All language subtitles for Hogans Heros 1080p S04E05

How much longer, Kinch?

What's taking
so long, Kinch?

I'm finished.

Come on, let's go.

Where's Newkirk
and Carter?

Should have mined
the other bridge by now.

If anybody
can foul up a mission,

it's Newkirk and Carter.

And when they come here,

I bet you they'll have
some flimsy excuse.

We were
getting worried.

We would have
been here sooner,

but just as Carter
was placing

the explosives
under the bridge,

this German patrol
came by.

They had
a machine gun unit,

field artillery squad with
two 75-millimeters canons

and a Mark IV tank.

I told you they'd have
a flimsy excuse.

But undaunted and completely
surrounded by the enemy,

I steadfastly stuck
to my assignment

and calmly and coolly placed
the explosives under the bridge.

Thank you,
Nathan Hale.

Good job.

Colonel, we'd better
blow up our bridge

and get back to camp.

All right.

Kinch, you want
to do the honors?

Thanks, Colonel.

Oh, you really are a clod.

Now, come on!

You know, blowing up
two bridges in one day

seems a bit greedy.

The second one
puts the icing on the cake.

When they reroute
those Panzer divisions

from the first bridge,

it'll look like
the freeway at rush hour.

They'll be immobilized
for weeks.

Light.

Should be able to see
the flash from here, huh?

I put enough explosives
under that bridge

to blow up Rutherford
B. Hayes Polytechnic.

Well, I always wanted
to blow up my old high school.

I never did,
of course.

Well, I did blow up
the chemistry lab...

and the cafeteria.

And the balcony in
the auditorium went, too.

All right,
stand by, gentlemen,

we are about
to hear the blast.

Three, two, one... boom.

Carter?

LeBEAU:
I knew if anybody

could foul up
the assignment

it would be
you two.

One thing
you've got to say

about my mate,
Carter,

he's a man who knows
his explosives.

When he sets
a timer, mate,

you know it's
got to go off.

I thought you
set the timer.

You thought
I set the timer?!

You're the man
who blew up

Rutherford B. Hayes
Poly-bloody-technic!

Undaunted and completely
surrounded by the enemy,

you steadfastly
clung to your post

until you coolly
and calmly

blew the whole
assignment.

All right,
hold it, hold it.

A thing like this
could happen to anyone.

Why does it always
happen to him?

You two guys
are fast becoming

the Laurel and Hardy
of demolition teams.

Colonel Hogan,
I volunteer to go out

and set that timer.

Well, Laurel,
do you volunteer

to go with Hardy?

Nobody's going out.

By now the woods
are full of German patrols.

But, Colonel,
London says

those Panzers have
to be stopped.

I know, I know.

We can't just rush into it;

we've got to pick
exactly the right time.

There's an old saying

that says,
"Patience is a virtue."

There's another
old saying that says,

"Feed a cold
and starve a fever."

Well, what's that
got to do with this?!

Nothing...

but if the situation
ever comes up,

it's just nice to know
we have a good, old saying

to fall back on.

Get in
your bunk.

Yes, sir,
that's very nice of you.

But I'm just doing a simple job
in a simple camp

simply being the best commandant
in the German army.

And a Heil Hitler to you, sir.

Ah, Major Hochstetter.

That was General Burkhalter
with a commendation for me.

Oh, I'm sure
that his constant praise

would turn the head
of a lesser man.

Did you tell him about
the bombing last night?

There was
a bombing last night?

You didn't
hear them blow up

the Dorfmann bridge?!

I happen to be
a very sound sleeper.

Tell that to
General Burkhalter.

Sir, may I remind you

that some of
the finest military men

were sound sleepers...
Napoleon, for one.

Oh?

He must have had
a wonderful nap

at Waterloo.

What about
the air raid last night?

It was not
an air raid;

the bridge
was sabotaged.

Major Hochstetter,

the underground
is your responsibility.

If your Gestapo men
were as efficient as my men,

you wouldn't have
these problems.

We have reason
to believe

that the damage
was done

by one of
your prisoners.

My prisoners?!

Impossible!

There has never been an escape
from Stalag 13.

Nevertheless,
we know absolutely

there are no American
soldiers in this area

and yet this was found

100 yards from
the Dorfmann bridge.

You know what
that is, Colonel?

Mm-hmm, it's a button.

I know
it's a button!

What does it say
on the button?

"Us."

Not "us," U-S...

Oh...

Yes, U-S.

Unterseeboot.

No.

Untersee...

"United States,"
Dummkopf!

Oh, right, sir.

Klink, this button
if off the uniform

of an American soldier.

And I say he is
in this camp.

Impossible.

Every man was confined
to quarters last night

with the exception
of Barracks Two.

Barracks Two
would not be

Colonel Hogan's barracks,
by any chance, huh?

How did you know that?

