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The Fable
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A Wonderful Night
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But…
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are you sure it's a good idea
to harbor a hitman, boss?
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We haven't got much choice.
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We and that group depend on one another.
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The last boss worked with them too,
so I can't just turn my back on them.
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And it's not like we're harboring them.
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All we're doing is giving
the kids of a friend a place to live.
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I wonder what this Fable dude is like.
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I don't know.
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I've never met him either.
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The last boss told me about him.
He sounded totally unreal.
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The job he did
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three years ago to wipe out
the Sameken Group made even me cringe.
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Just him alone,
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he wasted their boss and every member
in just two minutes.
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Nearly every corpse had only one shot
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either through the head or the heart.
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He took them all out
with a single, perfectly-placed shot.
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Can a person actually kill so mercilessly?
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Do you know about the correlation
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between guilt
and your distance from the victim?
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Huh?
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The trauma from killing just one person
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with your hands or a knife is greater
than killing thousands by bombing them.
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Ordinarily, people feel
a lot of reluctance to kill people.
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But he can commit murder,
then eat hamburger steaks on his way home.
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That's what Fable's like.
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He's a genius at killing.
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Oh.
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Boss, you have visitors.
Their name's Sato.
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Okay. Show them to the reception room.
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Don't let anyone in for a while.
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Got it?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, the legendary hitman has shown up.
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Sit next to me, Captain.
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Uh, okay.
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Hmm?
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Excuse us.
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Huh?
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Go ahead, sit down.
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Make yourselves comfortable.
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Hey.
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Uh, right.
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You, I've got a question for you.
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Are you that Sato guy?
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Have any other people named Sato
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- visited you today?
- Uh…
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Don't talk so rudely.
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Rumor has it you're a killing genius,
but it seems you're a social bumbler.
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You'd better watch your lip.
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I don't mean any harm.
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That's right. He doesn't mean any harm.
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If you had to kill me and the boss
on the spur of the moment here,
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how would you do it, as a pro?
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In this situation?
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Right. At this very moment
in this exact situation.
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Hmm…
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First, I'd crush your throat,
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and take the gun
from your left breast pocket.
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Hey! You've got a gun?
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It's what you people call
a lotus root gun.
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I'd say it's a .22 revolver.
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No. It's a .38.
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Hey!
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You know bringing guns
into the office is prohibited.
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Sorry. Since Fable was coming,
I didn't want to be unarmed.
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Then what would you do?
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With only five bullets left,
what would you do with the 10 men outside?
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No problem. I'd also take the boss's gun.
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Huh?
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You got me there.
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You're really something, Sato.
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How could you tell?
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Was it our mannerisms? Our demeanor?
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It's hard to explain.
Even if I did, you wouldn't understand.
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Well, anyway,
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you two will be staying here
for one year, right?
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Take it nice and easy.
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The only people here who know
your true identity are me and the boss.
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The young guys don't know a thing.
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Keep that in mind.
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I understand.
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I know. I'm a pro.
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We're glad to have you two siblings
living here for the next year.
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That being said…
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We need to set some rules.
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Rules?
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They're simple rules.
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We'll give you a place to live.
Live there any way you like.
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But if you cause any trouble or accident,
we won't clean up after you one bit.
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If we decide
that you're causing trouble for the group,
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we'll immediately kick you out.
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We understand.
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That's perfectly clear.
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That's about it.
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Captain, show them to their home.
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All right. You ready to go?
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It's real close…
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Hmm?
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What is it?
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What do you want?
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Can I say one thing?
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Huh?
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Your nose hair is sticking out.
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What? It is?
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You don't have to point that out.
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- Yakuza need to care for their appearance.
- Not that side.
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- The right hole.
- That's enough!
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Hey, don't push it back in.
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I'll pluck it out later.
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It'll come out again.
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I can't believe you.
You'd better watch it!
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Who cares about nose hairs!
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Everything you do makes me nervous.
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It was bothering me.
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Doing pointless things like that
is what gets you into trouble.
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Be more careful!
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I don't mean any harm though.
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Damn it! That moron!
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What are you smiling about?
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You want outsiders here?
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No. It's just the sister is real pretty.
