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[? THE DOOBIE BROTHERS:
"What A Fool Believes"]
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- Is George's wife called "Fig"?
- Yeah.
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"Fig"?
What's her real name?
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Well, I genuinely
can't remember.
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What was your nickname again?
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"Mongo"? "Rumpy"?
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I'm ashamed to say...
it was "Skippy".
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Ew...
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I was kind of seen as the...
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[Clears throat]
captain of the party.
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Oh, God!
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? ...wanted to say ?
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? Only to realise ?
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? It never really was ?
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? She had a place
in his life... ?
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Look, I feel like I should say
they're really not...
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- stereotypical posh people.
- Really?
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They're cool, I promise.
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And that's coming from
"the captain of the party".
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- Oh, God!
- [Phone beeps]
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Text... from Claire.
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Oh! Thank you.
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- [Phone beeps]
- [Group] 'Mate!'
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[Man] 'Welcome back,
you fuckin' legend!'
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[Group cheering,
shouting indistinctly]
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For fuck's sake!
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Who else is gonna be there?
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Uh... yes.
Just the old gang.
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So... Archie,
Fig, and George.
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And Claire.
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Yeah! And Claire.
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What?
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? ...seems to be ?
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? Is always better than nothing ?
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? And nothing at all ?
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? Keeps sending him somewhere
back in her long ago... ?
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[Urinating]
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[Animal noises]
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[Whining]
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Hey, mate.
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You all right?
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[Whining continues]
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- [Man screams]
- Fuck!
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- Stop fucking...
- Sorry, mate.
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Sorry, mate. Sorry.
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Come here!
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Come back, you cunt!
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Come back!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck...
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Fuck, fuck, fuck... Fuck!
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What the fuck?
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Hello.
Excuse me, sorry...
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Um, I don't suppose you know
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where Cleeve Hill Manor is,
do you?
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I do, yeah.
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Could... Sorry, and could you
tell me where it is?
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I can, yeah.
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[Chuckles]
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[Laughs] Good one, you got me.
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Sorry. Couldn't resist.
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So, why d'you need to know?
Lost?
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- Yes.
- Thought as much.
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Yeah.
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The old sat nav
let you down, then, eh?
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- Surprise, surprise.
- Yeah.
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- Long journey?
- Yah.
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Um...
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sort of late for my own party,
actually. It's my birthday.
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Yeah, you need to loop back
round, through the red gate,
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bear left till you hit
The Lamb Pub,
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then straight shot through
Dawny, and it's on your left.
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Big iron-fronted thing.
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Yes, I remember.
Thank you very much.
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Might come join you later!
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[Laughs] Yeah, well,
I'll tell the others know!
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- Cheers again. Thanks.
- Laters!
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[Pete] Oi-oi!
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It's party time!
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The skipper is here!
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Wooh, wooh!
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Guys?
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Guys?
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[Yawns]
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[Phone beeping]
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[TV, indistinct]
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[Snoring]
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[Indistinct chattering,
laughing]
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Back in a sec, mate!
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All right?
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Hope you guys have been having
a nice time?
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What the fuck?
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- Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
- Pete...
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What are you doing here?
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- Fuck off, Archie.
- No seriously, mate.
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Oh, no!
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George's invite...
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- This is awful.
- What?
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That was a joke, mate.
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No, seriously, I mean,
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why would George want somebody
else's birthday at his house?
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[Laughs]
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Jokes, mate!
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- Stop it!
- Oh, my God! Here he is!
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Oh, hey!
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- Hey, stranger!
- Hi, Claire Bear.
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Oh, my God, were you...
were you waiting long?
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No, no, just like...
half an hour, hour and a half.
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[Cheering]
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So good to see that you got here
in one piece!
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You're looking trim, mate.
You look amazing.
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Thanks. Thank you, thank you,
yeah, yeah. Well...
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Yeah, I guess the Lebanese
food is...
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...fucking disgusting?
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No, just a lot of fibre
and pulses.
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You have
a bit of a beard as well.
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Looks great.
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You all right?
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Yeah, fine, yeah.
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Look, sorry,
we thought you'd be ages
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cos of the accident on the M5.
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No. No, I just, uh...
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got lost and couldn't
get through to you guys.
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Oh, shit.
Well, we left you a note...
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- Where?
- Here you bell-end.
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Where was that?
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[Echoing voice] Found him!
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[? Dramatic music]
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[? Music over dialogue]
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No, seriously, Harry...
Harry, take it... Take it back!
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All right, all right.
I'll take it.
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Arch, be careful.
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Sorry, should probably introduce
myself to the birthday boy.
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- All right, mate?
- Leader of the pack, huh?
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I heard a lot about you.
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Apparently, one of
the funniest guys on the planet.
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[Huffs] Uh...
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Oh, come here, you big fanny!
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Birthday boy needs a hug...
and a stripper.
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- And that's me!
- Oh...
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Oh, yeah.
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- Shh!
- Oh!
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[? Vocalises]
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Hey!
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Hey, what's that?
Fuckin' hell!
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Yeah, you gave me a boner.
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What?
You got an erection?
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- It's just... just my phone.
- He's got an erection!
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None of that!
I'm not here for that, mate.
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- Go and help Archie, Harry.
- I'm not here for that!
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Stop molesting Pete,
all right?
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- Jeez!
- Oh, my God!
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- Who is that?
- [Cheering]
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[Fig] We found him down the pub.
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He was challenging farmers
to rap battles.
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You'll love him, he is classic.
A real local.
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How is the portraiture, Claire?
You, got any new commissions?
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Uh... yeah! Yeah, it's fine.
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What does that mean?
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[Chuckles] I sometimes feel
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that I don't really have
anything to say as an artist.
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You know, I'm just...
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like, I'm just
a stupid posh girl
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painting portraits
of other posh people.
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You're being
really hard on yourself.
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I mean, I'd love to see
any new stuff.
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- Uh, rule number seven!
- What's that?
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- Oh...
- Oh, it was "no talking shop".
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Yeah! No, no, you really
should drink for that, Pete.
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Right, got it. Understood.
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"Oonderstood..."
[Chuckles] "Oonderstood!"
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Mate, are you speaking
in a northern accent?
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What?
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All night
your accent's been northern.
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[Laughing]
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Is this part
of your new 'edgy Pete'?
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'Edgy Pete'? Sorry, guys,
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am I speaking
in a northern accent right now?
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Shut up, Arch.
Just down your drink, Pete.
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You did break a rule.
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- OK.
- Drink it, mate!
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Down it, down it, down it...
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Down it! Down it! Down it...!
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- Pressure! Whoo!
- There's a lot... lot in there.
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Yeah... Oh...
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Oh, come on.
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- What's that?
- Gonna leave a bit in there.
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Wow!
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A really funny thing happened
to me on the way up here.
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Well, not really funny...
quite funny.
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- Yeah, when I was lost...
- Arch, check this out!
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...messing about
on country roads,
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I got a bit lost
as you got from my texts...
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[Whispering] Have a look.
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...searching
for that bloody red gate!
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Oh, my God, it won!
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[Laughs] This guy told me to
put a bet on a horse, 84 to 1.
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It's just come in
fucking second!
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I'm up five hundred quid!
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Bloody hell!
Why didn't you bet yourself?
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Oh, I don't like to gamble.
It's a dirty habit.
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It's, like, figuring out
the odds.
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You know, I'm Devon's answer
to Rain Man!
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[Laughing]
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Sorry, Pete,
you was telling a story?
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Oh, yeah. Uh...
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Well, it was just about me
on the way up here.
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I was pretty f... I mean,
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I was lost, basically,
completely and utterly,
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and I was forced to interact
with this really strange man,
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kind of a clich� spooky
local type character. Um...
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I wound down the window
and said,
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"Excuse me, do you know
the way to Cleeve Hill Manor?",
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to which he replied, "Yerp!"
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- [Laughing]
- But then didn't tell me.
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Just silence.
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So I said, "Well, could you
tell me where it is, please?",
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to which he replied,
"Yerp, I can."
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[Laughing]
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So, I was just thinking,
"Oh, God,
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"please
gimme a break here, dude.
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"I feel like I'm in a bad
horror film or something."
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And then, as I drove off,
he shouted, "See ya later",
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and I just thought, "Jesus
Christ, I really hope I don't."
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- [All laughing]
- Sorry, guys, this is Norman.
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And Norman, this is Harry,
Archie, Claire.
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You know Fig, obviously.
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- And this is Pete.
- All right?
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I've filled the ice machine
in the cellar.
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Thank you so much.
What you drinking?
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Nah, you're all right.
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I'll leave you
to your funny impressions.
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No, that wasn't... That wasn't
an impression of you.
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Now he's lying as well.
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Oh, I switched the heating on
in the pool, too,
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in case you wanted to brave it.
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- Thanks, Norman.
- Thank you so much.
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See you, then.
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- Happy birthday.
- Oh, thanks.
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Right.
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You know what room
you're staying in, Pete?
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I didn't want to presume.
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The Rose room. So,
lovely double for you and Sonia.
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Great.
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But Harry is gonna be
on the sofa bed for tonight,
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is that cool?
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Awesome.
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[Exhales]
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[? Whistling]
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Long hot soak for your bones.
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Nothing better.
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Don't worry, I won't be long.
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I'm mainly doing the upper lip.
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Only place
I can seem to grow it.
255
00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:06,360
So, how do you know
this lot, then?
256
00:18:06,393 --> 00:18:09,528
Uh, we are friends
from university.
257
00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:12,461
They're a cracking lot.
258
00:18:13,696 --> 00:18:14,962
Cracking.
259
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,762
Fun though, innit?
260
00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:20,663
University?
261
00:18:20,697 --> 00:18:23,830
No, being with your mates.
262
00:18:23,863 --> 00:18:26,262
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is.
263
00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:30,494
How old are you lot?
264
00:18:31,562 --> 00:18:33,528
Well, I'm thirty-one exactly.
265
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:37,229
Thirty-one, having fun.
266
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,363
How old do you think I am?
267
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:45,798
Um...
268
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:48,631
- Thirty-six?
- Forty!
269
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,663
Forty years old.
270
00:18:57,798 --> 00:18:59,931
Thick at the base,
271
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,330
goes into a point,
272
00:19:02,364 --> 00:19:04,565
slightly strangulated
in the middle.
273
00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,632
- Excuse me?
- Your cock!
274
00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:09,931
Ha!
275
00:19:09,964 --> 00:19:12,363
[Laughs]
So it's true, then.
276
00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:14,764
You are the shy one.
277
00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:21,865
Fucking... what?
278
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,765
[Distant voices]
279
00:20:48,636 --> 00:20:50,535
[Indistinct chattering]
280
00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:52,968
[Cheering]
281
00:20:57,869 --> 00:20:59,869
Fucking make an effort, mate.
282
00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:07,469
- There he is...
- Hey!
283
00:21:07,502 --> 00:21:10,470
- Smells so good.
- Got a drink?
284
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,937
- Um... I think I'm OK for now.
- Mate, come on!
285
00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:15,737
You're having a little wicky
with me, mate.
286
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,302
OK.
287
00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:26,003
- Hey.
- Oh, yep. Thank you.
288
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,369
- Don't tell Pops.
- Absolutely not. Cheers!
289
00:21:28,401 --> 00:21:30,471
- Cheers!
- Cheers, mate! Cheers!
290
00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:32,870
Mm!
291
00:21:32,904 --> 00:21:37,004
Dude, it is, um... It is so nice
of you to do all this.
292
00:21:37,037 --> 00:21:39,737
Weird thing to say. You're still
one of my best mates, Pete.
293
00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:41,405
Obviously!
294
00:21:41,439 --> 00:21:43,270
No, I just... I don't know.
295
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,302
Yeah, these last few years
have been so crazy,
296
00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:47,837
and I feel bad
I haven't been back more.
297
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,537
Pete, you were always gonna do
something different.
298
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:54,337
Selfishly, I've missed you,
but... this refugee shit -
299
00:21:54,371 --> 00:21:55,937
I'm fucking proud of you.
It sounds heavy.
300
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,905
Thanks, man, that means
so much coming from you.
301
00:21:57,938 --> 00:21:59,539
No, you're actually
doing something good.
302
00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:02,405
You know, making up
for your past crimes.
303
00:22:06,303 --> 00:22:08,605
What do you mean,
"past crimes"?
304
00:22:09,971 --> 00:22:12,236
Well, no, I mean,
just being a reprobate.
305
00:22:12,805 --> 00:22:14,971
Right. Yeah.
306
00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:18,505
Yeah. I mean, I'm also doing it
cos I'm passionate about it.
307
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:20,372
Yeah. Of course.
308
00:22:27,272 --> 00:22:29,237
Oh, man, Harry...
309
00:22:30,939 --> 00:22:33,605
- He is a character.
- Yeah, he is ridiculous.
