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[birds chirping]
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[moaning]
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Hi, handsome.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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You slept here.
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- Oh, I spent the night?
- You did.
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- We got to do
less of these sleepovers.
- Why?
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Because it makes us think
that we're boyfriends again.
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And that means--
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It's a sleepover.
It's fine, baby.
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Don't call me "baby."
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Call me "Evan."
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- I'm Evan.
- You're not just "Evan" to me.
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You're "baby," you're my baby.
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We just let ourselves float
back into being boyfriends.
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- Where is the hole?
- It's there...
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And we're gonna
be boyfriends again,
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and then guess what's
gonna have to happen--
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we're gonna have to
break up again.
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- You're good.
- Thank you.
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You're not gonna be able
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to find a real relationship
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if we keep doing this.
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I can't just be complacent
in my own life.
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Shut up, rude. Being with me
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is the only exciting part
of your life, remember that.
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You are very interesting.
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Do you have a clean toothbrush?
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I don't want to use yours again.
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Baby, I literally spat
in your mouth last night.
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Remember?
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That's different bacteria.
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[laughs] You remember.
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Don't go.
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Let me give you head.
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I have to go.
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Wait. Kiss.
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Hello?
I love being your boyfriend.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road ♪
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♪♪ That I must travel ♪
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♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway... ♪
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[Evan]
Siri, text Malcolm.
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"No, I don't have
your Apple Watch.
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"I don't know when you would've
even left that at my place.
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I'm always at your place,
honestly--"
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[gunfire echoes]
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[gunshots]
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Wha-- Mr. Marquez, no--
What the fuck?
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- Yo, what? Chill, queen.
- [yelps]
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[whispering] Put your phones
on silent. Get down.
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Is this gay panic?
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[Evan]
Lay flat, lay flat.
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Lay flat. What are you doing?!
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What are you doing?
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Mr. Marquez,
that's not a shooting.
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It's gun club.
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- What?
- [Jeff] Chill the F out.
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Gun club?
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Yeah, Coach Hillridge
started that shit back up.
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[breathing heavily]
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Why is...?
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Why is there a gun club?
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To...
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shoot guns?
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[Becca]
You should change that shirt.
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I have a crop top in my locker.
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Do you want it?
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♪♪ My heart is old ♪
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♪♪ It holds my memories ♪
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♪♪ My body burns
a gem-like flame... ♪
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Fire! Fire!
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Barrels down.
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♪♪ Soft machine
is where I find my-- ♪
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[gunshot echoes]
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We have to talk about the list.
Have you seen the list?
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No, but whatever that is, I have
something way more important.
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Gwen, I thought
I was gonna die this morning.
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Is it the tonsil?
It's getting bigger.
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[inhales] I'm sorry.
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- Let me look, let me see.
- No... it's not that.
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- Gun-- I heard gunshots.
- Oh, wait.
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- Markie--
- [gasps] He shot people?
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He's shooting people?
He's hunting people?
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- No.
- Evan, Gwen,
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please with the distractions.
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I'm low blood sugar right now.
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- Do you need an apple?
- Psst.
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Ev, do you need a shirt?
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I got some at home.
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I have shirts at home, too.
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- [Rick laughs]
- [Grant] Okay, so,
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if you have any more ideas
to contribute,
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just talk to Lacey by 4:00 p.m.
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on Friday or forever
hold your peace.
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And that is the last item
on my godforsaken agenda.
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Okay, anything else? No?
Thank you, great. All right--
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Hi! Hello.
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No, Evan, no, please,
we're already running late.
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This morning I was
involved in a shooting.
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- [all] What?
- At least I thought
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it was a shooting, okay?
It was actually
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Markie's new gun club.
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[all groaning, murmuring]
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My life flashed before my eyes.
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To hear the sound of gunshots
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in a school environment
in this day and age--
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Are you gonna say triggered?
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[Grant]
Thank you, Evan, for expressing
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your feelings about this.
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We all understand,
we all hear you.
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I thought
I was gonna die at work.
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Do you guys fucking get it?
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People are being
gunned down in America
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- every day...
- Yes.
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...and I thought
it was gonna be us today.
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Okay, it felt so real.
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We need to shut
this gun club down.
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Not happening, buddy, seriously.
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The firearms safety program,
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it was shut down
in the dark days of '99, okay?
