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Hi, handsome.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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You slept here.
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- Oh, I spent the night?
- You did.
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- We got to do
less of these sleepovers.
- Why?
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Because it makes us think
that we're boyfriends again.
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And that means--
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It's a sleepover.
It's fine, baby.
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Don't call me "baby."
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Call me "Evan."
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- I'm Evan.
- You're not just "Evan" to me.
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You're "baby," you're my baby.
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We just let ourselves float
back into being boyfriends.
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- Where is the hole?
- It's there...
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And we're gonna
be boyfriends again,
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and then guess what's
gonna have to happen--
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we're gonna have to
break up again.
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- You're good.
- Thank you.
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You're not gonna be able
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to find a real relationship
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if we keep doing this.
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I can't just be complacent
in my own life.
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Shut up, rude. Being with me
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is the only exciting part
of your life, remember that.
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You are very interesting.
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Do you have a clean toothbrush?
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I don't want to use yours again.
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Baby, I literally spat
in your mouth last night.
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Remember?
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That's different bacteria.
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You remember.
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Don't go.
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Let me give you head.
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I have to go.
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Wait. Kiss.
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Hello?
I love being your boyfriend.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road ♪
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♪♪ That I must travel ♪
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♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway... ♪
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Siri, text Malcolm.
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"No, I don't have
your Apple Watch.
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"I don't know when you would've
even left that at my place.
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I'm always at your place,
honestly--"
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Wha-- Mr. Marquez, no--
What the fuck?
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Yo, what? Chill, queen.
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Put your phones
on silent. Get down.
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Is this gay panic?
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Lay flat, lay flat.
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Lay flat. What are you doing?!
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What are you doing?
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Mr. Marquez,
that's not a shooting.
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It's gun club.
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- What?
- Chill the F out.
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Gun club?
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Yeah, Coach Hillridge
started that shit back up.
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Why is...?
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Why is there a gun club?
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To...
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shoot guns?
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You should change that shirt.
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I have a crop top in my locker.
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Do you want it?
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♪♪ My heart is old ♪
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♪♪ It holds my memories ♪
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♪♪ My body burns
a gem-like flame... ♪
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Fire! Fire!
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Barrels down.
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♪♪ Soft machine
is where I find my-- ♪
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We have to talk about the list.
Have you seen the list?
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No, but whatever that is, I have
something way more important.
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Gwen, I thought
I was gonna die this morning.
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Is it the tonsil?
It's getting bigger.
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I'm sorry.
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- Let me look, let me see.
- No... it's not that.
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- Gun-- I heard gunshots.
- Oh, wait.
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- Markie--
- He shot people?
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He's shooting people?
He's hunting people?
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- No.
- Evan, Gwen,
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please with the distractions.
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I'm low blood sugar right now.
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- Do you need an apple?
- Psst.
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Ev, do you need a shirt?
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I got some at home.
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I have shirts at home, too.
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Okay, so,
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if you have any more ideas
to contribute,
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just talk to Lacey by 4:00 p.m.
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on Friday or forever
hold your peace.
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And that is the last item
on my godforsaken agenda.
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Okay, anything else? No?
Thank you, great. All right--
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Hi! Hello.
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No, Evan, no, please,
we're already running late.
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This morning I was
involved in a shooting.
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- What?
- At least I thought
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it was a shooting, okay?
It was actually
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Markie's new gun club.
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My life flashed before my eyes.
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To hear the sound of gunshots
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in a school environment
in this day and age--
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Are you gonna say triggered?
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Thank you, Evan, for expressing
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your feelings about this.
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We all understand,
we all hear you.
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I thought
I was gonna die at work.
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Do you guys fucking get it?
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People are being
gunned down in America
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- every day...
- Yes.
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...and I thought
it was gonna be us today.
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Okay, it felt so real.
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We need to shut
this gun club down.
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Not happening, buddy, seriously.
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The firearms safety program,
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it was shut down
in the dark days of '99, okay?
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I am not about to let it
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- get railroaded again.
- Okay, fine. So actually
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we can just wait for
one of your little gun protégés
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to walk through that door
with a semiautomatic--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, that is not--
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Evan, it's a firearm safety
program.