310
00:22:33,639 --> 00:22:37,006
- Yeah. He's kind of...
- Fucking funny.
311
00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:39,272
Mm.
312
00:22:39,305 --> 00:22:41,441
Yeah, it's weird, I, uh...
313
00:22:41,474 --> 00:22:44,506
I almost feel, like...
shy around him.
314
00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:47,008
Why?
315
00:22:47,041 --> 00:22:49,473
I don't know.
316
00:22:49,506 --> 00:22:51,339
Yeah, I don't know.
It's weird.
317
00:22:51,373 --> 00:22:54,374
I mean, you didn't tell him
I was shy, did you?
318
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,973
What? No!
We told him you were great.
319
00:22:58,008 --> 00:23:00,507
Yeah. Forget it.
320
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:02,808
So, tell me about you and Sonia!
All going well?
321
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,341
Oh, yes.
Yeah, really well.
322
00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:07,541
And actually, you're
the first person, of course,
323
00:23:07,574 --> 00:23:09,274
- that I'm telling this to...
- Uh-oh.
324
00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:11,374
...but I'm thinking
of proposing.
325
00:23:11,407 --> 00:23:12,773
We're to France in June,
326
00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:14,474
and it just feels like
the right time.
327
00:23:14,507 --> 00:23:15,908
Oh, mate, that's awesome.
328
00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:17,674
Yeah, well, I mean,
assuming she says yes.
329
00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,375
Ooh, yeah.
God, that would be very awkward.
330
00:23:19,408 --> 00:23:20,974
Maybe don't do it
at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
331
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,608
It's a long walk down.
332
00:23:24,308 --> 00:23:27,275
Yeah, oh, and maybe,
you know, don't tell Claire.
333
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,241
Why?
334
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:33,941
Pete. Come on.
335
00:23:33,974 --> 00:23:35,942
She's clearly
still a bit in love with you.
336
00:23:35,975 --> 00:23:38,409
She might not take it well.
337
00:23:40,008 --> 00:23:41,509
Wow.
338
00:23:42,675 --> 00:23:44,842
Yeah, of course.
339
00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,543
Poor Claire.
340
00:23:49,477 --> 00:23:52,410
Yeah, you should know, man,
she, uh...
341
00:23:52,444 --> 00:23:54,409
She tried to kill herself.
342
00:23:56,642 --> 00:23:57,943
- What?
- I mean...
343
00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:03,810
She's always had a tendency
to be sad, but I just guess...
344
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:07,342
she was sadder than we all saw,
I suppose.
345
00:24:08,877 --> 00:24:10,944
And when did she do it?
346
00:24:10,977 --> 00:24:14,278
Uh... just before you left,
I think.
347
00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:20,676
Look, don't freak out.
348
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,711
OK?
No, she's absolutely fine now.
349
00:24:22,744 --> 00:24:24,310
Let's just keep
the weekend light, yeah?
350
00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:25,877
Come on!
Hey, to you and Sonia!
351
00:24:25,911 --> 00:24:27,344
[Bottles clinking]
352
00:24:30,278 --> 00:24:31,411
Cocktails?
353
00:24:32,878 --> 00:24:34,378
Yeah.
354
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,411
Do you guys remember
Jess Sanderson?
355
00:24:41,445 --> 00:24:44,244
- [All] Yes.
- Fuck me, she was so fit.
356
00:24:44,278 --> 00:24:45,577
You were obsessed.
357
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,578
- Ever see her throw a javelin?
- What?
358
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,812
She could throw a javelin
so fucking far,
359
00:24:49,845 --> 00:24:52,479
I used to go and watch her
do athletics.
360
00:24:52,512 --> 00:24:53,912
I was such a fucking pervert,
361
00:24:53,945 --> 00:24:55,878
and I just really loved the fact
362
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,479
that she could probably
bench-press me.
363
00:24:58,512 --> 00:24:59,945
Pete, you banged her,
didn't you?
364
00:24:59,978 --> 00:25:01,777
- Yes!
- Pete got with everyone.
365
00:25:01,811 --> 00:25:03,546
He was the most player
of all our friends.
366
00:25:03,579 --> 00:25:04,778
Well, I'm not surprised.
367
00:25:04,812 --> 00:25:06,512
The way he sat there
holding that cocktail,
368
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:09,379
it's like we got James Bond sat
here in the room with us, innit?
369
00:25:09,412 --> 00:25:10,512
Double-O-Seven!
370
00:25:10,546 --> 00:25:12,778
[All laughing]
371
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,013
Yeah, one of the kids
in the refugee camp said
372
00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,914
I looked like Daniel Craig.
373
00:25:16,947 --> 00:25:19,480
- Really?
- Yeah.
374
00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:21,413
Some of those kids
were just so amazing.
375
00:25:21,447 --> 00:25:23,412
- Mm.
- Cool, man.
376
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,846
So, have you told Sonia
about your sordid past?
377
00:25:31,879 --> 00:25:35,647
Uh, yes, yes.
I've come clean about Skippy.
378
00:25:36,814 --> 00:25:38,414
Weird to think
that we even kissed.
379
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,580
I don't think we did.
380
00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:43,814
Don't deny...
381
00:25:43,847 --> 00:25:46,547
Yeah, second night
of fresher's week.
382
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,246
- I...
- George?
383
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,548
Is there something
I should know about?
384
00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:51,447
- Sorry.
- No, honestly,
385
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,514
- I don't remember this at all.
- What? Now, come off it!
386
00:25:54,548 --> 00:25:58,282
No girl can forget a night
of passion with Double-O-Seven.
387
00:25:58,315 --> 00:26:00,549
Can they? Eh?
Oi, George, you got any guns?
388
00:26:00,582 --> 00:26:02,948
- Yeah, fucking loads.
- Let's get Pete a gun!
389
00:26:02,981 --> 00:26:04,781
Take a photo -
we'll send it in to Hollywood.
390
00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:06,414
They haven't chosen
a new Bond yet, have they?
391
00:26:06,448 --> 00:26:08,247
Right, well, let's get a gun.
392
00:26:08,281 --> 00:26:10,648
- Oh, no...!
- George stop him!
393
00:26:10,681 --> 00:26:12,548
- Harry!
- Oh, God!
394
00:26:12,581 --> 00:26:15,248
Wait, who was it that, um...
395
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,948
- Who was it that pulled Plank?
- Oh, yes!
396
00:26:17,981 --> 00:26:20,482
No, actually,
no one pulled Plank,
397
00:26:20,515 --> 00:26:22,516
but he did smooch a pooch.
398
00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:24,982
- A dog! He kissed a dog!
- Yeah, that little pug!
399
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,016
Sorry? "Plank"?
400
00:26:27,049 --> 00:26:28,449
Plank, yeah.
401
00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:31,682
- Do you not remember?
- No.
402
00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:34,948
Plank, as in the wild card.
403
00:26:34,981 --> 00:26:38,883
He came round,
with the big wheel of cheese.
404
00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:40,749
He was dressed
as a fucking wizard!
405
00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:42,717
Yeah... vaguely.
406
00:26:42,749 --> 00:26:45,316
Mate, you do remember
the wild card tradition, right?
407
00:26:45,349 --> 00:26:46,950
When we'd bring a randommer
back to the house?
408
00:26:46,983 --> 00:26:48,516
Yeah, I remember that.
409
00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:49,983
I always thought it was
a bit cruel, to be honest.
410
00:26:50,017 --> 00:26:53,716
What?
You used to fucking love it!
411
00:26:53,749 --> 00:26:55,417
[George] Saved you, Pete!
412
00:26:55,451 --> 00:26:58,250
[Harry] They are hosting
a nervous nelly!
413
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:07,850
Anyway,
I would have Skyped more,
414
00:27:07,883 --> 00:27:11,950
but we all had to share
this one computer in the camps.
415
00:27:13,616 --> 00:27:15,384
And it was actually
pretty amazing,
416
00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:17,850
we started with, like,
zero infrastructure...
417
00:27:17,883 --> 00:27:19,818
So you're gonna propose
to Sonia?
418
00:27:19,851 --> 00:27:21,617
Jesus!
419
00:27:21,651 --> 00:27:24,317
- Who told you that?
- It's great.
420
00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:25,552
Yeah, sorry,
who told you that?
421
00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:27,285
- [Buzzing]
- Is that...
422
00:27:27,318 --> 00:27:28,984
I think your phone's buzzing.
423
00:27:29,018 --> 00:27:30,618
Yeah.
424
00:27:30,652 --> 00:27:32,819
- I'll, uh...
- Sure.
425
00:27:34,651 --> 00:27:36,385
See ya.
426
00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:37,751
[Sonia]
'Hey! You having fun?'
427
00:27:37,784 --> 00:27:41,452
Yeah! Yeah, just, um...
It's a bit, um...
428
00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:42,852
'What?'
429
00:27:43,985 --> 00:27:45,552
Nah, it's just...
I guess I thought
430
00:27:45,585 --> 00:27:47,886
that everyone would've grown up
a bit more.
431
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:52,252
Um... Yeah, we're
in George's parents' house,
432
00:27:52,286 --> 00:27:54,286
drinking George's dad's whisky.
433
00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:57,518
I'm being mean. Just... I can't
wait for you to get here.
434
00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:00,653
- 'Is everyone there?'
- Yeah, full house.
435
00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:02,885
Plus some random guy
called Harry
436
00:28:02,919 --> 00:28:04,619
that they picked up
in the pub!
437
00:28:04,653 --> 00:28:05,986
'Oh, my God.'
438
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,885
Yeah, I'm sure he'll be gone
by the time you're here,
439
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,920
- but very funny.
- 'Weird.
440
00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:12,786
'Listen, babe, this internet
guy's really fucking us around.
441
00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,021
'I'm gonna have to wait till
the afternoon to let him in.
442
00:28:15,055 --> 00:28:17,820
'Sorry, I'll be a bit later.'
443
00:28:17,853 --> 00:28:21,453
Yeah, no problem.
Love you.
444
00:28:21,486 --> 00:28:23,653
'You too.
I'm sorry. Love you.'
445
00:28:54,388 --> 00:28:55,789
[Dialogue muted]
446
00:29:03,922 --> 00:29:06,222
[Dialogue muted]
447
00:29:13,755 --> 00:29:15,955
Mate!
Are you fucking listening?
448
00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:17,523
Yes! Sorry, Archie.
449
00:29:17,557 --> 00:29:21,789
Um, so... I'm sorry, mate,
you're setting up an app?
450
00:29:21,823 --> 00:29:24,621
It's not a fucking app! It's
crowdfunding for thrill seekers.
451
00:29:24,655 --> 00:29:25,723
Right!
452
00:29:25,756 --> 00:29:26,922
It's about
linking people together
453
00:29:26,955 --> 00:29:29,789
who want to go on tailored
adventure holidays, you know,
454
00:29:29,822 --> 00:29:31,457
but they need to go in a group
455
00:29:31,490 --> 00:29:33,857
to make it
more financially viable.
456
00:29:33,890 --> 00:29:37,356
So, let's say you want to go
chasing whales on jet skis
457
00:29:37,390 --> 00:29:38,590
or some shit like that...
458
00:29:38,623 --> 00:29:40,856
Yeah, Arch, cos that
definitely sounds legal.
459
00:29:40,889 --> 00:29:43,490
Don't invest, then, Claire.
460
00:29:43,523 --> 00:29:45,856
You know, but most of your
friends are too pussy to do it,
461
00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:48,457
so we team you up
with some Saffa meatheads
462
00:29:48,490 --> 00:29:50,890
who are up for a weendish time.
463
00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:53,790
Um... It'd still be, like,
expensive, though, wouldn't it?
464
00:29:53,824 --> 00:29:55,257
Right.
465
00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:57,991
Well, I mean, you're not
saving money, are you?
466
00:29:58,025 --> 00:30:00,691
You're just kind of linking
rich people with rich people.
467
00:30:00,725 --> 00:30:04,559
Yeah...
who are up for a weendish time.
468
00:30:04,592 --> 00:30:06,958
I mean,
it's better that way, though.
469
00:30:06,991 --> 00:30:08,724
At least you're not having
your holiday ruined
470
00:30:08,757 --> 00:30:12,026
- by some random pez.
- "Pez"?
471
00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:13,991
Pez! Peasant! Pezo!
Come on, mate.
472
00:30:14,025 --> 00:30:15,592
Fucking hell, Archie!
473
00:30:15,624 --> 00:30:17,325
What? Mate, you used to say
that shit all the time.
474
00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:18,825
No, I fucking didn't.
475
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:22,392
Also, like... just have a little
bit of, you know, awareness.
476
00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:27,258
- What? Harry?
- What's that?
477
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,726
He's worried
that you'd be offended
478
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:31,425
by me referring
to peasants as pezes.
479
00:30:31,459 --> 00:30:32,858
Woah!
