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All right, Mabel,
today is the big day.
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Big day!
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Soos finally
fixed up the laptop.
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If this thing works,
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we could learn the identity
of the author
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and unravel the greatest
mysteries of Gravity Falls.
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You ready?
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Oh, I'm ready, baby.
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This is it.
This is it.
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Ha ha! It worked!
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Blip, blap,
bloobity bloop, twins.
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Ugh!
Of course, a password.
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Don't you worry,
bro bro.
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With your brains
and my laser focus,
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there is literally nothing
that can distract us from...
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Did you hear that?
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♪ All my life
I've been dreaming ♪
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♪ Of a love
that's right for me ♪
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♪ And now I finally
know her name ♪
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♪ And it's...
sing it with me kids ♪
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♪ Literacy
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I finally understand
what all the buzz is about.
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Reading.
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Give me some
of that honey.
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Oh, boy.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Just when I was getting
over Mermando,
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of course, you show up
at my doorstep.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot
about Mermando.
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Did not care
for Mermandooo.
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Okay,
this cryptology book says
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there's 7.2 million
8-letter words.
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I'll type, you read.
Okay, Mabel?
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Mabel?
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♪ And that's why we don't
stick our hands in... ♪
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♪ Other people's
mouths ♪
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Hey, I'm Gabe Benson,
y'all.
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Goodnight.
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Hey, good job today,
you guys.
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You were late
on your cue.
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What?
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Hey, hey.
Be good to each other.
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We're all stars.
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Hey!
Guess who's Mabel?
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I am!
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Care to learn more?
I bet you do.
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You like to learn.
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And I'm up!
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Oh, hey, I'm Gabe,
master of puppets.
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Nice to meet you.
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You're amazing
with those puppets.
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Really?
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A lot of people
think puppets are dumb
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or just for kids
or something.
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Are you kidding me?
I'm puppet crazy.
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People call me
"puppet crazy Mabel".
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Really?
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People used to call me
"puppet crazy Gabe".
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So when's your
next puppet show?
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My huh?
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I mean, you can't truly love puppets
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if you're not throwing
puppet shows, right.
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Yeah, I mean I'm totally
working on a puppet show.
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Oh,
what are the details?
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There are
so many details.
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So, how did it go?
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Dipper, how hard
do you think it would be
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to write and compose
a sock puppet rock opera
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with light, original music and live
pyrotechnics by Friday?
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What?
Mabel, are you serious?
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I don't know
what happened.
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I got lost in his eyes
and his ponytail
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and I'm going to be
so embarrassed on Friday
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if I don't have
anything.
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But what about cracking
this password?
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You know,
mystery twins?
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If you help me with this
for just a couple of days,
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I promise I'll help you
with the password.
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Please.
Pretty please.
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It's for love, Dipper.
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All right, okay.
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Yes!
Thank you.
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This guy,
he's number one!
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Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
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Man, I can't wait to get to
the bottom of this laptop.
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We're close
to something big here.
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I can feel it.
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Ugh!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Come on.
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All right, the play
is going to be called
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"Glove Story-
A Sock Opera."
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Just a warning,
people's eyes will get wet,
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'cause they'll be crying
from laughing,
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from how tragic it is.
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Yeah, that...
that sounds great.
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Come on, Dipper,
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you just got to roll
with Mabel's craziness.
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It's what makes
life worth living.
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♪ Puppet boy,
puppet boy ♪
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♪ You're the boy I...
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♪ Love
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Not even gonna ask.
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Goodnight, my babies.
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Soon, Gabe Benson.
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Ugh, wrong password.
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Wrong. Wrong! Ugh!
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Don't stay up
all night, Dipper.
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Last time you got
this sleep deprived
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you tried to eat
your own shirt.
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Bleh.
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Just a few more tries.
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Ugh!
I can't take that sound anymore.
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I hate you sound.
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There has to be
some shortcut or clue.
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Who would know
about secret codes?
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I think I know a guy.
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Well, well, well,
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you're awfully persistent,
Pine Tree.
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Hats off to you.
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You again!
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Did you miss me?
Admit it, you missed me.
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Hardly.
You worked with Gideon.
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You tried to destroy
my uncle's mind.
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It was just a job, kid.
No hard feelings.
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I've been keeping
an eye on you
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since then and I must say,
I'm impressed.
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Really?
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You deserve a prize.
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Here, have a head
that's always screaming.
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The point is,
I like you.
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How's about you let me
give you a hint, huh?