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I am not about to let it
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- get railroaded again.
- Okay, fine. So actually
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we can just wait for
one of your little gun protégés
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to walk through that door
with a semiautomatic--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, that is not--
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Evan, it's a firearm safety
program.
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Safety.
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It's designed to protect, man.
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It's all about
teaching these kids
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how to do the right thing
with these guns
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that are already out there.
This is Texas.
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I-I can't even believe other
people are okay with this.
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- You all support this?
- [others murmuring]
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It's not a democracy!
It doesn't matter who's okay
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with it
and who's not okay with it.
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What matters is
that it is legal and it's
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school board approved and that
is the end of this conversation.
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And for God's sakes,
change your fucking shirt.
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I'm so sorry, I didn't mean
to use the f-word.
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I'm so sorry. Please, Gwen.
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Can I have that apple now,
please, all right?
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Dismissed, go.
Inspire young minds, please.
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Oh, my God, I got to go.
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My mom and dad are
getting back together.
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- Marquez? Evan?
- What?
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Are you serious in there, man?
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Every time I try
and do something important
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at this school,
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it's like you want
to get it shut down.
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I can't even talk to you
about this, Markie.
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This is not a discussion.
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This is not some cute thing
that you're doing wrong.
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- This is people's lives.
- Well, hold on, man.
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You're hot and bothered
right now.
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And where do
the false equivalencies
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- end with you?
- Where did you learn
that expression?
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I'm doing, like,
a Harvard Extension
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- online thing, I'm--
- I'm so impressed!
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I did UT online. I'm so in debt.
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There's no false equivalency,
Markie. A gun is a gun.
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You give a kid a gun,
you're giving a kid a gun.
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And now everybody
actually thinks
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you're a piece of shit, so...
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You are adorable
when you're angry.
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I am giving them an education.
I'm an educator, okay?
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Save this activist thing
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- for Facebook.
- Nobody's on Facebook, Markie.
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How old are you?
I'm shutting it down.
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[scoffs] I'm your age.
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No, you're not!
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Can we talk about the list now?
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There's a list online
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of the hottest teachers ranked.
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What?
And what, you're number one?
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- I'm 26.
- What?
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- That's crazy. You're so hot.
- Yeah.
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You must be reading it ba--
Maybe 26 is the highest number.
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No, I know. No, but I'm not
reading it wrong. I'm 26th.
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It's insane, I'm going insane.
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- Where did you find this?
- The student Discord.
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Rick texted it to me.
He's on there under,
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- like, a fake student name...
- He should not be doing that.
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- Anyway I'm just
shutting it down.
- You're gonna shut it down
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- 'cause you're low on the list.
- No, for feminist reasons.
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This is terrible.
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Not because you're number 26?
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No, why would I care
about that?!
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How do you shut down a list
that you're not even supposed
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- to know about?
- No, that's the question now.
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Listen, this gun stuff,
I'm serious.
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Like, you, me,
all of these kids,
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we could be dead right now.
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34 years old, that would be it.
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Yeah, I switched to saying
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I'm 32 recently, but yeah.
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I'm not just watching this stuff
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happen on the news anymore, okay?
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I'm not gonna be a statistic.
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I'm doing something about this.
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Wow, that's good. You say that,
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and I'm, like, I'm on your side.
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I'm not gonna let you guys
become statistics.
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I'm doing something about this.
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Yeah, I'm gonna do something
about this dick.
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That's what you got out of that,
Frank? Come on, man.
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I mean, it's a gun safety
course, Mr. Marquez.
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You think
shutting that down's gonna
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do anything about gun violence?
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- It's the principle of it.
- He's trying to take a stand.
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[Evan]
I am taking a stand, Jeff.
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I'm taking a stand, okay?
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I don't care if you guys get it.
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Of course we get it.
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We've been doing drills
our entire lives.
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We're used to it.
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You shouldn't be used to it!
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That is so depressing.
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- It's not that depressing.
- [Hartman] Mr. Marquez,
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I'm with you.
I'm super anti-gun.
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Hartman,
we know you're anti-gun.
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Your parents are, like, hippies.
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They are, like,
anti-electricity.
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They're not anti-electricity,
they're pro-wind turbines.
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Look, I get that you guys
have gotten used to this,
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but you shouldn't be
used to it, okay?
