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(JAZZY DRUM AND CYMBAL MUSIC)
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(RAPID MECHANICAL CLICKING)
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(THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY SING)
# Bah bah-bah bah
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# Bah-bah bah-bah-bah
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# Bah bah-bah bah-bah
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(DAVID CASSIDY SINGS)
# I was sleeping
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# And right in the middle
of a good dream
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# Like all at once I wake up
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# From something
that keeps knocking at my brain
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# Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
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# And spring up in my bed
screaming out the words I dread
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(ALL SING) # I think I love you
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BACKUP: # I think I love you
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DAVID: # I think I love you
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# So what am I so afraid of
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# I'm afraid that
I'm not sure of
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# A love there is no cure for
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# I think I love you
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# Isn't that
what life is made of?
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# Though it worries me to say
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# That I've never felt
this way... #
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(PHONE CHIRPS)
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(GROANS)
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(SLEEPILY) Mm-hm.
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# I think I love you... #
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(SIGHS)
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(BLOWS)
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Oh!
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Ugh, I hate you.
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-No, you don't, Grizz.
-(SIGHS) You're right.
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I love you, boo bear.
Now fuck off.
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(LAUGHS) I will.
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-(KISSES) Love you.
-Love you.
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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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Oh, no, no, no, Mrs Chen!
Your hip.
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Here, I'll get that for you.
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Now, about this
wedding registry.
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Oh, honestly, you don't have to
get us anything, please.
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I am buying you a gift.
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Everything on your list
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is a little pricey,
I'm embarrassed to say.
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OK, thanks for the feedback.
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But then I listen to you two
having sex,
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so why should I be embarrassed?
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You listen to us having sex?
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What do you do, do you put
a glass to the floor?
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(CHUCKLES) A patient man,
Nathan.
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Whoa! OK!
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Well, maybe next time
you can come over
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and it could be
an immersive experience.
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Oh, my God. What have you got
in here? (GRUNTS)
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('JUNGLE DRUM'
BY EMILIANA TORRINI)
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# Hey, I'm in love
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# My fingers keep on clicking to
the beating of my heart
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# Hey, I can't stop my feet
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# Ebony and ivory
and dancing in the street
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# My heart is beating
like a jungle drum
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# With a digga boom-boom
Digga-digga-boom-boom
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# My heart is beating
like a jungle drum... #
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Come on, girl.
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Oh, to be fair, I did want to do
a bottomless brunch.
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-Four.
-Ugh.
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Five.
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I think I'm about to give birth.
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(LAUGHS) Six. Seven.
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-Ugh.
-One. Two.
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"Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
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"I've forgotten my top
and now all you can see
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"are my perfectly defined abs."
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"Excuse me.
This is for your benefit."
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I'm sorry, I didn't know
you could hear us.
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-Guys!
-I am so sorry!
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I deserved that, to be fair.
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Oh, my God, I hate myself!
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Well, you should, catty bitch.
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-Oh!
-(LAUGHS)
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Can we crack on, please?
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-What number are we going from?
-Um, four.
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No, we've already done four!
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Well, tough titties. Let's go.
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-Five, four.
-(GRUMBLES)
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Do you know, but,
I'm done with love.
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It's time-consuming,
self-delusional.
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-It's pathetic. It's...
-Mm. No.
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-It's just a charade.
-No, no, no.
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It can be wonderful,
life-affirming...
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Yeah, but you've got Frank.
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-Ohh...
-Yeah, well, yeah.
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I hate that this arsehole
knob-head has done this to you.
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Look, I just need some
no-strings-attached sex.
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I think maybe I just need to
become an Instagram fuck.
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No, you're like Pinocchio,
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you've got so many string
attached to you.
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-No, I'm a real boy!
-(LAUGHS)
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Look, I found Nathan,
and he is amazing,
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but relationships are hard.
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It's mostly the bit of odd sex
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sandwiched in between, "What's
the television password?"
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and "Here are some clever
storage solutions,
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"don't you think, honey?"
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Honestly, the highlight
of my mam and dad's marriage
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is my mother picking
my dad's blackheads.
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Eugh.
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Please do not write
your own vows.
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Oh!
I have to go write my own vows.
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Goodbye.
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-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
-Oh!
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(BOTTLES CLINK)
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Ah!
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(GROANS)
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Oh!
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(SINGS) # Mild exercise done
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# I am nailing my life. #
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(SASSY JAZZ MUSIC)
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Nathan!
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Oh, it's such a pity
that you're sleeping,
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because I'm wearing nothing
but nipple tassels
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and a willingness to please.
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(LAUGHS)
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Grizz.
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(SINGSONGS) Nathan.
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(JAZZ MUSIC FADES)
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(TROUBLING MUSIC)
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Nathan.
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(TROLLEY WHEELS ROLL)
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-(CLATTER)
-(FAINT TWO-WAY CHATTER)
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MAN: Yes, through this way,
Walter.
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OK, just be careful.
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Is he gonna be OK?
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WALTER: Going down.
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Yeah.
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-Take it slow.
-Yeah.
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-You're doing really well.
-Thank you, David.
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-OK.
-Tricky.
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-You just need to tilt it.
-Tilt it how?
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-Where am I gonna tilt it?
-Just tilt it left.
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-Let me come down to...
-Um, so...
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-Sorry.
-Let me...
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If you're tilting left...
I'm sorry.
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You tilt it right.
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-Uh, left...
-Dropping, dropping, dropping!
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Hold it!
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Fucking hell. Are you alright?
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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I'm so sorry.
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Is this your bike?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Oh, oh! What...
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Oh.
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If you'd like to come through.
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GEMMA: Um, I tried to, you know,
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uh, resuscitate him.
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Did I... Did I mess it up?
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DOCTOR: No, no, no, no.
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His pupils were fixed.
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Wide black dilation.
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He was dead.
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The most likely cause would have
been a paradoxical embolism.
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That's when a blood clot
travels from the vein
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through to an artery.
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It's not always fatal,
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but is in this case.
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I think the force
of putting on the sock
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sent the clot from an artery...
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Well, this is embarrassing.
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Couldn't I have died
getting mauled by a bear
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or fighting in a war
that I didn't believe in?
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No, death by sock.
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DOCTOR: Massive sudden stroke.
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(GEMMA CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
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DOCTOR: I...I don't think
he would have felt any pain.
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(DOOR SQUEAKS AND CLOSES)
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Gemma, love...
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-DAD: Just needs some space.
-MUM: Of course.
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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(GENTLE, QUIRKY MUSIC)
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NATHAN: Please, please,
can we get a dog?
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GEMMA: Not putting myself
through it.
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Though I'm not actually joking,
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I still probably want to have
a ginger ninja.
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Wha...
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So because 30 years ago
your cat died,
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you're just done with
all attachments?
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Oh, yes!
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I mean, I still just regard you
as an acquaintance.
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(HORN BLARES)
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You're a fucking toilet brush,
mate!
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Thank you.
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Yeah, well,
he's my fucking toilet brush!
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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-(RINGING CONTINUES)
-MUM: I'll get it.
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(DOOR RELEASE BUZZER SOUNDS)
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Oh, Ruth, love!
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Ohhh!
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Derek, Derek, it's Ruth.
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I can see that, Lorraine.
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-Hello.
-Hello, my love.
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LORRAINE: She didn't go
to Johannesburg.
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Come here.
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Here, look at me.
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Survival kit.
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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC)
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# Hear me
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# You're living in vertigo
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# Headache
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# Don't say that I told you so
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# Breathe in
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# I need it like oxygen
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# Breathing you in
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# Heatwave
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# But there's snow on your shoes
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# Breaking
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# Like nobody asked you to
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# Breathing
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# I need it like oxygen
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# Breathing you in. #
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NATHAN: Hey.
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I love you.
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I mean, look, I know that we're
in this really old cemetery...
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GEMMA: It's historical.
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And that it's very early
in our relationship,
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but...but I do not care,
because I love you.
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-(MUSIC PLAYS ON PHONE)
-# Bah bah-bah-bah
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# Bah-bah bah-bah-bah... #
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-What...
-Oh, Jesus.
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-What the bejesus is this?
-Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
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-I'm sorry. Let me turn it off.
-No, don't turn this off!
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I want to hear this.
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The Partridge Family,
what's that,
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like an alt-right
Christian group?
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(LAUGHS) No.
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It's a TV show in the States
in the '70s.
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It...doesn't matter.
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-# I think I love you... #
-Doesn't matter.
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Oh, my God, did you
plan to have that playing
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to, like, mark the moment?
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No, no.
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If I had planned this
I would have chosen a much,
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you know, cooler song.
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Oh, what, so someone uncool must
have put this on your phone.
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Well, yeah, that's...
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That's the only reasonable
explanation, yeah.
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What kind of monster
would do such a thing?
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There are bad people out there
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and they like
their things groovy.
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(LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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-So what you said before...
-Yeah.
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Well, I feel like
if I said it now,
254
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,882
you'd think I was only saying it
because you said it first.
255
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,426
No. Well, I don't want that.
256
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,387
I don't want that,
'cause that would be bad.
257
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,055
-Well, it would cheapen us.
-Yeah.
258
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,683
-And cheap is the worst.
-Cheap is the worst.
259
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:14,229
But I will say that I like you
a lot.
260
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,773
Like, a LOT, a lot?
261
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:20,569
Like...an average lot. (LAUGHS)
262
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,655
(SONG CONTINUES)
263
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,615
# Do you think you love me?
264
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,576
# I think I love you... #
265
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,911
(MUSIC FADES)
266
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,290
RUTH: OK, cancel photographer,
267
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,793
venue, catering, stripper.
268
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,169
You booked a stripper?
269
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,255
Oh, yeah. Um...
270
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:44,259
Born Big. Amazing dancer.
271
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,595
Oh!
272
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,054
He's...
273
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,973
-Got good teeth.
-Mm.
274
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,725
RECORDING: Audrey's not here.
Don't leave a message.
275
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:52,767
(BEEP!)
276
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,271
Hi. It's me, Gemma, again.
277
00:14:56,313 --> 00:15:00,150
(SIGHS) I think you're supposed
to be on a plane to London.
278
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,402
I'm not sure if you're getting
any of my messages,
279
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,528
but it's about your brother.
280
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,863
Um...
281
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,782
(STAMMERS) I can't do this
over the phone.
282
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:08,867
Audrey, please,
283
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,661
please call me back.
284
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,789
I am...begging you.
285
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,874
(SIGHS)
286
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,711
So are we supposed to
go to the airport
287
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,922
and just hope that Nathan's
sister got on her flight?
288
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,841
She's not on any social media.
289
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,927
It's inexcusable. It's not 1993.
290
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,305
No, Ruth, it's not 1993.
291
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,890
-Well observed.
-Mm.
292
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,683
Whew.
293
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,518
How's Frank, Ruth?
294
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,228
Yeah, we're really happy. Why?
295
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,649
Oh, no, I just saw his mum
at Tesco's.
296
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,275
Oh, yes, well, yeah.
297
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,195
She's bitter about her boobs.
298
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,113
She's suing the doctor.
299
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,782
Sad, really.
300
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,326
I thought her breasts
looked nice.
301
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,204
Are you drinking?!
302
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,455
Mam, leave him alone.
303
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,498
What?
304
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,583
-No!
-Oh!
305
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,044
At a time like this.
306
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,129
Sorry, Gemma.
307
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,631
He means well.
308
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,007
But you know men.
309
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,592
It's a wonder they manage
to piss
310
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,803
without us pointing
their dicks at the toilet.
311
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,559
(COUGHS)
312
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,937
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
313
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,487
(TENDER MUSIC)
314
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,822
So, I have a question.
315
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,079
Why am I not wearing any socks?
316
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,706
'Cause my ankles are freezing.
317
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,667
Because the last time you
put on socks, Nathan, you died,
318
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,919
so maybe now is not the time
to bitch at me
319
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,255
about how the dead you
would appear in my imagination.
320
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,632
That's actually pretty petty.
321
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,428
She won't show.
322
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,139
You know she won't.
323
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:01,020
(DYNAMIC FUNK MUSIC)
324
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:05,734
# Like a broken chair,
off kilter
325
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:09,487
# Like a muddy pool, no filter
326
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,950
# Up, down, lost, found
327
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,077
# Jumping off, looking back
328
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,247
# Bounce, dizzying spin... #
329
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,665
God damn!
330
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,668
Old people are hot!
331
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,044
I'm Gemma.
332
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,131
Oh, the bride! Hey!
333
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,799
Here.
334
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,802
(SIGHS)
335
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,765
Oh, this old thing?
336
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,767
Don't worry. It's not mine.
337
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,854
So, what do you mean,
that isn't yours?
338
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,983
So, this super-sweet gay couple,
we bonded over 'Mean Girls'.
339
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,527
I still can't believe
'fetch' isn't a thing.
340
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,945
Anyway, they wanted a baby,
341
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:54,199
so Richard used his sperm
and Haru got his sister's ovum
342
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,241
and I'm the oven!
343
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,659
(CLICKS TONGUE) Ding!
344
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,871
-Wow, that's really nice of you.
-I know, right?
345
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,749
I'm making a family for these
people I hardly even know.
346
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,876
Even if they weren't paying me
a lot of money,
347
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,628
I'd still do it.
348
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:11,633
I mean, I wouldn't, but still,
it's a really good thing to do.
349
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,675
How much money?
350
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,844
Oh, my God, Ruth,
you're not allowed to ask that.
351
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,056
Where's Nathan?
352
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,684
M-maybe we should sit down.
353
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,646
-There's a cafe right here.
-I could have a coffee.
354
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:25,647
DEREK: Gemma, a coffee?
355
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,649
I tried to call you, like,
a bunch of times.
356
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,818
Left loads of messages
on your phone.
357
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,821
So...where is he?
358
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,406
You should have picked up
your phone.
359
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,536
He's dead.
360
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,544
(LAUGHS)
361
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:51,089
Nathan didn't tell me
how funny you were.
362
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,174
Or...weird.
363
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:57,053
But, uh, I... I could, uh...
364
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,349
Like, uh...
365
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,642
Like...
366
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:07,146
-That's a really nice handbag.
-Yeah, um...
367
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,816
Yeah, it's...it's Prada.
368
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:10,900
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
369
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:14,320
(RETCHES)
370
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,704
Eugh.
371
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,083
Eugh. It's fine.
372
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,043
It's fine. It's...
373
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,588
You know, it's Pra...
It's Prada, but, you know...
374
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,714
Eugh. (GAGS)
375
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,090
It's totally fine.
376
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,718
(INHALES)
377
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:40,889
Om.
378
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,186
Oh!
379
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,693
Audrey, love,
I know it's not my place,
380
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:57,071
but we really should contact
your mother.
381
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,073
Mam, it's complicated.
382
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,825
Well, someone knows
where she is.
383
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,329
I thought I wanted to see her
after my dad died, but...
384
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,248
Can I be honest with you,
Lorraine?
385
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,291
Yeah.
386
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,542
I've had a lot of therapy
387
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,669
to work through this whole Mom
abandoning us thing,
388
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,339
and I'm in such a good place
right now
389
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,342
that if I did see her,
it probably would be fine,
390
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,385
but it also probably wouldn't,
391
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,888
and id end up screaming,
"Thundercunt!"
392
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,057
while I beat her
with a coathanger.
393
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,351
(CLEARS THROAT)
394
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,061
I'm kidding, by the way.
395
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:31,314
I would not use a coathanger.
396
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,815
We'll be fine.
397
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,359
I've never used
this expression before
398
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,402
and I do not use I lightly,
but she's trouble.
399
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,237
Go.
400
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,742
I mean, I know she's Nathan's
sister, of course, but...
401
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,953
-She's a nut.
-Oh, my God. Goodnight.
402
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,747
(SIGHS)
403
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,549
Did you do this?
404
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,051
Nathan said you were an artist,
405
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,470
but I wasn't expecting you
to be good.
406
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,722
Yeah. I mean, I'm not an artist.
407
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,182
I just...
408
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,519
I just edit the contrast
of elderly people
409
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,187
on a pensioners' magazine.
410
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,564
And I do graphs.
411
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,400
I mean, they're good graphs,
but still.
412
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,571
So, they baby's dads, are they
gonna let you see the kid?
413
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,366
Yeah, they want the whole
keeping me involved deal
414
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,826
so I don't end up feeling used.
