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NARRATOR:
Previously on Friends:
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- I can't believe you won't be there.
- I know.
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Why can't you take a couple of days off?
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- Because I can't.
- This is my wedding.
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- I can't wait to see it.
- Her parents got married there.
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It's the most beautiful place.
It's right over...
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Oh, my God!
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The only thing I understand is
postponing is not an option.
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This wedding is not gonna happen.
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If you don't love this, then we'll do it
any other place or time. It's fine.
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It's perfect.
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- I'm going to London.
- What?
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It's not over until someone says, "I do."
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I do! I do! I do!
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Rachel, no!
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[PHONE RINGING]
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The Waltham residence.
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Hi, is this Emily's parents' house?
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This is the housekeeper.
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And, by the way, that is not how one
addresses a person on the telephone.
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First one identifies oneself...
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...and then asks for the person
with whom one wishes to speak.
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
Um, this is Phoebe Buffay.
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I was wondering, please...
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...if it's not too much trouble, please...
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...um, might I speak with
Miss Emily Waltham, please?
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Miss Waltham is
at the rehearsal dinner.
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And it is not polite
to make fun of people. Goodbye.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
No, no! I'll be nice, I swear.
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Could you just give me their number?
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I'm afraid I'm not at liberty
to divulge that information.
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Somebody is on their way to ruin the wedding,
and I have to warn them.
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So give me that number
or I'll come over there...
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...and I'll kick your snooty ass
all the way to New Gloukenshire!
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[DIAL TONE HUMMING]
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Hello? Hello? Oh!
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Ooh, she knew I could kick her ass.
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JUDY:
Hi, sweetheart.
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ROSS:
Mom, Dad.
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Oh, sorry, we're late.
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My fault. I insisted on riding the tube.
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Judy, the kids!
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That's what they call the subway.
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Oh!
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I thought...
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Dad, we got it.
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Oh! Here comes my dad and stepmom.
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Mr. And Mrs. Geller.
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This is Steven...
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...and Andrea Waltham.
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STEVEN:
How do you do? Very nice to meet you.
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- Ha, ha!
- Eh, darling, the Gellers.
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Darling, it's the Gellers.
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She's self-involved.
I should never have married her.
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- Sorry, what?
- It's the Gellers.
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- Where?
- That's one and that's another one.
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Lovely to meet you.
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Nice of you to pay
for half the wedding.
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Oh, the hell with tradition!
We're happy to do it.
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Oh, we know how expensive
weddings can be.
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Besides, this may be
the only wedding we get to throw.
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Ahem, ha, ha.
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A joke that's funny in all countries.
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Sir?
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- What's in it?
- Goat cheese, watercress and pancetta.
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That's not food.
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No, I don't want it.
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Everything's different here.
I want to go home.
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I miss my family, the coffeehouse.
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I can't remember
what Phoebe looks like!
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Joey, it's been three days.
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[MOUTHS]
Oh.
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Okay, you're just a little homesick.
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Would you just try to relax
and just enjoy yourself?
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You're different here too.
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You're mean in England!
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JACK:
What the hell?
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What's up, Dad?
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This bill for my half. It's insane.
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Why is it so much?
The reception's at their house.
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Flowers, liquor. Re-carpet first floor?
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New guest bath, landscaping.
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I'm paying to remodel this house.
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I'll give that son of a bitch
a piece of my mind.
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Dad. Please.
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I don't want anything to upset Emily.
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She's had a hard enough
couple of days as it is.
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Here. Let me go talk to him.
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You tell him no one takes advantage
of the Gellers.
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Ooh, Jack.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Sometimes I forget
how powerful you can be.
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[BOTH MOAN]
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And I'll go get drunk.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Hello.
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Um, when is your next flight to London?
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- There's one leaving in 30 minutes.
- Oh!
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And I do have one seat left.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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The last-minute fare
on this ticket is $2700.
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Ugh. I don't have enough left
on my credit card.
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You can split it with another card.
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Okay, how about five?
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Oh, thank you.
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I need to see your passport.
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I don't have it, but I can tell you
where it is on my nightstand.
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You know what?
I have my driver's license.
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And I have a 20.
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Face it, my father is not gonna pay
for the built-in barbecue.
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And believe me, you can
kiss your gazebo goodbye.
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I might be able
to get you the new lawn.
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Ah! Then you have to give us
the lawn ornaments.
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I go back there with lawn ornaments,
he'll laugh in my face.
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Will you say something, Steven?
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Don't take that tone with me.
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All right, you can.
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- Hi, Pheebs.
- Oh, thank God!
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Oh, you changed your mind. Ugh!
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You probably don't want
to talk about it.
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You're doing the right thing.
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- Bye, Pheebs.