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To me, if I grew up
in this environment,
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I would feel insane.
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Like, you are probably having
levels of cortisol
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in your body that you don't
even realize are there.
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What's cortisol?
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There's really nothing
we can do about it.
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It's like a...
it's like a shark attack.
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It's like a force of nature
kind of thing.
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It's not a force of nature.
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This is what I'm saying.
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This is a completely
preventable problem.
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But it's not preventable
if we can't get the government
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to do anything about it.
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The gun lobby's too powerful.
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They killed my stepdad.
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Oh, my God, Jeff, that's crazy.
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This is the kind of stuff
I'm talking about.
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Nah, I'm just playing with you,
but you know the vibes.
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Jeff, you have trauma.
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- From being so cool.
- Who said you're cool?
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I mean, safety-wise,
there's that one door
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that has metal detectors.
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Becca, nobody goes
through that door.
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You can't bring
metal through it.
252
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No, you can go through it,
it just beeps.
253
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I don't know, I just feel
like when I was your guys' age,
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like... if we wanted
to change something,
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we would do something about it,
we would speak truth to power,
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you know?
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Like, about what?
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Like, we would protest, like,
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Bush getting re-elected.
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We were trying to get
Kerry in office.
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[Jeff]
Did it work?
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- [sighs]
- [Becca] Oh, my God!
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I just thought of something.
I'm a genius.
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What if we did a protest?
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But, like, to show that
we disagree with the gun club.
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Right, well, that is what I've
been saying this whole time.
267
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- But, yes, sure.
- Okay, but if we're gonna
do a protest,
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it needs to be inside,
because my hair will get insane.
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Oh, my cousin just did
a drunk-driving protest
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at her school, we could try
to do something like that.
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But I wouldn't know
how to organize that.
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What is it hard to organize?
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You guys are on all these
group chats, right?
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I'm not in any group chats.
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I'm a one-on-one guy.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Dude, is this one of those
drunk-driving things?
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It's an "anti-getting killed
by guns" protest.
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The kids are making their voices
heard, I'm joining them.
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00:09:37,107 --> 00:09:38,811
That's good, I'm so anti-death.
282
00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,649
So I'm, like, so on board.
283
00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:42,753
Ghosts, the duality
of life and death.
284
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Día de los Muertos.
285
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It's an anti-gun club protest.
286
00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:47,763
Oh, it's not reading like that.
287
00:09:47,763 --> 00:09:50,101
What is going on?
You look like Erin Brockovich.
288
00:09:50,101 --> 00:09:52,071
- I always look like this.
- [Rick] Lies.
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00:09:52,071 --> 00:09:53,908
She's doing it
because of the list.
290
00:09:53,908 --> 00:09:56,580
No! But, seriously,
who is making that list?
291
00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:58,651
Right? Because we know
who is making the hot list.
292
00:09:58,651 --> 00:10:00,054
Who makes it?
293
00:10:00,054 --> 00:10:02,325
- Who is it?
- Um, I don't know.
294
00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:04,563
- Damn it.
- [Evan] Nobody knows
who makes the list.
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♪ ♪
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- What the hell...
- Oh, God.
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00:10:08,772 --> 00:10:10,842
...is this?
298
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Just a little protest.
Yeah, that's right.
299
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,950
Some of the kids
in my program heard about
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00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:17,088
what y'all were up to,
and decided they wanted
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to make their voices known, too.
302
00:10:18,992 --> 00:10:20,995
You're doing a protest?
What are you protesting?
303
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,500
Protesting y'all
for bullying us.
304
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,271
- Bullying you?
- Yeah.
305
00:10:25,271 --> 00:10:27,007
Trying to bully us
out of having guns.
306
00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:29,078
If we can't have guns,
then we can't protect ourselves.
307
00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:31,751
Protect yourselves
against what, Markie?
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00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:33,621
People with guns.
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00:10:33,621 --> 00:10:35,825
You're saying if you can't
protect yourself from guns,
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then you're dead,
so guns are the problem.
311
00:10:38,163 --> 00:10:40,100
If there were no guns,
there would be no problem.
312
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,737
Are you starting to see that?
313
00:10:41,737 --> 00:10:43,307
I'm starting to see
that you're the problem.
