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[screaming]
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[door thuds]
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Party's over, Skiñata Killer.
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[knife clatters]
No blood or candy
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will be spilled today.
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[dramatic music]
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[both screaming]
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[door thuds]
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Drop the spoon,
Mary Choppins.
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[spoon clinks]
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You're supercalifragilistic-
expialidoc-under arrest.
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♪
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[screaming]
[door thuds]
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Cos-Slayer, put your paw--
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[yawns]
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Wow, sorry. Long week.
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You know what? Book yourself.
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Wait, is this the same place?
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Maybe we should arrest
this warehouse.
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♪
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[groans]
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Aw, come on. Are you serious?
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Kobe.
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Barkley.
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[exciting music]
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♪ ♪
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[shattering]
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[bell rings]
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Stan the man,
what is the plan?
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Harassin' ducks at the pond?
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Huh?
Internet porn at the library?
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Cap the night
with some light arson?
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If it isn't Stan,
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who wears a cape
in an obvious attempt
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to fly away
from his broken home.
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Hey, why don't you
lay off him?
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[dramatic music]
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It's Zephyr.
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The most beautifully damaged
kid in the eighth grade.
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Yo, Tyge, your lips
are pretty chapped.
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Is that from your dad's
mouth-kisses
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or your mom's breastfeeding?
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I haven't touched
mother's milk in a year
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and you know it!
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Come on, boys.
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Whoa.
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Is that you riding
a demonic snake
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that's eating Grimsburg?
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Oh, yeah, it's just a drawing
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and not a prophetic vision
I keep having.
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You're pretty different,
aren't you?
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Me? Heh. Nah.
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Just the normal amount
of different.
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[sighs] That's too bad.
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♪ ♪
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Wow, that is one
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hot, brooding
25-year-old-looking tween.
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[slurps]
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[gulps] Ugh.
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I hate this flavor.
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You okay?
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Lookin' a little tired.
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Oof. I just need to get
to the weekend.
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And look,
it's already hump day.
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If by hump day you mean
the second hump on the camel,
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then yeah,
because it's Thursday.
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[dramatic music]
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[groans] Marcia Gay Harden!
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The Grimsburg
Miniature Competition.
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There's not much time
to make not much of a room.
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[light classical music]
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Mr. Flute.
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After your award-winning
Cottagecore mudroom last year,
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I'm eager to see what's next.
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Well, Jebediah,
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I thought I'd go
in a different direction--
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a real back-to-basics
Scandinavian kitchenette.
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Well, the stools
are a bit rickety.
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The fridge door
won't fully close.
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And this knife...
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huh.
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Is this...
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a toy?
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I was out of time,
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and I may have borrowed it
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from my son's Barbie Dream
Investment Property.
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[all gasping]
- Judas!
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Come on, Jebi D.
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It was one little mistake.
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In our tiny community,
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little mistakes are huge.
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You are...
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disqualified.
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How dare you?
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Ahh!
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[grunting]
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After all I've given
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to the Mature Amateur
Miniaturists,
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this is like a to-scale knife
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in my full-sized back.
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Wish I could return the favor.
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♪ ♪
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[bottles clattering]
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[snoring]
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[notification chimes]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Weird.
I was just here yesterday.
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♪ ♪
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[gasps]
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This was found on his body.
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Sharp enough for what?
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[all gasping]
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Like cashmere in the dryer,
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it's time for my crime mind
to get shrunk.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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But who could have done this?
[whistles]
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♪
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Brown hair.
Too coarse for the head.
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Too straight for a pube.
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More like a mustache.
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This is like a to-scale knife
in my full-sized back.
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Wish I could return the favor.
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[gasps]
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This means the killer is...
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Me?
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I'm sorry, Flute.
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[handcuffs click]
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Run!
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- Hey!
- Oh!
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[groans]
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[panting]
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Gotta find a disguise.
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♪
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[grunts, groans]
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♪ ♪
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Ugh.
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We got ourselves a fugitive.
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I want you checking
every warehouse, farmhouse,
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henhouse, outhouse, whorehouse,
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"Full House," "Fuller House,"
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House of Pancakes,
"The Haunting of Hill House."
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That covers
single-family dwellings.
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Now let's move to apartments:
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"The Apartment,"
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apartment 23, where the B
should not be trusted.
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I think we're good, sir.
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Summers, you're with me.