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I only ask
for a small favor in return.
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I'd never do
a favor for you.
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Don't forget who defeated
you last time.
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Right,
you defeated me.
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Well, if you ever
change your mind,
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I'll be here for you
ready to make a deal.
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Hey, want to hear my impression
of you in about 3 seconds.
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Hey,
I'm puppet Stan.
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Still ignoring this.
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Hey, Mabel.
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Whoa, bag check
for Dipper's eyes.
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Nobody?
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Dipper, I told you to get
some sleep last night.
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Here, wake up
with some Mabel juice.
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It has plastic
dinosaurs in it.
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It's like if coffee
and nightmares had a baby.
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Mabel, listen.
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Last night I had
a dream with Bill in it.
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Wait, hold up.
The triangle guy?
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He said he'd give me
the code of the laptop
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if I gave him
something.
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Like I'd actually
trust Bill, right?
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Don't worry, bro.
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Today is the day
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that the mystery twins
are back in action.
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I'll help you
crack that code.
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I just got to hand
off my puppet stuff
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to my production crew.
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Production crew?
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We read the script.
Very emotional.
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I cried, like,
eight times.
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Hey, ladies.
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Gabe!
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I was just blading by.
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Helps me dry out my ponytail
after a shower.
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Hoppity boppity.
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It's so great to see you!
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I was just working on the
world's greatest puppet show.
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It has puppets.
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Your passion
is so refreshing, Mabel,
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unlike the girl from
last night's puppet show.
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Single-stitch on one puppet
and cross-stitch on the other?
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I was like, uh-huh.
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Cross... huh?
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Naturally I deleted her off
my cell phone contacts list.
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Naturally.
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I know you won't
let me down though.
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Based on what you
said the other day,
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you must be
a puppet expert.
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You know, Gabe,
you look pretty sweaty.
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You should really
take your shirt off.
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Right?
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Aren't we all
thinking that?
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Later, ladies.
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We got to up
our game, girls.
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Did you hear that thing
he said about the stitches?
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Don't worry, Mabel,
your crew can handle it.
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How many eyes does
a face have again?
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I got it. I got it. Oh!
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I'm not okay.
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Ah!
Okay, I'm back on fabrication.
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Get me my lint roller.
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Oh, hey! You just said you were going to help me.
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Dipper, this sock crisis just
bumped up to a code argyle.
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The laptop can wait.
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Mabel,
do you seriously think
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that your random
crush of the week
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is more important
than uncovering
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the mysteries
of this town?
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You're obsessed.
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I'm obsessed?
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Look at you.
You look like a vampire.
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And not the hot kind.
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But you said you were
gonna help me today.
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Well, I can help
you with tickles.
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Okay, fine.
You know what?
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I'll do it on my own.
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Passwords, passwords.
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Mabel is useless.
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Oh, man.
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Too many
failed entries.
Huh?
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Initiate data erase
in 5 minutes.
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I'm gonna lose everything?
I only have one more try?
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Well, well, well.
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Someone's looking
desperate.
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I thought I told you
to leave me alone.
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I can help you, kid.
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You just need to hear
out my demands.
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Ugh!
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What crazy thing do
you want, anyway?
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To eat my soul?
To rip out my teeth?
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Are you gonna replace my eyes
with baby heads or something?
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Yeesh, kid, relax.
All I want is a puppet.
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A puppet?
What are you playing at?
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Everyone loves puppets.
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And it looks to me like
you've got a surplus.
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I don't know, man.
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Mabel worked
really hard on these.
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Seems to me one little puppet
is a small price to pay
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to learn all the secrets
of the universe.
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Besides, what's your sister
done for you lately?
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How many times have you
sacrificed for her, huh?
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And when has she ever
returned the favor?
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Tick tock, kid.
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Just one puppet?
Fine.
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So what puppet are
you gonna pick anyway?
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Hmm, let's see.
Eenie meenie mynee...
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You.
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What?
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What?
This can't be happening.
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What did you
do to my body?
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Sorry, kid, but
you're my puppet now.
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Oh, my gosh. This can't be happening.
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This can't be happening!
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Man it is been so long since I've
been having in a body!
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Pain is hilarious!
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And two eyes? This thing's deluxe!
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I don't understand!
Why are you doing this?
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I thought we had a deal!
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Look kid, you've been getting way too
close to figuring out some major answers.
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I've got big plans coming and I
don't need you getting in my way!
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Destroying that laptop was a cinch,
now I just need to destroy your journal!