480
00:30:32,891 --> 00:30:34,726
Fucking hell, are you calling me
a peasant, are you, Pete?
481
00:30:34,758 --> 00:30:37,259
- No.
- You sort of were, mate.
482
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,993
- Let's just move on.
- Oh!
483
00:30:39,027 --> 00:30:41,726
His lordship wants us
to move on. OK! Fair enough, OK!
484
00:30:41,759 --> 00:30:43,592
Well, sir, I've left your potty
upstairs for you,
485
00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:45,493
and I'll come upstairs
and wipe your bum-bum.
486
00:30:45,526 --> 00:30:47,393
- [All laughing]
- Actually do it!
487
00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:49,560
Actually do it!
488
00:30:49,593 --> 00:30:50,993
This calls for gear.
489
00:30:51,027 --> 00:30:52,859
No, Archie!
No, not at the table.
490
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,893
- Pete, come on.
- No, thank you, Archie.
491
00:30:54,927 --> 00:30:56,393
No, no, it's a good point,
actually.
492
00:30:56,426 --> 00:30:58,493
Gotta save some energy
for the b-day boy.
493
00:30:58,526 --> 00:31:00,760
Main event is tomorrow.
Big surprise for Petie!
494
00:31:00,793 --> 00:31:02,893
[Cheering]
495
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,427
Yeah, well, in which case
I'd better... better get to bed.
496
00:31:10,461 --> 00:31:11,727
- Get some sleep.
- Don't be a bell-end.
497
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,326
No, you're not... OK, OK!
498
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:15,527
Wait, wait....
I'm gonna do... yeah!
499
00:31:15,561 --> 00:31:19,259
OK, I just want to say, um...
happy birthday, Pete!
500
00:31:19,293 --> 00:31:20,494
I know it's been a while
501
00:31:20,527 --> 00:31:22,461
since we've all been
under the same roof.
502
00:31:22,494 --> 00:31:26,029
I mean, the last, what,
eight, nine years
503
00:31:26,062 --> 00:31:28,295
has really gone by fast,
504
00:31:28,328 --> 00:31:31,729
and it's just so nice that
it all still feels so natural.
505
00:31:31,762 --> 00:31:33,462
Yeah, hear-hear.
506
00:31:33,495 --> 00:31:39,261
And I just wanted to say,
you know after my, uh, blip...
507
00:31:40,895 --> 00:31:45,296
it really made me realise
how lucky I am to have you guys.
508
00:31:45,329 --> 00:31:48,262
Um, and I couldn't have got
through any of it without you.
509
00:31:48,296 --> 00:31:49,662
So...
All of you.
510
00:31:52,361 --> 00:31:55,329
Uh, so, yeah,
happy birthday, Pete.
511
00:31:55,362 --> 00:31:57,428
Ah! Happy birthday to Pete!
512
00:31:58,328 --> 00:32:00,662
[Indistinct conversations]
513
00:32:08,362 --> 00:32:10,696
- Off to bed, too?
- Just getting some ciggies.
514
00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:12,864
Right...
Sorry not to stay up.
515
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:16,263
Just wanted to save some energy
for tomorrow.
516
00:32:16,297 --> 00:32:17,997
Listen, Pete.
517
00:32:18,031 --> 00:32:20,931
Just so you know,
you're not doing too well.
518
00:32:24,930 --> 00:32:26,263
What?
519
00:32:26,297 --> 00:32:27,629
This weekend so far...
520
00:32:27,663 --> 00:32:30,629
I mean, you've been a bit crap,
haven't you?
521
00:32:30,663 --> 00:32:33,263
Claiming that we pulled
in first year.
522
00:32:33,297 --> 00:32:36,564
And then rubbing Claire's nose
in your supposed engagement.
523
00:32:36,597 --> 00:32:38,898
- I didn't tell her that.
- Well, she knows.
524
00:32:38,932 --> 00:32:41,730
And I mean... You're not
actually engaged, are you?
525
00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:44,731
So, it's hardly news.
526
00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:47,832
I just thought you should know.
It's not a good start.
527
00:32:59,766 --> 00:33:01,498
[Woman laughing]
528
00:33:14,698 --> 00:33:16,899
[Indistinct conversation,
laughing]
529
00:33:28,066 --> 00:33:29,999
[Conversation continues]
530
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,233
[Conversation stops]
531
00:34:44,903 --> 00:34:46,602
- [Door slams shut]
- What the fuck?
532
00:34:46,635 --> 00:34:48,269
[Harry] Sorry.
533
00:34:49,336 --> 00:34:51,336
[Harry mumbling indistinctly]
534
00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,502
[Harry clears throat loudly]
535
00:34:58,535 --> 00:34:59,904
[Pete] Ugh!
536
00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:05,004
[Harry urinates, belches]
537
00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:08,838
Oh, man!
538
00:35:10,337 --> 00:35:11,671
Motherfucker...
539
00:35:16,370 --> 00:35:18,270
[Toilet flushing]
540
00:35:28,638 --> 00:35:30,772
- Are those my pills?
- Excuse me?
541
00:35:30,805 --> 00:35:32,639
I said, are those my pills?
542
00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:34,739
These are Rennie's.
Do you want one?
543
00:35:35,904 --> 00:35:37,504
- No.
- No?
544
00:35:37,537 --> 00:35:38,971
No.
545
00:35:51,639 --> 00:35:52,972
Good night.
546
00:35:53,639 --> 00:35:54,973
Good night.
547
00:35:58,805 --> 00:36:00,338
[Harry grunts]
548
00:36:07,506 --> 00:36:08,639
Ha!
549
00:36:12,506 --> 00:36:14,539
[Snores]
550
00:36:18,674 --> 00:36:20,706
[Snoring continues]
551
00:36:28,707 --> 00:36:30,574
[Whining]
552
00:36:35,307 --> 00:36:36,640
What is that?
553
00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,306
Harry?
554
00:36:41,339 --> 00:36:42,774
Did you hear that?
555
00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:45,608
Harry?
556
00:36:45,641 --> 00:36:47,473
[Whining continues]
557
00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:55,575
Hey, Claire, what...
Are you OK?
558
00:36:56,374 --> 00:36:57,576
Can you hear that?
559
00:36:57,609 --> 00:36:59,341
What is it?
560
00:36:59,374 --> 00:37:01,609
I don't know, I think...
561
00:37:01,642 --> 00:37:04,407
I think someone's let a dog
into the house.
562
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,440
[Laughs] I don't know.
563
00:37:07,408 --> 00:37:09,373
Oh, my God. So funny.
564
00:37:09,407 --> 00:37:11,676
Yeah. It must be trapped
or something.
565
00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:17,274
You do know
that this is all your fault.
566
00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:20,642
What is?
567
00:37:21,643 --> 00:37:22,710
Everything.
568
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:24,943
[Pete] No!
569
00:37:26,341 --> 00:37:27,809
[Wheezes]
570
00:37:28,776 --> 00:37:30,442
[Harry snoring]
571
00:37:44,944 --> 00:37:46,376
[Exhales]
572
00:39:49,015 --> 00:39:50,615
[Groaning]
573
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,583
[? Music playing]
574
00:40:01,082 --> 00:40:02,850
All right, Archie?
575
00:40:04,782 --> 00:40:06,516
Did you pull an all-nighter?
576
00:40:07,816 --> 00:40:09,315
Yeah.
577
00:40:11,983 --> 00:40:13,817
Was it worth it?
578
00:40:14,983 --> 00:40:17,417
What the fuck kind of question
is that?
579
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:20,750
Yeah, fair enough.
580
00:40:20,783 --> 00:40:22,282
As you were.
581
00:40:22,316 --> 00:40:23,783
Yeah.
582
00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:30,851
[Grunting]
583
00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:33,418
Yeah!
584
00:40:34,817 --> 00:40:36,617
- Morning, morning, morning.
- Hey!
585
00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:37,917
Morning!
586
00:40:40,817 --> 00:40:42,383
Sleep well?
587
00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:44,851
Yeah.
588
00:40:44,884 --> 00:40:46,718
You slept very deeply,
it seemed.
589
00:40:46,752 --> 00:40:49,283
Ah, never better.
That bed's lush.
590
00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:50,917
- Thanking you, George.
- Ketchup?
591
00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:53,017
No. Not with tomato.
592
00:40:57,619 --> 00:40:58,852
Ooh...
593
00:41:08,619 --> 00:41:10,952
God.
This looks great, guys.
594
00:41:10,985 --> 00:41:12,551
Oh, sorry, mate.
Help yourself.
595
00:41:12,585 --> 00:41:13,986
No, no, yeah.
596
00:41:16,586 --> 00:41:18,786
[Radio] 'You're listening
to West Coast Classics today
597
00:41:18,819 --> 00:41:20,419
'at 9:35.'
598
00:41:20,452 --> 00:41:22,620
[Continues indistinctly]
599
00:41:22,653 --> 00:41:24,452
Oh, yes.
600
00:41:26,352 --> 00:41:28,918
I had such weird dreams
last night.
601
00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:32,018
Really, um...
Really, like, nasty.
602
00:41:32,052 --> 00:41:33,854
You did have
quite a lot of cheese.
603
00:41:33,886 --> 00:41:35,787
No kidding!
604
00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:37,420
[Imitates farting]
605
00:41:37,452 --> 00:41:39,321
- Should've had a Rennie.
- [Laughs]
606
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,321
Claire must be feeling it.
Is she still in bed?
607
00:41:44,354 --> 00:41:45,487
She's gone.
608
00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:51,286
What? Why?
609
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,353
[George] Well, why do you think?
610
00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,721
Probably cos you told her
about the engagement.
611
00:41:57,087 --> 00:41:59,386
Sorry, I didn't
tell her anything!
612
00:42:01,521 --> 00:42:04,054
- Harry, did you?
- Don't bring Harry into this.
613
00:42:04,087 --> 00:42:05,521
Say what, sorry?
614
00:42:05,554 --> 00:42:07,488
Well, telling Claire
about my engagement.
615
00:42:07,521 --> 00:42:10,987
I mean, you did hear yesterday
in the kitchen, so...
616
00:42:12,088 --> 00:42:14,255
I'm a little bit lost here,
Peter.
617
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,321
Right, and why are you doing
that accent now?
618
00:42:19,622 --> 00:42:21,488
What accent?
619
00:42:22,922 --> 00:42:25,789
Also, I didn't say
you could borrow my hoodie.
620
00:42:25,822 --> 00:42:27,756
Well, I'm not wearing
your hoodie, Pete.
621
00:42:27,789 --> 00:42:30,921
Unless you shop at Mo Valley
Farm... [Chuckling]
622
00:42:36,489 --> 00:42:37,988
- Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Pete! Stop it!
623
00:42:38,021 --> 00:42:39,889
Right, fine.
624
00:42:39,922 --> 00:42:42,722
Sorry.
Sorry, Harry. Just, um...
625
00:42:42,756 --> 00:42:44,857
I think I'm just tired
after a weird night.
626
00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:46,823
Don't worry.
You're probably just paranoid
627
00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:49,389
about everything
that happened yesterday.
628
00:42:49,423 --> 00:42:50,857
No, he ain't.
629
00:42:50,890 --> 00:42:52,590
You feel bad about Claire.
630
00:42:52,623 --> 00:42:54,622
I didn't tell her, I promise.
631
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,289
And if you didn't,
then I don't know who did.
632
00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:57,857
Pete, chill out!
She's probably fine, OK?
633
00:42:57,890 --> 00:43:01,757
Just, you know... get stuck
into your breakfast, mate.
634
00:43:15,656 --> 00:43:17,890
- Fun day ahead.
- [Chuckling]
635
00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:20,723
[Slurps]
636
00:44:13,993 --> 00:44:16,526
- Down on the fucking floor!
- [Screams]
637
00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:18,360
[Laughs]
638
00:44:22,693 --> 00:44:24,359
Cheer up, mate.
It's not loaded.
639
00:44:24,392 --> 00:44:26,726
Fucking hell,
that's dangerous.
640
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,794
Mate, I could handle a gun
before I could read.
641
00:44:30,827 --> 00:44:32,593
All right, yeah.
So last year, then?
642
00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:35,460
Ha-ha, very funny.
Come on, everyone's waiting.
643
00:44:35,494 --> 00:44:37,993
- Actually, Archie! Archie!
- Yes, mate?
644
00:44:44,794 --> 00:44:47,660
- [Whispers] Sorry.
- What's up, mate?
645
00:44:47,694 --> 00:44:49,293
Um...
646
00:44:49,994 --> 00:44:52,828
- Harry.
- Yeah?
647
00:44:52,862 --> 00:44:54,994
Look, I'm just going
to say this...
648
00:44:55,027 --> 00:44:56,794
And I feel like
I can with you.
649
00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:59,661
Of course you can.