314
00:10:43,307 --> 00:10:45,244
You don't understand
that we already live in a world
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- where guns exist, Evan.
- [Grant]
Mr. Marquez, Coach Hillridge!
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00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:48,552
We already live in a...
Guns are already here.
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00:10:48,552 --> 00:10:49,921
Coach!
318
00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:52,391
- What?
- What?!
319
00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:54,261
- What?!
- Let's go.
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00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:55,933
- [sighs]
- [Markie]
Yeah, we're not even meeting
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00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:57,435
- on school grounds!
- You are promoting death.
322
00:10:57,435 --> 00:10:59,707
- I am not promoting death.
- You are promoting death.
323
00:10:59,707 --> 00:11:01,209
Please, please,
just try to be civil.
324
00:11:01,209 --> 00:11:02,879
- Civil, civil, civil.
- [Markie and Evan arguing]
325
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,716
[Evan] What does a gun do
other than kill people?
326
00:11:04,716 --> 00:11:06,186
Uh, protects people!
It protects people!
327
00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:08,123
- From what?
- From people who are...
328
00:11:08,123 --> 00:11:10,027
- From people who have guns...
- ...who don't know how to use--
329
00:11:10,027 --> 00:11:11,798
- ...to kill people!
- You know, Evan, man,
330
00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:14,269
I'm trying to do
something for the kids.
331
00:11:14,269 --> 00:11:16,172
I'm trying to
give 'em a skill, a lesson.
332
00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,842
Yeah, but the problem is,
when you do something like that,
333
00:11:17,842 --> 00:11:19,913
it doesn't work
'cause you're an idiot.
334
00:11:26,994 --> 00:11:27,997
[Grant]
Markie, Markie,
335
00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:29,767
Markie, Markie, M-Markie.
336
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:32,004
Oh, God, Evan.
337
00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:34,843
Oh, God, I feel bad
for saying that.
338
00:11:34,843 --> 00:11:36,212
Look...
339
00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:39,252
...politically,
I agree with you.
340
00:11:39,252 --> 00:11:40,488
You're anti-gun?
341
00:11:40,488 --> 00:11:42,626
Eh, you know. But, you know.
342
00:11:42,626 --> 00:11:43,928
See, I can't
track your politics.
343
00:11:43,928 --> 00:11:45,532
I do it on purpose.
344
00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:47,936
I can't. So you have to, mm.
345
00:11:47,936 --> 00:11:49,740
Look, I can't do anything
about it.
346
00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,209
The-the rules are very clear,
347
00:11:51,209 --> 00:11:52,680
and, uh, I just have
to stay out of it
348
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,282
in every possible way.
349
00:11:54,282 --> 00:11:55,986
- I just have to.
- That's your favorite
thing to do.
350
00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:57,054
Basically, yes.
351
00:11:57,054 --> 00:11:59,459
All right? So the club stays.
352
00:11:59,459 --> 00:12:01,564
Unless there's an active threat,
which there is not.
353
00:12:01,564 --> 00:12:03,167
What constitutes
an active threat?
354
00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:04,670
Evan, do not do anything stupid.
355
00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:06,974
What? I wasn't even
thinking of doing anything.
356
00:12:06,974 --> 00:12:09,980
I'm literally asking,
what's an active threat?
357
00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:14,388
Now I'm thinking something.
358
00:12:21,469 --> 00:12:22,438
Hello?
359
00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:24,375
Crime and Punishment.
360
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,048
An incredible book,
but what if that were you?
361
00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:29,218
What if you were Raskolnikov
362
00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:31,022
and you could
get away with anything?
363
00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:32,693
- [chuckles]
- We all have this
364
00:12:32,693 --> 00:12:36,099
voice inside of us that's kind
of dark and weird and scary,
365
00:12:36,099 --> 00:12:38,203
and society tells us to
push that down.
366
00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:40,642
I say,
"Eff you, society." Right?
367
00:12:40,642 --> 00:12:41,911
We got to express ourselves.
368
00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:43,714
That's what
our friend Fyodor did.
369
00:12:43,714 --> 00:12:44,917
Worked out pretty well for him.
370
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:46,787
And this book sold
a lot of copies.
371
00:12:46,787 --> 00:12:48,991
Guys, this is
English class, okay?
