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There it is.
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Huh, that place is built
like Fort Knox.
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Yeah, quite a piggy bank.
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What goes on there, Olga?
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Rocket fuel.
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Chemicals are shipped
from Düsseldorf
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in truck convoys.
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The fuel is made here.
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Then they put the barrels
in railway cars.
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And away they go
to the launching pads in France.
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It has been operating
only a few weeks.
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Huh, Colonel...
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Security is one thing,
but that's ridiculous.
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You think we
should radio London
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for an air strike?
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I guess so,
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but it's going
to be murder.
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Look at these hills.
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A low-level attack
would never make it.
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We've already
given London
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the locations of
the flak batteries.
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They're going
to need it...
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This isn't going
to be a milk run.
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Colonel...
brass arriving.
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He's got to be wheel
of some kind.
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Yeah, they sure
didn't mess with him.
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That is
General von Treger's car.
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He's in charge
of the rocket program.
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I saw him in Hammelburg.
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We know he works on the rocket
installations in France.
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An important man,
very close the Führer.
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It's a cinch he's not in town
for the bock beer festival.
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Let's get back to camp.
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Newkirk.
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Oh!
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Cor blimey, sir,
gave me a fright...
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I nearly
let you have it.
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Glad you're alert...
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But your
safety catch is on.
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Oh, well, you can't be
too careful, can you, sir?
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Uh, see you home,
if you like, love.
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Oh, isn't that sweet?
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Beautiful.
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Well, the Germans
are prowling these woods.
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He's right...
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also, Englishmen prowling.
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General von Treger?!
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Yes, the
General von Treger.
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Congratulations,
Herr Kommandant.
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Oh, this is
a very big fish.
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I'm so glad you approve
the General's visit.
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Oh, I do,
Herr Kommandant.
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Thank you, Schultz,
that's gives me
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a warm feeling
of confidence.
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Now...
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preparations
are to be made:
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General von Treger will
be staying in my quarters.
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Both of you
in one bed?
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Alone, Dummkopf.
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Now, see to it
that my room is clean,
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new curtains, bedspread,
fresh flowers.
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Then see to it
that all my things
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are taken
out of there
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and moved into the
orderly room temporarily.
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Everything,
Herr Kommandant?
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Yes.
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Also the girlie pictures
on the shelf in the...
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I said everything...
Now see to it at once.
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Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant,
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it shall be done.
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I shall depend
on you, Schultz...
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which is
a terrible mistake.
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Colonel Hogan is here.
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Herr Kommandant,
Colonel...
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Yes, I know... send him in.
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Jawohl.
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I told you,
every time Hilda giggles...
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Oh, shut up.
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You have your orders.
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Dis... missed.
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You want to see me,
Commandant?
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Yes, I do.
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Hogan, one of the most
important men
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in Germany today
is visiting Stalag 13.
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Old Bubblehead's
coming here?
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I do not appreciate you calling
our Führer "Old Bubblehead."
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Oh... how
about "Fruitcake?"
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Hogan!
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We are to be honored
by the presence
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of General von Treger.
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That's big brass.
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The general has some
very important business
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in this part of Germany,
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and he's making our little
stalag his headquarters.
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Sometimes this war's so exciting
I can hardly stand it.
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Hogan, I warn you,
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while General
von Treger is here
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any show of disrespect,
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any trouble whatsoever
from you or your men
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will be punished
unmercifully.
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Get out of line
just once
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and you will regret it,
understood?
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Understood.
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Now...
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I wonder if you
could do me a favor.
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You sure know
how to ask a guy.
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Listen, Hogan...
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I understand that
General von Treger
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enjoys all the good
things in life.
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Then why
is he staying here?
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He appreciates
good wines.
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He enjoys
gourmet cooking.
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I have heard
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that he's even a bit
of a ladies man.
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Who isn't...
in between wars.
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Hogan, what I am
trying to ask you...
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Would our chef, LeBeau
cook him a special meal?
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Exactly.
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You're prepared to make
a deal, of course?
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I am
the commandant here,
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I do not make deals
with prisoners of war.
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But you would show
your appreciation.
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What kind of deal
do you want?
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I won't ask you for more heat
or hot water in the barracks
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or to stop stealing from
our Red Cross packages...
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Very sensible.
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Because I know
I can get those things.
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Two men from Barracks 9
are in the cooler,
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Sergeant Schwartz
and Private Mills.
