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This being your second
divorce, Mr. Henderson,
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I'm sure you're familiar
with the procedure,
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but your wife...
Ex-wife... should know
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it would be wise not to leave
the state for a few weeks
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until it's finalized.
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I'm not planning
to leave the state.
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No, she just left me.
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She had nothing
against the land.
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I'll tell you something.
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If you two could have
made all your decisions
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with as much cooperation
as you made this one,
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I think you probably would
have had a happy marriage.
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Go figure.
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So, uh... That's basically it.
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I hate to bring up
business, but who do I bill?
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Him.
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What do you mean "him"?
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I thought we were
going to split this.
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You said you were
paying for the divorce.
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I just said that
to get it started.
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I thought we'd
wind up splitting it.
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You offered. You said
you were going to pay for it.
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See? This is why it didn't work.
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I don't know.
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We were always good on the
surface, though, weren't we, honey?
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Are we through?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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I'll talk to you.
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She came with a lot
of nice furniture.
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Man: Hello?
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I need a designated driver.
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I don't know what I really feel.
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I guess I'm not going
to feel it for days.
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Maybe I shouldn't
even say anything.
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I mean, you probably
don't want to hear this,
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but I thought she was nice.
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10 years ago, that
would have killed me,
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but you're right.
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She was nice.
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She was a very nice woman
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who'll make some
nice man very happy,
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but I'm not that man.
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Maybe you shouldn't
get married anymore.
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I want kids.
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Well, adopt.
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I want to pass down my seed.
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Masturbate in the garden.
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Thanks for coming
and talking to me.
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Why don't you go clown with him?
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I'm listening.
Come on, I'm listening.
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Can I have another
double here, please?
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Listen, the thing is, you got to
know what you're looking for,
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and you don't have a clue.
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I guess I don't, do I?
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I mean...
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Whoa, hey, cowboy.
That's plenty.
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Do you think that all the
girls you've ever gone out with,
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including your wives,
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do you think they're
all the same woman?
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Well, the 2 wives were
the same, that's for sure.
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I'd say out of
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the 5 serious
relationships I've had,
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3 were exactly the same,
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one was different,
unlike anybody else,
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one might have been a man.
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Really?
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If you were a woman
and you said that,
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I'd never want to
talk to you again,
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but I'm still going
to be your friend.
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Why is that?
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Did you see that movie?
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What movie?
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You know, the one
where a guy lives
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with a Chinese woman for 20
years, and it turns out to be a man?
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M. Butterfly.
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Yes.
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Think something
like that's possible?
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How can it be possible?
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I mean, let's say she
fools the husband.
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Doesn't she have to go
for an insurance physical?
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Then doesn't the
doctor call the spouse?
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"Hey, how's my wife doing?"
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"She's in very good health,
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especially her balls."
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Ok, well, if all
the women are the same,
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what kind of woman is that?
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Once you figure that out,
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you go for the opposite.
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Let's see, the one thing
they all had in common...
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They didn't really
believe in me.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Well, Jesus, that's weird.
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You like women who
don't believe in you?
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Yeah, I guess I do.
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God.
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Woman doesn't support me,
I'm out of there.
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Why do you think that is?
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Do you like men
who don't believe in you?
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No.
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So what in god's name
would you like
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a woman who doesn't
believe in you for?
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I don't get it.
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Are either of you
fellows married?
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One of my sons
just got a divorce.
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They just can't seem
to stay married anymore.
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Heh heh heh.
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Man: All right, ma'am.
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All hooked up and ready to go.
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Well, gee, does that
look a little green to you?
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I don't think so.
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Gee, it looks a
little green to me.
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No, ma'am. That's normal.
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Does that look green to you?
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Yes, thank you.
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What's wrong with him?
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He's mentally ill, ma'am.
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Oh, look, see.
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There's something
wrong with this.
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There is nothing wrong, ma'am.
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My friend did not
understand you.
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But it doesn't look right.
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Turn it to another channel.
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Oh, my god, that's too green.
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That's the grass, ma'am.
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That's supposed to be green.
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Ooh, I think there's
something wrong.
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I'm not going to sign for this.
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In the store, the
picture was perfect,
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the picture is fine, ma'am.
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I tell you what. You watch it.
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The house of discounts
guarantees it.
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If you don't like it in a couple
weeks, I come and take it back.
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Well, maybe I shouldn't
sign anything until then.
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Ma'am, please, I cannot leave
this here unless you sign this.
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This picture is perfect.
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In the beginning,
when you turn it on,
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green is the color
that comes up the most,
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but then, in a few
minutes, it goes away.
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But the television in
the store looked perfect.
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That's because the
televisions in the stores
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are turned on a long time
before you get there.
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I don't think so.
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I was there at 9:15,
right when they opened.
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I know, ma'am,
but the televisions
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are turned on in the middle
of the night automatically,
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so the color is perfect
by the time people like you
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get there at 9:15.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Are you sure of that?
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I am positive.
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Hmm. All right.
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I'll watch for a few days,
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and I'll let you know.
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Oh, boy. I'll be waiting
for that call, ma'am.
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Thank you.
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Don't bother seeing me
out. I will find the door.
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Oh, um. Make sure you
shut the door, please.
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Hello.
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Mother?
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Hello, Jeff.
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Good guess. Try the other one.
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Oh, hello, dear.
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I was just talking about you.
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To who?
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To these installers.
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Installers?
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Yes. We were just
talking about you.
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What, about my book?
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No, no, no, dear. I told them
you'd just gotten a divorce.
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You what?
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I told them you got a divorce.
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They know me?
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Of course not.
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Well, why did you
tell them that?
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I don't know. We were
talking about marriage,
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and I asked them
if they were married,
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and I mentioned you weren't.
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Great. Why don't you give
me their home number, mom,
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and I'll call them
later and fill them in?
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So, how are you? Are you ok?
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Oh, fine. And you?
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I'm all right. I just called
to say hello. That's all.
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Is everything out of the house?
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Everything that was hers, yeah.
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Honey, you should go and
get new furniture tomorrow.
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I have stuff to do
before I get new furniture.
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Don't worry.
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I don't want you to sit in a big,
empty house. It's bad for you.
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I'll take care of it.
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And also, buy yourself
some new clothes.
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Why?
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Well, because
the last time I saw you,
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I just thought
you could look better.
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Look better than what?
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Well, just look better.
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You want to meet somebody.
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Well, I don't want to trick
anybody into liking me.
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What do you mean?
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Why do you always think it
has to do with these things?
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Don't you think I could meet
somebody wearing crappy shoes,
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and they'd still like me?
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Honey, wear whatever you want.
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I just think if you
were wearing crappy shoes,
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they'd say, "why are you
wearing crappy shoes?"
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That's what I think,
but you do what you want.
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Maybe there's somebody
out there who wouldn't say that.
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Whatever, dear.
You look for them.
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Ooh. I have a call waiting.
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Hello?
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John: It's still me, mother.
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Hello.
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John: Still me, mother.
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Hi?
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John: Why do you
even pay for this feature?
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Well, they hung up anyway.
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So...
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How's the book?
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Well, a lot of people
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think I should write a sequel.
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To what?
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The last book.
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The space thing?
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Yeah.
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Hello?
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Oh, yes, honey, I'm still here.
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You don't think so, huh?
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Well, honey, I'm not smart
like the people you know,
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but that's what they advise you?
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I mean, that's what they say?
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Yes, many of them do.
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Well, they know
a lot more than me.
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I don't know.
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But you didn't like
the book, right?
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You don't think it
deserves a sequel?
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Oh, no, honey,
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I love the book,
but are you sure
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you want to bring back
all those characters?
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I'll talk to you later.
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Honey, I love you.
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I know you think you do.
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Oh, I have another
call coming through.
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Hello?
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John: This happens
all day, doesn't it?
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He wrote this?
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Yeah.
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How did you meet him?
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In the market.
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And he had his book with him?
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He had it in the trunk.
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Did you read it?
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No, but it's a real book.
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Is he rich?
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I don't know.
He just got a divorce.
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When?
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2 weeks ago.
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Gee, that's a little soon
to go out with somebody.
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I'm just having dinner
with him, not having sex.
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Does he know that?
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Well, he will by dessert.
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Who is it?
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00:14:10,036 --> 00:14:11,480
John Henderson.
265
00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:13,206
Come on in.
266
00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:16,185
How do I look?
267
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Gorgeous.
268
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,111
Thanks.
269
00:14:24,617 --> 00:14:25,295
Hi, John.
270
00:14:25,319 --> 00:14:28,297
Hi. Wow, you look great.
271
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Ok.
272
00:14:29,355 --> 00:14:32,301
Um, this is my roommate Donna.
273
00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:34,560
Hi.
274
00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:37,507
So, you all ready?
275
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:40,309
Well, I'd have to be all ready.
276
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,177
I came here to get you.
277
00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:45,338
What do you mean?
278
00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:49,117
Nothing.
279
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,886
Oh. Go?
280
00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:52,345
Sure.
281
00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:54,923
See you later.
282
00:14:54,947 --> 00:14:56,182
Bye.
283
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,198
How's the salad? Good?
284
00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:04,900
Good. Yours?
285
00:15:04,924 --> 00:15:06,359
Good.
286
00:15:08,928 --> 00:15:12,407
Have you always wanted
to be a writer?
287
00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:14,109
Yes, I think I have.
288
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:18,104
Who are some of your
favorite authors?
289
00:15:19,138 --> 00:15:20,916
Well, I like you.
290
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,951
You've read my books?
291
00:15:22,975 --> 00:15:25,978
No, I mean, as a person.
292
00:15:26,913 --> 00:15:28,957
Did you, uh... Read my book?
293
00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:33,519
No, I couldn't. I had
a really busy week.
294
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:36,632
Did you read the flap?
295
00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:38,934
Um... no, actually, I didn't.
296
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,569
Why, what was on the flap?
297
00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:46,532
Well, you know, they summarize
the book and tell about me.
298
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:50,212
Did you look at anything at all?
299
00:15:50,236 --> 00:15:53,081
Um, I saw your
picture on the back.
300
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:54,950
I thought it was cute.
301
00:15:54,974 --> 00:15:57,543
You read the picture, then.
302
00:15:58,444 --> 00:15:59,389
So, then, besides me,
303
00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:03,358
who are some of your
other favorite authors?
304
00:16:03,382 --> 00:16:03,993
Um...
305
00:16:04,017 --> 00:16:07,963
Gee, I didn't know
I'd be taking a test.
306
00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:09,564
Oh, it's not a test.
307
00:16:09,588 --> 00:16:12,959
I'm just making conversation.
308
00:16:13,659 --> 00:16:16,562
Um, let me... Let me see.
309
00:16:18,564 --> 00:16:23,312
Oh, who wrote that book
about Hollywood?
310
00:16:23,336 --> 00:16:25,171
Hollywood?
311
00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:28,016
Like a coffee-table book?
312
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,308
No.
313
00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:31,620
What book?
314
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:32,555
You know, the...
315
00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:35,715
The one where they
took all those pills.
316
00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:37,593
Julia Philips.
317
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:41,029
No, no. I know
it's not that one.
318
00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:42,130
No.
319
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:44,190
Um... let's see...
320
00:16:45,324 --> 00:16:46,601
Jacqueline.
321
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,203
Um... Jacqueline...
322
00:16:48,227 --> 00:16:49,638
Jacqueline susann?
323
00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:51,139
Yes. I love her.
324
00:16:51,163 --> 00:16:52,374
You don't mean...
325
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:53,976
Yes. Valley of the dolls.
326
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,310
That's it. That was it.
327
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:56,311
That's what you meant.
328
00:16:56,335 --> 00:16:58,981
You know, that book was
written, like, 30 years ago.
329
00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:04,553
So? What, you can't like somebody
who wrote a book a long time ago?
330
00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:05,620
No, you're right.
331
00:17:05,644 --> 00:17:07,656
Don't people
like Charlie chaplin?
332
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,158
You know, when did he write?
333
00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:14,997
Charlie chaplin wasn't a
writer. He was a comedian.
334
00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:18,033
No, he wasn't. He was a writer.
335
00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:22,028
Tale of two cities, um...
336
00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:26,141
Hey, I have an idea.
337
00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:28,434
Let's get the check.
338
00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:38,703
Help me!
339
00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:48,587
Mmm, I'm thinking about branching
out and handling entertainers.
340
00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:51,700
I wonder if that's
such a good idea.
341
00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:53,735
Can't a sports agent
handle entertainers?
342
00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:56,772
I mean, Mike ovitz
used to handle athletes,
343
00:17:56,796 --> 00:17:57,673
so why not?
344
00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:00,242
John: Well, I guess
you're right.
345
00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:02,110
Have you finished your new book?
346
00:18:02,134 --> 00:18:05,047
Actually, I haven't
even started it.
347
00:18:05,071 --> 00:18:08,083
I've, uh... Got a block.
348
00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:08,751
What's a block?
349
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:11,186
Uh, it's when he can't write.
350
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:13,288
Oh, don't tell her that.
351
00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:14,090
I can write, honey.
352
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:17,492
I just don't know what
I'm going to write about.
353
00:18:17,516 --> 00:18:18,393
Uncle John?
354
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:18,761
Yeah?
355
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:21,063
Why don't you write
about a monster?
356
00:18:21,087 --> 00:18:23,065
Hey, he already did that, buddy.
357
00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:24,299
I can't do it again?
358
00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:27,803
Doesn't Stephen King
write about the same thing
359
00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:29,337
over and over and over?
360
00:18:29,361 --> 00:18:31,273
Wife: But that's Stephen King.
361
00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:32,374
What does that mean?
362
00:18:32,398 --> 00:18:35,277
Jeff: She just means,
you know...
363
00:18:35,301 --> 00:18:38,180
I mean, he's a big seller.
364
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,816
I see. So that gives
him the right to repeat.
365
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,451
I don't have that right.
366
00:18:42,475 --> 00:18:44,753
Misery was cool.
367
00:18:44,777 --> 00:18:45,555
Let's forget it.
368
00:18:45,579 --> 00:18:49,291
Besides, you shouldn't
compare yourself to anyone,
369
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:51,226
let alone Stephen King.
370
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,852
Thanks.
371
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,455
Want to see my latest?
372
00:18:58,858 --> 00:18:59,868
Wow.
373
00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:01,136
Yeah, huh?
374
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:01,771
What is this?
375
00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:04,673
This is an autographed
picture of babe Ruth.
376
00:19:04,697 --> 00:19:06,541
It is, isn't it?
377
00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:07,276
Yeah.
378
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,376
Jesus. Autographed to you?
379
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,412
Of course not.
I wasn't even born then.
380
00:19:10,436 --> 00:19:13,115
No, I know when you
were born. Just joking.
381
00:19:13,139 --> 00:19:15,784
"To Harry, good luck. The babe."
382
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,519
Well, you know what
you have to do.
383
00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:19,821
You have to have another
kid and name him Harry.
384
00:19:19,845 --> 00:19:22,157
Then this really
becomes valuable.
385
00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:23,883
Look at this.
386
00:19:25,484 --> 00:19:27,662
Know how much that's worth?
387
00:19:27,686 --> 00:19:29,197
It's the original?
388
00:19:29,221 --> 00:19:30,565
Yes, the original. Guess.
389
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:33,535
I don't know. 2 grand?
390
00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:34,636
$50,000.
391
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:37,572
Who is going to give
you $50,000 for this?
392
00:19:37,596 --> 00:19:38,840
The market is 11-year-olds.
393
00:19:38,864 --> 00:19:40,609
You'd be lucky to get 10 bucks
394
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:41,877
for anything, wouldn't you?
395
00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:44,746
No. You've no idea
about this stuff.
396
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,481
I guess I don't.
397
00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:48,607
Have a seat.
398
00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:53,421
So, what's wrong?
399
00:19:53,445 --> 00:19:55,590
Why does something
have to be wrong?
400
00:19:55,614 --> 00:20:01,463
Well, hey, you're here.
Something's wrong.
401
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:04,499
You don't come here
if something isn't wrong.
402
00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:06,468
All right. Something's wrong.
403
00:20:06,492 --> 00:20:07,502
What's the problem?
404
00:20:07,526 --> 00:20:09,905
How often do you talk to mother?
405
00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:10,773
Every day.
406
00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:12,474
Really? Every day?
407
00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:15,210
Yeah. Hey, look what I sent her.
408
00:20:15,234 --> 00:20:16,378
What is that?
409
00:20:16,402 --> 00:20:17,779
That's a picture phone.
410
00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:20,815
She's not going to
be able to work that.
411
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:21,417
Why not?
412
00:20:21,441 --> 00:20:23,552
No person over 60 can
operate anything like this.
413
00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:26,354
Have you ever seen what
she does with call waiting?
414
00:20:26,378 --> 00:20:28,390
This is simple. You
look in the camera.
415
00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:30,492
She'll never take
the lens cap off.
416
00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:31,460
You want one?
417
00:20:31,484 --> 00:20:32,761
See, I thought maybe
the whole family
418
00:20:32,785 --> 00:20:34,863
could look at each
other when we talk.
419
00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:37,232
Well, I'm moving
out of my place,
420
00:20:37,256 --> 00:20:40,669
so I don't really
know where I'd put it.
421
00:20:40,693 --> 00:20:42,504
You're moving out of your place?
422
00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:44,573
Yes. I'm trying
to tell you something.
423
00:20:44,597 --> 00:20:46,975
You just take the picture
phone and keep it in the box.
424
00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:50,712
Don't unwrap it. Then
wherever you go, you plug it in.
425
00:20:50,736 --> 00:20:52,438
Ok, good.
426
00:20:52,938 --> 00:20:55,650
Do you feel
that mother likes you?
427
00:20:55,674 --> 00:20:57,719
Yeah. Of course she likes me.
428
00:20:57,743 --> 00:20:58,421
She loves me.
429
00:20:58,445 --> 00:21:02,924
But are you having the life
that she thinks you should have?
430
00:21:02,948 --> 00:21:04,826
In other words,
did she ever think
431
00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,661
that you shouldn't
become an agent
432
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:08,563
because you're not a great one?
433
00:21:08,587 --> 00:21:09,764
I'm not a great one?
434
00:21:09,788 --> 00:21:12,334
I was making
$100,000 out of the gate.
435
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,237
We were all blown
away, including her.
436
00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:16,938
So if I sold 5 million books,
437
00:21:16,962 --> 00:21:18,940
you think she'd like me more?
438
00:21:18,964 --> 00:21:19,675
She likes you.
439
00:21:19,699 --> 00:21:22,410
But, still, do you think
she'd be proud of me?
440
00:21:22,434 --> 00:21:27,473
Do you think she'd bond with
me the way she does with you?
441
00:21:29,675 --> 00:21:31,820
You're a complicated guy.
442
00:21:31,844 --> 00:21:34,789
Oh, so that's it, then.
443
00:21:34,813 --> 00:21:35,691
You're a simpleton?
444
00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:38,827
I'm in more of a
black-and-white business.
445
00:21:38,851 --> 00:21:40,996
When I have a good
year, everyone sees.
446
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:43,756
Your years are not that visible.
447
00:21:44,356 --> 00:21:46,601
But you don't seek
her approval, huh?
448
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,571
I mean, obviously,
she doesn't criticize you.
449
00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:50,972
Everything is perfect.
450
00:21:50,996 --> 00:21:51,807
Of course not.
451
00:21:51,831 --> 00:21:54,309
She criticizes the
way I raise the kids.
452
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,710
I mean, she has opinions.
453
00:21:55,734 --> 00:21:57,479
It doesn't get to me.
454
00:21:57,503 --> 00:21:59,914
Why does it get to me?
455
00:21:59,938 --> 00:22:00,850
I don't know.
456
00:22:00,874 --> 00:22:01,883
I mean, we're different.
457
00:22:01,907 --> 00:22:05,320
Maybe the relationship with
dad had something to do with this.
458
00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:09,682
Maybe dad was different
with me than he was with you.
459
00:22:10,816 --> 00:22:12,027
Maybe he was.
460
00:22:12,051 --> 00:22:13,895
Well, let me tell you something.
461
00:22:13,919 --> 00:22:15,030
This is affecting my whole life.
462
00:22:15,054 --> 00:22:19,701
I feel estranged from my
own mother, and I don't like it.
463
00:22:19,725 --> 00:22:22,737
It affects everything I
do, especially with women.
464
00:22:22,761 --> 00:22:25,507
But you ought to
just forget about it.
465
00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:26,508
You're grown up.
