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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:27,497 Do you know how people get their money these days? 2 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:37,254 90 percent of them get married, live a quiet life. 3 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:42,018 Bust their asses 8, 9, 10 hours per day 4 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:50,252 to get some money to pay the taxes, subscriptions and loans. 5 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:56,570 You work for months just to buy your lady those fucking earrings 6 00:00:56,620 --> 00:01:00,454 while your son needs his 2 bucks a week to 7 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:06,370 "buy a book" - in the end it's just drug money. 8 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:14,771 Then we have the 5% who either inherit or make their 9 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:22,408 money due to their talents. The ballers, playing those hoops 24/7 10 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:27,295 The actors who don't know shit about acting. 11 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,178 And the politicians, full of crap. 12 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:36,053 But they're all loaded! 13 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:42,250 And then there's another 5%. The Mob and the businessmen. 14 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:45,975 They're the only ones handling the money. 15 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,732 And who the fuck are you!? 16 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,578 CONE 17 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:57,296 C'mon, for 5 bucks! 5, not 2, man! - Yeah, right! 18 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:01,257 This ain't worth shit! Not even for half a joint! 19 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,931 Are you serious? - Looks enough to me. 20 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:08,495 Cut the crap, man! - It's enough! Enough for 5 bucks 21 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:13,657 Screw you! 22 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:30,292 Do you have it or not? - Tomorrow, I swear! Tomorow! 23 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,537 Anybody home? 24 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,258 What's that fucking smell?! 25 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:02,292 The dude's just pissed in your car. Better get yourself a fan. 26 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:03,773 No way! Get the fuck out! 27 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,778 Sorry, man! - Can you believe it? 28 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:24,496 Which one do you like better? - This one looks just fine 29 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:25,575 Ok. 30 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:36,578 If you ain't paying tomorrow, don't even think 31 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:39,293 about wetting my wheels again! Got it? Got it. 32 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:47,177 BUDDHA 33 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,975 Take a look at this slim bitch! 34 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:08,569 Whatcha doin'? - You know his name, right? 35 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:10,372 Sure I do! Buddha! 36 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:15,255 Well, do you know what it means? - Yup, it's the... statue... thing... 37 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:19,496 What?? What's so funny? It's the statue... like this... 38 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:22,179 The lights ain't all on up there, eh? 39 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:25,819 ORTHO 40 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:32,014 Damn! Lost it all. 41 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:34,256 Heey! C'mon!! C'mon!! No. No... don 't... 42 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:37,292 C'mon!! Go, go! Who's your daddy! 43 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:41,610 Show me the money!! Come on!! Showtime!! 44 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,573 That's right!!! 45 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:49,092 This baby thought she could outsmart me. 46 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,734 Where's my dough, punk, huh? 47 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:54,132 TURK 48 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:16,258 Crap! How I am supposed to get a job in this town. 49 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:19,610 With nothing but primary school. I'm gonna snap! 50 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:21,457 What am I, a born confectioner? 51 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:25,294 Gonna make a living baking croissants, cakes, donuts, 52 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:29,333 fucking apple-pies. No way! I'm just gonna snap! 53 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,856 Culinary High School Presents Adnan Turkansanovic 54 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,333 With a diploma in culinarics. 55 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:15,338 Three, two... Three, four... now! Go! 56 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:35,253 Bon apetit! 57 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,336 "Cook with us!" Adnan Turkansanovic and Klemen Bucan 58 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:56,418 HERE AND THERE 59 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:42,300 Fuck, I'm tired of being broke all the time... 60 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:46,773 I visited my cousin in Ljubljana this morning. 61 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,539 You know, the truck driver, Turkey-England! 62 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:54,290 Small guy, giant moustache, love rug... 63 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:56,535 The bum from the slum? - Yeah, that's the one. 64 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:59,094 The dude has just smuggled a whole load of Japanese goods. 65 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,937 Dvds, mobiles, crap like that. 66 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,938 You mean he smuggled the Japanese ware from Turkey 67 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:06,858 to Slovenija so that he can take it to the UK now? 68 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:12,050 Anyway... We sell the stuff for let's say 69 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:15,854 200 grand. I can get it for 100. 70 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,734 What are we supposed to do with it? 71 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:21,578 How much cash do you have, Ortho? 72 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,333 Got something... 73 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:25,529 Retard! 74 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:28,253 What? - He doesn't care how much dough you have. He's suggesting 75 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,097 we buy the merchandise. - Exactly! 76 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,698 But still, let's say you have the 100 grand 77 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:33,298 who are you gonna sell all that stuff to? 78 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:36,093 Don't tell me no one's gonna buy a dvd-player 79 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:39,257 for 500 or a badass Nokia for loose cash! 80 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:47,494 Look, I get 300 DVD players for 250, 125 Nokias for 200. 81 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:53,452 The only catch is we have to buy it all at once. 82 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,650 Hey, suppose we bump the guy off instead? 83 00:10:55,700 --> 00:11:00,091 Yeah, sure! First of all, the guy's my kin. 84 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:04,053 Not to mention we don't have the balls or the brains to do it. 85 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,295 Especially some of us. 86 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:10,093 I can get us 100 grand, but we gotta give back a little more. 87 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:12,415 Howcome? - Shove it! 88 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:13,609 Who from? - Frankie. 89 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:15,173 Are you out of your mind? 90 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:17,609 He's gonna get medieval on us if we don't return the money! 91 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:22,131 He's gonna get medieval on you, cause you're gonna go ask him! 92 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,376 And if we can't give him the dough back, 93 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,819 we'll just provide him with the goods. 94 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:28,055 I don't see no problem. 95 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:32,139 What do we have to lose? We rot here all the time anyway! 96 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:35,331 Ok, could someone PLEASE explain this to me once more? 97 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:41,054 Dumbass. We buy one grand worth Japanese shit from the kin 98 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,978 and we sell it in a couple of days for 200 grand. 99 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:46,614 And we get the money to start with from that dickhead... 100 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,890 Frankie - who is definitely gonna waste us if 101 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,249 we don't give him his money back. Simple, ain't it? 102 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,655 Put that away, man. - Hick! 103 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,412 Who you callin' a hick!? - You! 104 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:59,294 Don't make me smack you! Cut it out! - Give me that! 105 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:01,691 The only thing is I don't know when I can get the dough. 106 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,173 Two weeks, ok? 107 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:07,894 Two weeks, man? You gotta get it now. 108 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,738 As a matter of fact, tomorrow morning, then he's off. 109 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:16,936 Till when? - To-morrow! When?? - To-morrow! 