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Oh!
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Ugh, I hate you.
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- No, you don't, Grizz.
- You're right.
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I love you, boo bear.
Now fuck off.
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I will.
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- Love you.
- Love you.
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Oh, no, no, no, Mrs Chen!
Your hip.
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Here, I'll get that for you.
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Now, about this
wedding registry.
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Oh, honestly, you don't have to
get us anything, please.
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I am buying you a gift.
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Everything on your list
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is a little pricey,
I'm embarrassed to say.
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OK, thanks for the feedback.
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But then I listen to you two
having sex,
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so why should I be embarrassed?
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You listen to us having sex?
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What do you do, do you put
a glass to the floor?
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A patient man,
Nathan.
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Whoa! OK!
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Well, maybe next time
you can come over
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and it could be
an immersive experience.
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Oh, my God. What have you got
in here?
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Come on, girl.
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Oh, to be fair, I did want to do
a bottomless brunch.
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- Four.
- Ugh.
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Five.
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I think I'm about to give birth.
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Six. Seven.
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- Ugh.
- One. Two.
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"Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
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"I've forgotten my top
and now all you can see
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"are my perfectly defined abs."
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"Excuse me.
This is for your benefit."
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I'm sorry, I didn't know
you could hear us.
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- Guys!
- I am so sorry!
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I deserved that, to be fair.
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Oh, my God, I hate myself!
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Well, you should, catty bitch.
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Oh!
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Can we crack on, please?
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- What number are we going from?
- Um, four.
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No, we've already done four!
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Well, tough titties. Let's go.
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Five, four.
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Do you know, but,
I'm done with love.
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It's time-consuming,
self-delusional.
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- It's pathetic. It's...
- Mm. No.
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- It's just a charade.
- No, no, no.
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It can be wonderful,
life-affirming...
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Yeah, but you've got Frank.
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- Ohh...
- Yeah, well, yeah.
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I hate that this arsehole
knob-head has done this to you.
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Look, I just need some
no-strings-attached sex.
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I think maybe I just need to
become an Instagram fuck.
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No, you're like Pinocchio,
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you've got so many string
attached to you.
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No, I'm a real boy!
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Look, I found Nathan,
and he is amazing,
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but relationships are hard.
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It's mostly the bit of odd sex
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sandwiched in between, "What's
the television password?"
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and "Here are some clever
storage solutions,
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"don't you think, honey?"
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Honestly, the highlight
of my mam and dad's marriage
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is my mother picking
my dad's blackheads.
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Eugh.
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Please do not write
your own vows.
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Oh!
I have to go write my own vows.
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Goodbye.
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Nathan!
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Oh, it's such a pity
that you're sleeping,
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because I'm wearing nothing
but nipple tassels
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and a willingness to please.
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Grizz.
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Nathan.
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Nathan.
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Yes, through this way,
Walter.
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OK, just be careful.
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Is he gonna be OK?
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Going down.
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Yeah.
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- Take it slow.
- Yeah.
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- You're doing really well.
- Thank you, David.
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- OK.
- Tricky.
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- You just need to tilt it.
- Tilt it how?
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- Where am I gonna tilt it?
- Just tilt it left.
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- Let me come down to...
- Um, so...
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- Sorry.
- Let me...
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If you're tilting left...
I'm sorry.
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You tilt it right.
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- Uh, left...
- Dropping, dropping, dropping!
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Hold it!
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Fucking hell. Are you alright?
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I'm so sorry.
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Is this your bike?
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Oh, oh! What...
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Oh.
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If you'd like to come through.
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Um, I tried to, you know,
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uh, resuscitate him.
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Did I... Did I mess it up?
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No, no, no, no.
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His pupils were fixed.
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Wide black dilation.
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He was dead.
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The most likely cause would have
been a paradoxical embolism.
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That's when a blood clot
travels from the vein
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through to an artery.
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It's not always fatal,
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but is in this case.
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I think the force
of putting on the sock
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sent the clot from an artery...
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Well, this is embarrassing.
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Couldn't I have died
getting mauled by a bear
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or fighting in a war
that I didn't believe in?
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No, death by sock.
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Massive sudden stroke.
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I... I don't think
he would have felt any pain.
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Gemma, love...
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- Just needs some space.
- Of course.
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Please, please,
can we get a dog?
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Not putting myself
through it.
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Though I'm not actually joking,
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I still probably want to have
a ginger ninja.
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Wha...
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So because 30 years ago
your cat died,
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you're just done with
all attachments?
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Oh, yes!
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I mean, I still just regard you
as an acquaintance.
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You're a fucking toilet brush,
mate!
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Thank you.
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Yeah, well,
he's my fucking toilet brush!
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I'll get it.
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Oh, Ruth, love!
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Ohhh!
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Derek, Derek, it's Ruth.
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I can see that, Lorraine.
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- Hello.
- Hello, my love.
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She didn't go
to Johannesburg.
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Come here.
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Here, look at me.
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Survival kit.
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Hey.
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I love you.
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I mean, look, I know that we're
in this really old cemetery...
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It's historical.
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And that it's very early
in our relationship,
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but... but I do not care,
because I love you.
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- What...
- Oh, Jesus.
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- What the bejesus is this?
- Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
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- I'm sorry. Let me turn it off.
- No, don't turn this off!
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I want to hear this.
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The Partridge Family,
what's that,
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like an alt-right
Christian group?
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No.
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It's a TV show in the States
in the '70s.
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It... doesn't matter.
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Doesn't matter.
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Oh, my God, did you
plan to have that playing
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to, like, mark the moment?
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No, no.
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If I had planned this
I would have chosen a much,
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you know, cooler song.
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Oh, what, so someone uncool must
have put this on your phone.
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Well, yeah, that's...
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That's the only reasonable
explanation, yeah.
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What kind of monster
would do such a thing?
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There are bad people out there
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and they like
their things groovy.
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- So what you said before...
- Yeah.
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Well, I feel like
if I said it now,
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you'd think I was only saying it
because you said it first.
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No. Well, I don't want that.
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I don't want that,
'cause that would be bad.
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- Well, it would cheapen us.
- Yeah.
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- And cheap is the worst.
- Cheap is the worst.
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But I will say that I like you
a lot.
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Like, a LOT, a lot?
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Like... an average lot.
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OK, cancel photographer,
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venue, catering, stripper.
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You booked a stripper?
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Oh, yeah. Um...
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Born Big. Amazing dancer.
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Oh!
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He's...
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- Got good teeth.
- Mm.
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Audrey's not here.
Don't leave a message.
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Hi. It's me, Gemma, again.
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I think you're supposed
to be on a plane to London.
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I'm not sure if you're getting
any of my messages,
193
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but it's about your brother.
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Um...
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I can't do this
over the phone.
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Audrey, please,
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please call me back.
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I am... begging you.
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So are we supposed to
go to the airport
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and just hope that Nathan's
sister got on her flight?
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She's not on any social media.
202
00:15:24,283 --> 00:15:27,327
It's inexcusable. It's not 1993.
203
00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:29,705
No, Ruth, it's not 1993.
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- Well observed.
- Mm.
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Whew.
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00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,918
How's Frank, Ruth?
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00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,628
Yeah, we're really happy. Why?
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00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:40,049
Oh, no, I just saw his mum
at Tesco's.
209
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,675
Oh, yes, well, yeah.
210
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She's bitter about her boobs.
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She's suing the doctor.
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Sad, really.
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I thought her breasts
looked nice.
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Are you drinking?!
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Mam, leave him alone.
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What?
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- No!
- Oh!
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At a time like this.
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Sorry, Gemma.
220
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He means well.
221
00:16:04,073 --> 00:16:05,407
But you know men.
222
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It's a wonder they manage
to piss
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without us pointing
their dicks at the toilet.
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So, I have a question.
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Why am I not wearing any socks?
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'Cause my ankles are freezing.
227
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Because the last time you
put on socks, Nathan, you died,
228
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so maybe now is not the time
to bitch at me
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about how the dead you
would appear in my imagination.
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That's actually pretty petty.
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She won't show.
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You know she won't.
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God damn!
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Old people are hot!
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I'm Gemma.
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Oh, the bride! Hey!
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Here.
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Oh, this old thing?
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Don't worry. It's not mine.
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00:17:40,502 --> 00:17:42,254
So, what do you mean,
that isn't yours?
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So, this super-sweet gay couple,
we bonded over 'Mean Girls'.
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I still can't believe
'fetch' isn't a thing.
243
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Anyway, they wanted a baby,
244
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so Richard used his sperm
and Haru got his sister's ovum
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and I'm the oven!
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Ding!
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- Wow, that's really nice of you.
- I know, right?
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I'm making a family for these
people I hardly even know.
249
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Even if they weren't paying me
a lot of money,
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I'd still do it.
251
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I mean, I wouldn't, but still,
it's a really good thing to do.
252
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How much money?
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Oh, my God, Ruth,
you're not allowed to ask that.
254
00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:17,456
Where's Nathan?
255
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,084
M-maybe we should sit down.
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00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:24,046
- There's a cafe right here.
- I could have a coffee.
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00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:25,047
Gemma, a coffee?
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I tried to call you, like,
a bunch of times.
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00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,218
Left loads of messages
on your phone.
260
00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:32,221
So... where is he?
261
00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:34,806
You should have picked up
your phone.
262
00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:38,936
He's dead.
263
00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:50,489
Nathan didn't tell me
how funny you were.
264
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,574
Or... weird.
265
00:18:52,616 --> 00:18:56,453
But, uh, I... I could, uh...
266
00:18:59,665 --> 00:19:00,749
Like, uh...
267
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,042
Like...
268
00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:06,546
- That's a really nice handbag.
- Yeah, um...
269
00:19:06,588 --> 00:19:09,216
Yeah, it's... it's Prada.
270
00:19:20,644 --> 00:19:22,104
Eugh.
271
00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:26,483
Eugh. It's fine.
272
00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:28,443
It's fine. It's...
273
00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:30,988
You know, it's Pra...
It's Prada, but, you know...
274
00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:32,114
Eugh.
275
00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:33,490
It's totally fine.
276
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:40,289
Om.
277
00:19:45,377 --> 00:19:46,586
Oh!
278
00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:53,093
Audrey, love,
I know it's not my place,
279
00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:56,471
but we really should contact
your mother.
280
00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:58,473
Mam, it's complicated.
281
00:19:58,515 --> 00:20:00,225
Well, someone knows
where she is.
282
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,729
I thought I wanted to see her
after my dad died, but...
283
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:06,648
Can I be honest with you,
Lorraine?
284
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:07,691
Yeah.
285
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:08,942
I've had a lot of therapy
286
00:20:08,984 --> 00:20:11,069
to work through this whole Mom
abandoning us thing,
287
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,739
and I'm in such a good place
right now
288
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,742
that if I did see her,
it probably would be fine,
289
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,785
but it also probably wouldn't,
290
00:20:18,827 --> 00:20:21,288
and id end up screaming,
"Thundercunt!"
291
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:23,457
while I beat her
with a coathanger.
292
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,461
I'm kidding, by the way.
293
00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:30,714
I would not use a coathanger.
294
00:20:30,756 --> 00:20:32,215
We'll be fine.
295
00:20:32,257 --> 00:20:33,759
I've never used
this expression before
296
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,802
and I do not use I lightly,
but she's trouble.
297
00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:37,637
Go.
298
00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:42,142
I mean, I know she's Nathan's
sister, of course, but...
299
00:20:42,184 --> 00:20:44,353
- She's a nut.
- Oh, my God. Goodnight.
300
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:57,949
Did you do this?
301
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,451
Nathan said you were an artist,
302
00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:01,870
but I wasn't expecting you
to be good.
303
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,122
Yeah. I mean, I'm not an artist.
304
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:05,582
I just...
305
00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:08,919
I just edit the contrast
of elderly people
306
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,587
on a pensioners' magazine.
307
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:12,964
And I do graphs.
308
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,800
I mean, they're good graphs,
but still.
309
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,971
So, they baby's dads, are they
gonna let you see the kid?
310
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,766
Yeah, they want the whole
keeping me involved deal
311
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:24,226
so I don't end up feeling used.
312
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:26,311
Regular photos, visits,
blah, blah, blah.
313
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:29,564
But I'm such a continuous
momentum type of person
314
00:21:29,606 --> 00:21:32,567
that when I come to the end of
something, I'm, like, done.
315
00:21:32,609 --> 00:21:34,820
Like, done.
316
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,406
Right.
317
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,450
I don't have to stay here,
you know.
318
00:21:40,492 --> 00:21:42,577
Oh, no, we were always
expecting you to stay, Audrey.
319
00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:46,998
Yeah, but I don't have to... now,
you know?
320
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,335
I mean, where would you go?
321
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,920
I'm very resourceful.
322
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,213
- Alright.
- I am.
323
00:21:53,255 --> 00:21:56,133
No, I didn't say you
weren't, but I'm...
324
00:21:56,134 --> 00:21:58,175
..hardly gonna throw a pregnant
woman out on the street.
325
00:21:58,176 --> 00:21:59,511
It's not Bethlehem.
326
00:21:59,553 --> 00:22:00,637
Uh.
327
00:22:00,679 --> 00:22:03,181
You really hurt him when
you didn't come for Christmas,
328
00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:04,808
you know?
329
00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:07,519
He paid for the flights.
All you had to do was turn up.
330
00:22:09,354 --> 00:22:12,774
But I've only ever seen him
cry twice, and he cried.
331
00:22:14,484 --> 00:22:16,611
When was the other time
he cried?
332
00:22:19,448 --> 00:22:21,741
When Marlin finally finds Nemo.
333
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,857
Shall we follow Nathan
inside?
334
00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:08,872
People have spoken
so warmly about Nathan.
335
00:23:08,914 --> 00:23:10,916
He was obviously
a very special man.
336
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,375
Yeah.
337
00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:13,376
Mind you,
338
00:23:13,418 --> 00:23:16,588
people do tend to speak
very highly of the deceased.
339
00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:18,215
Hello.
340
00:23:33,188 --> 00:23:34,481
We are here today...
341
00:23:35,857 --> 00:23:37,317
..to celebrate the life
342
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,820
of Nathan Petraszewski.
343
00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:42,364
Is that Polish?
344
00:23:42,405 --> 00:23:43,949
Yes.
345
00:23:45,617 --> 00:23:48,203
Yeah, that makes sense.
346
00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:51,289
The Poles
are a big-hearted people.
347
00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:56,294
You say 'Polish',
I think 'big hearts'.
348
00:23:56,336 --> 00:23:59,130
Great sausages.
349
00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:00,715
Auschwitz.
350
00:24:03,552 --> 00:24:06,263
Nathan inspired love
and affection
351
00:24:06,304 --> 00:24:08,473
in everyone he knew.
352
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,350
That makes today difficult.
353
00:24:10,392 --> 00:24:12,185
Why?
354
00:24:12,227 --> 00:24:13,853
Because he's dead.
355
00:24:13,895 --> 00:24:16,356
And we're not ready
to say goodbye.
356
00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:18,733
Doesn't matter
whether you're one
357
00:24:18,775 --> 00:24:20,610
or 101,
358
00:24:20,652 --> 00:24:22,237
we're never ready
to say goodbye.
359
00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:24,155
One is obviously the worst.
360
00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:28,785
101, well, great innings,
you know, not unexpected.
361
00:24:28,827 --> 00:24:29,995
See, this is what happens
362
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:32,038
when you don't go with
a priest in a church.
363
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,374
You get Kathy's boyfriend
to get Ian.
364
00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:37,127
His online reviews are glowing,
Lorraine. Glowing!
365
00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:38,420
Sh! Just shut up.
366
00:24:38,461 --> 00:24:42,215
I myself know a thing or two
about wrong priorities,
367
00:24:42,257 --> 00:24:46,011
wasting minutes on Earth.
