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Papa Bear calling Goldilocks.
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Papa Bear calling Goldilocks.
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Come in, please.
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Come in, Goldilocks.
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Papa Bear, Goldilocks
wishes to know
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if you were able to
get any photographs
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of the new German
antiaircraft guns in Hammelburg.
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Negative, Goldilocks.
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We sent out a new team,
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but the area's
under tight security.
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Were you able to get any
information on the guns
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from our agents in
Germany and Italy?
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Negative again, Goldilocks.
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Roger, Papa Bear.
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Continue efforts on the
new antiaircraft guns.
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Roger, Goldilocks.
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Uh, just a moment, miss.
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Would you care to be a pen
pal to a lonely British war hero
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in a German prison camp
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who lies in his bunk
staring at the ceiling,
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wondering if ever again he'll
see the white cliffs of Dover
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or go strolling through the
heather in the Highlands
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or take a rosy-cheeked English
lass punting on the Thames?
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Stand by, Papa Bear.
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Our wires have just
been crossed with the BBC
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and we're getting one of
those dreadful soap operas.
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Roger, Goldilocks, over and out.
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Yeah, she thinks
she's a ruddy comedian.
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Well, don't take it
so hard, Newkirk.
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At least you've got a job
waiting for you at the BBC.
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Kinch?
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Yeah, Colonel.
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What'd the Allied
Headquarters want?
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They still want us to get a line
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on those new antiaircraft guns.
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Did you get in touch
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with Major Bonacelli
in Capizzio?
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No, I couldn't reach him.
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If you ask me, Bonacelli's
working as a singing waiter
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in an Italian restaurant
in Switzerland.
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You're not being fair.
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He happens to be a
very valuable agent for us.
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Yeah, I just hope
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the Germans haven't
caught on to him yet.
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Try getting him again, huh?
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Right, Colonel.
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Papa Bear calling Capizzio.
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Come in, Capizzio.
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Colonel Hogan, I...
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Hold it, Carter.
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Papa Bear calling Capizzio.
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Come in, Major Bonacelli.
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Colonel...
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Please, LeBeau.
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Come in, Major Bonacelli.
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I'm in, I'm in.
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Hold it, Major.
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Major Bonacelli!
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You have a wonderful
memory for faces, Colonnello.
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Bravo, eh?
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Well, why aren't
you in Capizzio?
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Well, because they
discovered my secret radio.
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Well, didn't you
have it camouflaged?
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Yeah, but who figured
the captain of the Gestapo
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would put a fork into a
plate of cold lasagna?
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Oh, great.
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Ahh, and then we
tried to wire a pizza
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and I believe it was
the tomato sauce
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that kept shorting it out.
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I don't know.
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Major, did you by any chance see
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those new German
antiaircraft guns at Capizzio?
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No.
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You see, when you are running
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a prisoner-of-war camp,
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you do not have the chance
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to see the equipment.
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We tried to get a look
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at those guns in
Hammelburg, Colonel,
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but it was just impossible.
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Well, it's up to you,
Major Bonacelli.
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Me?!
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Mm-hmm.
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But please, no jokes,
Colonnello Hogan.
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I only drop in to get a hot meal
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and a road map to Switzerland.
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Major, you've got to help us.
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Well, you didn't
hear what I said, eh?
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The Gestapo is after me.
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They're not going to
suspect you're here.
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Colonel Hogan, you're
looking at a very tired man.
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You know, to make my escape,
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for three days I had to
be with a donkey cart.
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Well, why would
that make you tired?
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My dear boy, today in Italy
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when a man says "a donkey cart,"
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he doesn't necessarily
mean that he has a donkey.
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Look, look, I'll make
a deal with you.
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I'll check to see if Klink
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has any information
about your defection.
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If he doesn't, you go into town,
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get the pictures of the guns
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and we'll get you to London.
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What do you got
against Switzerland?
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You could be a
big help to London.
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Think of all the
Italian lives you'd save.
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All right.
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I get a headache
from yodeling, anyway.
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Hey, LeBeau, what
is that you're cooking?
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A pizza.
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Pizza?!
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Yeah, that's what
Major Bonacelli
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ordered for breakfast.