110 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:28,894 Not now... please, not now... Yes? - Just a little more... 111 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,977 Yeah, I can be there in 5 minutes, ok. Bye! 112 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,258 What's the matter with you? 113 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,370 I gotta go pick something up! - Fuck! 114 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:41,618 Do you plan to do at least one thing right in your life or at least try to? 115 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,094 I 'll be back in 10 minutes, we'll finish it then! 116 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:46,973 Fuck you! You've promised to straighten up! 117 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,339 You're selling again, aren't you? 118 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,699 No, I'm not! I'm not! - Get lost! 119 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,696 I 'm not selling, get it? And even if I could 120 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,571 explain it to you, you wouldn't understand! 121 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,815 Wanna know why? Cause you're a woman. 122 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,973 Hello again! It's two o'clock and like always 123 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:03,295 it's time for the joke of the week. 124 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:06,889 There were three hunters. The first could blast three does 125 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:09,977 off with a single bullet. The second could blow three pigs's legs off 126 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:13,774 with one shot. The third hunter had wooden leg and spent a day in 127 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:17,290 the forest looking for a snake to bite him. He found one, had it bite 128 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:21,299 him in the leg and he went home with a pile of firewood! 129 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,289 What's up, Cone! 130 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,292 Well... I need some cash. 131 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:40,298 Some cash? Why didn't you say so? 132 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,978 How much do you need? 133 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:53,499 A hundred. - A hundred. Now, was that SO hard to say or what? 134 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,694 Grand. 135 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:02,939 Grand? What?!? It's the Christmas holidays already? 136 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:06,052 I 'm serious. -No shit, you're serious? And I ain't serious or what, huh? 137 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,011 You owe those two cocksuckers money again, right? 138 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,130 No, I don't owe anyone anything and I 'm NOT selling again. 139 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,330 Ok. What then? - Why do you need to know the details, Frankie? 140 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,371 Let's just talk like you talk with everyone else. 141 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:19,289 Alright. Ok. Fine. Like everyone else you say. 142 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:22,653 You pay me back in two weeks, 143 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,692 and you get the money in one week. Cool? 144 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,733 Nope. - You gotta be kidding me. 145 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,817 Hey, hey, take the left turn over there! 146 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:38,412 Let me guess, you need the money today? - Yeah. 147 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,610 You gotta be kidding me! 148 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,657 And don't touch the buttons! 149 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,857 Well, well! Not disturbing, are we? Just having dinner? - Nnn... 150 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,414 Who the fuck told you to speak! - Who the fuck told YOU to speak? 151 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:16,133 Who... - Shut the fuck up! 152 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:23,896 I 'd ask you where the toilet is, but I 'll find it quicker on my own. 153 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,691 Bingo. 154 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:38,898 You just sit down, so that you don 't exhaust yourself. 155 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,451 What the hell... 156 00:15:56,420 --> 00:16:01,858 So, you think I 've forgotten all about you? I just can't, you know. 157 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,298 But I have no idea why we keep showing up. 158 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,649 I don't think it's your good looks 159 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:12,375 - must be either the gravity or the cash! 160 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,778 It was hard finding me! 161 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:34,090 It was hard for me to lend you the money. 162 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,176 And you're having a hard time returning it! 163 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,735 Now I'm gonna play hardball! 164 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:44,255 Look, boss, I've found a scale. 165 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,533 Step right up. 166 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,898 Step on it! 167 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:56,977 That's just how much you owe me... 168 00:16:57,020 --> 00:17:01,411 Wa... wa... wai... - 150 grand!! 169 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:10,090 Wwait! Wwee saaid 120 gr... grand! - This week it's 150! 170 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:13,052 Hh.h. How... Shove it fatso! 171 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,897 How much do you have? How much!? 172 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:20,253 Lii hhave... a hundred aaand fiftteen grand. 173 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:25,533 Give me the 115 now and the 35 in three days. 174 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:30,051 Either that, or no more potato chips for you! - Aa... alright! 175 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:37,737 So what are you still fuckin ' doing here? Get the money! 176 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,374 C'mon, why do yo shout all the time! - Just go get the money! 177 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:46,131 Damn! How the fuck's a guy supposed to work with all this shouting and all. 178 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,695 Hey, fatass! - Yyyees? 179 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,459 Have I told you the story about the three hunters yet? 180 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,297 You've told me! 181 00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:02,379 My ass. Listen up! There were three hunters. 182 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:08,052 Yeah... - The first hunter could nail two pigs with one bullet. 183 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,979 The second one was able to shoot a stag 184 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:16,696 and a doe in the head... er... anklers... with one shot. 185 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:21,131 The third hunter had a wooden leg. He wandered the 186 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,968 forest all day, looking for a snake to bite him. 187 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,012 He found one, it bit him and he went home with a pile of firewood. 188 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:34,257 But I can nail all three hunters at once! 189 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,133 O... Ok! Lf... - Ok? It's not ok! It's not ok!!! 190 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:40,775 No cash in three days and - slash! 191 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,816 ...and he went home with a pile of fire-wood. 192 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,418 This was the Joke of the Week. 193 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:57,975 You can hear it again in two hours on your favourite radio station. 194 00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:01,729 I 'm sure the radio was off before... - Oh, just shut up and drive. 195 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:05,497 Zoki, zoki... Zoki, drive! Zoki, the gun! Zoki, the door! 196 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:10,250 Zoki this, Zoki that. It's all up to Zoki. No one else. Just Zoki! 197 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,893 There is one thing, Cone. Now that you want your money 198 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:20,410 on the spot, there's been little change in the rule-book. Get it? 199 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:26,418 You get the cash for one week, at a fifteen percent interest-rate. 200 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,293 Can you handle it? - No problem! 201 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:33,128 No problem? I hope you'll have no problems next week as well! 202 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:37,139 Ok, here's the money! 203 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:44,255 And... Cone! Hope to see you next week, right? 204 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:49,258 What? - Listen up! There were three hunters. 205 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,291 One hunter could nail two does with one shot... 206 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:57,738 Barbie... Barbie!! 207 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,016 Great. 208 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:20,691 Hello? Did you get it? He got it! He got it! Turn it up! 209 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,255 Greg? 210 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,291 Are you home? 211 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,338 Greg? 212 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:10,813 Fuck! Fucking asshole! I knew he was selling again! 213 00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:17,456 No way am I coming back! Never againl! Fuck! 214 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,019 I 'm dying for an ecstasy! 215 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,860 - Ok, I've told you like a zillion times I don 't have any! 216 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:37,289 Why didn't you buy them from your 217 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:39,900 Bishop's Town guy, like always! 218 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:41,976 But he's run out of them. 219 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:44,773 Well, if he doesn't have them, no one does. 220 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:48,298 But I really, really want one! - Fuck! 221 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,252 As you make your bed, so must you lie in it. 222 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,178 Then again, I happen to have a batman in the basement. 