- Where are you going?
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What are you doing? No, wait.
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Why am I always pregnant
when she does that?
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[CLINKING]
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I'd like to toast Ross and Emily.
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My big toast is tomorrow.
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This is kind of my little toast,
or Melba toast, if you will.
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Okay.
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Ahem. I knew Ross when he was, uh,
going out with his first girlfriend.
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Oh, heh.
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I thought things would work out
until he over-inflated her.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, dear God!
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Hello, Waltham Interiors.
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Oh! Hi, Mrs. Waltham.
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I need to speak with, um,
one of the best men or Ross' sister.
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- Who is this?
- Oh, Phoebe, one of Ross' best friends.
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If you're Ross' friend,
why aren't you here?
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Um, I can't fly.
I'm having my brother's babies.
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Oh.
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Am I on the radio?
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No. Um...
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...can I talk to one of them?
It's important.
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I'm bored of you now.
I'm going to cut you off.
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Oh!
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We're excited that, uh, Ross and Emily
are getting married at Montgomery Hall.
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To think, my friend getting
married in Monty Hall.
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Oh, come on, Monty Hall!
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Let's Make a Deal.
Come on, you people!
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All right, forget it.
Congratulations, Ross and Emily.
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Hey. Best man number two,
Joey Tribbiani. Ha, ha.
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I'm not good with the jokes
like Chandler here.
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[SCOFFS]
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But, uh...
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...congratulations to the happy couple.
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I first met Ross
in this coffeehouse back home.
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Home.
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New York City.
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Where everybody knows my name.
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Uh, anyway...
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...uh, I love you guys.
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But not as much as I love America.
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Can we please go home now?
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Are you going home?
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I was hoping to get
to know you better.
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I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.
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I was laughing.
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Out loud?
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I didn't want everyone
to think I was stupid.
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So how are you doing?
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My mom's driving me crazy.
But Ross is getting married!
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I'm happy. I won't let anything spoil that.
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[LAUGHS]
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CHANDLER:
Mm-hm.
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I just want to say that
Ross is a wonderful young man.
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Oh, thanks. We like him. Ha, ha.
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My God! You must have been
a teenager when you had him.
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There's no way in hell I'm paying for it.
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Look, we're down to just one point.
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Could we please just settle it
after the wedding?
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Fine, but I'm not paying
for your wine cellar...
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...you thieving, would-be-speaking-
German-if-it-weren't-for-us man!
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The guy was hammered.
There's no way you look like Ross' mother.
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- Then why would he say it?
- Because he's crazy!
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Earlier, he thanked me for my very
moving performance in Titanic.
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My mother's right. I'll never get married.
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Ha! You know what, that is...
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Who wouldn't want you?
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Please! I'm a single mom
with a 30-year-old son.
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I'm getting married today!
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Whoo! Heh.
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Morning.
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I'm getting married today!
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- Yeah, you are.
- Woo-hoo!
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Do you think he knew I was here?
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I've never done that with you before. Heh.
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Nope. Ha, ha.
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So, uh, how are you?
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You okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
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- You?
- Oh, yes, yes.
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Uh-huh.
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You?
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We did you.
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Hmm.
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Well...
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- I better get going.
- Oh, absolutely. Ha, ha.
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Could you not look?
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I don't want to look.
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[SIGHS]
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- Uh, uh, excuse me.
- Yeah.
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If you're planning on doing that
the entire flight...
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...please tell me now
so that I can take a sedative.
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Or maybe slip you one.
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It's just, I'm, uh, kind of excited.
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I'm, um, going to London
to, uh, tell this guy that I love him.
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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
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[WHISTLING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- Hello.
- Where the hell have you been?
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Hey.
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I spent the night out.
I met this cute bridesmaid. She is...
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I don't want to hear it!
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Aw, Pheebs, you know you're still
my number one girl.
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We have an emergency.
Rachel's coming to London.
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Oh, great!
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No, she's coming to tell Ross
that she loves him.
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But he loves Emily.
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I know that!
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You have to stop her.
She's going to ruin the wedding.
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Okay.
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I've done my part, okay?
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It's your responsibility now.
The burden is off me.
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Right.
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So tell me about this girl.
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Hey. Have you seen Monica?
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I'm not seeing Monica.
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- What?
- What?
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Look, we gotta find her.
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Phoebe called. Rachel's coming
to tell Ross she loves him.
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- Oh, my God.
- I know. We gotta find Monica.
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- Know where she is?
- No, okay?
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What's with the third degree?
Why don't you just shine a light in my eyes?
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Then I realized all this stuff
I had been doing...
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...proposing to Joshua,
lying about why I couldn't come...
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...was all just a way of...