650
00:44:59,695 --> 00:45:05,861
I feel like Harry is, like,
fucking with me...
651
00:45:05,894 --> 00:45:08,828
- or doesn't like me.
- Uh!
652
00:45:08,862 --> 00:45:11,528
- Or...
- He's been a dick to you?
653
00:45:11,561 --> 00:45:14,829
Well, have you not...
Yeah, well... Yeah, kind of.
654
00:45:14,863 --> 00:45:17,596
I mean, I don't know, I just
feel like he's got it in for me.
655
00:45:17,629 --> 00:45:19,362
That's just what I'm feeling.
656
00:45:19,395 --> 00:45:23,463
I mean, he hasn't said anything
bad about you, not to me anyway.
657
00:45:23,497 --> 00:45:26,728
OK. Also...
I think I recognise him.
658
00:45:26,762 --> 00:45:29,496
- It's weird.
- Mate, I'm sure you don't.
659
00:45:33,796 --> 00:45:35,496
Right.
660
00:45:35,529 --> 00:45:37,996
Anyway,
I'll keep an eye on him.
661
00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:39,830
All right?
No one messes with my friend.
662
00:45:39,864 --> 00:45:42,896
- Don't do that.
- Come here.
663
00:45:42,929 --> 00:45:45,297
Oh, my God.
Fucking hell, you stink.
664
00:45:45,331 --> 00:45:47,363
- Do I?
- Yeah.
665
00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:48,996
Are you gonna bring this
on the walk?
666
00:45:49,030 --> 00:45:53,863
Mate, I could handle a gun
before I could read.
667
00:45:53,896 --> 00:45:55,864
You really should try
and get some sleep.
668
00:45:55,897 --> 00:45:57,563
Yeah.
669
00:46:00,064 --> 00:46:02,297
Fuck!
670
00:46:02,331 --> 00:46:05,331
That was loaded, actually.
671
00:46:05,364 --> 00:46:08,498
- Hurry up, mate.
- Yeah, coming, coming, coming.
672
00:46:12,431 --> 00:46:14,331
- Come on, you bell-end.
- Yes, yes, yes...
673
00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:18,864
Sorry, mate,
thought you were in...
674
00:46:18,897 --> 00:46:20,698
Whoa! Whoops!
675
00:46:22,598 --> 00:46:23,798
Fuck off, Archie.
676
00:46:23,831 --> 00:46:26,000
Mate, come on.
We're waiting.
677
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,931
- See you, mate!
- Oh, come on!
678
00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:29,532
Toot-toot!
679
00:46:31,564 --> 00:46:33,264
[Whooping, cheering]
680
00:46:34,632 --> 00:46:36,465
Are you serious?
681
00:47:00,465 --> 00:47:03,433
No, don't close the door...
Fuck!
682
00:47:03,466 --> 00:47:05,566
They done a runner on us,
have they?
683
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,833
[Laughs] Classic!
684
00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:08,733
- You got your car keys?
- No.
685
00:47:08,767 --> 00:47:10,068
Let's just head
straight to the pub.
686
00:47:10,101 --> 00:47:12,701
I know a shortcut.
We'll probably meet 'em there.
687
00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:15,732
[Church bells ringing]
688
00:47:27,367 --> 00:47:29,002
Tonight should be good,
shouldn't it?
689
00:47:29,035 --> 00:47:30,501
Mm.
690
00:47:30,534 --> 00:47:32,367
Shame about Claire.
691
00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:35,834
She's beautiful, though,
isn't she?
692
00:47:35,868 --> 00:47:37,767
In a sort of tragic
693
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,734
"I might kill myself any moment"
sort of way.
694
00:47:40,768 --> 00:47:42,634
Weird, though...
695
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:44,068
What?
696
00:47:44,101 --> 00:47:46,367
Well, you know, you go out
with someone at university,
697
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,468
and then you remain friends,
but you drift apart -
698
00:47:48,502 --> 00:47:49,834
you don't see them
for five years.
699
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:51,969
Well, I have seen Claire, so...
700
00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:53,436
When?
701
00:47:53,469 --> 00:47:55,769
Before I went abroad.
We hung out a bunch.
702
00:47:55,802 --> 00:47:58,301
Oh, lovely.
703
00:47:58,335 --> 00:47:59,902
Rekindling old flames, was it?
704
00:47:59,935 --> 00:48:02,368
No! Sorry, that's
none of your business.
705
00:48:02,401 --> 00:48:03,668
Say no more.
706
00:48:03,702 --> 00:48:05,635
It's nice
you care about her.
707
00:48:05,668 --> 00:48:07,536
Watching over her...
708
00:48:07,569 --> 00:48:09,770
even when she's sleeping.
709
00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:12,904
Right, so you were spying on me
last night?
710
00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:15,303
No, just a joke.
711
00:48:18,403 --> 00:48:19,636
You must be bricking it
712
00:48:19,669 --> 00:48:20,836
she's out there
trying to top herself again.
713
00:48:20,871 --> 00:48:22,368
Oi, sorry, what is this?
714
00:48:23,603 --> 00:48:25,402
Like, why are you doing this?
715
00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,003
Is this cos...
716
00:48:28,036 --> 00:48:30,436
Did I wake you up
in your car yesterday?
717
00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:36,403
A few miles back, I can't
remember where exactly, but...
718
00:48:36,437 --> 00:48:38,736
Were you sleeping in a car...
and I woke you up?
719
00:48:38,770 --> 00:48:39,905
Cos if you did, it's fine.
720
00:48:39,938 --> 00:48:43,369
I don't care
that you sleep in a car...
721
00:48:43,402 --> 00:48:45,004
or that you treat your dog
like that.
722
00:48:45,037 --> 00:48:46,603
Like what?
723
00:48:47,537 --> 00:48:49,871
Well, horribly.
724
00:48:49,904 --> 00:48:52,303
Pete, I don't have a dog.
725
00:48:52,337 --> 00:48:54,771
Plus I love animals, so...
When even was this?
726
00:48:54,804 --> 00:48:56,438
Yesterday afternoon!
727
00:48:57,771 --> 00:49:00,338
What, when I was down
at the pub with your mates?
728
00:49:05,804 --> 00:49:08,637
Yeah, sorry...
Let's just get to the pub.
729
00:49:08,670 --> 00:49:10,538
All right.
730
00:49:10,571 --> 00:49:13,371
So, you got
any fun uni stories, then?
731
00:49:13,404 --> 00:49:14,705
What was that one
about that bloke -
732
00:49:14,738 --> 00:49:16,538
what was his name?
Plank?
733
00:49:16,571 --> 00:49:17,873
Didn't know
you knew about that.
734
00:49:17,906 --> 00:49:20,974
Oh, the others told me.
Yeah, what was it he...
735
00:49:21,007 --> 00:49:24,439
Turned up to a house-party
with a wheel of cheese? [Laughs]
736
00:49:24,472 --> 00:49:26,472
That's hysterical.
737
00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:28,505
Although,
apparently your memory's
738
00:49:28,538 --> 00:49:30,772
a bit hazy on it, though...
739
00:49:30,806 --> 00:49:32,839
Seems to me like you're never
in on the good jokes.
740
00:49:32,873 --> 00:49:35,472
Right, that's enough! I don't
know what your problem is,
741
00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:38,506
but these are my friends,
and this is my birthday,
742
00:49:38,539 --> 00:49:40,007
and I want you to leave, please.
743
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,673
Fuck off!
744
00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:45,908
Sorry.
745
00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:47,840
I can find my own way
to the pub.
746
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,573
- Right!
- Yes.
747
00:51:51,979 --> 00:51:53,179
[All] Surprise!
748
00:51:57,046 --> 00:51:58,545
Happy birthday!
749
00:51:58,578 --> 00:51:59,979
Ah!
750
00:52:02,679 --> 00:52:04,012
Happy birthday, mate!
751
00:52:04,946 --> 00:52:06,745
Happy birthday, mate.
752
00:52:08,478 --> 00:52:10,312
They put me up to it.
753
00:52:10,346 --> 00:52:11,679
Fucking hell!
754
00:52:11,713 --> 00:52:14,512
- Bit much, guys.
- The axe was my idea!
755
00:52:14,545 --> 00:52:16,412
No judgement
if you've shat yourself, mate.
756
00:52:16,446 --> 00:52:18,479
Sorry, mate.
We had to go ahead to set up.
757
00:52:18,513 --> 00:52:20,546
Hopefully, you'll forgive us.
Check this out...
758
00:52:20,579 --> 00:52:22,646
[Mumbles] Yeah!
759
00:52:22,679 --> 00:52:23,946
This is taking pub lunch
to a new level,
760
00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:26,013
we have rented
this whole place out!
761
00:52:26,046 --> 00:52:28,346
My idea!
762
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,880
Fucking hell, this is awesome!
763
00:52:30,913 --> 00:52:33,046
Party on! Wahey!
764
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,747
Hey!
765
00:52:34,781 --> 00:52:36,312
Pathetic!
766
00:52:36,346 --> 00:52:37,982
- Where's Claire?
- I told you, she's gone.
767
00:52:38,014 --> 00:52:40,313
Yeah, don't dwell on it.
I'm sure she's fine. Come on.
768
00:52:40,347 --> 00:52:42,947
Ah! Right! First round.
769
00:52:42,981 --> 00:52:46,081
? I feel it in my fingers ?
770
00:52:46,114 --> 00:52:49,814
? I feel it in my toes... ?
771
00:52:49,847 --> 00:52:51,447
Yes, boy!
772
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,514
? Love is all around me ?
773
00:52:54,547 --> 00:52:57,615
? And so the feeling grows ?
774
00:52:57,648 --> 00:53:00,848
You know, I look back at myself
when I was at uni,
775
00:53:00,882 --> 00:53:03,414
and I was just so insecure.
776
00:53:03,448 --> 00:53:06,514
Those terrible guys I dated...
777
00:53:06,547 --> 00:53:09,447
And in second year,
I met my George,
778
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,447
and he just...
he just knows who he is.
779
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,448
I mean, it's the most important
thing about a person, isn't it?
780
00:53:16,481 --> 00:53:18,581
Uh, yeah.
That and a massive house.
781
00:53:18,616 --> 00:53:19,916
[Laughing]
782
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:26,348
Anyway, now I just don't
take shit from people.
783
00:53:26,381 --> 00:53:27,882
- Go, Fig!
- Yeah!
784
00:53:27,915 --> 00:53:30,882
Life's too short
to care about anything!
785
00:53:30,915 --> 00:53:33,481
You mean, like,
what certain people think...
786
00:53:33,515 --> 00:53:35,083
No, I mean anything.
787
00:53:35,116 --> 00:53:36,783
Oh...
788
00:53:36,816 --> 00:53:39,016
[Laughs]
789
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:42,817
Anyway, I feel like
I just know who I am.
790
00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:44,784
And I love myself.
791
00:53:44,817 --> 00:53:46,383
I back myself -
792
00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:50,949
in my life, in my marriage,
in my job, and...
793
00:53:50,983 --> 00:53:52,516
And that's happiness.
794
00:53:52,549 --> 00:53:54,750
Yes! Yes!
795
00:53:54,784 --> 00:53:56,717
[Clears throat]
It's like when I, um...
796
00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:58,750
I remember
when I saw this refugee kid,
797
00:53:58,784 --> 00:54:01,950
just, like, understand something
for the first time...
798
00:54:01,984 --> 00:54:04,651
Are you enjoying
your birthday party?
799
00:54:04,684 --> 00:54:06,050
- Hell, yes.
- Yes?
800
00:54:06,084 --> 00:54:08,484
Yes, I am, thank you so much
for everything.
801
00:54:08,518 --> 00:54:10,084
I mean, it's just amazing.
802
00:54:10,117 --> 00:54:13,350
You still don't know what
the surprise is yet, do you?
803
00:54:13,383 --> 00:54:14,984
That wasn't the surprise?
804
00:54:17,651 --> 00:54:20,985
? Well, there is a house... ?
805
00:54:21,018 --> 00:54:25,552
Oh...!
It's another Harry thing.
806
00:54:25,584 --> 00:54:28,851
- Maybe...
- What we talking about?
807
00:54:28,885 --> 00:54:30,719
We're just talking about how
Fig's after your money, mate.
808
00:54:30,752 --> 00:54:32,484
- Oh, yeah.
- [Laughs]
809
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:35,752
I should give Sonia a call, just
to let her know what I'm up to.
810
00:54:35,786 --> 00:54:37,384
Yeah, yeah.
Tell her we'll pay for the cab.
811
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:38,818
Thank you.
812
00:54:38,851 --> 00:54:40,484
You're not going anywhere
till you've done some of this.
813
00:54:40,519 --> 00:54:43,653
Uh... no, Archie, I haven't done
any of that since uni.
814
00:54:43,686 --> 00:54:46,318
Yeah, nor have I, mate,
but come on, it's your birthday.