223 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,370 Really? You have a batman? 224 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:59,776 Do you have one for... me... just one... - Hell yeah, a big one. 225 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,937 Great! You'll have one, then I'll have one then you'll have a half... 226 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:05,289 You'll see what the Batman's gonna do to you. 227 00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:24,131 Fuck! I've overslept! I 'll be there in a sec. 228 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,460 Shit! 229 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:53,374 Where the fuck's Cone!! - Take it easy, he'll show up! 230 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:59,855 Here he comes. - Take your time, Cone, we're in no hurry at all. 231 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:02,937 And where's the money? Don't tell me you forgot it. 232 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:04,288 There is no money. 233 00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:31,498 Watch it, will ya? 234 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:33,772 Ok, could you repeat that please? 235 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,458 I told him to watch where he throws his ball! 236 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,331 Not you! Cone, where's the dough!! 237 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,450 We don't have the money. I got 100 grand, 238 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,456 put it on the bed and now they're gone. 239 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,458 Wow! You sure hid it well! You put it on the bed!! 240 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,298 What if Barbie took the cash? - She didn't. 241 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:48,978 The door was open anyway. 242 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:49,975 They were WHAT? 243 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:53,251 I fell asleep on the doorway. - How did you manage to do that? 244 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,575 I was a little wasted... so I fell asleep on the doorway. 245 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:58,054 Dumbass. Now you've killed us all. 246 00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:00,170 Ok, first of all! If we don't get to Ljubljana in 247 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:01,778 the next 30 minutes, the deal is off 248 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:04,015 - and if we don't pay Frankie back his 100 grand... 249 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:07,257 - 115 grand. - 115 grand. - In 7 days. 250 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,733 We're fucked! 251 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:17,459 Hey, chill... we can get the money. - Chill?! 252 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,253 I just knew this Frankie business ment nothing but trouble! 253 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,858 Do you know what he did to Boris, 254 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,573 the guy that borrowed the cash for the bar? 255 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,292 Yeah, we all know. He killed him. 256 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:29,377 He didn't just kill him, he took him to the quarry. 257 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:32,332 The biggest rocks, the biggest slope. 258 00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:34,769 Took his clothes off, made him fetch 259 00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:36,651 this stone from the bottom of the quarry. 260 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,338 We've all heard it Buddha, ok?? 261 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,769 And he went up and down, until he had found the right stone. 262 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:44,256 Then Frankie shot him. - Nobody liked Boris anyway. 263 00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:47,653 Screw you, Cone! You're gonna go rob 264 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:48,974 the nearest exchange office! 265 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,772 And if that's not enough, you'll go rob another 266 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:53,135 and another until we get our money back. 267 00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,408 No, no, he's not going anywhere! 268 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:56,132 The fuck he ain't! - You're in this just like 269 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,250 me and Cone and Buddha! - Fuck you! 270 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,973 I could phone Barbie, maybe she knows something. 271 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:04,649 Barbie? She knows about this? Have you told her? 272 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:07,175 No, I didn't. That's why we got into a fight yesterday. 273 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,495 No wonder she left. Like she wanted to a 274 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:12,293 hundred times before, dating a loser like you. 275 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,374 Not available. - A true idiot! 276 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,298 Fuck Barbie, fuck everything. 277 00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:28,613 Let's just think how we are gonna get those 115 grand. 278 00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:34,016 In one week? - Yeah, Ortho, in one week! 279 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:37,496 Any idea how we are going to get the cash back, smartass? 280 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,688 Beats me! I can sell my Renault. 281 00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:44,971 Sure. You'll only have to sell it at least 50 times. 282 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:52,929 So? We steal it and sell it all over again! - That's it! We sell it 283 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:59,818 steal it. Sell it again and we get at least 4 grand! 284 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:02,613 So we just have to find another 111, right? 285 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:04,457 I guess I could go and see Grim and Whiskers. 286 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,979 What if we started selling ecstasy? 287 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,978 What? - Ecstasy! I spoke to a friend yesterday 288 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:12,569 she said she was buying them off some big dealer in Bishop's Town. 289 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:15,578 Yup, and she said he's all out of them! - Exactly! 290 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:19,815 And if he can't get them... how can you, Buddha? 291 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:21,293 PHARMAC Y 292 00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:40,812 Hello there! May I help you? - G'day, 'mam. 293 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,898 I would like to know if you guys eat around here. 294 00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:46,089 I beg your pardon? 295 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:50,736 If you eat around here. I 'm leading a survey on education... 296 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:56,810 I mean... alimentation so I 'd like to know if you have a lunch break. 297 00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:59,374 Yeah, from one till two pm. 298 00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:03,253 Thank you very much! 299 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:06,292 GIVE YOUR SOAR THORAT HELL WITH CEPACOL! 300 00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:10,174 Aren't you going to write it down? - No, no, I memorise everything! 301 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:12,859 Don't you want to know what we eat? 302 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:17,291 Today we had barley porridge, dumplings, grapes... 303 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:25,492 Damn! I've caught a cold again! I feel like the Niagara falls! 304 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:29,010 So what? Some people are invalids for life! 305 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,416 And what's that gotta do with me? 306 00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:34,015 I 'm just trying to tell you there are worst things 307 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,732 than this common cold you got. 308 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:39,250 I know what you mean. I went for this hillbilly ride 309 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,530 the other day and my car breaks down. 310 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:45,369 The horror. I call the tow-away service. No sign of them. 311 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,297 No sign of them all day. I bet they couldn't find it. 312 00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:48,455 Anyway, I can't blame them. 313 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,889 You can't imagine how forsaken that place was! 314 00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:58,255 So, I know I gotta take the bus and I step up to this granny. 315 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:01,451 Was she an invalid? - Man, fuck you and your invalids! 316 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:04,253 Why d'you have to treat me this way, Whisk? 317 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:07,497 I got feelings too! - Sorry bro', my bad! 318 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:10,695 Anyway - I step up to the granny 319 00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:13,300 and ask her when the next bus leaves. 320 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:17,450 She looks at me like a retard and says, you know what she says? 321 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:22,858 "Mister, it's July, the bus doesn't arrive till January!" 322 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:28,770 January, get it? They've got calendars, not bus schedules! 323 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:31,778 Unbe-fucking-lievable! - Look, here comes Cone! 324 00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:35,457 Hey, Cone! D'you want a cone, Cone? 325 00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:39,298 Where the hell were you? I 've spent the week looking for you! 326 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:42,817 Check out this major deal. The dude needs one pound of weed. 327 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:45,420 He's loaded, we make easy money. What d 'you say? 328 00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:48,975 You just give me a pound, I take it to him in a couple of days. Bam! 329 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:52,774 And why do we get the money only after a few days? 330 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:57,371 Cause the guy lives far away and I got no car. That's why. 331 00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:02,858 Have I ever screwed you? - Cone! Have WE ever screwed YOU? 332 00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:08,377 Fuck, I'm serious! Look, if I don't bring you the dough 333 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:10,888 you can shove a whole pine tree up my ass, ok? 334 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:13,056 And if I do bring it, it's for the old times' sake. Ok? 335 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:17,457 Shall we? - One pound! 