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Here they are.
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Houses.
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Two next to each other.
Use them as you please.
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Originally, I and other members used them
when we were in trouble.
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So they've got some furniture.
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And this baby is my car.
It's a hobby of mine.
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What an old car.
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Yeah, well, it's a Hakosuka.
It's a real man's car.
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Hmm?
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The door behind the car
leads to the house on the second floor.
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Bath, toilet, it's got it all.
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I've got another rule for you here.
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Huh?
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Don't you dare ever touch this car.
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Understand?
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I've got no interest in this car.
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- Huh?
- By the way,
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your nose hair's sticking out again.
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Hey!
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I'm sorry. I'll teach him some good sense.
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- Hey, Sato.
- Huh?
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I heard about your work from the boss.
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You kill almost all your targets
in one shot.
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But I don't trust rumors.
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I want to see your skills for myself.
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If that's what you want, fine.
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You can't go shooting a gun here!
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It'll be fine.
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Nothing but old folks
live around here. Huh?
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Revolvers…
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aren't my forte.
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What should I shoot?
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I'll tell you what to shoot.
Find and shoot it in under two seconds.
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Huh?
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Security camera.
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Ah! It's there! Over there!
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See, it's there.
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You shouldn't have hurried.
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This one bothered me more.
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Maybe next time.
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There's debris on the roof of my Hakosuka!
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Ah…
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You're the one who wanted me to shoot it.
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Uh, Mr. Ebihara…
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- Huh?
- I will make the car perfectly clean.
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So, please forget what happened.
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Hey, pull up the video
from the garage cameras on your phone.
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Uh, sure.
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Huh?
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Looks like one of the two might be broken.
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One shot, huh?
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It was the small one too.
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Showered my precious car in junk as well.
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And that woman,
she's not just a simple companion.
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Can't believe she got to me.
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Get going!
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Is this really such a great car?
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Hey! Get out of there!
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That's the kind of thing
that really ticks me off! Darn you!
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Keep an eye on those two.
That's an order from me.
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Understand? Don't take your eyes off them.
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Yes, sir. I'll do my best.
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"Do my best"?
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Are you kidding me?
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Aren't you a yakuza?
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The excuses of your sissy generation
won't fly in the yakuza.
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Yes, sir!
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Oh.
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Morons. Never underestimate a pro.
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My vacation starts today.
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I'm supposed to live quietly here
for a year, huh?
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Uh?
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Ouch!
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That really hurt.
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That woman sure seems awful busy.
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Oh.
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How are things?
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Fine. I'm watching them closely.
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I'm not asking about you.
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- The Sato siblings.
- Uh…
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They're fine too. No movement so far.
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But the cameras in the brother's place
must be busted. All six aren't working.
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All six?
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All the ones in the sister's place work.
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But the audio isn't great.
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It smells funny in this car.
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Huh? Oh, I, uh, just had dinner.
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Say, why do you get me
to watch these siblings?
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I want to chase those two
out of this town.
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But… didn't the boss…
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The boss may be okay with it, but I'm not.
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I want to chase those two out
for the boss's sake and the group's sake.
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Who the heck are those siblings?
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That's something you don't need to know.
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You got more questions?
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No, it's okay. I get it.
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I parked a minicar behind this one.
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Switch to that.
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This is the group's car.
Don't want them to recognize it.
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- So, uh…
- What?
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Do what you can for now.
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00:14:01,128 --> 00:14:03,548
Even Jackal's amazed at this!
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- What? Are you sure?
- Eradicates toilet smells in one wipe!
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Why me too?
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- Huh?
- Even eradicates Jackal!
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Toilet deodorizer!
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00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:18,312
Coming up next, News Fly.
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So, Jackal Tomioka has
a TV commercial, huh?
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He's a hard worker.
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Huh?
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STRANGER
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Tsk. It's that fake sister.
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Yeah?
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00:14:33,661 --> 00:14:35,580
Here's to Osaka!
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Why'd we have to sit
in this corner to drink?
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I can't relax at the counter
in an unfamiliar place.
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This is so good.
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Drinking, huh?
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A moving-in party, eh?