815
00:54:47,086 --> 00:54:48,653
Come on, then!
816
00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,452
- OK!
- Yes!
817
00:54:50,485 --> 00:54:52,453
[Laughs]
818
00:54:52,485 --> 00:54:56,819
? Well, they call
the rising sun... ?
819
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,987
[Grunts]
What the fuck am I doing?
820
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,721
Fuck it!
821
00:55:13,754 --> 00:55:15,554
[Sniffs]
822
00:55:15,587 --> 00:55:18,686
I would be honoured
if you would be my best man.
823
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,654
What? Woah! Pete...
I don't know what to say.
824
00:55:21,687 --> 00:55:23,820
Say yes!
825
00:55:23,853 --> 00:55:26,087
I know we haven't seen
each other in ages...
826
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,754
Years!
827
00:55:27,788 --> 00:55:30,988
Yeah, but I feel...
that that's fine,
828
00:55:31,021 --> 00:55:33,454
because I feel like
we're those friends
829
00:55:33,487 --> 00:55:35,420
who can not see each other
for ages
830
00:55:35,455 --> 00:55:37,587
and then just, like,
pick up where we left off.
831
00:55:37,621 --> 00:55:38,754
Do you feel like that?
832
00:55:38,788 --> 00:55:40,921
Totally, yeah.
That means so much to me.
833
00:55:40,954 --> 00:55:42,353
Thank you, man.
834
00:55:42,386 --> 00:55:44,921
So, you're really happy
with Sonia, yeah?
835
00:55:44,954 --> 00:55:46,387
Oh, yeah!
836
00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:48,922
You see, the best thing
about Fig for me is,
837
00:55:48,955 --> 00:55:50,688
she makes me feel like myself.
838
00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:53,320
You know, I don't have
to pretend to be anyone else.
839
00:55:53,354 --> 00:55:54,823
Does Sonia make you feel like
yourself?
840
00:55:54,856 --> 00:55:59,355
Yeah!
Yeah, like a better version.
841
00:55:59,388 --> 00:56:01,755
Like, I remember
when we were in the camp,
842
00:56:01,789 --> 00:56:04,655
and just seeing this refugee kid
843
00:56:04,688 --> 00:56:06,655
just understand something
for the first time,
844
00:56:06,688 --> 00:56:07,922
just I was like...
845
00:56:07,955 --> 00:56:10,388
Mate!
What the fuck?
846
00:56:11,422 --> 00:56:12,789
You fucking goon!
847
00:56:12,822 --> 00:56:14,790
You rinsed
an entire bag of hoon!
848
00:56:14,823 --> 00:56:16,423
Archie!
849
00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:17,790
That was the last bag!
850
00:56:17,823 --> 00:56:19,490
It was supposed
to last us all night.
851
00:56:19,524 --> 00:56:21,489
I barely touched it, Archie.
852
00:56:21,523 --> 00:56:23,355
It was full
when I gave it to you.
853
00:56:23,388 --> 00:56:26,623
- Explain that, you thief.
- [Harry] It wasn't.
854
00:56:27,956 --> 00:56:31,422
I spilt...
I spilt a bit earlier.
855
00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:33,490
Sorry, I should've said.
856
00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:35,991
OK. It was an accident.
So... cool.
857
00:56:37,490 --> 00:56:39,389
It doesn't fucking matter,
Archie.
858
00:56:39,423 --> 00:56:40,924
Sorry, mate.
859
00:56:42,557 --> 00:56:45,390
No big deal.
Plenty of ket back at the house.
860
00:56:47,624 --> 00:56:49,323
[Whispers] You owe me one.
861
00:56:57,558 --> 00:57:00,358
- Fuck, that's a rabbit!
- [Fig] Archie, wait!
862
00:57:03,392 --> 00:57:05,825
- [Gunshot]
- Ow! Fucking hell!
863
00:57:07,891 --> 00:57:09,991
Fucking clipped him.
864
00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:13,625
If I see a crow,
I'm gonna splat it.
865
00:57:13,658 --> 00:57:14,958
So, when's Sonia getting here,
Pete?
866
00:57:14,992 --> 00:57:17,025
Yeah, something
you want to tell us, mate?
867
00:57:17,058 --> 00:57:18,491
She's not
picking up her phone.
868
00:57:18,525 --> 00:57:19,926
Hey, wait, wait, wait...
869
00:57:19,959 --> 00:57:22,026
Save some ammo
for this afternoon.
870
00:57:22,059 --> 00:57:23,793
- What's that?
- Huh?
871
00:57:23,826 --> 00:57:26,392
Oh, Norman's organised a little
rough shoot for your birthday.
872
00:57:26,425 --> 00:57:28,558
The one you was telling
the story about yesterday
873
00:57:28,591 --> 00:57:29,992
- when he was stood behind you.
- Yeah, I know, I know.
874
00:57:30,025 --> 00:57:32,324
Yeah, it's really, really
nice of him to do it, man.
875
00:57:32,359 --> 00:57:34,892
Yeah, that is really... Thing
is, I don't really shoot, mate.
876
00:57:34,925 --> 00:57:38,059
- You've shot here once before.
- I don't think I did.
877
00:57:38,093 --> 00:57:39,659
It's just a bit of fun, mate.
878
00:57:39,692 --> 00:57:41,426
Get some lead in the air
before the gala night tonight.
879
00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:44,060
Super relaxed, mate,
don't worry about it.
880
00:58:14,661 --> 00:58:16,094
Afternoon, Norman.
881
00:58:16,127 --> 00:58:17,827
Ready for action.
882
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:20,728
- Long lunch, Mr George?
- Like father like son.
883
00:58:20,761 --> 00:58:23,728
Ooh, I don't know. Your Dad'd
still be in the pub, I reckon.
884
00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:27,395
- [Laughing]
- Is he all right to shoot?
885
00:58:27,428 --> 00:58:29,661
Absolutely fine,
thank you, young man.
886
00:58:29,694 --> 00:58:31,395
Person you should
probably worry about is me.
887
00:58:31,428 --> 00:58:33,028
I... I don't shoot.
888
00:58:33,061 --> 00:58:34,661
This is for you, isn't it?
889
00:58:35,861 --> 00:58:36,961
Yes.
890
00:58:36,995 --> 00:58:39,795
Then enjoy yourself, lad.
891
00:59:12,063 --> 00:59:13,730
[Fires gun,
bird squawking]
892
00:59:23,830 --> 00:59:26,030
[Fires gun]
893
00:59:47,565 --> 00:59:49,732
[Pete] That was really fun,
actually.
894
00:59:51,731 --> 00:59:53,498
Didn't hit a single bird.
895
00:59:55,665 --> 00:59:58,032
Thank you so much,
Norman. I'm...
896
00:59:58,065 --> 01:00:00,032
I am really sorry about that.
897
01:00:00,065 --> 01:00:01,898
Never mind.
898
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,565
Was there talk
of another drive, or...?
899
01:00:03,598 --> 01:00:07,465
Nah. The lads have all gone...
after that.
900
01:00:08,598 --> 01:00:09,932
[Fig] Archie.
901
01:00:11,866 --> 01:00:14,666
Thank you so much, Norman.
I, uh...
902
01:00:14,699 --> 01:00:17,932
didn't hit a single one,
but it was really fun.
903
01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:41,400
Sorry, is there a problem?
904
01:00:41,433 --> 01:00:44,367
Something like that takes a lot
of organisation from Norman,
905
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,966
so...
And a lot of money.
906
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:51,033
So, to just not shoot anything,
you know, was... a real shame.
907
01:00:52,367 --> 01:00:53,834
I got pretty close
to one of them.
908
01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:56,834
Yeah, yeah.
You wounded it.
909
01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:09,535
Is that the car you thought
I was sleeping in?
910
01:01:09,568 --> 01:01:10,934
Pete thought I was homeless.
911
01:01:10,967 --> 01:01:13,535
So what if he was?
Would that be a problem?
912
01:01:14,802 --> 01:01:16,501
For you guys maybe!
913
01:01:16,535 --> 01:01:18,601
I'm the one who's been working
in a refugee camp, all right?
914
01:01:18,635 --> 01:01:20,902
You keep making me out
to be the bad guy.
915
01:01:27,768 --> 01:01:31,536
- Home, sweet home.
- Cheers, Georgie.
916
01:01:31,569 --> 01:01:34,335
'Hi, it's Sonia.
Leave a message.'
917
01:01:34,369 --> 01:01:37,335
Hey, yeah... I don't know where
you are. I'm getting worried.
918
01:01:37,369 --> 01:01:38,869
Like, what the hell
is going on?
919
01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:40,736
Gimme a call.
I love you.
920
01:01:40,769 --> 01:01:43,602
Seems that there's a bit of
a trend you scaring girls off.
921
01:01:43,636 --> 01:01:44,904
[Laughing]
922
01:01:44,937 --> 01:01:46,903
Yeah, maybe I should leave, too.
923
01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:49,036
If you leave you, won't get your
hands on this massive house.
924
01:01:49,069 --> 01:01:51,402
- Isn't that why you married me?
- [Laughing]
925
01:01:51,435 --> 01:01:53,069
That was a joke, George.
926
01:01:54,536 --> 01:01:56,836
- What was?
- [Fig] Oh, look, guys!
927
01:01:56,869 --> 01:01:59,569
- Claire's back! Claire's here!
- Hey!
928
01:01:59,602 --> 01:02:00,804
[Fig] Oh, Claire Bear!
929
01:02:02,903 --> 01:02:05,770
- Sorry, where have you been?
- I went for lunch with my aunt.
930
01:02:07,070 --> 01:02:09,004
Wait, what...
931
01:02:09,037 --> 01:02:10,904
- Pete, what's up?
- I-I don't know...
932
01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:13,637
I don't know, I...
I don't know what's going on.
933
01:02:13,670 --> 01:02:16,603
- Are you upset with me?
- No.
934
01:02:16,637 --> 01:02:18,670
OK, well everyone's saying
you're angry at me,
935
01:02:18,703 --> 01:02:21,337
and they're all being
fucking mean.
936
01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,072
And I don't know why,
and I think that Harry's trying
937
01:02:23,106 --> 01:02:25,404
to turn everyone against me.
938
01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,504
I'm sure I recognise him,
Claire!
939
01:02:27,538 --> 01:02:29,871
And, like, I just don't know
what's going on,
940
01:02:29,905 --> 01:02:31,338
and I don't know
where Sonia is... [Sobs]
941
01:02:31,372 --> 01:02:33,805
Oh, no, no...
Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete! Stop!
942
01:02:33,838 --> 01:02:35,404
Pete!
943
01:02:36,971 --> 01:02:38,638
Look...
944
01:02:38,671 --> 01:02:41,838
Reunions are like this... yeah?
945
01:02:41,871 --> 01:02:46,838
They're...
stressful and emotional,
946
01:02:46,871 --> 01:02:50,040
and, you know, there's just
so much pressure to be...
947
01:02:50,073 --> 01:02:53,540
the people we were back then,
but Pete...
948
01:02:54,739 --> 01:02:56,871
Everybody loves you, Petie.
949
01:02:59,472 --> 01:03:00,505
Yeah.
950
01:03:07,373 --> 01:03:08,872
You're just a bit anxious.
951
01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:11,740
That's nothing new, right?
952
01:03:13,107 --> 01:03:14,373
Mm-hmm.
953
01:03:14,406 --> 01:03:16,074
Plus maybe
you're slightly worried
954
01:03:16,108 --> 01:03:18,939
about Sonia meeting us all
for the first time...
955
01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:23,439
Meeting me.
956
01:03:23,473 --> 01:03:27,740
But... you have nothing
to worry about, OK?
957
01:03:27,773 --> 01:03:30,606
I'm actually looking forward
to meeting her.
958
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,407
We all are.
959
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,641
[Clears throat]
960
01:03:38,574 --> 01:03:40,074
It's OK.
961
01:03:42,374 --> 01:03:44,008
Look, um, Claire...
Thank you.
962
01:03:44,041 --> 01:03:45,674
- Yeah.
- Um...
963
01:03:46,674 --> 01:03:47,941
You know,
964
01:03:47,974 --> 01:03:52,109
when we were hooking up
just before I met Sonia.
965
01:03:52,142 --> 01:03:53,974
Yes...
966
01:03:54,009 --> 01:03:55,809
What, you...?
967
01:03:55,842 --> 01:03:57,508
You haven't told her, have you?
968
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,342
No.
969
01:03:59,376 --> 01:04:01,708
I'm so sorry,
it just never came up.
970
01:04:01,741 --> 01:04:04,075
Pete... [Chuckles]
971
01:04:04,109 --> 01:04:05,774
Obviously,
I want her to like me,
972
01:04:05,808 --> 01:04:08,408
so I'm not gonna walk up to her
and be like,
973
01:04:08,441 --> 01:04:11,408
- "Oh, hey, by the way..."