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00:12:48,991 --> 00:12:51,897
This is a safe space
for you to say anything,
373
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:55,538
no matter how scary, how dark.
374
00:12:55,538 --> 00:12:58,443
I want you, when you
write in here, to forget
375
00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:01,951
anything that anyone
reading this might think
376
00:13:01,951 --> 00:13:04,188
about what you're writing
and just write.
377
00:13:04,188 --> 00:13:05,925
You're talking about
creative writing?
378
00:13:05,925 --> 00:13:07,663
Creative writing.
That's what we're doing.
379
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:10,969
Three pages of creative writing,
and the subject is:
380
00:13:10,969 --> 00:13:14,075
If you could get away
with any heinous act,
381
00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:15,678
what would you do?
382
00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:17,414
Really get into this one, guys.
383
00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:18,450
Go wild.
384
00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,454
It's gonna be fun.
I want to hear
385
00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:22,258
some nasty stuff, okay?
386
00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:24,395
And if it's
a little bit of this...
387
00:13:24,395 --> 00:13:25,865
you know, I don't want to
say the word for this,
388
00:13:25,865 --> 00:13:27,468
but if these are involved,
389
00:13:27,468 --> 00:13:29,172
maybe a little bit of
extra credit.
390
00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:32,913
Question. Is this for a grade?
391
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,148
Just pass/fail, yeah,
and as long as it's
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00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,384
violent and heinous,
it's a pass.
393
00:13:35,384 --> 00:13:37,622
So, like, is
this double-spaced or...
394
00:13:37,622 --> 00:13:38,691
I don't care.
395
00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:39,994
So, I don't get it.
396
00:13:39,994 --> 00:13:41,764
Like, you want someone to
write an essay
397
00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:43,868
- about killing you?
- No, it doesn't need to
be about me.
398
00:13:43,868 --> 00:13:45,371
It just has to
be something, like,
399
00:13:45,371 --> 00:13:47,074
- threatening for the school.
- Mm.
400
00:13:47,074 --> 00:13:49,646
- Yo, where's Nick?
- He's at Buffalo Wild Wings
401
00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:51,583
with his work friends.
Or his ex-work friends,
402
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:55,024
'cause they still work there,
but he got laid off, obviously.
403
00:13:55,024 --> 00:13:56,459
Glad I don't have a day job.
404
00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:57,796
- Hi.
- [Rick] Malcolm.
405
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:58,932
- [Gwen] Come on in.
- Oh, God.
406
00:13:58,932 --> 00:14:00,167
[Malcolm]
Oh, my fucking God.
407
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,470
Wait, what happened to
your yard?
408
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,975
Were you bombed?
It looks horrible.
409
00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,377
No, Nick's building a pool.
410
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,181
By hand?
411
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,585
Why is that what
everybody focuses on?
412
00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:09,854
Pay, pay people to do that.
413
00:14:09,854 --> 00:14:11,389
Malcolm, check it out.
414
00:14:11,389 --> 00:14:13,694
I found these rocks in the hole.
They look like teeth.
415
00:14:13,694 --> 00:14:15,230
- Oh, those are teeth.
- What?
416
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,600
[whispering]
You invited him?
417
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,169
Yeah, he said you guys
are back together.
418
00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:20,875
We're not back together.
419
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,746
What? He sent me
a picture of you in bed.
420
00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,717
- [Malcolm] Gwen?
- Yeah?
421
00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:26,386
This look, very sexy. I love it.
422
00:14:26,386 --> 00:14:28,123
- It's a new for you, right?
- I knew you'd like it.
423
00:14:28,123 --> 00:14:29,559
- You usually look
kind of not sexy.
- Okay.
424
00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:30,996
- [Malcolm] No, it looks nice.
- She's doing it
425
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:32,498
because she fell
six spots down the list.
426
00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:34,803
- [Gwen] No, I'm not.
- Oh-oh, my God. Oh, my God.
427
00:14:34,803 --> 00:14:36,239
What, what? What?
428
00:14:36,239 --> 00:14:37,809
- Active threat. Active threat.
- What?
429
00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:39,145
Active threat.
430
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,147
[Evan]
Th-This is it. This is the one.
431
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,850
This is... this is...
432
00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:44,589
really intense. I mean,
this is concerning, maybe.
433
00:14:44,589 --> 00:14:46,660
- Like, how?