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Where'd you get the
stuff to make that with?
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What do you think he
brought in his suitcase?
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Clothes?
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He had one pair of shorts
wrapped around a salami
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and four pair of socks filled
with mozzarella cheese.
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Hey, you know if the Gestapo
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ever let their dogs
have a sniff of his garlic,
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they're going to tear
old Bonacelli to pieces.
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Hello, LeBeau, my friend.
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How are you this morning?
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You know how he is...
Up to his ears in garlic.
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It figures you'd
be the first one
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to get wind of what
he's cooking, Schultz.
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Oh, you are cooking?
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Oh, come off it, Schultz.
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You can smell
his stuff for a mile.
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Three miles.
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Somebody opened
the window on my bus.
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Here, anybody want
a piece of pizza?
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Oh, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.
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I would love to have...
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Oh, that looks beautiful.
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Mmm, that's a
beautiful pizza, ja.
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Tell me, LeBeau, tell me,
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why did you make
an Italian dish?
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Don't you know what day this is?
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No, what day is this?
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Leonardo da Vinci's birthday.
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How do you like
that? I forgot it.
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Oh, yeah, LeBeau's a
very sentimental man.
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Thank you.
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Yeah...
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Last week he made a tamale pie
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in honor of Ricardo Cortés.
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Carter, that's
"Hernando Cortés."
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I always get those two mixed up.
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Mmm, wunderbar.
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Wunderbar!
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Mmm, I wish my wife
would cook like this.
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Oh, come on, Schultzy,
your old lady can't be that bad.
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No?!
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Last year I had Christmas
dinner here in camp!
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You didn't.
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And with the prisoners.
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Hi, fellas.
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You want a piece
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of pizza, Colonel?
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Uh, no, thanks.
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Good, I take his piece.
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Okay...
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Boys, arrivederci.
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Good.
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Th-th-that's Italian.
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Yeah, we know.
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Marvelous.
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♪ O, sole mio... ♪
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Major Bonacelli.
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I thought the guard
would never leave.
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Oh, the smell of that pizza
was driving me out of my mind.
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I've got good
news for you, Major.
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Just one moment, Colonnello.
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Ooh, ahh, ahh...
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Mmm, mmm...
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How you like it, Major?
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Well, it could use
a little more garlic.
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If it had any more garlic,
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it'd take the hair
off your chest.
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Not when it is Italian hair.
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Eh?
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Yeah, Major, uh...
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nothing has come through
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from the Gestapo on your escape.
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That's good news, huh?
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You can go out
through the tunnel,
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come in through the main gate
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and help us with our mission.
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Just because we got good news,
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why do we have to spoil it?
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If we can get Klink
to take you into town
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to see those antiaircraft guns,
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you can be of great
value to headquarters.
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But Colonel Hogan,
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they could get word
here in a minute.
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And you know the
next thing will happen?
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I will end up into the
big pizzeria in the sky.
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Now, look, Major,
if we work fast,
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you got nothing to worry about.
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All right, all
right, I will do it.
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But first you must
promise me to do one favor.
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Anything.
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Make him put more garlic
on the next pizza, eh?
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Colonel Hogan is
here, Herr Kommandant.
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Good morning, Colonel.
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Good morning, Hogan.
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State your complaint and leave.
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Why is it every
time I come in here
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you think I have a complaint?
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Well, then, Hogan,
what can I do for you?
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I have a complaint.
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Please, I have no
time this morning.
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I happen to have received
a letter from my mother.
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Hogan, I don't even read
letters from my own mother.
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The letter I received
from my mother
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is one that I sent her!
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What are you talking about?
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This time your censors
have gone too far.
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Suppose you let me be
the judge of that, hmm?
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This letter was one
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in which I said to my mother,
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"If I ever have a son,
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"I hope he is as fine a man
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as our commandant,
Colonel Klink."
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I turned this over to
intelligence immediately,
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and they assured me
they will break your code.
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What is it, Schultz?
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Herr Kommandant,
you are having a visitor.
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A visitor?
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Major Bonacelli...
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The Italian prisoner-of-war
commandant... remember?
