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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,327 THIS BEING YOUR SECOND DIVORCE, MR. HENDERSON, 4 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:29,629 I'M SURE YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCEDURE, 5 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,664 BUT YOUR WIFE-- EX-WIFE--SHOULD KNOW 6 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:36,069 IT WOULD BE WISE NOT TO LEAVE THE STATE FOR A FEW WEEKS 7 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,037 UNTIL IT'S FINALIZED. 8 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,406 I'M NOT PLANNING TO LEAVE THE STATE. 9 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:40,673 NO, SHE JUST LEFT ME. 10 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,776 SHE HAD NOTHING AGAINST THE LAND. 11 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,077 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 12 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,479 IF YOU TWO COULD HAVE MADE ALL YOUR DECISIONS 13 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,715 WITH AS MUCH COOPERATION AS YOU MADE THIS ONE, 14 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:53,353 I THINK YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE HAD A HAPPY MARRIAGE. 15 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,254 GO FIGURE. 16 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:56,823 SO, UH... THAT'S BASICALLY IT. 17 00:00:56,823 --> 00:01:01,227 I HATE TO BRING UP BUSINESS, BUT WHO DO I BILL? 18 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:01,761 HIM. 19 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:03,129 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HIM"? 20 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,298 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SPLIT THIS. 21 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:07,467 YOU SAID YOU WERE PAYING FOR THE DIVORCE. 22 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,335 I JUST SAID THAT TO GET IT STARTED. 23 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,137 I THOUGHT WE'D WIND UP SPLITTING IT. 24 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:14,841 YOU OFFERED. YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO PAY FOR IT. 25 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,477 SEE? THIS IS WHY IT DIDN'T WORK. 26 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:18,244 I DON'T KNOW. 27 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:23,850 WE WERE ALWAYS GOOD ON THE SURFACE, THOUGH, WEREN'T WE, HONEY? 28 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,785 ARE WE THROUGH? 29 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,153 YES. 30 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:28,688 THANK YOU. 31 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,857 I'LL TALK TO YOU. 32 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:39,299 SHE CAME WITH A LOT OF NICE FURNITURE. 33 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:52,825 Man: HELLO? 34 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:56,529 I NEED A DESIGNATED DRIVER. 35 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,437 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I REALLY FEEL. 36 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:08,608 I GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO FEEL IT FOR DAYS. 37 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,878 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. 38 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:15,415 I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS, 39 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,583 BUT I THOUGHT SHE WAS NICE. 40 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,320 10 YEARS AGO, THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED ME, 41 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,721 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 42 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:22,755 SHE WAS NICE. 43 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,023 SHE WAS A VERY NICE WOMAN 44 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,459 WHO'LL MAKE SOME NICE MAN VERY HAPPY, 45 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,628 BUT I'M NOT THAT MAN. 46 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:31,364 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED ANYMORE. 47 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,632 I WANT KIDS. 48 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:33,433 WELL, ADOPT. 49 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,369 I WANT TO PASS DOWN MY SEED. 50 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,638 MASTURBATE IN THE GARDEN. 51 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,574 THANKS FOR COMING AND TALKING TO ME. 52 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:42,942 WHY DON'T YOU GO CLOWN WITH HIM? 53 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,811 I'M LISTENING. COME ON, I'M LISTENING. 54 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,946 CAN I HAVE ANOTHER DOUBLE HERE, PLEASE? 55 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:52,085 LISTEN, THE THING IS, YOU GOT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, 56 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,754 AND YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE. 57 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,357 I GUESS I DON'T, DO I? 58 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,024 I MEAN... 59 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,625 WHOA, HEY, COWBOY. THAT'S PLENTY. 60 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:04,630 DO YOU THINK THAT ALL THE GIRLS YOU'VE EVER GONE OUT WITH, 61 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:05,598 INCLUDING YOUR WIVES, 62 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:08,901 DO YOU THINK THEY'RE ALL THE SAME WOMAN? 63 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:13,706 WELL, THE 2 WIVES WERE THE SAME, THAT'S FOR SURE. 64 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:14,574 I'D SAY OUT OF 65 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:17,543 THE 5 SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS I'VE HAD, 66 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,112 3 WERE EXACTLY THE SAME, 67 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,515 ONE WAS DIFFERENT, UNLIKE ANYBODY ELSE, 68 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:25,151 ONE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MAN. 69 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,689 REALLY? 70 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,691 IF YOU WERE A WOMAN AND YOU SAID THAT, 71 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,059 I'D NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN, 72 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,561 BUT I'M STILL GOING TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 73 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,562 WHY IS THAT? 74 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:37,997 DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE? 75 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:38,664 WHAT MOVIE? 76 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:39,799 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE A GUY LIVES 77 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:43,870 WITH A CHINESE WOMAN FOR 20 YEARS, AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE A MAN? 78 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:44,871 M. BUTTERFLY. 79 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:45,405 YES. 80 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,607 THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT'S POSSIBLE? 81 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:48,975 HOW CAN IT BE POSSIBLE? 82 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:51,411 I MEAN, LET'S SAY SHE FOOLS THE HUSBAND. 83 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,980 DOESN'T SHE HAVE TO GO FOR AN INSURANCE PHYSICAL? 84 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,182 THEN DOESN'T THE DOCTOR CALL THE SPOUSE? 85 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,784 "HEY, HOW'S MY WIFE DOING?" 86 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,552 "SHE'S IN VERY GOOD HEALTH, 87 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,721 ESPECIALLY HER BALLS." 88 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:06,926 OK, WELL, IF ALL THE WOMEN ARE THE SAME, 89 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,595 WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT? 90 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,597 ONCE YOU FIGURE THAT OUT, 91 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,566 YOU GO FOR THE OPPOSITE. 92 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:17,804 LET'S SEE, THE ONE THING THEY ALL HAD IN COMMON... 93 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,740 THEY DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE IN ME. 94 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:22,809 REALLY? 95 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:23,176 YEAH. 96 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,510 WELL, JESUS, THAT'S WEIRD. 97 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,747 YOU LIKE WOMEN WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU? 98 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,615 YEAH, I GUESS I DO. 99 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:29,949 GOD. 100 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:33,753 WOMAN DOESN'T SUPPORT ME, I'M OUT OF THERE. 101 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,056 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 102 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:40,226 DO YOU LIKE MEN WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU? 103 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:40,760 NO. 104 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,695 SO WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WOULD YOU LIKE 105 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:45,164 A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU FOR? 106 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,066 I DON'T GET IT. 107 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,471 ARE EITHER OF YOU FELLOWS MARRIED? 108 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,573 ONE OF MY SONS JUST GOT A DIVORCE. 109 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:57,043 THEY JUST CAN'T SEEM TO STAY MARRIED ANYMORE. 110 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,612 HEH HEH HEH. 111 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,583 Man: ALL RIGHT, MA'AM. 112 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,084 ALL HOOKED UP AND READY TO GO. 113 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:09,755 WELL, GEE, DOES THAT LOOK A LITTLE GREEN TO YOU? 114 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:11,224 I DON'T THINK SO. 115 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,260 GEE, IT LOOKS A LITTLE GREEN TO ME. 116 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,128 NO, MA'AM. THAT'S NORMAL. 117 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:17,763 DOES THAT LOOK GREEN TO YOU? 118 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:18,598 YES, THANK YOU. 119 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:21,901 [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] 120 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,274 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 121 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:31,677 HE'S MENTALLY ILL, MA'AM. 122 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,513 OHH... 123 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,514 OH, LOOK, SEE. 124 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,182 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS. 125 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,783 THERE IS NOTHING WRONG, MA'AM. 126 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:39,552 MY FRIEND DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOU. 127 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,153 BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT. 128 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,922 TURN IT TO ANOTHER CHANNEL. 129 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:45,525 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S TOO GREEN. 130 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,959 THAT'S THE GRASS, MA'AM. 131 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,794 THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN. 132 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:50,530 OOH, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 133 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,198 I'M NOT GOING TO SIGN FOR THIS. 134 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,700 IN THE STORE, THE PICTURE WAS PERFECT, 135 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,068 THE PICTURE IS FINE, MA'AM. 136 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,904 I TELL YOU WHAT. YOU WATCH IT. 137 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,038 THE HOUSE OF DISCOUNTS GUARANTEES IT. 138 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,575 IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT IN A COUPLE WEEKS, I COME AND TAKE IT BACK. 139 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,777 WELL, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T SIGN ANYTHING UNTIL THEN. 140 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:09,181 MA'AM, PLEASE, I CANNOT LEAVE THIS HERE UNLESS YOU SIGN THIS. 141 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,283 THIS PICTURE IS PERFECT. 142 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,218 IN THE BEGINNING, WHEN YOU TURN IT ON, 143 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,253 GREEN IS THE COLOR THAT COMES UP THE MOST, 144 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,622 BUT THEN, IN A FEW MINUTES, IT GOES AWAY. 145 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:19,625 BUT THE TELEVISION IN THE STORE LOOKED PERFECT. 146 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,727 THAT'S BECAUSE THE TELEVISIONS IN THE STORES 147 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:25,231 ARE TURNED ON A LONG TIME BEFORE YOU GET THERE. 148 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,165 I DON'T THINK SO. 149 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:28,267 I WAS THERE AT 9:15, RIGHT WHEN THEY OPENED. 150 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,969 I KNOW, MA'AM, BUT THE TELEVISIONS 151 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:33,005 ARE TURNED ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AUTOMATICALLY, 152 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:36,909 SO THE COLOR IS PERFECT BY THE TIME PEOPLE LIKE YOU 153 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,711 GET THERE AT 9:15. 154 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:39,779 REALLY? 155 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,212 YES. 156 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:41,981 ARE YOU SURE OF THAT? 157 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,349 I AM POSITIVE. 158 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:44,650 HMM. ALL RIGHT. 159 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:46,986 I'LL WATCH FOR A FEW DAYS, 160 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,220 AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 161 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:53,359 OH, BOY. I'LL BE WAITING FOR THAT CALL, MA'AM. 162 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,026 THANK YOU. 163 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:58,631 DON'T BOTHER SEEING ME OUT. I WILL FIND THE DOOR. 164 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,099 HMM. 165 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:03,235 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 166 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:07,306 OH, UM. MAKE SURE YOU SHUT THE DOOR, PLEASE. 167 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:11,143 [RING] 168 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,244 HELLO. 169 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,179 MOTHER? 170 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:13,980 HELLO, JEFF. 171 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,282 GOOD GUESS. TRY THE OTHER ONE. 172 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,717 OH, HELLO, DEAR. 173 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:21,187 I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 174 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,054 TO WHO? 175 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,656 TO THESE INSTALLERS. 176 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,123 INSTALLERS? 177 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,626 YES. WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 178 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,293 WHAT, ABOUT MY BOOK? 179 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:31,964 NO, NO, NO, DEAR. I TOLD THEM YOU'D JUST GOTTEN A DIVORCE. 180 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:32,698 YOU WHAT? 181 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:35,167 I TOLD THEM YOU GOT A DIVORCE. 182 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,402 THEY KNOW ME? 183 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,304 OF COURSE NOT. 184 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,973 WELL, WHY DID YOU TELL THEM THAT? 185 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,109 I DON'T KNOW. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE, 186 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,910 AND I ASKED THEM IF THEY WERE MARRIED, 187 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:45,978 AND I MENTIONED YOU WEREN'T. 188 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,781 GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME THEIR HOME NUMBER, MOM, 189 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,150 AND I'LL CALL THEM LATER AND FILL THEM IN? 190 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,653 SO, HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU OK? 191 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,320 OH, FINE. AND YOU? 192 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,057 I'M ALL RIGHT. I JUST CALLED TO SAY HELLO. THAT'S ALL. 193 00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,425 IS EVERYTHING OUT OF THE HOUSE? 194 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:00,693 EVERYTHING THAT WAS HERS, YEAH. 195 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,828 HONEY, YOU SHOULD GO AND GET NEW FURNITURE TOMORROW. 196 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,431 I HAVE STUFF TO DO BEFORE I GET NEW FURNITURE. 197 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,165 DON'T WORRY. 198 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:10,236 I DON'T WANT YOU TO SIT IN A BIG, EMPTY HOUSE. IT'S BAD FOR YOU. 199 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,370 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 200 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:14,807 AND ALSO, BUY YOURSELF SOME NEW CLOTHES. 201 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:15,141 WHY? 202 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,176 WELL, BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 203 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,778 I JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD LOOK BETTER. 204 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,146 LOOK BETTER THAN WHAT? 205 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,414 WELL, JUST LOOK BETTER. 206 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,381 YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEBODY. 207 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:26,218 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO TRICK ANYBODY INTO LIKING ME. 208 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:26,986 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 209 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,221 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH THESE THINGS? 210 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:32,458 DON'T YOU THINK I COULD MEET SOMEBODY WEARING CRAPPY SHOES, 211 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,826 AND THEY'D STILL LIKE ME? 212 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,194 HONEY, WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT. 213 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,096 I JUST THINK IF YOU WERE WEARING CRAPPY SHOES, 214 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,098 THEY'D SAY, "WHY ARE YOU WEARING CRAPPY SHOES?" 215 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,966 THAT'S WHAT I THINK, BUT YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT. 216 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,969 MAYBE THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT THERE WHO WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 217 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:46,138 WHATEVER, DEAR. YOU LOOK FOR THEM. 218 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:46,706 [BEEP] 219 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,141 OOH. I HAVE A CALL WAITING. 220 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,009 HELLO? 221 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,311 John: IT'S STILL ME, MOTHER. 222 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:54,313 HELLO. 223 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,982 John: STILL ME, MOTHER. 224 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:58,117 HI? 225 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:01,353 John: WHY DO YOU EVEN PAY FOR THIS FEATURE? 226 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:02,288 [CALLER HANGS UP] 227 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,924 WELL, THEY HUNG UP ANYWAY. 228 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,326 SO... 229 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,028 HOW'S THE BOOK? 230 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,496 WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE 231 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:13,132 THINK I SHOULD WRITE A SEQUEL. 232 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,467 TO WHAT? 233 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,169 THE LAST BOOK. 234 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,872 THE SPACE THING? 235 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,207 YEAH. 236 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,015 HELLO? 237 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,118 OH, YES, HONEY, I'M STILL HERE. 238 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,052 YOU DON'T THINK SO, HUH? 239 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:36,422 WELL, HONEY, I'M NOT SMART LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW, 240 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,057 BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY ADVISE YOU? 241 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:40,326 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY? 242 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,894 YES, MANY OF THEM DO. 243 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,397 WELL, THEY KNOW A LOT MORE THAN ME. 244 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:46,465 I DON'T KNOW. 245 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,100 BUT YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE BOOK, RIGHT? 246 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,436 YOU DON'T THINK IT DESERVES A SEQUEL? 247 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,137 OH, NO, HONEY, 248 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,905 I LOVE THE BOOK, BUT ARE YOU SURE 249 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:56,342 YOU WANT TO BRING BACK ALL THOSE CHARACTERS? 250 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,246 [CHOKING] 251 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,414 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 252 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,250 HONEY, I LOVE YOU. 253 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:07,052 I KNOW YOU THINK YOU DO. 254 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:07,419 [BEEP] 255 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:11,090 OH, I HAVE ANOTHER CALL COMING THROUGH. 256 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:11,457 HELLO? 257 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,461 John: THIS HAPPENS ALL DAY, DOESN'T IT? 258 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,499 HE WROTE THIS? 259 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:21,167 YEAH. 260 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,835 HOW DID YOU MEET HIM? 261 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:23,335 IN THE MARKET. 262 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,004 AND HE HAD HIS BOOK WITH HIM? 263 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,473 HE HAD IT IN THE TRUNK. 264 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,574 DID YOU READ IT? 265 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,310 NO, BUT IT'S A REAL BOOK. 266 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,144 IS HE RICH? 267 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,848 I DON'T KNOW. HE JUST GOT A DIVORCE. 268 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,049 WHEN? 269 00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:37,516 2 WEEKS AGO. 270 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:40,152 GEE, THAT'S A LITTLE SOON TO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY. 271 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,455 I'M JUST HAVING DINNER WITH HIM, NOT HAVING SEX. 272 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,857 DOES HE KNOW THAT? 273 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,193 WELL, HE WILL BY DESSERT. 