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It should be easy for you, right, Rick?

Just turn my dad into a superhero straight out of the comics!

Sure, but he's gonna need some training.

Training?

I'd love that.

Just the thought of it makes me laugh.

Tell you what, I'll consider doing it when the world is in danger

and there's literally no one else around to save it.

Listen, I would totally become a superhero to keep our family safe.

That would be cool, Dad.

I dunno if you'll ever get the chance, though.

If you really want to keep the family safe,

then you should start by finding a job.

Rick Sanchez!

Rick Sanchez!!

Rise and shine.

Who are you?

Another version of you. I think this sword summoned me here.

Rick Sanchez!

Ri...

Looks like Rick isn't home right now.

This is Space Berry Cake.

My own creation! Hope you like it!

Uh, thanks...

I'm Jerry. I'm Rick's son-in-law.

I'm also Jerry.

He is me. And I am him.

Go on, dig in!

It's not Rick you're after, but this sword, isn't that right?

What kind of secrets does it hold?

You're not the first one to come after it today.

It happened while you were asleep.

None of them would answer my questions,

so I just tested the sword out on them instead.

And you're going to be my next test subject.

I am Mr. Nimbus! King of the Ocean!

Hey, Mr. Nimbus.

Jerry Smith. What business do you have here?

This guy spilled the beans after we threatened him.

- Sorry, sir... - Who are you?

I'm Jerry Smith.

Making everything needlessly complicated is one of Richard's specialties.

Rick isn't here. And starting today, I'm King of the Land.

So a moron like you wants to forge a treaty with me?

Would you like a taste of this instead?

I'll admit that thing seems like a real nuisance,

but Richard is the only one who can make treaties with me.

I have no interest in that sword.

Then why sacrifice so many of your underlings

trying to get your hands on it?

I was simply trying to eliminate a source of trouble.

Since I have no desire to be collateral damage in someone else's war.

What trouble?

That sword was stolen and now its owners are coming for it.

Do me a favor and keep the fighting on land.

Exactly what kind of power does this sword have?

Unbelievable.

You stole that thing without even knowing what it does, Jerry Smith?

ROUGHNECK SYNDICATE

Jerry Smith...!

Who the hell are you?

My name is Jerry Smith.

You'd best remember that.

I've come to claim the Sword of Mikado-no-Mikoto.

So the gang fell apart and split into two factions

as soon as I got put into the slammer, eh?

My apologies, sir.

The Roughnecks got their hands on the sword...

You don't have to worry about that.

I've already reached out to a man who can get it back.

Really? All by yourself?

Anybody tagging along would just get in the way.

Rest assured that I'll get the job done.

You're a man of legend, Jerry Smith.

The Roughnecks have just departed for America.

Whoa!

Sire!

Look there!

Goodness me! Have we been saved?

We were right to have faith!

The Gods were gracious enough to lend us their power after all!

They took their fighting spirit and locked it away in the sword.

Those pitiful fools.

Breaking the seal will unleash a swirling mass of dark energy.

So hurry and get out of my territory!

Otherwise, I'll just use my power to sink everything into the ocean!

Pardon, sire, but may I ask where the Sword of Sealing is now?

Who knows?

It's with Rick Sanchez, who will surely take care of it for us.

Gotta hand it to Space Mom for all the stuff she did to help.

Of course.

Wish we had two versions of Dad around, too.

Wait a sec, where is Dad?

Oh dear, maybe he's in the garage again.

He probably doesn't realize that Rick is back.

What? He better not be going through my stuff!

Friggin' Jerry!

Aw crap!

I totally forgot about the sword that was in here!

What's the matter, Rick?

Where's Dad?

There couldn't be a worse time to get a call from that prick.

- Richard! - Yeah, yeah!

I know what you're calling to bitch about.

Listen, I'll make sure it won't cause any problems for you.

Just let me take care of it.

Looks good on you. And I'm not just being nice.

Gosh, I think it'd look much better on you.

Don't forget, I am you.

And you have a family to care for.

I don't have what it takes to unleash the power of this sword.

You should wield it.

You more than have the capacity for it.