466
00:22:26,532 --> 00:22:28,043
I mean, there's
nothing you can do.
467
00:22:28,067 --> 00:22:29,911
Ah. I don't think that's true.
468
00:22:29,935 --> 00:22:32,971
I've been thinking
about this a lot.
469
00:22:35,908 --> 00:22:39,545
I'm going to move
back in with mother.
470
00:22:41,547 --> 00:22:43,325
No, you're not.
471
00:22:43,349 --> 00:22:44,359
Yeah, I am.
472
00:22:44,383 --> 00:22:47,529
That's the worst
thing I've ever heard.
473
00:22:47,553 --> 00:22:49,064
That's stupid.
474
00:22:49,088 --> 00:22:49,665
Why?
475
00:22:49,689 --> 00:22:52,100
You're grown up. What
are you going to do?
476
00:22:52,124 --> 00:22:53,768
Why are you going to do that?
477
00:22:53,792 --> 00:22:55,870
You know what?
You sound a little jealous.
478
00:22:55,894 --> 00:22:56,539
Yeah, right.
479
00:22:56,563 --> 00:23:00,875
I'm jealous. That's what I
want is my old room back.
480
00:23:00,899 --> 00:23:01,811
Come on.
481
00:23:01,835 --> 00:23:03,945
Oh, man. Go see a doctor.
482
00:23:03,969 --> 00:23:06,681
No, I don't need
to see a doctor.
483
00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:08,717
I wasn't raised by a doctor.
484
00:23:08,741 --> 00:23:10,652
I was raised by my mother.
485
00:23:10,676 --> 00:23:13,712
That's who I need to see.
486
00:23:14,713 --> 00:23:18,093
♪ And here's to you,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
487
00:23:18,117 --> 00:23:22,964
♪ your grown son is
moving back today ♪
488
00:23:22,988 --> 00:23:25,433
♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
489
00:23:25,457 --> 00:23:28,136
♪ god help him, please,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
490
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:33,641
♪ he looks to you
to help him with his life ♪
491
00:23:33,665 --> 00:23:35,667
♪ he lost a wife ♪
492
00:23:36,735 --> 00:23:38,537
♪ again ♪
493
00:23:41,106 --> 00:23:44,052
♪ he'd like for you
to welcome him ♪
494
00:23:44,076 --> 00:23:47,413
♪ and make him feel at home ♪
495
00:23:47,613 --> 00:23:52,584
♪ he needs to know
you like him coming back ♪
496
00:23:52,718 --> 00:23:59,091
♪ he knows that you are busy
with problems of your own ♪
497
00:23:59,691 --> 00:24:02,937
♪ but please, when you see him ♪
498
00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:03,938
♪ try not to attack ♪
499
00:24:03,962 --> 00:24:07,642
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, please,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
500
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:12,614
♪ soon your house
will add another one ♪
501
00:24:12,638 --> 00:24:14,783
♪ it's your son ♪
502
00:24:14,807 --> 00:24:18,019
♪ remember,
please, Mrs. Henderson ♪
503
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:22,991
♪ you're the reason
why he's here at all ♪
504
00:24:23,015 --> 00:24:25,593
♪ so, mother, dear ♪
505
00:24:25,617 --> 00:24:28,454
♪ don't drop the ball ♪
506
00:24:28,987 --> 00:24:30,098
Where you heading?
507
00:24:30,122 --> 00:24:32,500
Heading up north.
508
00:24:32,524 --> 00:24:33,469
Big sur?
509
00:24:33,493 --> 00:24:35,537
No. Big mama.
510
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:38,030
Ha ha ha!
511
00:24:39,731 --> 00:24:42,634
What the hell does that mean?
512
00:24:44,837 --> 00:24:48,049
♪ And here's to you,
mother Henderson ♪
513
00:24:48,073 --> 00:24:52,878
♪ now's the time
to step up to the plate ♪
514
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,089
♪ it's your fate ♪
515
00:24:55,113 --> 00:24:59,160
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, please,
mother Henderson ♪
516
00:24:59,184 --> 00:25:03,064
♪ destiny has given you a call ♪
517
00:25:03,088 --> 00:25:08,861
♪ it's time to take
down the wall ♪
518
00:25:11,697 --> 00:25:14,166
♪ take down the wall ♪
519
00:25:17,035 --> 00:25:19,638
♪ take down the wall ♪
520
00:25:23,642 --> 00:25:25,086
♪ Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee ♪
521
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:29,047
♪ Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee ♪
522
00:25:34,686 --> 00:25:35,697
Hi!
523
00:25:35,721 --> 00:25:39,000
Honey, I'm on the picture phone.
524
00:25:39,024 --> 00:25:40,959
Just a minute.
525
00:25:42,928 --> 00:25:46,665
Drove 400 miles,
she won't come out.
526
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:51,880
More to the left, mom.
I can't see you.
527
00:25:51,904 --> 00:25:52,581
I can see you.
528
00:25:52,605 --> 00:25:56,084
That doesn't mean I can see
you. You had it right before.
529
00:25:56,108 --> 00:25:59,554
Honey, why don't they put
the camera right where you are,
530
00:25:59,578 --> 00:26:03,691
and that way, I won't have
to move all over the place.
531
00:26:03,715 --> 00:26:05,059
Just move to the left!
532
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:08,763
Honey, John is here.
I'll call you back.
533
00:26:08,787 --> 00:26:11,099
We didn't even get
a chance to talk.
534
00:26:11,123 --> 00:26:12,200
Move up so I can see you.
535
00:26:12,224 --> 00:26:15,703
Let me call you
back. John's here now.
536
00:26:15,727 --> 00:26:17,105
Call me back soon.
537
00:26:17,129 --> 00:26:20,174
Oh, do you want to
say hi to John?
538
00:26:20,198 --> 00:26:22,777
Do you want to try to see him?
539
00:26:22,801 --> 00:26:24,212
That's all right, mother.
540
00:26:24,236 --> 00:26:26,881
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
541
00:26:26,905 --> 00:26:27,916
Ooh. All right, dear.
542
00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:31,109
You'll explain how
to work it next time.
543
00:26:32,978 --> 00:26:35,690
Mother: Oh, honey, how do
I turn this thing off?
544
00:26:35,714 --> 00:26:40,795
I told him I like this,
but it's driving me crazy.
545
00:26:40,819 --> 00:26:43,898
Oh, honey, you look tired.
546
00:26:43,922 --> 00:26:45,700
I just drove 400 miles.
547
00:26:45,724 --> 00:26:47,735
Can't you start with a hello
548
00:26:47,759 --> 00:26:49,637
and then move into a criticism?
549
00:26:49,661 --> 00:26:53,107
Oh, you know
I'm happy to see you.
550
00:26:53,131 --> 00:26:56,778
Now, why didn't you
want to stay in a hotel?
551
00:26:56,802 --> 00:26:58,346
I told you what's going on.
552
00:26:58,370 --> 00:27:00,949
You know, dear,
I really don't understand
553
00:27:00,973 --> 00:27:02,717
what you mean by
"the experiment,"
554
00:27:02,741 --> 00:27:05,820
but listen... the couch
will do for a few nights.
555
00:27:05,844 --> 00:27:07,622
I don't want to stay
on the couch.
556
00:27:07,646 --> 00:27:09,657
I want to be here longer
than a few nights.
557
00:27:09,681 --> 00:27:11,926
I thought I could get
my old room back.
558
00:27:11,950 --> 00:27:14,862
No, dear. That's
a sewing room now.
559
00:27:14,886 --> 00:27:15,264
You sew?
560
00:27:15,288 --> 00:27:17,832
No, but I have things in there,
561
00:27:17,856 --> 00:27:21,202
and I don't want to
start going through them.
562
00:27:21,226 --> 00:27:23,938
But, mother,
I want my room back.
563
00:27:23,962 --> 00:27:24,273
Why?
564
00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:25,873
Because it's part
of the experiment.
565
00:27:25,897 --> 00:27:29,644
I want to see what feelings it
would bring up to be in there.
566
00:27:29,668 --> 00:27:31,145
Listen, I'll clear
everything out.
567
00:27:31,169 --> 00:27:32,847
When I leave,
I'll put it all back.
568
00:27:32,871 --> 00:27:33,749
What's the big deal?
569
00:27:33,773 --> 00:27:35,817
You don't want to clear
anything out of that room.
570
00:27:35,841 --> 00:27:38,886
Sleep on it tonight, and
we'll talk about it tomorrow.
571
00:27:38,910 --> 00:27:41,155
All right, but
I know what I want.
572
00:27:41,179 --> 00:27:42,724
Want something to eat?
573
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:43,125
Um... no.
574
00:27:43,149 --> 00:27:46,027
I made some salad,
and I have some meat loaf.
575
00:27:46,051 --> 00:27:46,862
I don't eat meat.
576
00:27:46,886 --> 00:27:49,631
Oh, that's right.
That's Jeff who loves it.
577
00:27:49,655 --> 00:27:50,698
I'll have some salad.
578
00:27:50,722 --> 00:27:52,300
Don't have salad
just for my sake.
579
00:27:52,324 --> 00:27:53,735
No, no. I'll have it.
580
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,236
Are you sure you want salad?
581
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,337
Yes, I want salad.
582
00:27:56,361 --> 00:27:57,172
Not just for my sake?
583
00:27:57,196 --> 00:27:59,741
Don't get into this
food stuff now, please.
584
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,142
Just give me a little salad.
585
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,077
I know what I could do.
586
00:28:02,101 --> 00:28:04,679
I could scrape the top
off the meat loaf.
587
00:28:04,703 --> 00:28:05,414
What would that do?
588
00:28:05,438 --> 00:28:07,215
It wouldn't be
as much meat then.
589
00:28:07,239 --> 00:28:08,117
But it's still meat.
590
00:28:08,141 --> 00:28:10,952
What difference does it
make how much you have?
591
00:28:10,976 --> 00:28:12,920
You really don't like meat, huh?
592
00:28:12,944 --> 00:28:15,123
No, mother. I don't
like eating cows.
593
00:28:15,147 --> 00:28:20,895
Oh, honey, everything
comes from a cow.
594
00:28:20,919 --> 00:28:23,922
Everything.
595
00:28:25,390 --> 00:28:28,369
Come on in, honey. Sit.
596
00:28:28,393 --> 00:28:30,705
Ah... there.
597
00:28:30,729 --> 00:28:33,941
You know, if you'd
come 2 hours earlier,
598
00:28:33,965 --> 00:28:36,277
we could have had
dinner together.
599
00:28:36,301 --> 00:28:39,004
I made great beef stew.
600
00:28:44,376 --> 00:28:46,087
Here you are.
601
00:28:46,111 --> 00:28:47,879
There.
602
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,060
Thanks.
603
00:28:52,084 --> 00:28:54,295
What else can I get for you?
604
00:28:54,319 --> 00:28:55,997
No, mother, I'll tell you.
605
00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:57,899
I'm really not hungry at all.
606
00:28:57,923 --> 00:29:00,968
I ate in a truck stop,
so this is fine.
607
00:29:00,992 --> 00:29:03,071
Well, I have some
cold spaghetti,
608
00:29:03,095 --> 00:29:05,773
but it has meat sauce in it.
609
00:29:05,797 --> 00:29:07,141
Can you eat lamb chops?
610
00:29:07,165 --> 00:29:09,944
What the hell is a lamb?
It's meat!
611
00:29:09,968 --> 00:29:11,946
I told you, I don't eat it.
612
00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:12,915
Well, it's not a cow.
613
00:29:12,939 --> 00:29:17,051
I didn't know if it was the
animal you were siding with
614
00:29:17,075 --> 00:29:18,352
or the whole thing.
615
00:29:18,376 --> 00:29:19,721
The whole thing.
616
00:29:19,745 --> 00:29:20,355
Want some cheese?
617
00:29:20,379 --> 00:29:23,024
No. The salad is fine,
I promise.
618
00:29:23,048 --> 00:29:28,320
I'm going to give you
some cheese.
619
00:29:30,756 --> 00:29:33,267
That's a lot of cheese.
620
00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:35,069
Got it in hunks.
621
00:29:35,093 --> 00:29:36,938
Mother...
622
00:29:36,962 --> 00:29:38,439
Look at the date!
623
00:29:38,463 --> 00:29:39,841
It's 3 years old!
624
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,075
Well, it's been in the freezer.
625
00:29:41,099 --> 00:29:45,046
Yeah, but how cheap was it that
you wanted to buy this much of it?
626
00:29:45,070 --> 00:29:46,314
Honey, this is wonderful cheese.
627
00:29:46,338 --> 00:29:48,850
It comes from Switzerland.
Very hard to get.
628
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:52,043
How could it be hard
to get? It's all here!
629
00:29:52,811 --> 00:29:54,222
I don't want the cheese.
630
00:29:54,246 --> 00:29:54,890
Now, dear...
631
00:29:54,914 --> 00:29:57,925
Mother, stop! I don't want any!
632
00:29:57,949 --> 00:29:58,761
Wait a minute.
633
00:29:58,785 --> 00:29:59,994
It's like this old house.
634
00:30:00,018 --> 00:30:01,329
Well, you haven't even tried it.
635
00:30:01,353 --> 00:30:05,333
I can tell by the gross
weight I'm not going to like it.
636
00:30:05,357 --> 00:30:07,001
I like my cheeses in the ounces.
637
00:30:07,025 --> 00:30:10,972
When they weigh as
much as a fiat, I get worried.
638
00:30:10,996 --> 00:30:11,540
Whatever.
639
00:30:11,564 --> 00:30:12,907
Can you eat saltines?
640
00:30:12,931 --> 00:30:14,408
Yes, of course
I can eat saltines.
641
00:30:14,432 --> 00:30:17,078
Can't anybody? That's
what they give sick people.
642
00:30:17,102 --> 00:30:21,082
I just didn't know if there
was some sort of meat in it.
643
00:30:21,106 --> 00:30:22,817
I didn't know what they use.
644
00:30:22,841 --> 00:30:24,886
Put it away, mother.
I don't want it.
645
00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,821
Just clear a portion
out of the refrigerator,
646
00:30:26,845 --> 00:30:30,391
and tomorrow, I'll go
shopping and get stuff that I like.
647
00:30:30,415 --> 00:30:32,093
You don't have to do that.
648
00:30:32,117 --> 00:30:32,795
No, I want to.
649
00:30:32,819 --> 00:30:35,329
I'm going to be here.
I want to have food to eat.
650
00:30:35,353 --> 00:30:37,799
You think you'll
be here long enough
651
00:30:37,823 --> 00:30:38,800
that you need to go shopping?
652
00:30:38,824 --> 00:30:43,995
Yes. I wish you'd understand
what I'm doing here and support it.
653
00:30:46,832 --> 00:30:48,810
Whoo!
654
00:30:48,834 --> 00:30:49,478
Yuck!
655
00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:52,847
What's wrong? There
can't be meat in that.
656
00:30:52,871 --> 00:30:54,248
This lettuce is 100 years old!
657
00:30:54,272 --> 00:30:57,852
What, did you get this from
the Smithsonian commissary?
658
00:30:57,876 --> 00:30:59,187
Honey, lettuce doesn't get old.
659
00:30:59,211 --> 00:31:02,256
Lettuce doesn't get old?
Where do you read that?
660
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,025
You never heard
of wilted lettuce?
661
00:31:04,049 --> 00:31:06,160
Honey, I just took it
out of the freezer.
662
00:31:06,184 --> 00:31:07,161
You're freezing everything.
663
00:31:07,185 --> 00:31:10,298
It was a good invention, but
it wasn't meant for everything.
664
00:31:10,322 --> 00:31:12,233
That's why it's smaller
than the refrigerator.
665
00:31:12,257 --> 00:31:16,437
You're not supposed to put
everything in that little box.
666
00:31:16,461 --> 00:31:18,272
I make my salads on Monday,
667
00:31:18,296 --> 00:31:20,241
and I keep them frozen all week.
668
00:31:20,265 --> 00:31:22,143
I think I know what I'm doing.
669
00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:24,879
I know, but it doesn't
taste good to me.
670
00:31:24,903 --> 00:31:26,347
You're just not used to it.
671
00:31:26,371 --> 00:31:28,382
I don't want to get used to it.
672
00:31:28,406 --> 00:31:30,351
I want to go to the market.
673
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,419
How about some sherbet?
674
00:31:31,443 --> 00:31:34,922
Uh-oh. What kind of sherbet?
675
00:31:34,946 --> 00:31:37,458
Oh, what do you mean?
676
00:31:37,482 --> 00:31:41,052
It's delicious! Mmm.
677
00:31:43,121 --> 00:31:44,632
"Sweet tooth"?
678
00:31:44,656 --> 00:31:47,501
Where do you find sweet tooth?
679
00:31:47,525 --> 00:31:49,103
I never hear of these brands.
680
00:31:49,127 --> 00:31:52,440
There's a baskin-Robbins
half a block from here.
681
00:31:52,464 --> 00:31:54,075
I wouldn't go down there.
682
00:31:54,099 --> 00:31:55,343
That's a waste of money.
683
00:31:55,367 --> 00:31:56,911
I'm not going to fall for that.
684
00:31:56,935 --> 00:32:00,047
What are you falling for?
They have ice cream in there.
685
00:32:00,071 --> 00:32:00,949
There's no difference.
686
00:32:00,973 --> 00:32:02,049
Why should I pay
triple the amount
687
00:32:02,073 --> 00:32:06,187
when they probably go to the
supermarket and buy the very same kind?
688
00:32:06,211 --> 00:32:08,656
Mother, the ice cream
is colorless.
689
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,193
Look under the protective ice.
690
00:32:12,217 --> 00:32:13,327
The protective ice?
691
00:32:13,351 --> 00:32:18,065
You've actually named the clear,
hard crap that sits on the top?
692
00:32:18,089 --> 00:32:20,368
Well, if you don't
want it, don't eat it.
693
00:32:20,392 --> 00:32:23,471
You know, when I'm down and
you give me these words of wisdom
694
00:32:23,495 --> 00:32:27,141
and you say to me, "honey,
you don't need to see a shrink.
695
00:32:27,165 --> 00:32:28,643
Just don't be hard on yourself."
696
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:32,113
How can I possibly do that
when I come from you?
697
00:32:32,137 --> 00:32:33,915
You're running
a food museum here!
698
00:32:33,939 --> 00:32:36,117
Why can't you just
go buy fresh ice cream?
699
00:32:36,141 --> 00:32:37,618
Honey, you haven't
even tried it.
700
00:32:37,642 --> 00:32:39,587
You're making fun
of the ice cream,
701
00:32:39,611 --> 00:32:41,322
and you haven't even tasted it.
702
00:32:41,346 --> 00:32:42,323
It's wonderful sherbet.
703
00:32:42,347 --> 00:32:45,960
I don't want it.
I'm not going to taste it.
704
00:32:45,984 --> 00:32:46,528
No?
705
00:32:46,552 --> 00:32:48,195
I don't want it.
706
00:32:48,219 --> 00:32:49,964
You tell me...
707
00:32:49,988 --> 00:32:52,123
Aargh...
708
00:32:53,959 --> 00:32:54,670
Bleah!
709
00:32:54,694 --> 00:32:57,271
Oh, god, this is horribly old!
710
00:32:57,295 --> 00:33:01,509
This tastes like an orange foot!
711
00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:04,111
Oh, my god almighty!
712
00:33:04,135 --> 00:33:05,379
Phooey! Yuck!
713
00:33:05,403 --> 00:33:08,950
You're the first one
that didn't like it.
714
00:33:08,974 --> 00:33:10,184
Oh, I bet.
715
00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:12,053
Buy your own, then.
716
00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,120
I'm exhausted.
717
00:33:13,144 --> 00:33:15,189
I'm going to go take a bath.
718
00:33:15,213 --> 00:33:17,124
Eat whatever you want to eat.
719
00:33:17,148 --> 00:33:19,193
Just put the dishes in the sink,
720
00:33:19,217 --> 00:33:21,529
and I'll see you in the morning,
721
00:33:21,553 --> 00:33:24,231
and then we'll talk
about the couch.
722
00:33:24,255 --> 00:33:28,402
Such a surprise
to have you here.
723
00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:31,162
Sleep well, mother.
724
00:34:04,295 --> 00:34:05,673
Mother: Honey?
725
00:34:05,697 --> 00:34:07,241
Oh. Scared me.
726
00:34:07,265 --> 00:34:08,043
What are you doing?