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Safety.
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It's designed to protect, man.
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It's all about
teaching these kids
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how to do the right thing
with these guns
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that are already out there.
This is Texas.
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I-I can't even believe other
people are okay with this.
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You all support this?
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It's not a democracy!
It doesn't matter who's okay
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with it
and who's not okay with it.
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What matters is
that it is legal and it's
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school board approved and that
is the end of this conversation.
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And for God's sakes,
change your fucking shirt.
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I'm so sorry, I didn't mean
to use the f-word.
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I'm so sorry. Please, Gwen.
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Can I have that apple now,
please, all right?
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Dismissed, go.
Inspire young minds, please.
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Oh, my God, I got to go.
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My mom and dad are
getting back together.
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- Marquez? Evan?
- What?
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Are you serious in there, man?
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Every time I try
and do something important
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at this school,
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it's like you want
to get it shut down.
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I can't even talk to you
about this, Markie.
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This is not a discussion.
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This is not some cute thing
that you're doing wrong.
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- This is people's lives.
- Well, hold on, man.
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You're hot and bothered
right now.
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And where do
the false equivalencies
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- end with you?
- Where did you learn
that expression?
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I'm doing, like,
a Harvard Extension
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- online thing, I'm--
- I'm so impressed!
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I did UT online. I'm so in debt.
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There's no false equivalency,
Markie. A gun is a gun.
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You give a kid a gun,
you're giving a kid a gun.
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And now everybody
actually thinks
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you're a piece of shit, so...
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You are adorable
when you're angry.
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I am giving them an education.
I'm an educator, okay?
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Save this activist thing
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- for Facebook.
- Nobody's on Facebook, Markie.
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How old are you?
I'm shutting it down.
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I'm your age.
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No, you're not!
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Can we talk about the list now?
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There's a list online
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of the hottest teachers ranked.
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What?
And what, you're number one?
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- I'm 26.
- What?
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- That's crazy. You're so hot.
- Yeah.
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You must be reading it ba--
Maybe 26 is the highest number.
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No, I know. No, but I'm not
reading it wrong. I'm 26th.
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It's insane, I'm going insane.
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- Where did you find this?
- The student Discord.
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Rick texted it to me.
He's on there under,
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- like, a fake student name...
- He should not be doing that.
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- Anyway I'm just
shutting it down.
- You're gonna shut it down
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- 'cause you're low on the list.
- No, for feminist reasons.
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This is terrible.
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Not because you're number 26?
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No, why would I care
about that?!
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How do you shut down a list
that you're not even supposed
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- to know about?
- No, that's the question now.
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Listen, this gun stuff,
I'm serious.
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Like, you, me,
all of these kids,
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we could be dead right now.
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34 years old, that would be it.
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Yeah, I switched to saying
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I'm 32 recently, but yeah.
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I'm not just watching this stuff
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happen on the news anymore, okay?
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I'm not gonna be a statistic.
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I'm doing something about this.
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Wow, that's good. You say that,
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and I'm, like, I'm on your side.
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I'm not gonna let you guys
become statistics.
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I'm doing something about this.
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Yeah, I'm gonna do something
about this dick.
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That's what you got out of that,
Frank? Come on, man.
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I mean, it's a gun safety
course, Mr. Marquez.
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You think
shutting that down's gonna
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do anything about gun violence?
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- It's the principle of it.
- He's trying to take a stand.
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I am taking a stand, Jeff.
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I'm taking a stand, okay?
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I don't care if you guys get it.
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Of course we get it.
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We've been doing drills
our entire lives.
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We're used to it.
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You shouldn't be used to it!
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That is so depressing.
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- It's not that depressing.
- Mr. Marquez,
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I'm with you.
I'm super anti-gun.
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Hartman,
we know you're anti-gun.
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Your parents are, like, hippies.
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They are, like,
anti-electricity.
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They're not anti-electricity,
they're pro-wind turbines.
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Look, I get that you guys
have gotten used to this,
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but you shouldn't be
used to it, okay?
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To me, if I grew up
in this environment,
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I would feel insane.