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Yes, ten days
solitary confinement
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for making rude noises
during roll call.
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Commandant,
everybody does that.
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I know!
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An example
must be made.
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They've served
three day, let them out.
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Impossible.
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LeBeau might cook two meals.
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No!
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Commandant...
just imagine
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the General at
Berchtesgaden sometime
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and he says
to old Bubblehead...
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Sorry, Fruitcake...
whatever...
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He says, "The best
soufflé I ever had"
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"was at a Luft Stalag.
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"Can't even remember
the name of the town,
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but the Commandant..."
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All right,
all right, all right.
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The men will be released.
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You're a great
humanitarian.
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You know,
they might even name
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the next war after you.
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"World War Klink"?
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Welcome,
General von Treger.
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May I say, sir,
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my stalag is your stalag.
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Thank you for your kind
hospitality, Colonel Klink.
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See to the bags.
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See to the bags.
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Yes, sir!
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See to the bags.
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From London.
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"Air strike at
this time impossible.
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"Target now
your mission.
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Priority one...
Good luck."
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It's a suicide
mission.
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Right, machine-gun emplacements,
minefields,
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automatic alarm system,
a regiment of elite guards...
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impossible, right?
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Right.
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All right, let's
get on with it.
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Hold it, hold it,
you have pay
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piling up
back home, right?
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Be nice if we could
live to spend it.
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Look, get in touch
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with the underground
tonight.
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We're going to need
some planning.
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Tell them to send Olga...
She knows the layout.
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All right.
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Krauts are inspecting
the barracks.
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They're headed
this way.
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All right.
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Attention!
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At ease!
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General, this
is Colonel Hogan,
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senior POW officer.
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Hogan, this is
General von Treger.
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These is quite
an experience
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for me, Colonel.
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I don't often meet
the enemy face to face.
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Don't worry, General,
you will.
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Hogan!
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Now, General,
these barracks here
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are more
or less typical.
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Typical
of what?
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Silence!
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Seems to be very cozy.
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Yes, sir, it does have
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sort of a homey
feeling about it.
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Same interior decorator
did the main Berlin sewer.
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I didn't know that.
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Schultz!
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By the way,
General,
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this man here,
Corporal LeBeau
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is an excellent cook.
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I have ordered him
to prepare
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one or two special meals
for you
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while you're here.
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You did?
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Oh, yes, you did.
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Good.
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Perhaps
Colonel Hogan
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would join us
for dinner?
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"Join us"?!
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That's
what I said.
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Yes, sir, General,
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that's exactly
what I had in mind.
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Excellent.
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Perhaps after dinner,
we could have
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a rubber or two of bridge,
eh, Colonel?
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Thank you, sir.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf
Wiedersehen.
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Auf
Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wieder...
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Colonel,
are you going
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to eat with
those Krauts
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and play bridge
with them?
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At least we'll know
where they are
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when we blow that plant.
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LeBeau, what are you
going to have on the menu?
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Mm, maybe
beef Stroganoff.
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"Beef Stroganoff"?
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With the trouble they're having
on the Russian front,
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you'd give them
beef Stroganoff?
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That's cruel.
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Oui, I know.
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The convoys come down
the Hammelburg road
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then turn here
to the plant.
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The last checkpoint
is there.
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So if you wanted
to latch onto the convoy
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as a late-comer
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the logical place
would be right here, huh?
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Yes, where they slow down
for the turn.
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All right, Newkirk,
Carter, study the map.
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You're going
to be driving
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a German truck filled
with dynamite.
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Here's where you join
the convoy.
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Well, suppose
they won't let us in?
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Well, the Krauts
can't be
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as unfriendly as that,
for Pete's sake.
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Andrew, I'm going
to miss you after the war.
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Kinch, can you
get us a truck
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from the Kraut Sergeant
in the motor pool?
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Ten cents a mile.
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This one won't
come back.
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Well, we'll give him
12¢ a mile
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and our apologies.
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If he squeals on us,
he squeals on himself.
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Okay.
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Now, here's the way it goes:
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Carter, Newkirk,
you wait in the woods
265
00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,344
till the convoy passes.
266
00:11:01,385 --> 00:11:03,304
You set the timers
on the dynamite
267
00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:05,222
and you swing into line.
268
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,934
You drive into the plant
with the rest of them,
269
00:11:07,975 --> 00:11:09,977
you leave the truck
and take cover.
