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Allow me, General von Rauscher.
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Thank you, Klink.
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Definitely a pleasure,
General von Rauscher.
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This American colonel,
Klink... this, uh...
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Hogan, Putzi, Hogan.
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Hogan... how would
you describe him?
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Describe Hogan?
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Well, I would say
that he is, um, unique.
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Definitely unique.
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Klink!
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Yes, General?
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A prisoner may have
a unique commandant,
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but a commandant
has only prisoners!
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Remember that, Klink!
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A commandant
with unique prisoners
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is a commandant
we can do without.
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Oh, I couldn't agree
with you more, sir.
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Could not agree with you more.
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But, Putzi, Hogan is unique.
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Which is why, Marya,
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I am making this
unique playmate of yours
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part of our unique experiment.
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Have you ever seen
such jealousy ever, Klink?
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Tell me.
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Well, yes...
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and no.
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MARYA: Putzi, stop it.
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You're terrible.
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They are nothing
more than good friends.
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I can tell.
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Listen to him.
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He can tell.
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I would swear that
this woman is just...
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All right, hold it.
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I want to hear about
the experiment.
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Putzi, stop it.
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Good friends?
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Disregard appearances.
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Von Rauscher...
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Von Rauscher.
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I've heard that name, Colonel.
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He's one of their bright boys
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in new-weapons development.
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Yeah, but what's he
doing here with her?
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Schultz is coming.
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All right, keep listening
and don't miss a word.
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Colonel Hogan?!
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Yes.
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Oh, Colonel Hogan,
you're wanted immediately
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in the office of
Commandant Klink
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by order of General
von Rauscher.
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What's it all about, Schultz?
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My lips are sealed.
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Oh, naturally, uh,
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but, uh, you do have an
ear to the ground, Schultz.
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Well, all I know is
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that woman is here
again... that Russian.
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Remember, she was also here
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when the rocket-fuel
depot blew up.
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What do they want with me?
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My impression is that the woman,
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at the time of the
big boom-boom,
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was madly in love with you.
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My impression also is
that at the present time,
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she is madly in love with
General von Rauscher.
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Therefore, Colonel Hogan...
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Therefore what, Schultz?
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Therefore, I would
rather be me than you.
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Shall we go?
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General von Rauscher,
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Colonel Hogan.
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Sir.
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Do not salute me, Hogan.
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Kiss me.
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Colonel Robert Hogan...
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Senior prisoner-of-war officer.
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The iron control of this
man... The long winter nights
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he has spent on his prison
cot, dreaming of my embrace.
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Fortunately that is now over.
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What did you see in him, Marya?
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He forced himself on me,
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and I adored it.
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General von Rauscher...
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Quiet!
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He will do.
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He is adequate.
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Adequate?
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He is sensational.
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Adequate!
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Hogan, did you
know the war is over?
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The war is over?
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Who won?
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Dismiss this man!
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Schultz, dis... missed!
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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You do not seem to be surprised
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by the news, Hogan.
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Not really, but I must say
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you put up a game little fight.
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Not only is the war over,
Hogan, another surprise...
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You are the one who will
tell the Allies they have lost.
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Well, General, although I
appreciate your asking...
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We are not offering
you a choice.
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We are giving you an order.
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Yes, Hogan, an order!
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Your military specialty, Klink,
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is interpreter?
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Interpreter?
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Definitely not.
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Because I believe that calls
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for a rating of full corporal.
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Of course, sir.
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That's very fair, too.
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So, Hogan,
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through the good offices
of our mutual friend here...
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Thanks a lot.
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It was nothing, darling.
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You have been chosen
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to be the witness of a
historic demonstration
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of a new weapon developed
under my command,
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which will convince
the Allies all is useless.
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After the demonstration,
you will fly back
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to the United
States with the news.
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Why do you want a witness?
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Don't tell me you're not
going to try this thing out
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on a live target.
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Of course a live target.
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But the most difficult,
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the most elusive
target imaginable.
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Once that target vanishes,
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you will corroborate
that we hit exactly
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and precisely what we aimed for.
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You will be doing your country
and England a great favor.
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What about Russia?
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We are hopeful that the
United States and England
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will then join us in our little
crusade against the East.
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Don't hang by your thumbs.
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That is all, Hogan!
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Pack your gear.
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We leave within the hour.