274 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,028 [BUZZING] 275 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,036 WHO IS IT? 276 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,504 JOHN HENDERSON. 277 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,206 COME ON IN. 278 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,407 [BUZZ] 279 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,209 HOW DO I LOOK? 280 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,510 GORGEOUS. 281 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,111 THANKS. 282 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,180 [DOORBELL RINGS] 283 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:12,318 HI, JOHN. 284 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,321 HI. WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT. 285 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,355 OK. 286 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,325 UM, THIS IS MY ROOMMATE DONNA. 287 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,560 HI. 288 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:24,530 SO, YOU ALL READY? 289 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,333 WELL, I'D HAVE TO BE ALL READY. 290 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,201 I CAME HERE TO GET YOU. 291 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,338 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 292 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,141 NOTHING. 293 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,910 OH. GO? 294 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,345 SURE. 295 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,947 SEE YOU LATER. 296 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,182 BYE. 297 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,050 [DOOR CLOSES] 298 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,222 HOW'S THE SALAD? GOOD? 299 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,924 GOOD. YOURS? 300 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,359 GOOD. 301 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,960 OH. 302 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:59,431 HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A WRITER? 303 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,133 YES, I THINK I HAVE. 304 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:05,104 WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE AUTHORS? 305 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,940 WELL, I LIKE YOU. 306 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,975 YOU'VE READ MY BOOKS? 307 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,978 NO, I MEAN, AS A PERSON. 308 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:13,913 OH. 309 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,981 DID YOU, UH... READ MY BOOK? 310 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:20,519 NO, I COULDN'T. I HAD A REALLY BUSY WEEK. 311 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,656 DID YOU READ THE FLAP? 312 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,958 UM...NO, ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T. 313 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,593 WHY, WHAT WAS ON THE FLAP? 314 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:33,532 WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY SUMMARIZE THE BOOK AND TELL ABOUT ME. 315 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,236 DID YOU LOOK AT ANYTHING AT ALL? 316 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,105 UM, I SAW YOUR PICTURE ON THE BACK. 317 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,974 I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. 318 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,543 YOU READ THE PICTURE, THEN. 319 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,412 SO, THEN, BESIDES ME, 320 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:50,382 WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR OTHER FAVORITE AUTHORS? 321 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,016 UM... 322 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:54,987 GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW I'D BE TAKING A TEST. 323 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,588 OH, IT'S NOT A TEST. 324 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:59,959 I'M JUST MAKING CONVERSATION. 325 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:03,562 UM, LET ME... LET ME SEE. 326 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:10,336 OH, WHO WROTE THAT BOOK ABOUT HOLLYWOOD? 327 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,171 HOLLYWOOD? 328 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,040 LIKE A COFFEE-TABLE BOOK? 329 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,308 NO. 330 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:18,644 WHAT BOOK? 331 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,578 YOU KNOW, THE... 332 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:22,715 THE ONE WHERE THEY TOOK ALL THOSE PILLS. 333 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:24,616 JULIA PHILIPS. 334 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:28,053 NO, NO. I KNOW IT'S NOT THAT ONE. 335 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:29,154 NO. 336 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,190 UM...LET'S SEE... 337 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,625 JACQUELINE. 338 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,227 UM...JACQUELINE... 339 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,662 JACQUELINE SUSANN? 340 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,163 YES. I LOVE HER. 341 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,398 YOU DON'T MEAN... 342 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,000 YES. VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. 343 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,334 THAT'S IT. THAT WAS IT. 344 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,335 THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT. 345 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,005 YOU KNOW, THAT BOOK WAS WRITTEN, LIKE, 30 YEARS AGO. 346 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:51,577 SO? WHAT, YOU CAN'T LIKE SOMEBODY WHO WROTE A BOOK A LONG TIME AGO? 347 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,644 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 348 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,680 DON'T PEOPLE LIKE CHARLIE CHAPLIN? 349 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,182 YOU KNOW, WHEN DID HE WRITE? 350 00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:02,021 CHARLIE CHAPLIN WASN'T A WRITER. HE WAS A COMEDIAN. 351 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,057 NO, HE WASN'T. HE WAS A WRITER. 352 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:09,028 TALE OF TWO CITIES, UM... 353 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,165 HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. 354 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,434 LET'S GET THE CHECK. 355 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:26,378 HELP ME! 356 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:35,587 MMM, I'M THINKING ABOUT BRANCHING OUT AND HANDLING ENTERTAINERS. 357 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,724 I WONDER IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 358 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,759 CAN'T A SPORTS AGENT HANDLE ENTERTAINERS? 359 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,796 I MEAN, MIKE OVITZ USED TO HANDLE ATHLETES, 360 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:44,696 SO WHY NOT? 361 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:47,266 John: WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 362 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,134 HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR NEW BOOK? 363 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:52,071 ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED IT. 364 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,107 I'VE, UH... GOT A BLOCK. 365 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:55,774 WHAT'S A BLOCK? 366 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,210 UH, IT'S WHEN HE CAN'T WRITE. 367 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,312 OH, DON'T TELL HER THAT. 368 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,113 I CAN WRITE, HONEY. 369 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:04,516 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT. 370 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:05,417 UNCLE JOHN? 371 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:05,784 YEAH? 372 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,087 WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ABOUT A MONSTER? 373 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,089 HEY, HE ALREADY DID THAT, BUDDY. 374 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,323 I CAN'T DO IT AGAIN? 375 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,827 DOESN'T STEPHEN KING WRITE ABOUT THE SAME THING 376 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,361 OVER AND OVER AND OVER? 377 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,297 Wife: BUT THAT'S STEPHEN KING. 378 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,398 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 379 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:22,301 Jeff: SHE JUST MEANS, YOU KNOW... 380 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,204 I MEAN, HE'S A BIG SELLER. 381 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,840 I SEE. SO THAT GIVES HIM THE RIGHT TO REPEAT. 382 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,475 I DON'T HAVE THAT RIGHT. 383 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,777 MISERY WAS COOL. 384 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,578 LET'S FORGET IT. 385 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:36,315 BESIDES, YOU SHOULDN'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO ANYONE, 386 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,250 LET ALONE STEPHEN KING. 387 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,852 THANKS. 388 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,455 WANT TO SEE MY LATEST? 389 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,723 HMM. 390 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,892 WOW. 391 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,160 YEAH, HUH? 392 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:48,794 WHAT IS THIS? 393 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,697 THIS IS AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF BABE RUTH. 394 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,565 IT IS, ISN'T IT? 395 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:54,299 YEAH. 396 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,400 JESUS. AUTOGRAPHED TO YOU? 397 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,436 OF COURSE NOT. I WASN'T EVEN BORN THEN. 398 00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,139 NO, I KNOW WHEN YOU WERE BORN. JUST JOKING. 399 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,808 "TO HARRY, GOOD LUCK. THE BABE." 400 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,543 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 401 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,845 YOU HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER KID AND NAME HIM HARRY. 402 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:09,181 THEN THIS REALLY BECOMES VALUABLE. 403 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,883 LOOK AT THIS. 404 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:12,484 HMM. 405 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,686 KNOW HOW MUCH THAT'S WORTH? 406 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,221 IT'S THE ORIGINAL? 407 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,589 YES, THE ORIGINAL. GUESS. 408 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,559 I DON'T KNOW. 2 GRAND? 409 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,660 $50,000. 410 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,596 WHO IS GOING TO GIVE YOU $50,000 FOR THIS? 411 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:25,864 THE MARKET IS 11-YEAR-OLDS. 412 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,633 YOU'D BE LUCKY TO GET 10 BUCKS 413 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,901 FOR ANYTHING, WOULDN'T YOU? 414 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,770 NO. YOU'VE NO IDEA ABOUT THIS STUFF. 415 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,505 I GUESS I DON'T. 416 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,607 HAVE A SEAT. 417 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,445 SO, WHAT'S WRONG? 418 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,614 WHY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE WRONG? 419 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:48,487 WELL, HEY, YOU'RE HERE. SOMETHING'S WRONG. 420 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:51,523 YOU DON'T COME HERE IF SOMETHING ISN'T WRONG. 421 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,492 ALL RIGHT. SOMETHING'S WRONG. 422 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,526 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 423 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,929 HOW OFTEN DO YOU TALK TO MOTHER? 424 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:57,796 EVERY DAY. 425 00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,498 REALLY? EVERY DAY? 426 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,234 YEAH. HEY, LOOK WHAT I SENT HER. 427 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,402 WHAT IS THAT? 428 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:04,803 THAT'S A PICTURE PHONE. 429 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,839 SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WORK THAT. 430 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:08,440 WHY NOT? 431 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,576 NO PERSON OVER 60 CAN OPERATE ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 432 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,378 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WHAT SHE DOES WITH CALL WAITING? 433 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,414 THIS IS SIMPLE. YOU LOOK IN THE CAMERA. 434 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,516 SHE'LL NEVER TAKE THE LENS CAP OFF. 435 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,483 YOU WANT ONE? 436 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,785 SEE, I THOUGHT MAYBE THE WHOLE FAMILY 437 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,887 COULD LOOK AT EACH OTHER WHEN WE TALK. 438 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,256 WELL, I'M MOVING OUT OF MY PLACE, 439 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:27,693 SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE I'D PUT IT. 440 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,528 YOU'RE MOVING OUT OF YOUR PLACE? 441 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,597 YES. I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 442 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,999 YOU JUST TAKE THE PICTURE PHONE AND KEEP IT IN THE BOX. 443 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,736 DON'T UNWRAP IT. THEN WHEREVER YOU GO, YOU PLUG IT IN. 444 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,438 OK, GOOD. 445 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,674 DO YOU FEEL THAT MOTHER LIKES YOU? 446 00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:44,743 YEAH. OF COURSE SHE LIKES ME. 447 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,444 SHE LOVES ME. 448 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:49,948 BUT ARE YOU HAVING THE LIFE THAT SHE THINKS YOU SHOULD HAVE? 449 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,850 IN OTHER WORDS, DID SHE EVER THINK 450 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,685 THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BECOME AN AGENT 451 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,587 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A GREAT ONE? 452 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,788 I'M NOT A GREAT ONE? 453 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,358 I WAS MAKING $100,000 OUT OF THE GATE. 454 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:02,261 WE WERE ALL BLOWN AWAY, INCLUDING HER. 455 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,962 SO IF I SOLD 5 MILLION BOOKS, 456 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,964 YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE ME MORE? 457 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:06,698 SHE LIKES YOU. 458 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:09,434 BUT, STILL, DO YOU THINK SHE'D BE PROUD OF ME? 459 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:14,473 DO YOU THINK SHE'D BOND WITH ME THE WAY SHE DOES WITH YOU? 460 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,844 YOU'RE A COMPLICATED GUY. 461 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,813 OH, SO THAT'S IT, THEN. 462 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:22,714 YOU'RE A SIMPLETON? 463 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,851 I'M IN MORE OF A BLACK-AND-WHITE BUSINESS. 464 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,020 WHEN I HAVE A GOOD YEAR, EVERYONE SEES. 465 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,756 YOUR YEARS ARE NOT THAT VISIBLE. 466 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,625 BUT YOU DON'T SEEK HER APPROVAL, HUH? 467 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,595 I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, SHE DOESN'T CRITICIZE YOU. 468 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:37,996 EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. 469 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:38,830 OF COURSE NOT. 470 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,333 SHE CRITICIZES THE WAY I RAISE THE KIDS. 471 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,734 I MEAN, SHE HAS OPINIONS. 472 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,503 IT DOESN'T GET TO ME. 473 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,938 WHY DOES IT GET TO ME? 474 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:47,873 I DON'T KNOW. 475 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:48,907 I MEAN, WE'RE DIFFERENT. 476 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:52,344 MAYBE THE RELATIONSHIP WITH DAD HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. 477 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:56,682 MAYBE DAD WAS DIFFERENT WITH ME THAN HE WAS WITH YOU. 478 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,051 MAYBE HE WAS. 479 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,919 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 480 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,054 THIS IS AFFECTING MY WHOLE LIFE. 481 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:06,725 I FEEL ESTRANGED FROM MY OWN MOTHER, AND I DON'T LIKE IT. 482 00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:09,761 IT AFFECTS EVERYTHING I DO, ESPECIALLY WITH WOMEN. 483 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:12,531 BUT YOU OUGHT TO JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 484 00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:13,532 YOU'RE GROWN UP. 485 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,067 I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 486 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,935 AH. I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE. 487 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:19,971 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS A LOT. 488 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:26,545 I'M GOING TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MOTHER. 489 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,349 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 490 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,383 YEAH, I AM. 491 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:34,553 THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 492 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,088 THAT'S STUPID. 493 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:36,688 WHY? 494 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,124 YOU'RE GROWN UP. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 495 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,792 WHY ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT? 496 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,894 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SOUND A LITTLE JEALOUS. 497 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:43,562 YEAH, RIGHT. 498 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:47,899 I'M JEALOUS. THAT'S WHAT I WANT IS MY OLD ROOM BACK. 499 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:48,834 COME ON. 500 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,969 OH, MAN. GO SEE A DOCTOR. 501 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:53,705 NO, I DON'T NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. 502 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,741 I WASN'T RAISED BY A DOCTOR. 503 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,676 I WAS RAISED BY MY MOTHER. 504 00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:00,712 THAT'S WHO I NEED TO SEE. 505 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:05,117 ♪ AND HERE'S TO YOU, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 506 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:09,988 ♪ YOUR GROWN SON IS MOVING BACK TODAY ♪ 507 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:12,457 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 508 00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:15,160 ♪ GOD HELP HIM, PLEASE, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 509 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:20,665 ♪ HE LOOKS TO YOU TO HELP HIM WITH HIS LIFE ♪ 510 00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:22,667 ♪ HE LOST A WIFE ♪ 511 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,537 ♪ AGAIN ♪ 512 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:31,076 ♪ HE'D LIKE FOR YOU TO WELCOME HIM ♪ 513 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,413 ♪ AND MAKE HIM FEEL AT HOME ♪ 514 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:39,584 ♪ HE NEEDS TO KNOW YOU LIKE HIM COMING BACK ♪ 515 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:46,091 ♪ HE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE BUSY WITH PROBLEMS OF YOUR OWN ♪ 516 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:49,961 ♪ BUT PLEASE, WHEN YOU SEE HIM ♪ 517 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:50,962 ♪ TRY NOT TO ATTACK ♪ 518 00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:54,666 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, PLEASE, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 519 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:59,638 ♪ SOON YOUR HOUSE WILL ADD ANOTHER ONE ♪ 520 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,807 ♪ IT'S YOUR SON ♪ 521 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:05,043 ♪ REMEMBER, PLEASE, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 522 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:10,015 ♪ YOU'RE THE REASON WHY HE'S HERE AT ALL ♪ 523 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,617 ♪ SO, MOTHER, DEAR ♪ 524 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,454 ♪ DON'T DROP THE BALL ♪ 525 00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,122 WHERE YOU HEADING? 526 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,524 HEADING UP NORTH. 527 00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:20,492 BIG SUR? 528 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:22,561 NO. BIG MAMA. 529 00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:25,030 HA HA HA! 530 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:29,634 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 531 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,570 [TIRES SCREECHING] 532 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:35,073 ♪ AND HERE'S TO YOU, MOTHER HENDERSON ♪ 533 00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:39,878 ♪ NOW'S THE TIME TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE ♪ 534 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:42,113 ♪ IT'S YOUR FATE ♪ 535 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:46,184 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, PLEASE, MOTHER HENDERSON ♪ 536 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:50,088 ♪ DESTINY HAS GIVEN YOU A CALL ♪ 537 00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:55,861 ♪ IT'S TIME TO TAKE DOWN THE WALL ♪ 538 00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:01,166 ♪ TAKE DOWN THE WALL ♪ 539 00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:06,638 ♪ TAKE DOWN THE WALL ♪ 540 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:10,642 [HONKING HORN] 541 00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:12,110 ♪ DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE ♪ 542 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:16,047 ♪ DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE ♪ 543 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:22,721 HI! 544 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:26,024 HONEY, I'M ON THE PICTURE PHONE. 545 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,959 JUST A MINUTE. 