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(* BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB: Overdone)
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Banana!
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FREDDIE: Oh, for God's sake!
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- HENRY: He's in a mood.
- I think it's him.
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Josh.
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18, law student, so he says.
Can't get rid of him.
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Ah, he looks nice.
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DEAN: Freddie said '"Bye! '",
but he won't take the hint.
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Just keeps sitting there, clinging on.
Like a young version of you.
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HENRY: Oh, thank you very much!
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FRANKIE: Thursday afternoon,
I need you out, OK? Stay out
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till about half six, and you, Dean,
both of you, I need the place to myself,
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Thursday, OK?
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You're still here.
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You all right? Good shower?
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I'm late for work.
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No, I won't stay for a coffee or anything
cos I need to get the train.
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Um...
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Got to go back for a mate's wedding.
Oh, you should come.
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I mean, she's piss poor,
but there'll be at least one free drink.
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No. Thanks. Er... you'd better go.
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Oh, I phoned my phone from yours,
so, um, I've got your number.
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Bye.
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See ya.
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(DEAN AND HENRY LAUGH)
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*I could bet all of the riches
that I ever had
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* Rushing the night like a shark, babe
Would it be bad
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*If I had to set the alarm?
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* Cos the thrills that are run up my back
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* Hey
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* Yeah
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* You're like a wildfire
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* You got me rising high... *
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Soph?
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh!
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Ah, look at your gay hair!
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I know. So gay.
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Did you... Where's your suit?
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Oh, it's at my mum and dad's.
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Look. Been wearing it all week.
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What do you think?
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- Where's mine?
- So gay.
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Hey, check it out -
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Josh, meet the Pussy Wagon.
Pussy Wagon, meet Josh.
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Oh, my God. Is that it?
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And only 90 quid a day.
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But just, you know,
transfer me the money whenever.
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What? I ain't... Why am I paying for it?
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I don't even drive.
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Because I'm getting married.
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Yeah, and I'm a student.
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Oh! You should have said.
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That's why you left and never came back.
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It was reading week, I had to read.
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It was my hen night.
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Yeah, and I sent you a card.
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Yeah, from fucking Moonpig!
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Does Trisha McColl still work
in the baker's?
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Look, there she is.
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With her bad skin
and tepid sausage rolls.
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Knob.
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She was such a knob.
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(TOOTS HORN)
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Hi!
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Whoo!
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(THEY LAUGH)
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Remember when you kissed Anna Hall
behind that tree in year seven?
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D'you remember when you let Daniel Press
finger you behind that tree in year seven?
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Yeah.
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Speaking of a cheeky finger...
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Meet Freddie. Fuckable-Fred.
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Do you actually know this one?
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Yes, I know him. Biblically.
We shagged last night.
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Why are his eyes shut?
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They're not. He's just messing around.
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We're gonna go out properly
when I get back.
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Go for food and everything.
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- Where?
- I dunno. Wherever. Curry mile.
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So, Luke Hulton sent me
a Facebook message.
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Asked me if I was going to the wedding.
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Yeah. We kinda hang out.
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Why?
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Dunno. Just do. He's all right now.
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I found that old conversation
the other day,
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the one where you told me
you thought you liked him.
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What you talking about?
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And I found our old MSN conversations.
Hundreds of them.
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Thousands.
They must have saved automatically.
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Oh, my God, are they cringe?
You know about my theory, don't you?
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That all our generation can
touch type because...
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Yeah, I deleted them.
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What? They were hell.
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Soph, that's like...
deleting the history of us.
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All those hours we spent talking.
Typing. Dissecting.
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Black Friday, the time you crimped
your hair, the time I bleached mine.
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What was Black Friday?
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Oh, you know what Black Friday was.
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Those were our Nixon tapes.
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Our Diana letters. What if I wanted
to write my autobiography?
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That's prime source material, gone.
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I've got to pick up
the bridesmaids' presents.
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I can give you a lift home if you want.
They'll wanna see you.
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Come on, then, you vagabond.
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I thought Marc was meant to be,
like, a summer thing?
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So did I. But he asked.