368
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,096
Some years ago,
I had a menswear shop
369
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:50,181
off the Essex Road.
370
00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:51,850
Suitability.
371
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,810
Yeah? Thank you.
372
00:24:54,936 --> 00:24:57,522
Unfortunately,
you need more than a clever name
373
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,357
to take on the big boys
of fashion retail,
374
00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:00,859
I'll tell you that much
for nothing.
375
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,987
Right now I'm facing
yet another bankruptcy,
376
00:25:04,029 --> 00:25:06,031
my wife has left me for good
this time,
377
00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,116
and as much as I need her
screaming in my earhole
378
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:10,619
like a knee in the balls, I
don't want to die alone either!
379
00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,954
- I can't.
- Pretend it's not happening.
380
00:25:12,996 --> 00:25:15,165
And you know what all this
has taught me?
381
00:25:15,206 --> 00:25:16,791
It's taught me to stop!
382
00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:19,002
Breathe.
383
00:25:20,128 --> 00:25:21,671
And remember.
384
00:25:22,881 --> 00:25:24,674
Four little letters.
385
00:25:24,675 --> 00:25:25,758
Oh, please don't say 'love'.
386
00:25:25,759 --> 00:25:27,176
If he says 'love'
I'm gonna kill him.
387
00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:30,430
Four little letters
that bring us together
388
00:25:30,472 --> 00:25:33,391
and make the world
a more beautiful place.
389
00:25:33,433 --> 00:25:35,268
MDMA. Ha! I'm joking.
390
00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:37,070
It's 'love'. L-O-V-E.
What are you doing? Oi!
391
00:25:37,071 --> 00:25:39,396
- It's not open mic night, love.
- This isn't how my brother...
392
00:25:39,397 --> 00:25:40,982
None of this is how
it should be.
393
00:25:41,024 --> 00:25:42,067
Can I...
394
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,360
Why are you
still standing here?
395
00:25:43,401 --> 00:25:44,903
- OK.
- Get out!
396
00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,321
Oh, well, pop in there.
397
00:25:46,363 --> 00:25:47,572
Would you feck off, Ian?
398
00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:49,783
Further away. Further!
399
00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:51,951
Oh, OK.
400
00:25:54,913 --> 00:25:56,748
My brother deserves, like...
401
00:25:57,999 --> 00:26:00,001
..a really amazing celebration.
402
00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:02,170
None of this feels like
it's about Nathan,
403
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:04,381
and it doesn't say we love him.
404
00:26:04,422 --> 00:26:06,633
And we do, right?
405
00:26:06,675 --> 00:26:08,885
I love him more than anything
in the world.
406
00:26:25,777 --> 00:26:29,614
So he said
it's a paradoxical embolism,
407
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:32,117
and she was laughing.
408
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:35,495
Gemma's response, denial,
is totally normal
409
00:26:35,537 --> 00:26:37,497
at this stage of the process.
410
00:26:37,539 --> 00:26:39,457
I was on a flight to Washington,
411
00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:42,168
and we lost 36B.
412
00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:44,254
Heart attack. Dead.
413
00:26:44,295 --> 00:26:46,881
Every flight attendant's
worst nightmare.
414
00:26:46,923 --> 00:26:49,676
God. Well, that's awful, Ruth.
415
00:26:49,718 --> 00:26:51,886
Yeah, but it felt so normal,
416
00:26:51,928 --> 00:26:53,596
reflex, even,
417
00:26:53,638 --> 00:26:56,850
to just keep offering him meals
and light refreshments.
418
00:26:56,891 --> 00:26:59,728
It was only when I looked up
from the food service trolley
419
00:26:59,769 --> 00:27:01,396
and saw the blanket
belted over his head
420
00:27:01,438 --> 00:27:03,773
that I remembered, "Oh, yeah,
421
00:27:03,815 --> 00:27:05,942
"he doesn't want the chicken
or the fish."
422
00:27:10,488 --> 00:27:11,740
Right.
423
00:27:13,908 --> 00:27:16,327
And in third place on 41,
424
00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:18,246
He's Not a Paedo.
425
00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:21,624
In second place, The Betty White
Preservation Society, on 45.
426
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:23,209
- Hey!
- Whoo!
427
00:27:23,251 --> 00:27:26,087
And in first place,
last week's champs,
428
00:27:26,129 --> 00:27:28,006
Gwyneth's Head is in the Box
429
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,550
with an impressive 47.
430
00:27:30,592 --> 00:27:32,010
Whoo-whoo! Winners!
431
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,221
And now for something
a little unorthodox -
432
00:27:35,263 --> 00:27:36,973
a bonus question.
433
00:27:37,015 --> 00:27:38,725
Ooh!
434
00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:41,060
The most important
question of the evening,
435
00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:44,105
nay, for some of you,
the most important question
436
00:27:44,147 --> 00:27:46,274
of your lives.
437
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:49,903
Ooh!
438
00:27:49,944 --> 00:27:52,572
What film am I?
439
00:27:52,614 --> 00:27:54,783
I'm a romantic comedy.
440
00:27:54,824 --> 00:27:56,785
Eugh. Vom. Right,
I'm gonna get the beers in.
441
00:27:56,826 --> 00:27:58,036
- No, sit down.
- Ow!
442
00:27:58,077 --> 00:27:59,496
Oh, my God, you just hit me!
443
00:27:59,537 --> 00:28:02,457
He's American,
extremely good-looking,
444
00:28:02,499 --> 00:28:05,668
with an arse as pert as the
first stone fruit of the season.
445
00:28:05,710 --> 00:28:06,753
Bit of an exaggeration.
446
00:28:07,796 --> 00:28:09,839
She is a goddess,
447
00:28:09,881 --> 00:28:12,467
beautiful, complicated
448
00:28:12,509 --> 00:28:14,636
and completely unique.
449
00:28:14,677 --> 00:28:16,304
Oh, my God,
sound fucking woeful.
450
00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:18,014
Who wrote this show?
451
00:28:18,056 --> 00:28:19,557
Ow! Ow. Why are you kicking me?
452
00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:24,229
They meet on a foggy night
in Old London Town.
453
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,022
She entrances him
454
00:28:26,064 --> 00:28:28,858
by swigging gin
from her handbag
455
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,903
and sharing her loud opinions
on cat poo.
456
00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:35,657
He entrances her
by leaving his own party
457
00:28:35,698 --> 00:28:38,576
and following her to the deepest
depths of Hackney.
458
00:28:38,577 --> 00:28:40,911
OK, guys, I'm not getting this.
Should we put 'Notting Hill'?
459
00:28:40,912 --> 00:28:43,288
In a dead-end lane, they attend
a festival of the oppressed...
460
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:44,249
Oh, my God.
461
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,875
..at an anarchist
warehouse squat.
462
00:28:45,917 --> 00:28:48,670
- Oh!
- No! Oh, my God, no!
463
00:28:48,711 --> 00:28:50,839
..where, instead of planning
to smash the state...
464
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,520
I'm gonna die,
I'm actually gonna die. No.
465
00:28:52,549 --> 00:28:56,261
She convinces him that 'Who's
the Boss?' is a searing satire
466
00:28:56,302 --> 00:29:00,431
of class and gender,
and nobody vacuums like...
467
00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:02,600
Tony Danza, I...
Oh, God. Stop it.
468
00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:03,601
Before she met him,
469
00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:06,271
she said she never wanted
to get married, but...
470
00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:07,939
I'm actually gonna die.
471
00:29:09,649 --> 00:29:12,151
- God! Oh, please, God.
- Sh, sh, sh!
472
00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:13,194
Thanks.
473
00:29:14,445 --> 00:29:15,655
Check... Oh.
474
00:29:15,697 --> 00:29:18,199
- Uh, my microphone voice.
- I'll murder you.
475
00:29:18,241 --> 00:29:19,242
Um...
476
00:29:20,535 --> 00:29:22,245
Uh...
477
00:29:22,287 --> 00:29:26,291
I've always been
a pretty self-sufficient...
478
00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,293
I've always been a pretty
self-sufficient guy.
479
00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:33,548
Um, all my life, you know, I've
always taken care of myself.
480
00:29:33,590 --> 00:29:36,551
That's just the way it was,
and that...
481
00:29:36,593 --> 00:29:38,887
That's just who I am, you know?
482
00:29:38,928 --> 00:29:41,639
And I got by.
It was fine, you know?
483
00:29:41,681 --> 00:29:44,559
Um, you still gotta wake up
every morning.
484
00:29:44,601 --> 00:29:45,643
Right?
485
00:29:47,145 --> 00:29:48,980
And... and then I meet you
486
00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:52,525
and my whole world changed.
487
00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:55,778
It was like, uh...
488
00:29:56,905 --> 00:30:01,451
It was like I've been sitting
alone in the dark,
489
00:30:01,492 --> 00:30:06,331
and I didn't even realise it
until you turned on the lights.
490
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,208
So, um...
491
00:30:11,294 --> 00:30:12,462
Whew.
492
00:30:14,505 --> 00:30:16,591
Mm.
493
00:30:16,633 --> 00:30:19,344
Will you marry me?
494
00:30:25,683 --> 00:30:27,894
And there are a lot
of people watching,
495
00:30:27,936 --> 00:30:29,562
so if the answer
is no right now,
496
00:30:29,604 --> 00:30:32,273
just say yes
and you can say no later, OK?
497
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:44,077
I just...
498
00:30:47,330 --> 00:30:51,084
Ah, yeah, why not?
499
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,502
Whoo!
500
00:30:52,543 --> 00:30:55,254
I was dying to tell you!
501
00:30:55,296 --> 00:30:57,423
Whoo!
502
00:30:58,466 --> 00:30:59,842
Hooray!
503
00:30:59,884 --> 00:31:01,302
Oh. Oh!
504
00:31:01,344 --> 00:31:02,637
Stop it.
505
00:31:13,022 --> 00:31:14,524
What about presents?
506
00:31:14,565 --> 00:31:16,776
I mean, people
might have bought presents.
507
00:31:16,818 --> 00:31:19,445
Good idea.
Cancel the orders straight away.
508
00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:22,532
Stop!
509
00:31:22,573 --> 00:31:24,742
Can everyone just shush?
510
00:31:24,784 --> 00:31:27,453
Er, so, this might sound mad,
511
00:31:27,495 --> 00:31:30,957
but, erm, Nathan really wanted
to marry me.
512
00:31:30,999 --> 00:31:34,293
Like, really wanted to marry me.
513
00:31:34,335 --> 00:31:35,878
So...
514
00:31:37,005 --> 00:31:38,798
..why not get married?
515
00:31:44,512 --> 00:31:45,847
Er...
516
00:31:48,016 --> 00:31:49,100
..Gemma, love...
517
00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:50,393
Er...
518
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:52,895
Nathan is dead.
519
00:31:52,937 --> 00:31:55,565
Yeah, Mam, I know that.
Thanks for the heads-up.
520
00:31:55,606 --> 00:31:58,526
We just attended
the world's worst funeral,
521
00:31:58,568 --> 00:31:59,527
and that's my point.
522
00:31:59,528 --> 00:32:00,986
We were supposed to be
getting married,
523
00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,613
that's what we were
supposed to be doing,
524
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:03,698
not whatever today was.
525
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:07,660
And our story cannot end on Ian,
526
00:32:07,702 --> 00:32:09,829
a man who probably
does weird stuff to lizards.
527
00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:12,498
Well, the bit where they played
'Ave Maria' was quite nice.
528
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,542
Yeah, but, Mammy, it had nothing
to do with Nathan.
529
00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:16,669
Aren't we supposed to be doing
what Nathan wanted?
530
00:32:16,711 --> 00:32:18,755
And what he wanted,
531
00:32:18,796 --> 00:32:21,299
God, what he wanted
was to get married.
532
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,676
Tracey Emin married a rock.
533
00:32:25,386 --> 00:32:26,637
I'm just saying,
534
00:32:26,679 --> 00:32:28,556
people do weird shit for love.
535
00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:30,224
Well, thanks for that, Audrey.
536
00:32:30,266 --> 00:32:32,143
Yeah.
537
00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,145
I really want to keep
my promise to him.
538
00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:38,149
And if Tracey Emin
can marry a rock...
539
00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:40,485
..then I want to marry Nathan.
540
00:32:42,779 --> 00:32:43,863
Right.
541
00:32:50,953 --> 00:32:52,538
Smell my breath.
542
00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:53,998
- What? No!
- Smell it.
543
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,083
Smell your breath!
544
00:32:55,124 --> 00:32:56,542
You get
that chicken soup smell?
545
00:32:56,584 --> 00:32:58,586
It's so weird.
I don't eat chicken.
546
00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,129
OK, let me search this.
547
00:33:00,171 --> 00:33:01,172
Oh!
548
00:33:01,214 --> 00:33:02,215
No, no, it's OK.
549
00:33:02,256 --> 00:33:04,759
"Can I marry my cousin?" No.
550
00:33:04,801 --> 00:33:05,802
"My dog?" no.
551
00:33:05,843 --> 00:33:07,243
- Oh.
- Oh, there. "My dead fiance."
552
00:33:07,261 --> 00:33:08,888
Yes, "The Lord Chief Justice
553
00:33:08,930 --> 00:33:11,349
"may authorise a solemnisation
of marriage
554
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,601
"if one of the spouses died
555
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:16,187
"after the completion
of official formalities
556
00:33:16,229 --> 00:33:18,314
"marking an unequivocal
consent."
557
00:33:18,315 --> 00:33:19,689
"Official formalities",
what is that?
558
00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:20,816
So that's like giving notice.
559
00:33:20,817 --> 00:33:22,985
So, in England, you have to go
to the registry office
560
00:33:22,986 --> 00:33:24,653
before you get married
and answer questions like,
561
00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:26,114
"Oh, are you already married?"
562
00:33:26,155 --> 00:33:27,865
or "Do you have
the same parents?"
563
00:33:27,907 --> 00:33:29,492
Is there a lot of incest
in England?
564
00:33:29,534 --> 00:33:30,493
I'd say above average.
565
00:33:30,535 --> 00:33:33,955
But the point is Nathan and I
gave notice months ago.
566
00:33:33,996 --> 00:33:34,997
It's unequivocal consent.
567
00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:36,707
It's proof that Nathan
wanted to marry me.
568
00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:38,084
Wow!
569
00:33:38,126 --> 00:33:40,586
So you can, technically,
marry a dead guy.
570
00:33:40,628 --> 00:33:43,172
That is fucked up!
571
00:33:44,173 --> 00:33:45,550
I'm not judging.
572
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,678
I once dated a woman who thought
we evolved from fish.
573
00:33:49,887 --> 00:33:51,472
We did, though.
574
00:33:53,182 --> 00:33:57,186
Oh, look, I can marry Nathan if
the Lord Chief Justice approves.
575
00:33:57,228 --> 00:33:58,688
How do we get approval?
576
00:34:00,731 --> 00:34:02,108
Let's ask her.
577
00:34:36,267 --> 00:34:38,394
Yes! There it is.
578
00:34:38,436 --> 00:34:41,772
The Lord Chief Justice,
at a conference.
579
00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:43,941
- Let's do it!
- No, Audrey, no.
580
00:34:43,983 --> 00:34:47,361
Gemma, do you love Nathan?
581
00:34:47,403 --> 00:34:49,155
Do you want to marry him?
582
00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:52,992
Yeah, OK.
583
00:34:53,034 --> 00:34:55,369
Well, it's time to woman
the fuck up.
584
00:34:55,411 --> 00:34:58,998
Grab hold of your labia.
Let's do this, yeah!
585
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,791
Oh, my God!
586
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:03,044
- Oh, she hit the bone.
- Sorry.