415
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,911
Regular photos, visits,
blah, blah, blah.
416
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,164
But I'm such a continuous
momentum type of person
417
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,167
that when I come to the end of
something, I'm, like, done.
418
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,420
Like, done.
419
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,006
Right.
420
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,298
(SCOFFS)
421
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,050
I don't have to stay here,
you know.
422
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,177
Oh, no, we were always
expecting you to stay, Audrey.
423
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:47,598
Yeah, but I don't have to...now,
you know?
424
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,183
(CHUCKLES)
425
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,935
I mean, where would you go?
426
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,520
I'm very resourceful.
427
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,813
-Alright.
-I am.
428
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,733
No, I didn't say you
weren't, but I'm...
429
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,735
..hardly gonna throw a pregnant
woman out on the street.
430
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,111
It's not Bethlehem.
431
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,237
Uh.
432
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,781
You really hurt him when
you didn't come for Christmas,
433
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,408
you know?
434
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,119
He paid for the flights.
All you had to do was turn up.
435
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,374
But I've only ever seen him
cry twice, and he cried.
436
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,211
When was the other time
he cried?
437
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,341
When Marlin finally finds Nemo.
438
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,970
(CHUCKLES)
439
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:36,314
(SIGHS)
440
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:41,569
(ORGAN PLAYS 'ABIDE WITH ME')
441
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,457
MAN: Shall we follow Nathan
inside?
442
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,472
People have spoken
so warmly about Nathan.
443
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,516
He was obviously
a very special man.
444
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,975
Yeah.
445
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:13,976
Mind you,
446
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:17,188
people do tend to speak
very highly of the deceased.
447
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,815
Hello.
448
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,081
We are here today...
449
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,917
..to celebrate the life
450
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:41,420
of Nathan Petraszewski.
451
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:42,964
Is that Polish?
452
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,549
DEREK: Yes.
453
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,803
Yeah, that makes sense.
(CHUCKLES)
454
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:51,889
The Poles
are a big-hearted people.
455
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:56,894
You say 'Polish',
I think 'big hearts'.
456
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,730
Great sausages. (LAUGHS)
457
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,315
Auschwitz.
458
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,863
Nathan inspired love
and affection
459
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:09,073
in everyone he knew.
460
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,950
That makes today difficult.
461
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,785
Why?
462
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,453
Because he's dead.
463
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,956
And we're not ready
to say goodbye.
464
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,333
Doesn't matter
whether you're one
465
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,210
or 101,
466
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,837
we're never ready
to say goodbye.
467
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:24,755
One is obviously the worst.
468
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:29,385
101, well, great innings,
you know, not unexpected.
469
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:30,595
See, this is what happens
470
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,638
when you don't go with
a priest in a church.
471
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,974
You get Kathy's boyfriend
to get Ian.
472
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:37,727
His online reviews are glowing,
Lorraine. Glowing!
473
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,020
Sh! Just shut up.
474
00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:42,815
I myself know a thing or two
about wrong priorities,
475
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:46,611
wasting minutes on Earth.
476
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,696
Some years ago,
I had a menswear shop
477
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,781
off the Essex Road.
478
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,450
Suitability.
479
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,410
-(LAUGHS)
-Yeah? Thank you.
480
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,122
Unfortunately,
you need more than a clever name
481
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,957
to take on the big boys
of fashion retail,
482
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,459
I'll tell you that much
for nothing.
483
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,587
Right now I'm facing
yet another bankruptcy,
484
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,631
my wife has left me for good
this time,
485
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,716
and as much as I need her
screaming in my earhole
486
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,219
like a knee in the balls, I
don't want to die alone either!
487
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,554
-I can't.
-Pretend it's not happening.
488
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,765
And you know what all this
has taught me?
489
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,391
It's taught me to stop!
490
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,602
-(INHALES)
-Breathe.
491
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:20,686
(EXHALES)
492
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,271
And remember.
493
00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,274
Four little letters.
494
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,317
Oh, please don't say 'love'.
495
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,735
If he says 'love'
I'm gonna kill him.
496
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:31,030
Four little letters
that bring us together
497
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:33,991
and make the world
a more beautiful place.
498
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,868
MDMA. Ha! I'm joking.
499
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,662
It's 'love'. L-O-V-E.
What are you doing? Oi!
500
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,956
-It's not open mic night, love.
This isn't how my brother...
501
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,582
None of this is how
it should be.
502
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:42,667
-Can I...
503
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,960
-Why are you
still standing here?
504
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,503
-OK.
-Get out!
505
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,921
Oh, well, pop in there.
506
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:48,172
KATHY: Would you feck off, Ian?
507
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,383
AUDREY: Further away. Further!
508
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,551
Oh, OK.
509
00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,471
(DOOR OPENS)
510
00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,348
My brother deserves, like...
511
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,557
(DOOR SLAMS)
512
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,601
..a really amazing celebration.
513
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,770
None of this feels like
it's about Nathan,
514
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:04,981
and it doesn't say we love him.
515
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,233
And we do, right?
516
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:09,485
I love him more than anything
in the world.
517
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,656
(AUDREY CRIES)
518
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:19,078
(ORGAN PLAYS 'AVE MARIA')
519
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:30,214
LORRAINE: So he said
it's a paradoxical embolism,
520
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,717
and she was laughing.
521
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:36,095
Gemma's response, denial,
is totally normal
522
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,097
at this stage of the process.
523
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:40,057
I was on a flight to Washington,
524
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,768
and we lost 36B.
525
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,854
Heart attack. Dead.
526
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:47,481
Every flight attendant's
worst nightmare.
527
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:50,276
God. Well, that's awful, Ruth.
528
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,486
Yeah, but it felt so normal,
529
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,196
reflex, even,
530
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:57,450
to just keep offering him meals
and light refreshments.
531
00:26:57,491 --> 00:27:00,328
It was only when I looked up
from the food service trolley
532
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:01,996
and saw the blanket
belted over his head
533
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:04,373
that I remembered, "Oh, yeah,
534
00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:06,542
"he doesn't want the chicken
or the fish."
535
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,340
LORRAINE: Right.
536
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,927
HOST: And in third place on 41,
537
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,846
He's Not a Paedo.
538
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:22,224
In second place, The Betty White
Preservation Society, on 45.
539
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,809
-(GASPS) Hey!
-Whoo!
540
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,687
HOST: And in first place,
last week's champs,
541
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,606
Gwyneth's Head is in the Box
542
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,150
with an impressive 47.
543
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:32,610
MAN: Whoo-whoo! Winners!
544
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,821
And now for something
a little unorthodox -
545
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,573
a bonus question.
546
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,325
Ooh!
547
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,660
HOST: The most important
question of the evening,
548
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:44,705
nay, for some of you,
the most important question
549
00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,874
of your lives.
550
00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:50,503
Ooh! (LAUGHS)
551
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:53,172
What film am I?
552
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,383
I'm a romantic comedy.
553
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,385
Eugh. Vom. Right,
I'm gonna get the beers in.
554
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,636
-No, sit down.
-Ow!
555
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,096
Oh, my God, you just hit me!
556
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:03,057
He's American,
extremely good-looking,
557
00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:06,268
with an arse as pert as the
first stone fruit of the season.
558
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,353
Bit of an exaggeration.
559
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,439
She is a goddess,
560
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:13,067
beautiful, complicated
561
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,236
and completely unique.
562
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,904
Oh, my God,
sound fucking woeful.
563
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,614
-Who wrote this show?
-(THUMP!)
564
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,157
Ow! Ow. Why are you kicking me?
565
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:24,829
They meet on a foggy night
in Old London Town.
566
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,622
She entrances him
567
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:29,458
by swigging gin
from her handbag
568
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,503
and sharing her loud opinions
on cat poo.
569
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:36,257
He entrances her
by leaving his own party
570
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:39,176
and following her to the deepest
depths of Hackney.
571
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,470
OK, guys, I'm not getting this.
Should we put 'Notting Hill'?
572
00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:43,848
In a dead-end lane, they attend
a festival of the oppressed...
573
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:44,849
Oh, my God.
574
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,475
..at an anarchist
warehouse squat.
575
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,270
-Oh!
-No! Oh, my God, no!
576
00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:51,439
..where, instead of planning
to smash the state...
577
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,107
I'm gonna die,
I'm actually gonna die. No.
578
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:56,861
She convinces him that 'Who's
the Boss?' is a searing satire
579
00:28:56,902 --> 00:29:01,031
of class and gender,
and nobody vacuums like...
580
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,200
Tony Danza, I...
Oh, God. Stop it.
581
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,201
Before she met him,
582
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,871
she said she never wanted
to get married, but...
583
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,539
I'm actually gonna die.
584
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,751
-God! Oh, please, God.
-Sh, sh, sh!
585
00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:13,794
NATHAN: Thanks.
586
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,255
(LOUDLY) Check... Oh.
587
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,799
-Uh, my microphone voice.
-I'll murder you.
588
00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:19,842
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
589
00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:22,845
Uh...
590
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:26,891
I've always been
a pretty self-sufficient...
591
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,893
I've always been a pretty
self-sufficient guy.
592
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:34,148
Um, all my life, you know, I've
always taken care of myself.
593
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,151
That's just the way it was,
and that...
594
00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,487
That's just who I am, you know?
595
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,239
And I got by.
It was fine, you know?
596
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:45,159
Um, you still gotta wake up
every morning.
597
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,243
Right?
598
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,580
And...and then I meet you
599
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:53,125
and my whole world changed.
600
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,378
It was like, uh...
601
00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:02,051
It was like I've been sitting
alone in the dark,
602
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:06,931
and I didn't even realise it
until you turned on the lights.
603
00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:09,808
So, um...
604
00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,062
Whew.
605
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,191
Mm.
606
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,944
Will you marry me?
607
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:28,494
And there are a lot
of people watching,
608
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,162
so if the answer
is no right now,
609
00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:32,873
just say yes
and you can say no later, OK?
610
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:36,335
(TENTATIVE MUSIC)
611
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:37,586
(SIGHS)
612
00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:44,677
I just...
613
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:51,684
-Ah, yeah, why not?
-(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
614
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,102
RUTH: Whoo!
615
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,854
(LAUGHS)
I was dying to tell you!
616
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:58,023
Whoo!
617
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,442
Hooray!
618
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:01,902
Oh. Oh!
619
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,237
Stop it.
620
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,823
(MOUTHS WORDS)
621
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,950
(ONLOOKERS CHEER)
622
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,036
(PENSIVE MUSIC)
623
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,124
DEREK: What about presents?
624
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,376
I mean, people
might have bought presents.
625
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:20,045
LORRAINE: Good idea.
Cancel the orders straight away.
626
00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,089
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
627
00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:23,132
Stop!
628
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,342
Can everyone just shush?
629
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,053
Er, so, this might sound mad,
630
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:31,557
but, erm, Nathan really wanted
to marry me.
631
00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:34,893
Like, really wanted to marry me.
632
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,478
So...
633
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,398
..why not get married?
634
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,447
Er...
635
00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:49,700
..Gemma, love...
636
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:50,993
Er...
637
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,495
Nathan is dead.
638
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:56,165
Yeah, Mam, I know that.
Thanks for the heads-up.
639
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:59,126
We just attended
the world's worst funeral,
640
00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,127
and that's my point.
641
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,545
We were supposed to be
getting married,
642
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,213
that's what we were
supposed to be doing,
643
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,298
not whatever today was.
644
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:08,260
And our story cannot end on Ian,
645
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:10,429
a man who probably
does weird stuff to lizards.
646
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:13,098
Well, the bit where they played
'Ave Maria' was quite nice.
647
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,142
Yeah, but, Mammy, it had nothing
to do with Nathan.
648
00:32:15,184 --> 00:32:17,269
Aren't we supposed to be doing
what Nathan wanted?
649
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:19,355
And what he wanted,
650
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,899
God, what he wanted
was to get married.
651
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,276
Tracey Emin married a rock.
652
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,237
I'm just saying,
653
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,156
people do weird shit for love.
654
00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:30,824
Well, thanks for that, Audrey.
655
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,743
Yeah.
656
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,745
I really want to keep
my promise to him.
657
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:38,749
And if Tracey Emin
can marry a rock...
658
00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:41,085
..then I want to marry Nathan.
659
00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:44,463
Right.
660
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,138
AUDREY: Smell my breath.
(EXHALES)
661
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,598
-GEMMA: What? No!
-Smell it.
662
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,683
-Smell your breath!
-(AUDREY EXHALES)
663
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,142
AUDREY: You get
that chicken soup smell?
664
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,186
It's so weird.
I don't eat chicken.
665
00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:00,729
OK, let me search this.
666
00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:01,772
Oh!
667
00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:02,815
No, no, it's OK.
668
00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:05,359
"Can I marry my cousin?" No.
669
00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:06,402
"My dog?" no.
670
00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:07,820
-Oh.
-Oh, there. "My dead fiance."
671
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,488
Yes, "The Lord Chief Justice
672
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,949
"may authorise a solemnisation
of marriage
673
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,201
"if one of the spouses died
674
00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:16,787
"after the completion
of official formalities
675
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:18,914
"marking an unequivocal
consent."
676
00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,249
"Official formalities",
what is that?
677
00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:21,375
So that's like giving notice.
678
00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,585
So, in England, you have to go
to the registry office
679
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,212
before you get married
and answer questions like,
680
00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:26,714
"Oh, are you already married?"
681
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,465
or "Do you have
the same parents?"
682
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,092
Is there a lot of incest
in England?
683
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:31,093
I'd say above average.
684
00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:34,555
But the point is Nathan and I
gave notice months ago.
685
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:35,597
It's unequivocal consent.
686
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,307
It's proof that Nathan
wanted to marry me.
687
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,684
Wow!
688
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:41,186
So you can, technically,
marry a dead guy.
689
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,772
That is fucked up!
690
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,150
I'm not judging.
691
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:49,278
I once dated a woman who thought
we evolved from fish.
692
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,072
We did, though.
693
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:57,786
Oh, look, I can marry Nathan if
the Lord Chief Justice approves.
694
00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,288
How do we get approval?
695
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,708
Let's ask her.
696
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:05,794
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC)
697
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,254
# Don't lock up your love
698
00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:09,131
# Don't lock up
your love from me
699
00:34:09,173 --> 00:34:11,133
# When you know I've got the key
700
00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,218
# Don't lock up
your love from me
701
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,679
# 'Cause I'll walk
right out on you
702
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:19,016
# And I'll set your heart free
703
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,517
# Don't lock up your love
704
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,561
# Don't lock up
your love from me
705
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,021
# When you know
I'm your desire
706
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,356
# Don't lock up
your love from me
707
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,776
# And although you resist me,
baby
708
00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:32,112
# I'll be fuelling the fire
709
00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:33,781
# Oh, oh, oh... #
710
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:38,994
AUDREY: Yes! There it is.
711
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:42,372
The Lord Chief Justice,
at a conference.
712
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,541
-Let's do it!
-No, Audrey, no.
713
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,961
Gemma, do you love Nathan?
714
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,755
Do you want to marry him?
715
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,592
Yeah, OK.
716
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,969
Well, it's time to woman
the fuck up.
717
00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,598
Grab hold of your labia.
Let's do this, yeah!
718
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,391
-(THUMP!)
-Oh, my God!
719
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,644
-Oh, she hit the bone.
-Sorry.
720
00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:10,192
Wow, that is a fabulous dress.
721
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,736
Oh, found our names.
722
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,571
Here's me and here's you.
723
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,323
-Thank you.
-Mm-hm.
724
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:17,366
Valerie Goldsmith.
725
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,409
Oh, of course.
726
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:20,911
Sorry, didn't recognise you.
727
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,247
The American accent threw me.
728
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,498
Hm?
729
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:25,999
I thought you were British.
730
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,710
Mm. Yeah.
731
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,212
(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)
I was born in Australia.
732
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,005
(GERMAN ACCENT)
But my father's German.
733
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,132
In zee army. Ein Oberstleutnant.
734
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,510
(FRENCH ACCENT) So I grew up,
you know, everywhere.
735
00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:38,804
I went to medical school
at Paree...
736
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:40,806
(SOUTHERN US ACCENT)
..then my residency in Texas,
737
00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:43,225
so I don't know what accent's
gonna fly out of my mouth.