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Like, you are probably having
levels of cortisol
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in your body that you don't
even realize are there.
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What's cortisol?
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There's really nothing
we can do about it.
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It's like a...
it's like a shark attack.
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It's like a force of nature
kind of thing.
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It's not a force of nature.
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This is what I'm saying.
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This is a completely
preventable problem.
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But it's not preventable
if we can't get the government
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to do anything about it.
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The gun lobby's too powerful.
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They killed my stepdad.
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Oh, my God, Jeff, that's crazy.
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This is the kind of stuff
I'm talking about.
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Nah, I'm just playing with you,
but you know the vibes.
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Jeff, you have trauma.
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- From being so cool.
- Who said you're cool?
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I mean, safety-wise,
there's that one door
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that has metal detectors.
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Becca, nobody goes
through that door.
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You can't bring
metal through it.
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No, you can go through it,
it just beeps.
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I don't know, I just feel
like when I was your guys' age,
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like... if we wanted
to change something,
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we would do something about it,
we would speak truth to power,
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you know?
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Like, about what?
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Like, we would protest, like,
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Bush getting re-elected.
252
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We were trying to get
Kerry in office.
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Did it work?
254
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Oh, my God!
255
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I just thought of something.
I'm a genius.
256
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What if we did a protest?
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But, like, to show that
we disagree with the gun club.
258
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Right, well, that is what I've
been saying this whole time.
259
00:08:38,312 --> 00:08:40,483
- But, yes, sure.
- Okay, but if we're gonna
do a protest,
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it needs to be inside,
because my hair will get insane.
261
00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:46,195
Oh, my cousin just did
a drunk-driving protest
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00:08:46,195 --> 00:08:48,834
at her school, we could try
to do something like that.
263
00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:51,740
But I wouldn't know
how to organize that.
264
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What is it hard to organize?
265
00:08:53,142 --> 00:08:54,679
You guys are on all these
group chats, right?
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I'm not in any group chats.
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I'm a one-on-one guy.
268
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Dude, is this one of those
drunk-driving things?
269
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It's an "anti-getting killed
by guns" protest.
270
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The kids are making their voices
heard, I'm joining them.
271
00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:38,833
That's good, I'm so anti-death.
272
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So I'm, like, so on board.
273
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Ghosts, the duality
of life and death.
274
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Día de los Muertos.
275
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It's an anti-gun club protest.
276
00:09:46,147 --> 00:09:47,785
Oh, it's not reading like that.
277
00:09:47,785 --> 00:09:50,123
What is going on?
You look like Erin Brockovich.
278
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,093
- I always look like this.
- Lies.
279
00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:53,930
She's doing it
because of the list.
280
00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:56,602
No! But, seriously,
who is making that list?
281
00:09:56,602 --> 00:09:58,673
Right? Because we know
who is making the hot list.
282
00:09:58,673 --> 00:10:00,076
Who makes it?
283
00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:02,347
- Who is it?
- Um, I don't know.
284
00:10:02,347 --> 00:10:04,585
- Damn it.
- - Nobody knows who makes the list.
285
00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,794
- What the hell...
- Oh, God.
286
00:10:08,794 --> 00:10:10,864
...is this?
287
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Just a little protest.
Yeah, that's right.
288
00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:14,972
Some of the kids
in my program heard about
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00:10:14,972 --> 00:10:17,110
what y'all were up to,
and decided they wanted
290
00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,014
to make their voices known, too.
291
00:10:19,014 --> 00:10:21,017
You're doing a protest?
What are you protesting?
292
00:10:21,017 --> 00:10:23,522
Protesting y'all
for bullying us.
293
00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,293
- Bullying you?
- Yeah.
294
00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:27,029
Trying to bully us
out of having guns.
295
00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:29,100
If we can't have guns,
then we can't protect ourselves.
296
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,773
Protect yourselves
against what, Markie?
297
00:10:31,773 --> 00:10:33,643
People with guns.
298
00:10:33,643 --> 00:10:35,847
You're saying if you can't
protect yourself from guns,
299
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then you're dead,
so guns are the problem.
300
00:10:38,185 --> 00:10:40,122
If there were no guns,
there would be no problem.