727
00:34:08,067 --> 00:34:12,313
I just want to see how maybe I
could clear out some of these things.
728
00:34:12,337 --> 00:34:15,049
Dear, we were going to
talk about that tomorrow.
729
00:34:15,073 --> 00:34:16,550
I don't think it's a good idea.
730
00:34:16,574 --> 00:34:19,553
Mother, I really do
want to stay in this room.
731
00:34:19,577 --> 00:34:20,788
It's important to me.
732
00:34:20,812 --> 00:34:23,057
What are you trying
to do? Remind me.
733
00:34:23,081 --> 00:34:24,725
I'm trying to
recapture a feeling.
734
00:34:24,749 --> 00:34:27,194
You want to stay in here
to recapture something.
735
00:34:27,218 --> 00:34:29,630
Yeah. I want to see what
feelings it would bring up.
736
00:34:29,654 --> 00:34:32,400
What am I going to do
with all this? Just leave it.
737
00:34:32,424 --> 00:34:34,568
We'll put it in the
garage temporarily.
738
00:34:34,592 --> 00:34:36,070
We can't do that.
739
00:34:36,094 --> 00:34:36,405
Why?
740
00:34:36,429 --> 00:34:37,438
The garage is full of stuff.
741
00:34:37,462 --> 00:34:39,206
It's full of all my
high-school stuff.
742
00:34:39,230 --> 00:34:40,108
You saved everything.
743
00:34:40,132 --> 00:34:43,244
Let me move it in here,
and I'll move this back there.
744
00:34:43,268 --> 00:34:44,345
What difference does it make?
745
00:34:44,369 --> 00:34:46,580
What about the car?
You might damage it.
746
00:34:46,604 --> 00:34:48,082
I'll pull the car out.
747
00:34:48,106 --> 00:34:49,417
And you'll put it back?
748
00:34:49,441 --> 00:34:51,118
No, I will never put it back.
749
00:34:51,142 --> 00:34:52,586
It will become an
oldsmobile exhibit.
750
00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:55,322
We'll buy a big turntable,
it will revolve slowly,
751
00:34:55,346 --> 00:34:58,059
we'll get a good-looking
girl with a Mike.
752
00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:01,295
I don't want to get
everything dusty.
753
00:35:01,319 --> 00:35:02,064
Look at this room!
754
00:35:02,088 --> 00:35:04,465
You've got chairs
piled up to the ceiling.
755
00:35:04,489 --> 00:35:07,435
What difference does it
make if they get dusty?
756
00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:08,602
I plan to use those chairs.
757
00:35:08,626 --> 00:35:10,104
In what... some sort
of a vaudeville act?
758
00:35:10,128 --> 00:35:14,141
The furniture's very heavy,
and you're not strong enough,
759
00:35:14,165 --> 00:35:15,276
and I can't help you.
760
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,710
I'll get somebody
off the street.
761
00:35:16,734 --> 00:35:20,114
I can go down to sears
and get one of those kids.
762
00:35:20,138 --> 00:35:21,715
You know how to do that?
763
00:35:21,739 --> 00:35:22,551
How to do what?
764
00:35:22,575 --> 00:35:24,752
How to choose those men
on the corner.
765
00:35:24,776 --> 00:35:25,720
It's not an art form.
766
00:35:25,744 --> 00:35:28,456
You just point to them,
and they get in the car.
767
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,291
Don't overpay them.
It's insulting.
768
00:35:30,315 --> 00:35:32,093
I read where they
don't like that.
769
00:35:32,117 --> 00:35:33,127
I know. I read the same thing.
770
00:35:33,151 --> 00:35:36,330
When they get their paycheck
and it's huge, they feel violated.
771
00:35:36,354 --> 00:35:38,165
Well, they're different than us.
772
00:35:38,189 --> 00:35:42,269
No. You're different than them.
773
00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:43,437
Good night.
774
00:35:43,461 --> 00:35:46,164
Good night, dear.
775
00:35:53,138 --> 00:35:56,117
♪ There's a world ♪
776
00:35:56,141 --> 00:35:59,453
♪ where I can go ♪
777
00:35:59,477 --> 00:36:05,459
♪ and tell my secrets, too ♪
778
00:36:05,483 --> 00:36:13,483
♪ in my room ♪
779
00:36:20,298 --> 00:36:24,245
♪ in this world ♪
780
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:27,414
♪ I lock out all ♪
781
00:36:27,438 --> 00:36:32,920
♪ my worries and my fears ♪
782
00:36:32,944 --> 00:36:40,944
♪ in my room ♪
783
00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:55,209
♪ do my brooding
and my scheming ♪
784
00:36:55,233 --> 00:37:01,782
♪ lie awake and pray ♪
785
00:37:01,806 --> 00:37:08,722
♪ do my crying and my sighing ♪
786
00:37:08,746 --> 00:37:15,329
♪ laugh at yesterday ♪
787
00:37:15,353 --> 00:37:19,533
♪ now it's dark and ♪
788
00:37:19,557 --> 00:37:22,970
♪ I'm alone but ♪
789
00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:29,243
♪ I won't be afraid ♪
790
00:37:29,267 --> 00:37:37,267
♪ in my room ♪
791
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:48,963
John: And... Ta-da!
792
00:37:48,987 --> 00:37:50,864
Mother: Oh, this is something!
793
00:37:50,888 --> 00:37:56,694
It looks exactly like it looked
when you were in school.
794
00:37:57,428 --> 00:38:00,698
I hope you know
what you're doing.
795
00:38:01,299 --> 00:38:04,345
Honey, I'm not sure
where the camera is.
796
00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,780
It's the tiny hole
right above the screen.
797
00:38:06,804 --> 00:38:09,850
I don't think I have
the same one you do.
798
00:38:09,874 --> 00:38:13,287
Yes, of course you do.
It's the same phone.
799
00:38:13,311 --> 00:38:15,356
Just move to your right.
800
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,424
Hold...
801
00:38:17,448 --> 00:38:18,360
To your left!
802
00:38:18,384 --> 00:38:20,327
Honey, I can't hear you!
803
00:38:20,351 --> 00:38:22,863
Mother! Ma!
804
00:38:22,887 --> 00:38:24,965
Stay there!
That's good! Hold it!
805
00:38:24,989 --> 00:38:28,836
Just stay right there.
That's fine. Don't move.
806
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:29,537
Good enough.
807
00:38:29,561 --> 00:38:32,473
Look, I think that
he just wants to see
808
00:38:32,497 --> 00:38:34,608
what he can do
about your relationship.
809
00:38:34,632 --> 00:38:36,477
Well, what's wrong
with our relationship?
810
00:38:36,501 --> 00:38:40,714
Maybe we don't see as much
of each other as you and I,
811
00:38:40,738 --> 00:38:41,549
but it's fine.
812
00:38:41,573 --> 00:38:43,484
Just go with it
for a little while.
813
00:38:43,508 --> 00:38:44,818
I'm sure he'll get sick of it.
814
00:38:44,842 --> 00:38:47,521
Isn't there something
wrong with a grown man
815
00:38:47,545 --> 00:38:50,524
who puts his high-school
things back on the shelf?
816
00:38:50,548 --> 00:38:53,060
Well, he's a writer.
Chalk it up to that.
817
00:38:53,084 --> 00:38:56,397
Oh, I don't think that has
anything to do with writing.
818
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:59,767
He's not that famous a writer
that he can afford to go nuts.
819
00:38:59,791 --> 00:39:02,636
He might be famous one day,
mom. You never know.
820
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:07,408
Really? Do you really
think that's possible?
821
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:08,876
Do your people think so?
822
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,511
My people? They're athletes.
823
00:39:10,535 --> 00:39:13,013
I don't think they
even know who he is.
824
00:39:13,037 --> 00:39:13,848
That's my point.
825
00:39:13,872 --> 00:39:17,384
Don't you worry. I'm sure
he'll get tired of it soon.
826
00:39:17,408 --> 00:39:19,644
I'll call you later. Love you.
827
00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:27,852
Oh, my god!
828
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,371
♪ Na na na na na ♪
829
00:39:37,395 --> 00:39:40,674
♪ na na na na na na na na na ♪
830
00:39:40,698 --> 00:39:42,776
♪ na na na na ♪
831
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,911
♪ aaoww! ♪
832
00:39:43,935 --> 00:39:46,613
♪ Play it, little Molly ♪
833
00:39:46,637 --> 00:39:49,049
♪ long tall Sally ♪
834
00:39:49,073 --> 00:39:51,485
♪ great shotgun ♪
835
00:39:51,509 --> 00:39:54,788
♪ watch me work, y'all ♪
836
00:39:54,812 --> 00:39:59,784
♪ ow! Do it ♪
837
00:40:01,452 --> 00:40:02,730
Yeah?
838
00:40:02,754 --> 00:40:03,698
Didn't see you.
839
00:40:03,722 --> 00:40:07,000
This is what you do
when you're blocked?
840
00:40:07,024 --> 00:40:07,702
Sometimes.
841
00:40:07,726 --> 00:40:09,970
I'm going to go to the market.
842
00:40:09,994 --> 00:40:11,805
Be back in about an hour.
843
00:40:11,829 --> 00:40:14,475
Oh, I want to go with you.
844
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:15,843
Really?
845
00:40:15,867 --> 00:40:18,936
Well, come on.
846
00:40:50,067 --> 00:40:53,614
John: There's a space
right up here, mother.
847
00:40:53,638 --> 00:40:54,915
Mother: Where?
848
00:40:54,939 --> 00:40:56,049
Right here!
849
00:40:56,073 --> 00:40:57,151
What space?
850
00:40:57,175 --> 00:40:57,986
There! There!
851
00:40:58,010 --> 00:40:59,887
I was looking the other way.
852
00:40:59,911 --> 00:41:02,623
I don't think it was a space.
853
00:41:02,647 --> 00:41:03,957
It has to be a space.
854
00:41:03,981 --> 00:41:06,627
Well, it's where
they put the baskets.
855
00:41:06,651 --> 00:41:08,429
Honey, I've been here before.
856
00:41:08,453 --> 00:41:09,563
You're making me nervous.
857
00:41:09,587 --> 00:41:12,566
I don't want to lose it,
that's all.
858
00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:13,201
Well, it's not...
859
00:41:13,225 --> 00:41:16,637
You're going around again.
No, no. Here. Right here.
860
00:41:16,661 --> 00:41:19,640
What are you doing?
It's right there!
861
00:41:19,664 --> 00:41:20,974
Oh, goodness.
862
00:41:20,998 --> 00:41:22,910
They didn't Mark it well.
863
00:41:22,934 --> 00:41:25,712
This is like a ride
at Disneyland.
864
00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:26,814
Here we go again.
865
00:41:26,838 --> 00:41:28,816
I saw one down here on the left.
866
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,485
What do you mean,
the left? Right here!
867
00:41:31,509 --> 00:41:34,488
No. We are not
doing this again. No!
868
00:41:34,512 --> 00:41:35,622
Honey, don't do that!
869
00:41:35,646 --> 00:41:37,624
If you want to drive, drive,
870
00:41:37,648 --> 00:41:39,526
but don't grab the wheel.
871
00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:40,694
I had to do something.
872
00:41:40,718 --> 00:41:44,231
Someone had to stop us
from going around.
873
00:41:44,255 --> 00:41:47,492
This was the space?
874
00:41:48,092 --> 00:41:50,070
You want a separate basket?
875
00:41:50,094 --> 00:41:50,605
Why?
876
00:41:50,629 --> 00:41:52,506
If I have some meat
products in here...
877
00:41:52,530 --> 00:41:54,641
I don't care
if meat's in the basket.
878
00:41:54,665 --> 00:41:56,243
I just don't want to ingest it.
879
00:41:56,267 --> 00:41:58,612
I didn't know
how far you take this.
880
00:41:58,636 --> 00:42:00,681
No, we can use the same basket.
881
00:42:00,705 --> 00:42:02,649
I think it's appropriate.
882
00:42:02,673 --> 00:42:04,175
Oh. Ok.
883
00:42:04,976 --> 00:42:07,087
You want some peanut butter?
884
00:42:07,111 --> 00:42:10,248
As a matter of fact, I do.
885
00:42:11,983 --> 00:42:13,684
"New-taste"?
886
00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:16,530
I'm going to get the organic.
887
00:42:16,554 --> 00:42:18,665
Oh, honey,
there's no difference.
888
00:42:18,689 --> 00:42:20,267
Yeah, but I like the organic.
889
00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:22,536
But there's no reason
to pay extra.
890
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,238
This all comes from
the same place.
891
00:42:24,262 --> 00:42:26,106
The man told me
it's just the label.
892
00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:27,875
I don't think that's
necessarily true,
893
00:42:27,899 --> 00:42:31,078
but in any case, I'm buying
my own peanut butter.
894
00:42:31,102 --> 00:42:31,880
I want the organic.
895
00:42:31,904 --> 00:42:34,081
I don't know why you
want to waste the money.
896
00:42:34,105 --> 00:42:35,849
Why do you want to
throw it all away?
897
00:42:35,873 --> 00:42:37,918
Because that's exactly
what I want to do.
898
00:42:37,942 --> 00:42:41,221
I want an experience where
we throw away 91 cents together.
899
00:42:41,245 --> 00:42:42,123
You throw it away.
900
00:42:42,147 --> 00:42:46,827
New-taste is as good as any
of this, and I won't be fooled.
901
00:42:46,851 --> 00:42:48,085
Organic!
902
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:49,631
I have an idea.
903
00:42:49,655 --> 00:42:52,933
Let's buy the most
expensive jelly in the market.
904
00:42:52,957 --> 00:42:54,001
Oh, honey, you're something.
905
00:42:54,025 --> 00:42:57,638
Come on. What do you think
the most expensive jelly is?
906
00:42:57,662 --> 00:43:00,040
I don't buy jelly. I don't know.
907
00:43:00,064 --> 00:43:02,242
Oh, this looks very good.
908
00:43:02,266 --> 00:43:03,744
Oh, don't get that!
909
00:43:03,768 --> 00:43:04,078
Why?
910
00:43:04,102 --> 00:43:07,281
Because it's too expensive.
That's a waste of money.
911
00:43:07,305 --> 00:43:10,551
Look, you can get a
whole jar here for $2.50.
912
00:43:10,575 --> 00:43:12,553
Why would you want to
spend $10.95?
913
00:43:12,577 --> 00:43:14,821
Because, thank god,
I can afford it,
914
00:43:14,845 --> 00:43:15,690
and it might be good.
915
00:43:15,714 --> 00:43:18,258
Come on, mother. Let's
experience this together.
916
00:43:18,282 --> 00:43:19,560
I don't want this experience!
917
00:43:19,584 --> 00:43:22,696
You're fooled by these
names, all that fancy wrapping.
918
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:23,864
I'm not fooled by anything.
919
00:43:23,888 --> 00:43:26,166
This isn't what the
experiment's about.
920
00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:28,035
It's not about being fooled.
921
00:43:28,059 --> 00:43:29,269
It's about splurging.
922
00:43:29,293 --> 00:43:30,737
You see, I realize something.
923
00:43:30,761 --> 00:43:33,574
I think you treat
yourself very cheaply,
924
00:43:33,598 --> 00:43:34,808
and I think therefore
925
00:43:34,832 --> 00:43:36,677
you have instilled that into me.
926
00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:38,745
I don't treat myself
cheaply at all.
927
00:43:38,769 --> 00:43:42,015
I lived through the
depression. You didn't.
928
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:43,617
The depression! You were 2.
929
00:43:43,641 --> 00:43:46,653
By the way, things
aren't so great right now.
930
00:43:46,677 --> 00:43:47,955
Well, it's not the thirties.
931
00:43:47,979 --> 00:43:52,617
You don't have to
wait in line to buy bread.
932
00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:57,688
Man: Yes. Sourdough, please.
933
00:43:59,757 --> 00:44:02,869
You know, I've heard
this depression story a lot,
934
00:44:02,893 --> 00:44:05,072
but I don't know
what it has to do
935
00:44:05,096 --> 00:44:06,373
with splurging for jam now.
936
00:44:06,397 --> 00:44:08,842
We're in the nineties, mother.
937
00:44:08,866 --> 00:44:10,077
It's fancy-jam time.
938
00:44:10,101 --> 00:44:11,278
See, I realize something.
939
00:44:11,302 --> 00:44:13,046
We don't like ourselves enough.
940
00:44:13,070 --> 00:44:14,815
You don't give
yourself anything.
941
00:44:14,839 --> 00:44:16,383
I don't give myself anything.
942
00:44:16,407 --> 00:44:17,251
It's all so clear!
943
00:44:17,275 --> 00:44:21,655
Shh. Honey, I don't want
to have this discussion now.
944
00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:22,624
I like myself very much.
945
00:44:22,648 --> 00:44:26,326
Just because I don't want
to spend $10 for bullshit jam
946
00:44:26,350 --> 00:44:29,830
has nothing to do with
what I feel about myself!
947
00:44:29,854 --> 00:44:33,033
I never heard you use
the word bullshit before.
948
00:44:33,057 --> 00:44:36,169
You never heard me
use a lot of words.
949
00:44:36,193 --> 00:44:37,038
Oh! What a waste.
950
00:44:37,062 --> 00:44:38,705
For god's sakes,
looks like a toy!
951
00:44:38,729 --> 00:44:41,908
The checker's going to
have a good laugh over this.
952
00:44:41,932 --> 00:44:44,277
Mother, can't you
just forget about it?
953
00:44:44,301 --> 00:44:46,213
Can't you throw
caution to the wind?
954
00:44:46,237 --> 00:44:50,350
Caution I can throw all day.
Jelly is another matter.
955
00:44:50,374 --> 00:44:52,219
My goodness, a brand.
956
00:44:52,243 --> 00:44:53,787
What's the matter?
957
00:44:53,811 --> 00:44:55,989
Don't they make new-nuts?
958
00:44:56,013 --> 00:44:58,125
I enjoy my grape-nuts.
959
00:44:58,149 --> 00:45:00,084
I know you do.
960
00:45:03,187 --> 00:45:07,091
Hmm, I need some sweet tooth.
961
00:45:17,435 --> 00:45:21,214
P.A. system: Shoppers, there's
no waiting at check stand 5.
962
00:45:21,238 --> 00:45:22,183
No waiting, check stand 5.
963
00:45:22,207 --> 00:45:25,752
If you tell me there's a
difference between salt,
964
00:45:25,776 --> 00:45:27,721
I'm really going to get upset.
965
00:45:27,745 --> 00:45:29,456
You do not know how to market.
966
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,793
No, I know there's no
difference between salt.
967
00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:34,861
I know salt's all the same.
968
00:45:34,885 --> 00:45:36,229
It's all all the same!
969
00:45:36,253 --> 00:45:38,365
It's no tall all the same!
970
00:45:38,389 --> 00:45:40,300
Beatrice! Hello!
This is my sister.
971
00:45:40,324 --> 00:45:42,903
Sis, this is
my neighbor Beatrice.
972
00:45:42,927 --> 00:45:44,104
How do you do?
973
00:45:44,128 --> 00:45:45,772
I forget your name.
974
00:45:45,796 --> 00:45:46,907
Alice.
975
00:45:46,931 --> 00:45:48,475
So nice to see you, Beatrice.
976
00:45:48,499 --> 00:45:50,977
Alice is going to
be here for a week,
977
00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:53,914
and then she's taking
a cruise to Mexico.
978
00:45:53,938 --> 00:45:55,749
Oh, my... a cruise!
979
00:45:55,773 --> 00:45:56,850
Oh, my!
980
00:45:56,874 --> 00:45:57,984
I'm, uh, John.
981
00:45:58,008 --> 00:46:00,911
This is my son... the other one.
982
00:46:01,278 --> 00:46:03,824
He's staying with me
for a while.
983
00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:05,092
He likes this jelly.
984
00:46:05,116 --> 00:46:05,893
Woman: Look at that!
985
00:46:05,917 --> 00:46:08,295
Oh, I've heard of that.
It's organic.
986
00:46:08,319 --> 00:46:09,163
You've heard of it?
987
00:46:09,187 --> 00:46:13,066
Oh, yes. They're very
big in the catalog business.
988
00:46:13,090 --> 00:46:13,468
Really!
989
00:46:13,492 --> 00:46:17,037
Yes. I hear their jelly is
wonderful, and you know what else?
990
00:46:17,061 --> 00:46:21,908
They have a peanut butter
for $12 that's out of this world.