587
00:35:06,464 --> 00:35:09,592
Wow, that is a fabulous dress.
588
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,136
Oh, found our names.
589
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:13,971
Here's me and here's you.
590
00:35:14,013 --> 00:35:15,723
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
591
00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:16,766
Valerie Goldsmith.
592
00:35:16,807 --> 00:35:18,809
Oh, of course.
593
00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:20,311
Sorry, didn't recognise you.
594
00:35:20,353 --> 00:35:22,647
The American accent threw me.
595
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:23,898
Hm?
596
00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:25,399
I thought you were British.
597
00:35:25,441 --> 00:35:28,110
Mm. Yeah.
598
00:35:28,152 --> 00:35:29,612
I was born in Australia.
599
00:35:29,654 --> 00:35:31,405
But my father's German.
600
00:35:31,447 --> 00:35:33,532
In zee army. Ein Oberstleutnant.
601
00:35:33,574 --> 00:35:35,910
So I grew up,
you know, everywhere.
602
00:35:35,952 --> 00:35:38,204
I went to medical school
at Paree...
603
00:35:38,246 --> 00:35:40,206
..then my residency in Texas,
604
00:35:40,248 --> 00:35:42,625
so I don't know what accent's
gonna fly out of my mouth.
605
00:35:44,126 --> 00:35:45,503
Oh.
606
00:35:47,088 --> 00:35:49,465
Oh, sorry, yes, I'm...
607
00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:52,343
I'm Kevin Wu.
608
00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:54,095
Thanks so much.
609
00:35:59,517 --> 00:36:00,476
Now that we're here
610
00:36:00,518 --> 00:36:02,436
I feel like we really
should have a plan.
611
00:36:02,478 --> 00:36:04,146
A plan!
612
00:36:06,357 --> 00:36:07,900
Kevin.
613
00:36:07,942 --> 00:36:10,111
You get to be Valerie
and I have to be Kevin.
614
00:36:10,152 --> 00:36:11,487
It's a gender-neutral name.
615
00:36:11,529 --> 00:36:13,239
No genders
want to be called Kevin.
616
00:36:13,281 --> 00:36:15,658
Can we just take one of these?
Thank you.
617
00:36:19,453 --> 00:36:20,746
Kevin Wu.
618
00:36:23,874 --> 00:36:25,668
Yes, that is me.
619
00:36:25,710 --> 00:36:27,628
I... I didn't think you'd be...
620
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:30,172
Oh, well...
621
00:36:30,214 --> 00:36:32,717
David, erm...
622
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:34,552
It's actually
a gender-neutral name.
623
00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:35,803
Yeah. Get with the times.
624
00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:38,097
Yeah. Wise up, man.
625
00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,889
Alright, well,
I was just reading your report
626
00:36:39,890 --> 00:36:41,309
into mandatory sentencing.
627
00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:43,352
It's... a bit draconian,
don't you think?
628
00:36:43,394 --> 00:36:46,605
No evidence it works as
an effective deterrent anywhere.
629
00:36:48,566 --> 00:36:51,068
Er, she was drunk
when she wrote it.
630
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:52,820
She has a drinking problem.
631
00:36:56,699 --> 00:36:59,327
That was actually tea.
632
00:36:59,368 --> 00:37:00,828
Lie to me. I don't care.
633
00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:03,581
But when you lie to yourself,
you break my heart.
634
00:37:07,168 --> 00:37:08,127
Shall we?
635
00:37:08,169 --> 00:37:10,546
The conference
is commencing now.
636
00:37:10,588 --> 00:37:12,256
It was lovely meeting you,
David.
637
00:37:16,594 --> 00:37:18,929
- Fuck!
- Uh-uh.
638
00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:21,307
Oh, God.
639
00:37:26,479 --> 00:37:27,938
All rise.
640
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:30,483
Good afternoon.
641
00:37:30,524 --> 00:37:31,942
Thank you.
642
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:37,907
So, shall we get started?
643
00:37:46,248 --> 00:37:48,876
We agree that
the status quo isn't working,
644
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:51,212
but we're yet to be convinced
645
00:37:51,253 --> 00:37:54,340
that there's any merit
in zones of tolerance.
646
00:37:54,382 --> 00:37:58,844
And if you allow women who work
in the prostitution profession
647
00:37:58,886 --> 00:38:01,389
to continue their trade
and, indeed...
648
00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:02,765
..offer them concessions
649
00:38:02,807 --> 00:38:04,517
and securities,
650
00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:08,396
it will send
entirely the wrong message...
651
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,527
..chiefly because it legitimises
652
00:38:14,568 --> 00:38:16,612
what is a criminal act.
653
00:38:16,654 --> 00:38:20,533
You don't incentivise someone
to make something of her life
654
00:38:20,574 --> 00:38:23,035
if you simply offer them
the easy way out.
655
00:38:26,455 --> 00:38:28,958
I'm sorry, Valerie,
656
00:38:28,999 --> 00:38:31,085
was there something
you wanted to contribute
657
00:38:31,127 --> 00:38:32,378
between naps?
658
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:36,715
Actually, Neil,
I do have something to say.
659
00:38:36,757 --> 00:38:39,844
No, no, no, no.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
660
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,846
Easy way out?
661
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:45,975
You ever fought an ex-Marine
over a can of corn?
662
00:38:46,016 --> 00:38:49,687
You ever have to sleep
in a dumpster
663
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:53,858
'cause you were afraid
of being raped or worse?
664
00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:55,776
'Cause I have.
665
00:38:55,818 --> 00:38:59,572
So, yeah, I may have done some
pretty ugly things in my life,
666
00:38:59,613 --> 00:39:02,366
but I didn't just survive.
667
00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:04,827
I sur-thrived!
668
00:39:04,869 --> 00:39:06,996
What is it that you find
so threatening, Neil?
669
00:39:07,037 --> 00:39:08,789
That women should be paid
for something
670
00:39:08,831 --> 00:39:10,833
you think
you're entitled to for free?
671
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:11,959
- Yes!
- That's it!
672
00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:13,002
I agree.
673
00:39:14,336 --> 00:39:18,174
That kind of personal attack
is completely unjustified.
674
00:39:18,215 --> 00:39:19,425
You know what, Neil?
675
00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,181
Fuck the police!
676
00:39:25,222 --> 00:39:26,557
Oh.
677
00:39:29,727 --> 00:39:31,854
No.
678
00:39:31,896 --> 00:39:34,315
Two, four, six, eight!
679
00:39:34,356 --> 00:39:36,275
Stop the violence!
Stop the hate!
680
00:39:36,317 --> 00:39:38,277
Two, four, six, eight!
681
00:39:38,319 --> 00:39:40,362
Smash the police state!
682
00:39:41,405 --> 00:39:43,407
No, no, no, no, no, no.
683
00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:46,243
When I say, "Whose streets?"
you say, "Our streets."
684
00:39:46,285 --> 00:39:48,037
Whose streets?
685
00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:54,126
- Let's try again. OK.
- No.
686
00:39:54,168 --> 00:39:56,462
When I say, "Whose streets?"
you say, "Our streets."
687
00:39:56,504 --> 00:39:57,505
Whose streets?
688
00:39:57,546 --> 00:39:58,756
No.
689
00:40:01,926 --> 00:40:03,469
Our streets.
690
00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:06,889
Sorry I'm late. I'm Valerie.
691
00:40:06,931 --> 00:40:11,185
- Oh, fuck.
- I think is my seat.
692
00:40:12,561 --> 00:40:14,104
Oh. Um...
693
00:40:14,146 --> 00:40:17,566
Your Lord Chief of Justice,
694
00:40:17,608 --> 00:40:19,902
um, I was wondering if
I could talk to you about
695
00:40:19,944 --> 00:40:21,487
a posthumous marriage.
696
00:40:21,529 --> 00:40:24,949
Um... I suppose now is not
a very good time, though, is it?
697
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,034
Who are you?
698
00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:29,787
- Oh! Um, I'm...
- She's Kevin Wu.
699
00:40:36,335 --> 00:40:38,128
Jesus, your hands are freezing!
700
00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:41,048
It's like being molested
by a penguin! Eugh!
701
00:40:43,968 --> 00:40:47,137
In retrospect, you probably
should have had a plan.
702
00:40:48,556 --> 00:40:51,850
Now, see, the
mushroom layer is the best part.
703
00:40:51,892 --> 00:40:54,228
You sure you don't want
just a little bite?
704
00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:55,396
No.
705
00:40:55,437 --> 00:40:57,147
- No?
- No.
706
00:40:57,189 --> 00:40:58,899
- OK.
- Erm, you know what?
707
00:40:58,941 --> 00:41:00,818
Er, like, not that I should, er,
708
00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:04,071
trust your judgement in light of
your recent actions, but...
709
00:41:05,739 --> 00:41:08,450
..do you think that this
whole wedding thing is bonkers?
710
00:41:08,492 --> 00:41:10,411
'Bonkers' is such a cute word.
711
00:41:10,452 --> 00:41:12,162
Almost as cute as 'tea cosy'.
712
00:41:13,372 --> 00:41:14,957
Yeah.
713
00:41:14,999 --> 00:41:16,709
Yeah, no.
No. No, no, no.
714
00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:17,876
I mean, do you...
715
00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:19,795
Like, do you think
that this is, like, insane?
716
00:41:19,837 --> 00:41:22,548
- Like, is it crazy?
- Definitely.
717
00:41:23,988 --> 00:41:25,508
OK, you're not getting
what I'm saying.
718
00:41:25,509 --> 00:41:28,137
What I mean is, like,
am I wrong?
719
00:41:29,513 --> 00:41:31,265
No. Not at all.
720
00:41:32,683 --> 00:41:34,184
Yeah, see, now,
that... that should...
721
00:41:34,226 --> 00:41:36,020
That should set off
a load of alarm bells
722
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:38,541
because the only person who gets
me is practically certifiable.
723
00:41:51,201 --> 00:41:53,454
Yes.
724
00:41:53,495 --> 00:41:54,538
Oh, what?
725
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,415
So, I have to wear
a stupid white dress
726
00:41:56,457 --> 00:41:58,542
and you won't even wear
one flashing bow tie?
727
00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,502
No, no, no.
728
00:42:00,544 --> 00:42:03,797
It's not about your dress.
I don't care about your dress.
729
00:42:03,839 --> 00:42:05,716
It's just about how, you know,
730
00:42:05,758 --> 00:42:09,428
you seem so uncomfortable
with everything, you know?
731
00:42:09,470 --> 00:42:13,015
I mean, are you so embarrassed
with getting married
732
00:42:13,057 --> 00:42:15,267
that the only way
that we can have this wedding
733
00:42:15,309 --> 00:42:16,477
is if it's in air quotes?
734
00:42:16,478 --> 00:42:18,561
Because whenever you talk with
anyone about it, it's always,
735
00:42:18,562 --> 00:42:20,147
"Oh, no, no, no,
it's not a wedding.
736
00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:21,482
"It's a conscious coupling."
737
00:42:21,523 --> 00:42:24,318
"Oh, no, it's not a wedding.
It's a visa scam."
738
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,320
Oh, my God!
Have a sense of humour.
739
00:42:26,362 --> 00:42:28,238
You're so earnest and American.
740
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,032
I'm sorry. I just...
741
00:42:30,074 --> 00:42:31,450
I feel like you only said yes
742
00:42:31,451 --> 00:42:33,117
because there were
a bunch of people there.
743
00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:34,703
And that's on me. That's on me.
744
00:42:34,745 --> 00:42:37,706
I went with
the big dumb romantic gesture.
745
00:42:37,748 --> 00:42:41,043
I'll be honest, Nathan, I don't
know what more you want from me.
746
00:42:41,085 --> 00:42:43,671
I just want to feel like
this means as much to you
747
00:42:43,712 --> 00:42:44,838
as it means to me.
748
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,840
Well, that's impossible.
749
00:42:45,881 --> 00:42:48,425
Also, nobody knows how
they'll feel in 50 years' time.
750
00:42:48,467 --> 00:42:49,677
Wh...
751
00:42:49,718 --> 00:42:51,720
Are you saying
you don't believe in marriage?
752
00:42:53,013 --> 00:42:57,101
I mean, it's important to you,
so I'm marrying you.
753
00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:58,894
What I do promise is that
754
00:42:58,936 --> 00:43:01,105
I will be always honest with you
about how I feel.
755
00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,898
Always. So...
756
00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:07,152
Yeah, but you ended
every relationship you've had.
757
00:43:07,194 --> 00:43:08,195
Yeah.
758
00:43:08,237 --> 00:43:10,197
Yeah, I got out of them
before they went bad,
759
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,783
but the point is
I'm trying with you, Nathan.
760
00:43:12,825 --> 00:43:14,910
I am fucking trying.
761
00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:18,747
Actually, would you rather
we were like my parents?
762
00:43:18,789 --> 00:43:20,958
They don't even sleep in
the same room as each other.
763
00:43:20,959 --> 00:43:23,000
I actually don't think they even
like each other anymore.
764
00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:24,962
Life isn't like
'The Partridge Family'
765
00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:27,423
where everyone
just gets on a fuckin' bus
766
00:43:27,464 --> 00:43:29,299
and sings feel-good songs.
767
00:43:30,384 --> 00:43:32,094
Wow. So, you're 'trying'?
768
00:43:32,136 --> 00:43:33,137
- Yes.
- OK.
769
00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:34,179
Well, I'm sorry,
770
00:43:34,221 --> 00:43:36,557
but I don't think
someone should have to try
771
00:43:36,598 --> 00:43:38,100
when it's someone they love.
772
00:43:38,142 --> 00:43:40,394
It shouldn't be
some sort of Herculean effort.
773
00:43:40,395 --> 00:43:42,645
Oh, my God, I actually can't
believe we're doing this again.
774
00:43:42,646 --> 00:43:45,023
Just because I don't say it
all the time, it doesn't mean...
775
00:43:45,065 --> 00:43:47,401
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not about that, OK?
776
00:43:47,443 --> 00:43:49,236
This is about the fact that
I feel like
777
00:43:49,278 --> 00:43:50,779
I am the one
driving everything -
778
00:43:50,821 --> 00:43:52,364
like, everything!
779
00:43:52,406 --> 00:43:55,075
I am the one that made us
finally settle on a date.
780
00:43:55,117 --> 00:43:57,536
I got us the custom pinatas,
the lanterns.
781
00:43:57,578 --> 00:43:59,163
I even designed the bouquet!
782
00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:00,956
I may care about this too much,
783
00:44:00,998 --> 00:44:03,167
but you don't seem
to care about it, like, at all.
784
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:05,878
That is not fair, Nathan.
That is not fair.
785
00:44:05,919 --> 00:44:09,715
Yeah? I know you haven't started
writing your vows.
786
00:44:09,757 --> 00:44:10,758
You know what?
787
00:44:10,799 --> 00:44:13,761
I actually think that you are so
scarred from your mother leaving
788
00:44:13,802 --> 00:44:15,596
that you're trying to
lock me in.
789
00:44:15,637 --> 00:44:17,473
But the truth is, Nathan,
in real life,
790
00:44:17,514 --> 00:44:20,142
families will break
your fuckin' heart.
791
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:29,943
Hey!
792
00:44:29,985 --> 00:44:31,278
Have you seen these?
793
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,280
I feel like fuckin' my uncle
794
00:44:33,322 --> 00:44:35,282
and riding a mechanical bull,
god damn it.
795
00:44:35,324 --> 00:44:36,992
Come on!
796
00:44:37,034 --> 00:44:41,246
And here. And again here.
797
00:44:42,289 --> 00:44:43,415
And here.
798
00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:46,335
And here.
799
00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:50,130
A letter requesting
a posthumous marriage,
800
00:44:50,172 --> 00:44:52,090
also known as necrogamy.