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You didn't have to say yes.
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You weren't there to stop me,
were you?
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You know after you've had sex
with somebody and you... finish.
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And you go into the bathroom
and you just wish they'd leave,
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piss off so you can sleep
in your own bed, alone?
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The come and run? Sure.
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I don't have that with Marc.
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And that's love, isn't it?
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- Really?
- (TEXT ALERT)
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Freddie?
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Yeah.
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* Faster, faster, you won't go far
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* Shouldn't leave, feeling faith
We both know why
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* You got to show me
Both knees, cold I lie
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* Hold me slowly
Hide me till I can fly... *
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Whoo!
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*... We can make time... *
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Oh, my God, remember when
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Sarah Tandy kept telling everyone
her cat was self-harming?
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And then she started crying
cos Mr Daniel told her off for lying!
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Do you remember when Emily shit herself?
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I had the norovirus.
And I didn't shit myself. I just...
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ALL: Followed through!
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I've got one. Sixth form prom
after party - Bar Zinc.
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Guys? Come on. That did
nothappen!
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- Yeah, it did!
- We were all there.
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You went into a bar with a black man.
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And left with a different black man
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who you thought was
the same black man!
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It so did not happen!
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I think I'm actually crying.
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What's wrong with you?
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I just don't think it's funny.
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You thought it was funny in school.
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It's not funny because it's racist.
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Wait, I was trying to get
with a black man,
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which is, like,
the complete opposite of racist.
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Do you think it's racist?
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- Emily doesn't think it's racist.
- Then... Emily hasn't
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thought about it enough.
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- Josh.
- Are you fucking serious?
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You don't have to be black
to be offended by a racist slur.
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So me trying to jump the bones of
a black man is now a racist slur?
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Hey, guys. Remember how
I'm getting married tomorrow?
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How's the law degree going?
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Yeah. I mean, nobody really bothers
in the first year...
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Shame you didn't get into Oxford, though.
Still, it's good that you tried.
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Guess who?
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Uh, Bradley Cooper?
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Ooh, better.
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Leonardo DiCaprio?
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Oh, better than him.
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It's Jimmy Savile.
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- Marc, you remember Josh?
- Of course, howdy.
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Hey, Josh, what kind of a sausage
makes school kids cry?
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Josh? What kind of a sausage
makes school kids cry?
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- I dunno.
- A Savile-oyyy!
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(HARRIET LAUGHS)
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Good surprise, baby?
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Good surprise.
We haven't ordered desserts yet.
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It all looks so good. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!
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Excuse me.
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* What'll it be now, Mister Mole?
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* Whisper sloth in curls of smoke
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* Take a back seat
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* Or play pharaoh... *
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What?
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I don't even care if you call us racist,
because I'm so obviously not.
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But please don't be rude to Marc.
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I'm not.
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I don't care about...
I haven't said anything to him.
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He's my fiance.
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He's a dick.
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What have I done wrong?
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Seriously, what have I done to you?
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I've got a job, a good job.
I'm getting married
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to a nice man. I'm nice to my friends.
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I'm nice to you.
So, please, what have I done?
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Nothing.
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No. Come on.
I've obviously done something.
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I'm saying - you've done nothing.
You work in Next.
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You live in the same small town
that you were born in.
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And you marry the first guy
who looks at you twice.
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Whose name is Marc. With a C.
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Cos that's what they're always called.
Marc.
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Marriage, mortgage, maternity.
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With Marc. Fuck off, Marc!
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Why don't you fuck off?
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Fuck off back to Manchester and take
your poncey, stupid hair with you.
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Thanks for the lift.
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No worries, buddy. See you in church.
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Back in a sec.
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That jumper I got you last year.
That was from Next.
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Is that why you never wear it?
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Maybe you shouldn't come tomorrow.
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Fine. Whatever.
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Good.
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* Call it what you want
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* And maybe once or twice
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* The words rolled off your lips and
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* I was paralysed
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* What you want
What you want
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* Complete surrender
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* Can't help but
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* Can't help but
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* Can't help but hide it from you
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* Can't help but
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* Can't help but
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* Can't help but hide it from you
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* Two foolish figurines... *
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Oh, fuck's sake.