270
00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,812
How do we get away?
271
00:11:11,854 --> 00:11:13,564
You read
my cowardly mind.
272
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,815
When the truck blows,
273
00:11:14,857 --> 00:11:16,859
you should be able
to get out in the confusion.
274
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:19,070
What if there isn't
enough confusion?
275
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,530
I never said this wasn't
going to be dangerous.
276
00:11:21,572 --> 00:11:23,324
Colonel, we're going
to driving
277
00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:24,617
a truckload
of dynamite
278
00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:26,535
into that bloody
chemical plant.
279
00:11:26,577 --> 00:11:28,788
We could easily get
ourselves blown up.
280
00:11:28,829 --> 00:11:30,831
And I'm going to be
playing bridge
281
00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:32,333
with a roomful
of Krauts.
282
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,669
I could very easily
be bored to death.
283
00:11:40,883 --> 00:11:44,136
To General von Treger,
prosit.
284
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,137
Prosit.
285
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:45,888
Prosit!
286
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,100
Schultz...
287
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,560
He got carried away
with emotion, sir.
288
00:11:51,602 --> 00:11:53,229
I'm told
there's never been
289
00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,689
an escape
from this place.
290
00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:56,482
Is that true?
291
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,192
I'm happy to say
it is, sir.
292
00:11:58,234 --> 00:11:59,735
We'd be hurt
if he tried.
293
00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:05,658
LeBeau, LeBeau!
294
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,326
More wine,
quickly, Cockroach!
295
00:12:07,368 --> 00:12:09,203
Very good, excellent.
296
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,789
Thank you, General,
thank you, thank you.
297
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,836
O, monsieur,
your beef Stroganoff
298
00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:18,421
is sheer poetry.
299
00:12:18,462 --> 00:12:19,964
Klink is an animal,
300
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:22,466
the worst Boche
of an animal that ever lived!
301
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,260
That's also poetry.
302
00:12:24,301 --> 00:12:26,512
I may kill him tonight
with my bare hands
303
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:27,847
if I ever get
the chance.
304
00:12:27,888 --> 00:12:29,432
Don't worry about
the dishes,
305
00:12:29,473 --> 00:12:30,641
I'll take care
of them.
306
00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:41,110
All clear.
307
00:12:44,405 --> 00:12:46,115
Okay, Carter,
let's get cracking.
308
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,708
Ah... I deal.
309
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,377
Gentlemen, I must
tell you in advance,
310
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:01,755
I'm not the greatest bridge
player in the world.
311
00:13:01,797 --> 00:13:04,300
Have you ever played
with grownups before, sir?
312
00:13:04,341 --> 00:13:06,010
He's probably
an expert.
313
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:08,262
Right, he may take us
all to the cleaners.
314
00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,722
Uh, General,
don't you think
315
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,099
you ought to put Hitler
in your wife's name?
316
00:13:20,608 --> 00:13:21,775
Take it easy, Carter,
317
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:23,736
this thing's loaded
with dynamite!
318
00:13:23,777 --> 00:13:25,070
Sorry.
319
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,197
I hope I didn't spill any.
320
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,365
Four clubs.
321
00:13:31,452 --> 00:13:32,369
I double.
322
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,707
You sure you mean
clubs, Commandant?
323
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:37,750
Of course I'm sure.
324
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,418
Those are the
little black ones
325
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,628
with the knobs
on the end.
326
00:13:40,669 --> 00:13:41,754
Prosit.
327
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,382
I pass.
328
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,428
Commandant Klink's quarters.
329
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:51,055
Oh, it is for you,
Herr Kapitän.
330
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,264
Excuse me.
331
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,390
Mm-hmm, yeah,
sure, yeah.
332
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,728
Ja.
333
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,647
Ja, all right, hold on.
334
00:13:59,688 --> 00:14:02,524
Herr General, the convoy's
at the final checkpoint.
335
00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:04,026
Any change in orders, sir?
336
00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,110
No, I think not.
337
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,278
Have them proceed.
338
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,321
Jawohl, Herr General.
339
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,156
Frau Müller, the general's
orders are to...
340
00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:10,074
Uh, Captain.
341
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,575
Wait.
342
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:16,372
Have all identification numbers
on the trucks changed
343
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:18,207
for tonight only.
344
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:20,626
The numbers should begin
with 100.
345
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,086
Jawohl, Herr General.
346
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:25,547
Müller, change all code
numbers before proceeding.