991
00:46:21,932 --> 00:46:24,377
Well, just think of that.
992
00:46:24,401 --> 00:46:25,979
Leave it to my son.
993
00:46:26,003 --> 00:46:28,415
Woman: So, you're the writer?
994
00:46:28,439 --> 00:46:28,950
Yes.
995
00:46:28,974 --> 00:46:31,318
Well, he hasn't written
anything for a while,
996
00:46:31,342 --> 00:46:33,453
but he's working on a new book.
997
00:46:33,477 --> 00:46:35,288
Thanks for the intro, mother.
998
00:46:35,312 --> 00:46:36,257
What are you writing?
999
00:46:36,281 --> 00:46:39,292
I'm working on a
science fiction novel.
1000
00:46:39,316 --> 00:46:40,761
Like Stephen King.
1001
00:46:40,785 --> 00:46:41,928
Whoo! Whoo!
1002
00:46:41,952 --> 00:46:45,265
Now, Stephen King
could afford this jelly.
1003
00:46:45,289 --> 00:46:47,258
My son, I'm not so sure.
1004
00:46:48,025 --> 00:46:51,171
Let's go. We got a
lot of shopping to do.
1005
00:46:51,195 --> 00:46:51,806
Excuse us.
1006
00:46:51,830 --> 00:46:53,940
I will speak to you, Beatrice.
1007
00:46:53,964 --> 00:46:54,842
Nice to see you.
1008
00:46:54,866 --> 00:46:56,042
Nice to see you, too, John.
1009
00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:59,179
Nice to see you. Have
a nice trip to Mexico.
1010
00:46:59,203 --> 00:46:59,914
Thank you.
1011
00:46:59,938 --> 00:47:01,081
Don't drink the water.
1012
00:47:01,105 --> 00:47:02,282
You see what you do?
1013
00:47:02,306 --> 00:47:04,050
All you do is apologize for me!
1014
00:47:04,074 --> 00:47:05,218
I don't apologize
for you at all.
1015
00:47:05,242 --> 00:47:08,255
Maybe I am a little embarrassed
about the jelly. So what?
1016
00:47:08,279 --> 00:47:10,557
Why would you be
embarrassed about the jelly?
1017
00:47:10,581 --> 00:47:11,892
Didn't her sister like it?
1018
00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,360
Her sister doesn't
know anything.
1019
00:47:13,384 --> 00:47:15,295
You want to know
something about her?
1020
00:47:15,319 --> 00:47:16,164
No, I really don't.
1021
00:47:16,188 --> 00:47:19,032
She was in some sort of
institution for a few years.
1022
00:47:19,056 --> 00:47:20,167
Nobody knows
what really happened.
1023
00:47:20,191 --> 00:47:24,128
She went insane for spending
a few dollars more for her food.
1024
00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:26,506
Oh, my goodness!
1025
00:47:26,530 --> 00:47:27,541
Oh, my.
1026
00:47:27,565 --> 00:47:28,342
What did we do?
1027
00:47:28,366 --> 00:47:31,311
We must have come
around the same way.
1028
00:47:31,335 --> 00:47:32,180
I told you.
1029
00:47:32,204 --> 00:47:33,814
This market's so confusing.
1030
00:47:33,838 --> 00:47:35,215
I thought this was the freezer.
1031
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,083
They don't have a freezer.
1032
00:47:37,107 --> 00:47:37,985
Of course they do.
1033
00:47:38,009 --> 00:47:40,086
Where were you trying to go?
1034
00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:41,288
Woman: To the freezer.
1035
00:47:41,312 --> 00:47:44,157
And you came around
the same way?
1036
00:47:44,181 --> 00:47:45,959
That's so funny!
1037
00:47:45,983 --> 00:47:47,394
That is so funny!
1038
00:47:47,418 --> 00:47:49,095
It's not that funny.
1039
00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:50,163
Mother, let's go.
1040
00:47:50,187 --> 00:47:51,898
We're right back
where we started.
1041
00:47:51,922 --> 00:47:53,466
You know what they just did?
1042
00:47:53,490 --> 00:47:54,490
Don't tell the clerk!
1043
00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:59,306
We're going to turn into
skeletons with this conversation.
1044
00:47:59,330 --> 00:48:00,574
Can you believe this?
1045
00:48:00,598 --> 00:48:03,610
Mother, I beg you, let's go.
1046
00:48:03,634 --> 00:48:04,911
Oh, he wants to go.
1047
00:48:04,935 --> 00:48:07,414
That's so funny!
I'll talk to you later.
1048
00:48:07,438 --> 00:48:11,208
Come on, honey. Let's
get your non meat things.
1049
00:48:12,543 --> 00:48:14,879
That's very funny.
1050
00:48:36,133 --> 00:48:36,978
Honey, look.
1051
00:48:37,002 --> 00:48:38,278
I cleared out the refrigerator.
1052
00:48:38,302 --> 00:48:40,947
I'm going to give you
the right-hand side,
1053
00:48:40,971 --> 00:48:42,349
and I'll put your stuff there.
1054
00:48:42,373 --> 00:48:45,252
It's like it happened
one night for food.
1055
00:48:45,276 --> 00:48:48,455
Oh, I love that movie.
Clark gable was wonderful.
1056
00:48:48,479 --> 00:48:51,658
Do you really want to
separate the refrigerator?
1057
00:48:51,682 --> 00:48:53,927
Oh, yes, dear.
It'll be much easier.
1058
00:48:53,951 --> 00:48:56,596
That way you won't
accidentally eat some meat.
1059
00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:59,432
It's good that you
know that about me.
1060
00:48:59,456 --> 00:49:02,927
I accidentally eat
things all day long.
1061
00:49:10,567 --> 00:49:11,678
What are you doing?
1062
00:49:11,702 --> 00:49:15,081
I can't get it to fit
completely on my side.
1063
00:49:15,105 --> 00:49:18,919
It's just going to have
to stick over a little.
1064
00:49:18,943 --> 00:49:22,122
Mother, would you
forget the separation?
1065
00:49:22,146 --> 00:49:24,024
Just leave the
refrigerator alone.
1066
00:49:24,048 --> 00:49:26,026
I can get the stuff that I like.
1067
00:49:26,050 --> 00:49:28,428
I just thought I'd make it
easier for you.
1068
00:49:28,452 --> 00:49:29,930
Then don't manage the food.
1069
00:49:29,954 --> 00:49:32,198
My eyes are
connected to my brain
1070
00:49:32,222 --> 00:49:33,167
like in a real person.
1071
00:49:33,191 --> 00:49:35,235
I know exactly what
it is that I want to eat.
1072
00:49:35,259 --> 00:49:39,239
Fine. If you'd rather not
divide it up, we don't divide it up.
1073
00:49:39,263 --> 00:49:41,474
Would you like
some of your food now?
1074
00:49:41,498 --> 00:49:43,276
Yes. I'm a little hungry.
1075
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:44,411
Let me make you something.
1076
00:49:44,435 --> 00:49:48,405
Why don't you set
the table and sit down?
1077
00:49:48,539 --> 00:49:52,585
Honey, tell me again, because
people will start asking...
1078
00:49:52,609 --> 00:49:54,955
You're here why?
1079
00:49:54,979 --> 00:49:55,289
Why?
1080
00:49:55,313 --> 00:49:58,558
Well, it's complicated,
mother, but you know why.
1081
00:49:58,582 --> 00:50:02,595
Well, you're having problems,
and you're blaming me.
1082
00:50:02,619 --> 00:50:03,464
Is that it?
1083
00:50:03,488 --> 00:50:04,597
I'm not blaming anyone.
1084
00:50:04,621 --> 00:50:08,001
It's just that things aren't
working out so great
1085
00:50:08,025 --> 00:50:09,736
with the women
in my life right now,
1086
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,239
and I feel that, until I can
figure this situation out,
1087
00:50:13,263 --> 00:50:17,410
I probably will never be able
to figure that situation out.
1088
00:50:17,434 --> 00:50:19,245
So, you know,
whatever I learn here,
1089
00:50:19,269 --> 00:50:23,316
I'll take into that part of
my life and apply it there.
1090
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:26,319
Hey! That's a very
good way to say it.
1091
00:50:26,343 --> 00:50:28,555
I wasn't listening.
1092
00:50:28,579 --> 00:50:29,556
Tell them what?
1093
00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:31,291
This is one of the problems.
1094
00:50:31,315 --> 00:50:33,226
Just don't tell them anything.
1095
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:33,661
Forget it.
1096
00:50:33,685 --> 00:50:38,398
Yes. I could pretend you're
here for just a regular reason.
1097
00:50:38,422 --> 00:50:40,500
Yeah... like a visit.
I'm your son.
1098
00:50:40,524 --> 00:50:44,170
Yes, of course. You could be
here for any kind of a reason.
1099
00:50:44,194 --> 00:50:46,573
For example, you could
have injured yourself,
1100
00:50:46,597 --> 00:50:48,742
and you need me
to take care of you.
1101
00:50:48,766 --> 00:50:51,411
I'm not going to limp
for you, mother.
1102
00:50:51,435 --> 00:50:54,038
No, no. Some internal injury.
1103
00:50:54,371 --> 00:50:57,784
So you're not making it work
with the women, dear?
1104
00:50:57,808 --> 00:51:01,488
No. Things aren't going
so great right now.
1105
00:51:01,512 --> 00:51:03,256
Oh, Karen was lovely.
1106
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,392
What was the problem
there again?
1107
00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:07,260
She didn't support me.
1108
00:51:07,284 --> 00:51:08,595
Did you support her?
1109
00:51:08,619 --> 00:51:09,629
Yeah, I supported her.
1110
00:51:09,653 --> 00:51:12,699
Did you, dear?
I remember when she want...
1111
00:51:12,723 --> 00:51:13,767
Oh, I forget which one.
1112
00:51:13,791 --> 00:51:17,237
What did she want to do
that you didn't want?
1113
00:51:17,261 --> 00:51:17,671
Leave me.
1114
00:51:17,695 --> 00:51:19,105
Oh. Why would you support that?
1115
00:51:19,129 --> 00:51:22,575
The hell with her, dear.
She wasn't that cute anyway.
1116
00:51:22,599 --> 00:51:24,177
Mother, I'm fine with her.
1117
00:51:24,201 --> 00:51:26,646
We don't have to
trash her looks.
1118
00:51:26,670 --> 00:51:27,448
What are you doing?
1119
00:51:27,472 --> 00:51:31,317
Stop! No more food!
It's like fantasia!
1120
00:51:31,341 --> 00:51:32,685
You said you were hungry.
1121
00:51:32,709 --> 00:51:33,454
For my whole life,
1122
00:51:33,478 --> 00:51:37,057
I've never been able to deal
with these food questions.
1123
00:51:37,081 --> 00:51:38,391
You ask me if I'm hungry,
1124
00:51:38,415 --> 00:51:40,326
I tell you yes,
you bring me food.
1125
00:51:40,350 --> 00:51:41,694
You ask me if I'm hungry,
1126
00:51:41,718 --> 00:51:43,696
I tell you no,
you bring me food.
1127
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,831
You ask me the questions,
1128
00:51:44,855 --> 00:51:46,499
but you don't listen
to the answers,
1129
00:51:46,523 --> 00:51:48,268
so I know I'm going to get food
1130
00:51:48,292 --> 00:51:49,269
no matter what I tell you.
1131
00:51:49,293 --> 00:51:51,704
Therefore, I adjust how
hungry I tell you I am
1132
00:51:51,728 --> 00:51:54,340
to know how much
food I'm going to get.
1133
00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:56,643
From now on, just
bring what you want.
1134
00:51:56,667 --> 00:51:59,079
Really. I'll eat
what you bring me,
1135
00:51:59,103 --> 00:52:01,147
or I won't eat what
you bring me.
1136
00:52:01,171 --> 00:52:01,816
It doesn't matter.
1137
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,150
Bring it anyway, and that's
the end of the food deal.
1138
00:52:04,174 --> 00:52:08,221
Honey, I never knew it
was this much of a problem.
1139
00:52:08,245 --> 00:52:11,124
I will never ask you
about food anymore.
1140
00:52:11,148 --> 00:52:13,259
Oh, mother, you can ask me,
1141
00:52:13,283 --> 00:52:14,828
but you know what I mean.
1142
00:52:14,852 --> 00:52:17,530
Oh, I just wish
your father were alive
1143
00:52:17,554 --> 00:52:21,201
so he could take
a little of this blame.
1144
00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:23,169
Is that a joke?
1145
00:52:23,193 --> 00:52:24,170
Yes, it is, honey.
1146
00:52:24,194 --> 00:52:28,875
Every time you say
something funny, I'm shocked.
1147
00:52:28,899 --> 00:52:29,477
I know.
1148
00:52:29,501 --> 00:52:33,346
You must think of me
as some sort of a moron.
1149
00:52:33,370 --> 00:52:34,447
No, no. Not a moron.
1150
00:52:34,471 --> 00:52:37,183
Just someone who
thinks I'm a moron.
1151
00:52:37,207 --> 00:52:39,519
Well, it takes one to know one,
1152
00:52:39,543 --> 00:52:41,445
doesn't it, dear?
1153
00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:43,790
So, let me ask you something.
1154
00:52:43,814 --> 00:52:46,793
The son does get
more from his mother,
1155
00:52:46,817 --> 00:52:48,428
for the most part, anyway,
1156
00:52:48,452 --> 00:52:49,829
than his father, doesn't he?
1157
00:52:49,853 --> 00:52:52,298
Yes, in your case,
but not all the time.
1158
00:52:52,322 --> 00:52:56,336
Well, who instilled the
cheapness and self-loathing?
1159
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,837
You, right?
1160
00:52:57,861 --> 00:52:59,672
Dear, I'm tired.
1161
00:52:59,696 --> 00:53:02,833
We can berate me tomorrow.
1162
00:53:03,867 --> 00:53:04,812
I love you, mother.
1163
00:53:04,836 --> 00:53:06,746
You know, if you
talk to the women
1164
00:53:06,770 --> 00:53:08,615
the way you talk to me
sometimes,
1165
00:53:08,639 --> 00:53:10,850
I can see why
they all leave you.
1166
00:53:10,874 --> 00:53:13,253
They didn't all leave me.
1167
00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:15,255
I left some of them.
1168
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:16,789
Really!
1169
00:53:16,813 --> 00:53:19,483
I didn't know that.
1170
00:53:30,527 --> 00:53:33,306
It is morning
on this strange planet.
1171
00:53:33,330 --> 00:53:35,642
We do not know where we are,
1172
00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:38,778
but we are safe,
at least for the moment.
1173
00:53:38,802 --> 00:53:43,607
What is outside,
no one will ever know.
1174
00:53:44,575 --> 00:53:47,878
What is outside, nobody...
1175
00:53:55,352 --> 00:53:56,529
It is morning
on this strange planet.
1176
00:53:56,553 --> 00:54:00,300
We do not know where we are, but
we are safe, at least for the moment.
1177
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,660
What is outside,
nobody will ever know.
1178
00:54:06,296 --> 00:54:08,474
No one?
1179
00:54:08,498 --> 00:54:09,933
No one.
1180
00:54:11,868 --> 00:54:16,940
What is outside,
no one will ever know.
1181
00:54:18,442 --> 00:54:19,652
Mother: Honey?
1182
00:54:19,676 --> 00:54:20,454
Yeah?
1183
00:54:20,478 --> 00:54:23,590
I'm going out,
and I'll be back later.
1184
00:54:23,614 --> 00:54:25,358
Are you all right?
1185
00:54:25,382 --> 00:54:26,726
Yeah. Where are you going?
1186
00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:30,330
I have some shopping
and things to do.
1187
00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:32,732
Oh, look at this!
1188
00:54:32,756 --> 00:54:34,867
This is beautiful.
1189
00:54:34,891 --> 00:54:36,402
Oh, you never saw one before?
1190
00:54:36,426 --> 00:54:39,906
Only in the store. My goodness,
look what they've done.
1191
00:54:39,930 --> 00:54:41,307
Did you ever use one?
1192
00:54:41,331 --> 00:54:41,642
No.
1193
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:43,343
Do you know how to type?
1194
00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:44,477
Do I know how to type?
1195
00:54:44,501 --> 00:54:46,980
I was the fastest
typist in my class.
1196
00:54:47,004 --> 00:54:47,780
Number one.
1197
00:54:47,804 --> 00:54:48,549
But it was manual.
1198
00:54:48,573 --> 00:54:50,617
Then they didn't
do all those things.
1199
00:54:50,641 --> 00:54:51,985
Come on. You got to try it.
1200
00:54:52,009 --> 00:54:53,786
Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
1201
00:54:53,810 --> 00:54:55,388
No. Try it. It's easy.
1202
00:54:55,412 --> 00:54:56,856
It's the same as manual.
1203
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,292
It just does it all for you.
1204
00:54:59,316 --> 00:55:00,851
Let's see.
1205
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,825
Mother!
1206
00:55:12,996 --> 00:55:14,540
You're amazing!
1207
00:55:14,564 --> 00:55:18,544
No mistakes, and you're fast.
1208
00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:20,847
I'm impressed.
1209
00:55:20,871 --> 00:55:22,715
I never knew this.
1210
00:55:22,739 --> 00:55:26,286
Your mother does a lot
of things you don't know.
1211
00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:28,321
Well, that's why I'm here.
1212
00:55:28,345 --> 00:55:29,555
Tell me everything.
1213
00:55:29,579 --> 00:55:31,758
You came here to
find out what I do?
1214
00:55:31,782 --> 00:55:33,426
I thought you came here because
1215
00:55:33,450 --> 00:55:34,994
of the problems with the women.
1216
00:55:35,018 --> 00:55:36,029
The problems with the women,
1217
00:55:36,053 --> 00:55:39,365
to find out what you do... the
whole thing. Come on.
1218
00:55:39,389 --> 00:55:41,434
Not now, dear. I have to go.
1219
00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:42,502
Oh, mother?
1220
00:55:42,526 --> 00:55:46,939
I'm taking you out to dinner
tonight, so be ready at 8:00.
1221
00:55:46,963 --> 00:55:48,007
What?
1222
00:55:48,031 --> 00:55:48,742
We have a date.
1223
00:55:48,766 --> 00:55:50,009
I want you to be
ready at 8:00 sharp.
1224
00:55:50,033 --> 00:55:51,311
I'll pick you up in your room.
1225
00:55:51,335 --> 00:55:54,447
Honey, you don't have to
do that. I'll make something.
1226
00:55:54,471 --> 00:55:55,581
No more house cheese.
1227
00:55:55,605 --> 00:55:59,076
This is going to be
a very special evening.
1228
00:56:23,033 --> 00:56:26,346
To the experiment,
whatever it is.
1229
00:56:26,370 --> 00:56:28,739
To the experiment.
1230
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,548
And you look good.
1231
00:56:39,683 --> 00:56:40,960
But?
1232
00:56:40,984 --> 00:56:42,095
What, dear?
1233
00:56:42,119 --> 00:56:44,364
Just wondering
when the but's coming.
1234
00:56:44,388 --> 00:56:45,498
Is that what you think I do?
1235
00:56:45,522 --> 00:56:47,700
I don't think you do it.
That's what you do.
1236
00:56:47,724 --> 00:56:49,001
I don't mean anything by it.
1237
00:56:49,025 --> 00:56:50,470
It's just something
a mother does.
1238
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:52,438
I don't know that
every mother does that.
1239
00:56:52,462 --> 00:56:53,906
I don't know think
every mother says,
1240
00:56:53,930 --> 00:56:56,609
"honey, you look good,
but your hair is thinning."
1241
00:56:56,633 --> 00:56:59,912
Honey, I never told you
your hair was thinning.
1242
00:56:59,936 --> 00:57:00,681
Yes, you did.
1243
00:57:00,705 --> 00:57:02,815
The last time
I was at the house,
1244
00:57:02,839 --> 00:57:04,784
on my way out
you called after me,
1245
00:57:04,808 --> 00:57:07,153
"look out for your
bald spot." Remember?
1246
00:57:07,177 --> 00:57:09,422
Well, someone has to say that.
1247
00:57:09,446 --> 00:57:14,427
And by the way, whatever
you did, it looks wonderful.
1248
00:57:14,451 --> 00:57:15,428
You can barely tell.
1249
00:57:15,452 --> 00:57:16,963
I used that minoxidil stuff.
1250
00:57:16,987 --> 00:57:18,131
I was one of the lucky ones.