801
00:44:52,132 --> 00:44:53,634
'Necrogamy'.
802
00:44:53,675 --> 00:44:56,303
Saves having to fake a lifetime
of orgasms, I suppose.
803
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,017
It's from Miss Gemma Fitzgerald.
804
00:45:02,059 --> 00:45:04,478
She was here at the conference
pretending to be Kevin Wu.
805
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,105
Oh, yes, her.
806
00:45:07,147 --> 00:45:10,234
Have you heard that Kevin Wu
has an alcohol problem?
807
00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:13,487
I know. Should I send him
some flowers on your behalf?
808
00:45:13,529 --> 00:45:16,907
Why? He's an alcoholic,
not an expectant mother.
809
00:45:16,949 --> 00:45:18,325
No, draft a letter.
810
00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:21,036
"Dear Ms Fitzgerald,
yadda, yadda, yadda. No."
811
00:45:21,078 --> 00:45:23,705
I've looked into it
and, technically -
812
00:45:23,747 --> 00:45:26,166
I mean, technically -
813
00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:28,836
her request is not
without legal foundation.
814
00:45:28,877 --> 00:45:31,296
The 1807 Posthumous Marriage Act
815
00:45:31,338 --> 00:45:33,507
was created
during the Napoleonic Wars
816
00:45:33,549 --> 00:45:36,301
to enable betrothed couples
separated by war
817
00:45:36,343 --> 00:45:38,095
and ultimately death
818
00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:39,638
to marry.
819
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,600
The Act's never been overturned,
so, technically...
820
00:45:46,353 --> 00:45:50,440
You've got the sort of face that
absolutely begs to be punched.
821
00:45:59,491 --> 00:46:02,327
Fuck me with a pickle.
Dylan Campbell.
822
00:46:03,662 --> 00:46:06,832
God! I miss him.
823
00:46:06,874 --> 00:46:08,166
Whoa.
824
00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:11,753
You're... you're with child.
825
00:46:11,795 --> 00:46:13,755
- Don't I know it.
- Hah!
826
00:46:13,797 --> 00:46:15,215
Come on in.
827
00:46:20,053 --> 00:46:21,388
Come on.
828
00:46:22,514 --> 00:46:24,558
Everyone,
this is Dylan Campbell.
829
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,226
Dylan Campbell!
830
00:46:26,268 --> 00:46:28,103
What are you doing here?
831
00:46:28,145 --> 00:46:30,147
I am so sorry.
832
00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:33,025
Oh, wow. Yeah. OK.
833
00:46:35,527 --> 00:46:37,404
Yeah. Yeah, thank...
834
00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:40,240
Uh, this is Nathan's best friend
from home.
835
00:46:40,282 --> 00:46:42,326
- Dylan.
- Hey.
836
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:44,119
I just wanted to be with people
837
00:46:44,161 --> 00:46:45,704
who knew and loved him,
you know?
838
00:46:45,746 --> 00:46:49,458
And my flight was
non-refundable, so...
839
00:46:58,216 --> 00:47:01,011
Fuck me with two pickles!
840
00:47:01,053 --> 00:47:02,763
What?
841
00:47:02,804 --> 00:47:05,098
We have a meeting with
the Lord Chief Justice.
842
00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:06,850
No!
843
00:47:06,892 --> 00:47:08,810
What?! Audrey!
844
00:47:10,354 --> 00:47:12,272
- Oh!
- We did it!
845
00:47:12,314 --> 00:47:14,399
- Guys, how amazing is this?
- Mm!
846
00:47:24,159 --> 00:47:26,286
- It's just around here.
- Thank you.
847
00:47:26,328 --> 00:47:29,206
Some of these books
are hundreds of years old,
848
00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:30,707
which is
just a few years younger
849
00:47:30,749 --> 00:47:32,125
than the Lord Chief Justice.
850
00:47:33,293 --> 00:47:35,128
- Don't tell her I said that.
- No.
851
00:47:35,170 --> 00:47:36,254
Shh.
852
00:47:36,296 --> 00:47:38,382
Thank you so much
for agreeing to meet with us,
853
00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:41,593
especially after, um...
what happened last time.
854
00:47:41,635 --> 00:47:45,222
Yes, well, love makes us
do mad things, doesn't it?
855
00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:46,890
For what it's worth,
856
00:47:46,932 --> 00:47:48,809
I agreed with what you said
at the conference.
857
00:47:48,850 --> 00:47:52,229
Neil Ashford's idea of
helping vulnerable women
858
00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:53,522
is to incarcerate them,
859
00:47:53,563 --> 00:47:56,233
so well done you for
calling him out on his bullshit.
860
00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:58,110
So, actually,
you're grateful I was there.
861
00:47:58,151 --> 00:48:00,862
- No. You ruined the event.
- Oh.
862
00:48:00,904 --> 00:48:03,198
So, let's get down to
the business in hand.
863
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,450
- Necrogamy.
- A horrible word.
864
00:48:05,492 --> 00:48:06,743
No one has been granted
865
00:48:06,785 --> 00:48:09,246
a posthumous marriage licence
in this country since...
866
00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:10,831
1816.
867
00:48:10,872 --> 00:48:14,126
What I don't understand is,
why marry him?
868
00:48:14,167 --> 00:48:15,585
It'd be purely symbolic.
869
00:48:15,627 --> 00:48:19,715
Yes, but aren't most marriages
just symbolic things?
870
00:48:19,756 --> 00:48:22,676
I mean, rings, certificates -
871
00:48:22,718 --> 00:48:24,386
they're all just symbols,
aren't they?
872
00:48:24,428 --> 00:48:26,013
No, I'd have to disagree
with you there,
873
00:48:26,014 --> 00:48:27,722
speaking as someone
who's been married and divorced
874
00:48:27,723 --> 00:48:29,141
more than once.
875
00:48:29,182 --> 00:48:31,935
No, if rings and certificates
876
00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:33,353
were all we had to live with...
877
00:48:33,395 --> 00:48:34,479
No.
878
00:48:34,521 --> 00:48:36,231
Marriage doesn't exist
in the symbolic,
879
00:48:36,273 --> 00:48:39,109
but in the real lived now.
880
00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:44,406
Have you heard of Irene Jodart?
881
00:48:44,448 --> 00:48:45,615
Remind me.
882
00:48:45,657 --> 00:48:49,453
Well, she was this woman
in France
883
00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:53,040
who, in the '50s,
her fiance was killed
884
00:48:53,081 --> 00:48:54,583
when this dam broke
885
00:48:54,624 --> 00:48:57,127
and it killed a couple of
hundred other people.
886
00:48:57,169 --> 00:49:01,506
And when President de Gaulle
came to visit the village,
887
00:49:01,548 --> 00:49:05,635
she begged him
to let her marry her fiance
888
00:49:05,677 --> 00:49:07,637
and he agreed.
889
00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:10,307
And maybe it was because of
the pressures of the media
890
00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:14,227
or maybe it was because
he felt sorry for her
891
00:49:14,269 --> 00:49:18,065
or maybe it was because
he understood
892
00:49:18,106 --> 00:49:21,318
that sometimes
the symbolic is all you have.
893
00:49:21,359 --> 00:49:22,527
Oh.
894
00:49:24,654 --> 00:49:29,201
Mm. Well, you know the problem
with the French, don't you?
895
00:49:30,577 --> 00:49:32,954
They're just too...
896
00:49:32,996 --> 00:49:35,207
French?
897
00:49:35,248 --> 00:49:39,628
See, if I'm to even consider
your proposal,
898
00:49:39,669 --> 00:49:41,463
I need the family's approval.
899
00:49:41,505 --> 00:49:43,173
- Oh, well, I mean...
- I approve.
900
00:49:43,215 --> 00:49:45,926
And you need to demonstrate
without doubt
901
00:49:45,967 --> 00:49:48,470
that Mr Petraszewski
902
00:49:48,512 --> 00:49:50,097
would have married you
had he not died.
903
00:49:50,138 --> 00:49:51,139
Yes, we have the...
904
00:49:51,181 --> 00:49:52,557
And a letter of intention
to marry
905
00:49:52,599 --> 00:49:54,142
isn't going to get you anywhere.
906
00:49:54,184 --> 00:49:56,228
I could give Alan here
a letter of my intention
907
00:49:56,269 --> 00:49:57,771
to go Pilates this evening,
908
00:49:57,813 --> 00:50:00,982
but he knows as well as I do
that I'll be at home on the sofa
909
00:50:01,024 --> 00:50:02,317
finishing a bottle of Malbec.
910
00:50:02,359 --> 00:50:04,069
Just the one bottle?
911
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,155
I'll do the jokes,
thank you, Alan.
912
00:50:08,824 --> 00:50:12,452
No, I'm afraid what
you're asking is impossible.
913
00:50:12,494 --> 00:50:13,578
No.
914
00:50:16,331 --> 00:50:19,835
If they can fake the moon
landing, nothing is impossible.
915
00:50:19,876 --> 00:50:24,131
We will find you proof and this
woman will marry my brother.
916
00:50:24,172 --> 00:50:27,968
Do you even exist inside
your mind for five minutes?
917
00:50:28,009 --> 00:50:29,928
Thank you so much for your time.
918
00:50:29,970 --> 00:50:32,722
I'll see you out.
919
00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:48,905
OK. Er, I think I've got
everything that you need here.
920
00:50:48,947 --> 00:50:53,201
Um, so, I've got a copy
of the menu.
921
00:50:53,243 --> 00:50:54,244
Oh, yeah.
922
00:50:54,286 --> 00:50:56,163
And I've also got
a copy of the invoice
923
00:50:56,204 --> 00:50:58,540
which shows the date
you made the booking
924
00:50:58,582 --> 00:51:01,168
and how much of the deposit
you've already paid.
925
00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:03,461
So, enough proof that
you were planning a wedding,
926
00:51:03,503 --> 00:51:04,504
I should think.
927
00:51:04,505 --> 00:51:06,380
Yeah. That's... that's great.
Thank you very much, Tim.
928
00:51:06,381 --> 00:51:07,674
That's really helpful.
929
00:51:09,342 --> 00:51:13,930
I think this probably isn't
the best time,
930
00:51:13,972 --> 00:51:16,016
but then you think,
"When is the best time?"
931
00:51:16,057 --> 00:51:19,102
And then you sort of end up
never actually asking.
932
00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:20,270
What?
933
00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:24,149
I don't want to speak ill
of the dead...
934
00:51:24,191 --> 00:51:26,526
Oh, my God, Tim!
What are you talking about?
935
00:51:26,568 --> 00:51:29,112
I'm pretty sure...
936
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,073
..I caught Nathan cheating.
937
00:51:32,115 --> 00:51:34,492
- What?!
- My brother would never...
938
00:51:34,534 --> 00:51:39,873
I saw him go to the men's room
and he was...
939
00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:44,044
He was on his phone.
940
00:51:45,879 --> 00:51:47,172
And?
941
00:51:47,214 --> 00:51:49,633
He was on his phone, Gemma!
942
00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:53,637
Completely compromises
the integrity of the event
943
00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:58,099
if dishonest people think they
can just google the answers.
944
00:51:58,141 --> 00:52:02,103
Oh, the quiz. He's talking
about cheating on the quiz. OK.
945
00:52:02,145 --> 00:52:05,148
What the fuck
are you talking about?
946
00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:08,360
And more importantly,
why do you look like a marmot?
947
00:52:08,401 --> 00:52:10,111
- Audrey...
- Wa... Ho...
948
00:52:10,153 --> 00:52:13,073
The questions
don't write themselves, OK?
949
00:52:13,114 --> 00:52:16,159
The themed montage
and accompanying soundtrack
950
00:52:16,201 --> 00:52:18,453
does not cut itself together.
951
00:52:18,495 --> 00:52:22,040
So, when someone does not
respect the no-phones policy,
952
00:52:22,082 --> 00:52:24,334
it's like saying
what I do doesn't matter.
953
00:52:24,376 --> 00:52:26,670
It's like saying I don't matter.
954
00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:29,464
I just called you a rodent.
You don't matter!
955
00:52:29,506 --> 00:52:31,716
My brother is dead
and you're focused on trivia,
956
00:52:31,758 --> 00:52:33,802
which, by its very definition,
is trivial!
957
00:52:33,843 --> 00:52:37,138
I am sorry that
your brother is dead,
958
00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:41,476
but that does not give you an
excuse to be excessively rude.
959
00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:45,772
You ever had your ass kicked
by a pregnant woman?
960
00:52:45,814 --> 00:52:48,316
Can you calm down and stop
overturning furniture, please?
961
00:52:48,358 --> 00:52:50,777
You keep looking at me
like I'm crazy
962
00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:53,989
and this foetus and I
will fuck you up!
963
00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:56,116
OK, OK. Yep.
964
00:52:59,327 --> 00:53:01,663
I take it you no longer
965
00:53:01,705 --> 00:53:03,540
want to proceed
with the wedding booking.
966
00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,792
Oh, no, be lovely to have
it here. That'd be grand.
967
00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:06,876
Thanks, Tim.
968
00:53:25,312 --> 00:53:26,271
- Oh.
- Feel this.
969
00:53:26,313 --> 00:53:27,981
- Oh, no. What, really?
- No, no, really.
970
00:53:28,023 --> 00:53:29,941
- Oh. Aah!
- Feel that?
971
00:53:29,983 --> 00:53:31,359
- God, that's nuts.
- Wait, do you?
972
00:53:31,401 --> 00:53:33,653
Yeah, yeah,
that's really weird. Wow.
973
00:53:33,695 --> 00:53:34,904
- Sorry.
- No, that's...
974
00:53:34,946 --> 00:53:36,072
Yeah.
975
00:53:37,490 --> 00:53:38,616
God.
976
00:53:39,868 --> 00:53:43,955
I, uh, didn't tell Nathan
about the baby.
977
00:53:45,415 --> 00:53:47,876
I thought he'd, you know,
"What's wrong with you?
978
00:53:47,917 --> 00:53:50,795
"You just keep jumping from
one poorly thought-out decision
979
00:53:50,837 --> 00:53:52,422
"to another."
980
00:53:52,464 --> 00:53:55,717
You know, I-I-I think he would
have been proud of you.
981
00:53:55,759 --> 00:53:58,011
You're making a family
for someone.
982
00:53:58,053 --> 00:54:01,139
- Really? You think?
- Yeah.
983
00:54:01,181 --> 00:54:02,682
I mean, he'd be super critical
984
00:54:02,724 --> 00:54:04,142
about your decision-making,
sure.
985
00:54:04,184 --> 00:54:08,396
Obviously,
there is so much to criticise.
986
00:54:08,438 --> 00:54:10,065
Yeah, but I think
he'd support you.
987
00:54:10,106 --> 00:54:12,275
Do you know what?
In fact, I am sure of it.
988
00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:13,902
He would support you.
989
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,280
Um...
990
00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:21,618
You know how I, uh,
didn't make it for Christmas?
991
00:54:23,328 --> 00:54:24,788
I missed my flight because
992
00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:28,041
I didn't have the bus fare
to get to the airport.
993
00:54:28,083 --> 00:54:32,170
I had $6.37 in my account
and nowhere to sleep. Uh...
994
00:54:32,212 --> 00:54:34,005
I mean, where were your friends?
995
00:54:34,047 --> 00:54:37,258
I'm not really good at
the friends thing.
996
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:40,387
I want them, but after a while,
they don't really want me.
997
00:54:40,428 --> 00:54:44,516
So, Nathan dies thinking that
I don't give a shit about him.
998
00:54:44,557 --> 00:54:46,893
He's the only person in my life
that I care about
999
00:54:46,935 --> 00:54:49,437
and I let him think that
because I didn't have...