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I want to chase those two out…
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Do what you can for now.
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It's me.
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Don't you have an ex-champ kickboxer
or Muay Thai fighter for a friend?
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This place is really nice.
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Hmm…
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00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:14,368
Would you quit looking at people that way?
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It's habit.
It's an unfamiliar bar in a new town.
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I've got to check
the building's layout and the people.
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00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:26,631
We've got this great chance,
so just relax and enjoy yourself.
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Enjoy myself? How?
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00:15:29,425 --> 00:15:31,135
We're just drinking.
259
00:15:31,218 --> 00:15:36,933
Sheesh, you're missing out on life.
Don't you have a hobby?
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A hobby? Do I need one?
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It's not something you need,
but it enriches your life.
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Enriches it, huh?
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If I had a hobby, I get the feeling
I would've died long ago.
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00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:53,157
Hmm…
265
00:15:53,991 --> 00:15:57,620
Then just get one while we're on vacation.
266
00:15:57,703 --> 00:16:00,164
It's a good chance, so find one, okay?
267
00:16:00,247 --> 00:16:01,916
I doubt I can.
268
00:16:01,999 --> 00:16:04,001
Anything is fine.
269
00:16:04,085 --> 00:16:07,797
Like drinking or playing video games
or eating good food.
270
00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:10,174
You need laughter in life.
271
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:12,176
I love Jackal Tomioka.
272
00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:15,680
- That third-rate comedian?
- He's in TV commercials in this town.
273
00:16:16,263 --> 00:16:18,182
What about you, Yoko?
274
00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:19,684
You have a hobby?
275
00:16:21,602 --> 00:16:24,522
I'm going to find love during this year.
276
00:16:24,605 --> 00:16:27,692
I'll get me a hot boyfriend,
so don't kill him, okay?
277
00:16:27,775 --> 00:16:30,695
Don't cause any trouble.
278
00:16:30,778 --> 00:16:34,907
You're one to talk.
You seriously need to be careful.
279
00:16:34,991 --> 00:16:38,661
No matter what people say,
you're a pro at violence, right?
280
00:16:38,744 --> 00:16:42,081
So no more excuses like,
"It was just instinct."
281
00:16:42,707 --> 00:16:44,917
I brought him, Takahashi.
282
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:46,836
Evening.
283
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:48,838
You the Muay Thai boxing guy?
284
00:16:48,921 --> 00:16:50,673
No, kickboxing.
285
00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:52,800
And you were a champ, right?
286
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,468
Yeah, of West Japan.
287
00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:57,263
Whatever, good enough.
Here's the plan.
288
00:16:57,346 --> 00:16:58,506
Giving a beating?
289
00:16:58,556 --> 00:17:01,058
Just some light roughing up.
290
00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:03,853
But a couple of broken bones
would be nice.
291
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:11,277
Those were good drinks. I like that place.
292
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,320
Walk straight, you drunk.
293
00:17:13,404 --> 00:17:15,865
You can really hold your liquor, brother.
294
00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:18,409
I've never gotten drunk on booze.
295
00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:20,870
I just get a little light-headed.
296
00:17:20,953 --> 00:17:24,999
Oh, my.
You really are missing out on life.
297
00:17:25,082 --> 00:17:28,252
Let the liquor put you in a happy place,
and then…
298
00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:31,672
Having fun there, love birds?
299
00:17:31,756 --> 00:17:33,966
What're you looking at?
300
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:37,261
- Huh?
- This isn't a show!
301
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:41,599
I know I asked them to do this,
but that's such a corny line.
302
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:45,394
What's he mean by "show"?
303
00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:46,771
He means "don't stare."
304
00:17:46,854 --> 00:17:49,273
Shut up and buzz off, chick.
305
00:17:49,356 --> 00:17:53,110
Like he said, you go on home.
306
00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:56,530
What? Let's go to one more place.
307
00:17:59,408 --> 00:18:00,409
Hmm.
308
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:04,914
Darn it!
I was all set on going to one more place.
309
00:18:04,997 --> 00:18:07,333
Why don't you go alone, chick?
310
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,502
Get on home, Yoko.
311
00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:10,961
What? Go home?