738
00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:44,685
(LAUGHS)
739
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:46,103
RECEPTIONIST: Oh.
740
00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:50,065
Oh, sorry, yes, I'm...
741
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,943
I'm Kevin Wu.
742
00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:54,695
Thanks so much.
743
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,076
GEMMA: Now that we're here
744
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,036
I feel like we really
should have a plan.
745
00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:04,746
(AUDREY LAUGHS) A plan!
746
00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:08,500
Kevin.
747
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,711
You get to be Valerie
and I have to be Kevin.
748
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,087
It's a gender-neutral name.
749
00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:13,839
No genders
want to be called Kevin.
750
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,258
Can we just take one of these?
Thank you.
751
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,346
Kevin Wu.
752
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,140
(SLURPS)
753
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,268
Yes, that is me.
754
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,228
I...I didn't think you'd be...
755
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,772
Oh, well... (CHUCKLES)
756
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:33,317
David, erm...
757
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,152
It's actually
a gender-neutral name.
758
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,403
Yeah. Get with the times.
759
00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:38,697
Yeah. Wise up, man. (CHUCKLES)
760
00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:40,449
Alright, well,
I was just reading your report
761
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,909
into mandatory sentencing.
762
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,952
It's...a bit draconian,
don't you think?
763
00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:47,205
No evidence it works as
an effective deterrent anywhere.
764
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,668
Er, she was drunk
when she wrote it.
765
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,420
She has a drinking problem.
766
00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:54,755
(SNIFFS)
767
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:55,839
(SIGHS)
768
00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,927
-(SLAMS DOWN CUP)
-That was actually tea.
769
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,428
Lie to me. I don't care.
770
00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:04,181
But when you lie to yourself,
you break my heart.
771
00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,726
(CHIME SOUNDS)
772
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:08,727
Shall we?
773
00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:11,146
MAN OVER SPEAKER: The conference
is commencing now.
774
00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:12,856
It was lovely meeting you,
David.
775
00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:17,152
(AUDREY SIGHS)
776
00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:19,529
-Fuck!
-Uh-uh.
777
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:21,907
GEMMA: Oh, God.
778
00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:25,369
(GEMMA AND AUDREY
WHISPER INDISTINCTLY)
779
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,538
MAN: All rise.
780
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,083
(POSH VOICE)
Good afternoon.
781
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,542
Thank you.
782
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:38,507
So, shall we get started?
783
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:45,430
(GEMMA CLEARS THROAT)
784
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,476
MAN: We agree that
the status quo isn't working,
785
00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:51,812
but we're yet to be convinced
786
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:54,940
that there's any merit
in zones of tolerance.
787
00:37:54,982 --> 00:37:59,444
And if you allow women who work
in the prostitution profession
788
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,989
to continue their trade
and, indeed...
789
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:03,365
-(SNORES)
-..offer them concessions
790
00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:05,117
and securities,
791
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:08,996
it will send
entirely the wrong message...
792
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,039
(AUDREY MOANS SOFTLY)
793
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,127
..chiefly because it legitimises
794
00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:17,212
what is a criminal act.
795
00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:21,133
You don't incentivise someone
to make something of her life
796
00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:23,635
if you simply offer them
the easy way out.
797
00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,303
(LAUGHS SCORNFULLY)
798
00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:29,558
I'm sorry, Valerie,
799
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,685
was there something
you wanted to contribute
800
00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:32,978
between naps?
801
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:37,315
Actually, Neil,
I do have something to say.
802
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:40,444
(QUIETLY) No, no, no, no.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
803
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,446
Easy way out?
804
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:46,575
You ever fought an ex-Marine
over a can of corn?
805
00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:50,287
You ever have to sleep
in a dumpster
806
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:54,458
'cause you were afraid
of being raped or worse?
807
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,376
'Cause I have.
808
00:38:56,418 --> 00:39:00,172
So, yeah, I may have done some
pretty ugly things in my life,
809
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,966
but I didn't just survive.
810
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,427
I sur-thrived!
811
00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:07,596
What is it that you find
so threatening, Neil?
812
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:09,389
That women should be paid
for something
813
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,433
you think
you're entitled to for free?
814
00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:12,559
-WOMAN: Yes!
-That's it!
815
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:13,602
WOMAN 2: I agree.
816
00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:14,895
(PEOPLE MURMUR)
817
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:18,774
That kind of personal attack
is completely unjustified.
818
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,025
You know what, Neil?
819
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:25,781
Fuck the police!
820
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:27,157
-Oh.
-(PEOPLE EXCLAIM)
821
00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:32,454
-GEMMA: No.
-(AUDREY GRUNTS)
822
00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:34,915
(CHANTS) Two, four, six, eight!
823
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,875
Stop the violence!
Stop the hate!
824
00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:38,877
Two, four, six, eight!
825
00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:40,962
Smash the police state!
826
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,007
No, no, no, no, no, no.
827
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,843
When I say, "Whose streets?"
you say, "Our streets."
828
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,637
Whose streets?
829
00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:53,100
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
830
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:54,726
-Let's try again. OK.
-No.
831
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,062
When I say, "Whose streets?"
you say, "Our streets."
832
00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:58,105
Whose streets?
833
00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,356
No.
834
00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:04,069
Our streets.
835
00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:07,489
Sorry I'm late. I'm Valerie.
836
00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:11,785
-Oh, fuck.
-I think is my seat.
837
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,704
Oh. Um...
838
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,166
Your Lord Chief of Justice,
839
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:20,502
um, I was wondering if
I could talk to you about
840
00:40:20,544 --> 00:40:22,087
a posthumous marriage.
841
00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:25,549
Um... I suppose now is not
a very good time, though, is it?
842
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,634
Who are you?
843
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,387
-Oh! Um, I'm...
-She's Kevin Wu.
844
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,893
(AUDREY GRUNTS)
845
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,728
Jesus, your hands are freezing!
846
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:41,648
It's like being molested
by a penguin! Eugh!
847
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:47,737
In retrospect, you probably
should have had a plan.
848
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,114
(VENDOR SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
849
00:40:49,156 --> 00:40:52,450
(AUDREY MUMBLES) Now, see, the
mushroom layer is the best part.
850
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,828
You sure you don't want
just a little bite?
851
00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:55,996
No.
852
00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,747
-No?
-No.
853
00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,499
-OK.
-Erm, you know what?
854
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:01,418
Er, like, not that I should, er,
855
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,671
trust your judgement in light of
your recent actions, but...
856
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:09,050
..do you think that this
whole wedding thing is bonkers?
857
00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,011
'Bonkers' is such a cute word.
858
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,762
Almost as cute as 'tea cosy'.
859
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,557
Yeah.
860
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,309
(STAMMERS) Yeah, no.
No. No, no, no.
861
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,476
(STAMMERS) I mean, do you...
862
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,395
Like, do you think
that this is, like, insane?
863
00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:23,148
-Like, is it crazy?
-Definitely.
864
00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:24,649
(GEMMA EXHALES)
865
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,067
OK, you're not getting
what I'm saying.
866
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:28,737
What I mean is, like,
am I wrong?
867
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:31,865
No. Not at all.
868
00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:34,784
Yeah, see, now,
that...that should...
869
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,620
That should set off
a load of alarm bells
870
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,788
because the only person who gets
me is practically certifiable.
871
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,001
(VENDOR SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY
IN DISTANCE)
872
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:48,882
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
873
00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:50,634
(GEMMA LAUGHS)
874
00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:54,054
Yes. (LAUGHS)
875
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,138
Oh, what?
876
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,015
So, I have to wear
a stupid white dress
877
00:41:57,057 --> 00:41:59,142
and you won't even wear
one flashing bow tie?
878
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,102
-(CHUCKLES)
-No, no, no.
879
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:04,397
It's not about your dress.
I don't care about your dress.
880
00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:06,316
It's just about how, you know,
881
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:10,028
you seem so uncomfortable
with everything, you know?
882
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:13,615
I mean, are you so embarrassed
with getting married
883
00:42:13,657 --> 00:42:15,867
that the only way
that we can have this wedding
884
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,077
is if it's in air quotes?
885
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,120
Because whenever you talk with
anyone about it, it's always,
886
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:20,747
"Oh, no, no, no,
it's not a wedding.
887
00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:22,082
"It's a conscious coupling."
888
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,918
"Oh, no, it's not a wedding.
It's a visa scam."
889
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,920
Oh, my God!
Have a sense of humour.
890
00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:28,838
You're so earnest and American.
891
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,632
I'm sorry. I just...
892
00:42:30,674 --> 00:42:32,050
I feel like you only said yes
893
00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,677
because there were
a bunch of people there.
894
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,303
And that's on me. That's on me.
895
00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:38,306
I went with
the big dumb romantic gesture.
896
00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:41,643
I'll be honest, Nathan, I don't
know what more you want from me.
897
00:42:41,685 --> 00:42:44,271
I just want to feel like
this means as much to you
898
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:45,438
as it means to me.
899
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,439
Well, that's impossible.
900
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:49,025
Also, nobody knows how
they'll feel in 50 years' time.
901
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,277
Wh... (SCOFFS)
902
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,320
Are you saying
you don't believe in marriage?
903
00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:53,571
(STAMMERS)
904
00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:57,701
I mean, it's important to you,
so I'm marrying you.
905
00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,494
What I do promise is that
906
00:42:59,536 --> 00:43:01,705
I will be always honest with you
about how I feel.
907
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,498
Always. So...
908
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:07,752
Yeah, but you ended
every relationship you've had.
909
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:08,795
Yeah.
910
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,797
Yeah, I got out of them
before they went bad,
911
00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:13,383
but the point is
I'm trying with you, Nathan.
912
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,510
I am fucking trying.
913
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,347
Actually, would you rather
we were like my parents?
914
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,558
They don't even sleep in
the same room as each other.
915
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,560
I actually don't think they even
like each other anymore.
916
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,562
Life isn't like
'The Partridge Family'
917
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,023
where everyone
just gets on a fuckin' bus
918
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,899
and sings feel-good songs.
919
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:30,942
(LAUGHS SCORNFULLY)
920
00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:32,694
Wow. So, you're 'trying'?
921
00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:33,737
-Yes.
-OK.
922
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:34,779
Well, I'm sorry,
923
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:37,157
but I don't think
someone should have to try
924
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,700
when it's someone they love.
925
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:40,994
It shouldn't be
some sort of Herculean effort.
926
00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:43,204
Oh, my God, I actually can't
believe we're doing this again.
927
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:45,623
Just because I don't say it
all the time, it doesn't mean...
928
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,001
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not about that, OK?
929
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,836
This is about the fact that
I feel like
930
00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:51,379
I am the one
driving everything -
931
00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:52,964
like, everything!
932
00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,675
I am the one that made us
finally settle on a date.
933
00:43:55,717 --> 00:43:58,136
I got us the custom pinatas,
the lanterns.
934
00:43:58,178 --> 00:43:59,763
I even designed the bouquet!
935
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,556
I may care about this too much,
936
00:44:01,598 --> 00:44:03,767
but you don't seem
to care about it, like, at all.
937
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:06,478
That is not fair, Nathan.
That is not fair.
938
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:10,315
Yeah? I know you haven't started
writing your vows.
939
00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:11,358
You know what?
940
00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:14,361
I actually think that you are so
scarred from your mother leaving
941
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,196
that you're trying to
lock me in.
942
00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,073
But the truth is, Nathan,
in real life,
943
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,742
families will break
your fuckin' heart.
944
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:28,458
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
945
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,543
Hey!
946
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:31,878
Have you seen these?
947
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,880
(SOUTHERN US ACCENT)
I feel like fuckin' my uncle
948
00:44:33,922 --> 00:44:35,882
and riding a mechanical bull,
god damn it.
949
00:44:35,924 --> 00:44:37,592
Come on!
950
00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:41,846
MAN: And here. And again here.
951
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,015
And here.
952
00:44:45,392 --> 00:44:46,935
And here.
953
00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:50,730
A letter requesting
a posthumous marriage,
954
00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:52,690
also known as necrogamy.
955
00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:54,234
'Necrogamy'.
956
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,903
Saves having to fake a lifetime
of orgasms, I suppose.
957
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:58,988
(GIGGLES)
958
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,198
(CLEARS THROAT)
959
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,617
It's from Miss Gemma Fitzgerald.
960
00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:05,078
She was here at the conference
pretending to be Kevin Wu.
961
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,705
Oh, yes, her.
962
00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:10,834
Have you heard that Kevin Wu
has an alcohol problem?
963
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:14,087
I know. Should I send him
some flowers on your behalf?
964
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:17,507
Why? He's an alcoholic,
not an expectant mother.
965
00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:18,925
No, draft a letter.
966
00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:21,636
"Dear Ms Fitzgerald,
yadda, yadda, yadda. No."
967
00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:24,305
I've looked into it
and, technically -
968
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,766
I mean, technically -
969
00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:29,436
her request is not
without legal foundation.
970
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,896
The 1807 Posthumous Marriage Act
971
00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:34,107
was created
during the Napoleonic Wars
972
00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:36,901
to enable betrothed couples
separated by war
973
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,695
and ultimately death
974
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,238
to marry.
975
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,200
The Act's never been overturned,
so, technically...
976
00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:51,040
You've got the sort of face that
absolutely begs to be punched.
977
00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,504
(DOOR BUZZES)
978
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,927
Fuck me with a pickle.
Dylan Campbell.
979
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:07,432
God! I miss him.
980
00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:08,766
Whoa.
981
00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:12,353
You're...you're with child.
982
00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:14,355
-Don't I know it.
-Hah!
983
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,815
Come on in.
984
00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:21,988
Come on.
985
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,158
Everyone,
this is Dylan Campbell.
986
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,826
Dylan Campbell!
987
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:28,703
What are you doing here?
(GRUNTS)
988
00:46:28,745 --> 00:46:30,747
I am so sorry.
989
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,625
Oh, wow. Yeah. OK.
990
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,004
Yeah. Yeah, thank...
991
00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:40,840
Uh, this is Nathan's best friend
from home.
992
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:42,926
-Dylan.
-Hey.
993
00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,719
I just wanted to be with people
994
00:46:44,761 --> 00:46:46,304
who knew and loved him,
you know?
995
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:50,058
And my flight was
non-refundable, so...
996
00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:55,939
(PHONE CHIMES)
997
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,611
Fuck me with two pickles!
998
00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:03,363
What?
999
00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,698
We have a meeting with
the Lord Chief Justice.
1000
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,450
No!
1001
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,410
What?! Audrey!
1002
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,912
(LAUGHS)
1003
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,872
-Oh!
-We did it!
1004
00:47:12,914 --> 00:47:14,999
-Guys, how amazing is this?
-Mm!
1005
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,257
(GEMMA SIGHS HAPPILY)
1006
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:26,886
-MAN: It's just around here.
-Thank you.
1007
00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:29,806
Some of these books
are hundreds of years old,
1008
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,307
which is
just a few years younger
1009
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,725
than the Lord Chief Justice.
1010
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:33,851
(ALL CHUCKLE)
1011
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,728
-Don't tell her I said that.
-No.
1012
00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:36,854
PATRON: Shh.
1013
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:38,982
Thank you so much
for agreeing to meet with us,
1014
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:42,193
especially after, um...
what happened last time.
1015
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:45,822
Yes, well, love makes us
do mad things, doesn't it?
1016
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,490
For what it's worth,
1017
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,409
I agreed with what you said
at the conference.
1018
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:52,829
Neil Ashford's idea of
helping vulnerable women
1019
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,122
is to incarcerate them,
1020
00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,833
so well done you for
calling him out on his bullshit.
1021
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,710
So, actually,
you're grateful I was there.
1022
00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:01,462
-No. You ruined the event.
-Oh.
1023
00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:03,798
So, let's get down to
the business in hand.
1024
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,050
-Necrogamy.
-A horrible word.
1025
00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,343
No one has been granted
1026
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:09,846
a posthumous marriage licence
in this country since...
1027
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,431
1816.
1028
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:14,726
What I don't understand is,
why marry him?
1029
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,185
It'd be purely symbolic.
1030
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:20,315
Yes, but aren't most marriages
just symbolic things?
1031
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:23,276
I mean, rings, certificates -
1032
00:48:23,318 --> 00:48:24,986
they're all just symbols,
aren't they?