- Like look at this. He goes,
434
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,230
"They'll pay.
They'll pay with their lives."
435
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,733
That doesn't seem bad.
436
00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:52,238
"This is me talking.
This isn't fiction anymore.
437
00:14:52,238 --> 00:14:54,008
"I've got an unslakable thirst
438
00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:56,212
that can only be
quenched by blood."
439
00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:58,584
Blood? It could be a vampire.
440
00:14:58,584 --> 00:15:01,022
Ultimately compelling.
I mean, like, I'm hooked.
441
00:15:01,022 --> 00:15:02,491
This is gonna work.
442
00:15:02,491 --> 00:15:05,130
- We're shutting it down.
- Incredible. Shut it down!
443
00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:11,409
As you all know,
an active threat
444
00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:12,846
was found
in our community last night.
445
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,516
A number of measures
have been taken.
446
00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:15,785
Of course,
the student in question,
447
00:15:15,785 --> 00:15:17,054
who will not be named here,
448
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:19,560
will be entering
immediate evaluation.
449
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,295
Also, metal detectors
450
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,100
will be installed
at the remaining entrances
451
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,201
throughout the school.
452
00:15:24,201 --> 00:15:26,139
This is awful news.
453
00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:27,643
And I suppose this part goes
without saying,
454
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:30,815
but effective immediately,
the gun club...
455
00:15:30,815 --> 00:15:32,050
Firearms safety program.
456
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,386
...will be
suspended indefinitely.
457
00:15:33,386 --> 00:15:34,957
- [sighs of relief]
- [woman] What? No...
458
00:15:34,957 --> 00:15:37,161
- There it is.
- Okay.
459
00:15:37,161 --> 00:15:39,533
And that's how
gun club dies again,
460
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,336
not with a bang
but with a whimper.
461
00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:42,805
Taken out back and just
462
00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:44,743
George and Lennie.
Just that's it, we're done?
463
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,614
Markie, if... please.
If you make a speech,
464
00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,618
- then Evan has to
make a speech and...
- Yeah, sure, sure.
465
00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:50,187
- No speeches while
I'm speaking, okay?
- Okay, fine, fine, fine.
466
00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:51,322
I shouldn't have to
say that. All right.
467
00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:52,993
Anyway, gun thing is canceled.
468
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:53,994
Okay?
469
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,097
However,
470
00:15:55,097 --> 00:15:57,301
per the district's instructions,
471
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:58,738
thanks to Evan here...
472
00:15:58,738 --> 00:16:00,875
Whoo-hoo! Evan's our guy.
473
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,011
...we will now begin immediate
474
00:16:02,011 --> 00:16:03,046
firearms training
for all faculty.
475
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,716
- What?
- I'm sorry, what?
476
00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:06,252
Never mind, that's bad.
477
00:16:06,252 --> 00:16:08,423
Each classroom will now
have a gun in a lockbox
478
00:16:08,423 --> 00:16:10,293
to be accessed
in case of a threat.
479
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:12,297
- Okay, I'd like to
opt out of that option.
- Too bad.
480
00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:13,768
Firearm training
starts tomorrow,
481
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:15,137
and Markie will lead it.
482
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:17,074
Oh. You're all in good hands.
483
00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:18,377
Okay, you know what?
You know what?
484
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,014
[clears throat]
I have something to say.
485
00:16:20,014 --> 00:16:21,049
Is this not a speech?
486
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,986
I don't think this is all bad,
487
00:16:22,986 --> 00:16:24,723
even though, you know,
we all have to
488
00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:26,325
learn how to use guns now,
because the kids
489
00:16:26,325 --> 00:16:27,862
no longer have guns,
490
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,401
and that is really what
this was all about to me,
491
00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:32,772
and it should have been
about that to you all, too.
492
00:16:32,772 --> 00:16:34,910
- So a success was achieved.
- [Rick] Legendary.
493
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,146
Nice one, buddy.
494
00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,249
[Grant]
And last but not least,
495
00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:40,421
free writing assignments
will now be banned.
496
00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:41,690
- Yes.
- That's terrible.
497
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:42,726
That is good, actually,
498
00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:44,461
with how this all shook out.
499
00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:46,834
Hey, Jeff. Hey.
500
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,069
What's up, Ms. Sanders?
501
00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:49,873
So, you like making lists, huh?