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Let's go prove
Flute's innocence, sir.
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No. Flute's a murder suspect.
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We gotta do our jobs
and track him down.
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But Flute would never kill.
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And I'd know.
He's my best friend.
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That's what
this friendship bracelet means.
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What does that one mean?
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Oh, that's the one
I made Flute.
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But he said it meant nothing
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and he'd kill me if I tried
to give it to him again.
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♪ ♪
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[water running]
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[somber music]
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The only person
who believes in you is I, me.
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What is us gonna do?
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♪ ♪
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Wide-ruled lines.
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Residue from a scented eraser.
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Written with...
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a jelly-grip JellyJoy gel pen
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you'd find in a middle school?
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Pentos.
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Do you mind?
I'm kind of pee shy.
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Oh, I'm the opposite.
Very peesuadable.
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If I even think about--move!
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I'm also easily impooenced,
so please move!
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Ah--
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[locker rattles]
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"Have lunch with us?
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Class pet cemetery.
Zephyr."
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- Uh, euphori-yeah!
- I don't know.
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I'm dealing
with my dad being a killer.
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Forget about your dad.
He's gone.
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Who knows the next time
you'll see him?
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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Why are you framing me?
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I--I am ashamed to admit
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I frame so many I cannot
put a name to your face.
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It's me. Flute.
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And I found this
at the crime scene.
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I couldn't have done it,
Marvin.
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I was at show choir last night.
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Did I get the solo?
No. Thank you for asking.
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I am no longer doing
show choir.
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But you have been set up.
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And whoever did it forgot
to check their work.
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This isn't just
a hilarious "69" joke
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I don't understand.
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It's a secret code.
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And it may be the key
to keeping me out of prison.
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But it's still funny.
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[chuckles]
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69. [chuckles]
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And I shan't let someone else
ruin the life
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of my nemesis-cum-protégé.
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After all, what is a cat
with no mouse?
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Would you watch a show
called "Tom"?
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No. I need my Jerry.
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You may bunk with me
while you clear your name.
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Then it looks like
I'm going undercover
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in the most cutthroat
and lawless world
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known to man...
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middle school.
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Hey look,
it's Ron Obese-sley.
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[laughter]
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Crack the code,
solve the case, clear my name.
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3-5-0-1-6-9. Ha.
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[computer beeps]
Uh-oh.
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[door opens]
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- [sobbing]
- Immediately no.
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[register beeping]
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Does this mean anything to you?
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Well, I don't know
how to void this,
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so blame it on inflation, kid.
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Has to be someone
who blends in.
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Someone creepy-looking.
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Someone like...
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♪
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That creep.
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Um, you sure
we should pursue Flute
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on an empty stomach?
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We could stop
at Cheesecake Factory.
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Hey, just because
Flute's your friend
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doesn't mean you gotta believe
he's innocent.
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Yeah. That's a good point.
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Let me turn on the radio.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Believe in people sometimes ♪
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♪ When they're your friends ♪
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♪ Believe in your friends
until the end ♪
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♪ Sometimes
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Damn.
Music's really good these days.
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But we can't listen
to the radio right now.
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We have to find Flute.
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[suspenseful music]
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Remember, they like weird,
but don't be too weird,
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'cause that's just weird.
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Oh, hey, Stan. You made it.
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Welcome to the Trauma Club,
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a group of everyday
American teens
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but with incredibly dramatic
and horrific backstories.
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That's Kyler.
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He's only 12
but already has face tattoos
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and severe anger problems.
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Stitney's an ex-pageant star
who was pushed to her limit
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and now she can't stop
scream-crying.
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I'm happy!
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And that's Renee.
She's just really tall.
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So tall we could never, like,
actually hear her backstory,
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but she sounds
really traumatized.
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[mumbles indistinctly]
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So what's your damage,
cape boy?
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Um, uh, well...
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my dad abandoned me today.
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For a second time.
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Because he murdered someone.
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Whoa. Trauma-rama.
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Epic sadness!
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[mumbles indistinctly]
270
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,573
Let's get this kid
some eyeliner.
271
00:10:03,674 --> 00:10:04,910
It's a low bar,
272
00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:07,213
but I've never been
more proud of him.
273
00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:09,118
No, stay! Bad!
274
00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:10,286
Back to hell.
275
00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:16,132
Ahh!
[handcuffs clicking]
276
00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:19,472
No, I'll never go back
to my job on Wall Street!