546 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:33,665 DROVE 400 MILES, SHE WON'T COME OUT. 547 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,667 [SETS PARKING BRAKE] 548 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,904 MORE TO THE LEFT, MOM. I CAN'T SEE YOU. 549 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:39,604 I CAN SEE YOU. 550 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:43,108 THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN SEE YOU. YOU HAD IT RIGHT BEFORE. 551 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:46,578 HONEY, WHY DON'T THEY PUT THE CAMERA RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, 552 00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:50,715 AND THAT WAY, I WON'T HAVE TO MOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 553 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,083 JUST MOVE TO THE LEFT! 554 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:55,787 HONEY, JOHN IS HERE. I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 555 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:58,123 WE DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO TALK. 556 00:25:58,123 --> 00:25:59,224 MOVE UP SO I CAN SEE YOU. 557 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:02,727 LET ME CALL YOU BACK. JOHN'S HERE NOW. 558 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:04,129 CALL ME BACK SOON. 559 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:07,198 OH, DO YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO JOHN? 560 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,801 DO YOU WANT TO TRY TO SEE HIM? 561 00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:11,236 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MOTHER. 562 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,905 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE. 563 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:14,940 OOH. ALL RIGHT, DEAR. 564 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:18,109 YOU'LL EXPLAIN HOW TO WORK IT NEXT TIME. 565 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:19,210 [DIAL TONE] 566 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:19,978 [PUNCHING BUTTONS] 567 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:22,714 Mother: OH, HONEY, HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF? 568 00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:27,819 I TOLD HIM I LIKE THIS, BUT IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 569 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:30,922 OH, HONEY, YOU LOOK TIRED. 570 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,724 I JUST DROVE 400 MILES. 571 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:34,759 CAN'T YOU START WITH A HELLO 572 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,661 AND THEN MOVE INTO A CRITICISM? 573 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:40,131 OH, YOU KNOW I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 574 00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:43,802 NOW, WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT TO STAY IN A HOTEL? 575 00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:45,370 I TOLD YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. 576 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,973 YOU KNOW, DEAR, I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND 577 00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:49,741 WHAT YOU MEAN BY "THE EXPERIMENT," 578 00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,844 BUT LISTEN--THE COUCH WILL DO FOR A FEW NIGHTS. 579 00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:54,646 I DON'T WANT TO STAY ON THE COUCH. 580 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,681 I WANT TO BE HERE LONGER THAN A FEW NIGHTS. 581 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,950 I THOUGHT I COULD GET MY OLD ROOM BACK. 582 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,886 NO, DEAR. THAT'S A SEWING ROOM NOW. 583 00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:02,287 YOU SEW? 584 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,856 NO, BUT I HAVE THINGS IN THERE, 585 00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:08,226 AND I DON'T WANT TO START GOING THROUGH THEM. 586 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:10,962 BUT, MOTHER, I WANT MY ROOM BACK. 587 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:11,296 WHY? 588 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,897 BECAUSE IT'S PART OF THE EXPERIMENT. 589 00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:16,668 I WANT TO SEE WHAT FEELINGS IT WOULD BRING UP TO BE IN THERE. 590 00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:18,169 LISTEN, I'LL CLEAR EVERYTHING OUT. 591 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:19,871 WHEN I LEAVE, I'LL PUT IT ALL BACK. 592 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:20,772 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 593 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,841 YOU DON'T WANT TO CLEAR ANYTHING OUT OF THAT ROOM. 594 00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:25,910 SLEEP ON IT TONIGHT, AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT TOMORROW. 595 00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:28,179 ALL RIGHT, BUT I KNOW WHAT I WANT. 596 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:29,748 WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? 597 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:30,148 UM...NO. 598 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,051 I MADE SOME SALAD, AND I HAVE SOME MEAT LOAF. 599 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:33,885 I DON'T EAT MEAT. 600 00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:36,655 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S JEFF WHO LOVES IT. 601 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,722 I'LL HAVE SOME SALAD. 602 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:39,324 DON'T HAVE SALAD JUST FOR MY SAKE. 603 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,759 NO, NO. I'LL HAVE IT. 604 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:42,260 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT SALAD? 605 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,361 YES, I WANT SALAD. 606 00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:44,195 NOT JUST FOR MY SAKE? 607 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:46,765 DON'T GET INTO THIS FOOD STUFF NOW, PLEASE. 608 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,166 JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE SALAD. 609 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,100 I KNOW WHAT I COULD DO. 610 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,703 I COULD SCRAPE THE TOP OFF THE MEAT LOAF. 611 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:52,437 WHAT WOULD THAT DO? 612 00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:54,239 IT WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH MEAT THEN. 613 00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:55,140 BUT IT'S STILL MEAT. 614 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,976 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE HOW MUCH YOU HAVE? 615 00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,944 YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE MEAT, HUH? 616 00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:02,147 NO, MOTHER. I DON'T LIKE EATING COWS. 617 00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:07,919 OH, HONEY, EVERYTHING COMES FROM A COW. 618 00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:10,922 EVERYTHING. 619 00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:15,393 COME ON IN, HONEY. SIT. 620 00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,729 AH...THERE. 621 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:20,965 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'D COME 2 HOURS EARLIER, 622 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:23,301 WE COULD HAVE HAD DINNER TOGETHER. 623 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:26,004 I MADE GREAT BEEF STEW. 624 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,111 HERE YOU ARE. 625 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,879 THERE. 626 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,084 THANKS. 627 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:41,319 WHAT ELSE CAN I GET FOR YOU? 628 00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:43,021 NO, MOTHER, I'LL TELL YOU. 629 00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:44,923 I'M REALLY NOT HUNGRY AT ALL. 630 00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:47,992 I ATE IN A TRUCK STOP, SO THIS IS FINE. 631 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,095 WELL, I HAVE SOME COLD SPAGHETTI, 632 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,797 BUT IT HAS MEAT SAUCE IN IT. 633 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:54,165 CAN YOU EAT LAMB CHOPS? 634 00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:56,968 WHAT THE HELL IS A LAMB? IT'S MEAT! 635 00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:58,970 I TOLD YOU, I DON'T EAT IT. 636 00:28:58,970 --> 00:28:59,938 WELL, IT'S NOT A COW. 637 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:04,075 I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS THE ANIMAL YOU WERE SIDING WITH 638 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,376 OR THE WHOLE THING. 639 00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:06,745 THE WHOLE THING. 640 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,378 WANT SOME CHEESE? 641 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:10,048 NO. THE SALAD IS FINE, I PROMISE. 642 00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:15,320 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME CHEESE. 643 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,291 THAT'S A LOT OF CHEESE. 644 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,093 GOT IT IN HUNKS. 645 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,962 MOTHER... 646 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:25,463 LOOK AT THE DATE! 647 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:26,865 IT'S 3 YEARS OLD! 648 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:28,099 WELL, IT'S BEEN IN THE FREEZER. 649 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:32,070 YEAH, BUT HOW CHEAP WAS IT THAT YOU WANTED TO BUY THIS MUCH OF IT? 650 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,338 HONEY, THIS IS WONDERFUL CHEESE. 651 00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:35,874 IT COMES FROM SWITZERLAND. VERY HARD TO GET. 652 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:39,043 HOW COULD IT BE HARD TO GET? IT'S ALL HERE! 653 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:39,811 [MOTOR WHIRS] 654 00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:41,246 I DON'T WANT THE CHEESE. 655 00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:41,913 NOW, DEAR-- 656 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:44,949 MOTHER, STOP! I DON'T WANT ANY! 657 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:45,784 WAIT A MINUTE. 658 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,018 IT'S LIKE THIS OLD HOUSE. 659 00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:48,353 WELL, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT. 660 00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:52,357 I CAN TELL BY THE GROSS WEIGHT I'M NOT GOING TO LIKE IT. 661 00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:54,025 I LIKE MY CHEESES IN THE OUNCES. 662 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:57,996 WHEN THEY WEIGH AS MUCH AS A FIAT, I GET WORRIED. 663 00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:58,563 WHATEVER. 664 00:29:58,563 --> 00:29:59,931 CAN YOU EAT SALTINES? 665 00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:01,432 YES, OF COURSE I CAN EAT SALTINES. 666 00:30:01,432 --> 00:30:04,102 CAN'T ANYBODY? THAT'S WHAT THEY GIVE SICK PEOPLE. 667 00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:08,106 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IF THERE WAS SOME SORT OF MEAT IN IT. 668 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:09,841 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY USE. 669 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:11,910 PUT IT AWAY, MOTHER. I DON'T WANT IT. 670 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,845 JUST CLEAR A PORTION OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR, 671 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:17,415 AND TOMORROW, I'LL GO SHOPPING AND GET STUFF THAT I LIKE. 672 00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:19,117 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 673 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:19,818 NO, I WANT TO. 674 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,353 I'M GOING TO BE HERE. I WANT TO HAVE FOOD TO EAT. 675 00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,823 YOU THINK YOU'LL BE HERE LONG ENOUGH 676 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:25,824 THAT YOU NEED TO GO SHOPPING? 677 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:30,995 YES. I WISH YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M DOING HERE AND SUPPORT IT. 678 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,834 WHOO! 679 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,501 YUCK! 680 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,871 WHAT'S WRONG? THERE CAN'T BE MEAT IN THAT. 681 00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:41,272 THIS LETTUCE IS 100 YEARS OLD! 682 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:44,876 WHAT, DID YOU GET THIS FROM THE SMITHSONIAN COMMISSARY? 683 00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:46,211 HONEY, LETTUCE DOESN'T GET OLD. 684 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:49,280 LETTUCE DOESN'T GET OLD? WHERE DO YOU READ THAT? 685 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,049 YOU NEVER HEARD OF WILTED LETTUCE? 686 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:53,184 HONEY, I JUST TOOK IT OUT OF THE FREEZER. 687 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,185 YOU'RE FREEZING EVERYTHING. 688 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,322 IT WAS A GOOD INVENTION, BUT IT WASN'T MEANT FOR EVERYTHING. 689 00:30:57,322 --> 00:30:59,257 THAT'S WHY IT'S SMALLER THAN THE REFRIGERATOR. 690 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:03,461 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT EVERYTHING IN THAT LITTLE BOX. 691 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:05,296 I MAKE MY SALADS ON MONDAY, 692 00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,265 AND I KEEP THEM FROZEN ALL WEEK. 693 00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:09,167 I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 694 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,903 I KNOW, BUT IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD TO ME. 695 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:13,371 YOU'RE JUST NOT USED TO IT. 696 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,406 I DON'T WANT TO GET USED TO IT. 697 00:31:15,406 --> 00:31:17,375 I WANT TO GO TO THE MARKET. 698 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,443 HOW ABOUT SOME SHERBET? 699 00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:21,946 UH-OH. WHAT KIND OF SHERBET? 700 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:24,482 OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 701 00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:28,052 IT'S DELICIOUS! MMM. 702 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:31,656 "SWEET TOOTH"? 703 00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:34,525 WHERE DO YOU FIND SWEET TOOTH? 704 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:36,127 I NEVER HEAR OF THESE BRANDS. 705 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:39,464 THERE'S A BASKIN-ROBBINS HALF A BLOCK FROM HERE. 706 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:41,099 I WOULDN'T GO DOWN THERE. 707 00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:42,367 THAT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. 708 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,935 I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT. 709 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:47,071 WHAT ARE YOU FALLING FOR? THEY HAVE ICE CREAM IN THERE. 710 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:47,972 THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE. 711 00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:49,073 WHY SHOULD I PAY TRIPLE THE AMOUNT 712 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:53,211 WHEN THEY PROBABLY GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BUY THE VERY SAME KIND? 713 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:55,680 MOTHER, THE ICE CREAM IS COLORLESS. 714 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,217 LOOK UNDER THE PROTECTIVE ICE. 715 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:00,351 THE PROTECTIVE ICE? 716 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:05,089 YOU'VE ACTUALLY NAMED THE CLEAR, HARD CRAP THAT SITS ON THE TOP? 717 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,392 WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, DON'T EAT IT. 718 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:10,495 YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M DOWN AND YOU GIVE ME THESE WORDS OF WISDOM 719 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:14,165 AND YOU SAY TO ME, "HONEY, YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE A SHRINK. 720 00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:15,667 JUST DON'T BE HARD ON YOURSELF." 721 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:19,137 HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DO THAT WHEN I COME FROM YOU? 722 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:20,939 YOU'RE RUNNING A FOOD MUSEUM HERE! 723 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,141 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BUY FRESH ICE CREAM? 724 00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:24,642 HONEY, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT. 725 00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:26,611 YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF THE ICE CREAM, 726 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,346 AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TASTED IT. 727 00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:29,347 IT'S WONDERFUL SHERBET. 728 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:32,984 I DON'T WANT IT. I'M NOT GOING TO TASTE IT. 729 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:33,551 NO? 730 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:35,219 I DON'T WANT IT. 731 00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:36,988 YOU TELL ME... 732 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:39,123 AARGH... 733 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:41,693 BLEAH! 734 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:44,295 OH, GOD, THIS IS HORRIBLY OLD! 735 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:48,533 THIS TASTES LIKE AN ORANGE FOOT! 736 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,135 OH, MY GOD ALMIGHTY! 737 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,403 PHOOEY! YUCK! 738 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:55,974 YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE THAT DIDN'T LIKE IT. 739 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,208 OH, I BET. 740 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,077 BUY YOUR OWN, THEN. 741 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,144 I'M EXHAUSTED. 742 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,213 I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A BATH. 743 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:04,148 EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO EAT. 744 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,217 JUST PUT THE DISHES IN THE SINK, 745 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,553 AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, 746 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:11,255 AND THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE COUCH. 747 00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:15,426 SUCH A SURPRISE TO HAVE YOU HERE. 748 00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:18,162 SLEEP WELL, MOTHER. 749 00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:52,697 Mother: HONEY? 750 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,265 OH. SCARED ME. 751 00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:55,066 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 752 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:59,337 I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MAYBE I COULD CLEAR OUT SOME OF THESE THINGS. 753 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:02,073 DEAR, WE WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT TOMORROW. 754 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,574 I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 755 00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:06,577 MOTHER, I REALLY DO WANT TO STAY IN THIS ROOM. 756 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:07,812 IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 757 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:10,081 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? REMIND ME. 758 00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,749 I'M TRYING TO RECAPTURE A FEELING. 759 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:14,218 YOU WANT TO STAY IN HERE TO RECAPTURE SOMETHING. 760 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,654 YEAH. I WANT TO SEE WHAT FEELINGS IT WOULD BRING UP. 761 00:34:16,654 --> 00:34:19,424 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS? JUST LEAVE IT. 762 00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:21,592 WE'LL PUT IT IN THE GARAGE TEMPORARILY. 763 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,094 WE CAN'T DO THAT. 764 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:23,428 WHY? 765 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:24,462 THE GARAGE IS FULL OF STUFF. 766 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:26,230 IT'S FULL OF ALL MY HIGH-SCHOOL STUFF. 767 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,131 YOU SAVED EVERYTHING. 768 00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:30,268 LET ME MOVE IT IN HERE, AND I'LL MOVE THIS BACK THERE. 769 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,369 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 770 00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:33,604 WHAT ABOUT THE CAR? YOU MIGHT DAMAGE IT. 771 00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:35,106 I'LL PULL THE CAR OUT. 772 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,441 AND YOU'LL PUT IT BACK? 773 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:38,142 NO, I WILL NEVER PUT IT BACK. 774 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:39,610 IT WILL BECOME AN OLDSMOBILE EXHIBIT. 775 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:42,346 WE'LL BUY A BIG TURNTABLE, IT WILL REVOLVE SLOWLY, 776 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:45,083 WE'LL GET A GOOD-LOOKING GIRL WITH A MIKE. 777 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,319 I DON'T WANT TO GET EVERYTHING DUSTY. 778 00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:49,087 LOOK AT THIS ROOM! 779 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,489 YOU'VE GOT CHAIRS PILED UP TO THE CEILING. 780 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,459 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF THEY GET DUSTY? 781 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,626 I PLAN TO USE THOSE CHAIRS. 782 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,128 IN WHAT--SOME SORT OF A VAUDEVILLE ACT? 783 00:34:57,128 --> 00:35:01,165 THE FURNITURE'S VERY HEAVY, AND YOU'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH, 784 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,300 AND I CAN'T HELP YOU. 785 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,734 I'LL GET SOMEBODY OFF THE STREET. 786 00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:07,138 I CAN GO DOWN TO SEARS AND GET ONE OF THOSE KIDS. 787 00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:08,739 YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT? 788 00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:09,574 HOW TO DO WHAT? 789 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:11,776 HOW TO CHOOSE THOSE MEN ON THE CORNER. 790 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:12,743 IT'S NOT AN ART FORM. 791 00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:15,480 YOU JUST POINT TO THEM, AND THEY GET IN THE CAR. 792 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,315 DON'T OVERPAY THEM. IT'S INSULTING. 793 00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:19,117 I READ WHERE THEY DON'T LIKE THAT. 794 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,151 I KNOW. I READ THE SAME THING. 795 00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:23,354 WHEN THEY GET THEIR PAYCHECK AND IT'S HUGE, THEY FEEL VIOLATED. 796 00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:25,189 WELL, THEY'RE DIFFERENT THAN US. 797 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:29,293 NO. YOU'RE DIFFERENT THAN THEM. 798 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,461 GOOD NIGHT. 799 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:33,164 GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. 