Always
with this Hogan

there is some
funny business.

I assure you

there was no funny
business last night.

Barracks Two was under
the direct observation

of one of my oldest,
most trusted,

most dependable guards.

Good, I'm glad
it wasn't Schultz.

But it was.

Schultz?!

You called me, sir?

Why would anybody
call you?!

Schultz, were you
keeping a close watch

on Barracks Two,
as I ordered you last night?

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

No prisoner in this barracks
was out of my sight.

I didn't take my eyes off them,
not for a moment.

I watched them like a hawk.

Read this.

How can he watch the
prisoners like a hawk

when he's as blind
as a bat?

Oh, it's a button...

and it says "us."

I should
have known better

than to come here
in the first place.

Now, I assure you,
Major Hochstetter,

no prisoner in this camp

took part
in last night's sabotage.

But as a courtesy
to the Gestapo,

I will personally
make a search

for an American prisoner
with a button missing.

Klink, you have
something missing.

Most of your prisoners

are in rags
and old uniforms...

Naturally they'd
have buttons off.

Then I will question
them one by one.

Bah!

The Gestapo will find
out for themselves

with our new
interrogation team.

New team?

Yes, commandant,
and I can tell you

they've been
very successful.

Every man
they've questioned

has cracked
within an hour.

I don't like
to tell you this,

but all of you are
going to be questioned

by the Gestapo.

So what else is new?

They've questioned
us before.

Yeah, you'd think those chaps

would give up
by now.

There is a new
interrogation team coming

which makes any
prisoner crack

within an hour.

I'm sorry I had to be
the one to tell you.

That's all right,
Schultz...

Better you than from
the lips of a stranger.

That's a jolly
bit of news.

What can they do to us?

Bamboo under
the fingernails?

Chinese water torture?

The rack?

Would you mind
keeping your voice down?

Maybe they haven't
thought of those yet.

Maybe Schultz
is just trying to scare us.

I don't think so.

They want information

about the blowing up
of that bridge.

They won't get
any information from me.

They won't get anything
out of me, either.

I don't blame you;

it's a little
embarrassing to confess

you forgot
to set the timer.

LeBeau, I warned you...

Look, fellows, if the Gestapo's
sending a new team,

they're probably going to have
some new methods.

I don't want to sound
like Knute Rockne at half time...

"Let's win one for the Gipper"
and all that jazz...

But we can't give them
any information.

Too many lives are at stake.

I know it's asking a lot of you,

but this
is probably

the biggest thing
we've ever faced.

So, no matter what

this new interrogation
team may do,

don't give them any information.

All they'd get
out of me, sir,

is the exact strength
of the RAF.

I'll tell them exactly how
to blow up the Eiffel Tower.

I'll give them
the complete diagram

of the Norden bomb site.

Have you guys gone crazy?!

Buddies... it's going to be
tougher than I thought.

They're beautiful!

Absolutely lovely.

What do you
think, Colonel?

It's obvious, a violation
of the Geneva Convention...

This has got to come under
"cruel and inhuman punishment."

Come in.

Begging
your pardon, sir.

Newkirk, I want
to talk to you

about these plans.

Right, sir.

I think I've got a new route

we can take to get
to that bridge.

Very good, sir, good.

It may be
a little bit longer,

but we don't have to
cut through the woods.

Sounds marvelous,
sir, marvelous.

And since we have
a moonless night

coming up tomorrow,
it would be perfect...

Newkirk?

Yes, sir, yes?

Go on;
I'm listening, sir.

As soon
as you finish

with my
after-shave lotion,

I'll be glad to give
you a manicure.

Oh, I was just sprucing
myself up a bit, sir.

You don't seem
to understand.

These girls are
going to do their best

to try to get
information out of you.

You don't have
to worry about me, sir.

My lips are sealed.

Oh, yeah.

What if one of
the girls walks up,

puts her arms
around you

and plants a big kiss
on those sealed lips?

She'd be falling right
into my trap, sir.

The Gestapo's plan is
beginning to work already.

I hope the rest of
these guys aren't acting

like it's Saturday night
at the USO.

Come on, how long
you going to stand

in front of
that mirror, LeBeau?

Give somebody
else a chance.

My hair still
isn't brushed.

Are you
kidding?

You've done
everything

but put it up
on curlers.

Come on.

May I cut in?

Oh, Colonel.

I hope your card
isn't filled.

I'd like you
to save a waltz for me.

I was just practicing.

You know, I thought
my dancing

might be getting
a little rusty.

It's nice to know the feet
still have that old rhythm.

Mm-hmm.

Fellows?

Yes, Colonel?

Fellows, these girls
are working

for the Gestapo.

This is
psychological warfare.

I'm ready,
Schultz!

It's me
he's after, LeBeau!