277
00:10:19,472 --> 00:10:20,641
Oh, yes, you will.
278
00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:21,776
You--wait, what?
279
00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:23,346
Aren't you from the IRS?
280
00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:25,016
Me? No, I'm Marvin Flute,
281
00:10:25,116 --> 00:10:27,120
undercover detective
trying to clear his name.
282
00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:28,490
And you didn't frame me?
283
00:10:28,490 --> 00:10:30,093
No. My name's Cal.
284
00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:32,096
I've been hidin' out here
ever since I walked away
285
00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:33,767
from making millions
on Wall Street.
286
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,037
You walked away
from the heady thrill
287
00:10:35,037 --> 00:10:37,240
of gambling
with people's life savings
288
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,744
for... this?
289
00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:40,914
Here's the thing
about cleaning up vomit,
290
00:10:40,914 --> 00:10:45,356
once the sawdust dries
and the dust pan's full...
291
00:10:45,356 --> 00:10:46,626
you're done.
292
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:47,895
No more vomit.
293
00:10:47,895 --> 00:10:49,264
You're not haunted by it,
294
00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:52,171
replaying it in your mind
night after sleepless night,
295
00:10:52,171 --> 00:10:54,675
agonizing over some clue
you might have missed
296
00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:55,945
until you can't take it anymore
297
00:10:55,945 --> 00:10:57,548
and you rush out of bed
to the crime scene
298
00:10:57,648 --> 00:10:58,917
in your T-shirt and boxers.
299
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:00,888
But you find nothing
except a cold breeze.
300
00:11:00,888 --> 00:11:02,558
And that's when you realize
301
00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:03,961
you popped out of your boxers
a little.
302
00:11:04,061 --> 00:11:05,897
It's probably not
indecent exposure,
303
00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:07,100
since it was clearly
an accident,
304
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,171
and the uniform on duty
didn't see anything...
305
00:11:09,171 --> 00:11:11,776
or maybe just pretended
not to see anything.
306
00:11:11,876 --> 00:11:13,580
There's none of that.
307
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:16,553
No agonizing, no insomnia,
no haunting.
308
00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:18,523
Uh, except for the ghost
upstairs.
309
00:11:18,623 --> 00:11:19,693
[ceiling panel squeaks]
310
00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,630
Let me show you
what my nights are like.
311
00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:23,534
[mellow acoustic music]
312
00:11:23,534 --> 00:11:24,669
Whoa.
313
00:11:24,769 --> 00:11:27,708
♪ ♪
314
00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:29,411
Pretty nice man-roof
you've got.
315
00:11:29,411 --> 00:11:30,847
Not just me.
316
00:11:30,847 --> 00:11:32,852
All of us janitors
have run away
317
00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:34,855
from our high-stress jobs--
318
00:11:34,855 --> 00:11:37,194
brain surgeons,
corporate execs--
319
00:11:37,294 --> 00:11:38,463
even Prince Philip.
320
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,866
But look at me now.
321
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,137
I flat-mopped a diarrhea,
I did.
322
00:11:42,237 --> 00:11:43,807
Pip, pip!
323
00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:46,078
See? None of us have
a care in the world.
324
00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:49,585
And we get a solid ten hours
of sleep every night.
325
00:11:49,685 --> 00:11:50,821
Ten?
326
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:51,956
They make that many
hours of sleep?
327
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,694
You could have it too, Flute.
328
00:11:53,694 --> 00:12:00,708
♪
329
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:02,845
You know,
this gas station has beer
330
00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:04,447
that can be stolen.
331
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,252
Oh. Uh, okay.
332
00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,455
Then allow me.
333
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,999
Now we're cookin'
with felonies, baby.
334
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,769
Wait, I didn't
have to convince you.
335
00:12:14,769 --> 00:12:17,174
I mean, isn't that my whole...
[bell dings]
336
00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:18,342
Job?
337
00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:21,783
[soft dramatic music]
338
00:12:21,884 --> 00:12:23,319
[bottles clinking]
339
00:12:24,488 --> 00:12:25,724
Goin' somewhere, kid?
340
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:30,968
♪
341
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:33,674
Yeah, I'm gonna walk
right out that door,
342
00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:35,544
and you're gonna let me.
343
00:12:35,644 --> 00:12:37,615
Oh, yeah?
And why would I do that?