800 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,141 ♪ THERE'S A WORLD ♪ 801 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,477 ♪ WHERE I CAN GO ♪ 802 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:52,483 ♪ AND TELL MY SECRETS, TOO ♪ 803 00:35:52,483 --> 00:36:07,298 ♪ IN MY ROOM ♪ 804 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:11,269 ♪ IN THIS WORLD ♪ 805 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:14,438 ♪ I LOCK OUT ALL ♪ 806 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:19,944 ♪ MY WORRIES AND MY FEARS ♪ 807 00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:34,358 ♪ IN MY ROOM ♪ 808 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:42,233 ♪ DO MY BROODING AND MY SCHEMING ♪ 809 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:48,806 ♪ LIE AWAKE AND PRAY ♪ 810 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:55,746 ♪ DO MY CRYING AND MY SIGHING ♪ 811 00:36:55,746 --> 00:37:02,353 ♪ LAUGH AT YESTERDAY ♪ 812 00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:06,557 ♪ NOW IT'S DARK AND ♪ 813 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:09,994 ♪ I'M ALONE BUT ♪ 814 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:16,267 ♪ I WON'T BE AFRAID ♪ 815 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:32,583 ♪ IN MY ROOM ♪ 816 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,987 John: AND...TA-DA! 817 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,888 Mother: OH, THIS IS SOMETHING! 818 00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:43,694 IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT LOOKED WHEN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL. 819 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:47,698 I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 820 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:51,369 HONEY, I'M NOT SURE WHERE THE CAMERA IS. 821 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,804 IT'S THE TINY HOLE RIGHT ABOVE THE SCREEN. 822 00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:56,874 I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE SAME ONE YOU DO. 823 00:37:56,874 --> 00:38:00,311 YES, OF COURSE YOU DO. IT'S THE SAME PHONE. 824 00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:02,380 JUST MOVE TO YOUR RIGHT. 825 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,448 HOLD... 826 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,383 TO YOUR LEFT! 827 00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:07,351 HONEY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 828 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:09,887 [SHOUTING] MOTHER! MA! 829 00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:11,989 STAY THERE! THAT'S GOOD! HOLD IT! 830 00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:15,860 JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. THAT'S FINE. DON'T MOVE. 831 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:16,560 GOOD ENOUGH. 832 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,497 LOOK, I THINK THAT HE JUST WANTS TO SEE 833 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:21,632 WHAT HE CAN DO ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 834 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,501 WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP? 835 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:27,738 MAYBE WE DON'T SEE AS MUCH OF EACH OTHER AS YOU AND I, 836 00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:28,572 BUT IT'S FINE. 837 00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:30,508 JUST GO WITH IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 838 00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:31,842 I'M SURE HE'LL GET SICK OF IT. 839 00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:34,545 ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH A GROWN MAN 840 00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:37,548 WHO PUTS HIS HIGH-SCHOOL THINGS BACK ON THE SHELF? 841 00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:40,084 WELL, HE'S A WRITER. CHALK IT UP TO THAT. 842 00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:43,421 OH, I DON'T THINK THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH WRITING. 843 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:46,791 HE'S NOT THAT FAMOUS A WRITER THAT HE CAN AFFORD TO GO NUTS. 844 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:49,660 HE MIGHT BE FAMOUS ONE DAY, MOM. YOU NEVER KNOW. 845 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:54,432 REALLY? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE? 846 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:55,900 DO YOUR PEOPLE THINK SO? 847 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,535 MY PEOPLE? THEY'RE ATHLETES. 848 00:38:57,535 --> 00:39:00,037 I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS. 849 00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:00,871 THAT'S MY POINT. 850 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:04,408 DON'T YOU WORRY. I'M SURE HE'LL GET TIRED OF IT SOON. 851 00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:06,644 I'LL CALL YOU LATER. LOVE YOU. 852 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:10,381 [KISS KISS KISS] 853 00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:14,852 OH, MY GOD! 854 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,088 [CLATTERING] 855 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,758 [LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 856 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:24,395 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 857 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,698 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 858 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,800 ♪ NA NA NA NA ♪ 859 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,935 ♪ AAOWW! ♪ 860 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:33,637 ♪ PLAY IT, LITTLE MOLLY ♪ 861 00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:36,073 ♪ LONG TALL SALLY ♪ 862 00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,509 ♪ GREAT SHOTGUN ♪ 863 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:41,812 ♪ WATCH ME WORK, Y'ALL ♪ 864 00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:46,784 ♪ OW! DO IT ♪ 865 00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:48,452 [TURNS MUSIC OFF] 866 00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:49,754 YEAH? 867 00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:50,721 DIDN'T SEE YOU. 868 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:54,024 THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE BLOCKED? 869 00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:54,725 SOMETIMES. 870 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,994 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE MARKET. 871 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:58,829 BE BACK IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 872 00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:01,499 OH, I WANT TO GO WITH YOU. 873 00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:02,867 REALLY? 874 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:05,936 WELL, COME ON. 875 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:40,638 John: THERE'S A SPACE RIGHT UP HERE, MOTHER. 876 00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:41,939 Mother: WHERE? 877 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,073 RIGHT HERE! 878 00:40:43,073 --> 00:40:44,175 WHAT SPACE? 879 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,009 THERE! THERE! 880 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:46,911 I WAS LOOKING THE OTHER WAY. 881 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,647 I DON'T THINK IT WAS A SPACE. 882 00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:50,981 IT HAS TO BE A SPACE. 883 00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:53,651 WELL, IT'S WHERE THEY PUT THE BASKETS. 884 00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:55,453 HONEY, I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. 885 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:56,587 YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 886 00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:59,590 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IT, THAT'S ALL. 887 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:00,224 WELL, IT'S NOT-- 888 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:03,661 YOU'RE GOING AROUND AGAIN. NO, NO. HERE. RIGHT HERE. 889 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:06,664 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S RIGHT THERE! 890 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:07,998 OH, GOODNESS. 891 00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:09,934 THEY DIDN'T MARK IT WELL. 892 00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,736 THIS IS LIKE A RIDE AT DISNEYLAND. 893 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:13,838 HERE WE GO AGAIN. 894 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:15,840 I SAW ONE DOWN HERE ON THE LEFT. 895 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,509 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE LEFT? RIGHT HERE! 896 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:21,512 NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. NO! 897 00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:22,646 HONEY, DON'T DO THAT! 898 00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:24,648 IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE, DRIVE, 899 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,550 BUT DON'T GRAB THE WHEEL. 900 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:27,718 I HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 901 00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:31,255 SOMEONE HAD TO STOP US FROM GOING AROUND. 902 00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:34,492 THIS WAS THE SPACE? 903 00:41:35,092 --> 00:41:37,094 YOU WANT A SEPARATE BASKET? 904 00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:37,628 WHY? 905 00:41:37,628 --> 00:41:39,530 IF I HAVE SOME MEAT PRODUCTS IN HERE-- 906 00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:41,665 I DON'T CARE IF MEAT'S IN THE BASKET. 907 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,267 I JUST DON'T WANT TO INGEST IT. 908 00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:45,636 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW FAR YOU TAKE THIS. 909 00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:47,705 NO, WE CAN USE THE SAME BASKET. 910 00:41:47,705 --> 00:41:49,673 I THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE. 911 00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:51,175 OH. OK. 912 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,111 YOU WANT SOME PEANUT BUTTER? 913 00:41:54,111 --> 00:41:57,248 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. 914 00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:00,684 "NEW-TASTE"? 915 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:01,619 MM-HMM. 916 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,554 I'M GOING TO GET THE ORGANIC. 917 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,689 OH, HONEY, THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE. 918 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,291 YEAH, BUT I LIKE THE ORGANIC. 919 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,560 BUT THERE'S NO REASON TO PAY EXTRA. 920 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,262 THIS ALL COMES FROM THE SAME PLACE. 921 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,130 THE MAN TOLD ME IT'S JUST THE LABEL. 922 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:14,899 I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARILY TRUE, 923 00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:18,102 BUT IN ANY CASE, I'M BUYING MY OWN PEANUT BUTTER. 924 00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:18,903 I WANT THE ORGANIC. 925 00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:21,105 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO WASTE THE MONEY. 926 00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:22,873 WHY DO YOU WANT TO THROW IT ALL AWAY? 927 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,942 BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO. 928 00:42:24,942 --> 00:42:28,245 I WANT AN EXPERIENCE WHERE WE THROW AWAY 91 CENTS TOGETHER. 929 00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:29,146 YOU THROW IT AWAY. 930 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:33,851 NEW-TASTE IS AS GOOD AS ANY OF THIS, AND I WON'T BE FOOLED. 931 00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:35,085 ORGANIC! 932 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,654 I HAVE AN IDEA. 933 00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,957 LET'S BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE JELLY IN THE MARKET. 934 00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:41,025 OH, HONEY, YOU'RE SOMETHING. 935 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:44,662 COME ON. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MOST EXPENSIVE JELLY IS? 936 00:42:44,662 --> 00:42:47,064 I DON'T BUY JELLY. I DON'T KNOW. 937 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:49,266 OH, THIS LOOKS VERY GOOD. 938 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:50,768 OH, DON'T GET THAT! 939 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:51,101 WHY? 940 00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:54,305 BECAUSE IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. THAT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. 941 00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:57,575 LOOK, YOU CAN GET A WHOLE JAR HERE FOR $2.50. 942 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,577 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND $10.95? 943 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,845 BECAUSE, THANK GOD, I CAN AFFORD IT, 944 00:43:01,845 --> 00:43:02,713 AND IT MIGHT BE GOOD. 945 00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:05,282 COME ON, MOTHER. LET'S EXPERIENCE THIS TOGETHER. 946 00:43:05,282 --> 00:43:06,584 I DON'T WANT THIS EXPERIENCE! 947 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:09,720 YOU'RE FOOLED BY THESE NAMES, ALL THAT FANCY WRAPPING. 948 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,888 I'M NOT FOOLED BY ANYTHING. 949 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:13,190 THIS ISN'T WHAT THE EXPERIMENT'S ABOUT. 950 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:15,059 IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING FOOLED. 951 00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,293 IT'S ABOUT SPLURGING. 952 00:43:16,293 --> 00:43:17,761 YOU SEE, I REALIZE SOMETHING. 953 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:20,598 I THINK YOU TREAT YOURSELF VERY CHEAPLY, 954 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,832 AND I THINK THEREFORE 955 00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:23,701 YOU HAVE INSTILLED THAT INTO ME. 956 00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:25,769 I DON'T TREAT MYSELF CHEAPLY AT ALL. 957 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:29,039 I LIVED THROUGH THE DEPRESSION. YOU DIDN'T. 958 00:43:29,039 --> 00:43:30,641 THE DEPRESSION! YOU WERE 2. 959 00:43:30,641 --> 00:43:33,677 BY THE WAY, THINGS AREN'T SO GREAT RIGHT NOW. 960 00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:34,979 WELL, IT'S NOT THE THIRTIES. 961 00:43:34,979 --> 00:43:39,617 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE TO BUY BREAD. 962 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:44,688 Man: YES. SOURDOUGH, PLEASE. 963 00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:49,893 YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD THIS DEPRESSION STORY A LOT, 964 00:43:49,893 --> 00:43:52,096 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT HAS TO DO 965 00:43:52,096 --> 00:43:53,397 WITH SPLURGING FOR JAM NOW. 966 00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:55,866 WE'RE IN THE NINETIES, MOTHER. 967 00:43:55,866 --> 00:43:57,101 IT'S FANCY-JAM TIME. 968 00:43:57,101 --> 00:43:58,302 SEE, I REALIZE SOMETHING. 969 00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,070 WE DON'T LIKE OURSELVES ENOUGH. 970 00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:01,839 YOU DON'T GIVE YOURSELF ANYTHING. 971 00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:03,407 I DON'T GIVE MYSELF ANYTHING. 972 00:44:03,407 --> 00:44:04,274 IT'S ALL SO CLEAR! 973 00:44:04,274 --> 00:44:08,679 SHH. HONEY, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION NOW. 974 00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:09,647 I LIKE MYSELF VERY MUCH. 975 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:13,350 JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SPEND $10 FOR BULLSHIT JAM 976 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:16,854 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I FEEL ABOUT MYSELF! 977 00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:20,057 I NEVER HEARD YOU USE THE WORD BULLSHIT BEFORE. 978 00:44:20,057 --> 00:44:23,193 YOU NEVER HEARD ME USE A LOT OF WORDS. 979 00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:24,061 OH! WHAT A WASTE. 980 00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:25,729 FOR GOD'S SAKES, LOOKS LIKE A TOY! 981 00:44:25,729 --> 00:44:28,932 THE CHECKER'S GOING TO HAVE A GOOD LAUGH OVER THIS. 982 00:44:28,932 --> 00:44:31,301 MOTHER, CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT IT? 983 00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:33,237 CAN'T YOU THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND? 984 00:44:33,237 --> 00:44:37,374 CAUTION I CAN THROW ALL DAY. JELLY IS ANOTHER MATTER. 985 00:44:37,374 --> 00:44:39,243 MY GOODNESS, A BRAND. 986 00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:40,811 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 987 00:44:40,811 --> 00:44:43,013 DON'T THEY MAKE NEW-NUTS? 988 00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:45,149 I ENJOY MY GRAPE-NUTS. 989 00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:47,084 I KNOW YOU DO. 990 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:54,091 HMM, I NEED SOME SWEET TOOTH. 991 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:08,238 P.A. System: SHOPPERS, THERE'S NO WAITING AT CHECK STAND 5. 992 00:45:08,238 --> 00:45:09,206 NO WAITING, CHECK STAND 5. 993 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,776 IF YOU TELL ME THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALT, 994 00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:14,745 I'M REALLY GOING TO GET UPSET. 995 00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:16,480 YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MARKET. 996 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,817 NO, I KNOW THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALT. 997 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:21,885 I KNOW SALT'S ALL THE SAME. 998 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,253 IT'S ALL ALL THE SAME! 999 00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:25,389 IT'S NOTALL ALL THE SAME! 1000 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,324 BEATRICE! HELLO! THIS IS MY SISTER. 1001 00:45:27,324 --> 00:45:29,927 SIS, THIS IS MY NEIGHBOR BEATRICE. 1002 00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:31,128 HOW DO YOU DO? 1003 00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:32,796 I FORGET YOUR NAME. 1004 00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:33,931 ALICE. 1005 00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:35,499 SO NICE TO SEE YOU, BEATRICE. 1006 00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:38,001 ALICE IS GOING TO BE HERE FOR A WEEK, 1007 00:45:38,001 --> 00:45:40,938 AND THEN SHE'S TAKING A CRUISE TO MEXICO. 1008 00:45:40,938 --> 00:45:42,773 OH, MY-- A CRUISE! 1009 00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:43,874 OH, MY! 1010 00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:45,008 I'M, UH, JOHN. 1011 00:45:45,008 --> 00:45:47,911 THIS IS MY SON-- THE OTHER ONE. 1012 00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:48,278 OH. 1013 00:45:48,278 --> 00:45:50,848 HE'S STAYING WITH ME FOR A WHILE. 1014 00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:52,116 HE LIKES THIS JELLY. 1015 00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:52,916 Woman: LOOK AT THAT! 1016 00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:55,319 OH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT. IT'S ORGANIC. 1017 00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:56,186 YOU'VE HEARD OF IT? 1018 00:45:56,186 --> 00:46:00,090 OH, YES. THEY'RE VERY BIG IN THE CATALOG BUSINESS. 1019 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:00,491 REALLY! 1020 00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:04,061 YES. I HEAR THEIR JELLY IS WONDERFUL, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 1021 00:46:04,061 --> 00:46:08,932 THEY HAVE A PEANUT BUTTER FOR $12 THAT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD. 1022 00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:11,401 WELL, JUST THINK OF THAT. 1023 00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:13,003 LEAVE IT TO MY SON. 1024 00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:15,439 Woman: SO, YOU'RE THE WRITER? 1025 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:15,973 YES. 1026 00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:18,342 WELL, HE HASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING FOR A WHILE, 1027 00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:20,477 BUT HE'S WORKING ON A NEW BOOK. 1028 00:46:20,477 --> 00:46:22,312 THANKS FOR THE INTRO, MOTHER. 1029 00:46:22,312 --> 00:46:23,280 WHAT ARE YOU WRITING? 1030 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,316 I'M WORKING ON A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL. 1031 00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:27,785 LIKE STEPHEN KING. 1032 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:28,952 WHOO! WHOO! 1033 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:32,289 NOW, STEPHEN KING COULD AFFORD THIS JELLY. 1034 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,258 MY SON, I'M NOT SO SURE. 1035 00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:35,025 [EVERYONE LAUGHS] 1036 00:46:35,025 --> 00:46:38,195 LET'S GO. WE GOT A LOT OF SHOPPING TO DO. 1037 00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:38,829 EXCUSE US. 1038 00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:40,964 I WILL SPEAK TO YOU, BEATRICE. 1039 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:41,865 NICE TO SEE YOU. 1040 00:46:41,865 --> 00:46:43,066 NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, JOHN. 1041 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:46,203 NICE TO SEE YOU. HAVE A NICE TRIP TO MEXICO. 1042 00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:46,937 THANK YOU. 1043 00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:48,105 DON'T DRINK THE WATER. 1044 00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:49,306 YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO? 1045 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:51,074 ALL YOU DO IS APOLOGIZE FOR ME! 1046 00:46:51,074 --> 00:46:52,242 I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR YOU AT ALL. 1047 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:55,279 MAYBE I AM A LITTLE EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE JELLY. SO WHAT? 1048 00:46:55,279 --> 00:46:57,581 WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE JELLY? 1049 00:46:57,581 --> 00:46:58,916 DIDN'T HER SISTER LIKE IT? 1050 00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:00,384 HER SISTER DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. 1051 00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:02,319 YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HER? 1052 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:03,187 NO, I REALLY DON'T. 1053 00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:06,056 SHE WAS IN SOME SORT OF INSTITUTION FOR A FEW YEARS. 1054 00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,191 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. 1055 00:47:07,191 --> 00:47:11,128 SHE WENT INSANE FOR SPENDING A FEW DOLLARS MORE FOR HER FOOD. 1056 00:47:11,128 --> 00:47:12,262 [CRASH] 1057 00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:13,530 OH, MY GOODNESS! 1058 00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:14,565 OH, MY. 1059 00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:15,365 WHAT DID WE DO? 1060 00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:18,335 WE MUST HAVE COME AROUND THE SAME WAY. 1061 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:19,203 I TOLD YOU. 1062 00:47:19,203 --> 00:47:20,838 THIS MARKET'S SO CONFUSING. 1063 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,239 I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE FREEZER. 1064 00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,107 THEY DON'T HAVE A FREEZER. 1065 00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:25,008 OF COURSE THEY DO. 1066 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:27,110 WHERE WERE YOU TRYING TO GO? 1067 00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:28,312 Woman: TO THE FREEZER. 1068 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:31,181 AND YOU CAME AROUND THE SAME WAY? 1069 00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:32,983 THAT'S SO FUNNY! 1070 00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:34,418 THAT IS SO FUNNY! 1071 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:36,119 IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. 1072 00:47:36,119 --> 00:47:37,187 MOTHER, LET'S GO. 1073 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,922 WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED. 1074 00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:40,490 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY JUST DID? 1075 00:47:40,490 --> 00:47:41,458 DON'T TELL THE CLERK! 1076 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:42,459 [BEATRICE RETELLS THE STORY] 1077 00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:46,330 WE'RE GOING TO TURN INTO SKELETONS WITH THIS CONVERSATION. 1078 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:47,598 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 1079 00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:50,634 MOTHER, I BEG YOU, LET'S GO. 1080 00:47:50,634 --> 00:47:51,935 OH, HE WANTS TO GO. 1081 00:47:51,935 --> 00:47:54,438 THAT'S SO FUNNY! I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 1082 00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:58,208 COME ON, HONEY. LET'S GET YOUR NONMEAT THINGS. 