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It should be easy for you, right, Rick?
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Just turn my dad into a superhero
straight out of the comics!
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Sure, but he's gonna need some training.
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Training?
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I'd love that.
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Just the thought of it makes me laugh.
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Tell you what, I'll consider doing it
when the world is in danger
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and there's literally no one else
around to save it.
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Listen, I would totally become
a superhero to keep our family safe.
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That would be cool, Dad.
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I dunno
if you'll ever get the chance, though.
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If you really want
to keep the family safe,
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then you should start by finding a job.
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Rick Sanchez!
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Rick Sanchez!!
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Rise and shine.
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Who are you?
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Another version of you.
I think this sword summoned me here.
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Rick Sanchez!
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Ri...
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Looks like Rick isn't home right now.
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This is Space Berry Cake.
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My own creation!
Hope you like it!
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Uh, thanks...
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I'm Jerry. I'm Rick's son-in-law.
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I'm also Jerry.
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He is me. And I am him.
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Go on, dig in!
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It's not Rick you're after,
but this sword, isn't that right?
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What kind of secrets does it hold?
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You're not the first one
to come after it today.
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It happened while you were asleep.
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None of them would answer my questions,
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so I just tested the sword out
on them instead.
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And you're going to be
my next test subject.
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I am Mr. Nimbus!
King of the Ocean!
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Hey, Mr. Nimbus.
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Jerry Smith.
What business do you have here?
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This guy spilled the beans
after we threatened him.
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- Sorry, sir...
- Who are you?
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I'm Jerry Smith.
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Making everything needlessly complicated
is one of Richard's specialties.
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Rick isn't here. And starting today,
I'm King of the Land.
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So a moron like you wants
to forge a treaty with me?
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Would you like a taste of this instead?
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I'll admit that thing
seems like a real nuisance,
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but Richard is the only one
who can make treaties with me.
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I have no interest in that sword.
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Then why sacrifice
so many of your underlings
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trying to get your hands on it?
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I was simply trying to eliminate
a source of trouble.
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Since I have no desire to be
collateral damage in someone else's war.
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What trouble?
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That sword was stolen and now
its owners are coming for it.
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Do me a favor
and keep the fighting on land.
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Exactly what kind of power
does this sword have?
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Unbelievable.
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You stole that thing without even
knowing what it does, Jerry Smith?
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ROUGHNECK SYNDICATE
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Jerry Smith...!
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Who the hell are you?
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My name is Jerry Smith.
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You'd best remember that.
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I've come to claim
the Sword of Mikado-no-Mikoto.
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So the gang fell apart
and split into two factions
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as soon as I got
put into the slammer, eh?
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My apologies, sir.
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The Roughnecks
got their hands on the sword...
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You don't have to worry about that.
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I've already reached out to a man
who can get it back.
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Really? All by yourself?
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Anybody tagging along
would just get in the way.
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Rest assured that I'll get the job done.
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You're a man of legend, Jerry Smith.
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The Roughnecks have
just departed for America.
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Whoa!
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Sire!
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Look there!
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Goodness me!
Have we been saved?
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We were right to have faith!
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The Gods were gracious enough
to lend us their power after all!
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They took their fighting spirit
and locked it away in the sword.
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Those pitiful fools.
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Breaking the seal will unleash
a swirling mass of dark energy.
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So hurry and get out of my territory!
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Otherwise, I'll just use my power
to sink everything into the ocean!
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Pardon, sire, but may I ask
where the Sword of Sealing is now?
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Who knows?
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It's with Rick Sanchez,
who will surely take care of it for us.
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Gotta hand it to Space Mom
for all the stuff she did to help.
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Of course.
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Wish we had two versions
of Dad around, too.
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Wait a sec, where is Dad?
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Oh dear, maybe he's in the garage again.
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He probably doesn't realize
that Rick is back.
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What?
He better not be going through my stuff!
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Friggin' Jerry!
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Aw crap!
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I totally forgot about the sword
that was in here!
100
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What's the matter, Rick?
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Where's Dad?
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There couldn't be a worse time
to get a call from that prick.
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- Richard!
- Yeah, yeah!
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I know what you're
calling to bitch about.
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Listen, I'll make sure it won't cause
any problems for you.
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Just let me take care of it.
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Looks good on you.
And I'm not just being nice.
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Gosh, I think
it'd look much better on you.
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Don't forget, I am you.
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And you have a family to care for.
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I don't have what it takes
to unleash the power of this sword.
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You should wield it.
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You more than have the capacity for it.
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That figures. I really screwed the pooch
by not seeing this coming.
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What's going on? Where's Dad?
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Just relax.
We're, uh, gonna go get him right now.
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Is he in another dimension?
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Nah. He's in this dimension,
in our universe.
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00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,757
Well, the antiverse, to be specific.
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"Antiverse"?
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Just don't expect the animation
to get mirrored or something!