- [Both chuckling]
974
01:04:11,441 --> 01:04:13,942
Nobody knows except us.
975
01:04:13,976 --> 01:04:17,043
Unless you've told people.
976
01:04:24,675 --> 01:04:27,375
Well, I actually did...
977
01:04:27,408 --> 01:04:29,775
I actually did tell Harry
on our walk.
978
01:04:29,809 --> 01:04:31,342
- What?
- For fuck's sake!
979
01:04:31,376 --> 01:04:33,776
I mean... why?
980
01:04:33,810 --> 01:04:35,342
I don't really...
981
01:04:35,376 --> 01:04:37,410
[George] Pete!
Someone here to see you!
982
01:04:37,443 --> 01:04:41,377
Says she's your girlfriend,
but she's way too fit.
983
01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:42,877
See?
984
01:04:46,776 --> 01:04:48,077
[Sighs]
985
01:05:04,711 --> 01:05:06,811
And... I mean,
I knew that Pete was posh,
986
01:05:06,844 --> 01:05:08,343
but when it gets to that level,
987
01:05:08,377 --> 01:05:09,912
I sort of need a translator
half the time.
988
01:05:09,945 --> 01:05:12,645
She's quite something,
isn't she?
989
01:05:12,678 --> 01:05:14,544
A very formidable woman.
990
01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:16,477
Yeah, sorry, I got no idea
what you just said.
991
01:05:16,510 --> 01:05:18,611
[All laughing]
992
01:05:20,545 --> 01:05:22,711
OK, uh...
do your impression of me.
993
01:05:22,745 --> 01:05:24,545
Oh, yes, please do!
994
01:05:24,578 --> 01:05:25,812
Um...
995
01:05:25,845 --> 01:05:28,478
[Conversation
continues indistinctly]
996
01:05:31,778 --> 01:05:34,013
Pete, you really
don't suit that cigar.
997
01:05:34,046 --> 01:05:36,344
Yeah, I know,
who are you right now, Pete?
998
01:05:36,378 --> 01:05:38,711
I just think
I look fucking cool.
999
01:05:39,712 --> 01:05:41,379
Well, you don't.
1000
01:05:41,412 --> 01:05:42,846
I know.
It was kind of a joke, Harry.
1001
01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:46,646
Mate, Sonia is fucking cool.
1002
01:05:46,679 --> 01:05:48,914
- Oh, thanks, mate.
- Yeah.
1003
01:05:48,947 --> 01:05:51,812
- Do you want another stogie?
- No, I'm OK, thank you.
1004
01:05:51,845 --> 01:05:54,512
Fine.
More stoges for this guy.
1005
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,547
Oh, my God, George just
showed me some of Claire's art,
1006
01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:00,914
and it is amazing.
1007
01:06:00,947 --> 01:06:02,746
Yeah, well,
they're beautiful, aren't they?
1008
01:06:02,779 --> 01:06:05,779
I think the colours
are almost like Chris Ofili.
1009
01:06:05,813 --> 01:06:07,381
Who's Chris Ofili?
1010
01:06:07,414 --> 01:06:09,346
A Nigerian-born British artist
1011
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:11,115
who won the Turner Prize
a few years back.
1012
01:06:11,148 --> 01:06:13,346
Fucking weendish tapestries.
1013
01:06:14,646 --> 01:06:16,712
- Did you know that, Pete?
- Yeah.
1014
01:06:16,746 --> 01:06:19,080
And he actually also paints
with elephant dung,
1015
01:06:19,114 --> 01:06:21,481
so, thanks
for the comparison, George.
1016
01:06:21,514 --> 01:06:22,613
It's my pleasure.
1017
01:06:22,647 --> 01:06:24,513
I didn't know
you were into him, Pete?
1018
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,081
- I like art!
- Mm.
1019
01:06:26,115 --> 01:06:28,514
Oh, actually, Sonia, you should
really come here in February.
1020
01:06:28,548 --> 01:06:31,581
George's Dad runs
these incredible exhibits
1021
01:06:31,614 --> 01:06:32,982
of really good modern art
1022
01:06:33,016 --> 01:06:34,781
for low-income
rural communities.
1023
01:06:34,815 --> 01:06:36,115
Oh, that sounds awesome.
1024
01:06:36,148 --> 01:06:38,347
Wow! I didn't know
you guys did that.
1025
01:06:38,381 --> 01:06:40,948
Oh, the kids gets so involved.
It's actually really rewarding.
1026
01:06:40,981 --> 01:06:43,748
- Yeah, it's lovely.
- Speaking of kids... [Laughs]
1027
01:06:43,781 --> 01:06:45,615
Who's this?
1028
01:06:45,649 --> 01:06:48,382
"Now then, now then...
[Laughs]
1029
01:06:49,681 --> 01:06:52,882
- "Now then, now then!"
- Jesus, Archie!
1030
01:06:52,916 --> 01:06:55,515
- It's me, Jimmy Savile!
- Yeah, we know.
1031
01:06:55,549 --> 01:06:57,082
It's OK, I can make that joke.
1032
01:06:57,116 --> 01:06:59,448
My Latin teacher
was a paedo, so...
1033
01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:01,883
Guys, I actually find that
really offensive.
1034
01:07:05,582 --> 01:07:07,083
Jimmy Savile was from Leeds,
1035
01:07:07,117 --> 01:07:09,615
and that was clearly
a Mancunian accent.
1036
01:07:10,716 --> 01:07:13,018
- [Laughing]
- That was good.
1037
01:07:13,051 --> 01:07:14,950
[Claire]
Yeah, that was really good.
1038
01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:25,917
All right, mate?
1039
01:07:25,950 --> 01:07:28,516
Oh, hey. Hey, yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
1040
01:07:29,683 --> 01:07:31,818
You sure?
Cos you, um...
1041
01:07:33,018 --> 01:07:35,951
were looking a bit crestfallen
back there.
1042
01:07:35,984 --> 01:07:39,384
Oh, I'm just
a bit embarrassed, I think.
1043
01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:40,683
Why?
1044
01:07:41,884 --> 01:07:44,084
Bit of a weird question,
but, um...
1045
01:07:45,084 --> 01:07:47,450
do you think Sonia likes me?
1046
01:07:48,819 --> 01:07:50,551
Yeah. Definitely.
1047
01:07:50,584 --> 01:07:52,717
I was just worried that, um...
1048
01:07:52,752 --> 01:07:55,651
Jimmy Savile thing
was bit of a clanger, you know?
1049
01:07:55,684 --> 01:07:57,752
No, I think she thought
it was funny. Everyone did.
1050
01:07:58,819 --> 01:08:00,584
Not exactly a belly laugh,
though.
1051
01:08:02,617 --> 01:08:04,852
Mate, she likes you. Um...
1052
01:08:04,885 --> 01:08:06,919
- The thing about Sonia is...
- OK, great.
1053
01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:10,351
Listen, the other thing
I wanted to say is that...
1054
01:08:11,617 --> 01:08:13,351
Yesterday eve,
1055
01:08:13,385 --> 01:08:15,920
I was trying to tell you about
my business idea at dinner.
1056
01:08:15,953 --> 01:08:17,552
Yeah?
1057
01:08:17,585 --> 01:08:21,720
And I just felt like
you weren't really listening.
1058
01:08:21,754 --> 01:08:24,885
And then you...
you mocked it a bit,
1059
01:08:24,919 --> 01:08:27,452
and you picked it apart
in front of everyone.
1060
01:08:27,485 --> 01:08:29,820
- Mate, I am so sorry.
- No, it's fine.
1061
01:08:29,853 --> 01:08:34,053
I mean, it probably
is a fucking stupid idea.
1062
01:08:34,086 --> 01:08:36,754
I just feel quite worthless
lately, you know?
1063
01:08:36,787 --> 01:08:39,319
And I've been taking it out
on people.
1064
01:08:41,754 --> 01:08:43,487
I'm just a horrible toff!
1065
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,921
[Sobbing]
1066
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,753
Oh, Archie!
1067
01:08:47,786 --> 01:08:50,887
I mean, what am I doing?
You know?
1068
01:08:50,921 --> 01:08:52,553
I'm 31, mate!
1069
01:08:52,586 --> 01:08:55,386
It's getting a bit late
in the day, you know?
1070
01:08:55,419 --> 01:08:58,620
- Everyone feels lost sometimes.
- Really?
1071
01:08:58,654 --> 01:09:00,688
Yes!
1072
01:09:00,721 --> 01:09:03,387
You know,
I'm seeing a therapist.
1073
01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:05,022
- You are?
- Yes.
1074
01:09:05,988 --> 01:09:07,788
That's good.
1075
01:09:07,822 --> 01:09:09,954
Yeah, we always hoped
you'd do that one day.
1076
01:09:11,654 --> 01:09:13,620
Yeah...
1077
01:09:13,654 --> 01:09:15,087
Yeah!
1078
01:09:15,121 --> 01:09:17,988
Well, I am, and, you know,
I get a bit anxious sometimes.
1079
01:09:18,022 --> 01:09:20,755
And it just really helps
to talk to someone.
1080
01:09:20,788 --> 01:09:22,023
Yeah.
1081
01:09:23,588 --> 01:09:25,555
Thanks for sharing, man.
1082
01:09:25,588 --> 01:09:27,556
Oh, Archie,
you still smell very bad.
1083
01:09:27,589 --> 01:09:29,321
Yeah? [Laughs]
1084
01:09:30,721 --> 01:09:32,454
So, um...
1085
01:09:32,488 --> 01:09:35,789
So are you doing better now?
1086
01:09:35,823 --> 01:09:37,923
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm having, um...
1087
01:09:37,956 --> 01:09:40,023
I'm having a really good time
now, thanks.
1088
01:09:40,056 --> 01:09:41,656
Cool.
1089
01:09:42,555 --> 01:09:43,957
This...
1090
01:09:43,990 --> 01:09:46,923
This might not be the best
time to bring this up, then,
1091
01:09:46,956 --> 01:09:48,657
but, um...
1092
01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:51,622
I've been thinking about
what you said about Harry.
1093
01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:55,422
And I've actually been getting
1094
01:09:55,454 --> 01:09:58,790
a really weird vibe from him,
too, you know?
1095
01:09:58,824 --> 01:10:00,589
- Right!
- Yeah.
1096
01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:04,890
Has he been saying
things about me?
1097
01:10:04,924 --> 01:10:06,824
About me and Claire?
1098
01:10:06,857 --> 01:10:08,957
I mean...
No, not exactly.
1099
01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:11,957
But something's off.
1100
01:10:11,990 --> 01:10:14,990
Like, he knows so much
about you, it's weird.
1101
01:10:15,024 --> 01:10:16,624
Have you seen him
writing in a book
1102
01:10:16,658 --> 01:10:18,390
after I'll say something
sometimes?
1103
01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:19,690
Mate!
1104
01:10:19,723 --> 01:10:21,490
I've seen it.
1105
01:10:21,523 --> 01:10:23,090
And I'm worried about it.
1106
01:10:26,624 --> 01:10:28,058
Thanks, mate.
1107
01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:50,725
[Muttering]
1108
01:10:51,793 --> 01:10:54,793
[Grunting]
1109
01:10:57,859 --> 01:10:59,826
What the fuck?
1110
01:11:35,494 --> 01:11:37,493
You fucking snake.
1111
01:11:54,695 --> 01:11:56,728
Fucking prick!
1112
01:12:00,129 --> 01:12:02,427
- All right?
- Hello, peeping Tom.
1113
01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:04,694
Just grabbing me and Sonia
a beer if want one?
1114
01:12:04,727 --> 01:12:06,394
Yeah, no,
I think I'm all right, thanks.
1115
01:12:06,427 --> 01:12:07,929
And I wasn't peeping.
What was that?
1116
01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:13,663
You didn't hear that, did you?
1117
01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:16,361
- No, I didn't.
- Good.
1118
01:12:16,395 --> 01:12:17,795
What's up?
1119
01:12:17,829 --> 01:12:19,563
Scared I'd let it out?
1120
01:12:20,696 --> 01:12:23,096
- Let what out?
- Your big secret.
1121
01:12:23,129 --> 01:12:25,628
What the fuck does that mean?
1122
01:12:25,662 --> 01:12:27,763
About your engagement,
obviously.
1123
01:12:27,796 --> 01:12:30,696
Don't worry,
your secret's safe with me.
1124
01:12:32,496 --> 01:12:35,664
Who the fuck do you think
you are? Huh?
1125
01:12:35,697 --> 01:12:38,063
I don't know, Pete.
1126
01:12:38,096 --> 01:12:40,630
Who do you think I am,
more to the point.
1127
01:12:40,664 --> 01:12:43,462
I don't know,
but I'm gonna find out.