1083 00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,543 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 1084 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,879 THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 1085 00:48:23,133 --> 00:48:24,001 HONEY, LOOK. 1086 00:48:24,001 --> 00:48:25,302 I CLEARED OUT THE REFRIGERATOR. 1087 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:27,971 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE, 1088 00:48:27,971 --> 00:48:29,373 AND I'LL PUT YOUR STUFF THERE. 1089 00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:32,276 IT'S LIKE IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT FOR FOOD. 1090 00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:35,479 OH, I LOVE THAT MOVIE. CLARK GABLE WAS WONDERFUL. 1091 00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:38,682 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEPARATE THE REFRIGERATOR? 1092 00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:40,951 OH, YES, DEAR. IT'LL BE MUCH EASIER. 1093 00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:43,620 THAT WAY YOU WON'T ACCIDENTALLY EAT SOME MEAT. 1094 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:46,456 IT'S GOOD THAT YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT ME. 1095 00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:49,927 I ACCIDENTALLY EAT THINGS ALL DAY LONG. 1096 00:48:57,567 --> 00:48:58,702 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1097 00:48:58,702 --> 00:49:02,105 I CAN'T GET IT TO FIT COMPLETELY ON MY SIDE. 1098 00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:05,943 IT'S JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STICK OVER A LITTLE. 1099 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:09,146 MOTHER, WOULD YOU FORGET THE SEPARATION? 1100 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,048 JUST LEAVE THE REFRIGERATOR ALONE. 1101 00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:13,050 I CAN GET THE STUFF THAT I LIKE. 1102 00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:15,452 I JUST THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU. 1103 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:16,954 THEN DON'T MANAGE THE FOOD. 1104 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:19,222 MY EYES ARE CONNECTED TO MY BRAIN 1105 00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:20,190 LIKE IN A REAL PERSON. 1106 00:49:20,190 --> 00:49:22,259 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT I WANT TO EAT. 1107 00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:26,263 FINE. IF YOU'D RATHER NOT DIVIDE IT UP, WE DON'T DIVIDE IT UP. 1108 00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:28,498 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF YOUR FOOD NOW? 1109 00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:30,300 YES. I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY. 1110 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,435 LET ME MAKE YOU SOMETHING. 1111 00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:35,405 WHY DON'T YOU SET THE TABLE AND SIT DOWN? 1112 00:49:35,539 --> 00:49:39,609 HONEY, TELL ME AGAIN, BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL START ASKING-- 1113 00:49:39,609 --> 00:49:41,979 YOU'RE HERE WHY? 1114 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:42,312 WHY? 1115 00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:45,582 WELL, IT'S COMPLICATED, MOTHER, BUT YOU KNOW WHY. 1116 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:49,619 WELL, YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS, AND YOU'RE BLAMING ME. 1117 00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:50,487 IS THAT IT? 1118 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:51,621 I'M NOT BLAMING ANYONE. 1119 00:49:51,621 --> 00:49:55,025 IT'S JUST THAT THINGS AREN'T WORKING OUT SO GREAT 1120 00:49:55,025 --> 00:49:56,760 WITH THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW, 1121 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,263 AND I FEEL THAT, UNTIL I CAN FIGURE THIS SITUATION OUT, 1122 00:50:00,263 --> 00:50:04,434 I PROBABLY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIGURE THAT SITUATION OUT. 1123 00:50:04,434 --> 00:50:06,269 SO, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER I LEARN HERE, 1124 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:10,340 I'LL TAKE INTO THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND APPLY IT THERE. 1125 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:13,343 HEY! THAT'S A VERY GOOD WAY TO SAY IT. 1126 00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:15,579 HMM? OH, I WASN'T LISTENING. 1127 00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:16,580 TELL THEM WHAT? 1128 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,315 THIS IS ONE OF THE PROBLEMS. 1129 00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:20,250 JUST DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING. 1130 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:20,684 FORGET IT. 1131 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:25,422 YES. I COULD PRETEND YOU'RE HERE FOR JUST A REGULAR REASON. 1132 00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:27,524 YEAH--LIKE A VISIT. I'M YOUR SON. 1133 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:31,194 YES, OF COURSE. YOU COULD BE HERE FOR ANY KIND OF A REASON. 1134 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,597 FOR EXAMPLE, YOU COULD HAVE INJURED YOURSELF, 1135 00:50:33,597 --> 00:50:35,766 AND YOU NEED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 1136 00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:38,435 I'M NOT GOING TO LIMP FOR YOU, MOTHER. 1137 00:50:38,435 --> 00:50:41,038 NO, NO. SOME INTERNAL INJURY. 1138 00:50:41,371 --> 00:50:44,808 SO YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT WORK WITH THE WOMEN, DEAR? 1139 00:50:44,808 --> 00:50:48,512 NO. THINGS AREN'T GOING SO GREAT RIGHT NOW. 1140 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:50,280 OH, KAREN WAS LOVELY. 1141 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,416 WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM THERE AGAIN? 1142 00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:54,284 SHE DIDN'T SUPPORT ME. 1143 00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:55,619 DID YOU SUPPORT HER? 1144 00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:56,653 YEAH, I SUPPORTED HER. 1145 00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:59,723 DID YOU, DEAR? I REMEMBER WHEN SHE WANT... 1146 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:00,791 OH, I FORGET WHICH ONE. 1147 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:04,261 WHAT DID SHE WANT TO DO THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT? 1148 00:51:04,261 --> 00:51:04,694 LEAVE ME. 1149 00:51:04,694 --> 00:51:06,129 OH. WHY WOULD YOU SUPPORT THAT? 1150 00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:09,599 THE HELL WITH HER, DEAR. SHE WASN'T THAT CUTE ANYWAY. 1151 00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:11,201 MOTHER, I'M FINE WITH HER. 1152 00:51:11,201 --> 00:51:13,670 WE DON'T HAVE TO TRASH HER LOOKS. 1153 00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:14,471 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1154 00:51:14,471 --> 00:51:18,341 STOP! NO MORE FOOD! IT'S LIKE FANTASIA! 1155 00:51:18,341 --> 00:51:19,709 YOU SAID YOU WERE HUNGRY. 1156 00:51:19,709 --> 00:51:20,477 FOR MY WHOLE LIFE, 1157 00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:24,081 I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DEAL WITH THESE FOOD QUESTIONS. 1158 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,415 YOU ASK ME IF I'M HUNGRY, 1159 00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:27,350 I TELL YOU YES, YOU BRING ME FOOD. 1160 00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:28,718 YOU ASK ME IF I'M HUNGRY, 1161 00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:30,720 I TELL YOU NO, YOU BRING ME FOOD. 1162 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:31,855 YOU ASK ME THE QUESTIONS, 1163 00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:33,523 BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN TO THE ANSWERS, 1164 00:51:33,523 --> 00:51:35,292 SO I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET FOOD 1165 00:51:35,292 --> 00:51:36,293 NO MATTER WHAT I TELL YOU. 1166 00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:38,728 THEREFORE, I ADJUST HOW HUNGRY I TELL YOU I AM 1167 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:41,364 TO KNOW HOW MUCH FOOD I'M GOING TO GET. 1168 00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:43,667 FROM NOW ON, JUST BRING WHAT YOU WANT. 1169 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:46,103 REALLY. I'LL EAT WHAT YOU BRING ME, 1170 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,171 OR I WON'T EAT WHAT YOU BRING ME. 1171 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:48,839 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1172 00:51:48,839 --> 00:51:51,174 BRING IT ANYWAY, AND THAT'S THE END OF THE FOOD DEAL. 1173 00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:55,245 HONEY, I NEVER KNEW IT WAS THIS MUCH OF A PROBLEM. 1174 00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:58,148 I WILL NEVER ASK YOU ABOUT FOOD ANYMORE. 1175 00:51:58,148 --> 00:52:00,283 OH, MOTHER, YOU CAN ASK ME, 1176 00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:01,852 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1177 00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:04,554 OH, I JUST WISH YOUR FATHER WERE ALIVE 1178 00:52:04,554 --> 00:52:08,225 SO HE COULD TAKE A LITTLE OF THIS BLAME. 1179 00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:10,193 IS THAT A JOKE? 1180 00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:11,194 YES, IT IS, HONEY. 1181 00:52:11,194 --> 00:52:15,899 EVERY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING FUNNY, I'M SHOCKED. 1182 00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:16,500 I KNOW. 1183 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:20,370 YOU MUST THINK OF ME AS SOME SORT OF A MORON. 1184 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:21,471 NO, NO. NOT A MORON. 1185 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:24,207 JUST SOMEONE WHO THINKS I'M A MORON. 1186 00:52:24,207 --> 00:52:26,543 WELL, IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, 1187 00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:28,445 DOESN'T IT, DEAR? 1188 00:52:29,246 --> 00:52:30,814 SO, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 1189 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:33,817 THE SON DOES GET MORE FROM HIS MOTHER, 1190 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,452 FOR THE MOST PART, ANYWAY, 1191 00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:36,853 THAN HIS FATHER, DOESN'T HE? 1192 00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:39,322 YES, IN YOUR CASE, BUT NOT ALL THE TIME. 1193 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:43,360 WELL, WHO INSTILLED THE CHEAPNESS AND SELF-LOATHING? 1194 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,861 YOU, RIGHT? 1195 00:52:44,861 --> 00:52:46,696 DEAR, I'M TIRED. 1196 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:49,833 WE CAN BERATE ME TOMORROW. 1197 00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:51,835 I LOVE YOU, MOTHER. 1198 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,770 YOU KNOW, IF YOU TALK TO THE WOMEN 1199 00:52:53,770 --> 00:52:55,639 THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME SOMETIMES, 1200 00:52:55,639 --> 00:52:57,874 I CAN SEE WHY THEY ALL LEAVE YOU. 1201 00:52:57,874 --> 00:53:00,277 THEY DIDN'T ALL LEAVE ME. 1202 00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:02,279 I LEFT SOME OF THEM. 1203 00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:03,813 REALLY! 1204 00:53:03,813 --> 00:53:06,483 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 1205 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:20,330 IT IS MORNING ON THIS STRANGE PLANET. 1206 00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:22,666 WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE WE ARE, 1207 00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:25,802 BUT WE ARE SAFE, AT LEAST FOR THE MOMENT. 1208 00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:30,607 WHAT IS OUTSIDE, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW. 1209 00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:34,878 WHAT IS OUTSIDE, NOBODY... 1210 00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:43,553 IT IS MORNING ON THIS STRANGE PLANET. 1211 00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:47,324 WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE WE ARE, BUT WE ARE SAFE, AT LEAST FOR THE MOMENT. 1212 00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:50,660 WHAT IS OUTSIDE, NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW. 1213 00:53:53,296 --> 00:53:55,498 NO ONE? 1214 00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:56,933 NO ONE. 1215 00:53:58,868 --> 00:54:03,940 WHAT IS OUTSIDE, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW. 1216 00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:06,676 Mother: HONEY? 1217 00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:07,477 YEAH? 1218 00:54:07,477 --> 00:54:10,614 I'M GOING OUT, AND I'LL BE BACK LATER. 1219 00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:12,382 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1220 00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:13,750 YEAH. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1221 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:17,354 I HAVE SOME SHOPPING AND THINGS TO DO. 1222 00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:19,756 OH, LOOK AT THIS! 1223 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,891 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 1224 00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:23,426 OH, YOU NEVER SAW ONE BEFORE? 1225 00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:26,930 ONLY IN THE STORE. MY GOODNESS, LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE. 1226 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,331 DID YOU EVER USE ONE? 1227 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:28,665 NO. 1228 00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:30,367 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE? 1229 00:54:30,367 --> 00:54:31,501 DO I KNOW HOW TO TYPE? 1230 00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:34,004 I WAS THE FASTEST TYPIST IN MY CLASS. 1231 00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:34,804 NUMBER ONE. 1232 00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:35,572 BUT IT WAS MANUAL. 1233 00:54:35,572 --> 00:54:37,641 THEN THEY DIDN'T DO ALL THOSE THINGS. 1234 00:54:37,641 --> 00:54:39,009 COME ON. YOU GOT TO TRY IT. 1235 00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:40,810 OH, NO, I COULDN'T DO THAT. 1236 00:54:40,810 --> 00:54:42,412 NO. TRY IT. IT'S EASY. 1237 00:54:42,412 --> 00:54:43,880 IT'S THE SAME AS MANUAL. 1238 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,316 IT JUST DOES IT ALL FOR YOU. 1239 00:54:46,316 --> 00:54:47,851 LET'S SEE. 1240 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,825 MOTHER! 1241 00:54:59,996 --> 00:55:01,564 YOU'RE AMAZING! 1242 00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:05,568 NO MISTAKES, AND YOU'RE FAST. 1243 00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:07,871 I'M IMPRESSED. 1244 00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:09,739 I NEVER KNEW THIS. 1245 00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:13,310 YOUR MOTHER DOES A LOT OF THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW. 1246 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,345 WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 1247 00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:16,579 TELL ME EVERYTHING. 1248 00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:18,782 YOU CAME HERE TO FIND OUT WHAT I DO? 1249 00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:20,450 I THOUGHT YOU CAME HERE BECAUSE 1250 00:55:20,450 --> 00:55:22,018 OF THE PROBLEMS WITH THE WOMEN. 1251 00:55:22,018 --> 00:55:23,053 THE PROBLEMS WITH THE WOMEN, 1252 00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:26,389 TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU DO--THE WHOLE THING. COME ON. 1253 00:55:26,389 --> 00:55:28,458 NOT NOW, DEAR. I HAVE TO GO. 1254 00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,526 OH, MOTHER? 1255 00:55:29,526 --> 00:55:33,963 I'M TAKING YOU OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT, SO BE READY AT 8:00. 1256 00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:35,031 WHAT? 1257 00:55:35,031 --> 00:55:35,765 WE HAVE A DATE. 1258 00:55:35,765 --> 00:55:37,033 I WANT YOU TO BE READY AT 8:00 SHARP. 1259 00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:38,335 I'LL PICK YOU UP IN YOUR ROOM. 1260 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:41,471 HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. I'LL MAKE SOMETHING. 1261 00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:42,605 NO MORE HOUSE CHEESE. 1262 00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:46,076 THIS IS GOING TO BE A VERY SPECIAL EVENING. 1263 00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:47,444 HMM! 1264 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:13,370 TO THE EXPERIMENT, WHATEVER IT IS. 1265 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,739 TO THE EXPERIMENT. 1266 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,548 AND YOU LOOK GOOD. 1267 00:56:26,683 --> 00:56:27,984 BUT? 1268 00:56:27,984 --> 00:56:29,119 WHAT, DEAR? 1269 00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:31,388 JUST WONDERING WHEN THE BUT'S COMING. 1270 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:32,522 IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I DO? 1271 00:56:32,522 --> 00:56:34,724 I DON'T THINK YOU DO IT. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 1272 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,025 I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT. 1273 00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:37,494 IT'S JUST SOMETHING A MOTHER DOES. 1274 00:56:37,494 --> 00:56:39,462 I DON'T KNOW THAT EVERY MOTHER DOES THAT. 1275 00:56:39,462 --> 00:56:40,930 I DON'T KNOW THINK EVERY MOTHER SAYS, 1276 00:56:40,930 --> 00:56:43,633 "HONEY, YOU LOOK GOOD, BUT YOUR HAIR IS THINNING." 1277 00:56:43,633 --> 00:56:46,936 HONEY, I NEVER TOLD YOU YOUR HAIR WAS THINNING. 1278 00:56:46,936 --> 00:56:47,704 YES, YOU DID. 1279 00:56:47,704 --> 00:56:49,839 THE LAST TIME I WAS AT THE HOUSE, 1280 00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:51,808 ON MY WAY OUT YOU CALLED AFTER ME, 1281 00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:54,177 "LOOK OUT FOR YOUR BALD SPOT." REMEMBER? 1282 00:56:54,177 --> 00:56:56,446 WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO SAY THAT. 1283 00:56:56,446 --> 00:57:01,451 AND BY THE WAY, WHATEVER YOU DID, IT LOOKS WONDERFUL. 1284 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:02,452 YOU CAN BARELY TELL. 1285 00:57:02,452 --> 00:57:03,987 I USED THAT MINOXIDIL STUFF. 1286 00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:05,155 I WAS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES. 1287 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:08,425 BUT IT DOESN'T WORK UP HERE, HMM? 1288 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:09,859 WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT IS--WHY? 1289 00:57:09,859 --> 00:57:10,860 WHY SHOULD IT WORK UP HERE? 1290 00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:13,797 I HAVE HAIR HERE. I DIDN'T EVEN PUT IT HERE. 1291 00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:14,998 I SEE THERE'S HAIR THERE. 1292 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:16,533 NO, NO, DEAR. I WAS JUST-- 1293 00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:17,200 IT'S FOR THE BACK. 1294 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,903 THAT'S WHERE I PUT IT. THAT'S WHERE IT WORKED. 1295 00:57:19,903 --> 00:57:22,205 OH, THAT'S A MIRACLE. 1296 00:57:22,205 --> 00:57:23,640 JUST THINK. 1297 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,542 IT WAS A BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE. 1298 00:57:25,542 --> 00:57:26,609 ISN'T THAT FUNNY? 1299 00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:29,078 THEY ACCIDENTALLY FOUND OUT IT GREW HAIR. 1300 00:57:29,078 --> 00:57:31,581 ISN'T THAT THE WAY IT ALWAYS WORKS? 1301 00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:35,018 THEY ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY FIND SOMETHING. 1302 00:57:35,018 --> 00:57:38,655 DO YOU KNOW HOW THE CANE WAS INVENTED? 1303 00:57:38,655 --> 00:57:40,190 NO. 1304 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:46,830 HOW? 1305 00:57:46,830 --> 00:57:48,865 OH, I DON'T KNOW, DEAR. 1306 00:57:48,865 --> 00:57:53,603 I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE THAT WAS ITS ORIGINAL PURPOSE. 1307 00:57:58,107 --> 00:57:59,209 THANK YOU. 1308 00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:00,810 THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS. 1309 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,111 LOOKS LOVELY. 1310 00:58:02,111 --> 00:58:03,213 AND YOU, SIR. 1311 00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:04,714 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1312 00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:07,484 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER MARTINI? 1313 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,585 OH, NO. 1314 00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:11,154 YES. 2 OLIVES. 1315 00:58:13,756 --> 00:58:16,159 I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 1316 00:58:18,828 --> 00:58:22,665 YOU DON'T SPEAK TO YOUR BROTHER VERY MUCH, DO YOU, DEAR? 1317 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:24,801 NO. NO, I DON'T. 1318 00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:25,635 I WONDER WHY. 1319 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:27,237 MAYBE IT'S THE AGE DIFFERENCE. 1320 00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:28,905 WELL, AGE DIFFERENCE, EVERY DIFFERENCE. 1321 00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:31,574 YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST DIFFERENT. THAT'S ALL. 1322 00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:34,978 I JUST WISH YOU COULD MEET A GIRL LIKE CHERYL. 1323 00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:37,747 SHE'S A WONDERFUL GIRL, DON'T YOU THINK? 1324 00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:40,283 I LIKE HER. YEAH, SHE'S VERY NICE. 1325 00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:41,551 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 1326 00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:44,254 YOU JUST HAD SOME BAD LUCK? 1327 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:45,021 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1328 00:58:45,021 --> 00:58:46,923 I JUST MEAN HE SEEMED TO HIT IT OFF RIGHT AWAY, 1329 00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:51,528 AND THEY HAVE CHILDREN, AND THEY'RE HAPPY, AND YOU HAVEN'T FOUND IT. 1330 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:52,929 WELL, I CAN'T HELP THAT, MOTHER. 1331 00:58:52,929 --> 00:58:55,865 I CAN'T HELP WHO I AM. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 1332 00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:57,000 OF COURSE NOT, DEAR. I KNOW THAT. 1333 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,703 I'M JUST SAYING IT'S INTERESTING HOW SOMEONE HAS GOOD LUCK 1334 00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:01,671 AND SOMEONE HAS BAD LUCK. 1335 00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:06,042 MOTHER, I DON'T LOOK AT MY LIFE AS GOOD LUCK AND BAD LUCK, YOU KNOW? 1336 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:09,045 I'M ON A QUEST. WE'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 1337 00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:11,814 HE'S AN AGENT. I'M A WRITER. 1338 00:59:11,814 --> 00:59:14,551 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE THERE. 1339 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:15,685 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 1340 00:59:15,685 --> 00:59:18,621 MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE ABOUT THAT. 1341 00:59:18,621 --> 00:59:19,689 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 1342 00:59:19,689 --> 00:59:21,691 I JUST THINK YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT 1343 00:59:21,691 --> 00:59:23,192 WRITING ABOUT REAL THINGS--YOU KNOW, 1344 00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:26,696 PEOPLE, INSTEAD OF ALL THAT SCIENCE FICTION ALL THE TIME. 1345 00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:28,631 SCIENCE FICTION HAS PEOPLE IN IT. 1346 00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:30,567 WHAT KIND OF A COMMENT IS THAT? 1347 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,268 IT'S NOT A BAD COMMENT, DEAR. 1348 00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:33,303 IT'S JUST MY OPINION. 1349 00:59:33,303 --> 00:59:35,672 I MEAN, I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE INTERESTING 1350 00:59:35,672 --> 00:59:37,874 TO WRITE ABOUT WHAT'S REALLY RIGHT HERE 1351 00:59:37,874 --> 00:59:39,943 INSTEAD OF ALL THAT MADE-UP STUFF-- 1352 00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:40,977 YOU KNOW, WITH THE LARGE HEADS. 1353 00:59:40,977 --> 00:59:45,148 AND WHAT WAS THAT ONE CHARACTER YOU HAD WITH JUST A BIG HAND? 1354 00:59:45,148 --> 00:59:47,083 EVEN IF I WROTE ABOUT "RIGHT HERE," 1355 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,718 I'D HAVE TO MAKE IT UP, WOULDN'T I? 1356 00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:53,690 ISN'T IT MORE VISIONARY TO MAKE UP A WORLD THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST? 1357 00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:54,057 MAYBE. 1358 00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:56,626 WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1359 00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:58,728 MOTHER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE SCIENCE FICTION. 