344
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,753
Because you're safe.
345
00:12:39,753 --> 00:12:41,723
And I'm chaos, baby.
346
00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:43,527
I've been abandoned, kidnapped.
347
00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:45,063
I'm screwed up beyond belief.
348
00:12:45,063 --> 00:12:49,137
Now get out of my way
before I prove it to ya.
349
00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:51,476
[door opens]
[bell dings]
350
00:12:51,476 --> 00:12:53,379
Take me with you.
351
00:12:53,479 --> 00:12:54,783
Party at my house!
352
00:12:54,783 --> 00:12:56,485
[all cheering]
- Let's get wasted.
353
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,688
[dramatic music]
354
00:12:57,788 --> 00:13:00,259
"Reba McEntire Red."
355
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,061
Flute always said
356
00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:03,333
she has the best hair
in country.
357
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,201
Ah, there's a print.
358
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,639
Go ahead and scan it,
see if we can get an ID.
359
00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:07,908
Oh, I'd love to,
360
00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:10,882
but my scanner hasn't worked
since the last update.
361
00:13:10,882 --> 00:13:13,219
Listen, I know
this is hard for you.
362
00:13:13,219 --> 00:13:15,757
But you don't always know
people as well as you think.
363
00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:17,562
I used to have a partner too.
364
00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:18,663
We were close.
365
00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:19,899
Really close.
366
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,937
Didn't just work together.
We lived together.
367
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:23,774
Even slept in the same bed.
368
00:13:23,774 --> 00:13:25,076
Showered together too.
369
00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:28,650
Turns out he was gay
the whole time.
370
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,319
You think you know someone.
371
00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:31,823
Um, yeah.
372
00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:33,961
But it kind of seems
like you did know.
373
00:13:33,961 --> 00:13:37,300
Ask yourself, how well
do you really know Flute?
374
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,839
♪ ♪
375
00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,576
[scanner trills]
376
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:43,680
Match found. Marvin Flute.
377
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,584
Let's bust a Flute.
378
00:13:45,684 --> 00:13:46,853
Seriously?
379
00:13:46,853 --> 00:13:49,859
[mellow music]
380
00:13:49,859 --> 00:13:52,865
♪ ♪
381
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,303
You're almost one of us.
382
00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:57,407
Meet me at school tomorrow
and let's finish it.
383
00:13:57,407 --> 00:14:00,815
Is it a medical condition
to spin that much?
384
00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:03,587
Stan, this party's getting
a little out of hand.
385
00:14:03,587 --> 00:14:04,722
Somebody's gonna end up
sleeping
386
00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:05,824
with their best friend's
ex-boyfriend
387
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:08,329
and then get blackmailed
into writing a play about it.
388
00:14:08,329 --> 00:14:10,568
But you're always telling me
to do stuff like this.
389
00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:12,437
"Embrace the chaos"?
390
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:13,874
Yeah, the fun chaos.
391
00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:15,376
This is dark chaos.
392
00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:18,315
Look around--no kids' lives
should be this dramatic.
393
00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:22,758
You're just jealous
that I have real friends
394
00:14:22,858 --> 00:14:24,896
and don't need you anymore.
395
00:14:24,996 --> 00:14:27,000
Come to think of it,
if I imagined you,
396
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,739
I could easily un-imagine you.
397
00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,843
Wait, Stanny,
let's talk about this.
398
00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:39,190
♪ ♪
399
00:14:41,996 --> 00:14:44,869
[serene music]
400
00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:48,075
[soft vocalizing]
401
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:54,989
♪ ♪
402
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,935
Marvin!
403
00:15:01,035 --> 00:15:03,038
Hate to interrupt
your dreamy bag reverie,
404
00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:04,274
but it's only a matter of time
405
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:07,147
before the manhunt
turns into manfound.
406
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:10,119
You must get back
to clearing your name.
407
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,891
Or I could just change it
408
00:15:12,891 --> 00:15:14,696
to a name that's already clear
409
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:16,800
and will totally blend in.
410
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,369
Goodbye, Marvin Flute.
411
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:22,411
Hello, middle school janitor
Rodney Pornocopter.
412
00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:26,385
♪ ♪
413
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,757
[whistling]
414
00:15:28,757 --> 00:15:31,996
♪
415
00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:39,077
Um, Marvin?
416
00:15:39,077 --> 00:15:42,317
Any closer to solving
this twisty, turny casey?