336 00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:18,893 You got a deal. 337 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:27,097 Ok, Cone. You wanna sit in the back or in the "back"back? 338 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:44,451 Hi, Tina! That's you, right? - That's me! 339 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:48,015 I 'm Ortho. And this is Turk. My homeboy. - Turk. 340 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,778 So, these are your wheels? 341 00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:53,893 Yup, it's a beauty, eh? I mean, it's the best Renault around here! 342 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:57,728 Really! Just feel this body-sheet. Can you feel it? 343 00:30:57,780 --> 00:31:01,819 Nothing orange-like, not a single bump or anything! 344 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,658 Oh, oh - and check this out! Do you know what this is? 345 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:06,975 This is when they made this car, they said: 346 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:08,692 "This car's gonna be the coolest around!" 347 00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:10,571 And it was the coolest that month. 348 00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:15,369 Really! And the way the doors open, eh? Smooooth. Like butter. 349 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:22,576 And the windows - like a Benz, you know, electric. Buzzzzz! 350 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:32,130 Ok, let me get this thing running for you. See? 351 00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:38,733 Awesome sound, just like Formula1! It's a great carburetor. 352 00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:40,930 And look at the mileage! 353 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:44,290 No funny-business, no turning back the meter with a screwdriver, 354 00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:47,696 no driving backwards, no nothing! Plus, I'll give you a spoiler, 355 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:50,937 so you can race around these villages here. 356 00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:54,131 Here's an AG tag. It means you can drive your car in 357 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:57,934 Afghanistan as well, no green card required. 358 00:31:57,980 --> 00:32:04,089 Now see here, this side's just the same as the other one. 359 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:06,813 Well, it's red and all. This here is the only difference. 360 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:10,409 It's additional equipment, it shouldn't bother you. 361 00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:15,136 And I 'll throw in the radio with four speakers 362 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:18,411 so you can really turn up Dolly Parton 363 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:20,928 Dixie Chicks and Tele-tubbies! 364 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:25,451 Whatever you desire. So, you see, it's a mean machine! 365 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,889 Why are the colours so various? 366 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:31,171 What? No, no, haven't you heard of the "three weather taft" 367 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,369 Well, it's the same thing here. 368 00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:36,380 Rain, sun, wind, snow - anything - and it's still the same red Renault. 369 00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:37,449 Rain, sun, wind, snow - anything - and it's still the same red Renault. 370 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:45,693 Now that was cheeky! Can you imagine her saying it's my fault 371 00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:48,135 those drugs weren't purchased? 372 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,853 I 'm not gonna put up with that! No way! 373 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:54,818 So... I can blame it on you or what? Do you know what I mean? 374 00:35:57,100 --> 00:36:01,139 I think I'm gonna file a complaint. Really! Enough's enough! 375 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:28,250 Just like the real thing! 376 00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:47,898 So, where was the wedding? 377 00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:51,853 They married twice. Once in the church and once at the registry. 378 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:55,173 I fancied the church. We were in there for three hours. 379 00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:01,059 It was swell. And the wedding toll was great! 380 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,089 What's that? 381 00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:03,937 That's when they block the road 382 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:06,414 and the groom has to pay for the bride! 383 00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:13,096 And in the evening we had a party. 384 00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:15,815 The Merry Men of Woodington had a gig! 385 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:19,770 They were great and we boogied all night long. 386 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,130 Sounds like a ball to me! - Yup. 387 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,849 G'day. Could I speak to Barbara please? 388 00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:47,850 I see. When's she coming back? 389 00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:51,249 When is she done with the surveys? 390 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:55,779 I don't know, three pm, eight pm? 391 00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,452 Do you happen to know where she's at? 392 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,492 NOTARY 393 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:09,137 That's all, Tina. Oh, here are the car keys! Hope you like it! 394 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:12,297 Sure thing! I 'll take good care of it. Well... 395 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:14,490 Ehmmm... Don't you have the spare key? 396 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:17,657 This IS the spare key, I lost the original 397 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,453 one year ago. I 've told you that before. 398 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:23,492 Ok, it doesn't matter. I 'll have one made anyway. 399 00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:28,455 20 bucks won't kill me. Especially now that I got me a new car. 400 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,934 Heh, you won 't have it for very I... 401 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:34,575 Ok, thanks! - See you some time! 402 00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:40,174 Now show me the fuckin' paper before I rip your dumb head off! 403 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,292 Reeding, 1 h 404 00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:11,291 G'day, mister. Did by any chance a young lady stop by for a survey? 405 00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:15,572 Yup, there was this nice missus, but she had already gone! 406 00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:21,138 Thanks a lot! - Can I help you with anything? 407 00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:22,249 No... 408 00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:25,417 Or... Mister! 409 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,252 I 've been wondering - did my colleague 410 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,291 Barbara, mention our new product? 411 00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:31,489 Not a thing! 412 00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:36,297 I see. Well, our company has discovered a new sort of vitamin in 413 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:42,370 India, in the Amazon. Vitamin C 19 +. And we started soaking our 414 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:45,617 first class tobacco in this vitamin. 415 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:50,298 The result was a life-prolonging medicine. 416 00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:53,138 Reaally?? - And not only does it prolong your life - 417 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:59,454 it's such a spice to your sex life it's hard to describe. 418 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,298 Really? Well, give me one then. 419 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:06,139 Not that there's anything wrong with my 420 00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:10,173 sex-life, but it would be nice to live longer. - I dig you, mister. 421 00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:13,974 Now - this bag would cost you 500, bought in a drugstore. 422 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,817 Whoa, that's something! I can sell it to 423 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:18,175 you for 100 bucks, the purchase price. 424 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:22,016 Wel... ehm... - Look, mister. Money is money. 425 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:27,293 But health, sir, health! For your health 's sake! 426 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:31,773 Ok, then give me one, and another one for my wife. 427 00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:36,654 She's on her deathbed as well, you know and I'd like to ease her pain. 428 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,260 Excellent! Thank you very much! - You're welcome. 429 00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:41,734 Enjoy! - Thanks! 430 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:47,540 Yes? - Hey, it's Buddha... - Bu-who? 431 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:51,616 You know, the "basement-guy"! - Hey! What's up? 432 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,415 Huh, I've got your favourite stuff! 433 00:40:56,020 --> 00:41:00,013 I want some!! You really got it? 434 00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:03,457 Yeah, but in large quantities and I was wondering if you could set 435 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:06,970 me up with that dealer from Bishop's Town who handles the ecstasy! 