301
00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:41,759
Are you starting to see that?
302
00:10:41,759 --> 00:10:43,329
I'm starting to see
that you're the problem.
303
00:10:43,329 --> 00:10:45,266
You don't understand
that we already live in a world
304
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,003
- where guns exist, Evan.
- Mr. Marquez, Coach Hillridge!
305
00:10:47,003 --> 00:10:48,574
We already live in a...
Guns are already here.
306
00:10:48,574 --> 00:10:49,943
Coach!
307
00:10:49,943 --> 00:10:52,413
- What?
- What?!
308
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:54,283
- What?!
- Let's go.
309
00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:55,955
Yeah, we're not even meeting
310
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,457
- on school grounds!
- You are promoting death.
311
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,729
- I am not promoting death.
- You are promoting death.
312
00:10:59,729 --> 00:11:01,231
Please, please,
just try to be civil.
313
00:11:01,231 --> 00:11:02,901
Civil, civil, civil.
314
00:11:02,901 --> 00:11:04,738
What does a gun do
other than kill people?
315
00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:06,208
Uh, protects people!
It protects people!
316
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,145
- From what?
- From people who are...
317
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,049
- From people who have guns...
- ...who don't know how to use--
318
00:11:10,049 --> 00:11:11,820
- ...to kill people!
- You know, Evan, man,
319
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:14,291
I'm trying to do
something for the kids.
320
00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:16,194
I'm trying to
give 'em a skill, a lesson.
321
00:11:16,194 --> 00:11:17,864
Yeah, but the problem is,
when you do something like that,
322
00:11:17,864 --> 00:11:19,935
it doesn't work
'cause you're an idiot.
323
00:11:27,016 --> 00:11:28,019
Markie, Markie,
324
00:11:28,019 --> 00:11:29,789
Markie, Markie, M-Markie.
325
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,026
Oh, God, Evan.
326
00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:34,865
Oh, God, I feel bad
for saying that.
327
00:11:34,865 --> 00:11:36,234
Look...
328
00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:39,274
...politically,
I agree with you.
329
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:40,510
You're anti-gun?
330
00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:42,648
Eh, you know. But, you know.
331
00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:43,950
See, I can't
track your politics.
332
00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:45,554
I do it on purpose.
333
00:11:45,554 --> 00:11:47,958
I can't. So you have to, mm.
334
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,762
Look, I can't do anything
about it.
335
00:11:49,762 --> 00:11:51,231
The-the rules are very clear,
336
00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:52,702
and, uh, I just have
to stay out of it
337
00:11:52,702 --> 00:11:54,304
in every possible way.
338
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:56,008
- I just have to.
- That's your favorite
thing to do.
339
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,076
Basically, yes.
340
00:11:57,076 --> 00:11:59,481
All right? So the club stays.
341
00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:01,586
Unless there's an active threat,
which there is not.
342
00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:03,189
What constitutes
an active threat?
343
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,692
Evan, do not do anything stupid.
344
00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:06,996
What? I wasn't even
thinking of doing anything.
345
00:12:06,996 --> 00:12:10,002
I'm literally asking,
what's an active threat?
346
00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:14,410
Now I'm thinking something.
347
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,460
Hello?
348
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,397
Crime and Punishment.
349
00:12:24,397 --> 00:12:27,070
An incredible book,
but what if that were you?
350
00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,240
What if you were Raskolnikov
351
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,044
and you could
get away with anything?
352
00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:32,715
We all have this
353
00:12:32,715 --> 00:12:36,121
voice inside of us that's kind
of dark and weird and scary,
354
00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:38,225
and society tells us to
push that down.
355
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,664
I say,
"Eff you, society." Right?
356
00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:41,933
We got to express ourselves.
357
00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,736
That's what
our friend Fyodor did.
358
00:12:43,736 --> 00:12:44,939
Worked out pretty well for him.
359
00:12:44,939 --> 00:12:46,809
And this book sold
a lot of copies.
360
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,013
Guys, this is
English class, okay?
361
00:12:49,013 --> 00:12:51,919
This is a safe space
for you to say anything,
362
00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:55,560
no matter how scary, how dark.