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That's too much of a pain in the ass!
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Our universe and the antiverse
exist in the same space
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by delineating wavelengths that are
the exact opposite of each other.
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It's possible to travel between the two
verses as long as we nail down
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the exact point where they intersect.
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00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,530
But time flows backwards over there,
so we have to time this just right!
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I'm not even kidding.
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Let me handle it, Grandpa!
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Okay, now!
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00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,666
Match the timing exactly!
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Finally get tired of being
a pathetic sack of crap?
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You're absolutely right, Rick.
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All I've done is avoid the truth
of who I really am this whole time.
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Simply acknowledging that
is a huge step forward.
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I just...
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Want to change yourself?
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You should never settle with
a version of yourself that you hate.
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Let me help you out.
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I won't force you.
You can quit anytime you want.
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Save meeeee!
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Are you sure? I'll come save you
if that's what you really want!
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But it means admitting
that you've reached your limit!
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No more!
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Orange you glad to see me?
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00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,721
I'm a shirt-ified expert on fashion!
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I know it's cheesy but I feel grate!
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00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,767
My paper puns are tear-able!
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Way to tough it out.
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Your final test will be a real battle.
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- We're done with training.
- A real battle?
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What exactly am I supposed to do?
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What does it look like?
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00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,664
You're gonna be one of those superheroes
in spandex who fights villains!
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Never imagined
you'd be capable of that, huh?
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Me, a superhero?
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I'm gonna be...
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a hero!
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Go on!
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Say hello to the new and improved you!
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What is all this?
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Whoa, hold up! It's just me!
Don't shoot!
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00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,915
What are you doing here?
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I could ask you the same thing.
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What the hell are you wearing?
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Seriously?
You believed all that made-up BS?
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00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,966
What did you do to Dad?
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00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,301
Don't worry.
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00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,845
I'm grateful to Rick for what he did.
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00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,974
Just so we're clear, you're the one
who came to me wanting a memory wipe.
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00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,393
I know.
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Are you leaving?
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I have my own path to follow.
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Fear not,
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you'll be able to hold your own
in battle with that sword.
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Believe in yourself.
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I am going to protect this sword.
That is my duty now.
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You know, he's kind of a hunk now.
179
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And what a kick ass base!
180
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,809
Hey Summer, does Dad look
familiar to you?
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Yeah. I get the feeling we've seen
a similar one before.
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One that eats like a caveman.
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00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,108
Impressive stuff, Jerry.
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You absorbed all of the energy
that was in the sword.
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00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,952
Stay sharp, boys!
This guy is a freak of nature!
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Way to go, Dad!
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Go and fetch some weapons
down in the basement!
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I'll come with you!
189
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You're going down, sucker.
I came fully prepared this time!
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Look out!
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Morty!
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We meet again, kid.
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Keep laying the heat on 'em!
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Jerry Smith...
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I'm never gonna forget
your friggin' name.
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I'm here to take back my sword.
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00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,156
I've still got plenty of guys left
to throw at you!
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All we have to do is steal
the sword back and you're screwed!
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Take my advice and call it quits...
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...my old friend.
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Is that you boss?
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00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,012
This ain't a fight you can win.
203
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:36,389
Surely you can see that.
204
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,642
But this asshole made a total
laughing stock out of me
205
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,103
by slinging mud all over my reputation!
206
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,440
Dying to maintain your reputation
is the yakuza way.
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00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,193
But not if it brings
down the whole gang.
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00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,404
- Bossman!
- Your orders!
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00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,700
Listen, your guys aren't gonna
stop fighting until you tell them to.
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00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,130
C'mon. Let's merge our factions
into a single group again.
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00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:15,720
Hey there.
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Who are you two and
how do you know Jerry?
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I'm his wife, lady.
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00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,189
Ditto.
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00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,026
So, you were married. With two wives.
216
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:35,156
You must be the son of Jerry Smith
and grandson of Rick Sanchez, eh?
217
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,575
That explains
why I like the look in your eye.
218
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,204
Hey kid, how would you like
to be my successor?
219
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,206
No way!
220
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,127
Morty is my son!
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00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:54,718
Dad!
222
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,978
Well now.
That's a nice family you've got!
223
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,390
Alright, everybody get over here!
224
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:24,974
And line up!
225
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,812
That's more like it, now we've
actually got everybody together!
226
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,355
Time for another commemorative pic!
227
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,524
Okay! Say cheese!
228
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,461
Awesome job, Jerry!
229
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,922
You're well on your way to being
a real superhero!
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00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,049
It was fun, Rick.
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00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,845
But I've come to realize
that I was actually happier
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spending time with
my family like before.
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00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,599
Even if I was a worthless sack of crap.
234
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,643
Are you serious, Jerry?
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00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,228
Yeah, I am. So...
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00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,064
Okay! Let's do it before
you change your mind!
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