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00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,326
Race you to the bottom of the stairs!
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00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,300
Hey.
Human soda.
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00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:17,236
I'm gonna drink
it like a person.
258
00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:22,039
So where do you keep
that journal anyway?
259
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,407
It's got to be around
here somewhere.
260
00:12:24,408 --> 00:12:26,075
Boy, these arms are durable.
261
00:12:26,074 --> 00:12:27,074
I've hidden it! Somewhere
262
00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,244
you'll never find it
in a million years.
263
00:12:29,242 --> 00:12:30,242
Hey Dipper!
264
00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:31,911
I borrowed your journal
to use as a prop in the show.
265
00:12:31,911 --> 00:12:32,911
I hope you don't mind,
266
00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:34,113
I'm gonna go before you
process this sentence.
267
00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:35,481
Okay, bye!
268
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:40,119
Sure, sounds great, sister.
I'll see you at the show.
269
00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:41,618
Wait.
No, Mabel, don't listen to him.
270
00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:42,888
That's not me.
271
00:12:43,921 --> 00:12:44,921
You've got to hear me.
272
00:12:44,923 --> 00:12:46,189
No, no. Wait. Stop!
273
00:12:48,157 --> 00:12:50,292
Ha, welcome
to the mindscape, kid.
274
00:12:50,294 --> 00:12:52,861
Without a vessel to possess,
you're basically a ghost.
275
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,226
Oh, hi, Dipper.
There you are.
276
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:55,463
What up, dude?
277
00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:56,563
Soos. Wendy.
Help me.
278
00:12:56,565 --> 00:12:59,532
We're headed
to the theater.
Need a ride, Dipper?
279
00:12:59,534 --> 00:13:01,634
Anything for you, Red.
280
00:13:01,634 --> 00:13:03,134
I'm gonna stop you, Bill.
281
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:05,202
I'm gonna find that
journal before you do
282
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,638
and I'm gonna stop you!
283
00:13:06,638 --> 00:13:11,875
But how can you stop
me if you don't exist?
284
00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:21,616
Bill?
Bill!
285
00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:24,349
Got to get my body back before
he does something crazy with it.
286
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,054
Ah, nothing like
the theater, huh, toots?
287
00:13:30,055 --> 00:13:31,354
Hey, Soos, want to hear
288
00:13:31,356 --> 00:13:32,889
the exact time and date
of your death?
289
00:13:33,891 --> 00:13:34,990
Okay.
290
00:13:34,991 --> 00:13:36,491
Hey, guys,
you all made it.
291
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,490
Are you kidding me?
292
00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:40,461
I would never miss
whatever this is.
293
00:13:40,461 --> 00:13:43,129
By the by, Mabel, where'd
you put my journal again?
294
00:13:43,131 --> 00:13:45,398
I used it as a prop
for the big wedding scene.
295
00:13:45,398 --> 00:13:47,131
I still need
a reverend though.
296
00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:49,034
Hey, what if I play
the reverend?
297
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,201
I mean, someone's got to
hold that journal, right?
298
00:13:51,204 --> 00:13:52,504
Great. Let's go.
299
00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:54,337
Oh, no, wait.
Mabel!
300
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,911
The show is about to begin.
301
00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:07,547
Please turn off
your cell phones,
302
00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:10,016
unless
you're texting me, cuties.
303
00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:17,120
Gather around
and let us sing
304
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:21,091
about a girl who had
almost everything.
305
00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:24,125
Look, it's Mabel.
306
00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:25,193
Hey there.
307
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:26,394
Did you say stable?
308
00:14:26,395 --> 00:14:28,028
No, he said Mabel.
309
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:30,030
Okay, hit it, boys!
310
00:14:30,031 --> 00:14:33,566
♪ Who's that girl
with the pig and the braces? ♪
311
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:37,169
♪ She put smiles
on everyone's faces ♪
312
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:40,438
♪ When she's around,
no, you're never bored ♪
313
00:14:40,439 --> 00:14:42,038
♪ I'm a mayor
314
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:44,106
♪ I'm here for an award
315
00:14:44,107 --> 00:14:45,673
♪ Thank you, mayor
316
00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:47,942
♪ It's true, I'm great
317
00:14:47,943 --> 00:14:53,079
♪ But the perfect girl
needs the perfect mate ♪
318
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,180
Hey, what's up?
I'm Gabe.