363
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,465
I want you, when you
write in here, to forget
364
00:12:58,465 --> 00:13:01,973
anything that anyone
reading this might think
365
00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:04,210
about what you're writing
and just write.
366
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:05,947
You're talking about
creative writing?
367
00:13:05,947 --> 00:13:07,685
Creative writing.
That's what we're doing.
368
00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:10,991
Three pages of creative writing,
and the subject is:
369
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,097
If you could get away
with any heinous act,
370
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,700
what would you do?
371
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,436
Really get into this one, guys.
372
00:13:17,436 --> 00:13:18,472
Go wild.
373
00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:20,476
It's gonna be fun.
I want to hear
374
00:13:20,476 --> 00:13:22,280
some nasty stuff, okay?
375
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,417
And if it's
a little bit of this...
376
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:25,887
you know, I don't want to
say the word for this,
377
00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:27,490
but if these are involved,
378
00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,194
maybe a little bit of
extra credit.
379
00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:32,935
Question. Is this for a grade?
380
00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:34,170
Just pass/fail, yeah,
and as long as it's
381
00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,406
violent and heinous,
it's a pass.
382
00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:37,644
So, like, is
this double-spaced or...
383
00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:38,713
I don't care.
384
00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:40,016
So, I don't get it.
385
00:13:40,016 --> 00:13:41,786
Like, you want someone to
write an essay
386
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:43,890
- about killing you?
- No, it doesn't need to
be about me.
387
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,393
It just has to
be something, like,
388
00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:47,096
- threatening for the school.
- Mm.
389
00:13:47,096 --> 00:13:49,668
- Yo, where's Nick?
- He's at Buffalo Wild Wings
390
00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:51,605
with his work friends.
Or his ex-work friends,
391
00:13:51,605 --> 00:13:55,046
'cause they still work there,
but he got laid off, obviously.
392
00:13:55,046 --> 00:13:56,481
Glad I don't have a day job.
393
00:13:56,481 --> 00:13:57,818
- Hi.
- Malcolm.
394
00:13:57,818 --> 00:13:58,954
- Come on in.
- Oh, God.
395
00:13:58,954 --> 00:14:00,189
Oh, my fucking God.
396
00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:01,492
Wait, what happened to
your yard?
397
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,997
Were you bombed?
It looks horrible.
398
00:14:03,997 --> 00:14:05,399
No, Nick's building a pool.
399
00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:07,203
By hand?
400
00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:08,607
Why is that what
everybody focuses on?
401
00:14:08,607 --> 00:14:09,876
Pay, pay people to do that.
402
00:14:09,876 --> 00:14:11,411
Malcolm, check it out.
403
00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:13,716
I found these rocks in the hole.
They look like teeth.
404
00:14:13,716 --> 00:14:15,252
- Oh, those are teeth.
- What?
405
00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:16,622
You invited him?
406
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,191
Yeah, he said you guys
are back together.
407
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,897
We're not back together.
408
00:14:20,897 --> 00:14:22,768
What? He sent me
a picture of you in bed.
409
00:14:22,768 --> 00:14:24,739
- Gwen?
- Yeah?
410
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,408
This look, very sexy. I love it.
411
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,145
- It's a new for you, right?
- I knew you'd like it.
412
00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:29,581
- You usually look
kind of not sexy.
- Okay.
413
00:14:29,581 --> 00:14:31,018
- No, it looks nice.
- She's doing it
414
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,520
because she fell
six spots down the list.
415
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,825
- No, I'm not.
- Oh-oh, my God. Oh, my God.
416
00:14:34,825 --> 00:14:36,261
What, what? What?
417
00:14:36,261 --> 00:14:37,831
- Active threat. Active threat.
- What?
418
00:14:37,831 --> 00:14:39,167
Active threat.
419
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,169
Th-This is it. This is the one.
420
00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:41,872
This is... this is...
421
00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:44,611
really intense. I mean,
this is concerning, maybe.
422
00:14:44,611 --> 00:14:46,682
- Like, how?
- Like look at this. He goes,
423
00:14:46,682 --> 00:14:48,252
"They'll pay.
They'll pay with their lives."