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Terribly sorry to
lose you, Hogan.
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You are not losing
him yet, Klink.
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But the General said...
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You are coming along
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to be in charge of
Hogan's security.
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And if he escapes...
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up against the wall, Klink.
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Up against the wall.
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The General certainly
has a way with words.
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Any more questions?
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Just one: Why me?
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Because of what we
once had together.
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I'm asking you, General.
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Why me?
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I will tell you.
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Marya has intimated to me
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that your role here at Stalag 13
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is not entirely, shall
we say, passive.
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I don't understand, General.
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You will.
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Her little hint fits in with what
we know about this area...
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A center for sabotage,
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clandestine operations,
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commandos, everything!
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Surely the General...
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You are interpreting again!
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"Corporal Klink"...
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It has a nice ring to it, no?
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"Corporal Klink"...
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It has a nice ring to it, yes.
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So, Hogan,
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by reassigning you, so to speak,
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we are killing two
birds with one stone.
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Clever.
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Diabolically.
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Do not thank me, Hogan.
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You will make it up
to me... in other ways.
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Perhaps she's under
the influence of drugs.
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All right, all right,
it was just an idea.
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All right, look, I'll try
to get in touch with you
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wherever they take me.
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Above all, keep loose.
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If they come after
you, fold up Stalag 13.
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What?!
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You've got to be joking, sir.
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Fold up Stalag 13?!
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That's an order.
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Yes, sir. Right, sir.
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All right, Colonel.
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Roger, Colonel.
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If there's anything
that can be done
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about their so-called
superweapon, I'll try to do it.
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If not...
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You know, sir,
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I kind of always thought
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that if there was to
be an ultimate weapon,
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it would've been mine.
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You did fine, Carter.
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All of you.
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Colonel Hogan.
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Yeah, I know,
Schultz, time to go.
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Although I don't
know where it is,
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I'm supposed to go with you,
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guarding you from escaping.
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You do not intend
to escape, do you?
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We'll see, Schultz.
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Because I did not like the way
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General von Rauscher
said, "Up against the wall."
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I'm not quite sure
what it means,
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but I'm quite
sure I don't like it.
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Schultz, if you don't mind...
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Oh, excuse me.
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Of course.
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I'll wait outside.
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Who won the war?
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It's still up for grabs.
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Good.
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I'm bipartisan myself.
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Well, fellas, I guess
I've said everything
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that has to be said.
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If we don't meet
again, it's been fun.
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Good luck.
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Good-bye, sir.
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Thanks, Carter.
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Well, you see it, Hogan.
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What do you think, huh?
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Looks like a standard
V2 rocket to me.
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Correct, on the outside.
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But on the inside
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where Dr. Zagoskin is working,
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it is vastly different.
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I'd like to see that.
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Sorry, my dear Hogan.
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I told you, Putzi,
he's always thinking.
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What's inside, a new
guidance system?
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Years ahead of its time...
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Infallible, sophisticated.
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In one sec, it will home
in on any target, Hogan,
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any target...
Stationary or moving.
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You're happy for us, Hogan.
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"Us"?
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Of course.
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Zagoskin is a
Russian... A genius.
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You deserve each other.
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As a military man,
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you will see what this means.
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Once in mass production,
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we will be able to
shoot down at will
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any train, plane, ship;
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hit any single vital factory;
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blast any armored columns.
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Hogan, in your own
terms, you have had it.
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My warmest congratulations
to the General.
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I always said when you
find a smart Russian...
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Oh, Schultz, be quiet.
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So, uh, when's the
grand demonstration?
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Tomorrow at midnight.
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Zagoskin!
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Zagoskin, come down!
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I was about to tell our witness
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of the target.
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Somewhere in the
North Sea, Hogan,
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the British battleship
Duke of York
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is on patrol.
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Where, we do not know.
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We do not have to know.
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The rocket will know.
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Yes, Zagoskin?
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Huh?
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Oh, a battleship...
Not a problem, no.
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The adjustment has been made.
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Sometime after midnight,
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00:11:34,244 --> 00:11:35,521
the Duke of York
274
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:39,913
will simply vanish from
the surface of the sea.
275
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,182
Beautiful.
276
00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:42,650
With 3,000 men.
277
00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:44,084
A detail.
278
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,020
The theory will be
a submarine attack
279
00:11:46,055 --> 00:11:47,355
or a giant mine.
