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(SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE)
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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(SLIGHT RATTLING)
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(PANTS ANXIOUSLY)
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- Jesus, fuck!
- Eddie!
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Christ!
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- What are you doing?
- What am
I doing?
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Happy birthday.
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I want my keys back.
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Banana!
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- You're out of coffee.
- Yeah, I know.
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Listen, Eddie, you can't keep doing this.
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- Doing what?
- Letting yourself in.
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No, look, yeah, today was a bit early...
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That's not what I'm saying. It doesn't
matter what time it is, it's not OK.
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You gonna open it?
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Wow! Thanks. Thanks very much.
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- Not seen it, have you?
- No.
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Blow your mind.
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Didn't your brother give you this
last Christmas?
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What are you doing tonight?
How do you fancy a few birthday drinks?
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I've got a date.
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Oh, right.
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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- It is.
- So when can I meet him?
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- Eddie!
- Oh, come on! I'm joking.
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Keys.
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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- (BEEP)
- (* BOY: Little Numbers)
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* Waited for your call and for the moon
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* To release me from the longest afternoon
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*I've rearranged parts of my living room
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* But time is hard to kill since I met you
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*I'm looking at the cars that drive on by
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* While spring is making promises outside
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* Red cars are quite rare, I realise
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*And then I wonder
which colour you would like... *
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(BEEPING)
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- Hello-oh!
- Mum?
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Hello!
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- Can you see us?
- No.
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- We can see you!
- Hello?
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- Hello?
- Mum, can I call you later?
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I'm late for work.
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- Oh, OK, just...
- I'll call you later, I promise.
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OK.
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- Love you.
- Bye!
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She'll call back later.
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(GIGGLING OUTSIDE)
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I don't know. Maybe dinner or something?
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Oi!
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Oh, gotta go.
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I was just talking to my nan.
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- Your nan?
- Yeah.
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She's got colon cancer.
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Grace...
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- go home.
- What?
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You're clearly distressed -
you should go and be with your nan.
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- Hang on...
- Really.
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We'll cope. We'll be fine.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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Sorry we can't pay you,
but you should go and be with her.
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Yes, sir.
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Guys, table 7's been waiting for 15
minutes - can we make them a priority?
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- Is everything OK for you?
- Yes, thank you.
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Is everyone OK for wine?
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- Is everything OK?
- Mmm! Oh, yes. Thank you.
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He's just nipped out...
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...to phone his fiancée.
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- Well, it's none of my business.
- It's a long story.
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It's not as bad as it looks. Promise.
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Can I get you another?
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Yeah, yeah, good plan. We'll need it.
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I'll have someone send over
your wine. Excuse me.
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All right?
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- (WHISPERS) Eddie, get out!
- Yeah, I...
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I just wanted to say sorry
for this morning.
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Apology accepted, now fuck off.
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You, er...
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- you look amazing.
- Shut up!
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You look all right.
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Oh, charming!
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Bold choice of cardigan.
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Is it?
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You look lovely.
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All right!
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What are you doing here?
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- You all right, mate?
- You, you dropped this in the street.
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I tried shouting you, but you,
you had your... things in.
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That's not my wallet.
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- What?
- Is it not?
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Sorry - who are you?
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Eddie - I'm a friend of Helen's. You?
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Ross.
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Ross. Right, nice to meet you, Ross.
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Don't mind, do you? Not had me tea.
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Hang on.
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Excuse me, mate.
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You using this chair?
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Cheers. Right...
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- No...
- Sorry, just while I get me breath back.
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Treating her well, then, Ross?
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What?
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Birthday sushi.
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These are all right. That's a nice top.
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It's amazing, isn't it?
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You just wouldn't know, would you?
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What are you doing?
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Did she tell you from the off?
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That she used to be a bloke?
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Yeah. She did.
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It's best to deal with the big stuff
straight up, isn't it?
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I mean, I told her I was a blue.
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We nearly fell out.
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Do you want to fuck off, then?
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I really like you. You know that.
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But?
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There is no but. Not about you.
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Eddie - whatever that is.
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It seems a bit unfinished.
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It's not, it's... It isn't.
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It's... just...
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I don't know, I think...
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Give me a call when it definitely is.
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I'll get that.
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Fucking prick!