319
00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:58,783
So, hey, Grendo,
320
00:14:58,784 --> 00:15:01,084
where's that book prop I'm
using for the wedding scene?
321
00:15:01,086 --> 00:15:02,519
It's up in the wedding cake.
322
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,320
But that doesn't come
down until Act 3.
323
00:15:04,323 --> 00:15:06,190
So hold your horses.
324
00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:10,124
Oh, I'll hold my horses.
I'll hold them.
325
00:15:10,127 --> 00:15:11,426
You monster.
326
00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:14,461
Hey, listen.
Have you seen Mabel?
327
00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:16,128
Hmm.
328
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,297
What did Bill say?
329
00:15:17,298 --> 00:15:19,331
I can't be heard
without a vessel?
330
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,033
Where would I find a...
331
00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:25,502
Finally we're together.
332
00:15:25,504 --> 00:15:30,173
I'm sorry, Mabel, but I have
to go fight in the war.
333
00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:39,579
I'll wait for you, Gabe.
334
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:41,080
I'll wait for you.
335
00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:44,149
Our intermission
has begun.
336
00:15:44,149 --> 00:15:45,248
Mill about.
337
00:15:46,585 --> 00:15:49,319
Ooh!
Okay, you can do this, Mabel.
338
00:15:49,321 --> 00:15:51,654
Only 36 more musical numbers.
339
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,523
Psst.
Mabel.
340
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,102
It's come to life!
341
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:02,027
The puppet books
didn't warn me about this.
342
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:06,066
Mabel, it's me, Dipper.
You need to help me.
343
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:08,133
Wait, what?
Dipper?
344
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:12,035
But you're so much more
of a sock than usual.
345
00:16:12,036 --> 00:16:13,769
Mabel, you have to listen.
Bill tricked me.
346
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:16,238
He stole my body and now
he's after the journal.
347
00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:18,539
You have to find the journal
before Bill destroys it.
348
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:21,008
It's the only hope
to get me back in my body.
349
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,776
But my cue's
coming up any minute.
350
00:16:22,777 --> 00:16:25,178
Hey, Mabel,
do you have a moment?
351
00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:26,179
Gabe!
352
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:29,213
Ow!
Mabel.
353
00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:32,048
Mabel, it's clear to me now
that you really love puppets.
354
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,483
I mean you went whole hog.
355
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:35,384
And if you stick
the ending, well,
356
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,519
maybe later you could
join me for a biscotti?
357
00:16:38,554 --> 00:16:41,355
You drive a biscotti?
358
00:16:41,358 --> 00:16:42,624
I'll be waiting.
359
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:46,127
Did you hear that?
He loves it!
360
00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:48,027
This play
has to be flawless.
361
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:49,794
Can't we wait
until after the show?
362
00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:52,797
Mabel, you want me to be
a sock puppet forever?
363
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,799
I'm sorry.
364
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:57,100
It looks funny
when you're mad.
365
00:16:58,508 --> 00:16:59,098
Okay, okay, okay.
366
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:03,740
Just take over for me until
I get back with the book.
367
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:06,107
Little puppet face.
368
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,042
Gabe, you're back
from the war.
369
00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:12,111
Want to kiss and sing
at the same time?
370
00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:13,479
Okay.
371
00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:17,347
Seriously?
372
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:28,357
Come on.
Come on.
373
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,426
I hope this kiss never ends.
374
00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:38,830
There must be a way to
get Dipper's body back.
375
00:17:38,831 --> 00:17:41,666
Oh-oh, but why would
you want to do that?
376
00:17:44,368 --> 00:17:46,802
Bill-Dipper!
Bipper.
377
00:17:46,803 --> 00:17:48,069
Shh.
378
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,203
You wouldn't
want to ruin the show.
379
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,372
Whoops.
380
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,572
It's slipping.
381
00:17:53,577 --> 00:17:55,276
How's about you
hand that book over?
382
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,741
No way.
This is Dipper's.
383
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:57,843
I'd never give it away.
384
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:58,877
Hmm.
385
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:00,278
You didn't seem
to have a problem
386
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,580
taking it for your own play.
387
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,180
Or ditching him
when he needed you.
388
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,115
So come to your senses.
389
00:18:05,116 --> 00:18:06,749
Give me the book
or your play is ruined.
390
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,353
There it is.
391
00:18:10,353 --> 00:18:12,119
I mean, who would
sacrifice everything
392
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:14,256
they've worked for just
for their dumb sibling?
393
00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:16,490
Dipper would.
394
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:17,489
Eh?