436 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:11,935 Oh, Butch? Yeah, sure, are you gonna write it down? 437 00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:14,255 Nope, I'll memorise it. I memorise everything. 438 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:20,136 Ok! 041567890, got it? - Got it! Thanks! Bye! 439 00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:21,579 Ok! Bye! 440 00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:30,731 Yeah? Who is it? - Hey, it's Buddha! 441 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,529 And who might you be to disturb me? 442 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:36,653 Oh, no one. I just wanna go watch the X-Files with you! 443 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:40,137 I get it. How big's our company gonna be? 444 00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:45,296 Nine thousand folks. - That's quite a crowd. The ticket? 445 00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:47,093 Let's say four bucks. 446 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:50,816 5 Downing Square, Bishop's Town. You know where that is? 447 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:55,339 I have no idea but I'll find it. - High noon - and don't be late! 448 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:57,735 Sure. Of course I'm gonna be on time. No problemo! 449 00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:02,570 I 'm never late! I got this badass watch. I've had it for six years. 450 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,498 May my dick fall-off if I ain't on time! 451 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:08,413 Hey... Hey!! Fuck... 452 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,256 REEDING 1 H 453 00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:09,973 Dammit, unavailable cunt. 454 00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:13,779 Catch my groove. 455 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,934 What d 'you want! - We got exctasy. 456 00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:13,054 Really? No shit!! You want the whole town to hear you or what? 457 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,455 Get in so we can talk business. 458 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,610 The boss is busy. 459 00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:48,973 Wait here. 460 00:44:57,180 --> 00:45:02,174 Man, if Frankie don't get us... 461 00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:04,811 this guy will, for sure! 462 00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:08,694 Frankie. Frankie sent you? THE Frankie? 463 00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:11,294 Welllll... Frankie, yeah. 464 00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:12,853 Frankie sent us. That's right. 465 00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,697 Show me what you got. 466 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:20,373 Here, there's 100 pieces in a bag and I got 90 of those. 467 00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:30,777 What if he finds out they're fake? - It doesn't matter, just take it easy. 468 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:04,099 C'mon, take the money and let's go! Hey... let's go. 469 00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:08,737 Ehm... could we get the money because we really have to go. 470 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:16,292 Could we get the money, cause we have to get going? 471 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:20,577 Here, have some. 472 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:23,975 What the fuck, Buddha! 473 00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:34,295 Buddha! 474 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:37,773 We still have something to do, remember... 475 00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:26,977 What's the matter with you! Let's go! These guys are wack! 476 00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:31,375 Do you hear me!?! - Chill, man. - Let's go!! 477 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,897 Shut up, will you? 478 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,091 And would all of you please stop yelling! 479 00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:40,091 Didn't you see what he did to that guy who screamed! 480 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:43,177 Besides, I can 't concentrate with all this yelling! 481 00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:47,017 We have the money. Let's go! 482 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,979 My backpack! 483 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:02,774 Let's go! - Wait, the door! 484 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,734 The drugstore kicks ass! 485 00:48:20,740 --> 00:48:23,857 Man, I was with this babe the other day. 486 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:27,893 I paid her drinks and all and then she wouldn't even do me... 487 00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:29,938 What the fuck's the matter with you? 488 00:48:30,580 --> 00:48:32,377 Are we there yet? 489 00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:35,369 Cause I feel like being in the Lila Pause commercial. 490 00:48:35,420 --> 00:48:39,538 You know, purple cows, the marmot with the chocolate! 491 00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:42,617 Save it, Ortho, save it, ok? 492 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:51,450 Damn, it's freezing out here! 493 00:48:51,780 --> 00:49:00,370 Mountains, snow... I bet the rooster still wakes 'em up around here! 494 00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:02,729 The realm of the abominable snowman. 495 00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:05,248 Now keep an eye out while I do my thing! Ok? 496 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:25,258 You're gonna break in? - Yeah! 497 00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:26,972 You're gonna BREAK IN?? - I saw it in a movie! 498 00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:30,171 You're gonna break in? Go, go... just step aside! 499 00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:30,970 You're gonna do it? 500 00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:34,535 Get lost! Get lost! Please! Just go home, man, just go home! 501 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:39,530 Oooh, you have the key, that's right! 502 00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:56,773 Buddha! 503 00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:13,292 ...he had the key. Just like that. 504 00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:24,769 Damn this car smells!! 505 00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:28,654 I 'm telling you, man, all the dung and the cows and Malizia... 506 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:33,535 What's the matter with this chick, what a stench!! 507 00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:38,815 Open the door! We're never gonna ventilate this shit! 508 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:43,929 And she fucked up the lock, fucking cow! 509 00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:47,131 And all the dead hens, sheep... rotting... 510 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:53,096 those road kills and stuff ...and crazy mushrooms... 511 00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:59,133 What? 512 00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:05,537 Whoooaaaa! 513 00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,611 How did she squeeze him in? 514 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:19,136 What's up, fatass! 515 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:21,136 Ffffatass yourself!! 516 00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:25,014 Who are you calling fat, cunt! - Who's fat now, huh? Huh? 517 00:51:25,060 --> 00:51:28,814 ZZ... Zoki... what are you doing here? 518 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:30,578 Yeah, it's me! What am I doin' here? 519 00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:34,454 Hahah, he's stammering. - Told you you're gonna love him! 520 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,412 Say: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck... 521 00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:40,452 I. I... I can't! 522 00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:43,251 Hell you can't! Say it! 523 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:46,770 No, nnono, no. - Motherfucker! You can't? SAY IT! 524 00:51:46,820 --> 00:51:49,175 I can! - You can? Come on, say it! 525 00:51:49,220 --> 00:51:55,659 H h h how mmmuch wood wwwould a a a... 526 00:51:56,300 --> 00:51:58,450 Come on! He's just fuckin' with you! 527 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:02,129 I... l... I know! - Haha! He knows! 528 00:52:02,940 --> 00:52:04,419 Joke, right? 529 00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:09,978 Joke?? Joke? You just give us the money and we get lost! 530 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:12,375 Frankie s... said... tomorrow! 531 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,251 Frankie said tomorrow my ass! 532 00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:16,018 Tomorrow? What tomorrow? 533 00:52:16,060 --> 00:52:20,576 I don't h... h... have it yet. - What do you mean you don't have it yet!? 534 00:52:20,620 --> 00:52:23,293 Damn! - I can't believe this. 535 00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:30,649 Have you lost your mind? You killed the man! 536 00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:33,260 His problem! He made me snap! 537 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:35,291 HIS problem? How can HE make you snap?! 538 00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:37,729 He irritates me with his stammering! 539 00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:40,772 So what? Do you have to pop him right here for that? 540 00:52:40,820 --> 00:52:43,778 Frankie said: No money, no mercy! 541 00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:45,890 So what! Did you have to shoot him here? 542 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,731 You just shoot wherever you go! 543 00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:50,532 What am I supposed to do with him? Look at him!! 544 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:53,048 Who's going to carry him outside? 545 00:52:54,540 --> 00:52:56,576 He's humongous alright. 546 00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:02,054 Grab him. 547 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:10,655 Keep standing there. Grab him! - Ok, calm down... 548 00:53:11,780 --> 00:53:15,250 Fucking pig! What did this guy have for lunch? 549 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:18,256 Behemoth. 550 00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:25,653 Now what? 551 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:27,850 Go, go! Move it! In the car! 552 00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:33,177 What in the car? - We'll put him in the car! 553 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:36,612 What if we put him in that Renault over there? 