1251
00:57:18,155 --> 00:57:21,401
But it doesn't
work up here, hmm?
1252
00:57:21,425 --> 00:57:22,835
What are you... what is... why?
1253
00:57:22,859 --> 00:57:23,836
Why should it work up here?
1254
00:57:23,860 --> 00:57:26,773
I have hair here. I
didn't even put it here.
1255
00:57:26,797 --> 00:57:27,974
I see there's hair there.
1256
00:57:27,998 --> 00:57:29,509
No, no, dear. I was just...
1257
00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:30,177
It's for the back.
1258
00:57:30,201 --> 00:57:32,879
That's where I put it.
That's where it worked.
1259
00:57:32,903 --> 00:57:35,181
Oh, that's a miracle.
1260
00:57:35,205 --> 00:57:36,616
Just think.
1261
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,518
It was a blood
pressure medicine.
1262
00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:39,585
Isn't that funny?
1263
00:57:39,609 --> 00:57:42,054
They accidentally
found out it grew hair.
1264
00:57:42,078 --> 00:57:44,557
Isn't that the way
it always works?
1265
00:57:44,581 --> 00:57:47,994
They always accidentally
find something.
1266
00:57:48,018 --> 00:57:51,631
Do you know how the
cane was invented?
1267
00:57:51,655 --> 00:57:53,190
No.
1268
00:57:59,196 --> 00:57:59,807
How?
1269
00:57:59,831 --> 00:58:01,841
Oh, I don't know, dear.
1270
00:58:01,865 --> 00:58:06,603
I just can't imagine that
was its original purpose.
1271
00:58:11,107 --> 00:58:12,185
Thank you.
1272
00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:13,786
That looks delicious.
1273
00:58:13,810 --> 00:58:15,087
Looks lovely.
1274
00:58:15,111 --> 00:58:16,189
And you, sir.
1275
00:58:16,213 --> 00:58:17,690
Thank you very much.
1276
00:58:17,714 --> 00:58:20,460
Would you like another Martini?
1277
00:58:20,484 --> 00:58:21,561
Oh, no.
1278
00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:24,154
Yes. 2 olives.
1279
00:58:26,756 --> 00:58:29,159
I'm fine. Thank you.
1280
00:58:31,828 --> 00:58:35,641
You don't speak to your
brother very much, do you, dear?
1281
00:58:35,665 --> 00:58:37,777
No. No, I don't.
1282
00:58:37,801 --> 00:58:38,612
I wonder why.
1283
00:58:38,636 --> 00:58:40,213
Maybe it's the age difference.
1284
00:58:40,237 --> 00:58:41,881
Well, age difference,
every difference.
1285
00:58:41,905 --> 00:58:44,550
You know, we're just
different. That's all.
1286
00:58:44,574 --> 00:58:47,954
I just wish you could
meet a girl like Cheryl.
1287
00:58:47,978 --> 00:58:50,723
She's a wonderful girl,
don't you think?
1288
00:58:50,747 --> 00:58:53,259
I like her.
Yeah, she's very nice.
1289
00:58:53,283 --> 00:58:54,527
So what happened?
1290
00:58:54,551 --> 00:58:57,230
You just had some bad luck?
1291
00:58:57,254 --> 00:58:57,998
What do you mean?
1292
00:58:58,022 --> 00:58:59,899
I just mean he seemed
to hit it off right away,
1293
00:58:59,923 --> 00:59:04,504
and they have children, and they're
happy, and you haven't found it.
1294
00:59:04,528 --> 00:59:05,905
Well, I can't help that, mother.
1295
00:59:05,929 --> 00:59:08,841
I can't help who I am.
What am I supposed to do?
1296
00:59:08,865 --> 00:59:09,976
Of course not, dear.
I know that.
1297
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,679
I'm just saying it's interesting
how someone has good luck
1298
00:59:13,703 --> 00:59:14,648
and someone has bad luck.
1299
00:59:14,672 --> 00:59:19,018
Mother, I don't look at my life as
good luck and bad luck, you know?
1300
00:59:19,042 --> 00:59:22,021
I'm on a quest.
We're different people.
1301
00:59:22,045 --> 00:59:24,790
He's an agent. I'm a writer.
1302
00:59:24,814 --> 00:59:27,527
There's a big difference there.
1303
00:59:27,551 --> 00:59:28,661
You know something?
1304
00:59:28,685 --> 00:59:31,597
Maybe you should
write about that.
1305
00:59:31,621 --> 00:59:32,665
What did you say?
1306
00:59:32,689 --> 00:59:34,667
I just think you
should think about
1307
00:59:34,691 --> 00:59:36,168
writing about real
things... you know,
1308
00:59:36,192 --> 00:59:39,672
people, instead of all that
science fiction all the time.
1309
00:59:39,696 --> 00:59:41,607
Science fiction
has people in it.
1310
00:59:41,631 --> 00:59:43,543
What kind of a comment is that?
1311
00:59:43,567 --> 00:59:45,244
It's not a bad comment, dear.
1312
00:59:45,268 --> 00:59:46,279
It's just my opinion.
1313
00:59:46,303 --> 00:59:48,648
I mean, I just think
it would be interesting
1314
00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:50,850
to write about what's
really right here
1315
00:59:50,874 --> 00:59:52,919
instead of all
that made-up stuff...
1316
00:59:52,943 --> 00:59:53,953
You know, with the large heads.
1317
00:59:53,977 --> 00:59:58,124
And what was that one character
you had with just a big hand?
1318
00:59:58,148 --> 01:00:00,059
Even if I wrote
about "right here,"
1319
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:01,694
I'd have to make it up,
wouldn't I?
1320
01:00:01,718 --> 01:00:06,666
Isn't it more visionary to make
up a world that doesn't even exist?
1321
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:07,034
Maybe.
1322
01:00:07,058 --> 01:00:09,602
Well, maybe you're
right. You're right.
1323
01:00:09,626 --> 01:00:11,704
Mother, you don't have
to like science fiction.
1324
01:00:11,728 --> 01:00:14,874
I'm not going to bully
you into liking the genre.
1325
01:00:14,898 --> 01:00:16,976
No, dear, I love
science fiction.
1326
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:17,844
No, you don't.
1327
01:00:17,868 --> 01:00:20,313
Oh, yes, I do. I think
it's very creative.
1328
01:00:20,337 --> 01:00:25,775
But not as creative as,
what... a story about brothers?
1329
01:00:27,243 --> 01:00:29,789
You know, dear,
you misunderstand me.
1330
01:00:29,813 --> 01:00:32,983
I know. Vice versa.
1331
01:00:37,187 --> 01:00:39,265
Well, let's change the subject.
1332
01:00:39,289 --> 01:00:41,067
To a new subject.
1333
01:00:41,091 --> 01:00:42,759
New subject.
1334
01:00:47,130 --> 01:00:49,275
Maybe when you
stopped eating meat,
1335
01:00:49,299 --> 01:00:52,636
your writing became
a little thinner.
1336
01:00:58,742 --> 01:00:59,319
Oh, dear, the phone.
1337
01:00:59,343 --> 01:01:01,220
Why don't you get
an answering machine?
1338
01:01:01,244 --> 01:01:03,889
I had one, but it broke.
I never got it fixed.
1339
01:01:03,913 --> 01:01:07,059
You don't get them fixed.
You throw them away.
1340
01:01:07,083 --> 01:01:07,961
Hello?
1341
01:01:07,985 --> 01:01:08,995
Jeff: Hi, mom.
1342
01:01:09,019 --> 01:01:09,763
Oh, hi, honey.
1343
01:01:09,787 --> 01:01:11,197
Sit down in front of the camera.
1344
01:01:11,221 --> 01:01:14,634
Honey, I just walked in.
I'm exhausted.
1345
01:01:14,658 --> 01:01:17,169
Let me use this phone.
1346
01:01:17,193 --> 01:01:18,771
Where were you?
1347
01:01:18,795 --> 01:01:21,040
We went to the most
beautiful restaurant.
1348
01:01:21,064 --> 01:01:24,143
Listen, I closed
a giant deal today.
1349
01:01:24,167 --> 01:01:25,845
Big deal.
1350
01:01:25,869 --> 01:01:27,146
Oh, really, dear?
1351
01:01:27,170 --> 01:01:29,649
It was fabulous.
It was fabulous!
1352
01:01:29,673 --> 01:01:32,385
I'll call you later, and
you can tell me all about it.
1353
01:01:32,409 --> 01:01:35,388
Let me tell you about it
now. You can't talk now?
1354
01:01:35,412 --> 01:01:36,256
Honey, I just walked in,
1355
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,692
and I just... well, I'd like
to be able to concentrate.
1356
01:01:39,716 --> 01:01:42,228
Ok. Forget it. I'll
tell you about it later.
1357
01:01:42,252 --> 01:01:43,929
All right, dear. Sleep well.
1358
01:01:43,953 --> 01:01:45,798
Good. Say hi to John.
1359
01:01:45,822 --> 01:01:47,233
All right.
1360
01:01:47,257 --> 01:01:48,792
Ok. Bye.
1361
01:01:49,426 --> 01:01:52,171
Your brother says hi.
1362
01:01:52,195 --> 01:01:53,073
Hi.
1363
01:01:53,097 --> 01:01:55,241
Want something to eat?
1364
01:01:55,265 --> 01:01:56,842
You got to be kidding.
1365
01:01:56,866 --> 01:01:57,444
You're not full?
1366
01:01:57,468 --> 01:02:01,947
What a wonderful time we had
this evening. Thank you, honey.
1367
01:02:01,971 --> 01:02:02,416
It was fun.
1368
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:06,752
As much as I don't want
to, I guess I'll go in my room
1369
01:02:06,776 --> 01:02:09,188
and see if I can
work a little bit.
1370
01:02:09,212 --> 01:02:11,924
You don't feel silly
in that room, huh, dear?
1371
01:02:11,948 --> 01:02:13,325
I do a little bit, yeah.
1372
01:02:13,349 --> 01:02:16,128
And yet you still
want to be in there.
1373
01:02:16,152 --> 01:02:16,697
Yeah.
1374
01:02:16,721 --> 01:02:17,897
I guess you know
what you're doing.
1375
01:02:17,921 --> 01:02:21,100
So, tomorrow I figure we'll go
shopping and have a nice lunch.
1376
01:02:21,124 --> 01:02:23,436
Oh, I can't
do anything tomorrow.
1377
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:24,071
Why not?
1378
01:02:24,095 --> 01:02:25,938
I have to take the car in.
1379
01:02:25,962 --> 01:02:27,406
What time is that?
1380
01:02:27,430 --> 01:02:28,008
9:00.
1381
01:02:28,032 --> 01:02:30,142
So how does that
ruin the whole day?
1382
01:02:30,166 --> 01:02:31,944
Oh, well, if there's
something wrong,
1383
01:02:31,968 --> 01:02:34,246
you know, they might
want me to leave it.
1384
01:02:34,270 --> 01:02:36,482
You never know what
they're going to say.
1385
01:02:36,506 --> 01:02:38,484
What is wrong with the car?
1386
01:02:38,508 --> 01:02:40,986
It's some sort of a rattle.
1387
01:02:41,010 --> 01:02:42,388
I'll take a look at it.
1388
01:02:42,412 --> 01:02:44,724
No, dear, I can't do that.
1389
01:02:44,748 --> 01:02:45,125
Why not?
1390
01:02:45,149 --> 01:02:47,226
You could void the warranty.
1391
01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:47,928
I could what?
1392
01:02:47,952 --> 01:02:50,863
They told me if I took
it to some other place
1393
01:02:50,887 --> 01:02:52,798
other than the dealer, it
would void the warranty.
1394
01:02:52,822 --> 01:02:54,300
Mother, I'm not another
place. I'm your child.
1395
01:02:54,324 --> 01:02:57,369
I don't have a waiting room with
magazines and a service adviser
1396
01:02:57,393 --> 01:03:00,773
who's going to tap you on
the shoulder and talk to you.
1397
01:03:00,797 --> 01:03:01,341
I'm your kid.
1398
01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:06,069
Honey, forget about it.
You could make it worse.
1399
01:03:11,407 --> 01:03:14,453
I can't get over how
much you know about cars.
1400
01:03:14,477 --> 01:03:16,756
I just tightened the
bolt on the air cleaner.
1401
01:03:16,780 --> 01:03:19,158
I don't really know
anything about cars.
1402
01:03:19,182 --> 01:03:20,127
It's wonderful, dear.
1403
01:03:20,151 --> 01:03:22,428
I'm sure they would
have found something
1404
01:03:22,452 --> 01:03:23,529
to charge me a fortune for.
1405
01:03:23,553 --> 01:03:26,966
It's so nice to have a
man around the house.
1406
01:03:26,990 --> 01:03:29,068
Dad used to fix stuff?
1407
01:03:29,092 --> 01:03:29,803
Oh, god, no.
1408
01:03:29,827 --> 01:03:33,797
I just always liked
that expression.
1409
01:03:44,007 --> 01:03:46,943
Ticket machine:
Please take the ticket.
1410
01:03:49,445 --> 01:03:51,281
Take that ticket.
1411
01:03:52,816 --> 01:03:53,360
Honey, I wonder...
1412
01:03:53,384 --> 01:03:56,295
Maybe... I don't know,
but we could park the car...
1413
01:03:56,319 --> 01:03:59,999
It's free. You don't even
have to have it validated.
1414
01:04:00,023 --> 01:04:00,967
Just take the ticket.
1415
01:04:00,991 --> 01:04:03,335
You don't have to
have it validated?
1416
01:04:03,359 --> 01:04:07,530
Take the ticket!
1417
01:04:16,506 --> 01:04:19,919
My goodness, look what
they do at these places!
1418
01:04:19,943 --> 01:04:21,253
You've never been here before?
1419
01:04:21,277 --> 01:04:22,988
You know, it's far
from the house.
1420
01:04:23,012 --> 01:04:26,559
What am I going to do?
I'm not going to come here.
1421
01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:28,561
It's 10 minutes from the house.
1422
01:04:28,585 --> 01:04:31,197
Oh. Well, it felt far.
1423
01:04:31,221 --> 01:04:32,832
There's a gap up there.
1424
01:04:32,856 --> 01:04:35,959
Come on. I need some underwear.
1425
01:04:42,432 --> 01:04:43,475
Yes, may I help you?
1426
01:04:43,499 --> 01:04:46,412
Yeah, I need to get
some underwear.
1427
01:04:46,436 --> 01:04:47,146
Ok.
1428
01:04:47,170 --> 01:04:47,948
That's my son.
1429
01:04:47,972 --> 01:04:50,616
I didn't come here to
pick out underwear for him.
1430
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,618
He's just staying
with me for a while.
1431
01:04:52,642 --> 01:04:54,553
Mother, I understand
when you tell your friends,
1432
01:04:54,577 --> 01:04:57,923
but this is a kid we
don't have to tell this to.
1433
01:04:57,947 --> 01:04:59,391
What is your name?
1434
01:04:59,415 --> 01:05:00,260
Steve.
1435
01:05:00,284 --> 01:05:01,627
Steve, other than
selling us things,
1436
01:05:01,651 --> 01:05:05,154
you don't give a shit
about us, do you?
1437
01:05:06,522 --> 01:05:08,467
No, not really.
1438
01:05:08,491 --> 01:05:10,460
See?
1439
01:05:11,361 --> 01:05:12,538
You tell everyone.
1440
01:05:12,562 --> 01:05:13,873
I don't tell everyone.
1441
01:05:13,897 --> 01:05:15,374
You do. You don't
even realize it.
1442
01:05:15,398 --> 01:05:18,344
You're just trying to justify
everything to strangers.
1443
01:05:18,368 --> 01:05:19,578
That's not it at all, dear.
1444
01:05:19,602 --> 01:05:23,315
People are just curious why
a grown man and his mother
1445
01:05:23,339 --> 01:05:25,017
would be in an underwear store.
1446
01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:26,452
Who cares if they're curious?
1447
01:05:26,476 --> 01:05:28,120
What difference does it make?
1448
01:05:28,144 --> 01:05:29,255
You see what's going on?
1449
01:05:29,279 --> 01:05:31,590
You want their approval,
I want your approval.
1450
01:05:31,614 --> 01:05:32,591
It's all about approval.
1451
01:05:32,615 --> 01:05:34,059
We have an approval
problem in this family.
1452
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:36,495
We don't have any
problem in this family,
1453
01:05:36,519 --> 01:05:37,496
and lower your voice.
1454
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,899
You're making this
much too serious.
1455
01:05:39,923 --> 01:05:42,301
Now, where do you
want to go next?
1456
01:05:42,325 --> 01:05:44,003
Well, there's a little store
1457
01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:45,271
down there called "tell it all."
1458
01:05:45,295 --> 01:05:49,475
You go in and tell them
your most personal secrets.
1459
01:05:49,499 --> 01:05:51,110
You're joking?
1460
01:05:51,134 --> 01:05:52,144
Yeah.
1461
01:05:52,168 --> 01:05:55,638
If only your writing
were that real.
1462
01:05:58,508 --> 01:06:01,244
Oh, look at this.
1463
01:06:03,112 --> 01:06:04,556
Hi!
1464
01:06:04,580 --> 01:06:08,060
Hi, cutie.
1465
01:06:08,084 --> 01:06:08,995
Yeah.
1466
01:06:09,019 --> 01:06:10,095
Honey, put that down.
1467
01:06:10,119 --> 01:06:11,230
Don't play with that.
1468
01:06:11,254 --> 01:06:13,532
Do you know how
much this dog is?
1469
01:06:13,556 --> 01:06:14,700
Mother, I'm just petting it.
1470
01:06:14,724 --> 01:06:17,136
I'm not lennie in
of mice and men.
1471
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,203
What am I going to do, kill it?
1472
01:06:18,227 --> 01:06:21,173
But, honey, look, it's over
$3,000. You don't want to...
1473
01:06:21,197 --> 01:06:22,975
Don't want to what?
1474
01:06:22,999 --> 01:06:24,076
All right.
1475
01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:25,511
Do what you want.
1476
01:06:25,535 --> 01:06:28,071
Hello, cutie.
1477
01:06:28,738 --> 01:06:30,416
Hi, cutie.
1478
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,718
Aw, yes, honey.
1479
01:06:32,742 --> 01:06:34,486
My son's in town
just for a while.
1480
01:06:34,510 --> 01:06:37,180
That's why we're shopping today.
1481
01:06:38,681 --> 01:06:42,528
Slowed-down voice: Normally
he doesn't live with me.
1482
01:06:42,552 --> 01:06:44,263
He's divorced.
1483
01:06:44,287 --> 01:06:49,258
Actually,
it's his second divorce.
1484
01:06:49,492 --> 01:06:54,306
They just can't seem
to stay married anymore.
1485
01:06:54,330 --> 01:06:56,499
I don't know.
1486
01:06:56,632 --> 01:06:59,645
I can't believe that you
told him I was divorced.
1487
01:06:59,669 --> 01:07:00,380
Honey, he asked.
1488
01:07:00,404 --> 01:07:04,016
Oh, I'm sure he did. That's
what they do in these stores.
1489
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,584
Before they can sell you a bird,
1490
01:07:05,608 --> 01:07:07,453
they need to know
your marital status.
1491
01:07:07,477 --> 01:07:08,721
What difference does it make?
1492
01:07:08,745 --> 01:07:11,256
What if we were man and wife?
1493
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,324
Shh! Honey, please!
1494
01:07:12,348 --> 01:07:15,260
Oh, mother, I got to run
in here for one second.
1495
01:07:15,284 --> 01:07:18,998
I got to get a woman
something very quickly.
1496
01:07:19,022 --> 01:07:19,466
What, what?
1497
01:07:19,490 --> 01:07:23,002
You're going to get a
woman something in here?
1498
01:07:23,026 --> 01:07:24,036
Yeah.
1499
01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:25,461
Who?
1500
01:07:36,572 --> 01:07:37,217
Excuse me?
1501
01:07:37,241 --> 01:07:39,118
Welcome to Victoria's
secret. May I help you?
1502
01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:42,221
Yes, I'm buying my mother
a pair of crotchless panties.
1503
01:07:42,245 --> 01:07:42,756
You're what?
1504
01:07:42,780 --> 01:07:46,125
Wonderful. Do you know
what size you are, ma'am?
1505
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:46,726
What size are you?
1506
01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:49,461
Uh, n-n-n-i'm... no size. No...
1507
01:07:49,485 --> 01:07:51,497
He's just joking. He's a writer.