280
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,423
But you, Hogan, will arrive
281
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,225
with the true story.
282
00:11:51,261 --> 00:11:53,194
The United States and England
283
00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,029
will quickly sue for peace.
284
00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:56,030
All is clear?
285
00:11:56,065 --> 00:11:57,532
Just one thing.
286
00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:00,601
You're a Russian national?
287
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,637
Huh?
288
00:12:01,671 --> 00:12:02,637
Oh, I suppose so.
289
00:12:02,672 --> 00:12:03,638
Things like that,
290
00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:05,083
they're not important to me.
291
00:12:05,107 --> 00:12:07,741
You're aware if the Nazis
can use a thing like this
292
00:12:07,777 --> 00:12:09,109
to knock us out of the war,
293
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,578
their next target is Russia?
294
00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:12,090
Oh, there you are wrong.
295
00:12:12,114 --> 00:12:13,325
I have been assured
296
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:15,916
it will never be used
against my Russia.
297
00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:16,917
Never.
298
00:12:16,952 --> 00:12:18,452
You're not only a traitor,
299
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,520
you're a fool.
300
00:12:19,556 --> 00:12:20,888
Hogan...
301
00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:23,974
you forget the war is over.
302
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,259
Not yet.
303
00:12:25,295 --> 00:12:26,994
At least not until
tomorrow night.
304
00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:28,696
Oh, and you are looking
305
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:31,865
for some way to alter
the course of history
306
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:34,035
or the course of the rocket?
307
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,153
Not necessarily,
308
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,639
not with Sergeant Schultz
and Colonel Klink to guard me.
309
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,073
That's true.
310
00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:41,508
The General knows
my record at Stalag 13...
311
00:12:41,544 --> 00:12:42,910
Not one escape, not one.
312
00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:46,447
And never even any
monkey business?
313
00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:47,648
Monkey business?
314
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:48,916
Never, General von Rauscher.
315
00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:50,318
Never!
316
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,819
Ah!
317
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:55,756
Well, Hogan, I have
no more worries.
318
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,420
You better stay
away from that rocket!
319
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,978
Did you hear me?
320
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,440
What is going on there?
321
00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:03,014
Back, back, all of you, back!
322
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,315
Who are you?
323
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,995
Major Hochstetter, Herr General,
324
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,396
in charge of security here.
325
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,732
And you're all much
too close to this rocket.
326
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,223
My dear Major, there
is no danger of it firing.
327
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,469
Firing?
328
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,903
Who's worried about firing?
329
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,205
I'm worried about spying.
330
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,264
Are you aware that I am
in charge of this project
331
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,139
and that this is the inventor?
332
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,171
Until I clear you,
333
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,299
please stop inventing.
334
00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:28,867
Who is that woman?
335
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,992
She is my interpreter,
Hochstetter.
336
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,994
Oh?
337
00:13:35,465 --> 00:13:39,700
Yes, Major Hochstetter,
and I believe a full corporal.
338
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,253
What is this bungler doing here?
339
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:45,150
He's responsible for the
security of our witness.
340
00:13:45,174 --> 00:13:47,424
I am responsible
for security here!
341
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,860
What witness?
342
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,661
Hi, there.
343
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,766
What is this man doing here?
344
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,952
Hochstetter, I am in
charge of this project,
345
00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:00,232
and I am operating
under direct authority
346
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,801
of the German general staff.
347
00:14:01,825 --> 00:14:03,257
Traitors, all of them.
348
00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:04,892
What is this man doing here?
349
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,271
I am in charge of security!
350
00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:10,230
What is this man doing here?!
351
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,444
He is our witness.
352
00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:12,934
Witness?
353
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:16,604
You have chosen the
most dangerous man
354
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:19,106
in all Germany as a witness.
355
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:22,543
The Gestapo is taking over.
356
00:14:22,579 --> 00:14:25,246
I will surround this
camp with a ring of steel.
357
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,782
Anyone within a hundred
yards of this rocket
358
00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:29,250
will be shot and re-shot.
359
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,762
Major Hochstetter,
360
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,706
it's a pleasure to
have you aboard.
361
00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:42,463
Oh, Colonel Hogan,
362
00:14:42,498 --> 00:14:43,665
it seems you have a visitor.
363
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,444
What are you talking
about, Schultz?