1128
01:12:43,497 --> 01:12:45,030
And I know what you're doing,
1129
01:12:45,063 --> 01:12:47,629
trying to turn everyone against
me. I just don't know why yet.
1130
01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:49,997
Also, nice try
on the pills, mate.
1131
01:12:52,597 --> 01:12:54,530
What's that?
Trying to make me hallucinate?
1132
01:12:54,564 --> 01:12:55,697
Trying to make me freak out?
1133
01:12:55,730 --> 01:12:57,363
What are those?
1134
01:12:57,397 --> 01:13:00,397
'Herbal Kalms'.
Camomile and nettle flavour.
1135
01:13:00,430 --> 01:13:02,464
Well, maybe you should take
one of them, Pete.
1136
01:13:02,498 --> 01:13:04,798
Oh, maybe I should have one,
should I? Yeah?
1137
01:13:04,832 --> 01:13:09,564
Well, how am I gonna have one
if they're all...
1138
01:13:11,164 --> 01:13:12,597
- You all right?
- Yeah.
1139
01:13:16,665 --> 01:13:18,798
- ...stamped on?
- Right, listen, Pete...
1140
01:13:18,832 --> 01:13:20,665
I'm on to you, OK?
1141
01:13:20,698 --> 01:13:22,832
So watch your fucking back,
mate.
1142
01:13:23,731 --> 01:13:24,833
Why? What you gonna do?
1143
01:13:24,866 --> 01:13:26,865
I don't know,
I'm gonna tell everyone.
1144
01:13:26,898 --> 01:13:28,898
Tell everyone what?
1145
01:13:28,932 --> 01:13:31,032
That you're fucking mental.
1146
01:13:32,798 --> 01:13:34,832
And stay away from Sonia!
1147
01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,833
- Hey.
- Hey.
1148
01:13:43,866 --> 01:13:45,666
- Shall we go for a little walk?
- Harry was just...
1149
01:13:45,699 --> 01:13:47,899
- Come on.
- Oh... yep.
1150
01:13:47,933 --> 01:13:49,733
Are you all right?
You having a good day?
1151
01:13:49,767 --> 01:13:51,799
Uh... yeah.
Are you all right?
1152
01:13:51,833 --> 01:13:53,432
Yeah, let's just pop
round the corner.
1153
01:13:53,465 --> 01:13:55,766
Why don't you just tell me
what's going on?
1154
01:13:55,799 --> 01:13:58,399
OK, yeah, um...
1155
01:13:58,432 --> 01:14:00,099
All right, so, uh...
1156
01:14:00,133 --> 01:14:02,133
Like, this is a weird time
to do this,
1157
01:14:02,166 --> 01:14:03,700
but I need to tell you
something,
1158
01:14:03,733 --> 01:14:05,400
and I don't want you to hear it
from someone else.
1159
01:14:05,433 --> 01:14:06,967
Uh... what?
1160
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,400
OK, basically...
1161
01:14:11,568 --> 01:14:14,466
Just before we met, before
we starting going out, I was...
1162
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:17,533
I was hooking up with Claire.
1163
01:14:17,567 --> 01:14:19,434
I said that that hadn't happened
since uni,
1164
01:14:19,467 --> 01:14:21,134
and it did a bunch of times,
1165
01:14:21,167 --> 01:14:23,967
and it was nothing,
but I should have told you,
1166
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,801
- and I'm really sorry.
- Pete, I don't understand...
1167
01:14:26,835 --> 01:14:30,068
There is nothing going on
with Claire. OK?
1168
01:14:30,101 --> 01:14:32,401
But I get that
now that I'm saying it now,
1169
01:14:32,434 --> 01:14:34,434
it's like a thing...
1170
01:14:34,467 --> 01:14:37,967
- I'm fucking sorry.
- No, but... you did tell me.
1171
01:14:43,801 --> 01:14:45,734
- When?
- Um...
1172
01:14:45,768 --> 01:14:48,735
Ages ago.
When we started dating, I guess.
1173
01:14:52,069 --> 01:14:54,535
- What the fuck's wrong with me?
- Whoo...
1174
01:14:54,569 --> 01:14:56,635
Hey, come here.
1175
01:14:56,669 --> 01:14:59,635
Babe, please, please
try and relax.
1176
01:14:59,669 --> 01:15:02,769
So, Harry didn't say anything
to you, then? About me...
1177
01:15:02,802 --> 01:15:04,769
- We were just chatting. Pete?
- Yeah, OK. Right.
1178
01:15:04,802 --> 01:15:06,469
There is something wrong, right?
1179
01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:08,703
- I was going through his bag...
- Pete!
1180
01:15:12,170 --> 01:15:13,770
Yeah, I know.
1181
01:15:14,803 --> 01:15:17,736
I really hate Harry.
1182
01:15:17,770 --> 01:15:19,837
He's, he's...
1183
01:15:19,870 --> 01:15:22,403
He's a bit of a tit.
Yeah, he's a fucking clown,
1184
01:15:22,436 --> 01:15:24,770
and you haven't had
enough sleep.
1185
01:15:24,803 --> 01:15:26,770
He is ruining my birthday.
1186
01:15:28,470 --> 01:15:31,103
Come on.
Let's get you to bed.
1187
01:15:31,137 --> 01:15:32,570
Why?
1188
01:15:32,603 --> 01:15:34,670
Let's put that little psycho
brain to bed, eh?
1189
01:15:34,703 --> 01:15:36,138
Little nap for the madman.
1190
01:15:36,171 --> 01:15:38,038
I'll tuck you in.
1191
01:15:44,771 --> 01:15:46,504
[Snoring]
1192
01:15:46,537 --> 01:15:48,671
[? Music playing,
indistinct conversations]
1193
01:16:08,505 --> 01:16:10,839
[? Music playing, cheering]
1194
01:16:22,673 --> 01:16:24,539
[Cheering]
1195
01:16:26,772 --> 01:16:29,139
Sorry I didn't wake you.
You looked so adorable.
1196
01:16:29,172 --> 01:16:30,706
This is amazing.
1197
01:16:30,739 --> 01:16:32,439
Everyone's dressed as their
favourite memory of you!
1198
01:16:32,472 --> 01:16:34,573
What? That's so cool.
1199
01:16:34,606 --> 01:16:36,773
OK, uh... So, uh...
1200
01:16:36,806 --> 01:16:38,140
Spicy wings challenge!
1201
01:16:38,173 --> 01:16:40,006
Yes, but you have
to take this shot.
1202
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,639
- Thank you.
- Petie, Petie... Petie!
1203
01:16:42,673 --> 01:16:44,407
[Echoing voices] Oh, my God...
1204
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,006
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat, baby?
1205
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,873
My favourite T-shirt, yeah.
That was just left in my room...
1206
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,640
Oh, my God...
1207
01:16:55,807 --> 01:16:57,874
This is fucking amazing!
1208
01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,407
[Voices continue]
1209
01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:10,640
Um, guys, this is...
This is incredible.
1210
01:17:10,674 --> 01:17:12,408
And yeah... Well, I'll just keep
this really brief.
1211
01:17:12,441 --> 01:17:14,974
Thank you so much
and... to you guys!
1212
01:17:15,007 --> 01:17:16,640
[Cheering]
1213
01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:21,074
And to Sonia, because she's
the new member of the gang.
1214
01:17:21,107 --> 01:17:22,508
[Doorbell rings]
1215
01:17:22,541 --> 01:17:25,709
Oh, I think that might be
Pete's surprise.
1216
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:27,541
[Cheering]
1217
01:17:33,174 --> 01:17:34,941
[Chuckling]
1218
01:17:41,843 --> 01:17:43,475
- [Laughing]
- Ace!
1219
01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:45,709
[Whooping]
1220
01:17:45,742 --> 01:17:49,009
OK, um...
without further ado,
1221
01:17:49,043 --> 01:17:51,742
may I introduce...
1222
01:17:51,776 --> 01:17:53,076
Pete!
1223
01:17:54,576 --> 01:17:57,108
[Cheering]
1224
01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:03,476
Sorry I'm late -
I was doing charity work.
1225
01:18:03,510 --> 01:18:06,577
Anyone want to hear about
the refugees I've been saving?
1226
01:18:06,610 --> 01:18:07,742
[Laughing]
1227
01:18:09,077 --> 01:18:11,144
What the fuck?
1228
01:18:11,178 --> 01:18:14,010
Oh, Fake Pete,
do sit down, won't you?
1229
01:18:14,044 --> 01:18:17,476
Thank you very much,
although I don't think I will,
1230
01:18:17,510 --> 01:18:20,543
because it might hurt
the environment.
1231
01:18:20,577 --> 01:18:22,145
Dad had something similar
at his 60th.
1232
01:18:22,177 --> 01:18:24,376
It was opera singers
pretending to be waiters.
1233
01:18:25,477 --> 01:18:26,710
OK.
1234
01:18:26,743 --> 01:18:30,110
So, Fake Pete,
have you had a nice birthday?
1235
01:18:30,145 --> 01:18:32,778
Oh, yes.
Indeed I have.
1236
01:18:32,811 --> 01:18:34,512
But I have to say,
1237
01:18:34,545 --> 01:18:37,510
there haven't been enough girls
for me to shag.
1238
01:18:37,543 --> 01:18:39,778
Excuse me, how rude!
1239
01:18:39,811 --> 01:18:41,744
There've been two gorgeous girls
here this whole time.
1240
01:18:41,778 --> 01:18:45,845
Yes! How thoughtless, Fake Pete!
1241
01:18:45,878 --> 01:18:48,978
Sorry, Fig,
I'm not into posh girls.
1242
01:18:49,011 --> 01:18:53,478
I like 'em edgy
and from up north, like Sonia.
1243
01:18:53,512 --> 01:18:55,846
I wish I was northern, too.
1244
01:18:55,879 --> 01:18:57,112
- Ayup!
- [Laughing]
1245
01:18:57,146 --> 01:18:59,578
Pete, have you got any questions
for yourself?
1246
01:19:01,645 --> 01:19:04,046
Um, are you the guy
from the shoot?
1247
01:19:04,778 --> 01:19:05,812
Yeah.
1248
01:19:07,712 --> 01:19:09,079
Come on, mate, play the game.
1249
01:19:09,113 --> 01:19:11,113
Fake Pete, describe
your character in three words.
1250
01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:14,646
Obsessed
with talking about charity.
1251
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:17,147
- That's five words, mate.
- And anal.
1252
01:19:17,180 --> 01:19:18,780
- [Laughing]
- Yes!
1253
01:19:18,813 --> 01:19:24,046
And I've got a big secret
I haven't revealed...
1254
01:19:24,079 --> 01:19:26,979
[All] Ooh...!
1255
01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:29,580
Wow, guys,
this is a little bit weird.
1256
01:19:29,613 --> 01:19:33,947
Earlier today, I pretended
to know who Chris Ofili was.
1257
01:19:33,980 --> 01:19:35,047
[Laughing]
1258
01:19:35,081 --> 01:19:38,380
Yes!
At least I admitted it.
1259
01:19:38,414 --> 01:19:40,647
- Who wrote these lines for you?
- [Harry barking]
1260
01:19:40,681 --> 01:19:42,780
[Claire] OK, Fake Pete,
Fake Pete,
1261
01:19:42,813 --> 01:19:45,847
what is your biggest fear?
1262
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:50,013
That no one really likes me,
and I abandon my friends,
1263
01:19:50,047 --> 01:19:53,581
and that I don't really have
a personality.
1264
01:19:55,781 --> 01:19:57,380
Wow!
1265
01:19:57,414 --> 01:19:59,614
This is horrible, actually.
1266
01:19:59,647 --> 01:20:02,116
Yeah, mate.
That's... too far.
1267
01:20:02,149 --> 01:20:06,614
Sorry. Must not have taken
me herbal pills...
1268
01:20:06,647 --> 01:20:08,814
gettin' the fear.
1269
01:20:08,848 --> 01:20:11,448
- [Laughing]
- Woof-woof!
1270
01:20:11,481 --> 01:20:14,049
- OK, do me. Do me.
- "Do you"?
1271
01:20:14,082 --> 01:20:18,416
You would say that...
Claire is so in love with me.
1272
01:20:18,449 --> 01:20:20,015
No, she's not!
1273
01:20:20,050 --> 01:20:23,116
OK, it's a joke, Pete!
He's not actually you.
1274
01:20:23,150 --> 01:20:25,083
Come on, do me, Pete.
Who am I? Woof-woof!
1275
01:20:25,116 --> 01:20:27,415
Ooh! Harry!
1276
01:20:27,448 --> 01:20:30,115
Is it Harry, or is it...
1277
01:20:30,149 --> 01:20:33,748
I could swear I recognise you
from somewhere.
1278
01:20:33,782 --> 01:20:37,117
In fact, I definitely know
who you are.
1279
01:20:37,151 --> 01:20:40,117
And it's making me freak out!