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He was once sent here
to you for a training course.
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Bonacelli, of course.
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Send him in.
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It's always nice to visit
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with one of our allies.
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Allies?
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I thought you
said he was Italian.
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Hogan, Major Bonacelli
is a loyal officer.
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If you are ever in Capizzio,
you must visit me, eh?
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Oh, I'd love to, Major.
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I will show you sights
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that will fill your
heart with amore.
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And, when the moon rises
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over the barbed wires
of the prison camp,
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it will make your knees
feel weak like linguini.
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I hear that he's called
"The Klink of Capizzio."
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Ah, Major Bonacelli,
how nice to see you.
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How nice to see
you, Maestro, eh?
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Oh, you're very kind.
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Oh, not at all.
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I did not know how to run
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a prisoner-of-war camp
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until I studied
under the great Klink.
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Oh, really? Yes, yes.
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Before I took lessons from you,
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the only thing I ever threw
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into the cooler was white wine.
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Oh, you were my finest pupil.
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Grazie.
262
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:12,109
If you fellas are going
to have a class reunion,
263
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,043
I'd like to leave.
264
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,257
Who is he?
265
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,914
Colonel Hogan, the ranking
officer for the prisoners.
266
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,160
Don't you remember me, Major?
267
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,618
I was here when you were
walking around the campus
268
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,619
in your frosh beanie.
269
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,620
Ah, yes.
270
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,799
Yes, yes, I remember, yes.
271
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,423
What can I do for you, Major?
272
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,952
He obviously wants
a refresher course.
273
00:10:26,976 --> 00:10:29,038
In my camp, for that
you would have gotten
274
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,173
two days in the cooler.
275
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,663
If you had a nice white
wine, it'd be worth it.
276
00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,967
You must forgive Colonel
Hogan's distorted sense of humor.
277
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,581
You're still laughing
over the one
278
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,682
about the Italian "allies."
279
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:40,671
Oh, any dissension
280
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,285
between the Germans
and the Italians
281
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,120
is purely enemy propaganda.
282
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,144
Ah, bravo, bravo.
283
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,244
Uh, Major, how many
284
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,823
of the new, secret
antiaircraft guns
285
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,380
have you got at Capizzio?
286
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,882
Uh, secret antiaircraft guns?
287
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,152
Yeah, the same ones they
delivered to Hammelburg.
288
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,253
Oh, don't tell me
289
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,121
they haven't shown
them to their allies.
290
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,734
Well, I'm positive
the Colonnello Klink
291
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,609
would be more than happy
to show me the new guns.
292
00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:02,610
Eh?
293
00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:03,611
My pleasure, sir.
294
00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,279
First we will inspect the guns
295
00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,248
and then we will
go to the Hofbrau
296
00:11:07,283 --> 00:11:09,150
for a fine luncheon
of sauerbraten, huh?
297
00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:11,186
Sauerbraten?
298
00:11:11,221 --> 00:11:12,470
You will be my guest, sir.
299
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,425
I'll just go and
call for the car.
300
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,175
Nice work, Major.
301
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,043
You also got
yourself a free lunch.
302
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,044
Sauerbraten?
303
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,424
I'm sure that the food
304
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,758
is deadlier than the guns.
305
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,062
Boom!
306
00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:53,194
Well, Major...
307
00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:55,430
there's our latest
antiaircraft gun.
308
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,966
We will wipe out
the Allied air power.
309
00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:02,570
Their planes
will drop like flies.
310
00:12:02,606 --> 00:12:04,617
Very impressive,
Colonnello, very impressive.
311
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,591
Well, now that
we've seen the guns,
312
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,128
it's off to the sauerbraten!
313
00:12:19,288 --> 00:12:21,689
May I ask what you're
doing with this camera?
314
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:23,390
Uh...
315
00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:25,459
Uh, heh, heh...
316
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:26,593
I know...
317
00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:29,496
I know you will think of me
as being too sentimental.
318
00:12:29,532 --> 00:12:33,251
You see, I wanted a picture
of you, Colonnello Klink.
319
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,235
A picture of me?
320
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,236
Yes.