364
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:49,403
The rules are no
visitors, but for that visitor,
365
00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:52,273
I am convinced I
would be worse off
366
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,409
if I did not let
her in than if I did.
367
00:14:55,444 --> 00:14:57,378
She's very much
like you, Colonel.
368
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,546
Mm-hmm.
369
00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:02,383
I have come to
you, Hogan darling.
370
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:03,985
Yes, well...
371
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,320
You're not dying
from sheer desire?
372
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,034
Not the kind you mean, no.
373
00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:11,175
Oh, again you misunderstand me.
374
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,543
I am on your side.
375
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,822
You are?
376
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,313
By telling von Rauscher
377
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,059
about our operation
at Stalag 13?
378
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,767
By contriving to get me
out of there and sent home?
379
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:23,098
By being part of a plot to
win the war for the Nazis?
380
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,739
Get off my side.
381
00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:27,942
First time we're alone,
and you talk politics.
382
00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:29,543
Oh, look...
383
00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:32,747
I admit circumstantial
evidence is against me,
384
00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:35,533
but I expected you
to have faith, Hogan.
385
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,046
You expect me to have what?
386
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,470
Faith.
387
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,740
My real mission is to
get Zagoskin out of here
388
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,709
and back to Russia.
389
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,678
I could have done it alone,
390
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:50,247
but there's so much more
fun together, Hogan, hmm?
391
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,749
That's your mission?
392
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,384
Of course.
393
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,120
You brought your men
with you from Stalag 13,
394
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,223
especially my... mmm...
Delicious small one, LeBeau?
395
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,269
No, I didn't bring your
delicious small one
396
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,538
or any other kind.
397
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,839
How was I to know?
398
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,380
Think with your heart, Hogan.
399
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:07,442
What about the rocket?
400
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,627
What do we do about that?
401
00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:10,752
Do anything you want.
402
00:16:10,787 --> 00:16:12,720
Do I know from rockets?
403
00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:15,506
Yeah, it's against
my better judgment,
404
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,108
but I guess I'll
have to trust you.
405
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:22,613
Ah... you never could
resist me, Hogan.
406
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,516
Yeah, look, they must
have a shortwave set here.
407
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,084
Can you get access to it?
408
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,030
I've got access to you, darling.
409
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:32,823
Mm-hmm, I want you to transmit
this message, word for word,
410
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,760
and if luck is with us,
my boys will hear it.
411
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,296
I melt when you
trust me like this.
412
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,302
Hogan, this is highly irregular.
413
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,539
You would dare to interrupt
a Gestapo interrogation?!
414
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,624
The Gestapo?
415
00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:50,925
Why, certainly not.
416
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,254
She's not a corporal, sir.
417
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,622
She's a lieutenant colonel.
418
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,890
She outranks Hochstetter.
419
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,665
While I have always cooperated
with the Gestapo most fully...
420
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:01,068
And my record is
quite clear on that...
421
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,005
Still, under the
circumstances, I feel obliged
422
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,874
that I must report this
to Major Hochstetter.
423
00:17:06,909 --> 00:17:08,642
I would not.
424
00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:10,878
You see, I am watching him.
425
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,213
Oh, of course.
426
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,514
That's most thorough.
427
00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:15,582
Then I shall
mention it to no one?
428
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,867
No one!
429
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,102
Dismissed!
430
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,270
He's about to crack.
431
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,419
At last...
432
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,888
we are almost alone.
433
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,871
What's with von Rauscher?
434
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,762
He will sleep until
the rocket launching.
435
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,399
Do not press me
for details, darling.
436
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,578
Okay, I won't.
437
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,368
Be as jealous as
you want, darling.
438
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,647
Yeah, later.
439
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,616
I've got to meet my
boys in the woods.
440
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,939
Zagoskin?
441
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,209
Oh, what a busy evening
it has been for me.
442
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,144
He is ready to
talk, to cry, to sing.
443
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,479
Is he a Russian?
444
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,225
He might have a
bad singing voice,
445
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,449
but we'd better talk to him now.
446
00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:09,070
Hey, Zagoskin...
447
00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:10,471
Zagoskin.
448
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,274
Oh, you... you... you
called me a traitor, a fool,
449
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,808
and you were right.
450
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,089
Well, nobody's perfect.