502
00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:51,977
How do you know about that?
503
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,382
I know about it 'cause I've been
working on this all week.
504
00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:56,921
And Becca literally
just told me that it's you.
505
00:16:56,921 --> 00:16:58,625
- Damn.
- Listen,
506
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,427
Jeff... [sighs]
507
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:03,166
I just, I-I just
want to know, like,
508
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,337
why am I low on the list?
Just out of curiosity.
509
00:17:05,337 --> 00:17:07,307
I don't actually care,
just I'm curious.
510
00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:08,878
You want the truth?
511
00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:10,949
Yeah, of course. Yes.
512
00:17:10,949 --> 00:17:11,984
Well, ever since
I saw the list was
513
00:17:11,984 --> 00:17:13,453
affecting how you dress,
514
00:17:13,453 --> 00:17:14,790
I started manipulating you.
515
00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:16,192
Sick. What?
516
00:17:16,192 --> 00:17:18,363
What? No, no.
Like, I want you to dress well.
517
00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:20,100
Elegant.
You're a 34-year-old woman--
518
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,238
- 32.
- You still have nearly half
your life ahead of you.
519
00:17:22,238 --> 00:17:24,409
- You think I'm gonna live to 60?
- You don't have to wear
plain dresses
520
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,412
all the time just because
you have a tough job
521
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,616
and you're
boyfriend's going insane.
522
00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:28,483
What?
523
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,020
Look, I actually put together
524
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,790
- some looks for you.
- You put together some looks?
525
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,828
Oh, wow, that's... Okay.
526
00:17:33,828 --> 00:17:35,264
What do you got here?
527
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,767
I like that blazer. That's good.
528
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:39,105
I like that belt, too,
that high. That's good.
529
00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:40,575
God, I like these shoes, though.
530
00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:41,944
Looks cute with the...
with the wedge.
531
00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:43,648
Those are Giuseppe Zanotti.
532
00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,017
"Zaseppe" Zanotti?
533
00:17:45,017 --> 00:17:46,821
No. Stop. Okay.
534
00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:48,657
Email this to me, but seriously,
535
00:17:48,657 --> 00:17:50,294
this is wrong, Jeff.
536
00:17:50,294 --> 00:17:51,763
You know what?
I'm gonna give you detention
537
00:17:51,763 --> 00:17:53,266
'cause you shouldn't be
manipulating teachers.
538
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:54,870
You shouldn't be
o-objectifying teachers.
539
00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:57,007
Okay, I'm just saying
you look good in teal.
540
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:59,345
Shut up. But thank you.
541
00:18:03,921 --> 00:18:05,224
What the fuck, Mr. Marquez?
542
00:18:05,224 --> 00:18:08,598
Oh, Pablo, hey.
I-I'm so sorry about
543
00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:09,934
all this,
544
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:12,772
but th-that was really
a particularly violent essay.
545
00:18:12,772 --> 00:18:14,409
What's wrong with violent?
I was inspired by
546
00:18:14,409 --> 00:18:15,945
the concept of murder.
547
00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:17,248
You were what?
548
00:18:17,248 --> 00:18:18,918
I was inspired by
the concept of murder.
549
00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:21,189
Well, look, I mean,
550
00:18:21,189 --> 00:18:22,826
it's all gonna be fine.
551
00:18:22,826 --> 00:18:24,228
You're under 18,
552
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,832
this is not gonna go
on your permanent record,
553
00:18:25,832 --> 00:18:27,535
and I even wrote a letter
for your file
554
00:18:27,535 --> 00:18:29,304
taking full responsibility for
555
00:18:29,304 --> 00:18:30,842
the assignment. You'll be fine.
556
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:32,913
Now I have to go to therapy
three times a week.
557
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:35,551
Yeah. I mean, people pay a lot
of money for therapy, right?
558
00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:37,221
You're getting it for free.
[chuckles]
559
00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:38,624
I guess now I know
560
00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,127
who to talk to
about my intrusive thoughts.
561
00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:41,763
What intrusive thoughts
do you have?
562
00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:44,468
Just stuff
about buying a new car.
563
00:18:45,203 --> 00:18:47,074
Right. Exactly.
564
00:18:47,074 --> 00:18:49,980
So we can
call it a win-win, right?
