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♪ Ta dum, locking up ♪
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Shoo, possum, shoo.
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Git, McGucket, git!
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♪ Ta dum, ta dum ♪
Good night, diner.
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Good night, trees.
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Good night, tiny men stealing my pie.
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Wait. What?!
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Lift with your knees. No, your knees.
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If I go one more hour without eating,
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I'm gonna resort to cannibalism.
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Ma'am.
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Little magic men.
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What does it mean? What do I do?
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Yes, hi.
I'd like to report something.
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I'm at greasey's diner.
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You won't believe what I've witnessed.
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It's unbelievable.
It's indescribable.
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It's...
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It is unseen.
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Well, back to pie.
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I was this close to eating you, Steve.
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2x07 - "Society of the Blind Eye"
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All right, author, who are you?
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Who are...
Bleccch!
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Not again.
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Hey, bro-bro, look what I got.
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Yay, a filthy green bottle.
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It's a bottle message
from Mermando, remember?
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He was part fish, part shirtless guy.
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What if he wants
to get back together?
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- I wouldn't get your hopes up, Mabel.
- Too late. Hopes are way, way up!
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"Dear Mabel..."
So far so good.
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"it is with a heavy heart..."
So far, so good.
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"that I must inform you,
I'm getting married"?!
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And there it is.
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"In order to prevent
an undersea civil war,
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arranged wedding,
Queen of the Manatees..."
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And she's so beautiful.
This can't be happening.
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Oh, Mabel, you'll get
over him eventually.
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You don't understand, Dipper.
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On my first day here, I made
this page for summer romances.
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Look at my luck.
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Turned out to be gnomes, child psycho,
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made out with his own hands.
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And now...
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I wish I could just
forget about them forever.
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Hey, if it's any consolation,
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my summer mission isn't
a huge success either.
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I'm still trying to find
the author of this journal.
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With his laptop smashed,
I've lost any lead in finding him.
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Wait a minute.
Dipper, look!
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- Through your bottle?
- Just do it.
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"McGucket Labs."
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Wait. Old man McGucket?
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- Dipper, you don't think...
- It couldn't be...
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Doesn't make any sense, unless...
this matches with this.
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This goes over here.
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And then the name...
so that would mean
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Old man McGucket wrote the journal?!
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♪ Am I blanchin', girl, we blanchin' ♪
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♪ I live up in a mansion ♪
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♪ Am I blanchin', girl, we blanchin' ♪
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♪ I live up in a mansion ♪
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Ugh! I can't get that
terrible song out of my head.
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Oh, you mean "Straight blanchin' "
by Li'l Big Dawg?
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It's the catchiest song of the summer.
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What is blanchin'?
Rappers can't just make up words.
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Rappers are visionaries, Wendy.
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If they told me to eat my
own pants, I would do it.
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♪ Eat your own pants,
eat your own pants ♪
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I guess I have no choice.
Ta-ta-da.
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Wendy, Soos, we need to
go see old man McGucket.
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- We'll explain on the way.
- Gah!
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Hey, what about work?
Kids!
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Why is Soos eating his own pants?
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Old man McGucket, are you here?
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Here, hillbilly, billy, billy, billy.
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Took an hour to think of
this, but it was worth it.
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Ha!
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Get outta here, you salt lickin',
hornswagglin'...
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Mcsuckit.
They got me good.
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Visitors!
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Come, come.
Pull up some rusty metal.
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You're just in time for my
hourly turf war with the hillbilly
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what lives in my mirror.
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Quit starin' at me when I bathe!
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You can drop the act, McGucket.
I know you're the author.
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You studied the mysteries of
this town and wrote this book.
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Dude, you're the genius Dipper's
been searching for all summer.
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Uh, genius?
I'm no genius.
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I never done nothin'
worthwhile in my life.
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Everyone knows I'm no good to nobody.
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I can't remember what I used to be,
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but I must've been a big
failure to end up like this.
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But the laptop has your name on it.
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What about this book?
Are you sure you didn't write it?
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- Here, look closely.
- I told you, I don't recall.
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Everything before 1982 is
just a blur. Just a hazy...
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The blind eye!
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Robes. The men. My mind.
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- They did something.
- Who did?
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I... oh, I don't recall.
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Oh, you poor old man.
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No wonder your mind's
all...
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You've been through something intense.
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What if McGucket learned something
he wasn't supposed to know,
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and someone, or something,
messed with his mind?
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We've got to get to the bottom of this.
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Think, dude. What is the
earliest thing you can remember?
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Uh, this is, I think.
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The history museum.
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That's where we're going.
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♪ Am I blanchin', girl, we blanchin' ♪
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Ugh, Soos!
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Ugh!!
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I'll buy you a new one.
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Hello? Anyone here?