1508
01:07:51,521 --> 01:07:53,465
It's all made up. We're
not getting anything.
1509
01:07:53,489 --> 01:07:56,135
We're getting out
of here. Thank you.
1510
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,469
She's shy. Sexy, but shy.
1511
01:07:57,493 --> 01:07:59,204
It's an experiment, you see?
1512
01:07:59,228 --> 01:08:01,707
I'm part of an experiment...
1513
01:08:01,731 --> 01:08:05,601
Where we're things
that we're not.
1514
01:08:12,809 --> 01:08:14,820
Remind me to call Jeff
when I get home.
1515
01:08:14,844 --> 01:08:17,423
That's now the 30th time
you told me that.
1516
01:08:17,447 --> 01:08:18,391
I don't want to forget.
1517
01:08:18,415 --> 01:08:21,393
What are you so worried
about? What if you forgot?
1518
01:08:21,417 --> 01:08:22,728
That has nothing to do with it.
1519
01:08:22,752 --> 01:08:24,763
You know they want me
to come down there,
1520
01:08:24,787 --> 01:08:27,066
and they need to know
about the room.
1521
01:08:27,090 --> 01:08:28,233
Come down there? When?
1522
01:08:28,257 --> 01:08:30,302
I was going to go this weekend.
1523
01:08:30,326 --> 01:08:31,237
But I'm here.
1524
01:08:31,261 --> 01:08:32,671
You want to come with me?
1525
01:08:32,695 --> 01:08:34,506
No. I just came from there.
1526
01:08:34,530 --> 01:08:37,309
Mother, we need time alone.
1527
01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:37,744
We do?
1528
01:08:37,768 --> 01:08:40,312
Look, I don't want
to upset your life.
1529
01:08:40,336 --> 01:08:41,847
You do what you want to do.
1530
01:08:41,871 --> 01:08:43,549
You don't want to upset my life?
1531
01:08:43,573 --> 01:08:45,417
I thought that was
part of the experiment.
1532
01:08:45,441 --> 01:08:48,487
No, it's not part
of the experiment.
1533
01:08:48,511 --> 01:08:49,588
Go visit Jeff.
1534
01:08:49,612 --> 01:08:51,323
No. I'll stay with you.
1535
01:08:51,347 --> 01:08:54,359
Are you sure that's
what you want to do?
1536
01:08:54,383 --> 01:08:59,155
No, dear, I'm not,
but I'll stay.
1537
01:08:59,822 --> 01:09:03,235
Well, Christ, mom,
we're all expecting you.
1538
01:09:03,259 --> 01:09:04,703
You can't just do that.
1539
01:09:04,727 --> 01:09:06,839
Well, it's just
that John is here.
1540
01:09:06,863 --> 01:09:08,607
And let me get through with him,
1541
01:09:08,631 --> 01:09:10,409
and then I'll come down there.
1542
01:09:10,433 --> 01:09:12,277
But how long will that be?
1543
01:09:12,301 --> 01:09:13,779
I don't know, honey.
1544
01:09:13,803 --> 01:09:15,414
He doesn't tell me.
1545
01:09:15,438 --> 01:09:17,282
What's going on?
1546
01:09:17,306 --> 01:09:17,851
That's great.
1547
01:09:17,875 --> 01:09:21,286
You know, somebody could
have told us before, mother.
1548
01:09:21,310 --> 01:09:21,855
We had plans.
1549
01:09:21,879 --> 01:09:24,223
What's the problem?
1550
01:09:24,247 --> 01:09:25,824
I should be asking you that.
1551
01:09:25,848 --> 01:09:28,393
We are planned.
Now she's not coming.
1552
01:09:28,417 --> 01:09:28,895
You know what?
1553
01:09:28,919 --> 01:09:31,196
You talk to her every
goddamned day of your life.
1554
01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:32,331
Can I have this
little bit of time?
1555
01:09:32,355 --> 01:09:35,834
I don't talk to her every
goddamned day of anybody's life,
1556
01:09:35,858 --> 01:09:38,370
and you can do
whatever you want.
1557
01:09:38,394 --> 01:09:41,330
Get some help, buddy!
1558
01:09:42,365 --> 01:09:44,200
Hey!
1559
01:09:58,748 --> 01:10:01,517
Watch it, will you?
1560
01:10:01,751 --> 01:10:03,395
What's the matter with you?
1561
01:10:03,419 --> 01:10:05,864
My mother's not coming
here this weekend.
1562
01:10:05,888 --> 01:10:06,766
Where's she going?
1563
01:10:06,790 --> 01:10:08,734
She's staying
up there with John.
1564
01:10:08,758 --> 01:10:10,502
So that's ok, isn't it?
1565
01:10:10,526 --> 01:10:12,371
We had a plan, didn't we?
1566
01:10:12,395 --> 01:10:13,705
She was going to come down here.
1567
01:10:13,729 --> 01:10:15,774
We were going to do
something with the kids. Yes?
1568
01:10:15,798 --> 01:10:19,178
Yes. We can't do
something with the kids?
1569
01:10:19,202 --> 01:10:20,612
That's not the point.
1570
01:10:20,636 --> 01:10:21,780
No, that is the point.
1571
01:10:21,804 --> 01:10:24,383
It's almost like
you're not going to live
1572
01:10:24,407 --> 01:10:25,717
unless your mother comes here.
1573
01:10:25,741 --> 01:10:27,452
I like to be with my mother.
1574
01:10:27,476 --> 01:10:28,921
Is there something
wrong with that?
1575
01:10:28,945 --> 01:10:31,323
I mean, just because
I get along with mine.
1576
01:10:31,347 --> 01:10:31,858
Oh, go to hell.
1577
01:10:31,882 --> 01:10:34,226
I'm tired of this, and
there's a big difference
1578
01:10:34,250 --> 01:10:37,829
between getting along with
and not being able to live without.
1579
01:10:37,853 --> 01:10:38,765
What does that mean?
1580
01:10:38,789 --> 01:10:41,333
It means you're a mama's boy.
1581
01:10:41,357 --> 01:10:43,226
Screw you!
1582
01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:46,305
I'm not a mama's boy.
1583
01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:47,706
I love my mother.
1584
01:10:47,730 --> 01:10:49,508
What's wrong with that?
1585
01:10:49,532 --> 01:10:51,677
How do you think
that makes me feel?
1586
01:10:51,701 --> 01:10:54,680
You find out that your
mother's not coming here,
1587
01:10:54,704 --> 01:10:55,481
and your world ends.
1588
01:10:55,505 --> 01:10:57,916
I don't mean anything, the
kids don't mean anything.
1589
01:10:57,940 --> 01:11:01,486
Don't you think that's
a little odd at your age?
1590
01:11:01,510 --> 01:11:03,222
What are you afraid of?
1591
01:11:03,246 --> 01:11:05,991
I am not afraid of anything.
1592
01:11:06,015 --> 01:11:08,594
What does that mean?
1593
01:11:08,618 --> 01:11:09,661
Your brother went up there
1594
01:11:09,685 --> 01:11:12,231
to figure out his
relationship with his mother.
1595
01:11:12,255 --> 01:11:13,732
I think you'd better
do the same thing.
1596
01:11:13,756 --> 01:11:17,669
My relationship with my mother
is perfect. I don't have his problem.
1597
01:11:17,693 --> 01:11:18,504
Don't be too sure.
1598
01:11:18,528 --> 01:11:22,441
I don't think you know your
mother any better than he does.
1599
01:11:22,465 --> 01:11:24,367
You just cling more.
1600
01:11:32,742 --> 01:11:37,256
They say that these animals
have better memory than even us.
1601
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:38,991
We don't have that
good of a memory.
1602
01:11:39,015 --> 01:11:42,385
I don't think animals
get Alzheimer's.
1603
01:11:42,985 --> 01:11:46,265
You know, I once
read about that.
1604
01:11:46,289 --> 01:11:47,733
What did I read?
1605
01:11:47,757 --> 01:11:49,301
It was... I'm thinking.
1606
01:11:49,325 --> 01:11:51,903
I think you've just
proved the point.
1607
01:11:51,927 --> 01:11:54,506
Now, let's see if this
animal remembers me.
1608
01:11:54,530 --> 01:11:57,809
That's the same elephant
as when I was a kid.
1609
01:11:57,833 --> 01:11:59,044
How do you know?
1610
01:11:59,068 --> 01:12:00,445
Look at his rear.
1611
01:12:00,469 --> 01:12:01,780
The white diamond.
1612
01:12:01,804 --> 01:12:02,482
Remember?
1613
01:12:02,506 --> 01:12:03,649
That's the same animal.
1614
01:12:03,673 --> 01:12:05,317
Now, we came here a lot, right?
1615
01:12:05,341 --> 01:12:08,487
We came here dozens
of times. Call him.
1616
01:12:08,511 --> 01:12:10,455
Hey!
1617
01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:12,915
Fatty!
1618
01:12:13,349 --> 01:12:15,961
It's John and his mother.
1619
01:12:15,985 --> 01:12:20,065
Remember we fed you a lot?
1620
01:12:20,089 --> 01:12:21,657
Remember?
1621
01:12:23,392 --> 01:12:24,503
No, he's walking away.
1622
01:12:24,527 --> 01:12:26,371
I guess he doesn't
remember me, huh?
1623
01:12:26,395 --> 01:12:30,833
He might remember you.
He might not like you.
1624
01:12:32,768 --> 01:12:34,379
Honey, I don't need this.
1625
01:12:34,403 --> 01:12:37,482
Mother, nobody needs a
t-shirt with their name on it.
1626
01:12:37,506 --> 01:12:39,918
We're getting it just for fun.
1627
01:12:39,942 --> 01:12:41,510
These people...
1628
01:12:42,511 --> 01:12:44,413
You're right.
1629
01:12:45,481 --> 01:12:48,918
That looks perfect. Thanks.
1630
01:12:49,885 --> 01:12:51,530
Look at this.
1631
01:12:51,554 --> 01:12:54,066
I am very proud of you.
1632
01:12:54,090 --> 01:12:54,634
Why?
1633
01:12:54,658 --> 01:12:56,735
You know why.
This was a big step.
1634
01:12:56,759 --> 01:12:59,471
You didn't make any
explanation, no apologies.
1635
01:12:59,495 --> 01:13:00,906
Now I think we should graduate
1636
01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:02,841
and go on to something
far more embarrassing.
1637
01:13:02,865 --> 01:13:07,612
There's a nude beach
nearby, but it's not very nice out.
1638
01:13:07,636 --> 01:13:08,947
That's... a joke?
1639
01:13:08,971 --> 01:13:11,883
You think I'd go
to a nude beach?
1640
01:13:11,907 --> 01:13:13,485
Very good, mother.
1641
01:13:13,509 --> 01:13:16,621
John: Mother, stop sign
coming up right here.
1642
01:13:16,645 --> 01:13:17,490
Stop sign.
1643
01:13:17,514 --> 01:13:19,558
Stop sign! What are you doing?
1644
01:13:19,582 --> 01:13:20,360
Mother: Where?
1645
01:13:20,384 --> 01:13:21,860
Where?! All right, that's it.
1646
01:13:21,884 --> 01:13:24,520
Hold the penguin. I'm driving.
1647
01:13:30,693 --> 01:13:32,804
Well, look who's here.
1648
01:13:32,828 --> 01:13:34,539
Jeff, honey!
1649
01:13:34,563 --> 01:13:35,408
What you got there?
1650
01:13:35,432 --> 01:13:38,543
Well, we just came home
from the zoo. Anything wrong?
1651
01:13:38,567 --> 01:13:39,845
No, no. Nothing at all.
1652
01:13:39,869 --> 01:13:41,546
I was just up here on business.
1653
01:13:41,570 --> 01:13:43,949
I thought I'd drop by
and say hello.
1654
01:13:43,973 --> 01:13:45,083
Come on in.
1655
01:13:45,107 --> 01:13:46,442
Hey.
1656
01:13:47,176 --> 01:13:48,587
Honey, I like your suit.
1657
01:13:48,611 --> 01:13:51,623
You don't think
it's too long, do you?
1658
01:13:51,647 --> 01:13:52,492
Oh, no.
1659
01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:53,592
No, look at it.
1660
01:13:53,616 --> 01:13:55,961
Business, huh? Came up
here on business?
1661
01:13:55,985 --> 01:13:56,862
Who's up here?
1662
01:13:56,886 --> 01:13:57,663
What does that mean?
1663
01:13:57,687 --> 01:14:00,132
I mean, who do you represent
that lives in the bay area?
1664
01:14:00,156 --> 01:14:03,001
If you knew anything about sports,
there's about 6 teams up here,
1665
01:14:03,025 --> 01:14:05,504
so I don't want
to talk about it, ok?
1666
01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:06,938
What should I make to eat?
1667
01:14:06,962 --> 01:14:08,774
You still have that sherbet?
1668
01:14:08,798 --> 01:14:09,542
Absolutely.
1669
01:14:09,566 --> 01:14:13,678
Ok. Just a bowl of that and some
of that cheese if you have that, too.
1670
01:14:13,702 --> 01:14:14,547
Mother: Good, good.
1671
01:14:14,571 --> 01:14:16,806
You like her food?
1672
01:14:18,507 --> 01:14:19,152
Nothing.
1673
01:14:19,176 --> 01:14:22,120
So, Jeff, everything
all right with you?
1674
01:14:22,144 --> 01:14:23,455
Yeah, everything's all right.
1675
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:25,957
Look, could I speak to John
alone for a second?
1676
01:14:25,981 --> 01:14:29,961
Of course, honey.
John, show him your room.
1677
01:14:29,985 --> 01:14:30,930
Ha ha!
1678
01:14:30,954 --> 01:14:33,031
Yeah, show me your room.
1679
01:14:33,055 --> 01:14:36,168
Let's see that room
of yours, John.
1680
01:14:36,192 --> 01:14:38,494
No cheese for me.
1681
01:14:46,001 --> 01:14:47,946
Pretty cool, huh?
1682
01:14:47,970 --> 01:14:50,515
Oh, boy!
1683
01:14:50,539 --> 01:14:52,451
Look...
1684
01:14:52,475 --> 01:14:55,086
Don't take this the wrong way,
1685
01:14:55,110 --> 01:14:57,789
but I think this is tragic.
1686
01:14:57,813 --> 01:14:59,024
Oh, man, who asked you?
1687
01:14:59,048 --> 01:15:03,762
I... I... I don't think mother has
anything to do with your problem.
1688
01:15:03,786 --> 01:15:04,697
Look who's talking.
1689
01:15:04,721 --> 01:15:06,465
Look who immediately
got on an airplane
1690
01:15:06,489 --> 01:15:08,467
because mommy couldn't
listen to the good news.
1691
01:15:08,491 --> 01:15:09,568
What the hell
are you doing here?
1692
01:15:09,592 --> 01:15:13,505
I'm here on business. I told
you I'm on the way to the airport.
1693
01:15:13,529 --> 01:15:14,506
Stop bullshitting yourself.
1694
01:15:14,530 --> 01:15:16,475
You don't have any business
here. You missed mommy.
1695
01:15:16,499 --> 01:15:19,845
Listen, I don't make a living
in a room all day like you, ok?
1696
01:15:19,869 --> 01:15:20,746
I travel all the time.
1697
01:15:20,770 --> 01:15:23,748
Please do not tell me what
my business consists of.
1698
01:15:23,772 --> 01:15:24,883
I think you're kidding yourself,
1699
01:15:24,907 --> 01:15:26,117
and I think you
ought to examine this.
1700
01:15:26,141 --> 01:15:28,887
Don't tell me what to examine.
I have a very nice family.
1701
01:15:28,911 --> 01:15:31,556
I think I'm pretty
well adjusted.
1702
01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:32,091
Whatever.
1703
01:15:32,115 --> 01:15:37,829
Anyway, I'd like mom to come
down this weekend and see the kids.
1704
01:15:37,853 --> 01:15:39,898
So it's no big deal,
really, is it?
1705
01:15:39,922 --> 01:15:40,899
Yeah, it's a big deal.
1706
01:15:40,923 --> 01:15:43,802
She already told you
she's staying here with me.
1707
01:15:43,826 --> 01:15:45,036
Why can't you understand that?
1708
01:15:45,060 --> 01:15:46,938
And whose idea was that,
yours or hers?
1709
01:15:46,962 --> 01:15:48,607
Oh, I'm telling her
what to say now?
1710
01:15:48,631 --> 01:15:51,676
I have children. Do you
understand? They'll be disappointed.
1711
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:52,777
They want to see
their grandmother.
1712
01:15:52,801 --> 01:15:56,147
Whatever it is that you're
doing here, and god only knows...
1713
01:15:56,171 --> 01:16:00,752
I mean, can't it hold for
2 days? She'll be back.
1714
01:16:00,776 --> 01:16:02,654
Robot to earthling.
1715
01:16:02,678 --> 01:16:04,723
Mommy not coming with you.
1716
01:16:04,747 --> 01:16:06,091
Mommy staying here.
1717
01:16:06,115 --> 01:16:07,149
Robot to earthling.
1718
01:16:07,683 --> 01:16:11,921
All right, let's see
whose idea it was.
1719
01:16:14,757 --> 01:16:16,835
Mom, if you can
get away for 3 days...
1720
01:16:16,859 --> 01:16:20,005
I mean, the kids, you know,
they would love to see you.
1721
01:16:20,029 --> 01:16:21,907
Mother, you've already
made this decision.
1722
01:16:21,931 --> 01:16:23,742
You don't have to make it again.
1723
01:16:23,766 --> 01:16:25,277
Now, don't let him
intimidate you.
1724
01:16:25,301 --> 01:16:26,311
Honey, nobody intimidates me.
1725
01:16:26,335 --> 01:16:28,813
Dear, I'm going to stay
up here for a little while,
1726
01:16:28,837 --> 01:16:31,249
and when I'm through I'll
come down and see everybody.
1727
01:16:31,273 --> 01:16:33,985
Fine. I'll just tell the
kids you're not coming.
1728
01:16:34,009 --> 01:16:35,887
Oh, I forgot about the kids.
1729
01:16:35,911 --> 01:16:36,856
Look what he's doing.
1730
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,890
What makes you think the
kids want to see you, anyway?
1731
01:16:38,914 --> 01:16:41,059
Don't you think they'd
rather be outside playing?
1732
01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:42,661
You know, I always thought that.
1733
01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:45,263
I always thought they
stayed indoors for me.
1734
01:16:45,287 --> 01:16:46,065
Is that right, Jeff?
1735
01:16:46,089 --> 01:16:47,899
Mother, don't be silly.
Don't listen to him.
1736
01:16:47,923 --> 01:16:50,735
That's right. That's what I
liked to do when I was a kid.
1737
01:16:50,759 --> 01:16:53,038
Stay inside in a darkened
room with my grandmother.
1738
01:16:53,062 --> 01:16:54,205
I don't need this
sarcastic shit.
1739
01:16:54,229 --> 01:16:58,109
You don't want to come,
don't come. It's ok. Fine.
1740
01:16:58,133 --> 01:16:59,210
Bye-bye.
1741
01:16:59,234 --> 01:16:59,946
Bye.
1742
01:16:59,970 --> 01:17:01,346
Oh, I feel terrible.
1743
01:17:01,370 --> 01:17:02,214
He succeeded now.
1744
01:17:02,238 --> 01:17:04,974
See what he's doing to you?
1745
01:17:06,642 --> 01:17:08,253
Honey, don't leave like this.
1746
01:17:08,277 --> 01:17:10,121
Really. It's nothing.
1747
01:17:10,145 --> 01:17:10,890
Then come with me.
1748
01:17:10,914 --> 01:17:14,326
"Then come with me." My
god, it sounds like you're lovers.
1749
01:17:14,350 --> 01:17:15,227
We're lovers?!
1750
01:17:15,251 --> 01:17:17,095
You're the one
that's living with her!
1751
01:17:17,119 --> 01:17:19,064
Well, I have some news for you.
1752
01:17:19,088 --> 01:17:21,223
We are lovers.
1753
01:17:23,692 --> 01:17:24,269
That's a joke?
1754
01:17:24,293 --> 01:17:25,171
No, it isn't a joke.
1755
01:17:25,195 --> 01:17:28,607
I didn't want to tell you earlier.
I thought it would upset you.
1756
01:17:28,631 --> 01:17:29,108
No. God! Um...
1757
01:17:29,132 --> 01:17:30,141
Why are you talking like this?