347
00:14:25,589 --> 00:14:28,133
Add 100 to the beginning
of each number.
348
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,301
Repeat the order.
349
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,344
Just a little
350
00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:31,553
added security.
351
00:14:31,595 --> 00:14:33,472
Exercise keeps them
on their toes.
352
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,307
Brilliant, sir,
353
00:14:35,349 --> 00:14:36,642
absolutely brilliant.
354
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:38,769
Oh, I'm sorry!
355
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,145
How clumsy of me.
356
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:41,313
You certainly
are, Hogan.
357
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,648
Schultz, clean up
this mess.
358
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,816
I'll get a towel!
359
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,484
And the real secret
is in the sour cream.
360
00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:46,527
Hold it, hold it.
361
00:14:46,568 --> 00:14:47,528
We got troubles.
362
00:14:47,569 --> 00:14:48,570
Von Treger
just ordered
363
00:14:48,612 --> 00:14:50,280
the serial numbers
changed on the trucks.
364
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,281
He can't do that.
365
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,324
Kinch, get on
your horse.
366
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:53,826
You got to reach
Newkirk and Carter
367
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,786
before they swing into line
with that convoy.
368
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,162
Tell them the mission's
been scratched.
369
00:14:57,454 --> 00:14:58,372
Okay.
370
00:14:58,455 --> 00:14:59,456
And make it fast,
371
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,250
or they swing into line
with a firing squad.
372
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,251
Gotcha.
373
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,585
Here they come.
374
00:15:03,627 --> 00:15:04,503
Well, it's about time.
375
00:15:09,758 --> 00:15:11,719
All right,
get ready to move.
376
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,637
I am, boy.
377
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,472
My palms are sweating,
but I'm ready.
378
00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:30,487
All right, go.
379
00:15:38,495 --> 00:15:39,329
Hey, hold it!
380
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,122
Hold it!
381
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,794
Kinch, Kinch...
What happened?
382
00:15:45,836 --> 00:15:50,883
I think I just ran
a four-minute mile.
383
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,510
The mission is scratched.
384
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,512
I didn't use my head,
that's all.
385
00:15:57,473 --> 00:15:59,016
It's no good
blaming yourself
386
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:00,976
for last night,
Colonel, it's done.
387
00:16:01,018 --> 00:16:02,561
I underestimated
von Treger.
388
00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:04,188
The mission failed,
Colonel,
389
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:05,898
it's finished
and that's that.
390
00:16:05,939 --> 00:16:07,357
Right, sir,
we can't win 'em all.
391
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,193
Is that what you want,
to admit failure?
392
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,569
To walk away from this thing?
393
00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:11,570
Give up?
394
00:16:11,612 --> 00:16:12,613
Forget it?
395
00:16:12,654 --> 00:16:13,697
Yes.
Yes.
396
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:14,698
Good.
397
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,117
I'm glad you want to try again.
398
00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:18,702
Now, what's
a definite factor
399
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,287
we can depend on
in this job?
400
00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:23,582
We don't know
what we're doing.
401
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,334
There are two kinds
of vehicles
402
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,961
that get into that plant
without inspection...
403
00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:29,296
The convoy trucks
404
00:16:29,338 --> 00:16:30,964
and General
von Treger's car.
405
00:16:31,006 --> 00:16:33,592
So we'll let the general
blow up the plant for us.
406
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,718
Exactly.
407
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,053
LeBeau is going
to prepare
408
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:37,638
another dinner
for the general.
409
00:16:37,679 --> 00:16:38,555
Carter?
410
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:40,766
Yes, sir?
411
00:16:40,807 --> 00:16:42,518
I need a couple
of empty wine cases.
412
00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:44,436
Empty wine cases, sir?
413
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:45,938
Mm-hmm. I want you
to pack them
414
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,314
with enough dynamite
to start
415
00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:49,274
a chain-reaction explosion
in the plant.
416
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:50,609
We'll need
a couple of timers
417
00:16:50,651 --> 00:16:51,777
set for about
40 minutes.
418
00:16:51,818 --> 00:16:52,736
Can you do it?
419
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:53,779
Sure.
420
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,030
Matter of fact,
it's kind of
421
00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:56,114
interesting
for a change.
422
00:16:56,156 --> 00:16:57,241
Good.