That figures. I really screwed the pooch by not seeing this coming.

What's going on? Where's Dad?

Just relax. We're, uh, gonna go get him right now.

Is he in another dimension?

Nah. He's in this dimension, in our universe.

Well, the antiverse, to be specific.

"Antiverse"?

Just don't expect the animation to get mirrored or something!

That's too much of a pain in the ass!

Our universe and the antiverse exist in the same space

by delineating wavelengths that are the exact opposite of each other.

It's possible to travel between the two verses as long as we nail down

the exact point where they intersect.

But time flows backwards over there, so we have to time this just right!

I'm not even kidding.

Let me handle it, Grandpa!

Okay, now!

Match the timing exactly!

Finally get tired of being a pathetic sack of crap?

You're absolutely right, Rick.

All I've done is avoid the truth of who I really am this whole time.

Simply acknowledging that is a huge step forward.

I just...

Want to change yourself?

You should never settle with a version of yourself that you hate.

Let me help you out.

I won't force you. You can quit anytime you want.

Save meeeee!

Are you sure? I'll come save you if that's what you really want!

But it means admitting that you've reached your limit!

No more!

Orange you glad to see me?

I'm a shirt-ified expert on fashion!

I know it's cheesy but I feel grate!

My paper puns are tear-able!

Way to tough it out.

Your final test will be a real battle.

- We're done with training. - A real battle?

What exactly am I supposed to do?

What does it look like?

You're gonna be one of those superheroes in spandex who fights villains!

Never imagined you'd be capable of that, huh?

Me, a superhero?

I'm gonna be...

a hero!

Go on!

Say hello to the new and improved you!

What is all this?

Whoa, hold up! It's just me! Don't shoot!

What are you doing here?

I could ask you the same thing.

What the hell are you wearing?

Seriously? You believed all that made-up BS?

What did you do to Dad?

Don't worry.

I'm grateful to Rick for what he did.

Just so we're clear, you're the one who came to me wanting a memory wipe.

I know.

Are you leaving?

I have my own path to follow.

Fear not,

you'll be able to hold your own in battle with that sword.

Believe in yourself.

I am going to protect this sword. That is my duty now.

You know, he's kind of a hunk now.

And what a kick ass base!

Hey Summer, does Dad look familiar to you?

Yeah. I get the feeling we've seen a similar one before.

One that eats like a caveman.

Impressive stuff, Jerry.

You absorbed all of the energy that was in the sword.

Stay sharp, boys! This guy is a freak of nature!

Way to go, Dad!

Go and fetch some weapons down in the basement!

I'll come with you!

You're going down, sucker. I came fully prepared this time!

Look out!

Morty!

We meet again, kid.

Keep laying the heat on 'em!

Jerry Smith...

I'm never gonna forget your friggin' name.

I'm here to take back my sword.

I've still got plenty of guys left to throw at you!

All we have to do is steal the sword back and you're screwed!

Take my advice and call it quits...

...my old friend.

Is that you boss?

This ain't a fight you can win.

Surely you can see that.

But this asshole made a total laughing stock out of me

by slinging mud all over my reputation!

Dying to maintain your reputation is the yakuza way.

But not if it brings down the whole gang.

- Bossman! - Your orders!

Listen, your guys aren't gonna stop fighting until you tell them to.

C'mon. Let's merge our factions into a single group again.

Hey there.

Who are you two and how do you know Jerry?

I'm his wife, lady.

Ditto.

So, you were married. With two wives.

You must be the son of Jerry Smith and grandson of Rick Sanchez, eh?

That explains why I like the look in your eye.

Hey kid, how would you like to be my successor?

No way!

Morty is my son!

Dad!

Well now. That's a nice family you've got!

Alright, everybody get over here!

And line up!

That's more like it, now we've actually got everybody together!

Time for another commemorative pic!

Okay! Say cheese!

Awesome job, Jerry!

You're well on your way to being a real superhero!

It was fun, Rick.

But I've come to realize that I was actually happier

spending time with my family like before.

Even if I was a worthless sack of crap.

Are you serious, Jerry?

Yeah, I am. So...

Okay! Let's do it before you change your mind!