1360 00:59:58,728 --> 01:00:01,898 I'M NOT GOING TO BULLY YOU INTO LIKING THE GENRE. 1361 01:00:01,898 --> 01:00:04,000 NO, DEAR, I LOVE SCIENCE FICTION. 1362 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:04,867 NO, YOU DON'T. 1363 01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:07,337 OH, YES, I DO. I THINK IT'S VERY CREATIVE. 1364 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:12,775 BUT NOT AS CREATIVE AS, WHAT--A STORY ABOUT BROTHERS? 1365 01:00:14,243 --> 01:00:16,813 YOU KNOW, DEAR, YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME. 1366 01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:19,983 I KNOW. VICE VERSA. 1367 01:00:24,187 --> 01:00:26,289 WELL, LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 1368 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,091 TO A NEW SUBJECT. 1369 01:00:28,091 --> 01:00:29,759 NEW SUBJECT. 1370 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,299 MAYBE WHEN YOU STOPPED EATING MEAT, 1371 01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:39,636 YOUR WRITING BECAME A LITTLE THINNER. 1372 01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:45,742 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 1373 01:00:45,742 --> 01:00:46,342 OH, DEAR, THE PHONE. 1374 01:00:46,342 --> 01:00:48,244 WHY DON'T YOU GET AN ANSWERING MACHINE? 1375 01:00:48,244 --> 01:00:50,913 I HAD ONE, BUT IT BROKE. I NEVER GOT IT FIXED. 1376 01:00:50,913 --> 01:00:54,083 YOU DON'T GET THEM FIXED. YOU THROW THEM AWAY. 1377 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:54,984 HELLO? 1378 01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:56,019 Jeff: HI, MOM. 1379 01:00:56,019 --> 01:00:56,786 OH, HI, HONEY. 1380 01:00:56,786 --> 01:00:58,221 SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. 1381 01:00:58,221 --> 01:01:01,658 HONEY, I JUST WALKED IN. I'M EXHAUSTED. 1382 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,193 LET ME USE THIS PHONE. 1383 01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:05,795 WHERE WERE YOU? 1384 01:01:05,795 --> 01:01:08,064 WE WENT TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT. 1385 01:01:08,064 --> 01:01:11,167 LISTEN, I CLOSED A GIANT DEAL TODAY. 1386 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,869 [WHISPERING] Big deal. 1387 01:01:12,869 --> 01:01:14,170 OH, REALLY, DEAR? 1388 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,673 IT WAS FABULOUS. IT WAS FABULOUS! 1389 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,409 I'LL CALL YOU LATER, AND YOU CAN TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 1390 01:01:19,409 --> 01:01:22,412 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT NOW. YOU CAN'T TALK NOW? 1391 01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:23,279 HONEY, I JUST WALKED IN, 1392 01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:26,716 AND I JUST--WELL, I'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE. 1393 01:01:26,716 --> 01:01:29,252 OK. FORGET IT. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER. 1394 01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:30,953 ALL RIGHT, DEAR. SLEEP WELL. 1395 01:01:30,953 --> 01:01:32,822 GOOD. SAY HI TO JOHN. 1396 01:01:32,822 --> 01:01:34,257 ALL RIGHT. 1397 01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:35,792 OK. BYE. 1398 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:39,195 YOUR BROTHER SAYS HI. 1399 01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:40,096 HI. 1400 01:01:40,096 --> 01:01:42,265 WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? 1401 01:01:42,265 --> 01:01:43,866 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. 1402 01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:44,467 YOU'RE NOT FULL? 1403 01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:48,971 WHAT A WONDERFUL TIME WE HAD THIS EVENING. THANK YOU, HONEY. 1404 01:01:48,971 --> 01:01:49,439 IT WAS FUN. 1405 01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:53,776 AS MUCH AS I DON'T WANT TO, I GUESS I'LL GO IN MY ROOM 1406 01:01:53,776 --> 01:01:56,212 AND SEE IF I CAN WORK A LITTLE BIT. 1407 01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:58,948 YOU DON'T FEEL SILLY IN THAT ROOM, HUH, DEAR? 1408 01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:00,349 I DO A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. 1409 01:02:00,349 --> 01:02:03,152 AND YET YOU STILL WANT TO BE IN THERE. 1410 01:02:03,152 --> 01:02:03,720 YEAH. 1411 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,921 I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1412 01:02:04,921 --> 01:02:08,124 SO, TOMORROW I FIGURE WE'LL GO SHOPPING AND HAVE A NICE LUNCH. 1413 01:02:08,124 --> 01:02:10,460 OH, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TOMORROW. 1414 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:11,094 WHY NOT? 1415 01:02:11,094 --> 01:02:12,962 I HAVE TO TAKE THE CAR IN. 1416 01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:14,430 WHAT TIME IS THAT? 1417 01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:15,031 9:00. 1418 01:02:15,031 --> 01:02:17,166 SO HOW DOES THAT RUIN THE WHOLE DAY? 1419 01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,968 OH, WELL, IF THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG, 1420 01:02:18,968 --> 01:02:21,270 YOU KNOW, THEY MIGHT WANT ME TO LEAVE IT. 1421 01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:23,506 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO SAY. 1422 01:02:23,506 --> 01:02:25,508 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE CAR? 1423 01:02:25,508 --> 01:02:28,010 IT'S SOME SORT OF A RATTLE. 1424 01:02:28,010 --> 01:02:29,412 I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 1425 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,748 NO, DEAR, I CAN'T DO THAT. 1426 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:32,148 WHY NOT? 1427 01:02:32,148 --> 01:02:34,250 YOU COULD VOID THE WARRANTY. 1428 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:34,951 I COULD WHAT? 1429 01:02:34,951 --> 01:02:37,887 THEY TOLD ME IF I TOOK IT TO SOME OTHER PLACE 1430 01:02:37,887 --> 01:02:39,822 OTHER THAN THE DEALER, IT WOULD VOID THE WARRANTY. 1431 01:02:39,822 --> 01:02:41,324 MOTHER, I'M NOT ANOTHER PLACE. I'M YOUR CHILD. 1432 01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:44,393 I DON'T HAVE A WAITING ROOM WITH MAGAZINES AND A SERVICE ADVISER 1433 01:02:44,393 --> 01:02:47,797 WHO'S GOING TO TAP YOU ON THE SHOULDER AND TALK TO YOU. 1434 01:02:47,797 --> 01:02:48,364 I'M YOUR KID. 1435 01:02:48,364 --> 01:02:53,069 HONEY, FORGET ABOUT IT. YOU COULD MAKE IT WORSE. 1436 01:02:58,407 --> 01:03:01,477 I CAN'T GET OVER HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT CARS. 1437 01:03:01,477 --> 01:03:03,780 I JUST TIGHTENED THE BOLT ON THE AIR CLEANER. 1438 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:06,182 I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS. 1439 01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:07,150 IT'S WONDERFUL, DEAR. 1440 01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:09,452 I'M SURE THEY WOULD HAVE FOUND SOMETHING 1441 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:10,553 TO CHARGE ME A FORTUNE FOR. 1442 01:03:10,553 --> 01:03:13,990 IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE A MAN AROUND THE HOUSE. 1443 01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:16,092 DAD USED TO FIX STUFF? 1444 01:03:16,092 --> 01:03:16,826 OH, GOD, NO. 1445 01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:20,797 I JUST ALWAYS LIKED THAT EXPRESSION. 1446 01:03:30,206 --> 01:03:31,007 [Loud Buzzer] 1447 01:03:31,007 --> 01:03:33,943 Ticket Machine: PLEASE TAKE THE TICKET. 1448 01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:36,445 [CAR HORN HONKS] 1449 01:03:36,445 --> 01:03:38,281 TAKE THAT TICKET. 1450 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:40,383 HONEY, I WONDER-- 1451 01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:43,319 MAYBE--I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE COULD PARK THE CAR-- 1452 01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:47,023 IT'S FREE. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE IT VALIDATED. 1453 01:03:47,023 --> 01:03:47,990 JUST TAKE THE TICKET. 1454 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:50,359 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE IT VALIDATED? 1455 01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:54,530 TAKE THE TICKET! 1456 01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:06,943 MY GOODNESS, LOOK WHAT THEY DO AT THESE PLACES! 1457 01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:08,277 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE? 1458 01:04:08,277 --> 01:04:10,012 YOU KNOW, IT'S FAR FROM THE HOUSE. 1459 01:04:10,012 --> 01:04:13,583 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? I'M NOT GOING TO COME HERE. 1460 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:15,585 IT'S 10 MINUTES FROM THE HOUSE. 1461 01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:18,221 OH. WELL, IT FELT FAR. 1462 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,856 THERE'S A GAP UP THERE. 1463 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,959 COME ON. I NEED SOME UNDERWEAR. 1464 01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:30,499 YES, MAY I HELP YOU? 1465 01:04:30,499 --> 01:04:33,436 YEAH, I NEED TO GET SOME UNDERWEAR. 1466 01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:34,170 OK. 1467 01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:34,971 THAT'S MY SON. 1468 01:04:34,971 --> 01:04:37,640 I DIDN'T COME HERE TO PICK OUT UNDERWEAR FOR HIM. 1469 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,642 HE'S JUST STAYING WITH ME FOR A WHILE. 1470 01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:41,577 MOTHER, I UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS, 1471 01:04:41,577 --> 01:04:44,947 BUT THIS IS A KID WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL THIS TO. 1472 01:04:44,947 --> 01:04:46,415 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 1473 01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:47,283 STEVE. 1474 01:04:47,283 --> 01:04:48,651 STEVE, OTHER THAN SELLING US THINGS, 1475 01:04:48,651 --> 01:04:52,154 YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT US, DO YOU? 1476 01:04:53,522 --> 01:04:55,491 NO, NOT REALLY. 1477 01:04:55,491 --> 01:04:57,460 SEE? 1478 01:04:58,361 --> 01:04:59,562 YOU TELL EVERYONE. 1479 01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:00,897 I DON'T TELL EVERYONE. 1480 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,398 YOU DO. YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT. 1481 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,368 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO JUSTIFY EVERYTHING TO STRANGERS. 1482 01:05:05,368 --> 01:05:06,602 THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL, DEAR. 1483 01:05:06,602 --> 01:05:10,339 PEOPLE ARE JUST CURIOUS WHY A GROWN MAN AND HIS MOTHER 1484 01:05:10,339 --> 01:05:12,041 WOULD BE IN AN UNDERWEAR STORE. 1485 01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:13,476 WHO CARES IF THEY'RE CURIOUS? 1486 01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:15,144 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 1487 01:05:15,144 --> 01:05:16,279 YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON? 1488 01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:18,614 YOU WANT THEIR APPROVAL, I WANT YOUR APPROVAL. 1489 01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:19,615 IT'S ALL ABOUT APPROVAL. 1490 01:05:19,615 --> 01:05:21,083 WE HAVE AN APPROVAL PROBLEM IN THIS FAMILY. 1491 01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,519 WE DON'T HAVE ANYPROBLEM IN THIS FAMILY, 1492 01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:24,520 AND LOWER YOUR VOICE. 1493 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,923 YOU'RE MAKING THIS MUCH TOO SERIOUS. 1494 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:29,325 NOW, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO NEXT? 1495 01:05:29,325 --> 01:05:31,027 WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE STORE 1496 01:05:31,027 --> 01:05:32,295 DOWN THERE CALLED "TELL IT ALL." 1497 01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:36,499 YOU GO IN AND TELL THEM YOUR MOST PERSONAL SECRETS. 1498 01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:38,134 YOU'RE JOKING? 1499 01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:39,168 YEAH. 1500 01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:42,638 IF ONLY YOUR WRITING WERE THAT REAL. 1501 01:05:45,508 --> 01:05:48,244 OH, LOOK AT THIS. 1502 01:05:48,244 --> 01:05:50,112 OH! 1503 01:05:50,112 --> 01:05:51,580 HI! 1504 01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:55,084 HI, CUTIE. 1505 01:05:55,084 --> 01:05:56,018 YEAH. 1506 01:05:56,018 --> 01:05:57,119 HONEY, PUT THAT DOWN. 1507 01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,254 DON'T PLAY WITH THAT. 1508 01:05:58,254 --> 01:06:00,556 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS DOG IS? 1509 01:06:00,556 --> 01:06:01,724 MOTHER, I'M JUST PETTING IT. 1510 01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:04,160 I'M NOT LENNIE IN OF MICE AND MEN. 1511 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,227 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, KILL IT? 1512 01:06:05,227 --> 01:06:08,197 BUT, HONEY, LOOK, IT'S OVER $3,000. YOU DON'T WANT TO-- 1513 01:06:08,197 --> 01:06:09,999 DON'T WANT TO WHAT? 1514 01:06:09,999 --> 01:06:11,100 ALL RIGHT. 1515 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,535 DO WHAT YOU WANT. 1516 01:06:12,535 --> 01:06:15,071 HELLO, CUTIE. 1517 01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:17,440 HI, CUTIE. 1518 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,742 AW, YES, HONEY. 1519 01:06:19,742 --> 01:06:21,510 MY SON'S IN TOWN JUST FOR A WHILE. 1520 01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:24,180 THAT'S WHY WE'RE SHOPPING TODAY. 1521 01:06:25,681 --> 01:06:29,552 Slowed-down voice: NORMALLY HE DOESN'T LIVE WITH ME. 1522 01:06:29,552 --> 01:06:31,287 HE'S DIVORCED. 1523 01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:36,258 ACTUALLY, IT'S HIS SECOND DIVORCE. 1524 01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:41,330 THEY JUST CAN'T SEEM TO STAY MARRIED ANYMORE. 1525 01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:43,499 I DON'T KNOW. 1526 01:06:43,632 --> 01:06:46,669 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU TOLD HIM I WAS DIVORCED. 1527 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:47,403 HONEY, HE ASKED. 1528 01:06:47,403 --> 01:06:51,040 OH, I'M SURE HE DID. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO IN THESE STORES. 1529 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,608 BEFORE THEY CAN SELL YOU A BIRD, 1530 01:06:52,608 --> 01:06:54,477 THEY NEED TO KNOW YOUR MARITAL STATUS. 1531 01:06:54,477 --> 01:06:55,745 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 1532 01:06:55,745 --> 01:06:58,280 WHAT IF WE WERE MAN AND WIFE? 1533 01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,348 SHH! HONEY, PLEASE! 1534 01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:02,284 OH, MOTHER, I GOT TO RUN IN HERE FOR ONE SECOND. 1535 01:07:02,284 --> 01:07:06,022 I GOT TO GET A WOMAN SOMETHING VERY QUICKLY. 1536 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:06,489 WHAT, WHAT? 1537 01:07:06,489 --> 01:07:10,026 YOU'RE GOING TO GET A WOMAN SOMETHING IN HERE? 1538 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,060 YEAH. 1539 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,461 WHO? 1540 01:07:23,572 --> 01:07:24,240 EXCUSE ME? 1541 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,142 WELCOME TO VICTORIA'S SECRET. MAY I HELP YOU? 1542 01:07:26,142 --> 01:07:29,245 YES, I'M BUYING MY MOTHER A PAIR OF CROTCHLESS PANTIES. 1543 01:07:29,245 --> 01:07:29,779 YOU'RE WHAT? 1544 01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:33,149 WONDERFUL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SIZE YOU ARE, MA'AM? 1545 01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:33,749 WHAT SIZE ARE YOU? 1546 01:07:33,749 --> 01:07:36,485 UH, N-N-N-I'M-- NO SIZE. NO-- 1547 01:07:36,485 --> 01:07:38,521 HE'S JUST JOKING. HE'S A WRITER. 1548 01:07:38,521 --> 01:07:40,489 IT'S ALL MADE UP. WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING. 1549 01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:43,159 WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. THANK YOU. 1550 01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:44,493 SHE'S SHY. SEXY, BUT SHY. 1551 01:07:44,493 --> 01:07:46,228 IT'S AN EXPERIMENT, YOU SEE? 1552 01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:48,731 I'M PART OF AN EXPERIMENT... 1553 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:52,601 WHERE WE'RE THINGS THAT WE'RE NOT. 1554 01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:01,844 REMIND ME TO CALL JEFF WHEN I GET HOME. 1555 01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:04,447 THAT'S NOW THE 30th TIME YOU TOLD ME THAT. 1556 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,414 I DON'T WANT TO FORGET. 1557 01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:08,417 WHAT ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT? WHAT IF YOU FORGOT? 1558 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:09,752 THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 1559 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:11,787 YOU KNOW THEY WANT ME TO COME DOWN THERE, 1560 01:08:11,787 --> 01:08:14,090 AND THEY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE ROOM. 1561 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,257 COME DOWN THERE? WHEN? 1562 01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:17,326 I WAS GOING TO GO THIS WEEKEND. 1563 01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:18,260 BUT I'M HERE. 1564 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,695 YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? 1565 01:08:19,695 --> 01:08:21,530 NO. I JUST CAME FROM THERE. 1566 01:08:21,530 --> 01:08:24,333 MOTHER, WE NEED TIME ALONE. 1567 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:24,767 WE DO? 1568 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,336 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO UPSET YOUR LIFE. 1569 01:08:27,336 --> 01:08:28,871 YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 1570 01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:30,573 YOU DON'T WANT TO UPSET MY LIFE? 1571 01:08:30,573 --> 01:08:32,441 I THOUGHT THAT WAS PART OF THE EXPERIMENT. 1572 01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:35,511 NO, IT'S NOT PART OF THE EXPERIMENT. 1573 01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:36,612 GO VISIT JEFF. 1574 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,347 NO. I'LL STAY WITH YOU. 1575 01:08:38,347 --> 01:08:41,383 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? 1576 01:08:41,383 --> 01:08:46,155 NO, DEAR, I'M NOT, BUT I'LL STAY. 1577 01:08:46,822 --> 01:08:50,259 WELL, CHRIST, MOM, WE'RE ALL EXPECTING YOU. 1578 01:08:50,259 --> 01:08:51,727 YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT. 1579 01:08:51,727 --> 01:08:53,863 WELL, IT'S JUST THAT JOHN IS HERE. 1580 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:55,631 AND LET ME GET THROUGH WITH HIM, 1581 01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,433 AND THEN I'LL COME DOWN THERE. 1582 01:08:57,433 --> 01:08:59,301 BUT HOW LONG WILL THAT BE? 1583 01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:00,803 I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 1584 01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:02,438 HE DOESN'T TELL ME. 1585 01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:04,306 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1586 01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:04,874 THAT'S GREAT. 1587 01:09:04,874 --> 01:09:08,310 YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY COULD HAVE TOLD US BEFORE, MOTHER. 1588 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:08,878 WE HAD PLANS. 1589 01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:11,247 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 1590 01:09:11,247 --> 01:09:12,848 I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT. 1591 01:09:12,848 --> 01:09:15,417 WE ARE PLANNED. NOW SHE'S NOT COMING. 1592 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:15,918 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1593 01:09:15,918 --> 01:09:18,220 YOU TALK TO HER EVERY GODDAMNED DAY OF YOUR LIFE. 1594 01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,355 CAN I HAVE THIS LITTLE BIT OF TIME? 1595 01:09:19,355 --> 01:09:22,858 I DON'T TALK TO HER EVERY GODDAMNED DAY OF ANYBODY'S LIFE, 1596 01:09:22,858 --> 01:09:25,394 AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1597 01:09:25,394 --> 01:09:28,330 GET SOME HELP, BUDDY! 1598 01:09:29,365 --> 01:09:31,200 HEY! 1599 01:09:45,748 --> 01:09:48,517 WATCH IT, WILL YOU? 1600 01:09:48,751 --> 01:09:50,419 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1601 01:09:50,419 --> 01:09:52,888 MY MOTHER'S NOT COMING HERE THIS WEEKEND. 1602 01:09:52,888 --> 01:09:53,789 WHERE'S SHE GOING? 1603 01:09:53,789 --> 01:09:55,758 SHE'S STAYING UP THERE WITH JOHN. 1604 01:09:55,758 --> 01:09:57,526 SO THAT'S OK, ISN'T IT? 1605 01:09:57,526 --> 01:09:59,395 WE HAD A PLAN, DIDN'T WE? 1606 01:09:59,395 --> 01:10:00,729 SHE WAS GOING TO COME DOWN HERE. 1607 01:10:00,729 --> 01:10:02,798 WE WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE KIDS. YES? 1608 01:10:02,798 --> 01:10:06,202 YES. WE CAN'T DO SOMETHING WITH THE KIDS? 1609 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,636 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 1610 01:10:07,636 --> 01:10:08,804 NO, THAT IS THE POINT. 1611 01:10:08,804 --> 01:10:11,407 IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIVE 1612 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:12,741 UNLESS YOUR MOTHER COMES HERE. 1613 01:10:12,741 --> 01:10:14,476 I LIKE TO BE WITH MY MOTHER. 1614 01:10:14,476 --> 01:10:15,945 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT? 1615 01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:18,347 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE I GET ALONG WITH MINE. 1616 01:10:18,347 --> 01:10:18,881 OH, GO TO HELL. 1617 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:21,250 I'M TIRED OF THIS, AND THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE 1618 01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:24,853 BETWEEN GETTING ALONG WITH AND NOT BEING ABLE TO LIVE WITHOUT. 1619 01:10:24,853 --> 01:10:25,788 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1620 01:10:25,788 --> 01:10:28,357 IT MEANS YOU'RE A MAMA'S BOY. 1621 01:10:28,357 --> 01:10:30,226 SCREW YOU! 1622 01:10:31,327 --> 01:10:33,329 I'M NOT A MAMA'S BOY. 1623 01:10:33,329 --> 01:10:34,730 I LOVE MY MOTHER. 1624 01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:36,532 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 1625 01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:38,701 HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? 1626 01:10:38,701 --> 01:10:41,704 YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR MOTHER'S NOT COMING HERE, 1627 01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:42,504 AND YOUR WORLD ENDS. 1628 01:10:42,504 --> 01:10:44,940 I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING, THE KIDS DON'T MEAN ANYTHING. 1629 01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:48,510 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE ODD AT YOUR AGE? 1630 01:10:48,510 --> 01:10:50,246 WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 1631 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:53,015 I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING. 1632 01:10:53,015 --> 01:10:55,618 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1633 01:10:55,618 --> 01:10:56,685 YOUR BROTHER WENT UP THERE 1634 01:10:56,685 --> 01:10:59,255 TO FIGURE OUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS MOTHER. 1635 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,756 I THINK YOU'D BETTER DO THE SAME THING. 1636 01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:04,693 MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOTHER IS PERFECT. I DON'T HAVE HIS PROBLEM. 1637 01:11:04,693 --> 01:11:05,527 DON'T BE TOO SURE. 1638 01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:09,465 I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER ANY BETTER THAN HE DOES. 1639 01:11:09,465 --> 01:11:11,367 YOU JUST CLING MORE. 1640 01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:15,971 [Door Slams] 1641 01:11:19,742 --> 01:11:24,280 THEY SAY THAT THESE ANIMALS HAVE BETTER MEMORY THAN EVEN US. 1642 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,015 WE DON'T HAVE THAT GOOD OF A MEMORY. 1643 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:29,385 I DON'T THINK ANIMALS GET ALZHEIMER'S. 1644 01:11:29,385 --> 01:11:29,985 HMM. 1645 01:11:29,985 --> 01:11:33,289 YOU KNOW, I ONCE READ ABOUT THAT. 1646 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,757 WHAT DID I READ? 1647 01:11:34,757 --> 01:11:36,325 IT WAS-- I'M THINKING. 1648 01:11:36,325 --> 01:11:38,927 I THINK YOU'VE JUST PROVED THE POINT. 1649 01:11:38,927 --> 01:11:41,530 NOW, LET'S SEE IF THIS ANIMAL REMEMBERS ME. 1650 01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:44,833 THAT'S THE SAME ELEPHANT AS WHEN I WAS A KID. 1651 01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,068 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1652 01:11:46,068 --> 01:11:47,469 LOOK AT HIS REAR. 1653 01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:48,804 THE WHITE DIAMOND. 1654 01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:49,505 REMEMBER? 1655 01:11:49,505 --> 01:11:50,673 THAT'S THE SAME ANIMAL. 1656 01:11:50,673 --> 01:11:52,341 NOW, WE CAME HERE A LOT, RIGHT? 1657 01:11:52,341 --> 01:11:55,511 WE CAME HERE DOZENS OF TIMES. CALL HIM. 1658 01:11:55,511 --> 01:11:57,479 HEY! 1659 01:11:57,479 --> 01:11:59,915 FATTY! 1660 01:12:00,349 --> 01:12:02,985 IT'S JOHN AND HIS MOTHER. 1661 01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:07,089 REMEMBER WE FED YOU A LOT? 1662 01:12:07,089 --> 01:12:08,657 REMEMBER? 