423
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,117
You know, ma'am,
424
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:00,452
you get kind
of tired working
425
00:17:00,494 --> 00:17:02,246
with your average
garden-variety-type
426
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,455
demolition pack,
you know,
427
00:17:03,497 --> 00:17:04,873
and your delayed
action fuses
428
00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:05,916
and things like that.
429
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,793
So when get a chance
to use new muscle,
430
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,169
you kind of
appreciate it...
431
00:17:09,211 --> 00:17:10,170
Carter!
432
00:17:10,212 --> 00:17:11,088
Empty wine cases.
433
00:17:12,506 --> 00:17:14,758
Olga, we'll need you
for this operation.
434
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,842
I'm ready, Colonel.
435
00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:17,970
I want you to wear
your best clothes.
436
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,305
Dress as you would
for an important date.
437
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,225
Now, the rendezvous point
will be right about here.
438
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:25,310
I want you to stay
out of sight until
439
00:17:25,352 --> 00:17:28,021
General von Treger's car
comes down the road...
440
00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:31,233
Colonel, you did say
the general's car?
441
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:32,317
Mm-hmm.
442
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,652
General von Treger
443
00:17:33,694 --> 00:17:35,320
is going to take
that dynamite
444
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,613
into the plant for us.
445
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,323
But he's going
to be so busy
446
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,325
charming one
of the local ladies
447
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,411
that nobody's going
to see his face.
448
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,958
Beautiful strategy,
Herr General, beautiful.
449
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,002
He hasn't played a card yet.
450
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:52,087
The coq au vin
was superb, Klink.
451
00:17:52,129 --> 00:17:53,380
Thank you, sir.
452
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:55,632
I must say, you do
yourself well here.
453
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,176
Well, we always try
to do our best, sir.
454
00:17:58,176 --> 00:17:59,678
Thank you,
thank you, LeBeau.
455
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:02,347
Mmm, excellent port.
456
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,307
Thank you, Herr General,
thank you.
457
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,190
For me?
458
00:18:12,232 --> 00:18:14,317
With Colonel Hogan's
compliments.
459
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,820
Oh, he's so nice.
460
00:18:20,991 --> 00:18:22,159
Ah!
461
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,952
He always thinks
of the little man.
462
00:18:23,994 --> 00:18:25,328
What's that got
to do with you?
463
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,336
Hey, Fritz!
464
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,004
A little wine?
465
00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:39,718
Rock-a-bye Kraut.
466
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:54,441
LeBEAU:
Ready, Colonel.
467
00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:55,317
Let's go.
468
00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:04,451
That was an excellent dinner,
469
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:05,577
my good man, danke schön.
470
00:19:05,619 --> 00:19:06,745
Merci. Bon voyage,
Herr Général.
471
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,292
Colonel.
472
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,335
Yeah?
473
00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:15,086
That stuff won't keep
them asleep too long.
474
00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:16,379
An hour, maybe
a little more.
475
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,006
That's all we'll need
if we're lucky.
476
00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:19,925
If they should wake up
and you're not back?
477
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,885
Tell them to start
the next hand without me.
478
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,281
Hey, you look
smashing, love.
479
00:19:43,323 --> 00:19:44,491
Thank you, General.
480
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:46,868
Hey, when we get near the plant,
you two go into a clinch.
481
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,286
Right, sir.
482
00:19:48,328 --> 00:19:49,371
Not yet.
483
00:19:49,412 --> 00:19:51,373
Just a bit
of practice, sir.
484
00:19:51,414 --> 00:19:53,500
You don't need practice.
485
00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:01,967
Herr General.
486
00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:17,941
Hide your face, Newkirk.
487
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:18,984
I'll be back in a minute.
488
00:20:19,025 --> 00:20:20,151
Right, Colonel.
489
00:20:20,193 --> 00:20:21,361
Oh, and sir,
take your time.
490
00:20:21,403 --> 00:20:22,821
There's no need
to rush, you know.
491
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:23,863
Colonel...
492
00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:25,156
Now, I told you
it might be dangerous.
493
00:20:28,201 --> 00:20:29,202
Yes, Herr General,
494
00:20:29,244 --> 00:20:30,328
I'll take care of it
at once.
495
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,497
Guard!
496
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:33,665
Get this wine in the office.
497
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:36,167
And you... help him.
498
00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:40,672
"Captain Hoganhoffer"?
499
00:20:40,714 --> 00:20:41,673
Mm-hmm.
500
00:20:41,715 --> 00:20:43,008
What happened
to Captain Moss?