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All right, Helen?
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- All right, Kal. You're a fucking prick.
- Look, calm down...
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- You fucking coward.
- What's he done?
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Oh, not much, Darren - just been
letting himself into my flat.
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Watching me whilst I sleep. Possibly
having the odd wank into my slow cooker.
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- Oi!
- I mean, I just don't know.
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I never did that.
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It's over, Ed, all right? We're done.
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I know we are - we're mates.
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- Like fuck, are we mates!
- Look, I'm sorry.
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You know, I like Ross. I really like him.
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Yeah, I know you do.
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He's kind. He's funny.
He doesn't take himself too seriously.
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He's got a good command of grammar
which is a fucking novelty.
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Piss off.
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But most refreshingly, he doesn't
require a couple of Viagra
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before he takes me to bed.
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(BOUNCERS SNIGGER)
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Fuck... you.
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You know what?
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It's really boring being someone's fetish.
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(TEXT ALERT)
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(PHONE VIBRATES)
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(TEXT ALERT)
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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(COMPUTER BEEPS)
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(COMPUTER CHIMES)
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(COMPUTER CHIMES REPEATEDLY)
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EDDIE:
Fucking hell, look at that.
Look at that beauty.
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Gorgeous...
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Helen. Hels, oh, my God...
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Lie back, lie back on the bed.
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That's it, that's it.
Do your robe, a little bit. Yeah.
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(LAUGHTER ON VIDEO)
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Oh, babe, babe...
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(VOMITS)
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(SOBS)
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(SILENT)
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(* FEVER RAY: If I Had A Heart)
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(ECHOING LAUGHTER)
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- Watch out!
- Fuck's sake!
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Hi.
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Helen!
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What are you doing?
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What?
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You're not rota-ed on.
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Since when?
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Shit.
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Look - I'm sorry to say this,
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but as you're here, I'm going to have to
tell head office about the...
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About your tape.
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- Why?
- They need to know.
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You liaise with the public, it could
impact on our image. You never know.
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But it's, it's nothing, it's just
a silly... it's a bog-standard...
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Helen. Having a sex tape online isn't
something I'd describe as bog-standard.
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I'm sorry.
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It's private - please.
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It's hardly private any more, is it?
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Since you're here,
why don't you make yourself useful?
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Call the warehouse about this week's wine.
Thanks.
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Are you OK?
I'm sure not everyone's watched it.
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Not the whole way through.
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You look good, you know.
I thought you'd have scars and shit.
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Excuse me.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(COMPUTER CHIMES)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
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(SOUNDS MERGE AND INTENSIFY)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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Look, whoever it is,
just fuck off, all right?
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WOMAN: Helen?
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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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Have you seen it?
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- When did you get those?
- Don't.
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Did you go to the police?
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Course I did.
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What did they say?
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Nothing, what can they do?
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What were you thinking?
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- Love.
- Mum, please.
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Am I out of touch? Am I?
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Is this just what... what people do now?
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ALAN: Fiona.
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I mean, at first, I thought
he must have tricked you into it.
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That's what we said, wasn't it?
I was convinced.
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But then you realise - no, no!
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This is... this is
you,
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you know he's filming, you
wantto.
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I mean, we didn't watch it,
I only saw the beginning
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- when it popped up, I didn't know what...
- Christ!
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But clearly, you wanted...
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Shut up! Just shut up!
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Don't tell me to shut up.
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Do you have any idea what this feels like?
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Knowing that you've seen this,
that you've seen me...
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That... fuck. That Arnie...
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Oh, Jesus, fuck, everyone's seen me.
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I didn't watch it.
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No, but all your friends did.
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Fi!
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I'm so sorry, Arnie.
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I spend my life worrying about you.
My bloody life.
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And I try not to - I don't know -
pressure you,
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make you tell me what's going on.
Course not - you're an adult,
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apparently.
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All I worry about is someone taking
advantage of you,
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humiliating you, because people will -
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that's what they do, isn't it?
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So, somehow, you prepare for that.
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But then you go and... and
handit
to someone - to Eddie -
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- on a plate.
- I'm going to kill him.
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I swear to God - I'm gonna kill him.
I'll slit his fucking throat.
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- Dad!
- Alan!