1000
00:54:49,479 --> 00:54:51,064
Come on. Come here.
1001
00:54:54,234 --> 00:54:57,153
We're never gonna be OK again,
are we?
1002
00:54:59,322 --> 00:55:01,324
No. Probably not.
1003
00:55:04,911 --> 00:55:06,871
OK, come on.
1004
00:55:06,913 --> 00:55:09,332
I've got a wedding dress
to try on.
1005
00:55:12,210 --> 00:55:13,753
Oh, drum roll. Yeah.
1006
00:55:15,505 --> 00:55:16,756
This is the... Oh!
1007
00:55:16,798 --> 00:55:18,550
Oh, wow. Oh, my God.
1008
00:55:18,591 --> 00:55:20,135
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1009
00:55:20,176 --> 00:55:21,469
- Yeah. Oh, God.
- Gorgeous.
1010
00:55:21,511 --> 00:55:22,595
Yeah. I think...
1011
00:55:22,637 --> 00:55:25,932
I just think it's probably,
like, maybe half an inch...
1012
00:55:25,935 --> 00:55:27,015
- Oh, that's...
-..too wide.
1013
00:55:27,016 --> 00:55:28,393
No, that's easy.
Let's have a look.
1014
00:55:28,435 --> 00:55:31,020
I don't wanna have to wear
a bra, so I want that support.
1015
00:55:31,062 --> 00:55:32,689
- A bit of a lift?
- Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
1016
00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:34,649
So, just whatever
you're doing there.
1017
00:55:34,691 --> 00:55:37,277
OK, hang on. So, let's try that.
A bit of a... Hang on.
1018
00:55:37,318 --> 00:55:38,903
- Perfect.
- A bit of a pinch like that.
1019
00:55:38,945 --> 00:55:41,406
Is there any way of, like,
bringing the bones of it in
1020
00:55:41,448 --> 00:55:43,825
to lift it up or is that
a mad thing to suggest?
1021
00:55:43,867 --> 00:55:44,868
No, that's...
1022
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,370
I mean, it's very traditional,
but I like it.
1023
00:55:47,412 --> 00:55:49,247
And then we've got pockets.
1024
00:55:49,289 --> 00:55:50,248
What?
1025
00:55:50,290 --> 00:55:51,499
- Yeah.
- Oh!
1026
00:55:51,541 --> 00:55:54,043
- Oh, my God! No way!
- Yeah.
1027
00:55:54,085 --> 00:55:56,796
Finally pockets!
It's got pockets!
1028
00:55:56,838 --> 00:55:59,299
You know? Just, like,
you would never think of it.
1029
00:55:59,340 --> 00:56:02,635
Is that dress
strictly appropriate?
1030
00:56:02,636 --> 00:56:04,386
Well, I don't know
what's appropriate, Mammy,
1031
00:56:04,387 --> 00:56:06,347
but this is the dress
that I chose to wear,
1032
00:56:06,351 --> 00:56:07,431
so that's what I'm wearing.
1033
00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:09,476
Yeah, and you are
absolutely smokin' in it.
1034
00:56:09,517 --> 00:56:12,145
Your husband is going to die.
Hm?
1035
00:56:15,106 --> 00:56:18,735
Gemma, I'm trying
to be supportive, but...
1036
00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:21,571
Mammy, don't do, "I'm not
trying to nag you." Stop it.
1037
00:56:21,613 --> 00:56:23,239
I don't know what
you're talking about
1038
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,491
"If you don't want your face to
be so obviously asymmetrical,
1039
00:56:25,492 --> 00:56:26,701
"why don't you just tilt it?"
1040
00:56:26,743 --> 00:56:27,744
Stop it.
1041
00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:30,622
Well, it is less obvious
when you tilt it left.
1042
00:56:32,624 --> 00:56:35,376
Um, excuse me, Jilly,
could you, um...
1043
00:56:35,418 --> 00:56:37,086
Could you give us a moment,
please?
1044
00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:39,714
- Oh, no, absolutely.
- Thanks, babe.
1045
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:45,678
Gemma, look, have the party,
call it a wedding.
1046
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:47,430
Why do you have to
make it legal?!
1047
00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:49,641
- Because I have to, Mammy.
- Gemma, what you need...
1048
00:56:49,682 --> 00:56:50,808
Oh, what I need, Mammy,
1049
00:56:50,850 --> 00:56:52,977
is for everyone to stop
telling me what I need!
1050
00:56:54,395 --> 00:56:55,980
I brought bubbles!
1051
00:56:56,022 --> 00:56:57,023
Lovely!
1052
00:56:57,065 --> 00:56:59,859
Oh, thank you very much.
1053
00:56:59,901 --> 00:57:01,486
Cheers.
1054
00:57:01,528 --> 00:57:02,862
- That's for you.
- Thank you.
1055
00:57:02,904 --> 00:57:03,947
Party. Yeah?
1056
00:57:06,950 --> 00:57:08,826
Isn't she stunning, hey?
1057
00:57:08,868 --> 00:57:11,829
- Ah.
- You really do look beautiful.
1058
00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:16,084
No, it's tasteful, but fun.
1059
00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:17,919
Traditional, but sexy.
1060
00:57:17,961 --> 00:57:19,837
So, your mum
can be proud of you,
1061
00:57:19,879 --> 00:57:22,882
but later in the bedroom,
Mum's not around, oh!
1062
00:57:22,924 --> 00:57:25,385
You know what I'm talking about.
Ah!
1063
00:57:25,426 --> 00:57:27,595
The groom is dead!
1064
00:57:33,518 --> 00:57:36,980
This is too much.
Here. Take that.
1065
00:57:44,112 --> 00:57:45,780
Thanks for dinner.
1066
00:57:45,822 --> 00:57:47,323
You're welcome.
1067
00:57:47,365 --> 00:57:52,078
Oh, I really loved that boy,
you know.
1068
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,372
What am I supposed to do?
1069
00:57:54,414 --> 00:57:57,542
What, let our girl become
Miss Havisham?
1070
00:57:58,751 --> 00:58:01,045
A lunatic in a wedding dress?
1071
00:58:04,257 --> 00:58:07,343
I will do whatever it takes
to get her there.
1072
00:58:08,511 --> 00:58:12,140
I promise you
there will be no wedding.
1073
00:58:27,322 --> 00:58:31,743
Mo! You said
this was gonna be low-key!
1074
00:58:31,784 --> 00:58:33,620
Yeah, Mo, you did say that.
1075
00:58:33,661 --> 00:58:36,039
Um, OK. I have literally
just got you free entry.
1076
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,290
I think the phrase that you're
looking for is 'thank you'.
1077
00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:40,752
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.
1078
00:58:40,793 --> 00:58:41,836
You go find some seats.
1079
00:58:41,878 --> 00:58:43,921
I think I'm gonna
have to have a drink first.
1080
00:58:43,963 --> 00:58:45,048
I'm getting you a milk.
1081
00:58:57,518 --> 00:58:59,020
Thank you. Thank you.
1082
00:58:59,062 --> 00:59:02,106
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Get that down you!
1083
00:59:02,148 --> 00:59:04,275
Erm, babe, babe,
1084
00:59:04,317 --> 00:59:06,736
I feel like I'm having
second thoughts about this.
1085
00:59:06,778 --> 00:59:07,904
No.
1086
00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:10,448
I promised Lorraine that
we would get her to call it off.
1087
00:59:10,490 --> 00:59:13,576
If we can just make her cry,
make her feel something.
1088
00:59:13,618 --> 00:59:16,037
Look, I know,
but alcohol, mental health -
1089
00:59:16,079 --> 00:59:17,538
they are messy bedfellows.
1090
00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:19,290
Just think about
my aunt Patrice.
1091
00:59:19,332 --> 00:59:20,917
She's not allowed
sharp objects anymore.
1092
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:22,794
She has to cut her meat
with a spoon.
1093
00:59:24,409 --> 00:59:26,129
Yeah, can we get
some more tequilas, please?
1094
00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:27,131
Line them up!
1095
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:36,265
Let me see you sweat,
you dirty little pricks!
1096
00:59:38,351 --> 00:59:40,228
Champion!
1097
00:59:41,396 --> 00:59:42,480
Aah!
1098
00:59:45,316 --> 00:59:46,984
- Ah! Yes, yes.
- No, no, no.
1099
00:59:47,026 --> 00:59:48,069
- No?
- No, no, no.
1100
00:59:48,111 --> 00:59:49,112
OK, alright.
1101
00:59:49,153 --> 00:59:50,571
I'm just gonna...
1102
00:59:51,948 --> 00:59:53,282
Shh! Thank you.
1103
00:59:56,619 --> 00:59:59,831
Whoo!
1104
00:59:59,872 --> 01:00:02,208
This is for you! Take a sip.
1105
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,085
- Take a sip.
- OK.
1106
01:00:04,127 --> 01:00:05,420
A sip. Take a sip. Take...
1107
01:00:05,461 --> 01:00:08,047
Whoo. No, no.
1108
01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:10,425
Mm!
1109
01:00:11,509 --> 01:00:14,595
Love you.
We are here for you, Gem.
1110
01:00:14,637 --> 01:00:17,515
- Gem, Gem-Gem. Boop!
- Oh.
1111
01:00:17,557 --> 01:00:20,268
'Cause alcohol helps
when you feel sad.
1112
01:00:20,309 --> 01:00:23,229
I have a book,
'Widow to Widow'...
1113
01:00:23,271 --> 01:00:24,272
Yeah.
1114
01:00:24,313 --> 01:00:25,523
..and it says, erm,
1115
01:00:25,565 --> 01:00:30,278
that your tears have hormones
and potassium in them
1116
01:00:30,319 --> 01:00:33,698
and that's why you feel better
after you just let it all out.
1117
01:00:33,699 --> 01:00:34,865
So, yeah, you've just gotta...
1118
01:00:34,866 --> 01:00:36,283
You've gotta let out
your potassium, girl.
1119
01:00:36,284 --> 01:00:38,411
Whoa, I think you've had enough,
Ruthie.
1120
01:00:38,453 --> 01:00:42,123
No, no, because you're
not grieving, so you don't...
1121
01:00:42,165 --> 01:00:44,375
You need catharsis...
1122
01:00:44,417 --> 01:00:45,752
..so that you...
1123
01:00:47,628 --> 01:00:48,629
I'm sorry.
1124
01:00:48,671 --> 01:00:52,216
- Ruth! Oh, my God.
- You need to cry!
1125
01:00:52,258 --> 01:00:53,760
What's wrong?
1126
01:00:53,801 --> 01:00:55,344
Oh, boo-boo!
1127
01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,003
What are you doing?
1128
01:01:31,005 --> 01:01:32,965
What... what... what
am I doing right now?
1129
01:01:33,007 --> 01:01:36,761
Yeah! What are you doing,
dick cheese?
1130
01:01:40,723 --> 01:01:43,226
OK, I... I can do honesty. Uh...
1131
01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:46,604
I'm kinda really messed up
about Nathan.
1132
01:01:48,523 --> 01:01:50,858
I just feel...
1133
01:01:52,401 --> 01:01:55,029
More alone than
you've ever felt?
1134
01:01:58,032 --> 01:01:59,492
Yes.
1135
01:02:00,868 --> 01:02:02,495
If it makes you feel any better,
1136
01:02:02,537 --> 01:02:05,039
if I was straight
and had no self-esteem,
1137
01:02:05,081 --> 01:02:08,209
I would totally do you.
1138
01:02:09,752 --> 01:02:11,462
Thank you.
1139
01:02:16,050 --> 01:02:18,469
Oh, Ruth, what happened?
1140
01:02:18,511 --> 01:02:20,763
- It's... it's Frank.
- What?
1141
01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:22,223
Frank.
1142
01:02:22,265 --> 01:02:26,477
He... he said that I was too,
like, rigid...
1143
01:02:26,519 --> 01:02:27,687
..and too uptight.
1144
01:02:27,728 --> 01:02:28,688
No, no, no, no, no.
1145
01:02:28,729 --> 01:02:30,009
So, I stopped
feeling comfortable
1146
01:02:30,022 --> 01:02:31,482
being naked around him.
1147
01:02:31,524 --> 01:02:32,525
Bastard.
1148
01:02:32,567 --> 01:02:34,485
And he said that
I was just no fun.
1149
01:02:34,527 --> 01:02:36,779
Oh, no! Come here!
1150
01:02:36,821 --> 01:02:38,781
He left me a month ago.
1151
01:02:38,823 --> 01:02:41,075
- What?!
- Yeah.
1152
01:02:41,117 --> 01:02:43,160
Why didn't you tell me?
1153
01:02:43,202 --> 01:02:45,788
I'm sorry. I'm just
so humiliated right now.
1154
01:02:45,830 --> 01:02:49,667
Come here! Oh, boo-boo! No!
1155
01:02:49,709 --> 01:02:52,336
I feel silly like a silly-billy.
1156
01:02:52,378 --> 01:02:55,381
You are not a silly-billy.
1157
01:02:55,423 --> 01:02:58,843
Look at me.
You are not a silly-billy, Ruth.
1158
01:02:58,885 --> 01:03:01,512
- I'm not a silly-billy?
- You are not a silly-billy.
1159
01:03:01,554 --> 01:03:03,514
Don't ever say that
about yourself.
1160
01:03:03,556 --> 01:03:06,684
He's a silly-billy.
Arsehole. He's an arsehole!
1161
01:03:06,726 --> 01:03:07,935
- Billy.
- Billy.
1162
01:03:07,977 --> 01:03:09,604
- Billy!
- Billy!
1163
01:03:13,733 --> 01:03:15,693
Oh, now I laughed too hard.
I need to wee.
1164
01:03:15,735 --> 01:03:16,736
Oh, no!
1165
01:03:16,777 --> 01:03:18,779
I do need to wee, actually.
Hang on a minute.
1166
01:03:18,821 --> 01:03:20,072
- OK.
- Yeah, yeah.
1167
01:03:20,114 --> 01:03:21,115
Sorry.
1168
01:03:21,157 --> 01:03:23,492
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you know where the loo is?
1169
01:03:23,534 --> 01:03:25,661
- Just down there, lovely.
- Is it just down there?
1170
01:03:25,703 --> 01:03:28,456
OK. Sorry.
1171
01:03:28,497 --> 01:03:32,877
If there ever was a lady who
needed a Dylan intervention...
1172
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,713
- Ask her to dance.
- Ruth?!
1173
01:03:35,755 --> 01:03:39,508
She is way out of my league.
1174
01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:41,385
Yeah, but she's drunk,
1175
01:03:41,427 --> 01:03:43,721
so her standards
are basically non-existent.
1176
01:03:43,763 --> 01:03:47,725
I am not the guy
who hits on drunk women.
1177
01:03:47,767 --> 01:03:49,644
No, no, no,
I didn't say you were,
1178
01:03:49,685 --> 01:03:51,729
but you can be a friend, right,
1179
01:03:51,771 --> 01:03:55,024
asking for a friendly dance,
cheering up a friend who's blue?
1180
01:03:55,066 --> 01:03:57,735
Oh, God. Sorry.
1181
01:04:01,989 --> 01:04:04,325
Hm.
1182
01:04:04,367 --> 01:04:07,912
OK. Alright. Ooh! Sorry.
1183
01:04:07,954 --> 01:04:10,206
Hey, Ruth, did you wanna...
1184
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:13,876
I...
1185
01:04:16,212 --> 01:04:18,673
Oh. Is that the queue?
Is that the queue?
1186
01:04:18,714 --> 01:04:21,050
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna wet myself. Aah!
1187
01:04:21,092 --> 01:04:22,093
Sorry.
1188
01:04:22,134 --> 01:04:23,511
- Ruth, do you...
- Aah.
1189
01:04:23,552 --> 01:04:24,720
Ruth,
do you wanna dance?