321
00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:37,839
I always had admiration
for three great heroes:
322
00:12:37,874 --> 00:12:43,995
Cristoforo Columbo,
Guglielmo Marconi and... you.
323
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,863
Me?
324
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,815
With Marconi and Columbus?
325
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,946
Not necessarily in that order.
326
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,836
Oh, that's most flattering.
327
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:52,871
May I?
328
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:53,838
Stand right over here.
329
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:54,805
We have direct light.
330
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:55,806
Yes, yes.
331
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,737
All right, are you ready?
332
00:12:57,761 --> 00:12:59,810
Colonel, more to the right.
333
00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:03,031
That's good, very good.
334
00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:04,066
Smile, eh?
335
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,767
This is my good side.
336
00:13:05,802 --> 00:13:08,119
Watch the birdie.
337
00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,247
You've got to give
it to old Bonacelli.
338
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,981
I never thought he'd
go through with it.
339
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,672
Yeah, he knows
which side of the pizza
340
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,073
his cheese is melted on.
341
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,453
Colonel, I contacted
the underground.
342
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,509
Good.
343
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,289
As soon as Bonacelli
gets back from town,
344
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,224
they will be ready
to get him to England.
345
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,281
Ah, should be in about...
346
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,836
Hey, hey, we got visitors.
347
00:13:39,769 --> 00:13:40,518
Hochstetter?
348
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,253
That could be bad news.
349
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,989
Ever hear of the Gestapo
bringing good news?
350
00:13:48,711 --> 00:13:50,561
Hey, Schultz...
351
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:51,696
what brings Hochstetter
352
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,497
and his fun-loving Gestapo here?
353
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,866
I know nothing!
354
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,412
The area is all clean, Colonel.
355
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,302
Boy, it sure is.
356
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,647
You can eat off the ground.
357
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,638
Which is a lot
more than I can say
358
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,218
for the tables in the mess hall.
359
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,252
It is not clean!
360
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,910
There is paper right over there.
361
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,323
That's the guards' area.
362
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,791
Make them clean it up.
363
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,693
It blew over from your barracks.
364
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,917
When the wind
shifts, we'll pick it up.
365
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,330
Schultz!
366
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,320
Schultz!
367
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,721
Jawohl, Herr Major.
368
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,834
Where's Colonel Klink?
369
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:18,890
Oh, he is in Hammelburg
370
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,225
having lunch with a guest.
371
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,071
Oh, well, have him report to me
372
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,139
the moment he returns.
373
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,128
Jawohl, Herr Major.
374
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,196
Anything I can do?
375
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,064
I have reports
376
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,977
that there's a
traitor in the area.
377
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:28,766
Oh, a traitor.
378
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,368
Oh, I report to the commandant
379
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,237
the minute he returns
with Major Bonacelli.
380
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,238
Good, I...
381
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:33,838
Bonacelli?
382
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,056
That's the traitor!
383
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,442
Carter, wander over
to Hochstetter's car.
384
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,845
I think he's got some
papers on his tire.
385
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,680
I don't see any papers.
386
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,681
Puncture the tire.
387
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,149
We need time.
388
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,718
Oh, I get it.
389
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,920
All right, come on, LeBeau,
390
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,171
we got to get into town
and warn Bonacelli.
391
00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:55,075
Herr Major, Herr Major...
392
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,178
Herr Major, Major Bonacelli
393
00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:59,314
is the best prisoner-of-war
commandant
394
00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:00,515
in the Italian army.
395
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:03,028
He is giving information
to the enemy.
396
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:04,730
Where is Colonel
Klink having lunch?
397
00:15:04,754 --> 00:15:05,687
At the Hofbrau.
398
00:15:05,722 --> 00:15:07,322
The Hofbrau, good.
399
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:12,426
Major Hochstetter!
400
00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:13,488
What?!
401
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,714
Please, don't forget,
order the Wiener schnitzel.
402
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,782
It's excellent!
403
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,149
Bah!
404
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:30,061
I wonder why he doesn't
like Wiener schnitzel.
405
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,673
Because it was outlawed
406
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,275
at the Geneva Convention,
407
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,510
along with cruel and
inhuman treatment.
408
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,534
Oh.