424
00:14:48,252 --> 00:14:49,755
That doesn't seem bad.
425
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,260
"This is me talking.
This isn't fiction anymore.
426
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,030
"I've got an unslakable thirst
427
00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:56,234
that can only be
quenched by blood."
428
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:58,606
Blood? It could be a vampire.
429
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,044
Ultimately compelling.
I mean, like, I'm hooked.
430
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,513
This is gonna work.
431
00:15:02,513 --> 00:15:05,152
- We're shutting it down.
- Incredible. Shut it down!
432
00:15:10,195 --> 00:15:11,431
As you all know,
an active threat
433
00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:12,868
was found
in our community last night.
434
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,538
A number of measures
have been taken.
435
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,807
Of course,
the student in question,
436
00:15:15,807 --> 00:15:17,076
who will not be named here,
437
00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:19,582
will be entering
immediate evaluation.
438
00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:21,317
Also, metal detectors
439
00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:23,122
will be installed
at the remaining entrances
440
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,223
throughout the school.
441
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,161
This is awful news.
442
00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:27,665
And I suppose this part goes
without saying,
443
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,837
but effective immediately,
the gun club...
444
00:15:30,837 --> 00:15:32,072
Firearms safety program.
445
00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:33,408
...will be
suspended indefinitely.
446
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:34,979
What? No...
447
00:15:34,979 --> 00:15:37,183
- There it is.
- Okay.
448
00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,555
And that's how
gun club dies again,
449
00:15:39,555 --> 00:15:41,358
not with a bang
but with a whimper.
450
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,827
Taken out back and just
451
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,765
George and Lennie.
Just that's it, we're done?
452
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,636
Markie, if... please.
If you make a speech,
453
00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:48,640
- then Evan has to
make a speech and...
- Yeah, sure, sure.
454
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,209
- No speeches while
I'm speaking, okay?
- Okay, fine, fine, fine.
455
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:51,344
I shouldn't have to
say that. All right.
456
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,015
Anyway, gun thing is canceled.
457
00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:54,016
Okay?
458
00:15:54,016 --> 00:15:55,119
However,
459
00:15:55,119 --> 00:15:57,323
per the district's instructions,
460
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,760
thanks to Evan here...
461
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,897
Whoo-hoo! Evan's our guy.
462
00:16:00,897 --> 00:16:02,033
...we will now begin immediate
463
00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:03,068
firearms training
for all faculty.
464
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,738
- What?
- I'm sorry, what?
465
00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,274
Never mind, that's bad.
466
00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:08,445
Each classroom will now
have a gun in a lockbox
467
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,315
to be accessed
in case of a threat.
468
00:16:10,315 --> 00:16:12,319
- Okay, I'd like to
opt out of that option.
- Too bad.
469
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,790
Firearm training
starts tomorrow,
470
00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:15,159
and Markie will lead it.
471
00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:17,096
Oh. You're all in good hands.
472
00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:18,399
Okay, you know what?
You know what?
473
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:20,036
I have something to say.
474
00:16:20,036 --> 00:16:21,071
Is this not a speech?
475
00:16:21,071 --> 00:16:23,008
I don't think this is all bad,
476
00:16:23,008 --> 00:16:24,745
even though, you know,
we all have to
477
00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:26,347
learn how to use guns now,
because the kids
478
00:16:26,347 --> 00:16:27,884
no longer have guns,
479
00:16:27,884 --> 00:16:30,423
and that is really what
this was all about to me,
480
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,794
and it should have been
about that to you all, too.
481
00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:34,932
- So a success was achieved.
- Legendary.
482
00:16:34,932 --> 00:16:36,168
Nice one, buddy.
483
00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:38,271
And last but not least,
484
00:16:38,271 --> 00:16:40,443
free writing assignments
will now be banned.
485
00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:41,712
- Yes.
- That's terrible.
486
00:16:41,712 --> 00:16:42,748
That is good, actually,
487
00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:44,483
with how this all shook out.
488
00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:46,856
Hey, Jeff. Hey.
489
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:48,091
What's up, Ms. Sanders?
490
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,895
So, you like making lists, huh?