1190
01:04:24,762 --> 01:04:26,180
Fuck sake!
1191
01:04:32,728 --> 01:04:34,105
Dylan, what are you doing?
1192
01:05:20,901 --> 01:05:22,028
He's American,
1193
01:05:22,069 --> 01:05:24,697
so that's explains
a lot of the confidence.
1194
01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:38,544
Oh! Oh!
1195
01:05:38,586 --> 01:05:40,963
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1196
01:05:41,005 --> 01:05:44,133
- I've just pissed myself!
- What?
1197
01:05:44,175 --> 01:05:46,343
- I'm pissing myself!
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
1198
01:05:46,385 --> 01:05:49,263
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
1199
01:05:49,305 --> 01:05:51,515
Oh, baby, no!
1200
01:05:54,226 --> 01:05:56,145
I don't know what to do.
1201
01:05:56,187 --> 01:05:57,897
- I got you.
- What?
1202
01:05:57,938 --> 01:05:59,607
What? What? What?
1203
01:05:59,648 --> 01:06:01,150
Hey, everyone!
1204
01:06:02,318 --> 01:06:04,361
- Oh, my...
- It's me!
1205
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,491
I'm the one peeing on the floor.
1206
01:06:10,910 --> 01:06:13,287
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
1207
01:06:13,329 --> 01:06:17,083
Oh!
1208
01:06:20,336 --> 01:06:22,671
Greece. A small island.
Folegandros.
1209
01:06:22,713 --> 01:06:25,132
- Looks lovely.
- Oh, it is.
1210
01:06:25,174 --> 01:06:26,884
We're, um...
1211
01:06:26,926 --> 01:06:30,387
We were going there
for our honeymoon.
1212
01:06:30,429 --> 01:06:32,056
Do you fly in and out of Athens?
1213
01:06:32,098 --> 01:06:33,641
Yeah, or you could go
via Santorini
1214
01:06:33,682 --> 01:06:35,226
and then take a little ferry.
1215
01:06:35,267 --> 01:06:38,062
Mm. Can you make a note of that?
1216
01:06:38,104 --> 01:06:39,230
Mm-hm.
1217
01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:44,235
So, my answer's still no.
1218
01:06:45,277 --> 01:06:46,237
What?
1219
01:06:46,278 --> 01:06:48,739
I'm satisfied that Nathan
intended to marry you,
1220
01:06:48,781 --> 01:06:50,574
but you led me to believe
that his family
1221
01:06:50,616 --> 01:06:51,992
had already given their consent.
1222
01:06:52,034 --> 01:06:53,410
- But she did.
- We have. I have.
1223
01:06:53,452 --> 01:06:56,205
But his mother, your mother,
Margaret Petraszewski,
1224
01:06:56,247 --> 01:06:58,916
now Cahill, is still alive.
1225
01:06:58,958 --> 01:07:00,543
We haven't seen her
in over 20 years.
1226
01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:02,586
- I'm his next of kin.
- Legally, you're not.
1227
01:07:02,628 --> 01:07:04,630
What, so, because
they have a shitty mother,
1228
01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:06,757
you're gonna deny Nathan
his final wish?
1229
01:07:06,799 --> 01:07:08,092
How is that fair?
1230
01:07:08,134 --> 01:07:10,094
Maybe my sympathies
got the better of me
1231
01:07:10,136 --> 01:07:12,304
and I led you to think that
this was more possible
1232
01:07:12,346 --> 01:07:13,514
than it actually was.
1233
01:07:13,556 --> 01:07:14,557
What does that mean?
1234
01:07:14,598 --> 01:07:17,226
It means that breaking with
200 years of convention
1235
01:07:17,268 --> 01:07:20,229
takes more than a pub receipt
and some holiday snaps.
1236
01:07:20,271 --> 01:07:23,399
I'm sorry if it sounds cruel,
but the law's the law.
1237
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:25,317
My hands are tied.
1238
01:07:29,029 --> 01:07:32,199
Gemma, where are you going?
1239
01:07:32,241 --> 01:07:35,786
Honestly, Audrey,
to find your mam.
1240
01:07:35,828 --> 01:07:37,079
What?
1241
01:07:37,121 --> 01:07:39,248
Yeah, I know, but do you have
any better ideas?
1242
01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:41,709
No, I thought not.
1243
01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:42,877
So...
1244
01:07:42,918 --> 01:07:46,714
The jury were visibly
moved by the witness's testimony
1245
01:07:46,755 --> 01:07:48,048
which ran for some time
1246
01:07:48,090 --> 01:07:50,968
and was full of
harrowing details.
1247
01:07:51,010 --> 01:07:53,095
This case is
one of the most complex
1248
01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:54,305
to be fought in this court
1249
01:07:54,346 --> 01:07:56,640
and will be running for
some weeks more.
1250
01:07:57,725 --> 01:07:59,852
Defend love!
1251
01:07:59,894 --> 01:08:01,645
Love on trial!
1252
01:08:01,687 --> 01:08:05,357
Defend love! Love on trial!
1253
01:08:05,399 --> 01:08:07,109
Why are you a hot dog?
1254
01:08:07,151 --> 01:08:08,944
Because I don't do slutty nurse.
1255
01:08:08,986 --> 01:08:11,530
Why? You wanna be the hot dog?
1256
01:08:11,572 --> 01:08:13,490
No!
1257
01:08:13,532 --> 01:08:16,785
Defend love!
Love on trial!
1258
01:08:16,827 --> 01:08:18,621
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1259
01:08:18,662 --> 01:08:21,040
- Excuse me, please.
- Hot dogs are not illegal.
1260
01:08:21,041 --> 01:08:23,082
Yeah, sorry, I wouldn't know
anything about that, love,
1261
01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:24,501
but could you keep
this ramp clear?
1262
01:08:24,543 --> 01:08:26,670
- Thank you.
- Whose love is on trial, then?
1263
01:08:26,712 --> 01:08:28,088
I'm glad you asked.
1264
01:08:28,130 --> 01:08:32,051
OK, Margaret. Where are you?
1265
01:08:35,137 --> 01:08:36,764
Oh, Jesus.
1266
01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:40,184
Oh, hey, Krish. You alright?
1267
01:08:40,226 --> 01:08:41,518
I see the weirdo's still here.
1268
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,480
There's actually quite an
interesting story there, Anita.
1269
01:08:44,521 --> 01:08:46,106
Really? How interesting?
1270
01:08:46,148 --> 01:08:49,485
Um, well, what do you know
about necrogamy?
1271
01:08:49,526 --> 01:08:51,570
What, has someone shagged
a corpse?
1272
01:08:51,612 --> 01:08:53,697
No. Well, not yet.
1273
01:08:53,739 --> 01:08:56,325
Oh, hello. My name
is Gemma Fitzgerald.
1274
01:08:56,367 --> 01:08:59,245
I'm wondering does
a Margaret Cahill live there?
1275
01:08:59,286 --> 01:09:01,163
No, not here. Sorry.
1276
01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:02,790
They say love never dies
1277
01:09:02,831 --> 01:09:05,793
and the people behind me
are taking that quite literally.
1278
01:09:05,834 --> 01:09:07,920
They're part of
a growing movement
1279
01:09:07,962 --> 01:09:11,966
supporting one woman's desire
to marry her late fiance.
1280
01:09:12,007 --> 01:09:14,635
Hi. I'm Gemma Fitzgerald.
1281
01:09:14,677 --> 01:09:16,845
I'm looking for
a Margaret Cahill.
1282
01:09:16,887 --> 01:09:19,765
And now for an
interesting story out of London,
1283
01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:22,685
where the #CorpseBride campaign
1284
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:24,019
is dividing the nation.
1285
01:09:24,061 --> 01:09:25,688
We caught up with the manager
1286
01:09:25,729 --> 01:09:27,314
of the wedding venue.
1287
01:09:27,356 --> 01:09:29,858
Whether you're
posthumous marrying
1288
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:32,611
or pre-humous marrying,
1289
01:09:32,653 --> 01:09:34,571
we've got it all covered.
1290
01:09:34,613 --> 01:09:36,991
We do a Sunday roast
on a Wednesday
1291
01:09:37,032 --> 01:09:38,784
'cause we don't give a damn.
1292
01:09:38,826 --> 01:09:40,202
But not everyone is happy.
1293
01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:41,245
It's disgusting!
1294
01:09:41,287 --> 01:09:43,080
You have to admit,
it's a bit warped.
1295
01:09:43,122 --> 01:09:44,581
I mean, what about sex?
1296
01:09:44,623 --> 01:09:47,251
This woman is condemning herself
to a life of celibacy.
1297
01:09:47,293 --> 01:09:49,920
I was married for years
before that happened.
1298
01:09:49,962 --> 01:09:52,923
He was marrying
a wonderful woman.
1299
01:09:52,965 --> 01:09:54,717
He was a lucky man...
1300
01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:57,845
..until he died.
1301
01:10:05,019 --> 01:10:07,271
Love is hard to find, you know,
1302
01:10:07,313 --> 01:10:11,525
but what Nathan and Gemma had
is real love.
1303
01:10:11,567 --> 01:10:13,360
That's why so many people
support them.
1304
01:10:13,402 --> 01:10:17,072
We want to know what that feels
like, to be loved like that.
1305
01:10:18,490 --> 01:10:19,867
Whoo!
1306
01:10:19,908 --> 01:10:21,452
Yeah!
1307
01:10:21,493 --> 01:10:24,330
Hello, my name is Gemma
1308
01:10:24,371 --> 01:10:26,790
and I'm looking for
a Margaret Cahill
1309
01:10:26,832 --> 01:10:29,293
who used to be called
Margaret Petraszewski.
1310
01:10:32,546 --> 01:10:33,797
Hello?
1311
01:10:33,839 --> 01:10:35,716
Sorry. What do you want?
1312
01:10:35,758 --> 01:10:36,925
Um...
1313
01:10:37,968 --> 01:10:40,637
Is... is this...
Is this Margaret?
1314
01:10:40,679 --> 01:10:45,434
Um, you had a son and a daughter
called Nathan and Audrey
1315
01:10:45,476 --> 01:10:48,812
and, uh, I don't really know
how to tell you this,
1316
01:10:48,854 --> 01:10:51,940
but, um, Nathan's passed away.
1317
01:10:54,443 --> 01:10:56,695
And I know this might sound
kind of weird,
1318
01:10:56,737 --> 01:10:58,113
but we were gonna get married
1319
01:10:58,155 --> 01:11:01,575
and I still really want to,
1320
01:11:01,617 --> 01:11:02,910
but in order to do that,
1321
01:11:02,951 --> 01:11:04,536
I need the approval
from the family
1322
01:11:04,578 --> 01:11:05,788
or the next of kin,
1323
01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:09,541
and, erm, that's you.
1324
01:11:11,543 --> 01:11:14,755
Er, sorry. Are you still there?
1325
01:11:14,797 --> 01:11:16,131
Don't call here again.
1326
01:11:16,173 --> 01:11:17,841
Oh... oh, Margaret,
please don't hang up.
1327
01:11:17,883 --> 01:11:18,842
Please, please.
1328
01:11:18,884 --> 01:11:21,136
Oh, shit!
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
1329
01:11:21,178 --> 01:11:22,346
Oh.
1330
01:11:22,388 --> 01:11:23,847
Oh, my God.
1331
01:11:32,523 --> 01:11:34,942
We are trending so hard
right now.
1332
01:11:34,983 --> 01:11:37,945
#CorpseBride has
over 226,000 followers.
1333
01:11:37,986 --> 01:11:40,364
We grew, like, 19,000 followers
since this morning.
1334
01:11:40,406 --> 01:11:42,324
That's, like, a 17% increase.
1335
01:11:42,366 --> 01:11:45,119
Wow, it sounds like you just
made that number up.
1336
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:48,205
Maybe, but people
all over the world -
1337
01:11:48,247 --> 01:11:51,083
Nairobi, Ecuador,
Fiji, Helsinki -
1338
01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:52,626
are talking about
you and Nathan.
1339
01:11:52,668 --> 01:11:56,422
I am bringing people together
inspired by love and goodwill.
1340
01:11:56,463 --> 01:11:59,508
I'm like Bono, but not cringe.
1341
01:12:01,552 --> 01:12:03,929
I found her. Your mam.
1342
01:12:03,971 --> 01:12:07,349
I mean, she hung up on me,
but it's her. She's in Oregon.
1343
01:12:07,391 --> 01:12:08,559
Gemma, we don't need her.
1344
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,687
Audrey, the law doesn't care
about likes on Twitter.
1345
01:12:11,728 --> 01:12:15,607
I know your heart's in the right
place, but I have a car coming.
1346
01:12:15,649 --> 01:12:17,401
I'm supposed to get married
in three days
1347
01:12:17,443 --> 01:12:19,403
and I don't really have time
to pretend
1348
01:12:19,445 --> 01:12:21,405
that one of your schemes
is gonna work.
1349
01:12:21,447 --> 01:12:22,489
OK.
1350
01:12:31,123 --> 01:12:32,291
What are you doing?
1351
01:12:32,332 --> 01:12:33,542
You didn't seriously think
1352
01:12:33,584 --> 01:12:35,752
you were gonna go
see my mom without me?
1353
01:13:27,137 --> 01:13:30,057
Uh, I think I might
just hang here.
1354
01:13:30,098 --> 01:13:31,767
But you came all this way.
1355
01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:34,728
I can't see her and not,
you know...
1356
01:13:36,271 --> 01:13:37,397
- You sure?
- You go ahead.
1357
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:38,815
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1358
01:13:40,984 --> 01:13:42,194
God.
1359
01:13:46,782 --> 01:13:48,992
Don't do this.
1360
01:13:54,331 --> 01:13:55,791
Yeah?
1361
01:13:55,832 --> 01:13:58,335
Margaret. Hi. Er...
1362
01:13:58,377 --> 01:14:00,212
I'm Gemma.
We spoke on the phone.
1363
01:14:00,254 --> 01:14:02,839
And, er, this is Audrey.
1364
01:14:28,907 --> 01:14:31,410
Is she with the dad?
1365
01:14:32,452 --> 01:14:34,997
Er, no, it's a surrogacy,
actually.
1366
01:14:37,124 --> 01:14:38,375
Does she have her own kids?
1367
01:14:39,751 --> 01:14:41,962
That's smart.
How much is she getting?
1368
01:14:42,004 --> 01:14:45,132
- I don't know.
- Why not?
1369
01:14:48,051 --> 01:14:49,761
Maybe if you invited her in,
she could...
1370
01:14:49,803 --> 01:14:52,598
She'd be in here
if she wanted to be.
1371
01:14:54,099 --> 01:14:55,851
Oh, erm, sorry.
1372
01:14:56,893 --> 01:14:59,688
Er, this is Nathan.
1373
01:15:05,652 --> 01:15:08,822
He looks just like my father.
1374
01:15:08,864 --> 01:15:10,490
Wow.
1375
01:15:17,789 --> 01:15:20,167
Do you have any childhood photos
of Nathan?
1376
01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:23,211
- I've never seen any.
- No.
1377
01:15:36,141 --> 01:15:38,810
Are you waiting for
some kind of big explanation?
1378
01:15:38,852 --> 01:15:43,315
No. No, I... I, er, don't expect
you to explain anything.
1379
01:15:43,357 --> 01:15:45,317
There is no reason.
1380
01:15:47,069 --> 01:15:49,946
I just was not cut out to be
a wife and a mom.
1381
01:15:49,988 --> 01:15:52,240
No judgement here.
1382
01:15:52,282 --> 01:15:54,034
Well, that's BS.
1383
01:15:54,076 --> 01:15:56,078
Everybody judges.