409
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:03,889
I can smell the
sauerbraten already.
410
00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:04,946
Take a deep breath.
411
00:16:04,981 --> 00:16:06,213
Is that an order?
412
00:16:06,983 --> 00:16:08,683
Major Bonacelli, I assure you,
413
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,395
there's absolutely
nothing in the world
414
00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:12,186
like German cooking.
415
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,654
You are so right...
416
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,389
There is nothing in the world
417
00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:16,523
like German cooking.
418
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,437
Colonel Klink, good afternoon!
419
00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:19,961
Gretchen, my Liebchen.
420
00:16:19,996 --> 00:16:21,161
This is Major Bonacelli.
421
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,431
This is the prettiest
waitress in all of Germany.
422
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:25,811
Oh, Colonel, you say that
423
00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:26,845
to all the waitresses.
424
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:27,835
Come this way.
425
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:30,638
She is... crazy about me.
426
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:31,806
Colonnello, really...
427
00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:34,141
you should not go to
all this trouble for me.
428
00:16:34,176 --> 00:16:36,321
Oh, please, I want to
show you my friendship.
429
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:37,544
You showed me the guns.
430
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,846
That was friendly enough, no?
431
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,926
I am going to give you a taste
432
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,595
of real German hospitality.
433
00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:44,085
All right, if you insist.
434
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,385
Please.
435
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,632
Here we are.
436
00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:48,789
Would you like
to look at a menu?
437
00:16:48,825 --> 00:16:49,757
Ah... no menu.
438
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,738
We will have two
orders of sauerbraten.
439
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,061
And veal scaloppini for me, huh?
440
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,608
Oh, I've ordered for both of us.
441
00:16:55,632 --> 00:16:56,909
No, if you don't
mind, Colonnello,
442
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,333
I would like to order
something else, you see.
443
00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:01,647
Oh, but you see, this
is the chef's specialty.
444
00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:03,671
But I am sure,
only I don't think
445
00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:06,306
she can lift two
orders of sauerbraten.
446
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:09,744
Why don't you look
at the menu, Major.
447
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:10,811
Um...
448
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,246
Danke schön, Fräulein.
449
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,451
Entschuldigen, bitte...
450
00:17:16,486 --> 00:17:18,764
the potatoes you
ordered are here.
451
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,108
Ja, out here, please.
452
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:36,971
What's going on?
453
00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,505
They must have just ordered.
454
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:39,874
What do we do now?
455
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,175
We've got to get him
456
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,743
out in the kitchen somehow.
457
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,866
Otto, give me one sauerbraten
and a Wiener schnitz...
458
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:49,867
You're not Otto.
459
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:50,968
Who are you?
460
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,470
We're with the Gestapo.
461
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,472
Gestapo...
462
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,473
Shh.
463
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,818
Colonel Klink is under suspicion
464
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:57,808
as a traitor.
465
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,644
Colonel Klink?
466
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,690
Fräulein, go about your duties
467
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:02,758
in the usual fashion.
468
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:03,331
Yes.
469
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:04,065
Fräulein?
470
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:04,932
Yes?
471
00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:07,267
Who ordered the
Wiener schnitzel?
472
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,986
The Italian major.
473
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,232
Danke.
474
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,384
LeBeau, did you get that?
475
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:15,009
One sauerbraten and
one Wiener schnitzel.
476
00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:16,044
Right.
477
00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:22,616
I think this chef could
win the war for us.
478
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,580
They have a
marvelous wine list here.
479
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,449
What would you like with
your Wiener schnitzel?
480
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,006
Oh, just a glass of water
481
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,008
with a dash of
bicarbonate of soda.
482
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,247
How is this going
to get Bonacelli
483
00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:43,682
into the kitchen, Colonel?
484
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,405
With this note
you're going to slip
485
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:46,640
in his Wiener schnitzel.
486
00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:50,778
Believe me, it will be the
tastiest thing on his plate.
487
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:52,947
Okay, put it up on the counter.
488
00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:53,982
Right.
489
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,210
Now the major says
490
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,195
he ordered the
Schnitzel Holstein.
491
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,535
Tell him we are
all out of Holsteins.