491
00:16:49,895 --> 00:16:51,999
How do you know about that?
492
00:16:51,999 --> 00:16:54,404
I know about it 'cause I've been
working on this all week.
493
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,943
And Becca literally
just told me that it's you.
494
00:16:56,943 --> 00:16:58,647
- Damn.
- Listen,
495
00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:00,449
Jeff...
496
00:17:00,449 --> 00:17:03,188
I just, I-I just
want to know, like,
497
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,359
why am I low on the list?
Just out of curiosity.
498
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,329
I don't actually care,
just I'm curious.
499
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,900
You want the truth?
500
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,971
Yeah, of course. Yes.
501
00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:12,006
Well, ever since
I saw the list was
502
00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:13,475
affecting how you dress,
503
00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:14,812
I started manipulating you.
504
00:17:14,812 --> 00:17:16,214
Sick. What?
505
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:18,385
What? No, no.
Like, I want you to dress well.
506
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,122
Elegant.
You're a 34-year-old woman--
507
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,260
- 32.
- You still have nearly half
your life ahead of you.
508
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,431
- You think I'm gonna live to 60?
- You don't have to wear
plain dresses
509
00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:26,434
all the time just because
you have a tough job
510
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:27,638
and you're
boyfriend's going insane.
511
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:28,505
What?
512
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,042
Look, I actually put together
513
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,812
- some looks for you.
- You put together some looks?
514
00:17:31,812 --> 00:17:33,850
Oh, wow, that's... Okay.
515
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,286
What do you got here?
516
00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:36,789
I like that blazer. That's good.
517
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,127
I like that belt, too,
that high. That's good.
518
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:40,597
God, I like these shoes, though.
519
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:41,966
Looks cute with the...
with the wedge.
520
00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:43,670
Those are Giuseppe Zanotti.
521
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,039
"Zaseppe" Zanotti?
522
00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:46,843
No. Stop. Okay.
523
00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:48,679
Email this to me, but seriously,
524
00:17:48,679 --> 00:17:50,316
this is wrong, Jeff.
525
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:51,785
You know what?
I'm gonna give you detention
526
00:17:51,785 --> 00:17:53,288
'cause you shouldn't be
manipulating teachers.
527
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:54,892
You shouldn't be
o-objectifying teachers.
528
00:17:54,892 --> 00:17:57,029
Okay, I'm just saying
you look good in teal.
529
00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:59,367
Shut up. But thank you.
530
00:18:03,943 --> 00:18:05,246
What the fuck, Mr. Marquez?
531
00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:08,620
Oh, Pablo, hey.
I-I'm so sorry about
532
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,956
all this,
533
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,794
but th-that was really
a particularly violent essay.
534
00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:14,431
What's wrong with violent?
I was inspired by
535
00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:15,967
the concept of murder.
536
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:17,270
You were what?
537
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,940
I was inspired by
the concept of murder.
538
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,211
Well, look, I mean,
539
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:22,848
it's all gonna be fine.
540
00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:24,250
You're under 18,
541
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,854
this is not gonna go
on your permanent record,
542
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,557
and I even wrote a letter
for your file
543
00:18:27,557 --> 00:18:29,326
taking full responsibility for
544
00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:30,864
the assignment. You'll be fine.
545
00:18:30,864 --> 00:18:32,935
Now I have to go to therapy
three times a week.
546
00:18:32,935 --> 00:18:35,573
Yeah. I mean, people pay a lot
of money for therapy, right?
547
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,243
You're getting it for free.
548
00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:38,646
I guess now I know
549
00:18:38,646 --> 00:18:40,149
who to talk to
about my intrusive thoughts.
550
00:18:40,149 --> 00:18:41,785
What intrusive thoughts
do you have?
551
00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:44,490
Just stuff
about buying a new car.
552
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,096
Right. Exactly.
553
00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:50,002
So we can
call it a win-win, right?
554
00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:52,072
- Okay.
- I guess we're cool.
555
00:18:52,072 --> 00:18:53,809
Don't get on my list, though.
556
00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:59,487
I can't believe we have to
get firearms training now.
557
00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:00,824
Markie's gonna fucking shoot us.