501
00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:44,175
Reassigned to Berlin.
502
00:20:44,217 --> 00:20:45,760
I'm the general's new aide.
503
00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:47,679
Here, put it over
on the table.
504
00:20:49,389 --> 00:20:51,099
This is wine
for the officer's mess,
505
00:20:51,141 --> 00:20:52,350
a gift from the general.
506
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,978
It's not to be opened until
the party Saturday night.
507
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,354
The party?
508
00:20:56,354 --> 00:20:58,356
Goering's birthday,
in case you forgot.
509
00:20:58,356 --> 00:21:00,358
Oh, yes, of course,
Goering's birthday.
510
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,610
The general would have
presented it himself,
511
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,029
but he's busy
at the moment.
512
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,155
Heil Hitler.
513
00:21:13,329 --> 00:21:15,665
Ring Major Hermann's quarters
at once.
514
00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:19,961
Stop that car!
515
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:35,226
I called Major Hermann,
the plant commander.
516
00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:39,898
He's coming here to thank
the general personally.
517
00:21:39,939 --> 00:21:44,235
Major Hermann is going to show
his appreciation personally?
518
00:21:44,277 --> 00:21:46,905
Putzie, darling,
ask them to close the window.
519
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,239
It's chilly.
520
00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:50,658
Captain, close the window!
521
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:51,659
Drive on, schnell!
522
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:52,535
Jawohl, General.
523
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:53,661
"Putzie"?
524
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:56,831
Uh, "Putzie, darling."
525
00:21:56,873 --> 00:21:59,751
Uh, tell Major Hermann
526
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:02,295
the general was in
conference and couldn't wait.
527
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:04,255
Auf Wiedersehen.
528
00:22:12,013 --> 00:22:12,764
Auf Wiedersehen.
529
00:22:28,446 --> 00:22:29,864
Take care.
530
00:22:29,906 --> 00:22:30,657
Bye-bye.
531
00:22:53,012 --> 00:22:54,138
Well, how did it go?
532
00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:55,348
No problems.
533
00:22:57,267 --> 00:22:59,352
The wine's delivered
and ticking away.
534
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:02,605
One for you,
one for me.
535
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,816
Okay, let's get them up.
536
00:23:06,401 --> 00:23:07,819
Sleeping like babies.
537
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:09,070
Yeah.
538
00:23:09,112 --> 00:23:10,822
My baby's still
wearing his monocle.
539
00:23:16,619 --> 00:23:18,079
Well...
540
00:23:18,121 --> 00:23:20,164
I must have dozed off
for a moment.
541
00:23:20,331 --> 00:23:21,374
Yeah, I also.
542
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:23,001
Well, who's play is it?
543
00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:24,502
Is it mine?
544
00:23:24,502 --> 00:23:26,838
Colonel, you are
still dummy!
545
00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:38,391
Look at him!
546
00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:43,354
Not only away from his post,
but also asleep on duty!
547
00:23:43,354 --> 00:23:45,732
That's terrible.
548
00:23:45,773 --> 00:23:47,358
Try this.
549
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,192
Ooh.
550
00:23:58,286 --> 00:23:59,287
What's going on?
551
00:24:05,793 --> 00:24:08,212
What happened?
552
00:24:08,212 --> 00:24:10,965
Gentlemen, I think
it's a grand slam.
553
00:24:16,304 --> 00:24:19,057
Ja, ja, I understand,
Major... Moment, bitte.
554
00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,808
An explosion at the plant
Herr General,
555
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,560
touched off
a chain reaction and fire.
556
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,686
It's a catastrophe.
557
00:24:23,811 --> 00:24:24,645
It's terrible!
558
00:24:24,812 --> 00:24:26,272
How bad is it?
559
00:24:26,314 --> 00:24:27,523
Major Hermann
reports
560
00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:29,067
the fire
is out of control,
561
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,068
a total loss.
562
00:24:30,109 --> 00:24:31,069
Pretty good score.
563
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:32,737
What was that?
564
00:24:32,779 --> 00:24:34,405
Oh, just talking
about the game.
565
00:24:34,405 --> 00:24:36,324
Hogan, we have no time
for bridge.
566
00:24:36,365 --> 00:24:38,326
Forget it,
the game is over.
567
00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:39,368
Okay.
568
00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:40,745
If you ever need
a fourth again,
569
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:41,370
be sure to call me.
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