1033
00:48:25,028 --> 00:48:26,613
No, I'd have to disagree
with you there,
1034
00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:28,281
speaking as someone
who's been married and divorced
1035
00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:29,741
more than once.
1036
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:32,535
(CHUCKLES)
No, if rings and certificates
1037
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,953
were all we had to live with...
1038
00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:35,079
No.
1039
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,831
Marriage doesn't exist
in the symbolic,
1040
00:48:36,873 --> 00:48:39,709
but in the real lived now.
1041
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:45,006
Have you heard of Irene Jodart?
1042
00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:46,215
Remind me.
1043
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:50,053
Well, she was this woman
in France
1044
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:53,640
who, in the '50s,
her fiance was killed
1045
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,183
when this dam broke
1046
00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,727
and it killed a couple of
hundred other people.
1047
00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:02,106
And when President de Gaulle
came to visit the village,
1048
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:06,235
she begged him
to let her marry her fiance
1049
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,237
and he agreed.
1050
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,907
And maybe it was because of
the pressures of the media
1051
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,827
or maybe it was because
he felt sorry for her
1052
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:18,665
or maybe it was because
he understood
1053
00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:21,918
that sometimes
the symbolic is all you have.
1054
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,127
Oh.
1055
00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:29,801
Mm. Well, you know the problem
with the French, don't you?
1056
00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:33,554
They're just too...
1057
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,807
-French?
-(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1058
00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:40,228
See, if I'm to even consider
your proposal,
1059
00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:42,063
I need the family's approval.
1060
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:43,773
-Oh, well, I mean...
-I approve.
1061
00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:46,526
And you need to demonstrate
without doubt
1062
00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:49,070
that Mr Petraszewski
1063
00:49:49,112 --> 00:49:50,697
would have married you
had he not died.
1064
00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:51,739
Yes, we have the...
1065
00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,157
And a letter of intention
to marry
1066
00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:54,742
isn't going to get you anywhere.
1067
00:49:54,784 --> 00:49:56,828
I could give Alan here
a letter of my intention
1068
00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,371
to go Pilates this evening,
1069
00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:01,582
but he knows as well as I do
that I'll be at home on the sofa
1070
00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:02,917
finishing a bottle of Malbec.
1071
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:04,669
Just the one bottle? (CHUCKLES)
1072
00:50:04,711 --> 00:50:05,878
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1073
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,755
I'll do the jokes,
thank you, Alan.
1074
00:50:09,424 --> 00:50:13,052
No, I'm afraid what
you're asking is impossible.
1075
00:50:13,094 --> 00:50:14,178
No.
1076
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:20,435
If they can fake the moon
landing, nothing is impossible.
1077
00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:24,731
We will find you proof and this
woman will marry my brother.
1078
00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:28,568
Do you even exist inside
your mind for five minutes?
1079
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,528
Thank you so much for your time.
1080
00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:33,322
ALAN: I'll see you out.
1081
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:36,492
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
1082
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:49,505
OK. Er, I think I've got
everything that you need here.
1083
00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:53,801
Um, so, I've got a copy
of the menu.
1084
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:54,844
Oh, yeah.
1085
00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:56,763
And I've also got
a copy of the invoice
1086
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,140
which shows the date
you made the booking
1087
00:50:59,182 --> 00:51:01,768
and how much of the deposit
you've already paid.
1088
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:04,061
So, enough proof that
you were planning a wedding,
1089
00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:05,104
I should think.
1090
00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:06,939
Yeah. That's...that's great.
Thank you very much, Tim.
1091
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,274
That's really helpful.
1092
00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:14,530
I think this probably isn't
the best time,
1093
00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,616
but then you think,
"When is the best time?"
1094
00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:19,702
And then you sort of end up
never actually asking.
1095
00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:20,870
What?
1096
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,749
I don't want to speak ill
of the dead...
1097
00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:27,126
Oh, my God, Tim!
What are you talking about?
1098
00:51:27,168 --> 00:51:29,712
(STAMMERS) I'm pretty sure...
1099
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,673
..I caught Nathan cheating.
1100
00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:35,092
-What?!
-My brother would never...
1101
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:40,473
I saw him go to the men's room
and he was...
1102
00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:44,644
He was on his phone.
1103
00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:47,772
And?
1104
00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:50,233
He was on his phone, Gemma!
1105
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:54,237
Completely compromises
the integrity of the event
1106
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:58,699
if dishonest people think they
can just google the answers.
1107
00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:02,703
Oh, the quiz. He's talking
about cheating on the quiz. OK.
1108
00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:05,748
AUDREY: What the fuck
are you talking about?
1109
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:08,960
And more importantly,
why do you look like a marmot?
1110
00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:10,711
-GEMMA: Audrey...
-(STAMMERS) Wa... Ho...
1111
00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:13,673
The questions
don't write themselves, OK?
1112
00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:16,759
The themed montage
and accompanying soundtrack
1113
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:19,053
does not cut itself together.
1114
00:52:19,095 --> 00:52:22,640
So, when someone does not
respect the no-phones policy,
1115
00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:24,934
it's like saying
what I do doesn't matter.
1116
00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:27,270
It's like saying I don't matter.
1117
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,064
I just called you a rodent.
You don't matter!
1118
00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:32,316
My brother is dead
and you're focused on trivia,
1119
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,402
which, by its very definition,
is trivial!
1120
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:37,738
I am sorry that
your brother is dead,
1121
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:42,076
but that does not give you an
excuse to be excessively rude.
1122
00:52:42,118 --> 00:52:44,370
(GASPS)
1123
00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:46,372
You ever had your ass kicked
by a pregnant woman?
1124
00:52:46,414 --> 00:52:48,916
Can you calm down and stop
overturning furniture, please?
1125
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:51,377
You keep looking at me
like I'm crazy
1126
00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:54,589
and this foetus and I
will fuck you up!
1127
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,716
OK, OK. Yep.
1128
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:02,263
I take it you no longer
1129
00:53:02,305 --> 00:53:04,140
want to proceed
with the wedding booking.
1130
00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:06,392
Oh, no, be lovely to have
it here. That'd be grand.
1131
00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:07,476
Thanks, Tim.
1132
00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:12,481
-(PHONE CHIMES)
-(AUDREY GRUNTS)
1133
00:53:21,908 --> 00:53:25,870
(LAUGHS)
1134
00:53:25,912 --> 00:53:26,871
-Oh.
-Feel this.
1135
00:53:26,913 --> 00:53:28,581
-Oh, no. What, really?
-No, no, really.
1136
00:53:28,623 --> 00:53:30,541
-Oh. Aah!
-(LAUGHS) Feel that?
1137
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:31,959
-(LAUGHS) God, that's nuts.
-Wait, do you?
1138
00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:34,253
Yeah, yeah,
that's really weird. Wow.
1139
00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:35,504
-Sorry.
-No, that's...
1140
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:36,672
BOTH: Yeah.
1141
00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:39,216
God.
1142
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:44,555
I, uh, didn't tell Nathan
about the baby.
1143
00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,476
I thought he'd, you know,
"What's wrong with you?
1144
00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:51,395
"You just keep jumping from
one poorly thought-out decision
1145
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,022
"to another."
1146
00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:56,317
You know, I-I-I think he would
have been proud of you.
1147
00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:58,611
You're making a family
for someone.
1148
00:53:58,653 --> 00:54:01,739
-Really? You think?
-Yeah.
1149
00:54:01,781 --> 00:54:03,282
I mean, he'd be super critical
1150
00:54:03,324 --> 00:54:04,742
about your decision-making,
sure.
1151
00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:08,996
(LAUGHS) Obviously,
there is so much to criticise.
1152
00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:10,665
Yeah, but I think
he'd support you.
1153
00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,875
Do you know what?
In fact, I am sure of it.
1154
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,502
He would support you.
1155
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,880
Um...
1156
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:22,218
You know how I, uh,
didn't make it for Christmas?
1157
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,388
I missed my flight because
1158
00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:28,641
I didn't have the bus fare
to get to the airport.
1159
00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:32,770
I had $6.37 in my account
and nowhere to sleep. Uh...
1160
00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:34,605
I mean, where were your friends?
1161
00:54:34,647 --> 00:54:37,858
I'm not really good at
the friends thing.
1162
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,987
I want them, but after a while,
they don't really want me.
1163
00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:45,116
So, Nathan dies thinking that
I don't give a shit about him.
1164
00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:47,493
He's the only person in my life
that I care about
1165
00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:50,037
and I let him think that
because I didn't have...
1166
00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:51,664
Come on. Come here.
1167
00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:54,792
(TENDER MUSIC)
1168
00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:57,753
We're never gonna be OK again,
are we?
1169
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,924
No. Probably not.
1170
00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:07,471
OK, come on.
1171
00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,932
I've got a wedding dress
to try on.
1172
00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,768
(GENTLE SOUL MUSIC)
1173
00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,353
GEMMA: Oh, drum roll. Yeah.
1174
00:55:14,395 --> 00:55:16,063
(CHUCKLES)
1175
00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,356
This is the... Oh!
1176
00:55:17,398 --> 00:55:19,150
Oh, wow. Oh, my God.
1177
00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:20,735
-AUDREY: Yeah.
-Yeah.
1178
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:22,069
-Yeah. Oh, God.
-Gorgeous.
1179
00:55:22,111 --> 00:55:23,195
Yeah. I think...
1180
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:26,532
I just think it's probably,
like, maybe half an inch...
1181
00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:27,575
-Oh, that's...
-..too wide.
1182
00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:28,993
No, that's easy.
Let's have a look.
1183
00:55:29,035 --> 00:55:31,620
I don't wanna have to wear
a bra, so I want that support.
1184
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,289
-A bit of a lift?
-Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
1185
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,249
So, just whatever
you're doing there.
1186
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,877
OK, hang on. So, let's try that.
A bit of a... Hang on.
1187
00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,503
-Perfect.
-A bit of a pinch like that.
1188
00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:42,006
Is there any way of, like,
bringing the bones of it in
1189
00:55:42,048 --> 00:55:44,425
to lift it up or is that
a mad thing to suggest?
1190
00:55:44,467 --> 00:55:45,468
No, that's...
1191
00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,970
I mean, it's very traditional,
but I like it.
1192
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,847
And then we've got pockets.
1193
00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:50,848
-(AUDREY GASPS)
-What?
1194
00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:52,099
-Yeah.
-Oh!
1195
00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:54,643
-Oh, my God! No way!
-Yeah.
1196
00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:57,396
Finally pockets!
It's got pockets!
1197
00:55:57,438 --> 00:55:59,899
You know? Just, like,
you would never think of it.
1198
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:03,235
Is that dress
strictly appropriate?
1199
00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:04,945
Well, I don't know
what's appropriate, Mammy,
1200
00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:06,947
but this is the dress
that I chose to wear,
1201
00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:07,990
so that's what I'm wearing.
1202
00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:10,076
Yeah, and you are
absolutely smokin' in it.
1203
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,745
Your husband is going to die.
Hm? (GIGGLES)
1204
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:14,038
(CHUCKLES)
1205
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:19,335
Gemma, I'm trying
to be supportive, but...
1206
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:22,171
Mammy, don't do, "I'm not
trying to nag you." Stop it.
1207
00:56:22,213 --> 00:56:23,839
I don't know what
you're talking about
1208
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,050
"If you don't want your face to
be so obviously asymmetrical,
1209
00:56:26,092 --> 00:56:27,301
"why don't you just tilt it?"
1210
00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:28,344
Stop it.
1211
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:31,222
Well, it is less obvious
when you tilt it left.
1212
00:56:33,224 --> 00:56:35,976
Um, excuse me, Jilly,
could you, um...
1213
00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:37,686
Could you give us a moment,
please?
1214
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,314
-Oh, no, absolutely.
-Thanks, babe.
1215
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:46,278
Gemma, look, have the party,
call it a wedding.
1216
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,030
Why do you have to
make it legal?!
1217
00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:50,241
-Because I have to, Mammy.
-Gemma, what you need...
1218
00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:51,408
Oh, what I need, Mammy,
1219
00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:53,577
is for everyone to stop
telling me what I need!
1220
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:56,580
(JILLY SINGSONGS)
I brought bubbles!
1221
00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:57,623
Lovely!
1222
00:56:57,665 --> 00:57:00,459
-(JILLY GIGGLES)
-Oh, thank you very much.
1223
00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:02,086
Cheers.
1224
00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:03,462
-That's for you.
-Thank you.
1225
00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:04,547
Party. Yeah?
1226
00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:09,426
Isn't she stunning, hey?
1227
00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:12,429
-Ah.
-You really do look beautiful.
1228
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,684
No, it's tasteful, but fun.
1229
00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:18,519
Traditional, but sexy.
1230
00:57:18,561 --> 00:57:20,437
So, your mum
can be proud of you,
1231
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:23,482
but later in the bedroom,
Mum's not around, oh!
1232
00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:25,985
You know what I'm talking about.
Ah! (GIGGLES)
1233
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:28,195
The groom is dead!
1234
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:37,580
This is too much.
Here. Take that.
1235
00:57:43,002 --> 00:57:44,670
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
1236
00:57:44,712 --> 00:57:46,380
RUTH: Thanks for dinner.
1237
00:57:46,422 --> 00:57:47,923
LORRAINE: You're welcome.
1238
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:52,678
Oh, I really loved that boy,
you know.
1239
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,972
What am I supposed to do?
1240
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:58,142
What, let our girl become
Miss Havisham?
1241
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,645
A lunatic in a wedding dress?
1242
00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:07,943
I will do whatever it takes
to get her there.
1243
00:58:09,111 --> 00:58:12,740
I promise you
there will be no wedding.
1244
00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:16,285
# Drop, drop
1245
00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:17,745
# Drop it from the top
1246
00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:19,663
# Make it work, work
1247
00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:22,208
# Drop it till it's done
1248
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:24,043
# Drop, drop
1249
00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,920
# Drop it from the top
1250
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,880
# Make it work, work... #
1251
00:58:27,922 --> 00:58:32,343
Mo! You said
this was gonna be low-key!
1252
00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:34,220
Yeah, Mo, you did say that.
1253
00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:36,639
Um, OK. I have literally
just got you free entry.
1254
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,849
I think the phrase that you're
looking for is 'thank you'.
1255
00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:41,352
-Thank you.
-(LAUGHS) Yeah. Thank you.
1256
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:42,436
You go find some seats.
1257
00:58:42,478 --> 00:58:44,521
I think I'm gonna
have to have a drink first.
1258
00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:45,648
I'm getting you a milk.
1259
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:48,108
# Drop, drop
1260
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:49,693
# Drop it from the top
1261
00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:51,946
# Make it work, work
1262
00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:54,281
# Drop it till it's done... #
1263
00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:55,574
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
1264
00:58:55,616 --> 00:58:58,077
# Yo, my body's burning up... #
1265
00:58:58,118 --> 00:58:59,620
RUTH: Thank you. Thank you.
1266
00:58:59,662 --> 00:59:02,706
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Get that down you!
1267
00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,875
Erm, babe, babe,
1268
00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,336
I feel like I'm having
second thoughts about this.
1269
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:08,504
Mm-mm-mm. No.
1270
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,048
I promised Lorraine that
we would get her to call it off.
1271
00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:14,176
If we can just make her cry,
make her feel something.
1272
00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:16,637
Look, I know,
but alcohol, mental health -
1273
00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:18,138
they are messy bedfellows.
1274
00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:19,890
Just think about
my aunt Patrice.
1275
00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,517
She's not allowed
sharp objects anymore.
1276
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,394
She has to cut her meat
with a spoon.
1277
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,689
Yeah, can we get
some more tequilas, please?
1278
00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:27,731
Line them up!
1279
00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:29,608
(CLUBBERS CHEER)
1280
00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:30,609
# Break it
1281
00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:32,778
# Let's go and do it, yeah... #
1282
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:36,865
Let me see you sweat,
you dirty little pricks!
1283
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,909
(CLUBBERS CHEER)
1284
00:59:38,951 --> 00:59:40,828
Champion!
1285
00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:43,080
Aah!
1286
00:59:43,122 --> 00:59:44,206
# W-w-w-w-wind it up
1287
00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:45,874
# You're a party in my cup... #
1288
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,584
-Ah! Yes, yes.
-No, no, no.
1289
00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:48,669
-No?
-No, no, no.