It's alphabetical
and "Carter" is before

"Newkirk," "Kinchloe"
and "LeBeau."

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Who is wearing
that Bay Rum?

I would like to have
some of that.

I have some
right here, Schultzy.

Wait a minute,
no, try mine,

it's called "Sinsation."

Hey, you can put it on
on the way, come on.

Mine's
a lot more sexy.

Hold it, hold it
a minute, fellows.

Who's he want
to see first?

They are starting
with LeBeau.

Hey-hey!

We'll see you all later.

Don't wait up for me.

LeBeau?

Yes, sir?

Just a last word
of advice:

All you're required to give
the girl that questions you

is your name, rank
and serial number.

Right. My name, rank,
serial number.

Phone number.

Office number.

My concierge number...
She takes my messages.

Mother's number, in case
the concierge is out.

Schultz, get him
out of here.

Come on.

I know now why the Gestapo's
new method of interrogation

is so effective.

I certainly could
never keep a secret

from three such
beautiful women.

For instance, if one of
you ladies were to ask me

for my home phone number,

it would be impossible for me
to keep from telling you

that it is "Bismarck 9-2-7-1,"

and if there is no answer,
it's "Rhinelander 4-8-2-7."

It's amazing how you never
write down those facts.

Of course,
you ladies were chosen

for your fantastic memories.

Busy.

LeBEAU: It's me, Herr
Kommandant... LeBeau.

Come back later.

I think we should
let the prisoner come in,

Colonel Klink.

Oh, yes, of course, of course.

Those flowers are
from my garden.

My compliments.

Klink, what are you doing
with those flowers?

Well, I thought
it would...

Get out of here

and let them get on
with the interrogation.

Ladies.

Allow me
to introduce myself.

I'm Inge Wagner.

This is Heidi Baum.

And this is
Anna Mannheim.

LeBeau.

Louis.

Corporal.

19-17-65-46.

I see that you are aware
of the Geneva Convention,

Corporal LeBeau.

However, there is
nothing in the rules

that says you
cannot join us

for a glass
of champagne.

No.

Won't you sit down,
please, Corporal LeBeau?

Over here, please.

Oh.

A toast.

To Corporal LeBeau.

Call me Louie.

More champagne,
Louie?

No, no, merci beaucoup,
no.

Is there something wrong
with the wine?

I thought the best champagne
came from Reims.

Oh, it does.

And also from Eperany.

I never heard
of Eperany.

The most beautiful part
in France.

My father's family
comes from there.

Ah...

Is he also
in the wine business?

No.

He worked in
the railroad yards.

That must be
fascinating.

I remember as a boy

I used to play in a secret
tunnel under the tracks

where they used to store
the old equipment.

My father never knew
I discovered it.

Oh, that's a darling story,
isn't it?

Yes, it is.

How is the paté?

Mmm, fantastic.

We had it sent direct
from Strasbourg.

The only place
for paté.

Have you ever
been there?

I used to go to visit
my friend, Claude Lenoir.

Claude Lenoir.

Isn't he the famous
French violinist?

Claude has no musical talent
at all.

His only talent was
for making radios.

Ah.

My brother used
to make radios, too.

He used to talk to people
as far away as England.

Oh, Claude spoke to people
in England all the time.

He even spoke
to a man in Australia.

I find you very fascinating,
Louie.

I find you
interesting, too, Inge.

I've been with you for an hour

and you haven't asked me
a question yet.

Oh, that is because I know

I could never get
any information out of you.

All I gave her was my name,
rank and serial number.

Well...

just hear what she has
to report to Hochstetter.

Don't think that
she didn't try...

With champagne,
paté de fois gras,

little squeezes
on my hand.

But I was like
a clam.

Well, Fraulein,

did you get any information
from LeBeau?

Yes, Major.

She's faking it.

We now know where there is
a secret tunnel

that has replacement parts
for the trains

at the railroad yards
of Éperany.

Good.

Anything else?

We have located

an underground
short-wave radio station

in Strasbourg

operated by a man
named Claude Lenoir.

Amazing, how
did you manage...

Anything else?

No.

But after my next interrogation,

I am sure that I will have
more information.

Well, for a clam, you've
certainly got a big mouth.

I don't know how
she got that information.

I told you to be careful.

They can trick you into giving
all sorts of information.

Message from the
underground, Colonel.

What is it?

They say we got to
blow up that bridge

by tonight.

All right.

Contact them
and tell them

the mission will be
accomplished.

Right.

Oh, and Kinch?

Ask the underground
to get us

all the information
they can

on Inge Wagner, Heidi Baum
and Anna Mannheim.

I can tell you
all about them, Colonel.

You may have
missed something, LeBeau.

Mannheim...

Oh, Kinch,
also tell them

to blow up
that secret tunnel

in the railroad yard
at Éperany.

And tell Claude Lenoir
to get out of Strasbourg

as quick as possible.