451
00:18:17,113 --> 00:18:20,815
Ilich, Ilichska...
452
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:21,816
Stop that.
453
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,817
Not now.
454
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:23,818
Wake up. Wake up!
455
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:24,819
You hear me?
456
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:25,820
Are you up?
457
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,955
Hogan is my friend.
458
00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:29,023
He's working with me.
459
00:18:29,058 --> 00:18:30,157
He is on our side.
460
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,391
You hear me?
461
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:32,793
Mm-hmm.
462
00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:34,295
We must have answers from you.
463
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,264
Life teaches only one thing:
464
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,467
There are no answers.
465
00:18:40,503 --> 00:18:41,747
Look, make a guess.
466
00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:44,917
What happens tonight
when your rocket goes up?
467
00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:47,141
Oh, I was not taken in, no.
468
00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:48,876
There you were wrong.
469
00:18:48,912 --> 00:18:52,479
I knew they would use
it against my Russia.
470
00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:54,260
Then why'd you make it?
471
00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:55,649
Or did you?
472
00:18:56,685 --> 00:18:58,252
Of course I made it!
473
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,188
I had this theory.
474
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,490
I wanted to see
if it would work.
475
00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:05,192
It did!
476
00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:09,096
It did.
477
00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:13,634
Oh, it did.
478
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,970
Look, what happens tonight?
479
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:18,806
Does it wipe out the battleship?
480
00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:20,252
Huh? Oh... battleship.
481
00:19:20,276 --> 00:19:21,553
No, no.
482
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,760
What, then? What?
483
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:28,299
It will arise majestically...
fly from sight,
484
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:34,538
and exactly 18 minutes later,
return and kill everyone here,
485
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:39,777
including Ilich Igor Zagoskin.
486
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,579
I shall have atoned.
487
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:48,352
You don't come up with
any easy ones, do you?
488
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,787
Never.
489
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,990
All right, Carter,
give it back to me.
490
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,025
I want to make sure
we're all straight on this.
491
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,126
Yes, sir.
492
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,639
I go 100 yards due
south from here.
493
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,541
That puts me near the
perimeter to the camp.
494
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,949
At 2200 hours... 10:00...
495
00:20:01,984 --> 00:20:03,450
I fire a couple of
bursts into camp,
496
00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:05,102
and then I set off
my firecrackers.
497
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:06,186
Right.
498
00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:07,632
Boy, I got some
beauties here, Colonel.
499
00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:09,134
They're going to
sound like rifle shots.
500
00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:09,890
I hope.
501
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,058
This is going to be
502
00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:12,459
one of my greatest diversions.
503
00:20:12,494 --> 00:20:13,521
As soon as you set them off,
504
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,990
come back here and
wait for the others.
505
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:15,674
Yes, sir.
506
00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:17,030
The rest of you will be with me.
507
00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:19,733
After, you return to Stalag
13 the same way you came.
508
00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:20,845
What about you, Colonel?
509
00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:22,736
If things work out,
I'll meet you there.
510
00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:24,004
I told you, Colonel, right?
511
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,239
I said she's on our side.
512
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:26,774
I think she's on our side.
513
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,041
I'm not sure.
514
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:29,410
Good luck, Carter.
515
00:20:32,348 --> 00:20:34,281
Okay, let's go.
516
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,818
All right, on your feet!
517
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,808
It's a partisan attack.
518
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:44,809
Join the other troops.
519
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,077
We'll guard the rocket. Now!
520
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,556
All right, you guys stand guard.
521
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,580
Come on, Kinch.
522
00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:01,925
We got trouble coming, Colonel.
523
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,361
All right, behind the
rocket... come on.
524
00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:06,341
What is happening here?
525
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,575
Where's the other guards?
526
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,732
It's a partisan attack.
527
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,234
The other guards went to fight.
528
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,668
I will have them shot.
529
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,837
Good work.
530
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:13,838
Danke.
531
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,839
Come with me, Klink.
532
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,884
To the fighting, Major?
533
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,452
Of course to the fighting.
534
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:18,976
Where, then?
535
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:19,977
You go ahead.
536
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:20,978
I meet you there.
537
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,513
I-I... I forgot my helmet.
538
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,932
Klink! Klink!
539
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,601
Dummkopf!
540
00:21:29,772 --> 00:21:32,005
Schultz, guard this
rocket with your life.