417
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,822
Pentos, I told you.
I'm a janitor now.
418
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,191
Killers aren't my problem
anymore.
419
00:15:46,191 --> 00:15:47,728
Now, if someone murders
a toilet,
420
00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:48,830
sure, give me a ring.
421
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,099
Unless it's on the freakend.
422
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,674
I was just wondering
what you're working on there.
423
00:15:53,674 --> 00:15:54,842
Using my new free time
424
00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:56,078
to get back
into making miniatures.
425
00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:58,684
But I'm finding myself
a bit uninspired.
426
00:15:58,684 --> 00:16:00,086
Maybe take a break.
427
00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:02,591
Have I ever told you
what I indulge in
428
00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:03,994
on my freakends?
429
00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:06,700
The school's Lost and Found.
430
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,804
A collection of cold cases
431
00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:10,975
with no one to solve them.
432
00:16:10,975 --> 00:16:13,813
Nope. No solving for me.
433
00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:15,951
Although if I did,
I'd take note
434
00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:17,555
of the sweat stains
along the brim here
435
00:16:17,555 --> 00:16:18,791
and scan yearbook photos
436
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:21,128
for oily-skinned boys.
437
00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:22,565
And based on the wear
of these wheels,
438
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,866
I'd deduce this belonged
439
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:24,802
to someone
who walked to school,
440
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:27,474
eliminating the carpoolers
and bus jockeys.
441
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:30,012
And this one?
442
00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,616
Hand-sewn burrito pocket.
443
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,918
The initials M.F.
444
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:35,991
A patch that reads
"J.V. Forensics Club
445
00:16:35,991 --> 00:16:37,861
(not the debate kind)."
446
00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:41,001
[gasps] Wait, it's mine.
447
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,840
You can run from the law,
448
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:48,516
but you cannot run
from yourself.
449
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,152
[dramatic music]
450
00:16:50,252 --> 00:16:52,858
Crack the code,
solve the case, clear my name.
451
00:16:52,858 --> 00:16:54,127
[seams splitting]
452
00:16:54,127 --> 00:16:55,597
Call my tailor.
453
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,369
The Superlative Gala?
454
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:01,175
I think I heard the Stable Boys
talking about this.
455
00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:03,078
Oh, it'll be something
to talk about, all right.
456
00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:06,017
Incriminating pictures
of the Stable Boys
457
00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:08,155
that I photoshopped. [laughs]
458
00:17:08,255 --> 00:17:10,059
When these photos
get projected on the screen,
459
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,461
it will destroy
their perfect world
460
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:14,468
and set them on a life path
of irreparable trauma.
461
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:17,106
Do we ever just get,
like, pizza?
462
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:19,979
What do I do?
463
00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:21,783
I wish Mr. Flesh was here.
464
00:17:21,783 --> 00:17:23,854
Flesh, you still in there?
465
00:17:23,854 --> 00:17:25,524
Is anyone in there?
466
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:28,663
♪ ♪
467
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:30,900
Who are you?
468
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,905
My name's Oil.
469
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:35,276
Eee-ahh!
470
00:17:38,082 --> 00:17:39,451
Here. Whoever framed me
471
00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:42,090
must have snuck in
through this tiny window,
472
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,927
which means
the killer is skinny--
473
00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:46,364
middle school skinny.
474
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,072
And if it's definitely
a student,
475
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,576
what would a kid do
with these numbers?
476
00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:54,047
It's not a locker combination
or a student ID.
477
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:57,287
Wait--no.
It doesn't say "BOOBLESS."
478
00:17:57,387 --> 00:18:00,360
♪ ♪
479
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,700
Life can be real easy
if you know how to read it.
480
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,837
You should check it out.
481
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:07,608
Sweet Dewey Decimal.
482
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:08,810
It's for a library book.
483
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:15,791
♪ ♪
484
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:18,696
But who took it out last?
485
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:19,999
Gotcha.
486
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,372
Most Nearsighted
goes to Nedward Weems.
487
00:18:23,472 --> 00:18:26,111
[light applause]
[glasses shattering]
488
00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:29,586
Next, Most Affectionate
Friend Group.
489
00:18:29,686 --> 00:18:34,696
♪ ♪
490
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,997
I--I can't do it.
491
00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:37,367
Look at their parents.
492
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,404
I want my dad to be
that proud of me someday.