492
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,871
But all you have to do
is fry an egg on the top.
493
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,219
Tell him we're all out of eggs.
494
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,325
All right.
495
00:19:23,779 --> 00:19:26,480
I'm sorry, Major, the chef
says we're out of eggs.
496
00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:27,592
Hmm, that's ridiculous.
497
00:19:27,616 --> 00:19:29,228
I'll have a word with him.
498
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,884
Oh, no, never mind,
Colonnello, please.
499
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,320
I am really not that hungry.
500
00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:33,732
But, Major, you are my guest.
501
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,684
I want you to have
everything you want.
502
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,325
Well, if that is the
case, I will have a pizza.
503
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,326
Oh...
504
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:43,998
You know, actually
this looks very tasty.
505
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,244
Well, help yourself, Colonnello.
506
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,434
Please, I insist, please.
507
00:19:46,469 --> 00:19:47,749
Oh, thank you.
508
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,205
Mmm...
509
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:53,741
Maybe I went wrong
510
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,220
with the sauerbraten, huh?
511
00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:57,261
Let me suggest that, um...
512
00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:01,148
I should try some, eh?
513
00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:02,383
Ja, ja.
514
00:20:09,424 --> 00:20:11,169
Where are you going, Major?
515
00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,027
I'm going to
compliment the chef.
516
00:20:13,062 --> 00:20:15,173
But you haven't even
tasted the Wiener schnitzel.
517
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:16,664
Yes, of course, all right...
518
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:17,965
I will try some.
519
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,668
Mmm, fantastic.
520
00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:22,235
The chef is a genius.
521
00:20:22,271 --> 00:20:23,236
Don't tell him.
522
00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:25,416
The first thing he'll
do is raise the prices.
523
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,741
Just because I tell him
that I enjoy the food?
524
00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:29,888
You can never be
nice to a German.
525
00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:32,579
Well, then I will say
it was just fair, huh?
526
00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:35,299
You eat and I will come back.
527
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,346
Fix that tire, Dummkopf!
528
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,692
Jawohl, Herr Major.
529
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,529
I shall always
be grateful to you.
530
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:57,154
You know, I never thought
I would get out of here alive.
531
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,723
Then you knew the
Gestapo was coming.
532
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,368
No, but did you taste
the Wiener schnitzel?
533
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,358
Mamma mia!
534
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,913
Uh-oh, talk of the devil.
535
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,746
Come on, let's get
out the back way.
536
00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:07,059
There isn't time...
In the locker.
537
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,817
LeBeau, take care of them.
538
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,818
What?!
539
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:11,864
Where is Bonacelli?
540
00:21:11,888 --> 00:21:13,615
Major Hochstetter,
won't you join me?
541
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:14,788
Where's Bonacelli?
542
00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:15,901
The Wiener
schnitzel is marvelous.
543
00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,958
Where is Bonacelli?!
544
00:21:17,993 --> 00:21:18,926
In the kitchen.
545
00:21:18,961 --> 00:21:20,081
The kitchen.
546
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,646
He's not here.
547
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:23,547
Where's Major Bonacelli?
548
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,160
He went out the back way.
549
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,184
The back way.
550
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,028
It's safe.
551
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,675
Would you believe a
prisoner-of-war commandant
552
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:41,776
ending up in a cooler?
553
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,766
Don't complain...
554
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,480
It's better than being
at the Russian front.
555
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,780
But not as good as Switzerland.
556
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,421
All right, let's go.
557
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:54,762
Major Bonacelli.
558
00:21:54,797 --> 00:21:55,629
Yes?
559
00:21:55,665 --> 00:21:57,497
Who's going to
pay for the check?
560
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,677
Colonnello Klink, no?
561
00:21:58,701 --> 00:21:59,466
Oh, that's impossible...
562
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:01,068
He went out with the Gestapo;
563
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:02,202
he may never come back.
564
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,849
Can we talk about
this some other time?
565
00:22:03,873 --> 00:22:06,206
But then I'll have
to pay for it myself.
566
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,721
All right, give it to me, eh?
567
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,847
I got an idea.