1290
00:59:48,711 --> 00:59:49,712
OK, alright.
1291
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,171
I'm just gonna...
1292
00:59:52,548 --> 00:59:53,882
Shh! Thank you.
1293
00:59:57,219 --> 01:00:00,431
Whoo!
1294
01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:02,808
This is for you! Take a sip.
1295
01:00:02,850 --> 01:00:04,685
-Take a sip.
-OK. (GROANS)
1296
01:00:04,727 --> 01:00:06,020
A sip. Take a sip. Take...
1297
01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:08,647
(STAMMERS) Whoo. No, no.
1298
01:00:08,689 --> 01:00:09,898
(GLASSES CLINK)
1299
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,025
RUTH: Mm!
1300
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:15,195
Love you.
We are here for you, Gem.
1301
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:18,115
-Gem, Gem-Gem. Boop!
-Oh.
1302
01:00:18,157 --> 01:00:20,868
'Cause alcohol helps
when you feel sad.
1303
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:23,829
I have a book,
'Widow to Widow'...
1304
01:00:23,871 --> 01:00:24,872
Yeah.
1305
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:26,123
..and it says, erm,
1306
01:00:26,165 --> 01:00:30,878
that your tears have hormones
and potassium in them
1307
01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:34,298
and that's why you feel better
after you just let it all out.
1308
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:35,424
So, yeah, you've just gotta...
1309
01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:36,842
You've gotta let out
your potassium, girl.
1310
01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:39,011
Whoa, I think you've had enough,
Ruthie.
1311
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:42,723
No, no, because you're
not grieving, so you don't...
1312
01:00:42,765 --> 01:00:44,975
You need catharsis...
1313
01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:46,352
(SOBS) ..so that you...
1314
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:49,229
(SOBS) I'm sorry.
1315
01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:52,816
-Ruth! Oh, my God.
-You need to cry!
1316
01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:54,360
-What's wrong?
-(WEEPS)
1317
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:55,944
Oh, boo-boo!
1318
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:58,989
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
1319
01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:05,245
# And you don't know
just how you feel
1320
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,580
# Until you're sure
1321
01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:09,124
# You're sure you know it's real
1322
01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,751
# The lights go up
1323
01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:13,253
# I see it in your eyes
1324
01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:16,924
# I see I'm blowing out speakers
in your mind
1325
01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:20,928
# I... I'm blowing out speakers
in your mind
1326
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,810
# I... I'm blowing out speakers
in your mind... #
1327
01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:29,603
What are you doing?
1328
01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:33,565
(STAMMERS) What...what...what
am I doing right now?
1329
01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:37,361
Yeah! What are you doing,
dick cheese?
1330
01:01:37,403 --> 01:01:38,904
Uh...
1331
01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:43,826
OK, I...I can do honesty. Uh...
1332
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:47,204
I'm kinda really messed up
about Nathan.
1333
01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,458
I just feel...
1334
01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:55,629
More alone than
you've ever felt?
1335
01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:00,092
Yes.
1336
01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:03,095
If it makes you feel any better,
1337
01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:05,639
if I was straight
and had no self-esteem,
1338
01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:08,809
I would totally do you.
1339
01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:12,062
Thank you.
1340
01:02:15,274 --> 01:02:16,608
(WEEPS)
1341
01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:19,069
Oh, Ruth, what happened?
1342
01:02:19,111 --> 01:02:21,363
-It's...it's Frank.
-What?
1343
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:22,823
Frank.
1344
01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:27,077
He...he said that I was too,
like, rigid...
1345
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:28,287
-(GASPS)
-..and too uptight.
1346
01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,288
No, no, no, no, no.
1347
01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:30,581
So, I stopped
feeling comfortable
1348
01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,082
being naked around him.
1349
01:02:32,124 --> 01:02:33,125
Bastard.
1350
01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:35,085
And he said that
I was just no fun.
1351
01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:37,379
Oh, no! Come here!
1352
01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:39,381
He left me a month ago.
1353
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:41,675
-What?!
-Yeah.
1354
01:02:41,717 --> 01:02:43,760
Why didn't you tell me?
1355
01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:46,388
(SOBS) I'm sorry. I'm just
so humiliated right now.
1356
01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:50,267
Come here! Oh, boo-boo! No!
1357
01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:52,936
I feel silly like a silly-billy.
1358
01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:55,981
You are not a silly-billy.
1359
01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:59,443
Look at me.
You are not a silly-billy, Ruth.
1360
01:02:59,485 --> 01:03:02,112
-I'm not a silly-billy?
-You are not a silly-billy.
1361
01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:04,114
Don't ever say that
about yourself.
1362
01:03:04,156 --> 01:03:07,284
He's a silly-billy.
Arsehole. He's an arsehole!
1363
01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:08,535
-Billy.
-Billy.
1364
01:03:08,577 --> 01:03:10,204
-Billy!
-Billy!
1365
01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:14,291
(BOTH LAUGH)
1366
01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:16,293
Oh, now I laughed too hard.
I need to wee.
1367
01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:17,336
Oh, no!
1368
01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:19,379
I do need to wee, actually.
Hang on a minute.
1369
01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:20,672
-OK.
-Yeah, yeah. (LAUGHS)
1370
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:21,715
Sorry.
1371
01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:24,092
RUTH: Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you know where the loo is?
1372
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,261
-Just down there, lovely.
-Is it just down there?
1373
01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:29,056
OK. Sorry.
1374
01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:33,477
If there ever was a lady who
needed a Dylan intervention...
1375
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,313
-Ask her to dance.
-Ruth?!
1376
01:03:36,355 --> 01:03:40,108
She is way out of my league.
1377
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,985
Yeah, but she's drunk,
1378
01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:44,321
so her standards
are basically non-existent.
1379
01:03:44,363 --> 01:03:48,325
I am not the guy
who hits on drunk women.
1380
01:03:48,367 --> 01:03:50,244
No, no, no,
I didn't say you were,
1381
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,329
but you can be a friend, right,
1382
01:03:52,371 --> 01:03:55,624
asking for a friendly dance,
cheering up a friend who's blue?
1383
01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:58,335
Oh, God. Sorry.
1384
01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:04,925
-Hm.
-(DYLAN CLEARS THROAT)
1385
01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:08,512
RUTH: OK. Alright. Ooh! Sorry.
1386
01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,806
Hey, Ruth, did you wanna...
1387
01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:14,476
I...
1388
01:04:16,812 --> 01:04:19,273
Oh. Is that the queue?
Is that the queue?
1389
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,650
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna wet myself. Aah!
1390
01:04:21,692 --> 01:04:22,693
Sorry.
1391
01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:24,111
-Ruth, do you...
-Aah.
1392
01:04:24,152 --> 01:04:25,320
(SHOUTS) Ruth,
do you wanna dance?
1393
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,780
Fuck sake!
1394
01:04:26,822 --> 01:04:29,032
(LIGHT DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
1395
01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:34,705
Dylan, what are you doing?
1396
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:38,292
# Set me free
1397
01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:45,924
# Oh-ho, yeah
1398
01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:54,474
# When I hold you, baby
1399
01:04:57,686 --> 01:05:02,316
# When your heart beats
close to me
1400
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:11,533
# Wanna stay in your arms
forever
1401
01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:17,664
# Only love
can set you free... #
1402
01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:22,628
He's American,
1403
01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:25,297
so that's explains
a lot of the confidence.
1404
01:05:25,339 --> 01:05:27,341
(POLE SQUEAKS)
1405
01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:33,472
# Oh-ho, yeah... #
1406
01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,682
(GIGGLES SOFTLY)
1407
01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:37,184
-(GASPS)
-(POST CLANGS)
1408
01:05:37,225 --> 01:05:39,144
-(LIQUID TRICKLES)
-Oh! Oh!
1409
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:41,563
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1410
01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:44,733
-I've just pissed myself!
-What?
1411
01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:46,943
-I'm pissing myself!
-Oh, for fuck's sake!
1412
01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,863
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
1413
01:05:49,905 --> 01:05:52,115
Oh, baby, no!
1414
01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,745
(GASPS) I don't know what to do.
1415
01:05:56,787 --> 01:05:58,497
-I got you.
-What?
1416
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,207
(STAMMERS) What? What? What?
1417
01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:01,750
Hey, everyone!
1418
01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:04,961
-Oh, my...
-It's me!
1419
01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,838
(MUSIC DISTORTS AND CEASES)
1420
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,091
I'm the one peeing on the floor.
1421
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:11,468
(CLUBBERS GROAN)
1422
01:06:11,510 --> 01:06:13,887
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
1423
01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:17,683
Oh! (RUTH SOBS INDISTINCTLY)
1424
01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:23,271
Greece. A small island.
Folegandros.
1425
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,732
-Looks lovely.
-Oh, it is.
1426
01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:27,484
We're, um...
1427
01:06:27,526 --> 01:06:30,987
We were going there
for our honeymoon.
1428
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:32,656
Do you fly in and out of Athens?
1429
01:06:32,698 --> 01:06:34,241
Yeah, or you could go
via Santorini
1430
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:35,826
and then take a little ferry.
1431
01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:38,662
Mm. Can you make a note of that?
1432
01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:39,830
ALAN: Mm-hm.
1433
01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:44,835
So, my answer's still no.
1434
01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:46,837
AUDREY AND GEMMA: What?
1435
01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:49,339
I'm satisfied that Nathan
intended to marry you,
1436
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,174
but you led me to believe
that his family
1437
01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:52,592
had already given their consent.
1438
01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,010
-But she did.
-We have. I have.
1439
01:06:54,052 --> 01:06:56,805
But his mother, your mother,
Margaret Petraszewski,
1440
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,516
now Cahill, is still alive.
1441
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,143
We haven't seen her
in over 20 years.
1442
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,186
-I'm his next of kin.
-Legally, you're not.
1443
01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:05,230
What, so, because
they have a shitty mother,
1444
01:07:05,272 --> 01:07:07,357
you're gonna deny Nathan
his final wish?
1445
01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:08,692
How is that fair?
1446
01:07:08,734 --> 01:07:10,694
Maybe my sympathies
got the better of me
1447
01:07:10,736 --> 01:07:12,904
and I led you to think that
this was more possible
1448
01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:14,114
than it actually was.
1449
01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:15,157
What does that mean?
1450
01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:17,826
It means that breaking with
200 years of convention
1451
01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:20,829
takes more than a pub receipt
and some holiday snaps.
1452
01:07:20,871 --> 01:07:23,999
I'm sorry if it sounds cruel,
but the law's the law.
1453
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,917
My hands are tied.
1454
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:32,799
Gemma, where are you going?
1455
01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:36,386
Honestly, Audrey,
to find your mam.
1456
01:07:36,428 --> 01:07:37,679
What?
1457
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:39,848
Yeah, I know, but do you have
any better ideas?
1458
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,309
No, I thought not.
1459
01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:43,477
So...
1460
01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:47,314
REPORTER: The jury were visibly
moved by the witness's testimony
1461
01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:48,648
which ran for some time
1462
01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:51,568
and was full of
harrowing details.
1463
01:07:51,610 --> 01:07:53,695
This case is
one of the most complex
1464
01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:54,905
to be fought in this court
1465
01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:57,240
and will be running for
some weeks more.
1466
01:07:58,325 --> 01:08:00,452
(DYLAN AND AUDREY CHANT)
Defend love!
1467
01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:02,245
Love on trial!
1468
01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:05,957
Defend love! Love on trial!
1469
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,709
Why are you a hot dog?
1470
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:09,544
Because I don't do slutty nurse.
1471
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:12,130
Why? You wanna be the hot dog?
1472
01:08:12,172 --> 01:08:14,090
No!
1473
01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:17,385
(BOTH CHANT) Defend love!
Love on trial!
1474
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,221
GUARD: Excuse me. Excuse me.
1475
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:21,640
-Excuse me, please.
-Hot dogs are not illegal.
1476
01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:23,642
Yeah, sorry, I wouldn't know
anything about that, love,
1477
01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:25,101
but could you keep
this ramp clear?
1478
01:08:25,143 --> 01:08:27,270
-Thank you.
-Whose love is on trial, then?
1479
01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:28,688
I'm glad you asked.
1480
01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:32,651
OK, Margaret. Where are you?
1481
01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:37,364
Oh, Jesus.
1482
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,784
Oh, hey, Krish. You alright?
1483
01:08:40,826 --> 01:08:42,118
I see the weirdo's still here.
1484
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,080
There's actually quite an
interesting story there, Anita.
1485
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,706
Really? How interesting?
1486
01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:50,085
Um, well, what do you know
about necrogamy?
1487
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,170
What, has someone shagged
a corpse?
1488
01:08:52,212 --> 01:08:54,297
No. Well, not yet.
1489
01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,925
Oh, hello. My name
is Gemma Fitzgerald.
1490
01:08:56,967 --> 01:08:59,845
I'm wondering does
a Margaret Cahill live there?
1491
01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:01,763
WOMAN OVER PHONE:
No, not here. Sorry.
1492
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:03,390
They say love never dies
1493
01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:06,393
and the people behind me
are taking that quite literally.
1494
01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:08,520
They're part of
a growing movement
1495
01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:12,566
supporting one woman's desire
to marry her late fiance.
1496
01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:15,235
Hi. I'm Gemma Fitzgerald.
1497
01:09:15,277 --> 01:09:17,445
I'm looking for
a Margaret Cahill.
1498
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:20,365
DAVID KOCH: And now for an
interesting story out of London,
1499
01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:23,285
where the #CorpseBride campaign
1500
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,619
is dividing the nation.
1501
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,288
We caught up with the manager
1502
01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:27,914
of the wedding venue.
1503
01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:30,458
Whether you're
posthumous marrying
1504
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,211
or pre-humous marrying,
1505
01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:35,171
we've got it all covered.
1506
01:09:35,213 --> 01:09:37,591
We do a Sunday roast
on a Wednesday
1507
01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:39,384
'cause we don't give a damn.
1508
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,802
ANITA:
But not everyone is happy.
1509
01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:41,845
WOMAN: It's disgusting!
1510
01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:43,680
MAN: You have to admit,
it's a bit warped.
1511
01:09:43,722 --> 01:09:45,181
I mean, what about sex?
1512
01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,851
This woman is condemning herself
to a life of celibacy.
1513
01:09:47,893 --> 01:09:50,520
I was married for years
before that happened.
1514
01:09:50,562 --> 01:09:53,523
He was marrying
a wonderful woman.
1515
01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,317
He was a lucky man...
1516
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:58,445
..until he died.
1517
01:10:00,322 --> 01:10:03,450
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
1518
01:10:05,619 --> 01:10:07,871
Love is hard to find, you know,
1519
01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:12,125
but what Nathan and Gemma had
is real love.
1520
01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:13,960
That's why so many people
support them.
1521
01:10:14,002 --> 01:10:17,672
We want to know what that feels
like, to be loved like that.
1522
01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,049
(PROTESTERS CHEER)
1523
01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:20,467
Whoo!
1524
01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:22,052
Yeah!
1525
01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:24,930
Hello, my name is Gemma
1526
01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:27,390
and I'm looking for
a Margaret Cahill
1527
01:10:27,432 --> 01:10:29,893
who used to be called
Margaret Petraszewski.
1528
01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:34,397
Hello?
1529
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,316
MARGARET OVER PHONE:
Sorry. What do you want?
1530
01:10:36,358 --> 01:10:37,525
Um...
1531
01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:41,237
Is...is this...
Is this Margaret?
1532
01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:46,034
Um, you had a son and a daughter
called Nathan and Audrey
1533
01:10:46,076 --> 01:10:49,412
and, uh, I don't really know
how to tell you this,
1534
01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:52,540
but, um, Nathan's passed away.
1535
01:10:55,043 --> 01:10:57,295
And I know this might sound
kind of weird,
1536
01:10:57,337 --> 01:10:58,713
but we were gonna get married
1537
01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:02,175
and I still really want to,
1538
01:11:02,217 --> 01:11:03,510
but in order to do that,
1539
01:11:03,551 --> 01:11:05,136
I need the approval
from the family
1540
01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:06,388
or the next of kin,
1541
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:10,141
and, erm, that's you.
1542
01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:15,355
Er, sorry. Are you still there?
1543
01:11:15,397 --> 01:11:16,731
MARGARET: Don't call here again.