1758
01:17:30,165 --> 01:17:33,144
Why would you even say
something like that? It's disgusting.
1759
01:17:33,168 --> 01:17:35,614
Why is it disgusting?
Don't you read history?
1760
01:17:35,638 --> 01:17:36,349
It didn't start with me.
1761
01:17:36,373 --> 01:17:39,351
I love my mother, and I
love having sex with her.
1762
01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:40,375
Oh, my god!
1763
01:17:40,909 --> 01:17:42,721
You ought to examine
yourself that you could
1764
01:17:42,745 --> 01:17:43,722
even make a joke like that.
1765
01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:47,692
Well, you ought to examine
yourself that you take it so seriously.
1766
01:17:47,716 --> 01:17:48,027
Shh!
1767
01:17:48,051 --> 01:17:50,695
By the way, you make so
much fun of the picture phones,
1768
01:17:50,719 --> 01:17:52,364
why don't you send the
one I gave you back, ok?
1769
01:17:52,388 --> 01:17:55,767
It's still in the box. Take
it. I don't give a crap.
1770
01:17:55,791 --> 01:17:59,128
Keep it. I get them
for free, anyway.
1771
01:18:00,195 --> 01:18:02,240
Free?
1772
01:18:02,264 --> 01:18:05,934
I told you. Some gift, huh?
1773
01:18:17,179 --> 01:18:21,950
But nothing happened
out of the ordinary?
1774
01:18:23,218 --> 01:18:25,130
No, no. He just seemed so upset.
1775
01:18:25,154 --> 01:18:27,098
They were having this argument,
1776
01:18:27,122 --> 01:18:29,701
and he stormed out of the house.
1777
01:18:29,725 --> 01:18:31,694
I mean, really, it was...
1778
01:18:33,095 --> 01:18:34,006
Oh, now, dear.
1779
01:18:34,030 --> 01:18:36,775
Don't be upset about it, dear.
1780
01:18:36,799 --> 01:18:38,410
No. It happens to everybody.
1781
01:18:38,434 --> 01:18:41,079
If you want to,
you can call me later.
1782
01:18:41,103 --> 01:18:42,014
Yeah.
1783
01:18:42,038 --> 01:18:43,448
All right, honey.
1784
01:18:43,472 --> 01:18:45,216
Good-bye, honey.
1785
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:46,851
Who was that?
1786
01:18:46,875 --> 01:18:47,253
Cheryl.
1787
01:18:47,277 --> 01:18:49,254
I have a theory
about this whole thing.
1788
01:18:49,278 --> 01:18:51,022
Do you want to hear it?
1789
01:18:51,046 --> 01:18:51,691
What is it?
1790
01:18:51,715 --> 01:18:55,260
Well, the so-called adjusted
one is actually the sickie,
1791
01:18:55,284 --> 01:18:58,463
and the one who
everyone thinks is sick
1792
01:18:58,487 --> 01:19:02,367
is pretty darn healthy
to begin with.
1793
01:19:02,391 --> 01:19:04,335
Which one are you?
1794
01:19:04,359 --> 01:19:06,171
Hey, tomorrow at 11:00...
1795
01:19:06,195 --> 01:19:09,908
Oh, honey, I can't do
anything with you tomorrow.
1796
01:19:09,932 --> 01:19:10,443
Why?
1797
01:19:10,467 --> 01:19:12,310
Don't ask me any questions.
1798
01:19:12,334 --> 01:19:13,978
I have something to do.
1799
01:19:14,002 --> 01:19:16,047
Do you work for the c.I.A.?
1800
01:19:16,071 --> 01:19:16,916
What are you doing?
1801
01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:19,017
I hate to talk about
every single thing.
1802
01:19:19,041 --> 01:19:22,353
You're secretly going
down to Jeff's, aren't you?
1803
01:19:22,377 --> 01:19:26,091
I have a friend who I see
every 3 or 4 weeks
1804
01:19:26,115 --> 01:19:28,259
when he comes
through San Francisco,
1805
01:19:28,283 --> 01:19:29,095
and he's coming.
1806
01:19:29,119 --> 01:19:31,429
Normally, we spend
a couple of days together,
1807
01:19:31,453 --> 01:19:34,365
but I told him, because
you were here, just one day.
1808
01:19:34,389 --> 01:19:38,503
Well, first of all, I'm really
upset because I told you
1809
01:19:38,527 --> 01:19:40,772
not to alter your life
because of me.
1810
01:19:40,796 --> 01:19:44,809
I'm not having somebody stay
in the house when you're here.
1811
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:47,336
He stays over?
1812
01:19:48,370 --> 01:19:51,516
Well, not really.
1813
01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:53,308
Not really?
1814
01:19:54,977 --> 01:19:57,355
Well, do you want me
to go to a hotel?
1815
01:19:57,379 --> 01:19:59,457
That's a waste of money.
1816
01:19:59,481 --> 01:20:00,426
Which hotel?
1817
01:20:00,450 --> 01:20:02,427
I don't want to go to a hotel.
1818
01:20:02,451 --> 01:20:04,395
I want to stay in my room.
1819
01:20:04,419 --> 01:20:05,097
I know, honey.
1820
01:20:05,121 --> 01:20:07,766
That's why he's not
staying over this time.
1821
01:20:07,790 --> 01:20:09,300
But I do have to see him.
1822
01:20:09,324 --> 01:20:10,935
What's his name?
1823
01:20:10,959 --> 01:20:11,771
Charles.
1824
01:20:11,795 --> 01:20:16,107
I'm curious... why have I
never heard of this man before?
1825
01:20:16,131 --> 01:20:17,909
I don't tell you everything.
1826
01:20:17,933 --> 01:20:19,344
It's not that important.
1827
01:20:19,368 --> 01:20:20,145
Not that important?
1828
01:20:20,169 --> 01:20:21,113
Gee, mother, I would think
1829
01:20:21,137 --> 01:20:24,883
a man that you're intimate
with is pretty important.
1830
01:20:24,907 --> 01:20:27,452
Dear, we're not intimate.
1831
01:20:27,476 --> 01:20:30,979
We just have sex occasionally.
1832
01:20:32,314 --> 01:20:34,349
I mean, oh.
1833
01:20:39,054 --> 01:20:40,498
Oh, hello.
1834
01:20:40,522 --> 01:20:42,100
You must be Charles.
1835
01:20:42,124 --> 01:20:44,235
You must be the other son.
1836
01:20:44,259 --> 01:20:46,104
Are you still blocked?
1837
01:20:46,128 --> 01:20:46,806
Still blocked?
1838
01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:48,273
Yeah. Word travels, doesn't it?
1839
01:20:48,297 --> 01:20:50,074
I've heard an
awful lot about you.
1840
01:20:50,098 --> 01:20:51,943
Your mother's very proud of you.
1841
01:20:51,967 --> 01:20:54,245
I thought you had
the wrong address.
1842
01:20:54,269 --> 01:20:55,214
Now I'm positive.
1843
01:20:55,238 --> 01:20:57,048
You should hear her
talk about you.
1844
01:20:57,072 --> 01:20:58,249
I have. That's why I'm here.
1845
01:20:58,273 --> 01:21:00,819
When you're not here,
she brags her head off.
1846
01:21:00,843 --> 01:21:01,387
What does she do?
1847
01:21:01,411 --> 01:21:04,589
Marvel that I can get all
of my fat under my clothes?
1848
01:21:04,613 --> 01:21:07,492
No, I haven't heard that one.
How do you do that?
1849
01:21:07,516 --> 01:21:08,993
Oh, there she is.
1850
01:21:09,017 --> 01:21:10,061
I see you've met.
1851
01:21:10,085 --> 01:21:11,863
What are you two talking about?
1852
01:21:11,887 --> 01:21:13,598
Just the whole damn thing,
that's all.
1853
01:21:13,622 --> 01:21:16,935
Honey, don't bother him
with the experiment.
1854
01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:17,936
He'll never understand.
1855
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,504
I didn't say anything.
1856
01:21:19,528 --> 01:21:21,039
He's not like us.
1857
01:21:21,063 --> 01:21:22,373
I didn't tell anything.
1858
01:21:22,397 --> 01:21:24,876
All right, I'm ready to go.
1859
01:21:24,900 --> 01:21:27,245
Honey, there's some food
in the refrigerator.
1860
01:21:27,269 --> 01:21:29,981
Mother, you promised.
No more food talk.
1861
01:21:30,005 --> 01:21:32,474
All right, dear.
1862
01:21:33,275 --> 01:21:37,346
Be asleep when we get home.
1863
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:41,483
You have that food problem, too?
1864
01:21:52,461 --> 01:21:55,473
So he didn't want
to stay in a hotel.
1865
01:21:55,497 --> 01:21:58,009
Let's not let that
ruin our evening.
1866
01:21:58,033 --> 01:21:59,510
Oh, it's not ruining anything.
1867
01:21:59,534 --> 01:22:03,481
By the way, for
later on, I, uh...
1868
01:22:03,505 --> 01:22:04,649
I rented that movie.
1869
01:22:04,673 --> 01:22:07,886
Oh, we're not watching
any movies. No, no, no.
1870
01:22:07,910 --> 01:22:10,054
You'll just drop me off.
1871
01:22:10,078 --> 01:22:10,656
What?
1872
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,223
This is not the time for that.
1873
01:22:12,247 --> 01:22:15,226
When he goes back to
Los Angeles, you'll show me.
1874
01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:17,462
I don't want to wait that long.
1875
01:22:17,486 --> 01:22:18,364
When is he going back?
1876
01:22:18,388 --> 01:22:20,632
I don't know, but no
movies... not tonight.
1877
01:22:20,656 --> 01:22:21,300
Now, please.
1878
01:22:21,324 --> 01:22:24,068
Beatrice, I'm sorry,
but I don't understand.
1879
01:22:24,092 --> 01:22:25,004
Well, think about it.
1880
01:22:25,028 --> 01:22:28,206
I have a 40-year-old man
20 feet away,
1881
01:22:28,230 --> 01:22:30,675
and I don't feel very private.
1882
01:22:30,699 --> 01:22:33,578
Wasn't that one
of your fantasies?
1883
01:22:33,602 --> 01:22:38,116
A 40-year-old man...
20 feet away...
1884
01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:41,486
No. That was a 60-year-old
man 6 feet under.
1885
01:22:41,510 --> 01:22:43,688
Now I'm warning you,
he's my son,
1886
01:22:43,712 --> 01:22:47,025
and I don't want
to talk about it.
1887
01:22:47,049 --> 01:22:47,493
All right.
1888
01:22:47,517 --> 01:22:49,260
Let's just have a nice dinner,
1889
01:22:49,284 --> 01:22:51,329
and then maybe later
you'll change your mind.
1890
01:22:51,353 --> 01:22:52,630
I'm not going to change my mind.
1891
01:22:52,654 --> 01:22:54,999
No movies, no nothing,
until he goes home.
1892
01:22:55,023 --> 01:22:58,069
Well, we can talk about
it in the car, can't we?
1893
01:22:58,093 --> 01:23:00,138
That's a silly place
to talk about it.
1894
01:23:00,162 --> 01:23:03,274
God forbid, what if
we got pulled over?
1895
01:23:03,298 --> 01:23:06,611
I think you're thinking
of dirty underwear.
1896
01:23:06,635 --> 01:23:09,580
They don't know what
you're talking about.
1897
01:23:09,604 --> 01:23:11,616
Oh, don't be too sure.
1898
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,118
When they point
those things at you,
1899
01:23:14,142 --> 01:23:17,512
I just wonder
what they really know.
1900
01:23:27,723 --> 01:23:28,634
Man on TV: Beef jerky,
1901
01:23:28,658 --> 01:23:32,136
just marinate in a combination
of soy sauce and brown sugar.
1902
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:34,706
Place the meat on the trays,
you plug it in,
1903
01:23:34,730 --> 01:23:39,077
and that's all there is
to making beef jerky.
1904
01:23:39,101 --> 01:23:40,645
Second man on TV:
I learned technique.
1905
01:23:40,669 --> 01:23:43,614
That's why I wrote
the Warner book, technique.
1906
01:23:43,638 --> 01:23:45,550
Take a look at Paul avaloni.
1907
01:23:45,574 --> 01:23:47,085
Look at him... 60-inch waist.
1908
01:23:47,109 --> 01:23:51,055
Look at this.
That's what we're talking about.
1909
01:23:51,079 --> 01:23:51,690
Right?
1910
01:23:51,714 --> 01:23:54,726
Third man on TV:
Look at this. Really fine.
1911
01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:56,627
Fourth man on TV:
This is perfect.
1912
01:23:56,651 --> 01:23:58,296
So many recipes call
for chopped onion.
1913
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,098
That's right, and Mexican food...
1914
01:24:00,122 --> 01:24:01,066
Oh, I love Mexican food.
1915
01:24:01,090 --> 01:24:03,768
Fifth man on TV: But
watch how it works, ladies.
1916
01:24:03,792 --> 01:24:05,536
Woman on TV: We're
ready. This is great.
1917
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,372
Second woman on TV:
We've seen this once.
1918
01:24:07,396 --> 01:24:09,440
First woman: Look at
the smile on Ari's face.
1919
01:24:09,464 --> 01:24:12,110
Now, Ron, you're about
3 inches from his scalp...
1920
01:24:12,134 --> 01:24:13,444
Ron: That's all you do.
1921
01:24:13,468 --> 01:24:14,645
And you're just spraying it,
1922
01:24:14,669 --> 01:24:16,781
like you would
a bottle of hairspray.
1923
01:24:16,805 --> 01:24:19,107
It's as simple as that.
1924
01:25:36,785 --> 01:25:41,156
Jeanette's secret locket.
1925
01:25:56,771 --> 01:25:59,383
"As I turned the corner
on main street,
1926
01:25:59,407 --> 01:26:03,578
the sun was shining
right behind me."
1927
01:26:06,815 --> 01:26:09,718
Princess Anna.
1928
01:26:17,659 --> 01:26:21,296
Irene takes a lover.
1929
01:26:26,401 --> 01:26:29,347
"The room was dark
except for the slash of light
1930
01:26:29,371 --> 01:26:31,215
"that peeked
through the curtains.
1931
01:26:31,239 --> 01:26:34,685
"Irene dreaded going home.
1932
01:26:34,709 --> 01:26:36,154
"The darkness of the house
1933
01:26:36,178 --> 01:26:38,656
equaled the darkness
of her marriage."
1934
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:40,892
This looks good.
1935
01:26:40,916 --> 01:26:43,852
Unbelievable.
1936
01:26:51,593 --> 01:26:54,729
Ha ha ha!
1937
01:27:21,256 --> 01:27:22,433
Please?
1938
01:27:22,457 --> 01:27:22,868
Shh.
1939
01:27:22,892 --> 01:27:24,669
No, I'm just saying please.
1940
01:27:24,693 --> 01:27:25,770
Don't beg... not here.
1941
01:27:25,794 --> 01:27:26,837
What if he's asleep already?
1942
01:27:26,861 --> 01:27:28,206
You said he's a very
sound sleeper.
1943
01:27:28,230 --> 01:27:30,775
That's Jeff. I don't think
this one ever sleeps.
1944
01:27:30,799 --> 01:27:32,543
Why don't we just go in and see,
1945
01:27:32,567 --> 01:27:34,912
and then if he's up, I'll leave.
1946
01:27:34,936 --> 01:27:37,239
Well, all right.
1947
01:27:49,684 --> 01:27:50,661
John?
1948
01:27:50,685 --> 01:27:51,862
Oh, hi.
1949
01:27:51,886 --> 01:27:53,497
What are you doing?
1950
01:27:53,521 --> 01:27:54,532
What do you mean?
1951
01:27:54,556 --> 01:27:56,601
Why do you have
all this stuff out?
1952
01:27:56,625 --> 01:27:58,836
Well, I'm just looking at it.
1953
01:27:58,860 --> 01:28:01,505
Well, who told you
you could do that?
1954
01:28:01,529 --> 01:28:02,607
That's mine.
1955
01:28:02,631 --> 01:28:03,841
Who told you to do that?
1956
01:28:03,865 --> 01:28:06,777
What right have you got
to touch my stuff?
1957
01:28:06,801 --> 01:28:07,845
Mother, take it easy.
1958
01:28:07,869 --> 01:28:10,681
I just saw the boxes
in the closet.
1959
01:28:10,705 --> 01:28:13,275
Mother?
1960
01:28:13,842 --> 01:28:17,288
I'll call you later.
I need to talk to John.
1961
01:28:17,312 --> 01:28:19,624
Are you sure? I thought maybe...
1962
01:28:19,648 --> 01:28:21,283
That's it.
1963
01:28:22,651 --> 01:28:24,286
Good night.
1964
01:28:25,654 --> 01:28:28,423
Good night.
1965
01:28:33,628 --> 01:28:35,506
I am very upset
with you, really.
1966
01:28:35,530 --> 01:28:37,308
I don't rummage
through your stuff.
1967
01:28:37,332 --> 01:28:39,877
I didn't do anything.
What's the big deal?
1968
01:28:39,901 --> 01:28:41,846
What have you got to hide?
1969
01:28:41,870 --> 01:28:42,947
I have nothing to hide.
1970
01:28:42,971 --> 01:28:45,650
These boxes are put away
for a reason.
1971
01:28:45,674 --> 01:28:46,684
What reason?
1972
01:28:46,708 --> 01:28:47,486
My reason.
1973
01:28:47,510 --> 01:28:50,979
All right, I'm
putting it all away.
1974
01:28:52,847 --> 01:28:54,549
Mother...
1975
01:28:55,750 --> 01:28:57,319
Mother?
1976
01:29:04,726 --> 01:29:06,637
Did you write all that stuff?
1977
01:29:06,661 --> 01:29:08,639
No. A little elf wrote it.
1978
01:29:08,663 --> 01:29:09,574
Of course I wrote it.
1979
01:29:09,598 --> 01:29:11,676
You know, the children's
story was beautiful.
1980
01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:14,045
I'm not sure what
you're talking about.
1981
01:29:14,069 --> 01:29:15,813
I've written many of those,
1982
01:29:15,837 --> 01:29:17,381
and that was a long time ago.
1983
01:29:17,405 --> 01:29:18,482
And I'll tell you something...
1984
01:29:18,506 --> 01:29:21,052
If I thought people would
be rummaging through this,
1985
01:29:21,076 --> 01:29:22,687
I don't think I would
have saved anything.
1986
01:29:22,711 --> 01:29:26,657
What are you talking about,
people? I'm your goddamn son.
1987
01:29:26,681 --> 01:29:27,059
Please.
1988
01:29:27,083 --> 01:29:31,619
Oh, mother, we're 7 walls
away from another ear.
1989
01:29:32,687 --> 01:29:34,498
What else did you look at?
1990
01:29:34,522 --> 01:29:36,467
I was just looking
through the boxes
1991
01:29:36,491 --> 01:29:38,636
and just seeing what
was in them, that's all.
1992
01:29:38,660 --> 01:29:41,572
That was another part
of me. That's the past.
1993
01:29:41,596 --> 01:29:43,374
You know I don't like
to look back.
1994
01:29:43,398 --> 01:29:44,042
Your father always said,
1995
01:29:44,066 --> 01:29:46,377
"never look back. They
might be gaining on you."
1996
01:29:46,401 --> 01:29:49,637
I think it was satchel
Paige who said that.
1997
01:29:50,438 --> 01:29:53,784
So when did you do
all this stuff?
1998
01:29:53,808 --> 01:29:55,586
It was a long time ago.
1999
01:29:55,610 --> 01:29:57,355
You weren't even born then.
2000
01:29:57,379 --> 01:30:00,624
What are you doing? You smoke?
2001
01:30:00,648 --> 01:30:02,727
I'll have one once a year
2002
01:30:02,751 --> 01:30:04,762
when I'm feeling this way.
2003
01:30:04,786 --> 01:30:07,131
Boy, you really must be upset.
2004
01:30:07,155 --> 01:30:11,025
Look, we're actually
using the living room.
2005
01:30:11,159 --> 01:30:13,771
I'm going to take all
those boxes out of there.
2006
01:30:13,795 --> 01:30:15,606
You can have the entire closet.
2007
01:30:15,630 --> 01:30:16,974
We'll do it in the morning.
2008
01:30:16,998 --> 01:30:18,676
You don't have to
take the boxes out.
2009
01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:21,512
If you ask me not to
look at it, I won't look at it.