Will do.

Colonel?

When are we going to go out
to that bridge?

Only I'm going out.

You can't go out alone,
Colonel.

I won't be alone.

Taking a date.

Is this where
you wanted to park?

Yeah, they say
there's a pretty view

from this bridge.

You know, I'm really
surprised at Hochstetter

letting us take
this drive.

You made an excellent
suggestion.

We try to keep
these interrogations

as informal as possible.

I'll go along
with that.

I think I like
this view better

than the one from the
Dorfmann Bridge, don't you?

Hogan, Robert E.

Colonel, U.S. Air Corps.

0-8-7-6-7-0-7.

Touché, Colonel.

I really did not
expect you

to answer
any questions.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

If you'd like
my phone number,

I'll be glad
to give you that.

I would like that
very much.

If you're planning a trip to
Cleveland, Ohio, after the war,

you can look me up.

If you are there,
I will look you up.

Mission accomplished.

I can see that
from here, sir.

You should wipe
the lipstick

off your face,
Colonel.

Kinch, just the man
I want to see.

Did you get all the dope
on the girls?

It's all here,
Colonel...

Everything including
their baby formulas.

Why did you want
that information?

LeBeau, two can play this
psychological warfare game.

All I really know about you
is that you're from Cleveland.

It wouldn't be violating
any military secrets

if you told me a little more
about yourself, would it?

I guess not.

What do you want
to know?

Oh, what your
first impressions were

when you arrived
in London.

Did you like the people?

Oh, I think people are
the same the world over.

London's a wonderful town.

Something like Berlin,
your hometown.

Oh, I don't think
it's at all like...

How did you know
I was from Berlin?

Heidi told me.

What else did
she tell you about me?

Oh, the usual things
you say about friends...

That you went through
two bad marriages,

your brother
was a Communist,

your father was thrown
out of the Nazi Party

for embezzling.

Heidi!

Heidi!

Did you call, Inge?

How dare you
tell this man

about my father
and brother?!

I didn't tell him
anything.

Well, then,
how did he know

about my
two bad marriages?

Just a minute, don't go
jumping on Heidi.

After all, you told me

about her mother's
schnapps problem.

What?
You told him that?

Now, just a minute,
Heidi.

Oh, you're nothing
but a vicious gossip!

Hold it! Hold it! Come on!

What is all
the yelling about?

Well, the girls have been
telling tales out of school.

She was the one, she.

Oh, you were
the one!

You told
this person

everything you
knew about me.

And what about you, you...

Stop the fighting!
Stop the fighting!

What is the meaning of this?

Inge and Heidi have
accused each other

of giving intimate details
about their lives

to Colonel Hogan.

She was the one,
she did it!

How dare...

All right, hold it.

Hold it, girls!

It's not really
as bad as all that, Major.

They didn't tell me
anything more intimate

than the fact that Anna here
has a mole.

Which one of you
told him that?

Actually, I heard it
from Captain Braunschweiger.

Braunschweiger...

Now, Major...

That's why you missed
our appointment

the other night.

You said you were working.

Really, Major...

Don't be too hard on her, Major.

Heidi's dating
Braunschweiger, too.

Hold it, girls!
Please, hold it!

Take your things
and get out of here,

all of you!

Schnell, schnell!

Oh, for heaven's sake...

Major Hochstetter,
isn't Braunschweiger

that homely little fellow

with the funny-looking
Hitler mustache?

I mean the very
attractive young man

who looks like
Emil Jannings?

This is the end of
the new interrogation team.

From now, on we go back
to the old Gestapo methods.

I don't blame you, Major.

Those girls were
all blabbermouths.

I don't think you'll be
so enthusiastic, Colonel Hogan,

when they
get through with you

at Gestapo Headquarters.

Oh, I don't think I can give
them any information, Major.

Colonel Hogan is my
prisoner, Major Hochstetter.

I can assure you
he has nothing to do

with that bridge
blowing up.

Klink... I will be
the judge of that.

And I suppose
if another bridge blows up,

I'll be blamed for that, too.

It would be impossible for
another bridge to blow up.

You have been under
surveillance for 24 hours.

Another bridge
blowing up.

You were, uh...
saying, Major?

I hope all of you learned
a lesson in interrogation.

I should have known
better, Colonel.

It's not your fault, LeBeau.

Inge's a beautiful girl.

What a shame
they threw the ladies out

before it was my turn
to be interrogated.

You?

You'd have given them

the complete plans
to Westminster Abbey.

Yeah, and a diagram
of Buckingham Palace

for good measure.

I guess we don't need

this information on
the girls any longer.

You can rest easy, men.

From now on, all we have is
the old men in the Gestapo

to worry about.

Uh, fellows?

If you're looking for the
girls' home phone numbers,

they're on this paper
right here.