1663 01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,392 [AROO] 1664 01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:11,527 NO, HE'S WALKING AWAY. 1665 01:12:11,527 --> 01:12:13,395 I GUESS HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME, HUH? 1666 01:12:13,395 --> 01:12:17,833 HE MIGHT REMEMBER YOU. HE MIGHT NOT LIKE YOU. 1667 01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:21,403 HONEY, I DON'T NEED THIS. 1668 01:12:21,403 --> 01:12:24,506 MOTHER, NOBODY NEEDS A T-SHIRT WITH THEIR NAME ON IT. 1669 01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:26,942 WE'RE GETTING IT JUST FOR FUN. 1670 01:12:26,942 --> 01:12:28,510 THESE PEOPLE-- 1671 01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:29,511 UH-UH-UH. 1672 01:12:29,511 --> 01:12:31,413 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1673 01:12:32,481 --> 01:12:35,918 THAT LOOKS PERFECT. THANKS. 1674 01:12:36,885 --> 01:12:38,554 LOOK AT THIS. 1675 01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:41,090 I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU. 1676 01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:41,657 WHY? 1677 01:12:41,657 --> 01:12:43,759 YOU KNOW WHY. THIS WAS A BIG STEP. 1678 01:12:43,759 --> 01:12:46,495 YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANY EXPLANATION, NO APOLOGIES. 1679 01:12:46,495 --> 01:12:47,930 NOW I THINK WE SHOULD GRADUATE 1680 01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:49,865 AND GO ON TO SOMETHING FAR MORE EMBARRASSING. 1681 01:12:49,865 --> 01:12:54,636 THERE'S A NUDE BEACH NEARBY, BUT IT'S NOT VERY NICE OUT. 1682 01:12:54,636 --> 01:12:55,971 THAT'S...A JOKE? 1683 01:12:55,971 --> 01:12:58,907 YOU THINK I'D GO TO A NUDE BEACH? 1684 01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:00,509 VERY GOOD, MOTHER. 1685 01:13:00,509 --> 01:13:03,645 John: MOTHER, STOP SIGN COMING UP RIGHT HERE. 1686 01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:04,513 STOP SIGN. 1687 01:13:04,513 --> 01:13:06,582 STOP SIGN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1688 01:13:06,582 --> 01:13:07,383 Mother: WHERE? 1689 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,884 WHERE?! ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 1690 01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:11,520 HOLD THE PENGUIN. I'M DRIVING. 1691 01:13:17,693 --> 01:13:19,828 WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1692 01:13:19,828 --> 01:13:21,563 JEFF, HONEY! 1693 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:22,431 WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 1694 01:13:22,431 --> 01:13:25,567 WELL, WE JUST CAME HOME FROM THE ZOO. ANYTHING WRONG? 1695 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:26,869 NO, NO. NOTHING AT ALL. 1696 01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:28,570 I WAS JUST UP HERE ON BUSINESS. 1697 01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:30,973 I THOUGHT I'D DROP BY AND SAY HELLO. 1698 01:13:30,973 --> 01:13:32,107 COME ON IN. 1699 01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:33,442 HEY. 1700 01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:35,611 HONEY, I LIKE YOUR SUIT. 1701 01:13:35,611 --> 01:13:38,647 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TOO LONG, DO YOU? 1702 01:13:38,647 --> 01:13:39,515 OH, NO. 1703 01:13:39,515 --> 01:13:40,616 NO, LOOK AT IT. 1704 01:13:40,616 --> 01:13:42,985 BUSINESS, HUH? CAME UP HERE ON BUSINESS? 1705 01:13:42,985 --> 01:13:43,886 WHO'S UP HERE? 1706 01:13:43,886 --> 01:13:44,686 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1707 01:13:44,686 --> 01:13:47,156 I MEAN, WHO DO YOU REPRESENT THAT LIVES IN THE BAY AREA? 1708 01:13:47,156 --> 01:13:50,025 IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT SPORTS, THERE'S ABOUT 6 TEAMS UP HERE, 1709 01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:52,528 SO I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OK? 1710 01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:53,962 WHAT SHOULD I MAKE TO EAT? 1711 01:13:53,962 --> 01:13:55,798 YOU STILL HAVE THAT SHERBET? 1712 01:13:55,798 --> 01:13:56,565 ABSOLUTELY. 1713 01:13:56,565 --> 01:14:00,702 OK. JUST A BOWL OF THAT AND SOME OF THAT CHEESE IF YOU HAVE THAT, TOO. 1714 01:14:00,702 --> 01:14:01,570 Mother: GOOD, GOOD. 1715 01:14:01,570 --> 01:14:03,806 [WHISPERING] You like her food? 1716 01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:05,507 HUH? 1717 01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:06,175 NOTHING. 1718 01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:09,144 SO, JEFF, EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH YOU? 1719 01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:10,479 YEAH, EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT. 1720 01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:12,981 LOOK, COULD I SPEAK TO JOHN ALONE FOR A SECOND? 1721 01:14:12,981 --> 01:14:16,985 OF COURSE, HONEY. JOHN, SHOW HIM YOUR ROOM. 1722 01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:17,953 HA HA! 1723 01:14:17,953 --> 01:14:20,055 YEAH, SHOW ME YOUR ROOM. 1724 01:14:20,055 --> 01:14:23,192 LET'S SEE THAT ROOM OF YOURS, JOHN. 1725 01:14:23,192 --> 01:14:25,494 NO CHEESE FOR ME. 1726 01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:31,667 OH! 1727 01:14:33,001 --> 01:14:34,970 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 1728 01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:37,539 OH, BOY! 1729 01:14:37,539 --> 01:14:39,475 LOOK... 1730 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,110 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, 1731 01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:44,813 BUT I THINK THIS IS TRAGIC. 1732 01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:46,048 OH, MAN, WHO ASKED YOU? 1733 01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:50,786 I--I--I DON'T THINK MOTHER HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM. 1734 01:14:50,786 --> 01:14:51,720 LOOK WHO'S TALKING. 1735 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,489 LOOK WHO IMMEDIATELY GOT ON AN AIRPLANE 1736 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:55,491 BECAUSE MOMMY COULDN'T LISTEN TO THE GOOD NEWS. 1737 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,592 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1738 01:14:56,592 --> 01:15:00,529 I'M HERE ON BUSINESS. I TOLD YOU I'M ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT. 1739 01:15:00,529 --> 01:15:01,530 STOP BULLSHITTING YOURSELF. 1740 01:15:01,530 --> 01:15:03,499 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BUSINESS HERE. YOU MISSED MOMMY. 1741 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:06,869 LISTEN, I DON'T MAKE A LIVING IN A ROOM ALL DAY LIKE YOU, OK? 1742 01:15:06,869 --> 01:15:07,769 I TRAVEL ALL THE TIME. 1743 01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:10,772 PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME WHAT MY BUSINESS CONSISTS OF. 1744 01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:11,907 I THINK YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF, 1745 01:15:11,907 --> 01:15:13,141 AND I THINK YOU OUGHT TO EXAMINE THIS. 1746 01:15:13,141 --> 01:15:15,911 DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO EXAMINE. I HAVE A VERY NICE FAMILY. 1747 01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:18,580 I THINK I'M PRETTY WELL ADJUSTED. 1748 01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:19,114 WHATEVER. 1749 01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:24,853 ANYWAY, I'D LIKE MOM TO COME DOWN THIS WEEKEND AND SEE THE KIDS. 1750 01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:26,922 SO IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY, IS IT? 1751 01:15:26,922 --> 01:15:27,923 YEAH, IT'S A BIG DEAL. 1752 01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:30,826 SHE ALREADY TOLD YOU SHE'S STAYING HERE WITH ME. 1753 01:15:30,826 --> 01:15:32,060 WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 1754 01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:33,962 AND WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT, YOURS OR HERS? 1755 01:15:33,962 --> 01:15:35,631 OH, I'M TELLING HER WHAT TO SAY NOW? 1756 01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:38,700 I HAVE CHILDREN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? THEY'LL BE DISAPPOINTED. 1757 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:39,801 THEY WANT TO SEE THEIR GRANDMOTHER. 1758 01:15:39,801 --> 01:15:43,171 WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU'RE DOING HERE, AND GOD ONLY KNOWS-- 1759 01:15:43,171 --> 01:15:47,776 I MEAN, CAN'T IT HOLD FOR 2 DAYS? SHE'LL BE BACK. 1760 01:15:47,776 --> 01:15:49,678 ROBOT TO EARTHLING. 1761 01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:51,747 MOMMY NOT COMING WITH YOU. 1762 01:15:51,747 --> 01:15:53,115 MOMMY STAYING HERE. 1763 01:15:53,115 --> 01:15:54,149 ROBOT TO EARTHLING. 1764 01:15:54,149 --> 01:15:54,683 OW! 1765 01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:58,921 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHOSE IDEA IT WAS. 1766 01:15:58,921 --> 01:16:00,122 OW! 1767 01:16:01,757 --> 01:16:03,859 MOM, IF YOU CAN GET AWAY FOR 3 DAYS-- 1768 01:16:03,859 --> 01:16:07,029 I MEAN, THE KIDS, YOU KNOW, THEY WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU. 1769 01:16:07,029 --> 01:16:08,931 MOTHER, YOU'VE ALREADY MADE THIS DECISION. 1770 01:16:08,931 --> 01:16:10,766 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE IT AGAIN. 1771 01:16:10,766 --> 01:16:12,301 NOW, DON'T LET HIM INTIMIDATE YOU. 1772 01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:13,335 HONEY, NOBODY INTIMIDATES ME. 1773 01:16:13,335 --> 01:16:15,837 DEAR, I'M GOING TO STAY UP HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 1774 01:16:15,837 --> 01:16:18,273 AND WHEN I'M THROUGH I'LL COME DOWN AND SEE EVERYBODY. 1775 01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:21,009 FINE. I'LL JUST TELL THE KIDS YOU'RE NOT COMING. 1776 01:16:21,009 --> 01:16:22,911 OH, I FORGOT ABOUT THE KIDS. 1777 01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:23,879 LOOK WHAT HE'S DOING. 1778 01:16:23,879 --> 01:16:25,914 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THE KIDS WANT TO SEE YOU, ANYWAY? 1779 01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:28,083 DON'T YOU THINK THEY'D RATHER BE OUTSIDE PLAYING? 1780 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:29,685 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT. 1781 01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:32,287 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY STAYED INDOORS FOR ME. 1782 01:16:32,287 --> 01:16:33,088 IS THAT RIGHT, JEFF? 1783 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:34,923 MOTHER, DON'T BE SILLY. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 1784 01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:37,759 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I LIKED TO DO WHEN I WAS A KID. 1785 01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:40,062 STAY INSIDE IN A DARKENED ROOM WITH MY GRANDMOTHER. 1786 01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:41,229 I DON'T NEED THIS SARCASTIC SHIT. 1787 01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:45,133 YOU DON'T WANT TO COME, DON'T COME. IT'S OK. FINE. 1788 01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:46,234 BYE-BYE. 1789 01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:46,969 BYE. 1790 01:16:46,969 --> 01:16:48,370 OH, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 1791 01:16:48,370 --> 01:16:49,237 HE SUCCEEDED NOW. 1792 01:16:49,237 --> 01:16:51,974 SEE WHAT HE'S DOING TO YOU? 1793 01:16:53,642 --> 01:16:55,277 HONEY, DON'T LEAVE LIKE THIS. 1794 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:57,145 REALLY. IT'S NOTHING. 1795 01:16:57,145 --> 01:16:57,913 THEN COME WITH ME. 1796 01:16:57,913 --> 01:17:01,350 "THEN COME WITH ME." MY GOD, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE LOVERS. 1797 01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:02,250 WE'RE LOVERS?! 1798 01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,119 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S LIVING WITH HER! 1799 01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:06,088 WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU. 1800 01:17:06,088 --> 01:17:08,223 WE ARE LOVERS. 1801 01:17:10,692 --> 01:17:11,293 THAT'S A JOKE? 1802 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:12,194 NO, IT ISN'T A JOKE. 1803 01:17:12,194 --> 01:17:15,631 I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU EARLIER. I THOUGHT IT WOULD UPSET YOU. 1804 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:16,131 NO. GOD! UM-- 1805 01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:17,165 WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THIS? 1806 01:17:17,165 --> 01:17:20,168 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? IT'S DISGUSTING. 1807 01:17:20,168 --> 01:17:22,638 WHY IS IT DISGUSTING? DON'T YOU READ HISTORY? 1808 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:23,372 IT DIDN'T START WITH ME. 1809 01:17:23,372 --> 01:17:26,375 I LOVE MY MOTHER, AND I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH HER. 1810 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:27,175 OH, MY GOD! 1811 01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:27,909 [MOUTHING WORDS] 1812 01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:29,745 YOU OUGHT TO EXAMINE YOURSELF THAT YOU COULD 1813 01:17:29,745 --> 01:17:30,746 EVEN MAKE A JOKE LIKE THAT. 1814 01:17:30,746 --> 01:17:34,716 WELL, YOU OUGHT TO EXAMINE YOURSELF THAT YOU TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY. 1815 01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:35,050 SHH! 1816 01:17:35,050 --> 01:17:37,719 BY THE WAY, YOU MAKE SO MUCH FUN OF THE PICTURE PHONES, 1817 01:17:37,719 --> 01:17:39,388 WHY DON'T YOU SEND THE ONE I GAVE YOU BACK, OK? 1818 01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:42,791 IT'S STILL IN THE BOX. TAKE IT. I DON'T GIVE A CRAP. 1819 01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:46,128 KEEP IT. I GET THEM FOR FREE, ANYWAY. 1820 01:17:47,195 --> 01:17:49,264 [WHISPERING] Free? 1821 01:17:49,264 --> 01:17:52,934 I TOLD YOU. SOME GIFT, HUH? 1822 01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:08,950 BUT NOTHING HAPPENED OUT OF THE ORDINARY? 1823 01:18:09,818 --> 01:18:10,218 UH-HUH. 1824 01:18:10,218 --> 01:18:12,154 NO, NO. HE JUST SEEMED SO UPSET. 1825 01:18:12,154 --> 01:18:14,122 THEY WERE HAVING THIS ARGUMENT, 1826 01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:16,725 AND HE STORMED OUT OF THE HOUSE. 1827 01:18:16,725 --> 01:18:18,694 I MEAN, REALLY, IT WAS-- 1828 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,095 HMM? 1829 01:18:20,095 --> 01:18:21,029 OH, NOW, DEAR. 1830 01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:23,799 DON'T BE UPSET ABOUT IT, DEAR. 1831 01:18:23,799 --> 01:18:25,434 NO. IT HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. 1832 01:18:25,434 --> 01:18:28,103 IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN CALL ME LATER. 1833 01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:29,037 YEAH. 1834 01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:30,472 ALL RIGHT, HONEY. 1835 01:18:30,472 --> 01:18:32,240 GOOD-BYE, HONEY. 1836 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,875 WHO WAS THAT? 1837 01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:34,276 CHERYL. 1838 01:18:34,276 --> 01:18:36,278 I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. 1839 01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:38,046 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? 1840 01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:38,714 WHAT IS IT? 1841 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:42,284 WELL, THE SO-CALLED ADJUSTED ONE IS ACTUALLY THE SICKIE, 1842 01:18:42,284 --> 01:18:45,487 AND THE ONE WHO EVERYONE THINKS IS SICK 1843 01:18:45,487 --> 01:18:49,391 IS PRETTY DARN HEALTHY TO BEGIN WITH. 1844 01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:51,359 WHICH ONE ARE YOU? 1845 01:18:51,359 --> 01:18:53,195 HEY, TOMORROW AT 11:00-- 1846 01:18:53,195 --> 01:18:56,932 OH, HONEY, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH YOU TOMORROW. 1847 01:18:56,932 --> 01:18:57,466 WHY? 1848 01:18:57,466 --> 01:18:59,334 DON'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS. 1849 01:18:59,334 --> 01:19:01,002 I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO. 1850 01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:03,071 DO YOU WORK FOR THE C.I.A.? 1851 01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:03,939 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1852 01:19:03,939 --> 01:19:06,041 I HATE TO TALK ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING. 1853 01:19:06,041 --> 01:19:09,377 YOU'RE SECRETLY GOING DOWN TO JEFF'S, AREN'T YOU? 1854 01:19:09,377 --> 01:19:13,115 I HAVE A FRIEND WHO I SEE EVERY 3 OR 4 WEEKS 1855 01:19:13,115 --> 01:19:15,283 WHEN HE COMES THROUGH SAN FRANCISCO, 1856 01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:16,118 AND HE'S COMING. 1857 01:19:16,118 --> 01:19:18,453 NORMALLY, WE SPEND A COUPLE OF DAYS TOGETHER, 1858 01:19:18,453 --> 01:19:21,389 BUT I TOLD HIM, BECAUSE YOU WERE HERE, JUST ONE DAY. 1859 01:19:21,389 --> 01:19:25,527 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I'M REALLY UPSET BECAUSE I TOLD YOU 1860 01:19:25,527 --> 01:19:27,796 NOT TO ALTER YOUR LIFE BECAUSE OF ME. 1861 01:19:27,796 --> 01:19:31,833 I'M NOT HAVING SOMEBODY STAY IN THE HOUSE WHEN YOU'RE HERE. 1862 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:34,336 HE STAYS OVER? 1863 01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:38,540 WELL, NOT REALLY. 1864 01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:40,308 NOT REALLY? 1865 01:19:41,977 --> 01:19:44,379 WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TO A HOTEL? 1866 01:19:44,379 --> 01:19:46,481 THAT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. 1867 01:19:46,481 --> 01:19:47,449 WHICH HOTEL? 1868 01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:49,451 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A HOTEL. 1869 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,419 I WANT TO STAY IN MY ROOM. 1870 01:19:51,419 --> 01:19:52,120 I KNOW, HONEY. 1871 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,790 THAT'S WHY HE'S NOT STAYING OVER THIS TIME. 1872 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,324 BUT I DO HAVE TO SEE HIM. 1873 01:19:56,324 --> 01:19:57,959 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 1874 01:19:57,959 --> 01:19:58,794 CHARLES. 1875 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:03,131 I'M CURIOUS-- WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS MAN BEFORE? 1876 01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:04,933 I DON'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 1877 01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,368 IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT. 1878 01:20:06,368 --> 01:20:07,169 NOT THAT IMPORTANT? 1879 01:20:07,169 --> 01:20:08,136 GEE, MOTHER, I WOULD THINK 1880 01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:11,907 A MAN THAT YOU'RE INTIMATE WITH IS PRETTY IMPORTANT. 1881 01:20:11,907 --> 01:20:14,476 DEAR, WE'RE NOT INTIMATE. 1882 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:17,979 WE JUST HAVE SEX OCCASIONALLY. 1883 01:20:17,979 --> 01:20:19,314 OH... 1884 01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:21,349 I MEAN, OH. 1885 01:20:22,350 --> 01:20:24,085 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1886 01:20:26,054 --> 01:20:27,522 OH, HELLO. 1887 01:20:27,522 --> 01:20:29,124 YOU MUST BE CHARLES. 1888 01:20:29,124 --> 01:20:31,259 YOU MUST BE THE OTHER SON. 1889 01:20:31,259 --> 01:20:33,128 ARE YOU STILL BLOCKED? 1890 01:20:33,128 --> 01:20:33,829 STILL BLOCKED? 1891 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,297 YEAH. WORD TRAVELS, DOESN'T IT? 1892 01:20:35,297 --> 01:20:37,098 I'VE HEARD AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT YOU. 1893 01:20:37,098 --> 01:20:38,967 YOUR MOTHER'S VERY PROUD OF YOU. 1894 01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:41,269 I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE WRONG ADDRESS. 1895 01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:42,237 NOW I'M POSITIVE. 1896 01:20:42,237 --> 01:20:44,072 YOU SHOULD HEAR HER TALK ABOUT YOU. 1897 01:20:44,072 --> 01:20:45,273 I HAVE. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 1898 01:20:45,273 --> 01:20:47,843 WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE, SHE BRAGS HER HEAD OFF. 1899 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:48,410 WHAT DOES SHE DO? 1900 01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:51,613 MARVEL THAT I CAN GET ALL OF MY FAT UNDER MY CLOTHES? 1901 01:20:51,613 --> 01:20:54,516 NO, I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 1902 01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:56,017 OH, THERE SHE IS. 1903 01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:57,085 I SEE YOU'VE MET. 1904 01:20:57,085 --> 01:20:58,887 WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT? 1905 01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:00,622 JUST THE WHOLE DAMN THING, THAT'S ALL. 1906 01:21:00,622 --> 01:21:03,959 [WHISPERING] Honey, don't bother him with the experiment. 1907 01:21:03,959 --> 01:21:04,960 He'll never understand. 1908 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,528 I didn't say anything. 1909 01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:08,063 He's not like us. 1910 01:21:08,063 --> 01:21:09,397 I didn't tell anything. 1911 01:21:09,397 --> 01:21:11,900 ALL RIGHT, I'M READY TO GO. 1912 01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:14,269 HONEY, THERE'S SOME FOOD IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 1913 01:21:14,269 --> 01:21:17,005 MOTHER, YOU PROMISED. NO MORE FOOD TALK. 1914 01:21:17,005 --> 01:21:19,474 ALL RIGHT, DEAR. 1915 01:21:20,275 --> 01:21:24,346 BE ASLEEP WHEN WE GET HOME. 1916 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:28,483 YOU HAVE THAT FOOD PROBLEM, TOO? 1917 01:21:39,461 --> 01:21:42,497 SO HE DIDN'T WANT TO STAY IN A HOTEL. 1918 01:21:42,497 --> 01:21:45,033 LET'S NOT LET THAT RUIN OUR EVENING. 1919 01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:46,534 OH, IT'S NOT RUINING ANYTHING. 1920 01:21:46,534 --> 01:21:50,505 BY THE WAY, FOR LATER ON, I, UH... 1921 01:21:50,505 --> 01:21:51,673 I RENTED THAT MOVIE. 1922 01:21:51,673 --> 01:21:54,910 OH, WE'RE NOT WATCHING ANY MOVIES. NO, NO, NO. 1923 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:57,078 YOU'LL JUST DROP ME OFF. 1924 01:21:57,078 --> 01:21:57,679 WHAT? 1925 01:21:57,679 --> 01:21:59,247 THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT. 1926 01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:02,250 WHEN HE GOES BACK TO LOS ANGELES, YOU'LL SHOW ME. 1927 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:04,486 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT THAT LONG. 1928 01:22:04,486 --> 01:22:05,387 WHEN IS HE GOING BACK? 1929 01:22:05,387 --> 01:22:07,656 I DON'T KNOW, BUT NO MOVIES-- NOT TONIGHT. 1930 01:22:07,656 --> 01:22:08,323 NOW, PLEASE. 1931 01:22:08,323 --> 01:22:11,092 BEATRICE, I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1932 01:22:11,092 --> 01:22:12,027 WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. 1933 01:22:12,027 --> 01:22:15,230 I HAVE A 40-YEAR-OLD MAN 20 FEET AWAY, 1934 01:22:15,230 --> 01:22:17,699 AND I DON'T FEEL VERY PRIVATE. 1935 01:22:17,699 --> 01:22:20,602 WASN'T THAT ONE OF YOUR FANTASIES? 1936 01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:25,140 A 40-YEAR-OLD MAN... 20 FEET AWAY... 1937 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:28,510 NO. THAT WAS A 60-YEAR-OLD MAN 6 FEET UNDER. 1938 01:22:28,510 --> 01:22:30,712 NOW I'M WARNING YOU, HE'S MY SON, 1939 01:22:30,712 --> 01:22:34,049 AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1940 01:22:34,049 --> 01:22:34,516 ALL RIGHT. 1941 01:22:34,516 --> 01:22:36,284 LET'S JUST HAVE A NICE DINNER, 1942 01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:38,353 AND THEN MAYBE LATER YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND. 1943 01:22:38,353 --> 01:22:39,654 I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND. 1944 01:22:39,654 --> 01:22:42,023 NO MOVIES, NO NOTHING, UNTIL HE GOES HOME. 1945 01:22:42,023 --> 01:22:45,093 WELL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT IN THE CAR, CAN'T WE? 1946 01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:47,162 THAT'S A SILLY PLACE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1947 01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:50,298 GOD FORBID, WHAT IF WE GOT PULLED OVER? 1948 01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:53,635 I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF DIRTY UNDERWEAR. 1949 01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:56,604 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1950 01:22:56,604 --> 01:22:58,640 OH, DON'T BE TOO SURE. 1951 01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:01,142 WHEN THEY POINT THOSE THINGS AT YOU, 1952 01:23:01,142 --> 01:23:04,512 I JUST WONDER WHAT THEY REALLY KNOW. 1953 01:23:14,723 --> 01:23:15,657 Man on TV: ...BEEF JERKY, 1954 01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:19,160 JUST MARINATE IN A COMBINATION OF SOY SAUCE AND BROWN SUGAR. 1955 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,730 PLACE THE MEAT ON THE TRAYS, YOU PLUG IT IN, 1956 01:23:21,730 --> 01:23:26,101 AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO MAKING BEEF JERKY. 1957 01:23:26,101 --> 01:23:27,669 Second man on TV: I LEARNED TECHNIQUE. 1958 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:30,638 THAT'S WHY I WROTE THE WARNER BOOK, TECHNIQUE. 1959 01:23:30,638 --> 01:23:32,574 TAKE A LOOK AT PAUL AVALONI. 1960 01:23:32,574 --> 01:23:34,109 LOOK AT HIM-- 60-INCH WAIST. 1961 01:23:34,109 --> 01:23:38,079 LOOK AT THIS. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1962 01:23:38,079 --> 01:23:38,713 RIGHT? 1963 01:23:38,713 --> 01:23:41,750 Third man on TV: LOOK AT THIS. REALLY FINE. 1964 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:43,651 Fourth man on TV: THIS IS PERFECT. 