493
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:41,943
Ugh, your dad's
not coming back.
494
00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:43,445
Trust me, I made sure.
495
00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:46,653
I knew you needed a push
to join my Trauma Club,
496
00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:47,454
so I cut the cord--
497
00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:49,390
in this case,
with a tiny knife.
498
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:51,294
Why would you do that to me?
499
00:18:51,294 --> 00:18:54,768
So that all of us lonely,
excessively hot freaks
500
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,505
could finally have friends.
501
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:59,177
Trust me, Stan.
We'll be there for you.
502
00:18:59,277 --> 00:19:01,883
But your dad
is never gonna show up.
503
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:02,984
I know who framed me.
504
00:19:02,984 --> 00:19:04,722
[crowd gasping]
505
00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:06,191
And I've got proof.
506
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:09,031
At the crime scene,
you accidentally left this,
507
00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:10,834
uh, library thingy.
508
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,305
You know, like, the tiny paper
inside the book cover?
509
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,842
Does anyone know
what that's called?
510
00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:17,380
You know, it's got the dates
and names of who took it out.
511
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,919
I--there really should be
a name for something like that.
512
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:21,388
Stan!
513
00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:25,028
♪ ♪
514
00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:26,431
Fleeze, Frute!
515
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,168
Wait, let me try that again.
516
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,571
Summers, get out of the way.
517
00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:31,441
I have to catch
that gorgeous bad boy
518
00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:33,312
before he hurts
my nondescript sad boy.
519
00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:34,815
No! Today I learned
520
00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:37,521
that no matter how well
you think you know somebody,
521
00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:39,926
you never know
what they're capable of.
522
00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,395
Let him go, Summers.
523
00:19:41,395 --> 00:19:43,232
That song we heard
in the car today,
524
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,203
I can't get it out of my head.
525
00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:47,306
And I think
there's a reason for that.
526
00:19:47,406 --> 00:19:49,210
Because you have to...
527
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,315
♪ Believe in people sometimes ♪
528
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,185
♪ When they're your friends
529
00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:55,189
both:
♪ Believe in your friends ♪
530
00:19:55,189 --> 00:19:58,864
♪ Until the end sometimes
531
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:04,207
♪ ♪
532
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,178
Stan, come with me.
533
00:20:06,178 --> 00:20:08,617
I'm the only one
who understands you.
534
00:20:08,617 --> 00:20:11,789
You're wrong.
Someone does understand me.
535
00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:13,492
The real me. [grunts]
536
00:20:13,492 --> 00:20:16,498
Ooh, do not send me back,
Stanny.
537
00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:18,402
You do not wanna see
what's buried
538
00:20:18,402 --> 00:20:20,239
in the recesses of your mind.
539
00:20:20,339 --> 00:20:21,609
[door opens]
540
00:20:21,609 --> 00:20:24,447
It's over,
Timothy Shallow-grave.
541
00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:27,120
How'd you put
all the pieces together?
542
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,824
Because I'm a detective.
543
00:20:28,824 --> 00:20:29,992
Cal?
544
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:32,230
♪
545
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,365
[grunts]
546
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,670
This trauma will only
make me hotter!
547
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,973
[body thuds]
548
00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:43,986
♪
549
00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,389
Goodbye, Cal.
550
00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,226
And farewell,
Rodney Pornocopter.
551
00:20:47,226 --> 00:20:49,665
Rodney Pornocopter?
He sounds cool.
552
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,504
He was, Summers.
He really was.
553
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,844
Wow, I can't believe
I send my kid here.
554
00:20:55,844 --> 00:20:57,514
This place is a dump.
555
00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:02,023
Wow, Nedward,
556
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:03,292
it looks like your glasses
557
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:04,728
are as broken as your home.
558
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:05,731
[grunts]
559
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,734
[cackles]
560
00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:11,876
I just wish I had one friend
who understood me.
561
00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:13,011
[mysterious music]
562
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:15,717
My name's Oil.
563
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,386
Ahh! Ahh!
564
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:21,896
Aw. No one likes Oil.
565
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:22,697
[sighs]
566
00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:25,136
What are these kids doing
to each other?
567
00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:26,271
[sighs]
568
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:28,242
♪ Believe in your friends ♪
569
00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:30,279
♪ Until the end
570
00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:32,349
♪ Sometimes ♪
571
00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:37,359
Bento.
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