242
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HELEN: Dad!
243
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Dad!
244
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(HORN BLARES)
245
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Dad! For fuck's sake!
246
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,754
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- Dad! Stop! Just stop!
247
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,028
Get out the way, Helen!
248
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,753
- Dad! Dad!
- (ALARM CHIMES IN CAR)
249
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,756
- What?!
- Your seatbelt's stuck in the door.
250
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,279
I fucking know it is!
251
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,031
- You're not going to kill him.
- Yes, I am!
252
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You don't know where he lives.
253
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- (SEATBELT CLICKS)
- (ALARM STOPS)
254
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,353
(ENGINE STOPS)
255
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,193
(SIGHS)
256
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,714
I'm so sorry, Dad.
257
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,516
Still, you know what?
258
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,752
What?
259
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,279
Every cloud, and all that.
260
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,469
What?
261
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,638
That's the first time you've lost your rag
and not called me Ken.
262
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(LAUGHS)
263
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,829
(HE SIGHS)
264
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,669
You'll all get cancer.
265
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,073
Bugger off.
266
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,429
Arnie, can't you do something about this?
267
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,469
What?
268
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,432
- I don't know. Your IT stuff.
- Oh, yes.
269
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,268
Yes, he's got a computer prize -
he's got a certificate.
270
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,276
Well, yeah, but...
271
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,799
Well, can't you, you know...
272
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,479
hack in, get rid of it or something?
273
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,669
No.
274
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,349
I did try. I'm not actually that good
at all that stuff.
275
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,628
What about your prize?
276
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,035
I came third out of three.
277
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,991
We all got one.
278
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,833
ALAN (WHISPERS): Fuck.
279
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,599
What a cunt.
280
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,232
- Mum!
- Fi!
281
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,430
What? He is.
282
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,313
And he'll get away with it.
283
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,790
I mean, I can't believe everyone...
284
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,910
Everyone.
285
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,234
And, you lot.
286
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,789
I'm so sorry.
287
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,475
It's... it's the worst thing.
288
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,796
Oh, come on - no, it's not.
289
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,114
What?
290
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,116
- It really isn't.
- What?
291
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,676
Watching your little boy be unhappy
for 18 years. That's worse.
292
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,793
I mean it - this is nothing.
293
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,310
Nothing to... God, I don't know...
294
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:29,399
watching you down
the bottom of the garden,
295
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,911
wrapped in your little Batman cape,
bawling your eyes out.
296
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,392
You just sat, under the slide.
And I watched you.
297
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,791
I couldn't
do anything.
298
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,398
I just had... I don't know, I...
299
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,234
I knew I couldn't help with whatever
it was after a while.
300
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,158
It was awful.
301
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,553
Wasn't it?
302
00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,749
Yeah.
303
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,155
You know what? That's bollocks.
304
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,838
What?
305
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,713
You always helped me. Always.
306
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,797
Every time. All the times -
all the firsts.
307
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,355
First tooth out, first nativity play,
first sports day,
308
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,197
first pet dying,
309
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:22,189
first exam, first broken heart,
first day at uni - all of them.
310
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,758
This is just the first time I've... let
you help me,
311
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,028
as your daughter.
312
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,759
Jill and Amy's parents just...
313
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,360
disowned them, stopped talking to them,
pretending they're dead.
314
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,391
And... you lot...
315
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,514
I can't fucking get rid of you, can I?!
316
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,549
(THEY LAUGH)
317
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,673
I mean it.
318
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,029
You're wonderful.
319
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:56,112
Speaking of firsts - first sex tape,
and you've all been very supportive.
320
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,037
You're a bloody idiot.
321
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,274
I know.
322
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,952
- Mum!
- What?
323
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,672
Oh!
324
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,188
Close your eyes.
325
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,878
(FIONA LAUGHS)
326
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,548
Oh, it's all squashed.
327
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,397
- Alan!
- What?
328
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,113
I told you not to drive so bloody fast!
329
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,957
ALAN: Seems well stuck here...
330
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,433
FIONA: Arnie, get the candles, go on.
331
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,835
ARNIE: Did you make it yourself?
FIONA: Oh, did I buggery!
332
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,518
(VOICES FADE)
333
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,357
(* ALT-J: Bloodflood)
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