558
00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:02,694
It's fine,
we'll just get through it.
559
00:19:02,694 --> 00:19:04,263
You're just saying that
'cause it's your fault.
560
00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:06,167
I was trying to do
something good.
561
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:09,107
What if we all get into
gunfights, like, every day now?
562
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,644
Yeah, that would suck.
563
00:19:10,644 --> 00:19:12,948
Well, at least we get to be
outside. We're together.
564
00:19:12,948 --> 00:19:14,685
See, this outfit is working.
565
00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:16,053
I know! Ah!
566
00:19:16,053 --> 00:19:17,658
All right.
567
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:20,229
The only thing stronger than
a bad guy with a gun is...
568
00:19:20,229 --> 00:19:21,498
A girl with a gun.
569
00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:22,901
...a good guy with a gun.
570
00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:24,170
Which one are you?
571
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:25,974
Listen, Evan. I know, man.
572
00:19:25,974 --> 00:19:27,176
I know you're pissed at me,
573
00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:28,245
I know you think
you won something.
574
00:19:28,245 --> 00:19:29,413
I did win, okay?
575
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:30,917
In my own way because, no,
576
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,052
I didn't end gun violence,
577
00:19:32,052 --> 00:19:33,422
but I got some guns
578
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,894
out of some kids' hands,
and that is good, Markie.
579
00:19:35,894 --> 00:19:37,764
- I made the world
a better place.
- I don't care
580
00:19:37,764 --> 00:19:39,400
how much shit you give me,
we're on the same side,
581
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,970
okay, buddy? Seriously,
582
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:42,574
we're the good guys here, man.
583
00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:44,144
Think about it like this.
584
00:19:44,144 --> 00:19:46,748
You've worked your whole life
to become a power bottom,
585
00:19:46,748 --> 00:19:48,719
now you get to be
a power bottom with a gun.
586
00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:50,757
You think I'm a bottom?
After this whole week?
587
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,493
- Honestly?
- He's only bottomed, like, once.
588
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:53,562
Can we please shoot, please?
589
00:19:53,562 --> 00:19:54,832
Evan, can you... can...?
590
00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:55,967
Markie, please.
591
00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:57,069
Here we go. This is what
592
00:19:57,069 --> 00:19:58,305
- we're here for. Aim--
- Markie.
593
00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:00,075
- What?
- I don't need your advice.
594
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,177
I know you need my advice.
595
00:20:01,177 --> 00:20:02,279
- Please back up.
- Buddy--
596
00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:03,783
This is very straightforward.
597
00:20:03,783 --> 00:20:05,052
- It's not very straightforward.
- There's the bull's-eye,
598
00:20:05,052 --> 00:20:06,187
here's the gun, I'm doing it.
599
00:20:06,187 --> 00:20:07,456
- Back up.
- No, it's called recoil.
600
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,594
Oh, shit, man! Whoa!
601
00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:11,498
- Okay. You okay?
- Did you
break your wrist?
602
00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:13,335
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
603
00:20:13,335 --> 00:20:15,372
- You okay?
- I don't know. I don't know.
604
00:20:15,372 --> 00:20:16,675
Actually...
605
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,748
Hey, look at that. Bull's-eye.
606
00:20:19,748 --> 00:20:21,384
Huh? Look at you.
607
00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:23,021
Feel that power, buddy.
608
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,724
Oh, hell yeah.
609
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:31,338
♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
610
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:36,816
♪♪ Kyrie eleison through
the darkness of the night ♪
611
00:20:36,816 --> 00:20:42,059
♪♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm
going, will you follow? ♪
612
00:20:42,059 --> 00:20:47,303
♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway in the light ♪
613
00:20:47,303 --> 00:20:52,180
♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
614
00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:58,092
♪♪ Kyrie eleison through
the darkness of the night ♪
615
00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:03,001
♪♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm
going, will you follow? ♪
616
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:08,713
♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway in the light ♪
617
00:21:08,713 --> 00:21:11,719
- ♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
- ♪♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
618
00:21:11,719 --> 00:21:15,392
- ♪♪ Yeah, yeah,
will you follow? ♪
- ♪♪ Kyrie. ♪
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