1544
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:18,441
Oh...oh, Margaret,
please don't hang up.
1545
01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:19,442
-Please, please.
-(LINE BEEPS)
1546
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:21,736
Oh, shit!
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
1547
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:22,946
Oh.
1548
01:11:22,988 --> 01:11:24,447
Oh, my God.
1549
01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:30,787
(DOORS SLAM)
1550
01:11:33,123 --> 01:11:35,542
We are trending so hard
right now.
1551
01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:38,545
#CorpseBride has
over 226,000 followers.
1552
01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:40,964
We grew, like, 19,000 followers
since this morning.
1553
01:11:41,006 --> 01:11:42,924
That's, like, a 17% increase.
1554
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:45,719
Wow, it sounds like you just
made that number up.
1555
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,805
Maybe, but people
all over the world -
1556
01:11:48,847 --> 01:11:51,683
Nairobi, Ecuador,
Fiji, Helsinki -
1557
01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:53,226
are talking about
you and Nathan.
1558
01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:57,022
I am bringing people together
inspired by love and goodwill.
1559
01:11:57,063 --> 01:12:00,108
I'm like Bono, but not cringe.
1560
01:12:00,150 --> 01:12:02,110
(SIGHS)
1561
01:12:02,152 --> 01:12:04,529
I found her. Your mam.
1562
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:07,949
I mean, she hung up on me,
but it's her. She's in Oregon.
1563
01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:09,159
Gemma, we don't need her.
1564
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,287
Audrey, the law doesn't care
about likes on Twitter.
1565
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:16,207
I know your heart's in the right
place, but I have a car coming.
1566
01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:18,001
I'm supposed to get married
in three days
1567
01:12:18,043 --> 01:12:20,003
and I don't really have time
to pretend
1568
01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:22,005
that one of your schemes
is gonna work.
1569
01:12:22,047 --> 01:12:23,089
OK.
1570
01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:32,891
What are you doing?
1571
01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:34,142
You didn't seriously think
1572
01:12:34,184 --> 01:12:36,352
you were gonna go
see my mom without me?
1573
01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:41,149
(WISTFUL ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC)
1574
01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:24,818
(EXHALES)
1575
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:30,657
Uh, I think I might
just hang here.
1576
01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:32,367
But you came all this way.
1577
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:35,328
I can't see her and not,
you know... (GRUNTS)
1578
01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:37,997
-You sure?
-You go ahead.
1579
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,415
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
1580
01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:41,543
(OWL HOOTS IN DISTANCE)
1581
01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:42,794
(SIGHS) God.
1582
01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:49,592
Don't do this.
1583
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:56,391
Yeah?
1584
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,935
Margaret. Hi. Er...
1585
01:13:58,977 --> 01:14:00,812
I'm Gemma.
We spoke on the phone.
1586
01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:03,439
And, er, this is Audrey.
1587
01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:32,010
Is she with the dad?
1588
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,597
Er, no, it's a surrogacy,
actually.
1589
01:14:37,724 --> 01:14:38,975
Does she have her own kids?
1590
01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,562
That's smart.
How much is she getting?
1591
01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:45,732
-(CHUCKLES) I don't know.
-Why not?
1592
01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:50,361
Maybe if you invited her in,
she could...
1593
01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:53,198
She'd be in here
if she wanted to be.
1594
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:56,451
Oh, erm, sorry.
1595
01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:00,288
Er, this is Nathan.
1596
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:09,422
He looks just like my father.
1597
01:15:09,464 --> 01:15:11,090
Wow.
1598
01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:20,767
Do you have any childhood photos
of Nathan?
1599
01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:23,811
-I've never seen any.
-No.
1600
01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:39,410
Are you waiting for
some kind of big explanation?
1601
01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:43,915
No. No, I...I, er, don't expect
you to explain anything.
1602
01:15:43,957 --> 01:15:45,917
There is no reason.
1603
01:15:47,669 --> 01:15:50,546
I just was not cut out to be
a wife and a mom.
1604
01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:52,840
No judgement here.
1605
01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:54,634
Well, that's BS.
1606
01:15:54,676 --> 01:15:56,678
Everybody judges.
1607
01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:59,514
It's just you and him
and the kids screaming
1608
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:02,016
and "How are we gonna
pay for this new drywall?"
1609
01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:05,812
There is no happy ever after.
1610
01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,108
You know,
I actually didn't think
1611
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:11,818
I was cut out for it either,
1612
01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:14,529
but then Nathan believed so much
in happily ever after
1613
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,822
that sometimes
I could just imagine...
1614
01:16:15,863 --> 01:16:17,657
(SCOFFS)
1615
01:16:17,699 --> 01:16:20,660
The boy was smart,
but he never had any sense.
1616
01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:27,375
(SIGHS)
1617
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:32,213
I don't think that's true.
1618
01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:34,090
What do you want from me?
1619
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:37,218
Well, it's like I said
on the phone.
1620
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:39,554
I can't marry Nathan without
his family's permission
1621
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,681
or his next of kin,
and that's you.
1622
01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:44,517
So, you want me
to sign some paper
1623
01:16:44,559 --> 01:16:46,811
that says you can be
my dead son's wife?
1624
01:16:46,853 --> 01:16:50,440
Yes, I...I...I know it
sounds...strange.
1625
01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:52,150
Look, I know you've come
a long way
1626
01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,568
and I have tried to be polite,
1627
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,069
but I don't know you...
1628
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,279
Oh, Margaret, please.
1629
01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:57,655
..and I don't know that man
1630
01:16:57,697 --> 01:16:59,490
and all of this,
if you'll excuse my French,
1631
01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:02,618
smells like horseshit,
so if you don't mind,
1632
01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:03,619
I think you should leave.
1633
01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:05,997
-Oh, Margaret, please. Please.
-Get out.
1634
01:17:06,039 --> 01:17:09,125
Oh, no, you owe him, though.
You owe him, Margaret.
1635
01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:12,670
You...you hurt your kids
so much,
1636
01:17:12,712 --> 01:17:14,505
but I actually think
that you might be hurting
1637
01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,841
because you missed out.
1638
01:17:16,883 --> 01:17:17,967
They turned out great
1639
01:17:18,009 --> 01:17:21,054
and you would be so lucky
to have them in your life.
1640
01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:25,224
So, please,
just do this one thing.
1641
01:17:40,031 --> 01:17:41,699
(EXHALES)
1642
01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:49,374
You know what I think?
You're right. We don't need her.
1643
01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:50,792
Come on.
1644
01:18:06,057 --> 01:18:07,683
GEMMA: Are you OK?
1645
01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:09,685
I'm fine.
1646
01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:11,062
GEMMA: As someone well practised
1647
01:18:11,104 --> 01:18:12,438
in the art of
passive-aggression,
1648
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:14,148
I know that when
someone says they're fine,
1649
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:17,485
it means they are not fine.
1650
01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:19,028
Nothing's wrong.
1651
01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:20,571
(GEMMA CHUCKLES)
1652
01:18:20,613 --> 01:18:21,739
"Nothing's wrong." That's worse.
1653
01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:23,366
That means something's
definitely wrong.
1654
01:18:23,408 --> 01:18:25,660
And if someone,
God forbid, says,
1655
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,037
"Well, what do you think
is wrong?"
1656
01:18:28,079 --> 01:18:29,914
that's how you know
you're gonna spend the night
1657
01:18:29,956 --> 01:18:32,125
getting your arse handed to you.
1658
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,335
(IRISH ACCENT) "Well,
what do you think is wrong?"
1659
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:36,838
(BOTH LAUGH)
1660
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:38,589
Brat.
1661
01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:39,757
Ow!
1662
01:18:39,799 --> 01:18:43,678
(JAZZY MUSIC)
1663
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,555
(LEAVES RUSTLE)
1664
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:48,933
(FLAME HISSES)
1665
01:18:50,143 --> 01:18:52,437
Oh, my God.
1666
01:18:53,563 --> 01:18:55,690
-Whoo!
-Oh, no! (LAUGHS)
1667
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:57,692
I told Ruth that
I didn't want a hen party.
1668
01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,152
I'm not even wearing
the right clothes!
1669
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:00,570
Yeah, she knows that.
1670
01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:02,238
She's organised me a hen party,
hasn't she?
1671
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:05,324
-And a stripper.
-(GASPS) No, stop it!
1672
01:19:05,366 --> 01:19:07,243
-Yeah.
-(LAUGHS)
1673
01:19:07,285 --> 01:19:09,829
'Bjorn Bigg'.
More like Bjorn Average, mate.
1674
01:19:09,871 --> 01:19:10,872
(LAUGHS)
1675
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:12,206
OK.
1676
01:19:15,168 --> 01:19:16,210
-Ah.
-Hi.
1677
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,129
(SINGSONGS) Hello!
1678
01:19:18,171 --> 01:19:20,047
-Hi, Gem.
-Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma.
1679
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:24,051
-Hi, Gem. How are you? Sit down.
-This is quite small. (CHUCKLES)
1680
01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:25,803
(DOOR LOCKS)
1681
01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:27,096
Alright.
1682
01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:32,185
Gem? Gem, do you want
a tea or something?
1683
01:19:36,689 --> 01:19:39,066
-Did you know?
-No.
1684
01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:41,277
(STAMMERS) I would have n...
1685
01:19:41,319 --> 01:19:42,487
Thanks, Ruth.
1686
01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:43,738
OK, whatever you guys
are planning,
1687
01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,448
please don't do this.
1688
01:19:45,490 --> 01:19:47,825
-Gem, we all love you.
-Gem, why don't you sit down?
1689
01:19:47,867 --> 01:19:48,868
Er, no. You know what?
1690
01:19:48,910 --> 01:19:51,120
I'm not gonna sit down, Mo,
because I'm leaving.
1691
01:19:51,162 --> 01:19:53,372
We just wanna get you some
counselling or something.
1692
01:19:53,414 --> 01:19:54,916
-(DOORS RATTLE)
-(LAUGHS) Oh, my God! Wow.
1693
01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:56,542
DEREK: We just wanna talk
to you, Gemma.
1694
01:19:56,584 --> 01:19:58,127
Gemma,
we just wanna talk to you.
1695
01:19:58,169 --> 01:19:59,879
Mam, can you give me
the keys, please?
1696
01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:01,589
-Give me the keys.
-Gemma!
1697
01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:03,424
-Give me the keys, Mam!
-Stop it!
1698
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:09,222
Now, Gemma, marriage is
about building a future.
1699
01:20:09,263 --> 01:20:11,682
Yeah, no, tell me what it's
about. You've got a great one.
1700
01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:12,975
There is no future with Nathan.
1701
01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:16,687
It's horrible, it's unfair,
but Nathan isn't here anymore.
1702
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,564
Yes, I'm well aware of that.
Thank you, Mammy.
1703
01:20:18,606 --> 01:20:20,191
Well, you're not acting like it.
1704
01:20:20,233 --> 01:20:21,692
Am I not acting appropriately,
Ruth?
1705
01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,194
Am I not following the protocols
1706
01:20:23,236 --> 01:20:24,654
outlined in 'Widow to Widow'?
1707
01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:27,698
It's unhealthy,
this weird fixation on...
1708
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,325
Oh, so, I'm weird now, am I?
1709
01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:32,203
Am I sort of off-kilter
like my asymmetrical face?
1710
01:20:32,245 --> 01:20:34,830
You can't see past this now,
1711
01:20:34,872 --> 01:20:37,124
but you will fall in love
with someone again.
1712
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,876
Oh, my God!
1713
01:20:38,918 --> 01:20:41,796
You will build a future with him
and you will have children.
1714
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:44,215
Children! Oh, so, that's...
There's the real agenda!
1715
01:20:44,257 --> 01:20:48,052
You want grandchildren and I am
wasting my fertile years, Mammy.
1716
01:20:48,094 --> 01:20:50,304
No one's pressuring you
to have children.
1717
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,556
Yeah, OK.
1718
01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,558
Well, you haven't got all
the time in the world.
1719
01:20:53,599 --> 01:20:55,768
Oh, so, I'm running out of time
now, am I, Mammy?
1720
01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:57,353
Come on, then, Mo!
Impregnate me!
1721
01:20:57,395 --> 01:20:58,437
Give me that seed!
1722
01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:00,356
-Gemma, what are you doing?
-Gemma!
1723
01:21:00,398 --> 01:21:02,942
Please impregnate me as
the nearest non-related male.
1724
01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:04,193
Gemma, stop it!
1725
01:21:04,235 --> 01:21:06,737
Give me your seed!
Make Mammy happy!
1726
01:21:06,779 --> 01:21:09,031
Nathan wouldn't want you
to throw your life away.
1727
01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,992
You do not know
what Nathan would want.
1728
01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:12,910
How would she know
what Nathan would want?
1729
01:21:12,952 --> 01:21:15,746
Listen, Lorraine, Gemma
could stay at home all day,
1730
01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:17,957
take Nathan's name
off the gas and the electric.
1731
01:21:17,999 --> 01:21:20,209
She'd still feel bloody awful!
1732
01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:22,628
-Thank you.
-This is all your fault.
1733
01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:26,924
Making her think that
this is romantic and honourable,
1734
01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:30,511
when actually it's horribly,
horribly pointless.
1735
01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:31,721
I was just trying to help.
1736
01:21:31,762 --> 01:21:33,639
Audrey is the only one
who gets it.
1737
01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:36,475
-Do you know what I get?
-Go on, Ruth. Stick your oar in.
1738
01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:38,477
That you've been taken in
by all of this -
1739
01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:40,229
the protest, the media,
1740
01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:42,148
going to America
to distract yourself
1741
01:21:42,189 --> 01:21:45,526
because you never wanted to
marry him in the first place.
1742
01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:03,502
(SOFTLY) Do you think
I didn't love Nathan?
1743
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:07,173
-I didn't say that.
-Do you know what?
1744
01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:10,426
Fuck you, Ruth. Fuck all of you.
1745
01:22:10,468 --> 01:22:14,764
-Gem...
-No, Nathan wanted a family.
1746
01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,098
He wanted a home.
1747
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:17,516
He wanted something solid
1748
01:22:17,558 --> 01:22:19,894
and that's why
I agreed to marry you.
1749
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,270
That is why.
1750
01:22:21,312 --> 01:22:23,397
And...and that's what
I was saying when I said
1751
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,149
that I will always love you,
1752
01:22:25,191 --> 01:22:27,234
that I will never
walk out on you.
1753
01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:30,780
That is the promise that I made.
1754
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:35,993
Well, we are not gonna stand by
and watch you hurt yourself.
1755
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:41,540
(WHISPERS) Please, Daddy.
1756
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,254
Give me the keys.
1757
01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:56,138
DEREK: Alright, love.
1758
01:22:57,932 --> 01:23:01,060
-(KEYS JANGLE)
-(SOLEMN MUSIC)
1759
01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:05,439
(MO SIGHS)
1760
01:23:06,691 --> 01:23:08,442
There you go, Gem.
1761
01:23:18,244 --> 01:23:20,329
Well, that went well, didn't it?
1762
01:23:25,543 --> 01:23:27,586
It's gonna be OK.
1763
01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:30,798
I promise you, it's gonna be OK.
1764
01:23:39,432 --> 01:23:41,684
(CHUCKLES)
1765
01:23:44,395 --> 01:23:46,856
Oh, my God.
1766
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:48,315
(CHUCKLES)
1767
01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:53,946
Oh, my God, what are you doing?
Are you joking?
1768
01:23:53,988 --> 01:23:55,531
I misunderstood.
I thought you...
1769
01:23:55,573 --> 01:23:58,200
I'm marrying
your brother tomorrow.
1770
01:23:58,242 --> 01:23:59,618
You're fucking insane.
1771
01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,245
Yeah, but that's
what you like about me.
1772
01:24:01,287 --> 01:24:03,873
Oh, Audrey, this is not a joke.
1773
01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:06,083
Not everything's a bloody joke.
1774
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,377
I'm just trying to
make you laugh.
1775
01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:11,714
And...
1776
01:24:11,756 --> 01:24:13,591
Just we've gotten so close
1777
01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:16,218
and you get me in a way
that no one else gets me and...
1778
01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:17,595
I don't know. My hormones.
1779
01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:19,221
What, you're blaming
your pregnancy now?
1780
01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,557
God. Sorry, sir,
can you stop the car, please?