565
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:52,050
- Okay.
- I guess we're cool.
566
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:53,787
Don't get on my list, though.
567
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,465
I can't believe we have to
get firearms training now.
568
00:18:59,465 --> 00:19:00,802
Markie's gonna fucking shoot us.
569
00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:02,672
It's fine,
we'll just get through it.
570
00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:04,241
You're just saying that
'cause it's your fault.
571
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,145
I was trying to do
something good.
572
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,085
What if we all get into
gunfights, like, every day now?
573
00:19:09,085 --> 00:19:10,622
Yeah, that would suck.
574
00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:12,926
Well, at least we get to be
outside. We're together.
575
00:19:12,926 --> 00:19:14,663
See, this outfit is working.
576
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,031
I know! Ah!
577
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,636
All right.
578
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:20,207
The only thing stronger than
a bad guy with a gun is...
579
00:19:20,207 --> 00:19:21,476
A girl with a gun.
580
00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:22,879
...a good guy with a gun.
581
00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:24,148
Which one are you?
582
00:19:24,148 --> 00:19:25,952
Listen, Evan. I know, man.
583
00:19:25,952 --> 00:19:27,154
I know you're pissed at me,
584
00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:28,223
I know you think
you won something.
585
00:19:28,223 --> 00:19:29,391
I did win, okay?
586
00:19:29,391 --> 00:19:30,895
In my own way because, no,
587
00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:32,030
I didn't end gun violence,
588
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,400
but I got some guns
589
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,872
out of some kids' hands,
and that is good, Markie.
590
00:19:35,872 --> 00:19:37,742
- I made the world
a better place.
- I don't care
591
00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:39,378
how much shit you give me,
we're on the same side,
592
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,948
okay, buddy? Seriously,
593
00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:42,552
we're the good guys here, man.
594
00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:44,122
Think about it like this.
595
00:19:44,122 --> 00:19:46,726
You've worked your whole life
to become a power bottom,
596
00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:48,697
now you get to be
a power bottom with a gun.
597
00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:50,735
You think I'm a bottom?
After this whole week?
598
00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:52,471
- [Markie] Honestly?
- He's only bottomed, like, once.
599
00:19:52,471 --> 00:19:53,540
Can we please shoot, please?
600
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,810
Evan, can you... can...?
601
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:55,945
Markie, please.
602
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,047
Here we go. This is what
603
00:19:57,047 --> 00:19:58,283
- we're here for. Aim--
- Markie.
604
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:00,053
- What?
- I don't need your advice.
605
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:01,155
I know you need my advice.
606
00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:02,257
- Please back up.
- Buddy--
607
00:20:02,257 --> 00:20:03,761
This is very straightforward.
608
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:05,030
- It's not very straightforward.
- There's the bull's-eye,
609
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,165
here's the gun, I'm doing it.
610
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:07,434
- Back up.
- No, it's called recoil.
611
00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:09,572
- [shouts]
- [Rick] Oh, shit, man! Whoa!
612
00:20:09,572 --> 00:20:11,476
- Okay. You okay?
- [Gwen] Did you
break your wrist?
613
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,313
- [Markie] Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
614
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,350
- You okay?
- I don't know. I don't know.
615
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,653
Actually...
616
00:20:16,653 --> 00:20:19,726
Hey, look at that. Bull's-eye.
617
00:20:19,726 --> 00:20:21,362
Huh? Look at you.
618
00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:22,999
Feel that power, buddy.
619
00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:24,702
Oh, hell yeah.
620
00:20:25,938 --> 00:20:31,316
♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
621
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:36,794
♪♪ Kyrie eleison through
the darkness of the night ♪
622
00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:42,037
♪♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm
going, will you follow? ♪
623
00:20:42,037 --> 00:20:47,281
♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway in the light ♪
624
00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:52,158
♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
625
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:58,070
♪♪ Kyrie eleison through
the darkness of the night ♪
626
00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:02,979
♪♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm
going, will you follow? ♪
627
00:21:03,948 --> 00:21:08,691
♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway in the light ♪
628
00:21:08,691 --> 00:21:11,697
- ♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
- ♪♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
629
00:21:11,697 --> 00:21:15,370
- ♪♪ Yeah, yeah,
will you follow? ♪
- ♪♪ Kyrie. ♪
630
00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:20,370
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