554 00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:39,015 How are you gonna stuff this mammoth in there? 555 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:43,129 You said you didn't want his guts all over the car! 556 00:53:43,980 --> 00:53:46,972 It's expensive, the cleaning and all. 557 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:51,298 It does look like a coffin on wheels! Ok! Let's go! 558 00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:54,732 Here goes! One! Two! Two, three! 559 00:54:01,060 --> 00:54:03,813 He must've eaten the Stonehenge! 560 00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:13,019 What? What?? - I can't do it! 561 00:54:13,060 --> 00:54:16,257 You can't do it? Go fetch something from the house! 562 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:17,528 Fetch what? 563 00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:21,493 Fetch what? Fetch what? You always have to ask me, right? 564 00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:26,013 Go and get us something useful. There's gotta be something. 565 00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:33,251 You ate all day through, huh? Fat pig! 566 00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:38,654 I could be at home watching a movie, but no, I have to put up with this! 567 00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:44,608 Here! Fancy, huh? 568 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:46,332 What the fuck's that? 569 00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:48,575 A fork! 570 00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:53,250 Oh, of course! A fork! And where's the rest of the kitchen set? 571 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:56,895 What set? - What set?! The knife, the spoon... 572 00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:58,771 What knife? - ...the napkin, the plates... 573 00:54:58,820 --> 00:55:00,458 It was on the table! ...the table cloth... 574 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:01,728 He was eating, what? 575 00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:06,251 Why didn't you bring the rest? Put it on the table, we got a picnic! 576 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:09,929 I 'd bend this one in, that one out... 577 00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:15,571 Like MacGyver with the swiss army knife, see? 578 00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:21,616 MacGyver? Victorinox? I need something to open this shit! 579 00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:23,890 Ok, Zoki, it seemed the only useful thing! 580 00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:25,896 The only useful thing? - He was eating, what?? 581 00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:28,659 It's always up to me. You can't do shit! Fuck! 582 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:31,419 All by myself. Mr. Fix-it! 583 00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:40,292 Always me... Zoki this, Zoki that... 584 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:43,138 You're the man, ok? 585 00:55:45,340 --> 00:55:46,534 Let's go. 586 00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,250 Made to fit. 587 00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:38,139 Do you really have to go? - Yeah, I feel kinda sick. 588 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,809 Do you need a ride home maybe? 589 00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:46,332 I'll manage, you go and have a blast, don't make me spoil the party! 590 00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:48,291 Hey, no problem at all! 591 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:51,499 Some other time, how about that? 592 00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:55,453 Ok, can I call you? - Sure, you do that. 593 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,728 Bye! 594 00:57:12,580 --> 00:57:15,572 Man, that's some wacko bitch! 595 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,613 How did she squeeze him in anyway? 596 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,453 I 'm starting to like this babe more and more! 597 00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:28,016 What's up, Cone! Forgot about us, huh? Where's our money? 598 00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:31,052 We've heard you've been dealing big time, huh? 599 00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:32,897 I 'll give it to you when I have it! Beat it! 600 00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:34,851 Yeah, beat it! - You ain 't got it?? 601 00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:40,735 Chill man, chill! Easy! We can work this out, right? 602 00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:43,772 Yeah, you can take the wheels instead! 603 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,971 Yeah, take the Renault! - The Renault! 604 00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:52,613 Your friends ain't as dumb as they look, Cone! 605 00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:55,458 But the car seems a little fucked up! 606 00:57:55,500 --> 00:58:00,290 Fucked up? This one's as flawless as they get! Just feel this! 607 00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:02,092 Do you see any rust, bumps, scratches, anything? 608 00:58:02,140 --> 00:58:06,019 Nothing! The doors open like butter, like they were fucking automatic! 609 00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:08,130 And these as well! 610 00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:10,091 This shit ain 't even got five gears! 611 00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:14,258 One, two, three, four, five... and the rear - six, see? It's almost 612 00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:17,929 like a Land Rover and saves you a shit-load of gas! Now check the 613 00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:23,373 lights out - turn them on at night and it's like a sunrise! 614 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:26,492 And then the flies come crashing in the windshield. 615 00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:33,298 Anyway, it's a French car and the French know their wheels. 616 00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:38,538 Got you! - Whiskers! 617 00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:43,370 Anyway, the car's worth more than that fuckin' weed of yours! 618 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,694 Hey, heeey! - Slow down! 619 00:58:44,740 --> 00:58:47,334 What motherfucking weed? The weed you gave to Cone. 620 00:58:47,380 --> 00:58:50,929 So, it's a little-used machine, this grandma had it, holidays only. 621 00:58:50,980 --> 00:58:53,414 And she didn't even know how to shift in the fifth gear! 622 00:58:57,820 --> 00:58:58,855 Did you see that? 623 00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:12,292 I mean... have you ever seen a Renault 5 with an automatic trunk 624 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:15,696 windows, doors and all... and you don't have to shake it. 625 00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:19,130 It's a fine car, trust me on this, ok? 626 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:27,255 Looks fine to me! - Ok, the keys please! 627 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:30,292 Turk, give him the keys! And make it snappy! 628 00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:38,492 You take it for a ride, I'll get mine and I'll meet you up on the garages. 629 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,850 Ok! Be careful with these guys! 630 00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:51,814 Cone! Did you piss in this one as well?? 631 00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:58,733 What's so funny? - Nothing. 632 01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:10,690 Hi, Tamy! Did I wake you up? 633 01:00:12,220 --> 01:00:16,577 I don't know what to do. Cone's been calling me but I haven't 634 01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:20,659 picked up. Now I 'm afraid he's not gonna call anymore. 635 01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:26,539 Do you think I should ring him up or leave him... 636 01:00:28,740 --> 01:00:31,254 No, I'm not calling him. 637 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,494 You think so? 638 01:00:42,780 --> 01:00:44,452 Maybe you're right. 639 01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:46,531 I know, he really is such a looser. 640 01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:49,378 I don't know why I'm still with him. 641 01:00:50,340 --> 01:00:54,492 I 'm not calling him anymore. Sorry I woke you up. 642 01:00:54,540 --> 01:00:58,897 I 'll call you tomorrow, ok? Ok, bye! 643 01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:01,970 I 'm SO not calling him again!! 644 01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:09,492 Never again. 645 01:01:57,660 --> 01:02:00,299 Turk, man, you REALLY don't know how to walk! 646 01:02:00,340 --> 01:02:03,252 What do you mean? - Really, you walk like a penguin! 647 01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:04,574 Hey! - Like a toad. 648 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:08,852 Well, all the babes tell me they recognize me by my hot walk! 649 01:02:09,020 --> 01:02:11,488 They do, huh? - Look, they do recognize you by your walk... 650 01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:14,338 ...but not because it's hot! - Screw you! 651 01:02:14,380 --> 01:02:18,692 Hey! Turk, wait! No, really. Your feet should point out. 652 01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:22,256 Like that, yeah. And pull back your shoulders. 653 01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:24,252 That's more like it! Now, if anyone asks 654 01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:26,495 you anything, you just raise your head like Bruce Willis. 655 01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:29,936 Yeah, like someone's tickling your balls! That's it! 656 01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:33,689 No try to stay like that! - There! You can do it! 657 01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:47,539 Fuck you!! Donald Duck maybe, not Bruce Willis! 658 01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,292 A beef burrito, please! 659 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:51,737 What will you have? - I'll have a chicken burrito. 660 01:02:52,180 --> 01:02:55,252 Cheddar and beans! - Chicken, with ketchup! 661 01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:57,777 One beef, one chicken, one cheddar and beans. 662 01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,856 And one chicken with ketchup! 663 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:02,448 How can you eat that? - Ketchup rules. 664 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:06,288 To the Finnish maybe... - You can't eat a ketchup burrito. 665 01:03:06,340 --> 01:03:09,696 You can have a hot dog with ketchup, but not a burrito! 