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All right, keep your eyes peeled
for anything suspicious.
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Mabel, are you okay?
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You just walked by a
cat without petting it.
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Oh, Wendy, everything I look at
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reminds me of my failed romances.
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That formaldehyde heart.
That romantic diorama.
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Even this poster of my
most recent ex-crush.
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- Aw, come on!
- So your last memory was here.
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- Anything coming back?
- Guys, look!
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Hey, who's there?
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Well, kettle my corn.
He vanish-ified.
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It doesn't make sense.
Where did he go?
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I feel like all these eyeballs
are a-watchin' me.
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Wait.
They are.
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Move aside.
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- Jackpot!
- A secret passageway.
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We'll have to be stealthy.
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I'll hambone a message
if there's trouble.
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I have no idea what that means.
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Who is the subject of our meeting?
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This woman.
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Lazy Susan?
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What is it that you have seen?
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Speak!
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Uh, well, uh, I was leaving the diner,
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and I saw these little bearded doodads,
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and I was, like, "whaaaa?"
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There, there.
You won't be "like whaaaa"
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for much longer.
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What is that gizmo?
It looks like a hair dryer.
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Are you guys barbers?
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Lazy Susan, what do you
know of little bearded men?
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My mind is clear, thanks to
the Society of the blind eye.
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It is unseen.
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Oh, my gosh.
They erased lazy Susan's memory.
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Guys, are you seeing this?
They just wiped lazy Susan's memory.
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They should've wiped
off that awful mascara.
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I think she looks beautiful.
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She's doing the best she can, Soos.
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Whoa, touched a nerve there.
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Lazy Susan, how do you feel?
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I feel great!
I can't even remember what was wrong,
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or what I'm doing here,
or if I'm a man or a woman.
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Your memories will be safe with us,
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buried in the hall of the forgotten.
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Into the hall of the forgotten.
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Into the hall of the forgotten.
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Good chanting, boys.
Have you been practicing?
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Meeting adjourned.
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- Unsee you later.
- Oh. Unsee you later.
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- Unsee you later.
- Unsee you later.
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Amazing.
A secret society of evil mind erasers.
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I'll bet they erased your
memory a long time ago.
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If we could find where your
memories have been hidden,
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it could be the key to unlocking
all the mysteries of Gravity Falls.
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All right, Mabel,
Wendy, you two stay here
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and make sure those robe
guys don't come back.
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- Whooo! Girls club.
- Soos, you, me, and McGucket
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are gonna go find the
hall of the forgotten.
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Whoa!
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Follow that hat!
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Halt! Is someone there?
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Aah! What do we do?
Where do we go?
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Man, these are really poorly made.
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I could've sworn I heard someone.
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Probably just the janitor
kissing that wax settler woman again.
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Woof! Remind me to erase
that from my memory.
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- Whew!
- There it is. Hurry!
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Whoa!
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Honey fogelin', salt
lickin' skullduggery.
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Man, you have got to teach me
some of those old-man swear words.
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I just don't get it, Wendy.
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I hug a lot, I can burp the alphabet,
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I have scratch and sniff clothing.
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- Why does every boy leave me?
- Pfft, who cares? Boys are the worst.
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You shouldn't get hung up, man.
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Maybe I come on too strong, you know?
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Well, what's your opener?
Pretend I'm a boy.
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Mmm, testosterone.
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Hi. I'm Mabel!
I'm 12 and own a pig!
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Wanna get married?!
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Honestly? That was perfect.
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You should just forget about guys, man.
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Wendy, that's it.
"Forget about guys."
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I just need to type "summer
romances" into this thing,
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and I won't feel bad about them anymore.
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Whoa, hold up, Mabel. We don't
even know what that thing does.
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You could accidentally erase, like,
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learning to read or breathe or...
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Or one of those terrible summer songs
you can't get out of your head?
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Look at all these tubes.
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People must've been getting their
memories erased all over town.
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Whoa, look at this.
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Yes, Robbie, what is
it that you have seen?
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So I was attacked by
this magic kung fu guy
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that was throwing, like,
balls of fire at me.
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- I kicked his butt, though.
- Robbie, speak honestly.
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I was saved by a 12-year-old.
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Why are they erasing people's memories?
I still don't get it.
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Looky, fellers.
It's those words what people call me.
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Oh, dude, your memories.
We did it.
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Grabby grabby.
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I got it!
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I don't know, Mabel. Are you
really sure this is a good idea?
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All ideas are good ideas.
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Do you hear that?
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The alarm in my brain
is a-aingin' again. Ah!
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Halt! Who's there?
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- Oh, no!
- Run.
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This way!
Get back here!
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Oh, you've really tarred
it up now, fiddleford.
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This is all your fault.