1384
01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:58,914
It's just you and him
and the kids screaming
1385
01:15:58,955 --> 01:16:01,416
and "How are we gonna
pay for this new drywall?"
1386
01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:05,212
There is no happy ever after.
1387
01:16:08,256 --> 01:16:09,536
You know,
I actually didn't think
1388
01:16:09,549 --> 01:16:11,218
I was cut out for it either,
1389
01:16:11,259 --> 01:16:13,929
but then Nathan believed so much
in happily ever after
1390
01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:15,450
that sometimes
I could just imagine...
1391
01:16:17,099 --> 01:16:20,060
The boy was smart,
but he never had any sense.
1392
01:16:29,277 --> 01:16:31,613
I don't think that's true.
1393
01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:33,490
What do you want from me?
1394
01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:36,618
Well, it's like I said
on the phone.
1395
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:38,954
I can't marry Nathan without
his family's permission
1396
01:16:38,995 --> 01:16:41,081
or his next of kin,
and that's you.
1397
01:16:41,123 --> 01:16:43,917
So, you want me
to sign some paper
1398
01:16:43,959 --> 01:16:46,211
that says you can be
my dead son's wife?
1399
01:16:46,253 --> 01:16:49,840
Yes, I... I... I know it
sounds... strange.
1400
01:16:49,881 --> 01:16:51,550
Look, I know you've come
a long way
1401
01:16:51,591 --> 01:16:52,968
and I have tried to be polite,
1402
01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:54,469
but I don't know you...
1403
01:16:54,511 --> 01:16:55,679
Oh, Margaret, please.
1404
01:16:55,721 --> 01:16:57,055
..and I don't know that man
1405
01:16:57,097 --> 01:16:58,890
and all of this,
if you'll excuse my French,
1406
01:16:58,932 --> 01:17:02,018
smells like horseshit,
so if you don't mind,
1407
01:17:02,060 --> 01:17:03,060
I think you should leave.
1408
01:17:03,061 --> 01:17:05,397
- Oh, Margaret, please. Please.
- Get out.
1409
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:08,525
Oh, no, you owe him, though.
You owe him, Margaret.
1410
01:17:08,567 --> 01:17:12,070
You... you hurt your kids
so much,
1411
01:17:12,112 --> 01:17:13,912
but I actually think
that you might be hurting
1412
01:17:13,947 --> 01:17:16,241
because you missed out.
1413
01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:17,367
They turned out great
1414
01:17:17,409 --> 01:17:20,454
and you would be so lucky
to have them in your life.
1415
01:17:20,495 --> 01:17:24,624
So, please,
just do this one thing.
1416
01:17:45,020 --> 01:17:48,774
You know what I think?
You're right. We don't need her.
1417
01:17:48,815 --> 01:17:50,192
Come on.
1418
01:18:05,457 --> 01:18:07,083
Are you OK?
1419
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:09,085
I'm fine.
1420
01:18:09,127 --> 01:18:10,462
As someone well practised
1421
01:18:10,504 --> 01:18:11,838
in the art of
passive-aggression,
1422
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:13,560
I know that when
someone says they're fine,
1423
01:18:13,590 --> 01:18:16,885
it means they are not fine.
1424
01:18:16,927 --> 01:18:18,428
Nothing's wrong.
1425
01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:21,180
"Nothing's wrong." That's worse.
1426
01:18:21,181 --> 01:18:22,766
That means something's
definitely wrong.
1427
01:18:22,808 --> 01:18:25,060
And if someone,
God forbid, says,
1428
01:18:25,101 --> 01:18:27,437
"Well, what do you think
is wrong?"
1429
01:18:27,475 --> 01:18:29,355
that's how you know
you're gonna spend the night
1430
01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:31,525
getting your arse handed to you.
1431
01:18:31,566 --> 01:18:33,735
"Well,
what do you think is wrong?"
1432
01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:37,989
Brat.
1433
01:18:38,031 --> 01:18:39,157
Ow!
1434
01:18:49,543 --> 01:18:51,837
Oh, my God.
1435
01:18:52,963 --> 01:18:55,090
- Whoo!
- Oh, no!
1436
01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:57,092
I told Ruth that
I didn't want a hen party.
1437
01:18:57,093 --> 01:18:58,592
I'm not even wearing
the right clothes!
1438
01:18:58,593 --> 01:18:59,970
Yeah, she knows that.
1439
01:18:59,999 --> 01:19:01,679
She's organised me a hen party,
hasn't she?
1440
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:04,724
- And a stripper.
- No, stop it!
1441
01:19:04,766 --> 01:19:06,643
Yeah.
1442
01:19:06,685 --> 01:19:09,229
'Bjorn Bigg'.
More like Bjorn Average, mate.
1443
01:19:10,313 --> 01:19:11,606
OK.
1444
01:19:14,568 --> 01:19:15,610
- Ah.
- Hi.
1445
01:19:15,652 --> 01:19:17,529
Hello!
1446
01:19:17,571 --> 01:19:19,447
- Hi, Gem.
- Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma.
1447
01:19:19,489 --> 01:19:23,451
- Hi, Gem. How are you? Sit down.
- This is quite small.
1448
01:19:25,245 --> 01:19:26,496
Alright.
1449
01:19:28,039 --> 01:19:31,585
Gem? Gem, do you want
a tea or something?
1450
01:19:36,089 --> 01:19:38,466
- Did you know?
- No.
1451
01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:40,677
I would have n...
1452
01:19:40,719 --> 01:19:41,887
Thanks, Ruth.
1453
01:19:41,888 --> 01:19:43,178
OK, whatever you guys
are planning,
1454
01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:44,848
please don't do this.
1455
01:19:44,890 --> 01:19:47,225
- Gem, we all love you.
- Gem, why don't you sit down?
1456
01:19:47,267 --> 01:19:48,268
Er, no. You know what?
1457
01:19:48,310 --> 01:19:50,520
I'm not gonna sit down, Mo,
because I'm leaving.
1458
01:19:50,562 --> 01:19:52,772
We just wanna get you some
counselling or something.
1459
01:19:52,814 --> 01:19:54,316
Oh, my God! Wow.
1460
01:19:54,357 --> 01:19:55,942
We just wanna talk
to you, Gemma.
1461
01:19:55,984 --> 01:19:57,527
Gemma,
we just wanna talk to you.
1462
01:19:57,569 --> 01:19:59,279
Mam, can you give me
the keys, please?
1463
01:19:59,321 --> 01:20:00,989
- Give me the keys.
- Gemma!
1464
01:20:01,031 --> 01:20:02,824
- Give me the keys, Mam!
- Stop it!
1465
01:20:04,534 --> 01:20:08,622
Now, Gemma, marriage is
about building a future.
1466
01:20:08,663 --> 01:20:11,082
Yeah, no, tell me what it's
about. You've got a great one.
1467
01:20:11,124 --> 01:20:12,375
There is no future with Nathan.
1468
01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:16,087
It's horrible, it's unfair,
but Nathan isn't here anymore.
1469
01:20:16,129 --> 01:20:17,964
Yes, I'm well aware of that.
Thank you, Mammy.
1470
01:20:18,006 --> 01:20:19,591
Well, you're not acting like it.
1471
01:20:19,633 --> 01:20:21,092
Am I not acting appropriately,
Ruth?
1472
01:20:21,134 --> 01:20:22,594
Am I not following the protocols
1473
01:20:22,636 --> 01:20:24,054
outlined in 'Widow to Widow'?
1474
01:20:24,095 --> 01:20:27,098
It's unhealthy,
this weird fixation on...
1475
01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:28,725
Oh, so, I'm weird now, am I?
1476
01:20:28,767 --> 01:20:31,603
Am I sort of off-kilter
like my asymmetrical face?
1477
01:20:31,645 --> 01:20:34,230
You can't see past this now,
1478
01:20:34,272 --> 01:20:36,524
but you will fall in love
with someone again.
1479
01:20:36,566 --> 01:20:38,276
Oh, my God!
1480
01:20:38,318 --> 01:20:41,196
You will build a future with him
and you will have children.
1481
01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:43,615
Children! Oh, so, that's...
There's the real agenda!
1482
01:20:43,657 --> 01:20:47,452
You want grandchildren and I am
wasting my fertile years, Mammy.
1483
01:20:47,494 --> 01:20:49,704
No one's pressuring you
to have children.
1484
01:20:49,746 --> 01:20:50,956
Yeah, OK.
1485
01:20:50,997 --> 01:20:52,958
Well, you haven't got all
the time in the world.
1486
01:20:52,999 --> 01:20:55,168
Oh, so, I'm running out of time
now, am I, Mammy?
1487
01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:56,753
Come on, then, Mo!
Impregnate me!
1488
01:20:56,795 --> 01:20:57,837
Give me that seed!
1489
01:20:57,879 --> 01:20:59,756
- Gemma, what are you doing?
- Gemma!
1490
01:20:59,798 --> 01:21:02,342
Please impregnate me as
the nearest non-related male.
1491
01:21:02,384 --> 01:21:03,593
Gemma, stop it!
1492
01:21:03,635 --> 01:21:06,137
Give me your seed!
Make Mammy happy!
1493
01:21:06,179 --> 01:21:08,431
Nathan wouldn't want you
to throw your life away.
1494
01:21:08,473 --> 01:21:10,392
You do not know
what Nathan would want.
1495
01:21:10,433 --> 01:21:12,310
How would she know
what Nathan would want?
1496
01:21:12,352 --> 01:21:15,146
Listen, Lorraine, Gemma
could stay at home all day,
1497
01:21:15,188 --> 01:21:17,357
take Nathan's name
off the gas and the electric.
1498
01:21:17,399 --> 01:21:19,609
She'd still feel bloody awful!
1499
01:21:19,651 --> 01:21:22,028
- Thank you.
- This is all your fault.
1500
01:21:22,070 --> 01:21:26,324
Making her think that
this is romantic and honourable,
1501
01:21:26,366 --> 01:21:29,911
when actually it's horribly,
horribly pointless.
1502
01:21:29,953 --> 01:21:31,121
I was just trying to help.
1503
01:21:31,162 --> 01:21:33,039
Audrey is the only one
who gets it.
1504
01:21:33,081 --> 01:21:35,875
- Do you know what I get?
- Go on, Ruth. Stick your oar in.
1505
01:21:35,917 --> 01:21:37,877
That you've been taken in
by all of this -
1506
01:21:37,919 --> 01:21:39,629
the protest, the media,
1507
01:21:39,671 --> 01:21:41,548
going to America
to distract yourself
1508
01:21:41,589 --> 01:21:44,926
because you never wanted to
marry him in the first place.
1509
01:22:01,234 --> 01:22:02,902
Do you think
I didn't love Nathan?
1510
01:22:02,944 --> 01:22:06,573
- I didn't say that.
- Do you know what?
1511
01:22:06,614 --> 01:22:09,826
Fuck you, Ruth. Fuck all of you.
1512
01:22:09,868 --> 01:22:14,164
- Gem...
- No, Nathan wanted a family.
1513
01:22:14,205 --> 01:22:15,498
He wanted a home.
1514
01:22:15,540 --> 01:22:16,916
He wanted something solid
1515
01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:19,294
and that's why
I agreed to marry you.
1516
01:22:19,335 --> 01:22:20,670
That is why.
1517
01:22:20,712 --> 01:22:22,797
And... and that's what
I was saying when I said
1518
01:22:22,839 --> 01:22:24,549
that I will always love you,
1519
01:22:24,591 --> 01:22:26,634
that I will never
walk out on you.
1520
01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:30,180
That is the promise that I made.
1521
01:22:30,221 --> 01:22:35,393
Well, we are not gonna stand by
and watch you hurt yourself.
1522
01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:40,940
Please, Daddy.
1523
01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:46,654
Give me the keys.
1524
01:22:54,079 --> 01:22:55,538
Alright, love.
1525
01:23:06,091 --> 01:23:07,842
There you go, Gem.
1526
01:23:17,644 --> 01:23:19,729
Well, that went well, didn't it?
1527
01:23:24,943 --> 01:23:26,986
It's gonna be OK.
1528
01:23:27,028 --> 01:23:30,198
I promise you, it's gonna be OK.
1529
01:23:43,795 --> 01:23:46,256
Oh, my God.
1530
01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:53,346
Oh, my God, what are you doing?
Are you joking?
1531
01:23:53,388 --> 01:23:54,931
I misunderstood.
I thought you...
1532
01:23:54,973 --> 01:23:57,600
I'm marrying
your brother tomorrow.
1533
01:23:57,642 --> 01:23:59,018
You're fucking insane.
1534
01:23:59,060 --> 01:24:00,645
Yeah, but that's
what you like about me.
1535
01:24:00,687 --> 01:24:03,273
Oh, Audrey, this is not a joke.
1536
01:24:03,314 --> 01:24:05,483
Not everything's a bloody joke.
1537
01:24:05,525 --> 01:24:07,777
I'm just trying to
make you laugh.
1538
01:24:09,946 --> 01:24:11,114
And...
1539
01:24:11,156 --> 01:24:12,991
Just we've gotten so close
1540
01:24:13,032 --> 01:24:15,618
and you get me in a way
that no one else gets me and...
1541
01:24:15,660 --> 01:24:16,995
I don't know. My hormones.
1542
01:24:17,036 --> 01:24:18,621
What, you're blaming
your pregnancy now?
1543
01:24:18,663 --> 01:24:20,957
God. Sorry, sir,
can you stop the car, please?
1544
01:24:20,999 --> 01:24:22,000
Gemma, wait.
1545
01:24:22,041 --> 01:24:23,418
No, I... Oh, my God. I don't...
1546
01:24:23,419 --> 01:24:25,294
I actually don't even know
what I'm doing anymore.
1547
01:24:25,295 --> 01:24:27,172
Sir, can you please
hurry up and pull over?
1548
01:24:27,173 --> 01:24:29,214
Do you know what? Actually,
everyone is right about you.
1549
01:24:29,215 --> 01:24:30,424
You're fuckin' nuts,
but I'm worse
1550
01:24:30,425 --> 01:24:32,218
because I've been
the one listening to you.
1551
01:24:32,260 --> 01:24:35,430
I just need you to stay away
from me, Audrey.
1552
01:25:00,246 --> 01:25:02,957
I don't know what I'm doing,
Grizz.
1553
01:25:02,999 --> 01:25:04,959
Well, no one does.
1554
01:25:09,214 --> 01:25:11,758
I thought that maybe
I was doing it for you,
1555
01:25:11,799 --> 01:25:13,843
that maybe I could show you.
1556
01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:18,097
Maybe it's just that
I can't accept...
1557
01:25:25,021 --> 01:25:26,439
Am I crazy?
1558
01:25:28,524 --> 01:25:31,778
I can't answer that, boo bear.
I'm dead.
1559
01:26:46,561 --> 01:26:47,854
Oh, Mrs Chen,
1560
01:26:47,895 --> 01:26:50,189
I didn't have a shower
after 9:30, I swear.
1561
01:26:50,231 --> 01:26:52,150
I can see that, dear.
1562
01:26:52,191 --> 01:26:54,110
This came yesterday.
1563
01:27:05,413 --> 01:27:07,165
Babe, look, I am...
I am so, so...
1564
01:27:07,206 --> 01:27:08,791
Ruth, just listen to me.
1565
01:27:08,792 --> 01:27:10,834
The wedding's back on and,
yes, before you say anything,
1566
01:27:10,835 --> 01:27:12,337
yes, I know
I cancelled the wedding,
1567
01:27:12,378 --> 01:27:14,297
but I am cancelling
the cancellation.
1568
01:27:14,339 --> 01:27:16,841
I got it -
Nathan's mam's approval.
1569
01:27:16,883 --> 01:27:19,135
But the ceremony's in
less than two hours, Gem!