666 01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,415 Yeah... but... - Nope. 667 01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:12,415 But... - No way. 668 01:03:13,020 --> 01:03:15,170 But if... - No. 669 01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:18,257 Turk, I 've changed my mind. 670 01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:21,177 Too late. Here! 671 01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:46,055 Man, burritos rock. 672 01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:51,613 Look, I've been thinking... We still need to find most of the 673 01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:54,857 money. And we got only two days left. 674 01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:58,531 This week went by like the Orient Express. 675 01:03:58,580 --> 01:04:00,457 Stop it, asshole. 676 01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:03,098 It's not cold. It's well-done! 677 01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:06,257 It's cold! - But I 've just made it! - Don't you like me or what? 678 01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:08,131 We like you, we really do. 679 01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:11,013 I 'm going to call the police... I mean... those guys... 680 01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:16,299 The inspection, yeah!! They'll show you giving out cold hot-dogs! 681 01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:18,979 The nerve! Here! Feel it! Feel my weener! 682 01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:23,298 There's nothing wrong with it. It's hot!! 683 01:04:23,340 --> 01:04:28,130 It's fucking COLD!! Give me another one! No, no, fuck you! 684 01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:31,855 Give me my money back. Three fifty, please. 685 01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:33,731 Stop it, shithead! What's wrong with you? 686 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,930 Motherfucking cold-burrito mob! 687 01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:43,255 Goodbye! And don't show up no more! 688 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:47,617 Can you believe this shit? I 'm coming here more often! 689 01:04:51,980 --> 01:04:54,016 What am I supposed to do with this burrito now? 690 01:04:54,060 --> 01:04:58,372 It's cold anyway. Take it back, they'll change it for a fresh one! 691 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:03,609 Ok, stop goofing around. I was serious. 692 01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:06,695 Does anyone have any ideas how to get the dough in two days? 693 01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:09,049 Do YOU have any idea how to get the money? 694 01:05:13,420 --> 01:05:15,172 We're gonna sell everything. 695 01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:18,250 The burrito as well? 696 01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:22,973 Yes, the burrito as well. We're selling everything today. 697 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:26,410 All that we have. And the burrito, Ortho. 698 01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:52,252 We have 44 grand. 699 01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:56,930 Dammit, man, we were almost there!! 700 01:07:57,540 --> 01:07:59,849 We still have a day to sell something. 701 01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:06,056 Come on, Ortho sold his golden chain, you sold your skateboard, 702 01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:11,412 Cone and I sold everything we had. What else can we sell? 703 01:08:11,660 --> 01:08:15,050 We can steal it again, sell it, steal it again... 704 01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:23,057 I 've got it. You'll go to the casino and come back with 115 grand. 705 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,169 Why me? 706 01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:25,778 Cause you're the only one who can gamble. 707 01:08:25,820 --> 01:08:27,731 But I don't gamble with such amounts! 708 01:08:27,780 --> 01:08:29,896 If you have a better idea, let's hear it! 709 01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:31,977 What if I lose it all? 710 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:35,251 I 'll rip you a new asshole and Frank will rip me one. 711 01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:36,972 And if Frankie won't, Butch will for sure. 712 01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:39,488 Or the cops or Grim and Whiskers. 713 01:08:39,540 --> 01:08:40,370 Ok, ok! 714 01:08:42,420 --> 01:08:43,978 Just tell me what to play. 715 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:49,090 You can play everything, just stay away from poker! 716 01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:54,052 When d'you want me to go? 717 01:08:55,460 --> 01:08:57,178 You wanna take a nap, right? 718 01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,096 I wouldn't mind. 719 01:08:58,140 --> 01:09:00,370 I suppose you'd fancy me bringing you an orange, peel it 720 01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:02,012 and take out the seed, right? NOW!! 721 01:09:09,540 --> 01:09:14,250 Hey! - What? - Good luck. 722 01:09:57,700 --> 01:09:58,849 Red, right? 723 01:09:59,420 --> 01:10:01,058 Let's hope so. Good luck. 724 01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:33,053 The bets are off. 725 01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:51,696 Zero, niente, Nichts. 726 01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:59,328 This is all your fault, Turk! - Who told you to play the roulette. 727 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:01,769 I just said you shouldn't play poker 728 01:11:01,820 --> 01:11:03,936 because it's by far the dirtiest! 729 01:11:03,980 --> 01:11:06,494 I didn't tell you to play just the roullete. 730 01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:09,373 Now tell me you layed red bets only. 731 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:11,092 What? There's another colour?! 732 01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:12,175 Fucking dimwit! 733 01:11:12,220 --> 01:11:13,699 C'mon, red like ketchup, what else! 734 01:11:13,740 --> 01:11:15,253 Cool. - I 'm gonna motherfuckin' waste you! 735 01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:16,858 Oh yeah? Go get it, Turk-boy. 736 01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:19,812 Cool it, guys! Do you remember what you said one week ago? 737 01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:24,729 We're all in this together! - Well, this was not what I had in mind. 738 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:27,977 And it wouln't be like this, if this shithead hadn't fucked it up! 739 01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:31,410 Who are you calling a shithead, asshole! - How could he! 740 01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:35,934 Look, Frankie would understand 741 01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:38,858 if we brought at least 44 grand, he'd have 742 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,572 given us more time maybe. 743 01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:42,770 But now, we ain't got nothing to give and we 744 01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:45,288 can't even tell him the truth, because no one 745 01:11:45,340 --> 01:11:46,614 would believe this shit. 746 01:11:46,660 --> 01:11:48,696 He's gonna have us for dinner, Cone, 747 01:11:49,220 --> 01:11:51,370 and the only thing on my mind is to 748 01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:54,412 strangle that idiot over there! - Come and get some, you pussy! 749 01:11:54,460 --> 01:11:57,816 Shut up or I 'll let him kill you! You laid just red bets shithead! 750 01:11:57,860 --> 01:11:59,976 I can take you both down! - Quiet! 751 01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:02,136 And you shut up as well. 752 01:12:02,180 --> 01:12:03,977 It could 've happened to you too, if you hadn't 753 01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:05,294 blamed everybody else for everything! 754 01:12:05,340 --> 01:12:07,535 First, I had to get the money, then he had to double the 755 01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:10,253 sum and now everybody's to take the heat but you. 756 01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:15,498 Can we just calm down now, please? 757 01:12:15,740 --> 01:12:17,970 Sure... - What? 758 01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:30,853 Sure, we're gonna die. All of us. Red!! 759 01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:33,097 We could emigrate to my aunt in Munich! 760 01:12:33,980 --> 01:12:36,255 Shut up or you'll get it. - What?? 761 01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:42,292 Frankie's gonna kill us all. 762 01:12:43,580 --> 01:12:46,617 Not if we kill him first. 763 01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:54,096 We don't have the money anyway, so that 764 01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:55,653 leaves us with two options. 765 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:58,260 Either Frankie nails us or we nail him. 766 01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:01,258 The second one sounds better. 767 01:13:02,980 --> 01:13:07,292 How do you plan to kill that mastodon? 768 01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:10,972 And he has those thugs all over the place. 769 01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:22,338 Buddha's right. We have to kill him before he kills us. 770 01:13:23,940 --> 01:13:28,138 After all, we've borrowed 100 grand. That's no pocket money. 771 01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:39,490 Ok, Buddha. You're so smart, tell us the masterplan, please. 772 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:41,371 I 'd take this suitcase... 773 01:13:53,180 --> 01:13:58,857 I can't believe this! You'd switch the money with slips of paper. 774 01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:03,291 Oh, and before that, we'd smoke them out with a gas bomb. 775 01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:05,410 Then me and Ortho would chase those 776 01:14:05,460 --> 01:14:07,530 200 pound gorillas around with a cord 777 01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:14,850 and a knife, right? - Or I could ring my homeboys up! 778 01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:18,017 Let's just emigrate to your aunt in Munich! 779 01:14:19,980 --> 01:14:26,613 At least we're here. They can't find us here so quick, right? 780 01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:47,330 Anyone got a joint? - We're gonna die and you want a joint, man? 781 01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:51,611 So what if we die. Just one before I go, right? 782 01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:54,450 If I die, i'll die high! 783 01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:56,571 C'mon, Cone, let's blast a joint. 784 01:14:57,060 --> 01:14:58,539 Frankie, Frankie! 785 01:15:17,740 --> 01:15:19,014 Whatever. 786 01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:45,535 Just move aside for a moment, ok? 787 01:15:54,300 --> 01:16:00,375 What's up, fellas! Run out of time? Guys, go keep an eye out! 788 01:16:02,940 --> 01:16:04,089 Now, where were we. 789 01:16:14,740 --> 01:16:18,574 Do you know how people get their money these days? 790 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:22,970 This is gonna get ugly. - What's gonna get ugly? 791 01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:25,936 Those kids. They're ok, I 'd hate to see them go. 792 01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:32,089 They're ok, yeah. Ok. It's their fault. Ready money... 