1965 01:23:43,651 --> 01:23:45,320 SO MANY RECIPES CALL FOR CHOPPED ONION. 1966 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:47,122 THAT'S RIGHT, AND MEXICAN FOOD-- 1967 01:23:47,122 --> 01:23:48,089 OH, I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD. 1968 01:23:48,089 --> 01:23:50,792 Fifth man on TV: BUT WATCH HOW IT WORKS, LADIES. 1969 01:23:50,792 --> 01:23:52,560 Woman on TV: WE'RE READY. THIS IS GREAT. 1970 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,396 Second woman on TV: WE'VE SEEN THIS ONCE. 1971 01:23:54,396 --> 01:23:56,464 First woman: LOOK AT THE SMILE ON ARI'S FACE. 1972 01:23:56,464 --> 01:23:59,134 NOW, RON, YOU'RE ABOUT 3 INCHES FROM HIS SCALP-- 1973 01:23:59,134 --> 01:24:00,468 Ron: THAT'S ALL YOU DO. 1974 01:24:00,468 --> 01:24:01,669 AND YOU'RE JUST SPRAYING IT, 1975 01:24:01,669 --> 01:24:03,805 LIKE YOU WOULD A BOTTLE OF HAIRSPRAY. 1976 01:24:03,805 --> 01:24:06,107 IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. 1977 01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:28,156 [WHISPERING] Jeanette's Secret Locket. 1978 01:25:37,565 --> 01:25:39,801 [Indistinct whispering] 1979 01:25:43,771 --> 01:25:46,407 "As I turned the corner on Main Street, 1980 01:25:46,407 --> 01:25:50,578 the sun was shining right behind me." 1981 01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:56,718 Princess Anna. 1982 01:26:04,659 --> 01:26:08,296 IRENE TAKES A LOVER. 1983 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:16,371 "THE ROOM WAS DARK EXCEPT FOR THE SLASH OF LIGHT 1984 01:26:16,371 --> 01:26:18,239 "THAT PEEKED THROUGH THE CURTAINS. 1985 01:26:18,239 --> 01:26:21,709 "IRENE DREADED GOING HOME. 1986 01:26:21,709 --> 01:26:23,178 "THE DARKNESS OF THE HOUSE 1987 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:25,680 EQUALED THE DARKNESS OF HER MARRIAGE." 1988 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,916 THIS LOOKS GOOD. 1989 01:26:27,916 --> 01:26:30,852 UNBELIEVABLE. 1990 01:26:38,593 --> 01:26:41,729 HA HA HA! 1991 01:27:08,256 --> 01:27:09,457 PLEASE? 1992 01:27:09,457 --> 01:27:09,891 SHH. 1993 01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:11,693 NO, I'M JUST SAYING PLEASE. 1994 01:27:11,693 --> 01:27:12,794 DON'T BEG-- NOT HERE. 1995 01:27:12,794 --> 01:27:13,861 WHAT IF HE'S ASLEEP ALREADY? 1996 01:27:13,861 --> 01:27:15,230 YOU SAID HE'S A VERY SOUND SLEEPER. 1997 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:17,799 THAT'S JEFF. I DON'T THINK THIS ONE EVER SLEEPS. 1998 01:27:17,799 --> 01:27:19,567 WHY DON'T WE JUST GO IN AND SEE, 1999 01:27:19,567 --> 01:27:21,936 AND THEN IF HE'S UP, I'LL LEAVE. 2000 01:27:21,936 --> 01:27:24,239 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 2001 01:27:36,684 --> 01:27:37,685 JOHN? 2002 01:27:37,685 --> 01:27:38,886 OH, HI. 2003 01:27:38,886 --> 01:27:40,521 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2004 01:27:40,521 --> 01:27:41,556 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 2005 01:27:41,556 --> 01:27:43,625 WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THIS STUFF OUT? 2006 01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:45,860 WELL, I'M JUST LOOKING AT IT. 2007 01:27:45,860 --> 01:27:48,529 WELL, WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO THAT? 2008 01:27:48,529 --> 01:27:49,631 THAT'S MINE. 2009 01:27:49,631 --> 01:27:50,865 WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT? 2010 01:27:50,865 --> 01:27:53,801 WHAT RIGHT HAVE YOU GOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF? 2011 01:27:53,801 --> 01:27:54,869 MOTHER, TAKE IT EASY. 2012 01:27:54,869 --> 01:27:57,705 I JUST SAW THE BOXES IN THE CLOSET. 2013 01:27:57,705 --> 01:28:00,275 MOTHER? 2014 01:28:00,842 --> 01:28:04,312 I'LL CALL YOU LATER. I NEED TO TALK TO JOHN. 2015 01:28:04,312 --> 01:28:06,648 ARE YOU SURE? I THOUGHT MAYBE-- 2016 01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:08,283 THAT'S IT. 2017 01:28:09,651 --> 01:28:11,286 GOOD NIGHT. 2018 01:28:12,654 --> 01:28:15,423 GOOD NIGHT. 2019 01:28:20,628 --> 01:28:22,530 I AM VERY UPSET WITH YOU, REALLY. 2020 01:28:22,530 --> 01:28:24,332 I DON'T RUMMAGE THROUGH YOUR STUFF. 2021 01:28:24,332 --> 01:28:26,901 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 2022 01:28:26,901 --> 01:28:28,870 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO HIDE? 2023 01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:29,971 I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE. 2024 01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:32,674 THESE BOXES ARE PUT AWAY FOR A REASON. 2025 01:28:32,674 --> 01:28:33,708 WHAT REASON? 2026 01:28:33,708 --> 01:28:34,509 MY REASON. 2027 01:28:34,509 --> 01:28:37,979 ALL RIGHT, I'M PUTTING IT ALL AWAY. 2028 01:28:39,847 --> 01:28:41,549 MOTHER... 2029 01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:44,319 MOTHER? 2030 01:28:51,726 --> 01:28:53,661 DID YOU WRITE ALL THAT STUFF? 2031 01:28:53,661 --> 01:28:55,663 NO. A LITTLE ELF WROTE IT. 2032 01:28:55,663 --> 01:28:56,597 OF COURSE I WROTE IT. 2033 01:28:56,597 --> 01:28:58,700 YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN'S STORY WAS BEAUTIFUL. 2034 01:28:58,700 --> 01:29:01,069 I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 2035 01:29:01,069 --> 01:29:02,837 I'VE WRITTEN MANY OF THOSE, 2036 01:29:02,837 --> 01:29:04,405 AND THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 2037 01:29:04,405 --> 01:29:05,506 AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING-- 2038 01:29:05,506 --> 01:29:08,076 IF I THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD BE RUMMAGING THROUGH THIS, 2039 01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:09,711 I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE SAVED ANYTHING. 2040 01:29:09,711 --> 01:29:13,681 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, PEOPLE? I'M YOUR GODDAMN SON. 2041 01:29:13,681 --> 01:29:14,082 PLEASE. 2042 01:29:14,082 --> 01:29:18,619 OH, MOTHER, WE'RE 7 WALLS AWAY FROM ANOTHER EAR. 2043 01:29:19,687 --> 01:29:21,522 WHAT ELSE DID YOU LOOK AT? 2044 01:29:21,522 --> 01:29:23,491 I WAS JUST LOOKING THROUGH THE BOXES 2045 01:29:23,491 --> 01:29:25,660 AND JUST SEEING WHAT WAS IN THEM, THAT'S ALL. 2046 01:29:25,660 --> 01:29:28,596 THAT WAS ANOTHER PART OF ME. THAT'S THE PAST. 2047 01:29:28,596 --> 01:29:30,398 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TO LOOK BACK. 2048 01:29:30,398 --> 01:29:31,065 YOUR FATHER ALWAYS SAID, 2049 01:29:31,065 --> 01:29:33,401 "NEVER LOOK BACK. THEY MIGHT BE GAINING ON YOU." 2050 01:29:33,401 --> 01:29:36,637 I THINK IT WAS SATCHEL PAIGE WHO SAID THAT. 2051 01:29:37,438 --> 01:29:40,808 SO WHEN DID YOU DO ALL THIS STUFF? 2052 01:29:40,808 --> 01:29:42,610 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 2053 01:29:42,610 --> 01:29:44,379 YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN THEN. 2054 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:47,648 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU SMOKE? 2055 01:29:47,648 --> 01:29:49,751 I'LL HAVE ONE ONCE A YEAR 2056 01:29:49,751 --> 01:29:51,786 WHEN I'M FEELING THIS WAY. 2057 01:29:51,786 --> 01:29:54,155 BOY, YOU REALLY MUST BE UPSET. 2058 01:29:54,155 --> 01:29:58,025 LOOK, WE'RE ACTUALLY USING THE LIVING ROOM. 2059 01:29:58,159 --> 01:30:00,795 I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL THOSE BOXES OUT OF THERE. 2060 01:30:00,795 --> 01:30:02,630 YOU CAN HAVE THE ENTIRE CLOSET. 2061 01:30:02,630 --> 01:30:03,998 WE'LL DO IT IN THE MORNING. 2062 01:30:03,998 --> 01:30:05,700 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THE BOXES OUT. 2063 01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:08,536 IF YOU ASK ME NOT TO LOOK AT IT, I WON'T LOOK AT IT. 2064 01:30:08,536 --> 01:30:09,537 I THINK IT'LL BE SAFER. 2065 01:30:09,537 --> 01:30:13,408 OH, SAFER, WHATEVER. TAKE THEM ALL OUT. I DON'T CARE. 2066 01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:14,709 HONEY, DO YOU REMEMBER ONCE 2067 01:30:14,709 --> 01:30:16,010 WHEN I LOOKED AT YOUR HIGH-SCHOOL YEARBOOK 2068 01:30:16,010 --> 01:30:19,080 AND HOW UPSET YOU WERE BECAUSE OF THE PICTURES YOU DIDN'T LIKE? 2069 01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:21,883 YOU WEREN'T LOOKING AT MY HIGH-SCHOOL YEARBOOK. 2070 01:30:21,883 --> 01:30:23,885 YOU WERE SHOWING IT TO EVERYONE. 2071 01:30:23,885 --> 01:30:25,052 THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER. 2072 01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:28,656 "LOOK, EVERYBODY. DOESN'T HIS HEAD LOOK A LITTLE BIG?" 2073 01:30:28,656 --> 01:30:29,757 REMEMBER? 2074 01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,092 WAIT A SECOND. 2075 01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:35,563 IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME. THIS IS WHY I WRITE ABOUT BIG HEADS. 2076 01:30:35,563 --> 01:30:38,766 OH, BLAME SOMETHING ELSE ON ME. 2077 01:30:38,766 --> 01:30:40,601 I'M NOT BLAMING ANYTHING ON YOU. 2078 01:30:40,601 --> 01:30:42,637 I THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD CHARACTER. 2079 01:30:42,637 --> 01:30:44,439 HE'S NOT A GOOD CHARACTER. 2080 01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:46,474 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 2081 01:30:46,474 --> 01:30:46,808 YES. 2082 01:30:46,808 --> 01:30:48,876 YOU MAKE SOMEONE WITH A HEAD THAT BIG, 2083 01:30:48,876 --> 01:30:51,012 BUT HE'S STUPIDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. 2084 01:30:51,012 --> 01:30:52,113 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT. 2085 01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:55,116 WHY CAN'T A GUY HAVE A BIG HEAD AND STILL BE STUPID? 2086 01:30:55,116 --> 01:30:57,151 WHY IS HIS HEAD THAT BIG, THEN? 2087 01:30:57,151 --> 01:30:59,587 WELL, PART OF IT'S EMPTY. 2088 01:30:59,587 --> 01:31:01,622 HONEY, NO GOD'S GOING TO CREATE 2089 01:31:01,622 --> 01:31:04,559 A HEAD THAT BIG WITH NOTHING IN IT. 2090 01:31:04,559 --> 01:31:06,093 WHAT ABOUT THE DINOSAURS? 2091 01:31:06,093 --> 01:31:07,094 THEIR HEADS WERE FULL. 2092 01:31:07,094 --> 01:31:08,062 THEY JUST HAD SMALL HEADS. 2093 01:31:08,062 --> 01:31:12,233 YOU NEVER SAW A DINOSAUR WITH A HUGE HEAD AND A LITTLE BRAIN. 2094 01:31:12,233 --> 01:31:13,968 THEIR BRAIN WAS THE SIZE OF THEIR HEAD. 2095 01:31:13,968 --> 01:31:16,237 I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL WE GOT ON THIS SUBJECT, 2096 01:31:16,237 --> 01:31:20,107 BUT YOU SHOULD SEE YOURSELF WHEN YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS. 2097 01:31:20,107 --> 01:31:21,509 YOU JUST LIGHT UP. 2098 01:31:21,509 --> 01:31:22,977 BOY, MOTHER, YOU MUST HAVE STUFFED 2099 01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:26,214 THE CREATIVE PART OF YOU WAY DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE. 2100 01:31:26,214 --> 01:31:31,085 OH, NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANALYZE ME AT MIDNIGHT. 2101 01:31:56,544 --> 01:31:59,680 WHICH CHILDREN'S STORY DID YOU READ? 2102 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:03,251 THE ONE ABOUT THE FLIGHT AROUND THE WORLD. 2103 01:32:03,251 --> 01:32:06,287 THAT WAS ABOUT AMELIA EARHART. 2104 01:32:06,287 --> 01:32:08,556 DO YOU REMEMBER HER? 2105 01:32:08,556 --> 01:32:09,790 YES, OF COURSE I DO. 2106 01:32:09,790 --> 01:32:11,025 THAT WAS VERY CLEVER, WHAT YOU DID. 2107 01:32:11,025 --> 01:32:14,095 YOU TOOK A REAL CHARACTER, BUT YOU TURNED IT INTO FICTION. 2108 01:32:14,095 --> 01:32:16,264 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS WAY AHEAD OF YOUR TIME. 2109 01:32:16,264 --> 01:32:17,832 WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN DID THAT. 2110 01:32:17,832 --> 01:32:20,167 I'M TRYING TO THINK OF WHO THAT IS. 2111 01:32:20,167 --> 01:32:21,769 IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S A COMPLIMENT. 2112 01:32:21,769 --> 01:32:26,073 SO TELL ME SOMETHING-- WHERE DID YOU LEARN ALL ABOUT THIS STUFF? 2113 01:32:26,073 --> 01:32:28,242 DID YOU THINK I WAS BORN YESTERDAY? 2114 01:32:28,242 --> 01:32:30,778 YOU KNOW, EVERY CHILD THINKS THEIR MOTHER 2115 01:32:30,778 --> 01:32:33,681 JUST CAME TO LIFE WHEN THEY WERE BORN. 2116 01:32:33,681 --> 01:32:35,917 I WAS AROUND A LONG TIME BEFORE YOU. 2117 01:32:35,917 --> 01:32:37,552 WELL, THAT'S THE PART I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT. 2118 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:40,888 EVERY TIME I ASK A QUESTION, YOU DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 2119 01:32:40,888 --> 01:32:41,822 WELL, IT'S IN THE PAST. 2120 01:32:41,822 --> 01:32:45,293 STOP SAYING THAT, MOTHER. IT'S NOT IN THE PAST. 2121 01:32:45,293 --> 01:32:48,863 THAT PAST IS PLOPPED ALL OVER OUR LIVES. 2122 01:32:48,863 --> 01:32:50,231 HOW MUCH HAVE YOU WRITTEN? 2123 01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:52,733 DID YOU EVER GET ANYTHING PUBLISHED? 2124 01:32:52,733 --> 01:32:53,901 NO, I NEVER PUBLISHED. 2125 01:32:53,901 --> 01:32:56,103 YOUR FATHER TALKED ME OUT OF IT. 2126 01:32:56,103 --> 01:32:56,938 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 2127 01:32:56,938 --> 01:33:02,109 WELL, YOU KNOW, DEAR, IN THOSE DAYS A WOMAN DIDN'T HAVE A CAREER. 2128 01:33:02,109 --> 01:33:03,578 YOU KNOW, SHE JUST... 2129 01:33:03,578 --> 01:33:06,881 RAISED CHILDREN WHO SHE HATED FOR RUINING HER LIFE 2130 01:33:06,881 --> 01:33:12,587 AND KILLING HER CHANCES AT DOING THE ONE THING SHE LOVED. 2131 01:33:14,989 --> 01:33:15,990 WELL, MY GOODNESS. 2132 01:33:15,990 --> 01:33:20,361 I NEVER HEARD IT PUT EXACTLY LIKE THAT, 2133 01:33:20,361 --> 01:33:22,029 BUT...YES... 2134 01:33:22,029 --> 01:33:25,199 I'M AFRAID THAT'S TRUE. 2135 01:33:25,199 --> 01:33:27,201 [SOFTLY] WE DID IT. 2136 01:33:27,201 --> 01:33:29,870 WE FIGURED IT OUT, MOTHER. 2137 01:33:29,870 --> 01:33:32,039 LOOK WHAT JUST HAPPENED. 2138 01:33:32,039 --> 01:33:34,308 WE KNOW WHY YOU HATE ME. 2139 01:33:34,308 --> 01:33:36,777 WE KNOW WHY SHE HATES ME! 2140 01:33:36,777 --> 01:33:41,949 ♪ WE KNOW WHY SHE HATES ME ♪ 2141 01:33:41,949 --> 01:33:44,619 I DON'T HATE YOU. STOP IT! 2142 01:33:44,619 --> 01:33:45,753 SIT DOWN! 2143 01:33:45,753 --> 01:33:48,022 MOTHER, THIS IS SO EXCITING! 2144 01:33:48,022 --> 01:33:48,956 I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING. 2145 01:33:48,956 --> 01:33:51,692 TELL ME EXACTLY, WHEN DID YOU START TO WRITE? 2146 01:33:51,692 --> 01:33:52,927 I STARTED IN HIGH SCHOOL, 2147 01:33:52,927 --> 01:33:55,196 AND THEN I GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO COLLEGE. 2148 01:33:55,196 --> 01:33:56,130 BECAUSE OF THE WRITING? 2149 01:33:56,130 --> 01:33:58,799 YES. THAT'S WHERE I MET YOUR FATHER, IN COLLEGE. 2150 01:33:58,799 --> 01:33:59,300 YOU KNOW THAT. 2151 01:33:59,300 --> 01:34:01,302 YEAH, BUT I NEVER KNEW HOW YOU GOT THERE. 2152 01:34:01,302 --> 01:34:03,871 NO KID KNOWS WHAT HIS PARENTS MAJORED IN. 2153 01:34:03,871 --> 01:34:05,072 I NEVER TOLD YOU, HUH? 2154 01:34:05,072 --> 01:34:07,742 SO NO WONDER YOU LIKE JEFF BETTER. 2155 01:34:07,742 --> 01:34:08,743 THERE'S NO THREAT THERE. 2156 01:34:08,743 --> 01:34:11,112 I JUST HAVE TO BE A HUGE THREAT TO YOU. 2157 01:34:11,112 --> 01:34:12,747 I DON'T LIKE JEFF BETTER. 2158 01:34:12,747 --> 01:34:15,249 BUT STILL, HE DOESN'T REPRESENT THE WRITER. 2159 01:34:15,249 --> 01:34:19,186 I REPRESENT WHAT YOU HAD TO STOP. 2160 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,822 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 2161 01:34:21,822 --> 01:34:23,958 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 2162 01:34:23,958 --> 01:34:25,693 LISTEN TO ME. 2163 01:34:25,693 --> 01:34:26,427 I'M SORRY, MOTHER. 2164 01:34:26,427 --> 01:34:30,798 I WISH I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO CHANGE ALL OF THIS-- 2165 01:34:30,798 --> 01:34:31,399 YOU KNOW THAT-- 2166 01:34:31,399 --> 01:34:33,134 BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 2167 01:34:33,134 --> 01:34:37,104 BUT FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, FOR THE FIRST TIME, 2168 01:34:37,104 --> 01:34:40,908 I DON'T SEE YOU AS MY MOTHER. 2169 01:34:40,908 --> 01:34:44,345 I SEE YOU AS A FAILURE... 2170 01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:46,213 AND IT'S WONDERFUL. 2171 01:34:46,213 --> 01:34:50,751 I'M A FAILURE, AND THAT'S WONDERFUL? 2172 01:34:52,153 --> 01:34:53,888 ALL RIGHT, HONEY... 2173 01:34:53,888 --> 01:34:57,158 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED. 2174 01:35:12,006 --> 01:35:15,409 MOTHER, I'M GOING INTO TOWN FOR A LITTLE BIT. 2175 01:35:15,409 --> 01:35:16,277 I'LL BE BACK LATER. 2176 01:35:16,277 --> 01:35:18,979 OH, HONEY, LISTEN. I WAS THINKING THIS MORNING. 2177 01:35:18,979 --> 01:35:21,348 AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOUR COMPUTER IN THERE, 2178 01:35:21,348 --> 01:35:24,051 I DON'T THINK ONE PHONE LINE IS ENOUGH. 2179 01:35:24,051 --> 01:35:26,487 SO GO AHEAD AND GET THE OTHER PHONE LINE 2180 01:35:26,487 --> 01:35:28,789 THAT YOU WANTED JUST FOR THE COMPUTER. 2181 01:35:28,789 --> 01:35:31,325 THANKS, BUT I DON'T NEED IT. 2182 01:35:31,325 --> 01:35:31,992 WHY? 2183 01:35:31,992 --> 01:35:34,495 BECAUSE WE'RE THROUGH. 2184 01:35:34,495 --> 01:35:35,730 WE DID IT. 2185 01:35:35,730 --> 01:35:36,130 WE DID? 2186 01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:38,833 MOTHER, I CAME HERE NOT UNDERSTANDING ANYTHING, 2187 01:35:38,833 --> 01:35:41,168 AND NOW I UNDERSTAND ALL OF IT. 2188 01:35:41,168 --> 01:35:43,003 SO JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE, OK? 2189 01:35:43,003 --> 01:35:46,407 LIVE YOUR LIFE, AND I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN. 2190 01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:49,243 I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE. 2191 01:35:49,243 --> 01:35:50,411 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 2192 01:35:50,411 --> 01:35:53,013 I SEE YOU AS A REAL PERSON. 2193 01:35:53,013 --> 01:35:54,014 YOU DO? 2194 01:35:54,014 --> 01:35:55,349 YES, AND IT'S FINE. 2195 01:35:55,349 --> 01:35:58,919 MY GOODNESS. I DIDN'T GET THAT MOMENT THAT YOU DID. 2196 01:35:58,919 --> 01:36:00,187 YOU WILL. DON'T WORRY. 2197 01:36:00,187 --> 01:36:03,023 SO YOU DON'T NEED TO STAY, THEN? 2198 01:36:03,023 --> 01:36:04,024 NO. I'M FINE. 2199 01:36:04,024 --> 01:36:06,093 GO DOWN TO L.A. STAY WITH JEFF. 2200 01:36:06,093 --> 01:36:09,196 SLEEP WITH CHARLES. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 2201 01:36:09,196 --> 01:36:10,131 OH... 2202 01:36:10,131 --> 01:36:11,198 BUT, MOTHER, JUST THINK. 2203 01:36:11,198 --> 01:36:13,167 FROM NOW ON, WHEN WE TALK ON THE PHONE, 2204 01:36:13,167 --> 01:36:15,870 WE DON'T TALK AS MOTHER AND SON. 2205 01:36:15,870 --> 01:36:17,338 WE TALK LIKE 2 WRITERS. 2206 01:36:17,338 --> 01:36:19,406 ONE BLOCKED AND INSECURE, 2207 01:36:19,406 --> 01:36:21,208 ONE STIFLED AND ANGRY. 2208 01:36:21,208 --> 01:36:25,780 WHICH ONE AM I, DEAR? I FORGET. 2209 01:36:27,515 --> 01:36:30,151 SO, ARE YOU GOING TO GO BACK TO WORK NOW? 2210 01:36:30,151 --> 01:36:33,521 NO. I THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE A COUPLE OF WEEKS OFF 2211 01:36:33,521 --> 01:36:34,922 AND JUST ENJOY THIS REALIZATION. 2212 01:36:34,922 --> 01:36:37,158 MAYBE I'LL EVEN BUY MYSELF SOME NEW CLOTHES. 2213 01:36:37,158 --> 01:36:39,226 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. 2214 01:36:39,226 --> 01:36:41,462 DO BUY YOURSELF SOME NEW CLOTHES. 2215 01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:43,898 ALL RIGHT, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. 2216 01:36:43,898 --> 01:36:46,333 FOR EVERY NEW PIECE OF CLOTHING I BUY, 2217 01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:48,369 YOU BUY ONE BRAND-NEW OUNCE 2218 01:36:48,369 --> 01:36:50,871 OF VERY EXPENSIVE CHEESE. 2219 01:36:51,906 --> 01:36:53,207 DOES KRAFT COUNT? 2220 01:36:53,207 --> 01:36:58,012 OH, MOTHER, THAT'S SO SWEET. 2221 01:36:58,012 --> 01:37:02,349 YES. YES, KRAFT COUNTS. 2222 01:37:04,885 --> 01:37:05,920 I'LL MISS YOU. 2223 01:37:05,920 --> 01:37:08,155 I'LL MISS YOU, TOO, MOTHER. 2224 01:37:08,155 --> 01:37:09,890 BYE. LOVE YOU. 2225 01:37:09,890 --> 01:37:12,893 IF IT GETS COLD, PUT THE TOP UP. 2226 01:37:12,893 --> 01:37:14,295 [HONK HONK] 2227 01:37:43,958 --> 01:37:45,492 Woman: OH, MY GOD. 2228 01:37:45,492 --> 01:37:48,529 JOHN HENDERSON? 2229 01:37:50,531 --> 01:37:51,198 YES? 2230 01:37:51,198 --> 01:37:57,037 PLANET 7 WAS THE BEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ. 2231 01:37:57,037 --> 01:37:58,372 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 2232 01:37:58,372 --> 01:38:02,309 PLANET 7 WAS THE BEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ. 2233 01:38:02,309 --> 01:38:03,344 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 2234 01:38:03,344 --> 01:38:07,047 WHY WOULD I KID YOU? MY GOD, WHAT ABOUT PLANET 8? 2235 01:38:07,047 --> 01:38:08,449 I LOVED THAT ONE, TOO. 2236 01:38:08,449 --> 01:38:09,516 YOU READ PLANET 8? 2237 01:38:09,516 --> 01:38:13,454 YEAH, AND I READ THE DAY THERE WAS NO EARTH TWICE. 2238 01:38:13,454 --> 01:38:14,421 TWICE? 2239 01:38:14,421 --> 01:38:15,022 MM-HMM. 2240 01:38:15,022 --> 01:38:18,492 DID YOU LIKE THE CHARACTER WITH THE BIG HAND? 2241 01:38:18,492 --> 01:38:20,361 I LOVED THAT CHARACTER. 2242 01:38:20,361 --> 01:38:22,463 ARE YOU MARRIED? 2243 01:38:23,964 --> 01:38:25,933 NO, I'M NOT MARRIED. 2244 01:38:25,933 --> 01:38:27,635 SO, WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 2245 01:38:27,635 --> 01:38:28,969 IN LOS ANGELES. 2246 01:38:28,969 --> 01:38:30,104 WELL, ME, TOO. 2247 01:38:30,104 --> 01:38:31,538 WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW ME, 2248 01:38:31,538 --> 01:38:33,173 AND WE'LL STOP ALONG THE WAY 2249 01:38:33,173 --> 01:38:36,277 AND TALK AND EAT AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 2250 01:38:36,277 --> 01:38:38,112 BY THE TIME WE GET THERE, 2251 01:38:38,112 --> 01:38:40,447 IT'LL BE LIKE 5 DATES. 2252 01:38:41,115 --> 01:38:44,151 GOD, THAT'S SO CREATIVE. 2253 01:38:44,151 --> 01:38:45,019 UM... 2254 01:38:45,019 --> 01:38:48,322 WELL, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 2255 01:38:48,322 --> 01:38:50,324 THAT'S A YES? 2256 01:38:50,324 --> 01:38:53,027 THAT'S A YES. 2257 01:38:53,027 --> 01:38:53,394 GREAT. 2258 01:38:53,394 --> 01:38:55,496 THIS ISN'T A PRACTICAL JOKE, IS IT? 2259 01:38:55,496 --> 01:39:00,367 NOBODY SENT YOU HERE, LIKE MY BROTHER OR SOMEBODY. 2260 01:39:00,367 --> 01:39:02,002 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2261 01:39:02,002 --> 01:39:04,071 NOTHING. IT'S JUST THIS LIKING ME STUFF 2262 01:39:04,071 --> 01:39:06,340 IS ALL VIRGIN TERRITORY, THAT'S ALL. 2263 01:39:06,340 --> 01:39:07,708 I'M NOT USED TO IT. 2264 01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:10,144 I'LL GET USED TO IT. 2265 01:39:10,144 --> 01:39:11,578 YOU'LL HELP ME. 2266 01:39:11,578 --> 01:39:14,949 YOU READ THE WHOLE BOOK... 2267 01:39:15,983 --> 01:39:17,484 OK, SO FOLLOW ME. 2268 01:39:17,484 --> 01:39:19,353 FOLLOW YOU. 2269 01:40:03,430 --> 01:40:06,333 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 2270 01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:07,735 HELLO? 2271 01:40:07,735 --> 01:40:12,072 OH, HONEY, I'M WORKING. MAY I CALL YOU BACK? 2272 01:40:12,072 --> 01:40:14,108 BYE. 2273 01:40:37,464 --> 01:40:41,068 ♪ AND HERE'S TO YOU, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 2274 01:40:41,068 --> 01:40:46,306 ♪ YOUR GROWN SON IS MOVING BACK TODAY ♪ 2275 01:40:46,306 --> 01:40:47,808 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 2276 01:40:47,808 --> 01:40:51,512 ♪ GOD HELP HIM, PLEASE, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 2277 01:40:51,512 --> 01:40:56,417 ♪ HE LOOKS TO YOU TO HELP HIM WITH HIS LIFE ♪ 2278 01:40:56,417 --> 01:40:58,652 ♪ HE LOST A WIFE ♪ 2279 01:40:59,553 --> 01:41:01,355 ♪ AGAIN ♪ 2280 01:41:04,124 --> 01:41:07,127 ♪ HE'D LIKE FOR YOU TO WELCOME HIM ♪ 2281 01:41:07,127 --> 01:41:10,464 ♪ AND MAKE HIM FEEL AT HOME ♪ 2282 01:41:10,731 --> 01:41:15,569 ♪ HE NEEDS TO KNOW YOU LIKE HIM COMING BACK ♪ 2283 01:41:15,702 --> 01:41:22,242 ♪ HE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE BUSY WITH PROBLEMS OF YOUR OWN ♪ 2284 01:41:22,576 --> 01:41:25,813 ♪ BUT PLEASE, WHEN YOU SEE HIM ♪ 2285 01:41:25,813 --> 01:41:27,247 ♪ TRY NOT TO ATTACK ♪ 2286 01:41:27,247 --> 01:41:30,617 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, PLEASE, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 2287 01:41:30,617 --> 01:41:35,689 ♪ SOON YOUR HOUSE WILL ADD ANOTHER ONE ♪ 2288 01:41:35,689 --> 01:41:37,658 ♪ IT'S YOUR SON ♪ 2289 01:41:37,658 --> 01:41:41,295 ♪ REMEMBER, PLEASE, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 2290 01:41:41,295 --> 01:41:45,766 ♪ YOU'RE THE REASON WHY HE'S HERE AT ALL ♪ 2291 01:41:45,766 --> 01:41:48,368 ♪ SO, MOTHER, DEAR ♪ 2292 01:41:48,368 --> 01:41:51,205 ♪ DON'T DROP THE BALL ♪ 2293 01:42:07,488 --> 01:42:11,258 ♪ AND HERE'S TO YOU, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 2294 01:42:11,258 --> 01:42:16,497 ♪ YOUR GROWN SON IS MOVING BACK TODAY ♪ 2295 01:42:16,497 --> 01:42:18,398 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 2296 01:42:18,398 --> 01:42:21,635 ♪ GOD HELP HIM, PLEASE, MRS. HENDERSON ♪ 2297 01:42:21,635 --> 01:42:26,540 ♪ HE LOOKS TO YOU TO HELP HIM WITH HIS LIFE ♪ 2298 01:42:26,540 --> 01:42:28,809 ♪ HE LOST A WIFE ♪ 2299 01:42:29,810 --> 01:42:31,545 ♪ AGAIN ♪ 2300 01:42:34,781 --> 01:42:37,417 ♪ HE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW YOU ♪ 2301 01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:40,721 ♪ TO UNDERSTAND HIS MOM ♪ 2302 01:42:42,156 --> 01:42:46,260 ♪ HE'D LIKE TO UNDERSTAND HIMSELF ♪ 2303 01:42:46,894 --> 01:42:52,666 ♪ HE'D LIKE TO SEE JUST WHERE EVERYTHING WENT WRONG ♪ 2304 01:42:53,634 --> 01:42:57,804 ♪ INSTEAD OF PUTTING ALL THE PROBLEMS ON THE SHELF ♪ 2305 01:42:57,804 --> 01:43:01,375 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, PLEASE, MOTHER HENDERSON ♪ 2306 01:43:01,375 --> 01:43:06,380 ♪ NOW'S THE TIME TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE ♪ 2307 01:43:06,380 --> 01:43:08,282 ♪ IT'S YOUR FATE ♪ 2308 01:43:08,282 --> 01:43:12,286 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, PLEASE, MOTHER HENDERSON ♪ 2309 01:43:12,286 --> 01:43:16,523 ♪ DESTINY HAS GIVEN YOU A CALL ♪ 2310 01:43:16,757 --> 01:43:19,726 ♪ IT'S TIME TO TAKE ♪ 2311 01:43:19,726 --> 01:43:21,628 ♪ DOWN THE WALL ♪ 2312 01:43:24,598 --> 01:43:26,800 ♪ TAKE DOWN THE WALL ♪ 2313 01:43:30,671 --> 01:43:32,706 ♪ DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE ♪ 2314 01:43:32,706 --> 01:43:36,210 ♪ DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE ♪ 153467