312
00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:15,091
If these guys hurt you, I'll kill them.
313
00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:17,843
We can't let that happen, brother!
314
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:21,097
If I'm alone,
I can handle this just fine. Go on.
315
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,349
Enough chatter!
316
00:18:23,432 --> 00:18:24,600
Bring it on, dude!
317
00:18:24,683 --> 00:18:27,019
Fine, I'll go home.
318
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:30,606
Go straight home.
319
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:33,609
What? Did your woman dump you?
320
00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:38,114
What a wuss. I'll handle this guy.
321
00:18:38,197 --> 00:18:41,450
Height, 5.6 ft. Weight, 157 lbs.
322
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:44,078
Zero martial arts experience.
All grit, no skill.
323
00:18:44,161 --> 00:18:45,913
Right haymaker.
324
00:18:45,996 --> 00:18:48,082
Pretend to take the punch,
break his fingers.
325
00:18:48,165 --> 00:18:50,084
Busted middle and ring fingers.
326
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:51,252
Pretend to be in pain.
327
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:55,506
Block his weak roundhouse kick
with my elbow.
328
00:18:55,589 --> 00:18:58,759
Bruise his right shin,
and pretend to be hit.
329
00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:01,262
Watch this.
330
00:19:01,345 --> 00:19:05,349
From that first kick, I can tell
he's a fighter, probably kickboxing.
331
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:09,520
Right away, a high kick.
He thinks I'm an amateur and will connect.
332
00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:14,900
I'll let him connect,
but slip away to mitigate the damage.
333
00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:17,361
Pretend to go flying.
334
00:19:18,529 --> 00:19:20,114
- Yeah!
- Pretend it hurt.
335
00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:26,495
Hey, get up.
336
00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:28,497
Pretend to be hurt.
337
00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:30,166
Left jab.
338
00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:31,667
Take it and get a nosebleed.
339
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,170
See? Blood.
340
00:19:35,629 --> 00:19:39,175
Use the tears that came with the blood
to pretend to be a wimp.
341
00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:41,427
I'm sorry… I'm sorry…
342
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:45,181
How's this for a pathetic look?
Here's a pro for you!
343
00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:49,435
Sheesh! You call yourself a man?
How pathetic.
344
00:19:49,518 --> 00:19:52,229
That didn't feel quite right.
345
00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:56,275
What're you looking at?
346
00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,253
That's probably good enough.
347
00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:02,198
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
348
00:20:07,286 --> 00:20:10,414
Magnificent. I really am a pro.
349
00:20:10,497 --> 00:20:12,708
- Excuse me. You okay?
- Hmm?
350
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:15,211
You want to use my handkerchief?
351
00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:17,213
Wait. Isn't this…
352
00:20:17,796 --> 00:20:22,218
the woman I saw from the roof
who tripped while running up the stairs?
353
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,303
No, I'm fine.
354
00:20:24,386 --> 00:20:25,471
Okay.
355
00:20:29,934 --> 00:20:32,811
There she goes running again.
356
00:20:33,437 --> 00:20:36,190
Here, 10,000 yen.
Split it between you.
357
00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:38,943
That was good work.
358
00:20:39,026 --> 00:20:40,778
5,000 yen each?
359
00:20:41,237 --> 00:20:42,446
That's cheap!
360
00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:45,115
Quit complaining.
361
00:20:45,199 --> 00:20:48,619
Some places only pay 5,000 yen
for eight hours of construction work.
362
00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:50,704
The risk is totally different.
363
00:20:50,788 --> 00:20:52,790
Your fingers are swollen.
364
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:53,874
You okay?
365
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,919
It's nothing. Just jammed it a little.
366
00:20:57,544 --> 00:21:00,089
I can tell you're a kickboxing champ.
367
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,882
You made that guy fly.
368
00:21:01,966 --> 00:21:05,594
Hmm… But I didn't kick him that hard.
369
00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,357
Oh…
370
00:21:19,483 --> 00:21:22,528
Osaka's pretty fun.
371
00:22:47,363 --> 00:22:52,743
Next Episode Tag
372
00:22:52,826 --> 00:22:54,828
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