1280
01:20:40,151 --> 01:20:41,816
- Ruff-ruff!
- Come on,
1281
01:20:41,850 --> 01:20:44,449
let 'em in on the big secret.
Who am I, Pete? Woof-woof!
1282
01:20:44,482 --> 01:20:46,583
Come on! Woof-woof!
1283
01:20:46,616 --> 01:20:48,549
- Woof-woof, come on!
- Woof-woof!
1284
01:20:48,583 --> 01:20:50,716
Come on, who am I, Pete?
Woof-woof!
1285
01:20:50,749 --> 01:20:52,116
Pete, what's he talking about?
Who is he?
1286
01:20:52,150 --> 01:20:54,649
I'll tell her
if you don't, Pete.
1287
01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:56,084
- Come on!
- You know who it is!
1288
01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:58,383
- Woof-woof!
- Pete, who is he?
1289
01:20:58,417 --> 01:21:01,917
[Barking, jeering]
1290
01:21:01,951 --> 01:21:03,550
- Fucking hell, mate!
- Come on!
1291
01:21:05,584 --> 01:21:06,917
All right, I'll say!
1292
01:21:06,951 --> 01:21:08,350
[Noise stops]
1293
01:21:10,950 --> 01:21:13,085
I can't believe you're here.
1294
01:21:17,417 --> 01:21:20,751
Look, I was fucking fifteen
when this happened, OK?
1295
01:21:22,018 --> 01:21:25,718
I was a kid.
Just, like, a stupid dick!
1296
01:21:29,419 --> 01:21:31,484
Me and this other guy...
1297
01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:35,152
would prank phone call
this girl.
1298
01:21:35,185 --> 01:21:36,718
I recognised her on your phone.
1299
01:21:39,019 --> 01:21:41,551
She lived at the end
of our street. Um...
1300
01:21:42,652 --> 01:21:45,053
And she was, like,
a little bit slow.
1301
01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,719
And she was really scared
of dogs.
1302
01:21:50,853 --> 01:21:54,685
And, uh,
we used to call her up...
1303
01:21:55,685 --> 01:21:57,751
and bark down the phone.
1304
01:22:01,153 --> 01:22:04,020
And we thought it was funny.
1305
01:22:04,054 --> 01:22:08,919
But one day she suffocated
herself with a plastic bag...
1306
01:22:10,653 --> 01:22:12,820
in her parents' bathroom.
1307
01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:19,786
We were questioned
by the police,
1308
01:22:19,819 --> 01:22:22,486
but, you know,
what could they do really?
1309
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,453
No one blamed us.
1310
01:22:27,921 --> 01:22:29,588
Except for her brother.
1311
01:22:33,021 --> 01:22:35,354
He used to come round my house,
and I'd just...
1312
01:22:36,521 --> 01:22:37,820
run upstairs.
1313
01:22:39,486 --> 01:22:41,420
Let my parents deal with it.
1314
01:22:44,055 --> 01:22:45,521
I was such a coward.
1315
01:22:48,922 --> 01:22:50,621
Mate...
1316
01:22:53,022 --> 01:22:54,688
I'm so sorry.
1317
01:22:57,754 --> 01:22:59,454
Don't be.
1318
01:23:01,922 --> 01:23:03,487
Why?
1319
01:23:04,422 --> 01:23:05,956
Cos that's not me, mate.
1320
01:23:09,957 --> 01:23:11,655
Who are you, then?
1321
01:23:13,423 --> 01:23:14,923
I'm Plank!
1322
01:23:18,057 --> 01:23:22,089
Plank?
The wizard guy from uni?
1323
01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:24,456
[Chuckles] Yeah.
1324
01:23:26,023 --> 01:23:29,023
That was sort of
the surprise, mate.
1325
01:23:29,057 --> 01:23:30,789
Yeah.
1326
01:23:30,822 --> 01:23:34,389
The lads looked me up
on Facebook.
1327
01:23:34,423 --> 01:23:36,656
Told me to come down
to surprise you.
1328
01:23:36,690 --> 01:23:40,424
You know, remind you
of the good old days.
1329
01:23:40,457 --> 01:23:44,057
No, sorry, I don't understand.
What was all the barking, then?
1330
01:23:44,090 --> 01:23:46,723
Well, cos you made me kiss that
dog that night, do you remember?
1331
01:23:46,756 --> 01:23:48,557
Then I made you kiss it back,
which you did.
1332
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,624
[Chuckles] Thought I'd just
wind you up about it, you sicko.
1333
01:23:53,959 --> 01:23:56,657
Why are you wearing
a plastic bag on your head?
1334
01:23:56,691 --> 01:23:59,059
Well, cos you hoovered up that
bag of coke before, didn't you?
1335
01:23:59,092 --> 01:24:00,524
That's my favourite memory
of you.
1336
01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:02,391
No, I didn't, actually!
1337
01:24:02,425 --> 01:24:04,959
And all that dog stuff
is bullshit.
1338
01:24:04,992 --> 01:24:06,624
I would never make
anyone do that.
1339
01:24:06,657 --> 01:24:09,058
Look, this is...
1340
01:24:09,091 --> 01:24:10,992
This is her. That's...
1341
01:24:11,024 --> 01:24:13,025
I just didn't recognise her
on your phone
1342
01:24:13,059 --> 01:24:14,825
because she's younger
in this photo.
1343
01:24:14,859 --> 01:24:16,490
Hang on, that's my kid.
1344
01:24:16,524 --> 01:24:17,925
What have you got a picture
of my kid on your phone for?
1345
01:24:21,725 --> 01:24:23,725
Fuck off! That...
1346
01:24:23,758 --> 01:24:25,993
Look, he's clearly
turning you guys against me, OK?
1347
01:24:26,026 --> 01:24:29,425
He is the one that told Claire
I was gonna propose to Sonia!
1348
01:24:29,458 --> 01:24:30,657
What?
1349
01:24:33,192 --> 01:24:34,826
You're gonna propose?
1350
01:24:36,425 --> 01:24:38,491
Oh, for fuck's sake, Pete!
1351
01:24:40,894 --> 01:24:42,426
No, I mean...
1352
01:24:42,459 --> 01:24:43,794
Look, you don't have
to say anything.
1353
01:24:43,826 --> 01:24:45,894
- Let's talk about it later.
- Yeah, of course.
1354
01:24:47,659 --> 01:24:49,558
Claire, sorry...
1355
01:24:49,592 --> 01:24:52,558
Look, did Harry... Did Harry
tell you about my engagement?
1356
01:24:52,592 --> 01:24:55,026
No, Pete.
I just guessed.
1357
01:24:55,961 --> 01:24:57,726
You seemed happy.
1358
01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:00,492
Why would you be worried
if Claire knew?
1359
01:25:00,526 --> 01:25:03,526
Look, guys,
he fucking tried to spike me.
1360
01:25:03,559 --> 01:25:05,028
OK? He swapped around
my pills.
1361
01:25:05,062 --> 01:25:08,694
- What pills are those?
- Oh, 'Herbal Kalms'.
1362
01:25:08,727 --> 01:25:11,593
[Archie] Um... actually,
that was me, dude.
1363
01:25:11,626 --> 01:25:14,094
I slipped a pinger
in one of the things.
1364
01:25:14,127 --> 01:25:16,794
Thought it'd be jokes
cos they're the same size.
1365
01:25:16,827 --> 01:25:18,962
If you're not gonna use it,
can I have it back, please?
1366
01:25:18,995 --> 01:25:20,560
No!
1367
01:25:20,594 --> 01:25:21,962
I stamped on them.
1368
01:25:21,995 --> 01:25:24,862
Wait, so... So, you haven't been
taking your pills?
1369
01:25:24,895 --> 01:25:26,728
Oh, Pete...
1370
01:25:26,762 --> 01:25:29,062
They're Herbal Kalms,
for fuck's sake!
1371
01:25:31,628 --> 01:25:32,761
So, like, what's going on?
1372
01:25:32,795 --> 01:25:35,128
Why are you being
so fucking mean?
1373
01:25:35,162 --> 01:25:37,762
What's Fake Pete about?
What's the message there?
1374
01:25:37,796 --> 01:25:39,095
That I'm a phoney?
1375
01:25:39,128 --> 01:25:42,729
Just a joke, mate.
Bit of a roast.
1376
01:25:42,762 --> 01:25:45,695
There is no conspiracy here,
Pete.
1377
01:25:45,729 --> 01:25:47,163
The whole world
doesn't revolve around you
1378
01:25:47,195 --> 01:25:49,762
just because you've done
some charity work.
1379
01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:52,064
And have you asked me once
what I've been up to?
1380
01:25:52,097 --> 01:25:53,963
What George is doing?
1381
01:25:53,996 --> 01:25:55,528
Do you even know what we do?
1382
01:25:55,561 --> 01:25:57,462
Yeah, of course I do!
1383
01:25:59,096 --> 01:26:01,029
You work in finance!
1384
01:26:01,063 --> 01:26:03,429
Babe, they do Corporate Law,
1385
01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:05,495
but no one's being mean
to you, OK?
1386
01:26:05,529 --> 01:26:06,763
Take it from me.
1387
01:26:06,797 --> 01:26:08,629
Oh, my God,
so now you're in on it.
1388
01:26:08,662 --> 01:26:10,130
In on what?
1389
01:26:10,164 --> 01:26:13,931
Look, I fucking swear, it's
Harry or Plank... or whatever.
1390
01:26:13,965 --> 01:26:16,929
I just wanted to have a nice
time with you this weekend,
1391
01:26:16,963 --> 01:26:18,997
- and he's ruined it.
- Pete, it...
1392
01:26:19,797 --> 01:26:21,563
It's not Plank.
1393
01:26:22,596 --> 01:26:24,030
It's not us.
1394
01:26:25,463 --> 01:26:26,597
It's you, mate.
1395
01:26:27,731 --> 01:26:29,898
You've changed.
1396
01:26:29,931 --> 01:26:32,131
Old Pete would have loved
all this.
1397
01:26:33,131 --> 01:26:35,899
I'm still old Pete!
1398
01:26:35,932 --> 01:26:37,764
I'm still Skippy!
1399
01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:40,965
Yeah, um...
1400
01:26:40,998 --> 01:26:43,998
Who is this Skippy,
by the way? Is it you?
1401
01:26:44,031 --> 01:26:48,732
Yeah, I was confused
when you mentioned that earlier.
1402
01:26:48,765 --> 01:26:52,066
Skippy is what you used
to call me, right?
1403
01:26:52,099 --> 01:26:54,032
As in "the skipper"...
1404
01:26:56,564 --> 01:26:58,732
Cos I was captain of the party.
1405
01:27:02,098 --> 01:27:04,497
- [Claire] Oh, my...
- [Harry] Oh, dear.
1406
01:27:04,531 --> 01:27:06,732
Bond's havin' a breakdown.
1407
01:27:06,765 --> 01:27:09,066
Someone give him
a dog to cuddle!
1408
01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:13,132
Oh, fucking shut up,
you fucking pikey cunt!
1409
01:28:23,969 --> 01:28:26,569
Uh, I'm so hung over.
1410
01:28:42,569 --> 01:28:45,502
Listen, Sonia, about
the whole engagement thing...
1411
01:28:54,502 --> 01:28:57,036
I guess you, um...
1412
01:28:59,502 --> 01:29:05,470
given everything that happened,
and all the stuff I said...
1413
01:29:05,503 --> 01:29:09,105
I would totally understand
if you didn't want to marry me,
1414
01:29:09,137 --> 01:29:12,904
or go out anymore.
1415
01:29:12,937 --> 01:29:15,036
- I mean, would you?
- No.
1416
01:29:20,971 --> 01:29:22,871
Yeah, that makes sense.
1417
01:29:34,938 --> 01:29:37,705
Fucking hell,
I called someone a 'pikey'.
1418
01:29:39,838 --> 01:29:41,873
Not the worst thing
you've done, though.
1419
01:29:50,806 --> 01:29:52,472
[Sobbing]
1420
01:29:53,973 --> 01:29:56,072
Pete, I'm joking.
1421
01:29:57,639 --> 01:29:59,471
Of course I'll marry you.
1422
01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:04,073
What?
1423
01:30:05,874 --> 01:30:08,506
What... What do you mean?
1424
01:30:08,540 --> 01:30:10,372
Yeah, I'll marry you.
1425
01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:15,506
- You're not joking?
- No.
1426
01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:17,039
Right.
1427
01:30:20,174 --> 01:30:21,807
[Chuckling]
1428
01:30:24,940 --> 01:30:26,707
That's great!
1429
01:30:35,841 --> 01:30:37,541
That's great.
1430
01:30:41,174 --> 01:30:43,406
You know the problem with you,
don't you?
1431
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,841
You can't take a fucking joke.
1432
01:31:10,813 --> 01:31:15,808
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