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*... Dancing on a disc
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* Welcomed with open arms
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* Baby, you knew the risk
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* Can't help but
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* Can't help but
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* Can't help but hide it from
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* You-ou-ou
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* You let me have your heart
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* And let me turn it over
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* Too-oo-oo
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* You knew this from the start
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* And yet you're happy to depart... *
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Should have known you were back -
crying buckets up there, she is.
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Mum. It's OK.
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It's got nothing to do with
the fact it's from Next.
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It's to do with the fact
it's completely vile.
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Tell me more things.
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On a Monday, there's a night called
The Pop. Pound a pint.
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Pound a sambuca.
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I go out with 20 quid. Get titted.
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Taxi home. And I've still got enough
in the morning for a steak bake.
238
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,470
And no Trisha McColl. Which is nice.
239
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,668
Are you asleep?
240
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,909
Soph?
241
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,474
How come you never ask me up?
242
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,431
You don't need an invitation.
243
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,633
Worried the old fag hag
would cramp your style?
244
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,636
No.
245
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,910
I just wanted to... settle in.
246
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:08,035
I know you get it.
More than anyone, you get it.
247
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,150
But you can't get it completely.
248
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:14,955
And it's not -
get the violin's out, woe is me.
249
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,673
It's just different.
And not good different.
250
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,994
And everyone says, '"Oh, it's easy
to be a little gay boy now,
251
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,155
"easier than it was."
252
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,714
But not always.
253
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,434
Not when you're me.
254
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,758
Not when there are people
like Luke Hulton.
255
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,949
The boy you fancied.
256
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,592
The boy who bullied me.
257
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,154
I had to lie for 17 years.
258
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,350
Hey. Not to me, you didn't.
259
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,119
But, at university, it's not like that.
260
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,833
It just
is. And it's amazing.
261
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,191
Still love you.
262
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,032
I love you too.
263
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,637
(SOFTLY) Please don't do it.
264
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,748
Don't do what?
265
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,392
Settle.
266
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,753
Why aren't you demanding
more than mediocrity?
267
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,989
More than Marc.
268
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,073
I'm not settling for anything.
269
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,112
We're 18. You're 18.
270
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,470
People should still be asking you
what you wanna be when you're older.
271
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:36,909
Soph?
272
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,273
You wanted to leave, to go to uni.
And that's fine. That's great.
273
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,958
But I don't want the things you do.
274
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,230
Think of all the life
you're gonna miss out on.
275
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,238
What about all the life
you're gonna miss out on?
276
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,791
Your old mates. Your family.
277
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,029
Me.
278
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,991
I've not emigrated.
279
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,952
And anyway, I've got Freddie.
280
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,911
You've got the guy you met,
what, once, twice?
281
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,951
Why are you being a prick?
282
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,672
I'm not...
283
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,119
I'm being honest.
284
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,598
And I'm getting married,
I'm not joining a convent.
285
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,679
I take your point, I do.
286
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,757
But I don't think I am missing out.
287
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,638
Missing out on what?
288
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,150
The coke sniffs, waking up
to a different random every week.
289
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,191
I'm not exactly Pete Doherty, am I?
290
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,959
That week after my 16th,
291
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,390
we baby-sat for your mum's friend, Helen,
do you remember?
292
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,476
We went on MSN after.
293
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:40,433
And I said, '"If we could
skip the next 25 years
294
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,598
'"and become them,
Helen and her husband, me and you.
295
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,839
'"Live that life. That house, that money.
296
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,393
'"Would you do it?
297
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,555
'"With me? '"
298
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,994
And what did you say?
299
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,712
I have no idea.
300
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,797
You said no, but I said yes.
301
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,676
Because that's what I want.
302
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,790
I want to marry someone.
303
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,796
I want to be with someone.
304
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,957
- I don't want to be you.
- I'm not asking you to be me.
305
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,231
But you said you wanted
to be with
someone.
306
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,872
What?
307
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:20,232
You said '"someone'".