1570
01:27:19,177 --> 01:27:21,596
- There's no time!
- Duly noted, Ruth.
1571
01:27:21,637 --> 01:27:24,015
All we have to do is get
the Lord Chief Justice to...
1572
01:27:24,057 --> 01:27:26,017
Oh, my God, my eyebrows
look like an actual yeti.
1573
01:27:26,059 --> 01:27:27,310
How did this happen? Audrey!
1574
01:27:27,352 --> 01:27:30,813
Oh, we have to find Audrey.
We have to find Audrey.
1575
01:27:30,855 --> 01:27:32,190
She's already at the airport.
1576
01:27:32,231 --> 01:27:35,860
I got her the first alternate,
the VA320 to Chicago.
1577
01:27:35,902 --> 01:27:38,780
I don't care!
We have to get to the airport!
1578
01:27:38,821 --> 01:27:40,448
We have to find her!
1579
01:27:43,242 --> 01:27:46,162
Er, Ruth, I'll see you in a sec.
1580
01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:51,459
I, uh, couldn't get an Uber.
1581
01:27:51,501 --> 01:27:53,878
My rating's too low.
1582
01:27:54,921 --> 01:27:56,422
Where did you
even stay last night?
1583
01:27:56,464 --> 01:27:58,132
Like I told you,
1584
01:27:58,174 --> 01:28:00,218
I'm very resourceful.
1585
01:28:02,303 --> 01:28:04,389
She saw you on television,
1586
01:28:04,430 --> 01:28:07,558
you know, with the media
and the campaign and everything.
1587
01:28:14,941 --> 01:28:17,235
Your mam changed her mind
because of you, Audrey.
1588
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:30,665
Let's finish this for Nathan.
1589
01:28:50,685 --> 01:28:53,271
Move it, ladies.
We've got a wedding to go to.
1590
01:28:53,312 --> 01:28:56,816
Whoo! Ruth, you are a babe!
1591
01:28:56,858 --> 01:28:59,152
Frank is missing out!
1592
01:28:59,193 --> 01:29:01,696
I know. Get in.
1593
01:29:08,536 --> 01:29:10,455
Oh.
1594
01:29:10,496 --> 01:29:12,290
Oh, no.
1595
01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:15,877
- Is that a quick fix?
- Um...
1596
01:29:15,918 --> 01:29:19,213
Yes, it's on! It's on! It's on!
1597
01:29:19,255 --> 01:29:20,798
Erm, but... but wait,
what's happened?
1598
01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:23,634
- I don't understand.
- Tell Mo, erm, the rings.
1599
01:29:23,676 --> 01:29:25,887
- To bring the rings.
- Ooh, sorry.
1600
01:29:25,922 --> 01:29:27,762
- Do you have the rings?
- Yeah, I've got them.
1601
01:29:27,763 --> 01:29:29,640
What, do I need to be there now?
1602
01:29:29,682 --> 01:29:30,683
- I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
1603
01:29:30,684 --> 01:29:32,225
- Would you mind just...
- Like, right now.
1604
01:29:32,226 --> 01:29:34,687
OK, erm, yeah,
I'll see you there in a bit.
1605
01:29:34,729 --> 01:29:36,689
It's my stop. Sorry, guys.
1606
01:29:36,731 --> 01:29:38,399
- Oh, mate.
- Hang on a minute.
1607
01:29:38,441 --> 01:29:39,641
- We really...
- Wait a minute.
1608
01:29:39,650 --> 01:29:41,360
Can you give the pins back,
please?
1609
01:29:44,405 --> 01:29:45,781
Shit!
1610
01:29:45,823 --> 01:29:48,159
Come on!
Put your back into it!
1611
01:29:52,079 --> 01:29:55,041
Oh, my God. I'm gonna
drop it. I'm gonna drop it.
1612
01:29:55,082 --> 01:29:57,335
Come on!
1613
01:29:57,376 --> 01:29:58,794
I'm coming!
1614
01:30:00,087 --> 01:30:01,881
My dress is so big!
1615
01:30:01,923 --> 01:30:03,132
Oh! Sorry!
1616
01:30:03,174 --> 01:30:06,177
That's the Corpse Bride, that.
Can I get a photo?
1617
01:30:06,219 --> 01:30:08,179
- Ruth, come on!
- Oh, yep, yep.
1618
01:30:14,435 --> 01:30:16,479
- Sorry, mister!
- Oh, I love the wig!
1619
01:30:16,521 --> 01:30:18,648
- It's very nice.
- Come on!
1620
01:30:20,358 --> 01:30:21,776
Come here.
1621
01:30:21,817 --> 01:30:23,069
Oh, the machine!
1622
01:30:23,070 --> 01:30:24,736
Just drop the boxes there
and come through.
1623
01:30:24,737 --> 01:30:26,072
OK.
1624
01:30:31,911 --> 01:30:34,121
Sorry. If you could just
take off your shoes.
1625
01:30:34,163 --> 01:30:35,289
Oh.
1626
01:30:35,331 --> 01:30:36,791
Alright, children.
Let's sit down.
1627
01:30:36,832 --> 01:30:39,252
Oh, come on!
1628
01:30:39,293 --> 01:30:40,378
Bloody stilts.
1629
01:30:41,420 --> 01:30:43,130
Right.
1630
01:30:43,172 --> 01:30:45,174
Oh, come on!
1631
01:30:45,216 --> 01:30:46,384
Fine. OK.
1632
01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:49,178
Oh!
1633
01:30:49,220 --> 01:30:51,305
OK.
1634
01:30:52,723 --> 01:30:56,227
Oh, you've got to be...
I don't bloody believe it!
1635
01:30:56,269 --> 01:30:58,396
Fine.
1636
01:30:58,437 --> 01:30:59,772
Alright, fine.
1637
01:30:59,814 --> 01:31:01,357
Fine, fine.
1638
01:31:03,150 --> 01:31:05,152
Why are you looking away?
Why are you looking away?
1639
01:31:05,194 --> 01:31:07,238
It's just a body. Whoo!
1640
01:31:24,714 --> 01:31:26,716
Right.
1641
01:31:26,757 --> 01:31:28,237
It's OK. Just go through.
You're fine.
1642
01:31:28,259 --> 01:31:30,761
- Yeah, am I? You sure? You sure?
- Yes.
1643
01:31:33,209 --> 01:31:34,889
Thanks, babes. Let's go.
1644
01:31:34,890 --> 01:31:37,476
Come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
1645
01:31:37,518 --> 01:31:38,894
Hiya. Hiya.
1646
01:31:40,062 --> 01:31:43,441
God!
Who designs these things?
1647
01:31:45,651 --> 01:31:47,486
What do you think you're doing?!
1648
01:31:47,528 --> 01:31:49,405
Nathan's mam gave us approval.
1649
01:31:49,447 --> 01:31:50,948
I want my wedding licence.
1650
01:31:50,990 --> 01:31:52,283
We are in a meeting.
1651
01:31:52,325 --> 01:31:55,077
- Love waits for no one.
- Shut up, Alan!
1652
01:31:55,119 --> 01:31:58,706
You said I needed his family's
approval. Well, I got it.
1653
01:31:58,748 --> 01:32:02,960
So, please just sign it.
1654
01:32:06,047 --> 01:32:08,299
Oh, hey, David.
1655
01:32:08,341 --> 01:32:09,925
Kevin.
1656
01:32:11,969 --> 01:32:14,138
Fine. So, she's given
her approval.
1657
01:32:15,222 --> 01:32:17,892
- You can't expect me to just...
- No!
1658
01:32:17,933 --> 01:32:19,769
I can't just...
1659
01:32:19,810 --> 01:32:20,978
No!
1660
01:32:24,607 --> 01:32:26,192
You can't expect me...
1661
01:32:37,453 --> 01:32:38,454
Fine.
1662
01:32:39,622 --> 01:32:40,998
- Love wins.
- Yes!
1663
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:42,792
You get your licence.
1664
01:32:42,833 --> 01:32:43,959
Thank you!
1665
01:32:44,001 --> 01:32:46,754
Oh! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
1666
01:32:46,796 --> 01:32:51,342
Oh, thank you, Lord of Justice.
1667
01:32:51,384 --> 01:32:53,010
- Goodbye.
- Where are you going?
1668
01:32:53,052 --> 01:32:55,888
This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened.
1669
01:32:55,930 --> 01:32:57,014
Mwah!
1670
01:32:59,350 --> 01:33:03,187
For the record, you are a babe.
1671
01:33:07,650 --> 01:33:10,319
That was a very sweet thing
you just did.
1672
01:33:10,361 --> 01:33:12,029
Mm.
1673
01:33:12,071 --> 01:33:15,199
Maybe I'm just
a big old romantic.
1674
01:33:22,206 --> 01:33:23,207
You OK?
1675
01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:24,250
Let me take that.
1676
01:33:24,291 --> 01:33:26,168
- Do you want me to take that?
- Yeah.
1677
01:33:29,839 --> 01:33:31,048
You got this.
1678
01:33:33,384 --> 01:33:35,511
Oh, my God.
1679
01:33:37,388 --> 01:33:38,472
My arms. Oh, my arms.
1680
01:33:49,316 --> 01:33:51,694
Oh. What? Oh.
1681
01:33:54,989 --> 01:33:57,825
- What is this?
- I think it's for you.
1682
01:34:06,584 --> 01:34:08,377
- Thank you!
- You make me sick!
1683
01:34:08,419 --> 01:34:10,087
- Hi!
- Sick!
1684
01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:15,842
Oh, what, haven't you got
anything better in your life?
1685
01:34:15,843 --> 01:34:18,053
- Shh, it's mostly nice.
- You don't know my story!
1686
01:34:18,095 --> 01:34:19,263
Shh.
1687
01:36:12,626 --> 01:36:13,919
Where' s Mam?
1688
01:36:16,547 --> 01:36:18,632
Sorry.
1689
01:36:59,173 --> 01:37:00,466
Oh, no.
1690
01:37:05,095 --> 01:37:06,847
I'm sorry.
1691
01:37:07,890 --> 01:37:10,851
I'm so sorry.
1692
01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:17,816
Daddy.
1693
01:37:27,284 --> 01:37:30,496
I should have told him
every day
1694
01:37:30,537 --> 01:37:31,872
how much he meant to me
1695
01:37:31,914 --> 01:37:33,374
and I never told him.
1696
01:37:33,415 --> 01:37:35,084
I never told him.
1697
01:37:35,125 --> 01:37:36,752
Hey, you. Hey, you.
1698
01:37:36,794 --> 01:37:41,298
He thought I was marrying
him because he chose me,
1699
01:37:41,340 --> 01:37:43,342
but I chose him.
1700
01:37:45,427 --> 01:37:48,597
I chose him every day.
1701
01:37:54,770 --> 01:37:56,063
Oh, Mam.
1702
01:37:56,105 --> 01:37:57,815
Shush, shush.
1703
01:38:01,568 --> 01:38:02,861
- Come on.
- I'm sorry.
1704
01:38:02,903 --> 01:38:05,489
No. Let's go. Come on.
1705
01:38:05,531 --> 01:38:06,657
Come on.
1706
01:38:16,166 --> 01:38:18,085
I've got you.
1707
01:38:23,132 --> 01:38:25,384
This is how
she needs to say goodbye.
1708
01:38:31,515 --> 01:38:32,933
Alright?
1709
01:38:36,395 --> 01:38:38,272
- OK?
- Yeah.
1710
01:38:38,313 --> 01:38:39,690
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1711
01:38:39,732 --> 01:38:40,941
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
1712
01:38:52,911 --> 01:38:54,747
You OK?
1713
01:38:56,457 --> 01:38:57,708
Please be seated.
1714
01:39:02,421 --> 01:39:04,131
Welcome, everyone,
1715
01:39:04,173 --> 01:39:08,886
to the wedding
of Gemma and Nathan.
1716
01:39:08,927 --> 01:39:12,389
None of us have ever been to
a wedding quite like this.
1717
01:39:13,724 --> 01:39:18,729
Gemma, do you take Nathan to be
your lawful wedded husband,
1718
01:39:18,771 --> 01:39:22,900
to be loving, faithful
and loyal to him?
1719
01:39:28,614 --> 01:39:30,199
I do.
1720
01:39:37,498 --> 01:39:40,918
This ring is an unbroken circle
1721
01:39:40,959 --> 01:39:45,255
symbolising unending
and everlasting love.
1722
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:37,975
I am very happy to pronounce...
1723
01:40:38,016 --> 01:40:42,146
Nathan and Gemma
husband and wife.
1724
01:40:44,773 --> 01:40:47,484
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo!
1725
01:40:47,526 --> 01:40:50,571
Whoo-hoo!
1726
01:41:11,967 --> 01:41:13,552
- One...
- One...
1727
01:41:13,594 --> 01:41:15,137
-..two...
-..two...
1728
01:41:15,179 --> 01:41:17,764
-..three...
-..three...
1729
01:41:17,806 --> 01:41:20,767
Wahey! No, no, no, no, no.
Let's leave Nathan.
1730
01:41:27,649 --> 01:41:28,942
Three.
1731
01:41:59,306 --> 01:42:00,807
Hello.
1732
01:42:00,849 --> 01:42:05,520
Erm, er, well, welcome to...
1733
01:42:05,562 --> 01:42:07,689
..what...
whatever this is.
1734
01:42:08,815 --> 01:42:11,193
You know, Nathan wanted us to
write our own vows,
1735
01:42:11,235 --> 01:42:15,280
which I think was because
he wanted me to just once
1736
01:42:15,322 --> 01:42:17,407
hear how I truly felt.
1737
01:42:17,449 --> 01:42:19,910
Erm, so, er...
1738
01:42:22,454 --> 01:42:23,622
God.
1739
01:42:23,664 --> 01:42:26,041
Erm... Oh, my God.
1740
01:42:27,459 --> 01:42:28,669
Aha.
1741
01:42:30,295 --> 01:42:34,049
I was sleeping and right in
the middle of a good dream
1742
01:42:34,091 --> 01:42:36,301
And all at once, I wake up
1743
01:42:36,343 --> 01:42:39,930
From something that keeps
knocking at my brain
1744
01:42:39,972 --> 01:42:42,099
Before I go insane
1745
01:42:42,140 --> 01:42:45,227
I hold my pillow to my head
1746
01:42:45,269 --> 01:42:47,771
And spring up in my bed
1747
01:42:47,813 --> 01:42:51,024
Screaming out the words I dread.
1748
01:43:40,240 --> 01:43:43,201
The father of the bride,
ladies and gentlemen.
1749
01:43:43,243 --> 01:43:44,578
Aw.
1750
01:44:04,723 --> 01:44:06,641
I'm pushing the beds together
tonight.
1751
01:44:09,770 --> 01:44:11,813
Oh, my God,
Audrey! Check it out!
1752
01:44:11,855 --> 01:44:14,983
We set up the nursery!
Isn't it cute?!
1753
01:44:15,025 --> 01:44:18,695
Please RSVP for the baby shower.
Goodbye!
1754
01:44:39,174 --> 01:44:42,135
I'm not weirded-out
that you peed on strangers.
1755
01:44:51,311 --> 01:44:52,687
But you should know...
1756
01:44:53,855 --> 01:44:55,690
..I really like strong women.
1757
01:44:58,610 --> 01:45:00,320
I'm ferocious.
1758
01:45:57,836 --> 01:46:02,924
- Photo time. Gemma and...?
- Oh, um, Audrey.
1759
01:46:02,966 --> 01:46:05,635
She's, er, my sister.
1760
01:46:08,597 --> 01:46:10,807
Come here. Oh, no, prom photo.
1761
01:49:00,602 --> 01:49:02,103
Alright, mate?
1762
01:49:04,272 --> 01:49:07,275
Never google the answers.
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