2010
01:30:21,536 --> 01:30:22,513
I think it'll be safer.
2011
01:30:22,537 --> 01:30:26,384
Oh, safer, whatever. Take
them all out. I don't care.
2012
01:30:26,408 --> 01:30:27,685
Honey, do you remember once
2013
01:30:27,709 --> 01:30:28,986
when I looked at your
high-school yearbook
2014
01:30:29,010 --> 01:30:32,056
and how upset you were because
of the pictures you didn't like?
2015
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:34,859
You weren't looking at
my high-school yearbook.
2016
01:30:34,883 --> 01:30:36,861
You were showing it to everyone.
2017
01:30:36,885 --> 01:30:38,028
That's what I remember.
2018
01:30:38,052 --> 01:30:41,632
"Look, everybody. Doesn't
his head look a little big?"
2019
01:30:41,656 --> 01:30:42,733
Remember?
2020
01:30:42,757 --> 01:30:44,068
Wait a second.
2021
01:30:44,092 --> 01:30:48,539
It just occurred to me. This
is why I write about big heads.
2022
01:30:48,563 --> 01:30:51,742
Oh, blame something else on me.
2023
01:30:51,766 --> 01:30:53,577
I'm not blaming anything on you.
2024
01:30:53,601 --> 01:30:55,613
I think that's
a very good character.
2025
01:30:55,637 --> 01:30:57,415
He's not a good character.
2026
01:30:57,439 --> 01:30:59,450
You want to know why?
2027
01:30:59,474 --> 01:30:59,785
Yes.
2028
01:30:59,809 --> 01:31:01,852
You make someone
with a head that big,
2029
01:31:01,876 --> 01:31:03,988
but he's stupider
than everyone else.
2030
01:31:04,012 --> 01:31:05,089
I was just trying
to be different.
2031
01:31:05,113 --> 01:31:08,092
Why can't a guy have a
big head and still be stupid?
2032
01:31:08,116 --> 01:31:10,127
Why is his head that big, then?
2033
01:31:10,151 --> 01:31:12,563
Well, part of it's empty.
2034
01:31:12,587 --> 01:31:14,598
Honey, no god's going to create
2035
01:31:14,622 --> 01:31:17,535
a head that big
with nothing in it.
2036
01:31:17,559 --> 01:31:19,069
What about the dinosaurs?
2037
01:31:19,093 --> 01:31:20,070
Their heads were full.
2038
01:31:20,094 --> 01:31:21,039
They just had small heads.
2039
01:31:21,063 --> 01:31:25,209
You never saw a dinosaur with
a huge head and a little brain.
2040
01:31:25,233 --> 01:31:26,944
Their brain was the size
of their head.
2041
01:31:26,968 --> 01:31:29,213
I don't know how the
hell we got on this subject,
2042
01:31:29,237 --> 01:31:33,083
but you should see yourself
when you talk to me about this.
2043
01:31:33,107 --> 01:31:34,485
You just light up.
2044
01:31:34,509 --> 01:31:35,953
Boy, mother,
you must have stuffed
2045
01:31:35,977 --> 01:31:39,190
the creative part of you
way down there somewhere.
2046
01:31:39,214 --> 01:31:44,085
Oh, no. You're not going
to analyze me at midnight.
2047
01:32:09,544 --> 01:32:12,656
Which children's story
did you read?
2048
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:16,227
The one about the flight
around the world.
2049
01:32:16,251 --> 01:32:19,263
That was about Amelia earhart.
2050
01:32:19,287 --> 01:32:21,532
Do you remember her?
2051
01:32:21,556 --> 01:32:22,766
Yes, of course I do.
2052
01:32:22,790 --> 01:32:24,001
That was very clever,
what you did.
2053
01:32:24,025 --> 01:32:27,071
You took a real character,
but you turned it into fiction.
2054
01:32:27,095 --> 01:32:29,240
You know, that was
way ahead of your time.
2055
01:32:29,264 --> 01:32:30,808
Woodward and Bernstein did that.
2056
01:32:30,832 --> 01:32:33,143
I'm trying to think
of who that is.
2057
01:32:33,167 --> 01:32:34,745
It doesn't matter.
It's a compliment.
2058
01:32:34,769 --> 01:32:39,049
So tell me something... where
did you learn all about this stuff?
2059
01:32:39,073 --> 01:32:41,218
Did you think I was
born yesterday?
2060
01:32:41,242 --> 01:32:43,754
You know, every child
thinks their mother
2061
01:32:43,778 --> 01:32:46,657
just came to life
when they were born.
2062
01:32:46,681 --> 01:32:48,893
I was around a long time
before you.
2063
01:32:48,917 --> 01:32:50,528
Well, that's the part
I'm trying to find out.
2064
01:32:50,552 --> 01:32:53,864
Every time I ask a question, you
don't seem to want to talk about it.
2065
01:32:53,888 --> 01:32:54,799
Well, it's in the past.
2066
01:32:54,823 --> 01:32:58,269
Stop saying that, mother.
It's not in the past.
2067
01:32:58,293 --> 01:33:01,839
That past is plopped
all over our lives.
2068
01:33:01,863 --> 01:33:03,207
How much have you written?
2069
01:33:03,231 --> 01:33:05,709
Did you ever get
anything published?
2070
01:33:05,733 --> 01:33:06,877
No, I never published.
2071
01:33:06,901 --> 01:33:09,079
Your father talked me out of it.
2072
01:33:09,103 --> 01:33:09,915
Why would he do that?
2073
01:33:09,939 --> 01:33:15,085
Well, you know, dear, in those
days a woman didn't have a career.
2074
01:33:15,109 --> 01:33:16,554
You know, she just...
2075
01:33:16,578 --> 01:33:19,857
Raised children who she
hated for ruining her life
2076
01:33:19,881 --> 01:33:25,587
and killing her chances at
doing the one thing she loved.
2077
01:33:27,989 --> 01:33:28,966
Well, my goodness.
2078
01:33:28,990 --> 01:33:33,337
I never heard it put
exactly like that,
2079
01:33:33,361 --> 01:33:35,005
but... yes...
2080
01:33:35,029 --> 01:33:38,175
I'm afraid that's true.
2081
01:33:38,199 --> 01:33:40,177
We did it.
2082
01:33:40,201 --> 01:33:42,846
We figured it out, mother.
2083
01:33:42,870 --> 01:33:45,015
Look what just happened.
2084
01:33:45,039 --> 01:33:47,284
We know why you hate me.
2085
01:33:47,308 --> 01:33:49,753
We know why she hates me!
2086
01:33:49,777 --> 01:33:54,925
♪ We know why she hates me ♪
2087
01:33:54,949 --> 01:33:57,595
I don't hate you. Stop it!
2088
01:33:57,619 --> 01:33:58,729
Sit down!
2089
01:33:58,753 --> 01:34:00,998
Mother, this is so exciting!
2090
01:34:01,022 --> 01:34:01,933
I want to hear everything.
2091
01:34:01,957 --> 01:34:04,668
Tell me exactly, when
did you start to write?
2092
01:34:04,692 --> 01:34:05,903
I started in high school,
2093
01:34:05,927 --> 01:34:08,172
and then I got a
scholarship to college.
2094
01:34:08,196 --> 01:34:09,107
Because of the writing?
2095
01:34:09,131 --> 01:34:11,775
Yes. That's where I met
your father, in college.
2096
01:34:11,799 --> 01:34:12,277
You know that.
2097
01:34:12,301 --> 01:34:14,278
Yeah, but I never knew
how you got there.
2098
01:34:14,302 --> 01:34:16,847
No kid knows what
his parents majored in.
2099
01:34:16,871 --> 01:34:18,048
I never told you,
2100
01:34:18,072 --> 01:34:20,718
so no wonder
you like Jeff better.
2101
01:34:20,742 --> 01:34:21,719
There's no threat there.
2102
01:34:21,743 --> 01:34:24,088
I just have to be
a huge threat to you.
2103
01:34:24,112 --> 01:34:25,723
I don't like Jeff better.
2104
01:34:25,747 --> 01:34:28,225
But still, he doesn't
represent the writer.
2105
01:34:28,249 --> 01:34:32,186
I represent
what you had to stop.
2106
01:34:32,920 --> 01:34:34,798
Maybe you're right.
2107
01:34:34,822 --> 01:34:36,934
How do you like that?
2108
01:34:36,958 --> 01:34:38,669
Listen to me.
2109
01:34:38,693 --> 01:34:39,404
I'm sorry, mother.
2110
01:34:39,428 --> 01:34:43,774
I wish I could have done
something to change all of this...
2111
01:34:43,798 --> 01:34:44,376
You know that...
2112
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:46,110
But I had nothing to do with it.
2113
01:34:46,134 --> 01:34:50,080
But for the very first time,
for the first time,
2114
01:34:50,104 --> 01:34:53,884
I don't see you as my mother.
2115
01:34:53,908 --> 01:34:57,321
I see you as a failure...
2116
01:34:57,345 --> 01:34:59,189
And it's wonderful.
2117
01:34:59,213 --> 01:35:03,751
I'm a failure,
and that's wonderful?
2118
01:35:05,153 --> 01:35:06,864
All right, honey...
2119
01:35:06,888 --> 01:35:10,158
If that's what you need.
2120
01:35:25,006 --> 01:35:28,385
Mother, I'm going into town
for a little bit.
2121
01:35:28,409 --> 01:35:29,254
I'll be back later.
2122
01:35:29,278 --> 01:35:31,955
Oh, honey, listen. I was
thinking this morning.
2123
01:35:31,979 --> 01:35:34,324
As long as you have
your computer in there,
2124
01:35:34,348 --> 01:35:37,027
I don't think one
phone line is enough.
2125
01:35:37,051 --> 01:35:39,463
So go ahead and get
the other phone line
2126
01:35:39,487 --> 01:35:41,765
that you wanted
just for the computer.
2127
01:35:41,789 --> 01:35:44,301
Thanks, but I don't need it.
2128
01:35:44,325 --> 01:35:44,969
Why?
2129
01:35:44,993 --> 01:35:47,471
Because we're through.
2130
01:35:47,495 --> 01:35:48,706
We did it.
2131
01:35:48,730 --> 01:35:49,107
We did?
2132
01:35:49,131 --> 01:35:51,809
Mother, I came here not
understanding anything,
2133
01:35:51,833 --> 01:35:54,144
and now I understand all of it.
2134
01:35:54,168 --> 01:35:55,979
So just live your life, ok?
2135
01:35:56,003 --> 01:35:59,383
Live your life, and
I'll do the best I can.
2136
01:35:59,407 --> 01:36:02,219
I don't blame you
for anything anymore.
2137
01:36:02,243 --> 01:36:03,387
It's not your fault.
2138
01:36:03,411 --> 01:36:05,989
I see you as a real person.
2139
01:36:06,013 --> 01:36:06,990
You do?
2140
01:36:07,014 --> 01:36:08,325
Yes, and it's fine.
2141
01:36:08,349 --> 01:36:11,895
My goodness. I didn't get
that moment that you did.
2142
01:36:11,919 --> 01:36:13,163
You will. Don't worry.
2143
01:36:13,187 --> 01:36:15,999
So you don't need to stay, then?
2144
01:36:16,023 --> 01:36:17,000
No. I'm fine.
2145
01:36:17,024 --> 01:36:19,069
Go down to L.A. stay with Jeff.
2146
01:36:19,093 --> 01:36:22,196
Sleep with Charles.
Do whatever you want.
2147
01:36:23,131 --> 01:36:24,174
But, mother, just think.
2148
01:36:24,198 --> 01:36:26,143
From now on, when
we talk on the phone,
2149
01:36:26,167 --> 01:36:28,846
we don't talk as mother and son.
2150
01:36:28,870 --> 01:36:30,314
We talk like 2 writers.
2151
01:36:30,338 --> 01:36:32,382
One blocked and insecure,
2152
01:36:32,406 --> 01:36:34,184
one stifled and angry.
2153
01:36:34,208 --> 01:36:38,780
Which one am I, dear? I forget.
2154
01:36:40,515 --> 01:36:43,127
So, are you going to
go back to work now?
2155
01:36:43,151 --> 01:36:46,497
No. I think I'm going to
take a couple of weeks off
2156
01:36:46,521 --> 01:36:47,898
and just enjoy this realization.
2157
01:36:47,922 --> 01:36:50,134
Maybe I'll even buy
myself some new clothes.
2158
01:36:50,158 --> 01:36:52,202
That's what I like to hear.
2159
01:36:52,226 --> 01:36:54,438
Do buy yourself
some new clothes.
2160
01:36:54,462 --> 01:36:56,874
All right, I'll make you a deal.
2161
01:36:56,898 --> 01:36:59,309
For every new piece
of clothing I buy,
2162
01:36:59,333 --> 01:37:01,345
you buy one brand-new ounce
2163
01:37:01,369 --> 01:37:03,871
of very expensive cheese.
2164
01:37:04,906 --> 01:37:06,183
Does kraft count?
2165
01:37:06,207 --> 01:37:10,988
Oh, mother, that's so sweet.
2166
01:37:11,012 --> 01:37:15,349
Yes. Yes, kraft counts.
2167
01:37:17,885 --> 01:37:18,896
I'll miss you.
2168
01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:21,131
I'll miss you, too, mother.
2169
01:37:21,155 --> 01:37:22,866
Bye. Love you.
2170
01:37:22,890 --> 01:37:25,893
If it gets cold, put the top up.
2171
01:37:56,958 --> 01:37:58,468
Woman: Oh, my god.
2172
01:37:58,492 --> 01:38:01,529
John Henderson?
2173
01:38:03,531 --> 01:38:04,175
Yes?
2174
01:38:04,199 --> 01:38:10,013
Planet 7 was the best
book I've ever read.
2175
01:38:10,037 --> 01:38:11,348
What did you say?
2176
01:38:11,372 --> 01:38:15,285
Planet 7 was the best
book I've ever read.
2177
01:38:15,309 --> 01:38:16,320
You're kidding me.
2178
01:38:16,344 --> 01:38:20,023
Why would I kid you? My
god, what about planet 8?
2179
01:38:20,047 --> 01:38:21,425
I loved that one, too.
2180
01:38:21,449 --> 01:38:22,492
You read planet 8?
2181
01:38:22,516 --> 01:38:26,430
Yeah, and I read the day
there was no earth twice.
2182
01:38:26,454 --> 01:38:27,454
Twice?
2183
01:38:28,022 --> 01:38:31,468
Did you like the character
with the big hand?
2184
01:38:31,492 --> 01:38:33,337
I loved that character.
2185
01:38:33,361 --> 01:38:35,463
Are you married?
2186
01:38:36,964 --> 01:38:38,909
No, I'm not married.
2187
01:38:38,933 --> 01:38:40,611
So, where do you live?
2188
01:38:40,635 --> 01:38:41,945
In Los Angeles.
2189
01:38:41,969 --> 01:38:43,080
Well, me, too.
2190
01:38:43,104 --> 01:38:44,514
Why don't you follow me,
2191
01:38:44,538 --> 01:38:46,149
and we'll stop along the way
2192
01:38:46,173 --> 01:38:49,253
and talk and eat and
get to know each other.
2193
01:38:49,277 --> 01:38:51,088
By the time we get there,
2194
01:38:51,112 --> 01:38:53,447
it'll be like 5 dates.
2195
01:38:54,115 --> 01:38:57,127
God, that's so creative.
2196
01:38:57,151 --> 01:38:57,996
Um...
2197
01:38:58,020 --> 01:39:01,298
Well, yeah,
that sounds wonderful.
2198
01:39:01,322 --> 01:39:03,300
That's a yes?
2199
01:39:03,324 --> 01:39:06,003
That's a yes.
2200
01:39:06,027 --> 01:39:06,371
Great.
2201
01:39:06,395 --> 01:39:08,472
This isn't a
practical joke, is it?
2202
01:39:08,496 --> 01:39:13,343
Nobody sent you here,
like my brother or somebody.
2203
01:39:13,367 --> 01:39:14,978
What are you talking about?
2204
01:39:15,002 --> 01:39:17,047
Nothing. It's just
this liking me stuff
2205
01:39:17,071 --> 01:39:19,316
is all virgin
territory, that's all.
2206
01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:20,684
I'm not used to it.
2207
01:39:20,708 --> 01:39:23,120
I'll get used to it.
2208
01:39:23,144 --> 01:39:24,554
You'll help me.
2209
01:39:24,578 --> 01:39:27,949
You read the whole book...
2210
01:39:28,983 --> 01:39:30,460
Ok, so follow me.
2211
01:39:30,484 --> 01:39:32,353
Follow you.
2212
01:40:19,333 --> 01:40:20,711
Hello?
2213
01:40:20,735 --> 01:40:25,048
Oh, honey, I'm working.
May I call you back?
2214
01:40:25,072 --> 01:40:27,108
Bye.
2215
01:40:50,464 --> 01:40:54,044
♪ And here's to you,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
2216
01:40:54,068 --> 01:40:59,282
♪ your grown son is
moving back today ♪
2217
01:40:59,306 --> 01:41:00,784
♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
2218
01:41:00,808 --> 01:41:04,488
♪ god help him, please,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
2219
01:41:04,512 --> 01:41:09,393
♪ he looks to you
to help him with his life ♪
2220
01:41:09,417 --> 01:41:11,652
♪ he lost a wife ♪
2221
01:41:12,553 --> 01:41:14,355
♪ again ♪
2222
01:41:17,124 --> 01:41:20,103
♪ he'd like for you
to welcome him ♪
2223
01:41:20,127 --> 01:41:23,464
♪ and make him feel at home ♪
2224
01:41:23,731 --> 01:41:28,569
♪ he needs to know
you like him coming back ♪
2225
01:41:28,702 --> 01:41:35,242
♪ he knows that you are busy
with problems of your own ♪
2226
01:41:35,576 --> 01:41:38,789
♪ but please, when you see him ♪
2227
01:41:38,813 --> 01:41:40,223
♪ try not to attack ♪
2228
01:41:40,247 --> 01:41:43,593
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, please,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
2229
01:41:43,617 --> 01:41:48,665
♪ soon your house
will add another one ♪
2230
01:41:48,689 --> 01:41:50,634
♪ it's your son ♪
2231
01:41:50,658 --> 01:41:54,271
♪ remember, please,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
2232
01:41:54,295 --> 01:41:58,742
♪ you're the reason
why he's here at all ♪
2233
01:41:58,766 --> 01:42:01,344
♪ so, mother, dear ♪
2234
01:42:01,368 --> 01:42:04,205
♪ don't drop the ball ♪
2235
01:42:20,488 --> 01:42:24,234
♪ And here's to you,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
2236
01:42:24,258 --> 01:42:29,473
♪ your grown son is
moving back today ♪
2237
01:42:29,497 --> 01:42:31,374
♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
2238
01:42:31,398 --> 01:42:34,611
♪ god help him, please,
Mrs. Henderson ♪
2239
01:42:34,635 --> 01:42:39,516
♪ he looks to you
to help him with his life ♪
2240
01:42:39,540 --> 01:42:41,809
♪ he lost a wife ♪
2241
01:42:42,810 --> 01:42:44,545
♪ again ♪
2242
01:42:47,781 --> 01:42:50,393
♪ he wants to get to know you ♪
2243
01:42:50,417 --> 01:42:53,721
♪ to understand his mom ♪
2244
01:42:55,156 --> 01:42:59,260
♪ he'd like
to understand himself ♪
2245
01:42:59,894 --> 01:43:05,666
♪ he'd like to see just where
everything went wrong ♪
2246
01:43:06,634 --> 01:43:10,780
♪ instead of putting
all the problems on the shelf ♪
2247
01:43:10,804 --> 01:43:14,351
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, please,
mother Henderson ♪
2248
01:43:14,375 --> 01:43:19,356
♪ now's the time
to step up to the plate ♪
2249
01:43:19,380 --> 01:43:21,258
♪ it's your fate ♪
2250
01:43:21,282 --> 01:43:25,262
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, please,
mother Henderson ♪
2251
01:43:25,286 --> 01:43:29,523
♪ destiny has given you a call ♪
2252
01:43:29,757 --> 01:43:32,702
♪ it's time to take ♪
2253
01:43:32,726 --> 01:43:34,628
♪ down the wall ♪
2254
01:43:37,598 --> 01:43:39,800
♪ take down the wall ♪
2255
01:43:43,671 --> 01:43:45,682
♪ Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee ♪
2256
01:43:45,706 --> 01:43:49,210
♪ Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee ♪
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