1781
01:24:21,599 --> 01:24:22,600
Gemma, wait.
1782
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:24,018
No, I... Oh, my God. I don't...
1783
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:25,853
I actually don't even know
what I'm doing anymore.
1784
01:24:25,895 --> 01:24:27,772
Sir, can you please
hurry up and pull over?
1785
01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:29,774
Do you know what? Actually,
everyone is right about you.
1786
01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:30,983
You're fuckin' nuts,
but I'm worse
1787
01:24:31,025 --> 01:24:32,818
because I've been
the one listening to you.
1788
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:36,030
I just need you to stay away
from me, Audrey.
1789
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,782
-(INDICATOR TICKS)
-(DOOR SLAMS)
1790
01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:44,455
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1791
01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:47,625
(BIRDS CALL)
1792
01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:03,557
I don't know what I'm doing,
Grizz.
1793
01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:05,559
Well, no one does.
1794
01:25:09,814 --> 01:25:12,358
I thought that maybe
I was doing it for you,
1795
01:25:12,399 --> 01:25:14,443
that maybe I could show you.
1796
01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:18,697
Maybe it's just that
I can't accept...
1797
01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:22,701
(EXHALES)
1798
01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,039
Am I crazy?
1799
01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:32,378
I can't answer that, boo bear.
I'm dead.
1800
01:25:33,838 --> 01:25:36,966
(TENDER MUSIC)
1801
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:51,772
# I got carried out to sea
1802
01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:55,150
# On a wave of hope
1803
01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:58,404
# My faith was strong
1804
01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:01,073
# My heart was filled
1805
01:26:01,115 --> 01:26:05,578
# With innocence and dreams
1806
01:26:05,619 --> 01:26:09,123
# Of what could be
1807
01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:12,960
# But sometimes dreams
get shattered
1808
01:26:13,002 --> 01:26:17,214
# By the daylight streaming in
1809
01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:21,343
# And somewhere down the road
1810
01:26:21,385 --> 01:26:25,347
# We lost each other
1811
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,726
# And somewhere down the line
1812
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:32,354
# We lost ourselves
1813
01:26:33,606 --> 01:26:35,983
# And too much for us
to face the storm... #
1814
01:26:36,025 --> 01:26:37,818
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
1815
01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:42,281
# Next thing, we're broken... #
1816
01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:43,824
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
1817
01:26:47,161 --> 01:26:48,454
Oh, Mrs Chen,
1818
01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:50,789
I didn't have a shower
after 9:30, I swear.
1819
01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:52,750
I can see that, dear.
1820
01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:54,710
This came yesterday.
1821
01:26:59,298 --> 01:27:02,009
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1822
01:27:02,051 --> 01:27:03,928
(PHONE RINGS)
1823
01:27:06,013 --> 01:27:07,765
Babe, look, I am...
I am so, so...
1824
01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:09,391
GEMMA OVER PHONE:
Ruth, just listen to me.
1825
01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:11,393
The wedding's back on and,
yes, before you say anything,
1826
01:27:11,435 --> 01:27:12,937
yes, I know
I cancelled the wedding,
1827
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,897
but I am cancelling
the cancellation.
1828
01:27:14,939 --> 01:27:17,441
I got it -
Nathan's mam's approval.
1829
01:27:17,483 --> 01:27:19,735
RUTH: But the ceremony's in
less than two hours, Gem!
1830
01:27:19,777 --> 01:27:22,196
-There's no time!
-Duly noted, Ruth.
1831
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,615
All we have to do is get
the Lord Chief Justice to...
1832
01:27:24,657 --> 01:27:26,617
Oh, my God, my eyebrows
look like an actual yeti.
1833
01:27:26,659 --> 01:27:27,910
How did this happen? Audrey!
1834
01:27:27,952 --> 01:27:31,413
Oh, we have to find Audrey.
We have to find Audrey.
1835
01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:32,790
She's already at the airport.
1836
01:27:32,831 --> 01:27:36,460
I got her the first alternate,
the VA320 to Chicago.
1837
01:27:36,502 --> 01:27:39,380
I don't care!
We have to get to the airport!
1838
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:41,048
We have to find her!
1839
01:27:41,090 --> 01:27:43,801
(MUSIC STOPS)
1840
01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:46,762
Er, Ruth, I'll see you in a sec.
1841
01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:52,059
I, uh, couldn't get an Uber.
1842
01:27:52,101 --> 01:27:54,478
My rating's too low.
1843
01:27:55,521 --> 01:27:57,022
Where did you
even stay last night?
1844
01:27:57,064 --> 01:27:58,732
Like I told you,
1845
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,818
I'm very resourceful.
1846
01:28:02,903 --> 01:28:04,989
She saw you on television,
1847
01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:08,158
you know, with the media
and the campaign and everything.
1848
01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:17,835
Your mam changed her mind
because of you, Audrey.
1849
01:28:20,421 --> 01:28:22,506
(WISTFUL MUSIC)
1850
01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:27,511
(SIGHS)
1851
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,265
Let's finish this for Nathan.
1852
01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:35,019
(TYRES SCREECH)
1853
01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:38,439
(LIVELY FUNKY MUSIC)
1854
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:42,359
# Hotcake fresh out the oven
1855
01:28:42,401 --> 01:28:43,986
# Made just for you
1856
01:28:44,028 --> 01:28:45,362
# 200 degrees
1857
01:28:45,404 --> 01:28:47,406
-# Just like a hotcake
-# Hotcake
1858
01:28:47,448 --> 01:28:49,408
-# Give me some lovin'
-# Give me some lovin'
1859
01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:51,243
# Don't make me beg, baby... #
1860
01:28:51,285 --> 01:28:53,871
Move it, ladies.
We've got a wedding to go to.
1861
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:57,416
Whoo! Ruth, you are a babe!
1862
01:28:57,458 --> 01:28:59,752
Frank is missing out!
1863
01:28:59,793 --> 01:29:02,296
I know. Get in.
1864
01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:04,965
-(ENGINE REVS)
-(GLOVE SQUEAKS)
1865
01:29:06,425 --> 01:29:08,093
-(ENGINE STOPS)
-(CAR BEEPS)
1866
01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:11,055
Oh.
1867
01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:12,890
Oh, no.
1868
01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:14,683
(CAR BEEPS)
1869
01:29:14,725 --> 01:29:16,477
-Is that a quick fix?
-Um...
1870
01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:19,813
Yes, it's on! It's on! It's on!
1871
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,398
Erm, but...but wait,
what's happened?
1872
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:24,234
-I don't understand.
-Tell Mo, erm, the rings.
1873
01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:26,487
-To bring the rings.
-Ooh, sorry.
1874
01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:28,322
-Do you have the rings?
-Yeah, I've got them.
1875
01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,240
What, do I need to be there now?
1876
01:29:30,282 --> 01:29:31,283
-I'm so sorry.
-Yeah.
1877
01:29:31,325 --> 01:29:32,785
-Would you mind just...
-Like, right now.
1878
01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:35,287
OK, erm, yeah,
I'll see you there in a bit.
1879
01:29:35,329 --> 01:29:37,289
-(BELL DINGS)
-It's my stop. Sorry, guys.
1880
01:29:37,331 --> 01:29:38,999
-Oh, mate.
-Hang on a minute.
1881
01:29:39,041 --> 01:29:40,209
-We really...
-Wait a minute.
1882
01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:41,960
Can you give the pins back,
please?
1883
01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:44,963
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC)
1884
01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:46,381
Shit!
1885
01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:48,759
GEMMA: Come on!
Put your back into it!
1886
01:29:48,801 --> 01:29:52,638
# I have a story of sorrow... #
1887
01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:55,641
GEMMA: Oh, my God. I'm gonna
drop it. I'm gonna drop it.
1888
01:29:55,682 --> 01:29:57,935
-(GEMMA GROANS)
-Come on!
1889
01:29:57,976 --> 01:29:59,394
GEMMA: I'm coming!
1890
01:30:00,687 --> 01:30:02,481
GEMMA: My dress is so big!
1891
01:30:02,523 --> 01:30:03,732
Oh! Sorry!
1892
01:30:03,774 --> 01:30:06,777
That's the Corpse Bride, that.
Can I get a photo?
1893
01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:08,779
-Ruth, come on!
-Oh, yep, yep.
1894
01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:10,948
# When will we meet again?
1895
01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:12,950
# When will we hold each other?
1896
01:30:12,991 --> 01:30:14,993
# Can't get you out
of my head... #
1897
01:30:15,035 --> 01:30:17,079
-GEMMA: Sorry, mister!
-Oh, I love the wig!
1898
01:30:17,121 --> 01:30:19,248
-It's very nice.
-GEMMA: Come on!
1899
01:30:19,289 --> 01:30:20,916
# Oh, yeah! #
1900
01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:22,376
-(AUDREY GROANS)
-Come here.
1901
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:23,669
Oh, the machine!
1902
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,295
Just drop the boxes there
and come through.
1903
01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,672
OK.
1904
01:30:26,713 --> 01:30:28,048
(GROANS)
1905
01:30:30,717 --> 01:30:32,469
(SCANNER BEEPS)
1906
01:30:32,511 --> 01:30:34,721
Sorry. If you could just
take off your shoes.
1907
01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:35,889
Oh.
1908
01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:37,391
Alright, children.
Let's sit down.
1909
01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:39,852
-(SCANNER BEEPS)
-GEMMA: Oh, come on!
1910
01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:40,978
Bloody stilts.
1911
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,730
-Right.
-(SCANNER BEEPS)
1912
01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,774
Oh, come on!
1913
01:30:45,816 --> 01:30:46,984
Fine. OK.
1914
01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,402
(SCANNER BEEPS)
1915
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:49,778
RUTH: Oh!
1916
01:30:49,820 --> 01:30:51,905
OK.
1917
01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:53,282
(SCANNER BEEPS)
1918
01:30:53,323 --> 01:30:56,827
Oh, you've got to be...
I don't bloody believe it!
1919
01:30:56,869 --> 01:30:58,996
-(SCANNER BEEPS)
-RUTH: Fine.
1920
01:30:59,037 --> 01:31:00,372
Alright, fine.
1921
01:31:00,414 --> 01:31:01,957
Fine, fine.
1922
01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,752
Why are you looking away?
Why are you looking away?
1923
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,838
-It's just a body. Whoo!
-(GASPS)
1924
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,631
# Hotcake
1925
01:31:09,673 --> 01:31:11,675
# Fresh out the oven
1926
01:31:11,717 --> 01:31:13,343
# Made just for you
1927
01:31:13,385 --> 01:31:14,928
# 200 degrees
1928
01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:17,306
-# Just like a hotcake
-# Hotcake
1929
01:31:17,347 --> 01:31:19,892
-# Give me some lovin'
-# Give me some lovin'
1930
01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:21,435
# Don't make me beg, baby
1931
01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,020
# Baby, please
1932
01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:25,272
# Hotcake... #
1933
01:31:25,314 --> 01:31:27,316
-(SCANNER BEEPS)
-Right.
1934
01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:28,817
It's OK. Just go through.
You're fine.
1935
01:31:28,859 --> 01:31:31,361
-Yeah, am I? You sure? You sure?
-Yes.
1936
01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:35,449
-Thanks, babes. Let's go.
-# Hotcake... #
1937
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:38,076
GEMMA: Come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
1938
01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:39,494
-Hiya. Hiya.
-# Hotcake... #
1939
01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:44,041
GEMMA: God!
Who designs these things?
1940
01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:46,210
(PANTS)
1941
01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:48,086
What do you think you're doing?!
1942
01:31:48,128 --> 01:31:50,005
Nathan's mam gave us approval.
1943
01:31:50,047 --> 01:31:51,548
I want my wedding licence.
1944
01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:52,883
We are in a meeting.
1945
01:31:52,925 --> 01:31:55,677
-Love waits for no one.
-Shut up, Alan!
1946
01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:59,306
You said I needed his family's
approval. Well, I got it.
1947
01:31:59,348 --> 01:32:03,560
So, please just sign it.
1948
01:32:06,647 --> 01:32:08,899
Oh, hey, David.
1949
01:32:08,941 --> 01:32:10,525
Kevin.
1950
01:32:12,569 --> 01:32:14,738
Fine. So, she's given
her approval.
1951
01:32:15,822 --> 01:32:18,492
-You can't expect me to just...
-No!
1952
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,369
I can't just...
1953
01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:21,578
No!
1954
01:32:21,620 --> 01:32:23,372
(STAMMERS)
1955
01:32:25,207 --> 01:32:26,792
You can't expect me...
1956
01:32:38,053 --> 01:32:39,054
Fine.
1957
01:32:39,096 --> 01:32:40,180
(GASPS)
1958
01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:41,598
-Love wins.
-Yes! (LAUGHS)
1959
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:43,392
You get your licence.
1960
01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:44,559
Thank you!
1961
01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:47,354
Oh! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
1962
01:32:47,396 --> 01:32:51,942
Oh, thank you, Lord of Justice.
1963
01:32:51,984 --> 01:32:53,610
-Goodbye.
-Where are you going?
1964
01:32:53,652 --> 01:32:56,488
This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened.
1965
01:32:56,530 --> 01:32:57,614
Mwah!
1966
01:32:59,950 --> 01:33:03,787
For the record, you are a babe.
1967
01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:10,919
That was a very sweet thing
you just did.
1968
01:33:10,961 --> 01:33:12,629
Mm.
1969
01:33:12,671 --> 01:33:15,799
Maybe I'm just
a big old romantic.
1970
01:33:15,841 --> 01:33:20,095
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
1971
01:33:20,137 --> 01:33:21,722
# Bring it back
1972
01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:22,764
# Bring your lovin'... #
1973
01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:23,807
-(COUGHS)
-You OK?
1974
01:33:23,849 --> 01:33:24,850
Let me take that.
1975
01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,768
-Do you want me to take that?
-Yeah.
1976
01:33:26,810 --> 01:33:30,397
# You make me feel like
a good woman should... #
1977
01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:31,648
GEMMA: You got this.
1978
01:33:31,690 --> 01:33:33,942
# I'm a sad soul sister... #
1979
01:33:33,984 --> 01:33:36,111
(GEMMA GROANS) Oh, my God.
1980
01:33:36,153 --> 01:33:37,946
# Bring your lovin' back
to me... #
1981
01:33:37,988 --> 01:33:39,072
My arms. Oh, my arms.
1982
01:33:39,114 --> 01:33:42,659
# Yeah, yeah
1983
01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:44,369
# Bring it back
1984
01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:46,121
# Sugar, bring it back... #
1985
01:33:46,163 --> 01:33:49,875
-(CHEERING)
-(GEMMA STAMMERS)
1986
01:33:49,916 --> 01:33:52,294
Oh. What? Oh.
1987
01:33:52,336 --> 01:33:55,547
(CROWD ROARS)
1988
01:33:55,589 --> 01:33:58,425
-What is this?
-I think it's for you.
1989
01:34:07,184 --> 01:34:08,977
-Thank you!
-WOMAN: You make me sick!
1990
01:34:09,019 --> 01:34:10,687
-AUDREY: Hi!
-WOMAN: Sick!
1991
01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:12,647
(PEOPLE BOO)
1992
01:34:14,316 --> 01:34:16,401
Oh, what, haven't you got
anything better in your life?
1993
01:34:16,443 --> 01:34:18,653
-Shh, it's mostly nice.
-You don't know my story!
1994
01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:19,863
AUDREY: Shh.
1995
01:34:21,531 --> 01:34:26,244
(SMOOTH MUSIC)
1996
01:34:26,286 --> 01:34:28,872
(SINGERS VOCALISE SOULFULLY)
1997
01:35:00,070 --> 01:35:02,948
# Standing now
1998
01:35:02,989 --> 01:35:07,452
# Calling all the people here
to see the show
1999
01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:12,582
# Calling for my demons now
to let me go... #
2000
01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:14,126
(GUESTS LAUGH)
2001
01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:16,253
# I need something
2002
01:35:16,294 --> 01:35:18,964
# Give me something wonderful
2003
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:26,304
# I believe
2004
01:35:26,346 --> 01:35:30,934
# She won't take me somewhere
I'm not supposed to be
2005
01:35:32,352 --> 01:35:36,690
# You can't steal the things
that God has given me
2006
01:35:40,193 --> 01:35:45,699
# I can see a place of trouble
2007
01:35:45,740 --> 01:35:47,784
# And I'm on the verge
2008
01:35:51,204 --> 01:35:56,710
# For the love of everybody
2009
01:35:56,751 --> 01:35:59,045
# I need something more
2010
01:36:02,466 --> 01:36:07,846
# Now I feel
some days of trouble
2011
01:36:07,888 --> 01:36:09,931
# I'm in the house of war... #
2012
01:36:13,226 --> 01:36:14,519
GEMMA: Where' s Mam?