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Why does my beard have a bandage?
Does that even make sense?
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Why has no one pointed that out?
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Okay, I think we're safe.
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We playing "guess who"?
Dude, I know it's you, Dipper.
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Such big, strong hands.
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You shouldn't have come here.
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We do not give up our secrets lightly.
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- Who are you bathrobe-wearing freaks?
- Why are you doing this?
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What's with your creepy British accent?
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Well, I suppose we are going
to erase your minds anyway.
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Toby Determined?
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- Bud Gleeful?
- That farmer guy?
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Creepy dude who married a woodpecker?
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You, too? How's that
marriage goin', by the way?
247
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Oh, great, great.
248
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Not great.
249
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And you've never met me before.
250
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,336
And if you had, you wouldn't remember.
251
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I am Blind Ivan,
252
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and we are
the Society of the blind eye.
253
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Formed many years ago by our founder...
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00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,515
our founder... does
anyone remember who he was?
255
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,352
We've been usin' that ray on
our own brains an awful lot.
256
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,921
Why would you do all this?
What do you have to gain?
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00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,857
As you have no doubt discovered,
258
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,658
Gravity Falls is a town plagued
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00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,794
with supernatural strangeness.
260
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,763
No one knew how to stop the
things that went bump in the night,
261
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:29,467
so our founder invented
the next best thing...
262
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,469
a way for us to forget.
263
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:35,106
We took it upon ourselves to
help the troubled townsfolk
264
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,443
by erasing the memories of the
strange things they've seen.
265
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,478
Now the people of Gravity Falls
266
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,515
go about their lives ignorant
and happy, thanks to us.
267
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:48,119
And as a perk, we help ourselves
forget things that trouble us.
268
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,521
Everyone has something
they'd rather forget.
269
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,559
In fact, your own sister was
about to use that ray on herself.
270
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,526
Isn't that right?
271
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:59,931
- Mabel? Seriously?
- Maybe...
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00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,566
Don't you see? This is ruining lives.
273
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,568
What about old man McGucket?
274
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,604
He lives in a hut and talks
to animals, thanks to you.
275
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Don't you feel bad about that?
276
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,841
Mmm, maybe a little.
277
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,844
But not anymore.
278
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,680
You won't be telling anyone
else what you've learned here.
279
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,750
Say good-bye to your summer.
280
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,952
Huh. Guys, if we're
gonna forget everything,
281
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,054
I got some stuff I
wanna get off my chest.
282
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,523
Mabel, for half the summer,
I thought your name was Maple,
283
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,759
like the syrup.
No one corrected me.
284
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,161
I only love some of my stuffed animals,
285
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,563
and the guilt is killing me!
286
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,667
Sometimes I use big words and I
don't actually know what they mean.
287
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:37,735
I mean, I'm supposed
to be the smart guy.
288
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,537
If I'm not the smart guy, who am I?
289
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:43,007
Okay, I'm not actually laid back.
I'm stressed, like, 24/7.
290
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,542
Have you met my family?
291
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,982
Oh, stop being a bunch of babies.
292
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,618
Owie!
293
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,787
McGucket?!
294
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,222
I raided the mining display for weapons.
295
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,525
Now fight like a hillbilly, fellers.
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00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,963
Nobody better mess.
297
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,466
They know too much.
Don't let them escape!
298
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,969
Get this song outta your head.
299
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,738
Dysentery's gonna get you, dawg.
300
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,507
I gotta get the memory tube.
301
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,475
Oh, no, you don't.
302
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,428
Mabel, catch.
303
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,249
I'll take that, thank you.
304
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,951
Give it up, boy.
305
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,174
You're no match for the
unstoppable power of... Ah!
306
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,157
That's right, I don't
wear nothin' under my robe.
307
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,159
Not gonna apologize for that.
308
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,562
Maybe y'all should apologize
for bein' a bunch of prudes.
309
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,696
Eww!!
310
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,865
Well, time to erase that forever.
311
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,234
- Give me that tube.
- Never!
312
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,107
That memory belongs to McGucket.
313
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,509
The society's secrets belong to us.
314
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,683
End of the line.
315
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,319
By tomorrow, this will
all seem like a bad dream.
316
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,289
Say good-bye to your precious memories.
317
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,527
No!!
318
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:14,198
McGucket, you took a bullet for me.
319
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,701
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
320
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,569
Okay as I'll ever be.
321
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,771
What?
322
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:24,242
Why... isn't... this... working?
323
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,844
Hit me with your best shot, baldy.
324
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,547
My mind's been gone for 30-odd years.
325
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,283
You can't break what's already broken.
326
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,677
Say good night, Sally.
327
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,165
Unhand us!
328
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,667
It isn't so fun being tied up, is it?