793 01:16:34,180 --> 01:16:36,330 ...works great cures! - That's right. 794 01:16:40,740 --> 01:16:44,050 Damn, Burim! Stop spitting all over the floor. 795 01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:48,974 Why? - We're not outside. - So...? - Well, don 't spit on the floor. 796 01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:52,251 What's the difference? -lt's disgusting. - What's disgusting about it? 797 01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:54,860 You spit on the floor, in the basement, everywhere. 798 01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:56,811 I got too much slobber, what? 799 01:16:57,940 --> 01:17:02,934 You can't spit inside. - Why not? 800 01:17:02,980 --> 01:17:05,130 Because you can't! Spit outside, dammit! 801 01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:09,293 Isn't it the same shit if I do it inside or outside? 802 01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:11,814 It's not the same shit, get it? 803 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,334 Outside there's the rain, the wind, the sun 804 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:18,259 mother nature takes care of it! The spit is gone in a flash! 805 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,768 Have you ever seen a spit when you went for a walk? 806 01:17:20,820 --> 01:17:24,096 Loads of them. - Yeah, you saw your own spits! 807 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:26,051 Those as well, yeah. - How about someone else's? 808 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:28,534 Have you ever seen my spit outside? 809 01:17:28,580 --> 01:17:30,172 It doesn't say whose spit it is. 810 01:17:30,220 --> 01:17:32,859 It doesn't matter, because it vanishes outside. 811 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:38,020 But inside, it stays on the floor. Have you ever thought 812 01:17:38,060 --> 01:17:41,655 of what's gonna happen to your spit? 813 01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:44,970 Well? - It's gonna dry! 814 01:17:45,020 --> 01:17:46,817 My ass! Do you know what's gonna happen? 815 01:17:46,860 --> 01:17:50,091 This guy will go fetch the potatoes from the basement and he's gonna step 816 01:17:50,140 --> 01:17:54,895 right onto your spit with his shoes. The spit is gonna stick to his soles 817 01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:59,695 and he's gonna bring the spit straight into his living room because 818 01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:07,249 the idiot won't take his shoes off. The spit's gonna be in his living room. 819 01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:11,293 Then his little six months old baby girl is going to crawl right into the 820 01:18:11,340 --> 01:18:17,973 living room with her rattle and she'll throw it right on that spit. 821 01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:22,298 And then what? Six months old babys put everything they get their hands 822 01:18:22,340 --> 01:18:26,128 on into their mouths and she's gonna have your spit in her mouth. 823 01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:29,775 How do you like that, a little kid having your spit in her mouth? 824 01:18:29,820 --> 01:18:33,529 Maybe you'll have a baby one day. Would you want her to have some pig 's 825 01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:35,491 spit in her mouth? 826 01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:38,373 To me, every spit's the same. - No, it's not! 827 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:41,053 Saliva... - It's all the same to you! 828 01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:44,331 Do you know what saliva is? It's a body-fluid. 829 01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:49,295 A body fluid. Saliva's one of them. Do you know how many are there? 830 01:18:50,020 --> 01:18:54,093 Would you want to have my cum on your hands, eh? 831 01:18:55,220 --> 01:18:56,096 No way! 832 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:59,970 Why not? All the body fluids are the same. You said so yourself. 833 01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:04,810 Imagine having my sperm on your palms. Just a body fluid, right? 834 01:19:08,140 --> 01:19:10,290 Do you know what I think? - What? 835 01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:12,770 You're a fag. - What? 836 01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:15,539 You're a faggot. - I ain't no fag, fuck you! 837 01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:18,253 Burim? - Sorry, Boss! 838 01:19:19,420 --> 01:19:23,936 I mean... Saliva, sperm, it's all the same to you. 839 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:26,655 It's not the same, sperm and spit. 840 01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:28,811 Hell it's not! - Is not! 841 01:19:29,380 --> 01:19:31,416 Is not! - Is too! 842 01:19:31,940 --> 01:19:33,771 Ok then. - Ok. 843 01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:37,691 Hold this, will you? - Ehm... 844 01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:40,336 Keep it now, ok? - You keep it! 845 01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:41,529 Burim, keep it! 846 01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:45,178 Why the fuck do I have to do everything. 847 01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:48,098 Everytime, every single time... 848 01:19:48,140 --> 01:19:50,973 Burim... Burim!! - What?!? 849 01:20:02,220 --> 01:20:04,290 Easy now. 850 01:20:04,340 --> 01:20:06,300 Selling us Alka-seltzer, huh? 851 01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:08,815 The Mob and the businessmen. 852 01:20:08,860 --> 01:20:11,454 They're the only ones handling the money. 853 01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,499 And who the fuck are you? 854 01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:18,411 Ok, shit, what the fuck's just happened here? 855 01:21:18,460 --> 01:21:19,131 I don't know. 856 01:21:19,180 --> 01:21:21,700 Cone, open the door, I gotta go sit down and think a little. 857 01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:22,291 Cone, open the door, I gotta go sit down and think a little. 858 01:21:42,980 --> 01:21:44,015 Hi! 859 01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:46,972 It was her! I 'm gonna kill her! Bitch!! 860 01:21:47,020 --> 01:21:49,170 Take it easy, ok? What the fuck's the matter with you! 861 01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:58,136 I wanted to turn you in, but I care too much about you. 862 01:22:04,740 --> 01:22:07,573 Here's your money. 863 01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:41,258 Directed by MITJA OKORN 864 01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:47,337 So, are we gonna spend the cash or what? 865 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:50,452 We just sit around all day long. 866 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:53,572 No! -Let's buy a little heater. 867 01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:57,897 You want some coke? - No, get lost. 868 01:22:58,300 --> 01:23:01,451 What about you? - Beat it, Buddha! - More for me then! 869 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:05,413 You know what we ought to do with this money? Make a movie. 870 01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:07,293 Yup, a porno. 871 01:23:08,060 --> 01:23:12,338 That'd be cool too, but I thought we'd make a movie about the shit that 872 01:23:12,380 --> 01:23:14,530 happened to us. - Yup, porno! 873 01:23:14,580 --> 01:23:16,969 How are you gonna do the movie if everyone's dead. 874 01:23:17,020 --> 01:23:18,499 Frankie's dead, all of them. 875 01:23:19,060 --> 01:23:21,858 Stupid! You don't play yourself in a movie! 876 01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:23,811 Actors do it, it doesn't even matter which. 877 01:23:23,860 --> 01:23:24,895 Dumbass. 878 01:23:24,940 --> 01:23:29,297 That's true. I don't know... have I ever told you about my cousin? 879 01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:30,853 The mean mother? 880 01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:35,293 Yeah, that's the one. Tall, skinny, no moustache. He gets around. 881 01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:41,336 He knows all the filmmakers, like Quentin. Quentin could play Frankie. 882 01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:42,574 Get the fuck outta here! 883 01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:45,180 And Uma Thurman can play Barbie and I 'm gonna be fucking 884 01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:47,290 her like a madman on the washing machine, right? 885 01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:50,059 Exactly, Cone, exactly! - Sure, Turk! 886 01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:55,777 Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino, that would bring down the house! 887 01:23:55,820 --> 01:24:00,371 My cousins are serious. Consider it done. 888 01:24:01,460 --> 01:24:04,975 Ortho's dad could act too, and he could lend us his Audi. 889 01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:06,934 He could do that, yeah! 890 01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:09,494 The Audi would make us look serious. 891 01:24:09,540 --> 01:24:12,612 Would anyone understand what Ortho's dad is saying? 892 01:24:12,660 --> 01:24:14,298 Look who's talking! 893 01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:20,290 Of course they would! - Who would be the director then? 894 01:24:21,460 --> 01:24:23,849 Rocco Siffredi! He's the bomb! 895 01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:27,654 Who the fuck!? - Let's keep Siffredi out of this!!! 896 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:34,173 What about Ritchie? - You mean that billionaire kid? 897 01:24:34,220 --> 01:24:37,292 I didn't know he's in the movies business. 898 01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:41,856 Retard! - Guy Ritchie, not Richie Rich! 899 01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:46,053 I told you to stop watching Cartoon Network, dude... 900 01:24:46,100 --> 01:24:51,254 Ritchie will want loads of money! - Who's gonna directionalize it then? 901 01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:56,893 What about that guy, you should know him, Buddha - 902 01:24:56,940 --> 01:25:00,296 - The one that made all those skateboard movies? 903 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:06,373 Man, he's a nervous wreck, he just yells all the time 904 01:25:06,420 --> 01:25:10,618 That guy is so tense he's gone half-bald. 905 01:25:11,300 --> 01:25:15,293 But it wouldn 't cost us much. - Yeah, he's from Slovenia. 906 01:25:16,860 --> 01:25:20,057 Who would be dumb enough to go see this movie anyway? 907 01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:27,771 Porno! 908 01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:30,015 Porno! 909 01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:32,820 !? Lost in translation!? PETER ZARGI 910 01:25:32,820 --> 01:25:34,458 !? Lost in translation!? PETER ZARGI 74307

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