But you didn't say Marc.
308
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,519
'"My mum and dad hate each other.
309
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,676
'"But at least it's someone
to go on holiday with.'"
310
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,835
That's what you're saying.
311
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,350
I'm not. I'm not at all.
312
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,877
- We need to go to sleep.
- You've put on weight again.
313
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,515
And I didn't just say that
to be a complete and utter cunt.
314
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,879
Then why did you?
315
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,150
Because you did the same
when your dad died.
316
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,794
The same when you were doing your GCSEs.
317
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,393
What does it mean?
318
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,710
It means you don't love him.
319
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,469
(RINGING TONE)
320
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,274
FREDDIE:
Hello?
321
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,034
Freddie? Hey. It... it's me. Josh.
322
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,035
Yeah?
323
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,435
Did I leave my Young Person's Railcard
at yours, because...
324
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,038
Mate. Can you just...
325
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,196
stop texting me and delete this number?
326
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,469
Fine.
327
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,990
Er, but I do actually need the Railcard
because it's a third off...
328
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,712
(CALL ENDS)
329
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,600
* As long as you take me there
330
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,479
* Don't care if you're sure to come on in
331
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,308
*As long as you're taking me there
332
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,796
* If you roll the dice there's a chance
333
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,637
* As long as you take me there
334
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,831
* I don't even care about it
335
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,191
* Just as long as you're taking me there
336
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,879
* We could be
We could be
337
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,832
* So long as you're taking me there... *
338
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,951
Can you go check for me?
339
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,752
Check that he's there?
340
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,078
Just go in. And check. And tell me.
Please.
341
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,633
(ORGAN MUSIC)
342
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,836
What?
343
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,109
Nothing. He's inside.
344
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,754
Sophie, get in!
345
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,995
- Hurry up.
- Tell me.
346
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,753
He's wearing a kilt.
347
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,919
What have you said to her?
348
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,238
No. No way, you're doing this.
349
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,675
Soph?
350
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,672
I don't know. OK?
351
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,039
I don't know.
352
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,639
MARC: I'm not looking. I promise.
353
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,069
This is you, this is.
What have you done?
354
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,553
What have you said?
355
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,670
Baby? We're all ready to go in there.
356
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,551
Marc?
357
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,989
Marc, just look at me.
358
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,918
But what about the dress?
359
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,678
Thing is...
360
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,994
you're nice...
361
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,998
and lovely...
362
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,553
and so sweet.
363
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,036
And, please, go to Playa de las Américas.
364
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,117
Don't waste the honeymoon.
365
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,954
Take Harriet.
Because I think she'd like that.
366
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,798
But I don't want to settle.
367
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,596
I don't want to settle for a man...
368
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,789
...in a kilt.
369
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,672
Get in.
370
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,919
(* SUMMER CAMP: Fresh)
371
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,955
* I swear when I was young
372
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,116
* Summers were full and fresh
and long... *
373
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,952
Go! You motherfuckers, go! Yeah!
374
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,560
*... I always said you were
a different class
375
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,511
* Blue eyes and a messed-up past
376
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,551
* For every single promise I reneged
377
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,750
* Every stupid word I wish I hadn't said
378
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,677
* First love is the best love
379
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,994
* First love is... *
380
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,229
I'm gonna have to buy new clothes.
381
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,794
I've got that ISA, I can use that.
382
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,831
Is there a Next in Manchester?
383
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,438
There'll be a Next in Manchester.
384
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,709
I might be able to transfer.
385
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,352
This is mad, this.
386
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,193
How are we gonna manage?
387
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,470
Is it a single or a double bed
in your room?
388
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,628
You're not staying with me.
389
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,511
* Faster, faster
390
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,357
* You won't go far
391
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,311
* Shouldn't leave, feeling faith
392
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,271
* We both know why
393
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,992
* You got to show me
394
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,270
* Both knees, cold I lie
395
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,356
* Hold me slowly
396
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,868
* Hide me till I can fly
397
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,638
* Always we can sing
398
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,398
* We can make time
399
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,715
* Old songs, flood and flame
You could be mine... *
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