2013
01:36:17,147 --> 01:36:19,232
Sorry.
2014
01:36:25,238 --> 01:36:26,531
(EXHALES)
2015
01:36:26,573 --> 01:36:29,493
(MUSIC FADES)
2016
01:36:33,830 --> 01:36:36,791
(BREATHS ECHO)
2017
01:36:46,927 --> 01:36:49,179
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
2018
01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:52,599
(SOBS)
2019
01:36:59,773 --> 01:37:01,066
Oh, no.
2020
01:37:03,568 --> 01:37:05,654
(BREATHS ECHO)
2021
01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:07,447
(MUFFLED) I'm sorry.
2022
01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:11,451
(SOBS) I'm so sorry.
2023
01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:14,329
(MUFFLED SOBBING)
2024
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:18,416
Daddy.
2025
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:21,419
(GEMMA WEEPS)
2026
01:37:27,884 --> 01:37:31,096
(SOBS) I should have told him
every day
2027
01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:32,472
how much he meant to me
2028
01:37:32,514 --> 01:37:33,974
and I never told him.
2029
01:37:34,015 --> 01:37:35,684
I never told him.
2030
01:37:35,725 --> 01:37:37,352
(SOFTLY) Hey, you. Hey, you.
2031
01:37:37,394 --> 01:37:41,898
(SOBS) He thought I was marrying
him because he chose me,
2032
01:37:41,940 --> 01:37:43,942
but I chose him.
2033
01:37:46,027 --> 01:37:49,197
I chose him every day.
2034
01:37:49,239 --> 01:37:52,033
(GEMMA SOBS)
2035
01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:55,328
(RUTH GASPS)
2036
01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:56,663
Oh, Mam.
2037
01:37:56,705 --> 01:37:58,415
(LORRAINE SOBS) Shush, shush.
2038
01:38:02,168 --> 01:38:03,461
-Come on.
-I'm sorry.
2039
01:38:03,503 --> 01:38:06,089
No. Let's go. Come on.
2040
01:38:06,131 --> 01:38:07,257
Come on.
2041
01:38:16,766 --> 01:38:18,685
I've got you.
2042
01:38:23,732 --> 01:38:25,984
This is how
she needs to say goodbye.
2043
01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:33,533
Alright?
2044
01:38:34,826 --> 01:38:35,869
(KISSES)
2045
01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:38,872
-OK?
-Yeah.
2046
01:38:38,913 --> 01:38:40,290
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
2047
01:38:40,332 --> 01:38:41,541
-Yeah.
-Yeah!
2048
01:38:41,583 --> 01:38:43,084
(LIGHT MUSIC)
2049
01:38:43,126 --> 01:38:48,965
# It's the way
that you walk in the room
2050
01:38:49,007 --> 01:38:51,635
# Your heart is a beacon
2051
01:38:51,676 --> 01:38:53,470
# Don't need a reason... #
2052
01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:55,347
You OK?
2053
01:38:55,388 --> 01:38:57,015
# It's easy to do... #
2054
01:38:57,057 --> 01:38:58,308
Please be seated.
2055
01:38:58,350 --> 01:39:01,061
# I'm lost in your smile
2056
01:39:01,102 --> 01:39:02,979
# It's been a while... #
2057
01:39:03,021 --> 01:39:04,731
Welcome, everyone,
2058
01:39:04,773 --> 01:39:09,486
to the wedding
of Gemma and Nathan.
2059
01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:12,989
None of us have ever been to
a wedding quite like this.
2060
01:39:14,324 --> 01:39:19,329
Gemma, do you take Nathan to be
your lawful wedded husband,
2061
01:39:19,371 --> 01:39:23,500
to be loving, faithful
and loyal to him?
2062
01:39:23,541 --> 01:39:27,170
# Who knows
what time is gonna do? #
2063
01:39:29,214 --> 01:39:30,799
I do.
2064
01:39:33,134 --> 01:39:38,056
# I like watching the days go by
with you... #
2065
01:39:38,098 --> 01:39:41,518
This ring is an unbroken circle
2066
01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:45,855
symbolising unending
and everlasting love.
2067
01:39:53,863 --> 01:39:56,032
(SOBS)
2068
01:40:01,079 --> 01:40:05,500
# Who knows
what time is gonna do?
2069
01:40:05,542 --> 01:40:10,463
# All I know is a simple truth
2070
01:40:10,505 --> 01:40:15,218
# I like watching the days go by
2071
01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:20,014
# I like watching the days go by
2072
01:40:20,056 --> 01:40:25,603
# I like watching the days go by
with you... #
2073
01:40:25,645 --> 01:40:28,356
(SWEET INSTRUMENTAL POP MUSIC)
2074
01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:38,575
-I am very happy to pronounce...
-(LAUGHS)
2075
01:40:38,616 --> 01:40:42,746
..Nathan and Gemma
husband and wife.
2076
01:40:42,787 --> 01:40:45,331
(LAUGHS, WEEPS)
2077
01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:48,084
-(GUESTS CHEER)
-Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo!
2078
01:40:48,126 --> 01:40:51,171
Whoo-hoo!
2079
01:41:07,771 --> 01:41:09,814
(DYLAN WHOOPS)
2080
01:41:09,856 --> 01:41:12,525
(LIVELY LATIN JAZZ MUSIC)
2081
01:41:12,567 --> 01:41:14,152
-MO: One...
-GUESTS: One...
2082
01:41:14,194 --> 01:41:15,737
-MO: ..two...
-GUESTS: ..two...
2083
01:41:15,779 --> 01:41:18,364
-MO: ..three...
-GUESTS: ..three...
2084
01:41:18,406 --> 01:41:21,367
Wahey! No, no, no, no, no.
Let's leave Nathan. (LAUGHS)
2085
01:41:22,452 --> 01:41:24,162
(GUESTS CHEER)
2086
01:41:28,249 --> 01:41:29,542
GUESTS: Three.
2087
01:41:29,584 --> 01:41:30,960
(GUESTS EXCLAIM)
2088
01:41:36,257 --> 01:41:38,384
(EXCLAIMS INDISTINCTLY)
2089
01:41:38,426 --> 01:41:40,428
-# Cha cha cha! #
-(LATIN JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES)
2090
01:41:59,906 --> 01:42:01,407
Hello.
2091
01:42:01,449 --> 01:42:06,120
Erm, er, well, welcome to...
2092
01:42:06,162 --> 01:42:08,289
(LAUGHS) ..what...
whatever this is.
2093
01:42:08,331 --> 01:42:09,374
(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
2094
01:42:09,415 --> 01:42:11,793
You know, Nathan wanted us to
write our own vows,
2095
01:42:11,835 --> 01:42:15,880
which I think was because
he wanted me to just once
2096
01:42:15,922 --> 01:42:18,007
hear how I truly felt.
2097
01:42:18,049 --> 01:42:20,510
Erm, so, er...
2098
01:42:23,054 --> 01:42:24,222
God. (CHUCKLES)
2099
01:42:24,264 --> 01:42:26,641
Erm... Oh, my God.
2100
01:42:26,683 --> 01:42:28,017
(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
2101
01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:29,269
Aha.
2102
01:42:30,895 --> 01:42:34,649
I was sleeping and right in
the middle of a good dream
2103
01:42:34,691 --> 01:42:36,901
And all at once, I wake up
2104
01:42:36,943 --> 01:42:40,530
From something that keeps
knocking at my brain
2105
01:42:40,572 --> 01:42:42,699
Before I go insane
2106
01:42:42,740 --> 01:42:45,827
I hold my pillow to my head
2107
01:42:45,869 --> 01:42:48,371
And spring up in my bed
2108
01:42:48,413 --> 01:42:51,624
Screaming out the words I dread.
2109
01:42:53,668 --> 01:42:55,086
(PLAYS PIANO NOTE)
2110
01:42:58,381 --> 01:43:01,384
(SINGS) # I think I love you
2111
01:43:01,426 --> 01:43:03,595
# I think I love you
2112
01:43:07,390 --> 01:43:10,476
# I think I love you
2113
01:43:10,518 --> 01:43:13,938
# So what am I so afraid of?
2114
01:43:13,980 --> 01:43:17,066
# I'm afraid that I'm unsure of
2115
01:43:17,108 --> 01:43:20,111
# A love that
there's no cure for... #
2116
01:43:24,949 --> 01:43:26,367
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
2117
01:43:27,911 --> 01:43:30,246
(SINGS)
# I think I love you... #
2118
01:43:30,288 --> 01:43:31,706
(LAUGHS)
2119
01:43:31,748 --> 01:43:34,000
(BOTH SING) # Isn't that
what life is made of?
2120
01:43:34,042 --> 01:43:36,461
# Though it worries me to say
2121
01:43:36,502 --> 01:43:38,796
# I've never felt this way... #
2122
01:43:38,838 --> 01:43:40,798
(GEMMA LAUGHS)
2123
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:43,801
The father of the bride,
ladies and gentlemen. (LAUGHS)
2124
01:43:43,843 --> 01:43:45,178
Aww.
2125
01:43:45,219 --> 01:43:47,180
(BOTH SING) # I don't know
what I'm up against
2126
01:43:47,221 --> 01:43:49,432
# I don't know
what it's all about
2127
01:43:49,474 --> 01:43:52,602
(AUDREY AND LORRAINE SING)
# I got so much to think about
2128
01:43:53,895 --> 01:43:56,940
# Hey, I think I love you
2129
01:43:56,981 --> 01:43:59,233
# So what am I so afraid of?
2130
01:43:59,275 --> 01:44:01,486
# I'm afraid that
I'm not sure of
2131
01:44:01,527 --> 01:44:04,113
# A love
there is no cure for... #
2132
01:44:04,155 --> 01:44:05,281
(GEMMA LAUGHS)
2133
01:44:05,323 --> 01:44:07,241
I'm pushing the beds together
tonight.
2134
01:44:07,283 --> 01:44:08,451
GUESTS: # I think I love you
2135
01:44:08,493 --> 01:44:10,328
# Isn't that what life
is made of? #
2136
01:44:10,370 --> 01:44:12,413
MAN ON VIDEO: Oh, my God,
Audrey! Check it out!
2137
01:44:12,455 --> 01:44:15,583
We set up the nursery!
Isn't it cute?!
2138
01:44:15,625 --> 01:44:19,295
Please RSVP for the baby shower.
Goodbye!
2139
01:44:20,797 --> 01:44:21,881
(PHONE WHOOSHES)
2140
01:44:21,923 --> 01:44:23,424
# I think I love you
2141
01:44:23,466 --> 01:44:26,219
# Isn't that what life
is made of?
2142
01:44:26,260 --> 01:44:28,554
# Though it worries me to say
2143
01:44:28,596 --> 01:44:30,890
# I never felt this way
2144
01:44:30,932 --> 01:44:34,060
# Believe me,
you really don't have to worry
2145
01:44:34,102 --> 01:44:36,187
# I only wanna make you happy
2146
01:44:36,229 --> 01:44:39,732
# And if you say,
"Hey, go away," I will... #
2147
01:44:39,774 --> 01:44:42,735
I'm not weirded-out
that you peed on strangers.
2148
01:44:42,777 --> 01:44:43,903
Mm.
2149
01:44:51,911 --> 01:44:53,287
But you should know...
2150
01:44:54,455 --> 01:44:56,290
..I really like strong women.
2151
01:44:56,332 --> 01:44:57,667
Mm.
2152
01:44:59,210 --> 01:45:00,920
I'm ferocious.
2153
01:45:00,962 --> 01:45:02,964
-(DYLAN PURRS)
-(RUTH GIGGLES)
2154
01:45:03,006 --> 01:45:05,675
(DYLAN CHUCKLES)
2155
01:45:10,096 --> 01:45:11,514
RUTH: Mm.
2156
01:45:11,556 --> 01:45:13,016
DYLAN: Mmm!
2157
01:45:16,561 --> 01:45:18,021
# But I think better still
2158
01:45:18,062 --> 01:45:20,732
# I'd better stay around
and love you
2159
01:45:20,773 --> 01:45:22,775
# Do you think I have a case?
2160
01:45:22,817 --> 01:45:24,527
# Let me ask you to your face
2161
01:45:24,569 --> 01:45:26,612
# Do you think you love me?
2162
01:45:26,654 --> 01:45:28,531
# I think I love you
2163
01:45:28,573 --> 01:45:33,077
# I think I love you
I think I love you
2164
01:45:33,119 --> 01:45:35,163
# I think I love you
2165
01:45:35,204 --> 01:45:39,542
# I think I love you
I think I love you
2166
01:45:39,584 --> 01:45:42,003
# I think I love you
2167
01:45:42,045 --> 01:45:45,923
# I think I love you
I think I love you
2168
01:45:45,965 --> 01:45:48,301
# I think I love you
2169
01:45:48,342 --> 01:45:52,513
# I think I love you
I think I love you
2170
01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:54,807
# I think I love you. #
2171
01:45:54,849 --> 01:45:58,394
(BOTH LAUGH)
2172
01:45:58,436 --> 01:46:03,524
-Photo time. Gemma and...?
-Oh, um, Audrey.
2173
01:46:03,566 --> 01:46:06,235
She's, er, my sister.
2174
01:46:09,197 --> 01:46:11,407
Come here. Oh, no, prom photo.
2175
01:46:11,449 --> 01:46:13,367
(BOTH LAUGH)
2176
01:46:15,703 --> 01:46:17,038
(GROANS)
2177
01:46:26,339 --> 01:46:28,007
(POIGNANT PIANO INTRO)
2178
01:46:32,929 --> 01:46:36,099
# Some say love
2179
01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:41,062
# It is a river
2180
01:46:41,104 --> 01:46:43,856
# That drowns
2181
01:46:43,898 --> 01:46:47,735
# The tender reed
2182
01:46:47,777 --> 01:46:51,447
# I say love
2183
01:46:51,489 --> 01:46:56,285
# It is a flower
2184
01:46:56,327 --> 01:46:59,330
# And you
2185
01:46:59,372 --> 01:47:03,251
# Its only seed
2186
01:47:03,292 --> 01:47:06,754
# When the night
2187
01:47:06,796 --> 01:47:10,716
# Has been too lonely
2188
01:47:10,758 --> 01:47:13,636
# And the road
2189
01:47:13,678 --> 01:47:17,431
# Has been too long
2190
01:47:17,473 --> 01:47:20,893
# And you think
2191
01:47:20,935 --> 01:47:24,438
# That love is only
2192
01:47:24,480 --> 01:47:28,109
# For the lucky
2193
01:47:28,151 --> 01:47:31,237
# And the strong
2194
01:47:31,279 --> 01:47:35,408
# Just remember
2195
01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:38,953
# In the winter
2196
01:47:38,995 --> 01:47:42,165
# Far beneath
2197
01:47:42,206 --> 01:47:46,627
# The bitter snows
2198
01:47:46,669 --> 01:47:50,464
# Lies the seed
2199
01:47:50,506 --> 01:47:54,844
# That with the sun's love
2200
01:47:54,886 --> 01:47:57,972
# In the spring
2201
01:47:58,014 --> 01:48:04,270
# Becomes the rose. #
2202
01:48:17,909 --> 01:48:21,704
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
2203
01:48:28,628 --> 01:48:30,171
-(GRUNTS)
-(GUESTS GASP)
2204
01:48:30,213 --> 01:48:33,549
(GRUNTS)
2205
01:48:42,516 --> 01:48:44,518
(SHRIEKS)
2206
01:48:47,355 --> 01:48:49,190
(SHRIEKS)
2207
01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:56,781
(PANTS)
2208
01:49:01,202 --> 01:49:02,703
MAN: Alright, mate?
2209
01:49:04,872 --> 01:49:07,875
TIM: Never google the answers.
2210
01:49:07,917 --> 01:49:09,168
(SOLEMN INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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