568
00:22:13,883 --> 00:22:15,348
Where's Bonacelli?
569
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,332
Major, what are you doing?
570
00:22:20,356 --> 00:22:21,433
I just paid the check.
571
00:22:21,457 --> 00:22:22,256
Well, come on.
572
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,771
Well, I'm waiting
for the change.
573
00:22:25,027 --> 00:22:27,828
Ten marks for a
lunch like that...
574
00:22:27,863 --> 00:22:28,873
That's ridiculous.
575
00:22:28,897 --> 00:22:29,975
All right, listen, Major.
576
00:22:29,999 --> 00:22:32,466
Tell Klink's driver that
the Colonel wants him
577
00:22:32,502 --> 00:22:34,422
inside the restaurant
immediately.
578
00:22:35,304 --> 00:22:38,239
Driver, Colonnello
Klink wants you
579
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,784
in the restaurant immediately.
580
00:22:39,808 --> 00:22:41,987
He has just had an
attack of sauerbraten.
581
00:22:42,011 --> 00:22:44,011
Mach schnell! Mach schnell!
582
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,756
Halt!
583
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,690
Halt!
584
00:22:56,725 --> 00:22:57,936
Corporal Schneider!
585
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,193
Yes, Major?
586
00:22:59,228 --> 00:23:00,528
Follow that car!
587
00:23:00,563 --> 00:23:01,328
But Major...
588
00:23:01,364 --> 00:23:03,645
Follow that car, Dummkopf!
589
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,477
Goldilocks calling Papa Bear.
590
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,246
Goldilocks calling Papa Bear.
591
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,513
Come in, Papa Bear.
592
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:27,104
This is Papa Bear.
593
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,506
Go ahead, Goldilocks.
594
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:34,678
This is Major
Bonacelli to Papa Bear.
595
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:37,448
The photographs
are in friendly hands.
596
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:40,367
I wish to thank you once
again for saving my life.
597
00:23:40,402 --> 00:23:42,169
You did a fine job, Major.
598
00:23:42,204 --> 00:23:43,620
Grazie.
599
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:46,423
Incidentally, I will send
you a real Italian dinner...
600
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,458
From antipasto to spumoni...
601
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,827
As soon as I'm released
from the hospital.
602
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,690
Were you wounded
trying to escape?
603
00:23:52,714 --> 00:23:54,331
Much worse.
604
00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:58,252
I'm suffering from an acute
case of Wiener schnitzel.
605
00:23:58,287 --> 00:24:01,221
And I want you to send a
motorized detail to the river
606
00:24:01,256 --> 00:24:02,188
and work backwards.
607
00:24:02,224 --> 00:24:04,991
And have Corporal
Lallenscheid take a patrol
608
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,127
and cover sectors
east of the camp.
609
00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:11,698
Oh, and Lieutenant
Bergman, find my staff car
610
00:24:11,734 --> 00:24:14,701
or your next assignment
will be searching for a sled
611
00:24:14,737 --> 00:24:15,969
on the eastern front!
612
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,939
I knew I should not
613
00:24:18,974 --> 00:24:20,307
have trusted Major Bonacelli.
614
00:24:20,343 --> 00:24:23,110
Remember, you heard
about the Italians from me first.
615
00:24:23,146 --> 00:24:24,256
He's correct, Herr Kommandant.
616
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,412
He warned you.
617
00:24:25,448 --> 00:24:27,381
Dismissed, Schultz.
618
00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:29,183
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
619
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,463
Colonel Klink, this
just arrived for you.
620
00:24:31,487 --> 00:24:32,664
It's from Major Bonacelli.
621
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,065
Oh, thank you.
622
00:24:34,089 --> 00:24:35,589
It's probably a thank-you note
623
00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:37,224
for the sauerbraten.
624
00:24:39,328 --> 00:24:41,206
Ha! Look at this, Hogan.
625
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,874
He's not only a traitor,
626
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,418
but he's a bad photographer.
627
00:24:46,536 --> 00:24:48,580
Gee, what a shame he didn't get
628
00:24:48,604 --> 00:24:50,015
more of you in here, sir.
629
00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:52,906
Sure would have liked
one of these for my wallet.
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