919
OK.
278
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,393
That'd be nice.
279
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,397
- OK, great.
- You're a gent.
280
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,953
Fuck off.
281
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,676
So, what were you like as a kid?
282
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,472
Um... fat with a bowl cut.
283
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,671
No. I mean, did you worry then?
284
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,439
Oh, God, yeah, it was awful.
It was really awful.
285
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,708
Much worse than now.
286
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,637
I used to have to pray for my whole family
287
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,592
every night, to keep them safe, you know,
cos they'd all die if I forgot.
288
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,959
It was completely ridiculous.
289
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,956
I used to have to say the Lord's Prayer,
then the Grace,
290
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,433
then go through them all by name,
291
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,471
extended family and friends too,
obviously,
292
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:51,308
about 40 people in total, and if I'd
missed someone off, which I usually did,
293
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,635
mainly my mum's friend Janet,
for some reason,
294
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,511
I'd have to start all over again.
295
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,118
It was fucking exhausting.
296
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,798
Are your parents religious?
297
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,115
Nope.
No idea where that one came from.
298
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,198
- I had terrible haircuts as a kid.
- Did you?
299
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,674
Yeah. The worst was this
square-shaped little Afro.
300
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,392
I looked like a fucking LEGO man.
301
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,958
- Ah!
- What?
302
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,831
Right, just wait there a second.
303
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,635
Right, um... Sorry,
this is actually really rude,
304
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,070
but if I promise to pay you back,
can I borrow two quid?
305
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,553
I haven't got any change left.
306
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,794
Erm... yeah.
307
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,713
Thank you so much.
308
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,399
Stefan!
309
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,509
Hey!
310
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,990
No, no, I do. I owe it you.
311
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,156
And I'll see you next week.
312
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,678
He's not dead, then?
313
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,915
Not dead, and all debts settled.
314
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,951
Well, transferred.
315
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,718
Shit, yes. Sorry.
316
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,796
Right, then. That's me.
317
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,637
OK.
318
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,438
Thanks for walking me back.
319
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,596
Well, if I'm going to be a proper gent,
320
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,790
I should probably walk
you to the door.
321
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,273
Unless that sounds weird.
322
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,595
No. That sounds fine.
323
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,829
Right.
324
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,628
Right.
325
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,598
If that light goes on, I'll kiss her.
326
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:35,555
Turn on. Turn on. Turn on. Turn on.
Turn on. Turn on. Turn on. Turn on.
327
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,229
Do you know, I think I actually know
someone who lives round here.
328
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:44,912
You don't know a guy called,
um... Matt, do you?
329
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,279
Matt what?
330
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,880
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
331
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,638
Please. Please. Please. Please.
332
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,557
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
333
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,956
Matt... Oh, God, I can't remember. Um...
334
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,391
He's... he's about...
he's about... that tall...
335
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,640
Um...
336
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,114
Oh Christ, please. Please. Please. Please.
337
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,594
He's got... just sort of... just...
338
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,074
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please.
339
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,269
...brown hair.
340
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,958
He had a beard recently.
341
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,877
Um, sort of slim.
342
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,831
Slim-ish. For fuck's sake!
343
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,236
Just turn on, please God,
just for a second,
344
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,793
just for one tiny second.
345
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,876
A tiny, tiny, tiny second.
Just a tiny fucking...
346
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,269
So...
347
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,476
...I kind of want to invite you in
348
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,317
but there's a bit of a problem.
349
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,998
Oh, what?
350
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,428
I live in the fifth floor.
351
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,516
What's wrong with that?
352
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,915
Well, that's loads of stairs.
353
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,832
I've no idea which foot you
should start on.
354
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,792
We could be here all fucking night.
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