329
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,836
- Hey, wanna draw on their faces?
- What?
330
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,572
- Tra-la-la...
- Hey, stop that!
331
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:56,841
That's not funny.
332
00:17:56,843 --> 00:18:00,011
- It's pretty funny.
- It's, like, objectively funny.
333
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:04,649
We'll have our revenge.
We'll never forget what you've done.
334
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,985
Oh, I think you just might.
Say cheese.
335
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,593
Thanks for visiting the museum
for gold miner appreciation night.
336
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,096
Be sure to tip the gold
miner on your way out.
337
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:22,166
I'm sorry, but what's my name?
Where am I?
338
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,669
Oh, might have overdone that one.
339
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,305
Your name is Toot-toot McBumbersnazzle.
340
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:31,342
You're a traveling banjo minstrel,
with a song in your heart
341
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,144
and funny tattoos on your head.
342
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:37,348
Yes, I am Toot-toot
McBumbersnazzle. Cheers!
343
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,283
♪ Toot-toot is my name ♪
344
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:43,788
All right, McGucket.
Are you ready to see your memories?
345
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,022
Find out who you really are?
346
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:48,993
I'm not so sure.
What if I don't like what I see?
347
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,395
We've come all this way. Go on.
348
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,937
My name is
Fiddleford Hadron McGucket,
349
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,839
and I wish to unsee what I have seen.
350
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,475
Sweet sarsaparilla.
351
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,411
For the past year, I have
been working as an assistant
352
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,913
for a visiting researcher.
353
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,815
He has been cataloguing his findings
354
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,750
about Gravity Falls in
a series of journals.
355
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,254
I helped him build a machine
which he believed had the potential
356
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,656
to benefit all mankind,
but something went wrong.
357
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,393
I decided to quit the project.
But I lie awake at night,
358
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,428
haunted by the thoughts
of what I've done.
359
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,182
I believe I have invented a
machine that can permanently
360
00:19:27,183 --> 00:19:29,934
erase these memories from
my mind. Test subject one.
361
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,336
Fiddleford.
362
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,006
It worked!
I can't recall a thing.
363
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,341
I call it the society of the blind eye.
364
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:41,145
We will help those who want to
forget by erasing their bad memories.
365
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,247
Today, I came across
a colony of little men.
366
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:47,151
Very disturbing.
I would like to forget seeing this.
367
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,387
I accidentally hit
another car in town today.
368
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,355
I feel terri-bibble.
Terrible.
369
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,758
I've been forgetting words lately.
370
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,826
I wonder if there are any
negative side effects...
371
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:59,163
I saw something in the
lake, something big!
372
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:03,067
My hair's been a-fallin' out, so
I got this hat from a scarecrow.
373
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,869
Hey, are my pants on backwards?
374
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,848
Oh, McGucket. I'm so sorry.
375
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,286
Aw, hush. You kids helped me get my
376
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,321
memories back, just like you said.
377
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:26,324
But did you want those memories back?
378
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,460
After all these years,
I finally know who I am.
379
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,430
Maybe I messed up in the
past, but now that I seen
380
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,399
what happened, I can begin
to put myself together again.
381
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,325
_
382
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,204
Still don't know what that means.
383
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,306
So, wait, you weren't the
author, but you worked with him.
384
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,841
Do you remember who he was?
385
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:47,178
It's beginning to come back,
but I need more time.
386
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,314
And reading glasses. Heck!
387
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,516
I got some rememberin' to do.
388
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,785
So, Mabel, you still wanna erase
389
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,455
those failed summer romances?
390
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,263
You know, no one likes
having bad memories,
391
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:09,267
but maybe it's better to remember
the bad things and learn from them
392
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,136
than to go all denial
crazy trying to forget.
393
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,338
That's some mature
junk right there, Mabel.
394
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,407
Yep. Miss mature.
That's me.
395
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,276
Hey, you wanna help me
vandalize this picture
396
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,078
- of my jerky ex-crush?
- Ooh, yeah!
397
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,180
Wait, let's give him buck teeth.
398
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,263
Hey, you know what?
399
00:21:27,264 --> 00:21:29,553
Going on this big adventure
actually made me get
400
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,290
- that stupid song out of my head.
- Nice.
401
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:36,260
- # Am I blanchin', girl, we blanchin' #
- Oh, come on!
402
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,796
It's all so familiar.
403
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,499
It's almost like I can remember.
404
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,202
All right, you're getting closer.
405
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,874
Every day, it's getting stronger.
406
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,211
Yes! Ah!
407
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,381
I don't care if it's dangerous.
408
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,916
I don't care how long it takes.
409
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:03,087
I'm gonna pull this off, and
no one's gonna get in my way.
410
00:22:03,938 --> 00:22:06,771
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