541
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,641
Jawohl, Herr Major.
542
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,710
With my life?
543
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,429
You think there's
any danger here?
544
00:21:43,453 --> 00:21:46,787
You're as safe as in your
mum's arms, Schultzy.
545
00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:47,988
Good.
546
00:21:48,023 --> 00:21:49,303
"Schultzy."
547
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:52,660
You!
548
00:21:52,695 --> 00:21:54,060
Hi, Schultz.
549
00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:55,478
Fancy meeting you here.
550
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,531
LeBeau!
551
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,066
Look over there, Schultz.
552
00:21:59,102 --> 00:22:00,418
Like old home week.
553
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,607
I see nothing... nothing!
554
00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:11,790
I do not like this.
555
00:22:11,814 --> 00:22:13,391
Too many things are happening...
556
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,060
An attack that is not an attack,
557
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,616
guards deserting their posts.
558
00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:18,018
And where is Zagoskin?
559
00:22:18,053 --> 00:22:19,019
Sleeping.
560
00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:20,087
We could not rouse him.
561
00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:21,432
Well, if anything goes wrong,
562
00:22:21,456 --> 00:22:22,901
I will find ways of rousing him.
563
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:23,891
Quiet!
564
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:24,892
Countdown.
565
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:25,893
Countdown.
566
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:26,894
Exciting, isn't it?
567
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,473
Quiet!
568
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:32,265
Eight, seven, six, five, four,
569
00:22:32,301 --> 00:22:34,534
three, two,
570
00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:36,754
one... fire!
571
00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:52,720
Bunglers! Traitors!
572
00:22:52,755 --> 00:22:54,755
Someone will pay for this.
573
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,056
Heads will roll.
574
00:22:56,091 --> 00:22:57,691
I don't understand.
575
00:22:57,727 --> 00:23:00,761
Every test was perfect.
576
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,397
Hogan, from the
first, I suspected you.
577
00:23:03,432 --> 00:23:05,043
What do you have to say?
578
00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:07,434
Well, back to the
old drawing board.
579
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,793
Berlin is calling
every minute...
580
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,963
"What happened to
the Duke of York?"
581
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:23,467
Nothing is what happened
to the Duke of York!
582
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:25,502
Bad scene, Major.
583
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,978
Hogan, I will not go down alone.
584
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,358
If my head is to
roll, all heads will roll.
585
00:23:31,393 --> 00:23:35,328
Except, Major, I quite
clearly had no part
586
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:36,608
in this whole affair.
587
00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:37,998
Therefore, I...
588
00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:40,767
All heads will roll.
589
00:23:40,803 --> 00:23:41,813
All heads will roll.
590
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,515
Oh, that's quite
democratic, sir.
591
00:23:43,539 --> 00:23:47,240
Poor Putzi... so
handsome and so unlucky.
592
00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:48,825
Traitors! All of you!
593
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,494
I fully intend...
594
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,976
Hogan, why are you so composed?
595
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,465
It's obvious, Major.
596
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:58,568
You've already figured how
to turn this to your advantage.
597
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,036
I have?
598
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,138
He has?
599
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,306
Of course!
600
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,475
The ultimate weapon
didn't quite work out,
601
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:05,787
but the major has a plan
602
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,145
to cripple the entire
Russian rocket program.
603
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,462
He has?
604
00:24:09,498 --> 00:24:10,647
Go on, Hogan.
605
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:11,926
You're pulling my leg.
606
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,595
You're not arranging right now
607
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,397
for Zagoskin to
escape to Russia?
608
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:16,886
Of course you are.
609
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,256
He'll do for them
what he's done for you.
610
00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:23,093
It's worthy of Himmler
himself, Major.
611
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,377
Hogan, I...
612
00:24:24,413 --> 00:24:27,180
Major Hochstetter
is a genius, Putzi.
613
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,932
He's saved us all.
614
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,250
Ja, I believe I have.
615
00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:33,086
I'm sure you're still going to
send me home, aren't you?
616
00:24:33,121 --> 00:24:34,421
Of course not.
617
00:24:34,456 --> 00:24:36,423
Take him away, Klink,
back to Stalag 13.
618
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:37,824
Schultz, take him away.
619
00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:39,560
That's cruel, sir, cruel.
620
00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:43,747
Sensational.
621
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,933
Adequate.
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