395
00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:18,759
Oh!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
396
00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:20,159
I'm giving you away.
397
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,093
You are a woman now.
398
00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:24,262
Waddles, the rings.
399
00:18:24,264 --> 00:18:25,363
Wait, what?
400
00:18:26,597 --> 00:18:27,663
Oh, no.
401
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:33,369
Get out of my brother's body,
you evil triangle!
402
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:35,370
Whoa!
Children fighting.
403
00:18:35,372 --> 00:18:36,705
I can sell this.
404
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:40,139
Aah!
You can't stop me.
405
00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:43,142
I am a being of pure energy
with no weakness.
406
00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:46,812
True, but you're
in Dipper's body.
407
00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:49,280
And I know
all his weaknesses.
408
00:18:49,282 --> 00:18:50,448
What do you mean
"his--?"
409
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:51,449
Tickle, tickle.
410
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,516
Aah!
Body spasms.
411
00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:56,685
What are these?
412
00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:58,419
A little note
about the human body.
413
00:18:58,421 --> 00:19:00,955
You haven't slept
in over 24 hours.
414
00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:02,420
Also,
I got a full night's sleep
415
00:19:02,424 --> 00:19:04,591
and I'm on four
mega shots of Mabel juice.
416
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:07,426
What is this feeling?
417
00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:09,727
My body is burning.
418
00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:12,229
I can't move
these stupid noodle legs.
419
00:19:12,229 --> 00:19:14,529
Curse you,
useless flesh sticks.
420
00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:16,865
Body shutting down,
421
00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:18,834
must scratch,
422
00:19:18,835 --> 00:19:20,501
mosquito bites.
423
00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:28,141
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Hey!
424
00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:32,143
What?
425
00:19:32,144 --> 00:19:33,143
Yes!
426
00:19:33,145 --> 00:19:34,578
I'm in my own body
427
00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:38,247
and it's just as
underwhelming as I remember.
428
00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:40,347
Everything hurts.
429
00:19:44,152 --> 00:19:46,854
This isn't the last
you'll hear of me.
430
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,355
Big things are coming.
431
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,821
You can't stop me.
432
00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:51,457
I'm sorry, Gabe.
433
00:20:20,944 --> 00:20:22,545
Don't worry.
434
00:20:22,549 --> 00:20:24,883
I've seen enough movies
to know this is the part
435
00:20:24,882 --> 00:20:25,882
where the audience thinks
436
00:20:25,881 --> 00:20:28,649
it was all part of the show
and loves it.
437
00:20:28,651 --> 00:20:30,484
Cue applause!
438
00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:39,657
Gabe!
439
00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:41,592
Stick around
for the wrap party?
440
00:20:41,594 --> 00:20:43,594
We got mini quiches.
441
00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:45,529
Don't speak to me, Mabel.
442
00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:47,798
You've made a mockery
of my art form.
443
00:20:47,797 --> 00:20:49,263
Let's go, my loves.
444
00:20:51,702 --> 00:20:53,935
Did he just make out
with his puppets?
445
00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:56,638
I might have dodged
a bullet there.
446
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,541
Mabel,
I'm sorry about all this.
447
00:21:02,543 --> 00:21:04,476
It's my fault
your puppets got ruined.
448
00:21:04,477 --> 00:21:06,243
Well,
one of them survived.
449
00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:08,212
And she has something
to say to you.
450
00:21:08,212 --> 00:21:10,312
I'm sorry, Dipper.
451
00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:13,717
I spent all week
obsessing over a dumb guy.
452
00:21:13,716 --> 00:21:17,417
But the dumb guy I should
have cared about was you.
453
00:21:18,419 --> 00:21:20,252
Mystery twins.
454
00:21:20,255 --> 00:21:21,722
Mystery twins.
455
00:21:23,223 --> 00:21:24,889
What did
Bill do to my hand?
456
00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:27,758
Nothing
a little sleep can't fix.
457
00:21:27,761 --> 00:21:30,895
Come on, bro bro,
let's go home.
458
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,694
Seriously, I need to
go to the hospital.
459
00:21:32,697 --> 00:21:34,363
Hey, Dipper.
460
00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:37,733
What did one sock puppet say
to the other sock puppet?
461
00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:38,766
I don't know, Mabel.
462
00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:39,834
What?
463
00:21:39,835 --> 00:21:42,702
You look like
you could use a hand.
464
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,740
That joke
was really something.
465
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,942
Yeah, something terrible.
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