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
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I'm sorry. Can I interrupt?
251
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I just want to say that you are
a horrible, horrible person.
252
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,227
Pardon me?
253
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,981
You're about to ruin
the happiest day of his life.
254
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,441
I have to agree
with your friend Pheebs.
255
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:24,028
This is a terrible, terrible plan.
256
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,657
- But he has to know how I feel.
- But why?
257
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,869
He loves this Emily.
No good can come of this.
258
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,830
Ugh! I think you're wrong.
259
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,999
Oh, no!
260
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,046
By the way, it seems to be clear
you were on a break.
261
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,464
[GASPS]
262
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,893
Oh, my God!
263
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,520
It's like a fairyland.
264
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,856
I know. It's horrible, isn't it?
265
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,192
I love it. I only hope
my wedding looks this good.
266
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,195
- Ha! I just hope...
- You can let some go by.
267
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,908
[WHISPERS]
Psst. Monica.
268
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,035
Start looking out for Rachel.
269
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:15,246
I'll cover the door.
You watch that big hole.
270
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,415
I've got Chandler covering Ross.
271
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,251
Why would I care where Chandler is? Heh.
272
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,837
You know, uh...
273
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,090
...sometimes I don't even like Chandler.
274
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,551
- Okay.
- Heh.
275
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,180
ROSS:
I do.
276
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,559
I do.
277
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:37,936
Oh, it's the second one.
278
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,395
Right?
279
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,484
Hello, Joey.
280
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,819
Hey, Felicity.
281
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,031
Um, I thought about you all day.
282
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,574
- Yeah?
- Ha, ha.
283
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,368
Talk New York to me again.
284
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,372
- Forget about it.
- Heh.
285
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,665
How you doing?
286
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,124
FELICITY: Mm!
- Ha-ha-ha.
287
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,335
[FELICITY MOANS]
288
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,089
We're not paying
for your wine cellar.
289
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,341
You have to meet me in the middle.
290
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,386
My foot will meet
the middle of your ass.
291
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,054
[STAMMERING]
292
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,474
- What's going on?
- Oh, everything's under control.
293
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,144
You want a piece of me?
Is that what you're saying?
294
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,438
ROSS:
That's it!
295
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,899
Parents! Parents! Back away!
296
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,859
This is our wedding day!
297
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,404
From now on, everyone gets along.
298
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,864
And if I hear one more word...
299
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,241
...no grandchildren!
300
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,534
That's right!
301
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,743
Okay, okay.
302
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,078
Sorry, old boy.
303
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,163
Sorry. Sorry.
304
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,292
I could kill you
with my thumb, you know.
305
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,214
What was that about?
306
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,342
It was this disagreement over...
307
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,052
[SIGHS]
308
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,304
My God! You look beautiful.
309
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,515
Oh!
310
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,019
Oh! You can't see me
before the wedding. It's bad luck.
311
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,939
I think we've had all the bad luck
we're going to have.
312
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,317
[FELICITY MOANING]
313
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,349
[CHUCKLES]
314
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,227
My God, heh, Rachel!
315
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,563
[ROSS LAUGHS]
316
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,815
You're here. I can't believe it.
317
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,817
- Ha.
- Uh...
318
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,278
Why are you here?
319
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,614
I just came to...
320
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,658
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
321
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,079
I just needed to tell you...
322
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,125
...congratulations.
323
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,266
[PLAYING SLOW SONG]
324
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,613
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
325
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,033
Waltham Interiors.
326
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,619
PHOEBE:
Mrs. Waltham? It's Phoebe.
327
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:46,249
Can I talk to one of the best men?
This is going to be the last time.
328
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:49,502
There's a girl on the phone for you.
329
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,879
Oh, great!
330
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,006
Hello?
331
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,508
It's Phoebe.
332
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,552
Did you stop Rachel?
333
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,762
But she just hugged him. That's it.
334
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,181
- Nothing got ruined?
- No.
335
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,933
Oh, that's so great!
336
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,811
Oh! So, what's going on now?
337
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,437
Uh...
338
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,857
...I'm walking down the aisle.
339
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,777
Still walking.
340
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,781
Now I'm at the front with Ross.
341
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,324
It's Phoebe!
342
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,497
He looks pretty mad.
343
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,749
Uh, I better go.
344
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,419
Wait! Hold it up so I can listen.
345
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,840
[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]
346
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:42,305
- What we did last night was...
- Stupid. Hmm.
347
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,765
- Totally crazy, stupid.
- Ha, ha.
348
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,393
What were we thinking? Heh.
349
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,354
I'm coming over tonight though, right?
350
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,315
[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]
351
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,608
Oh, yeah, definitely.
352
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,776
[BAND PLAYING "BRIDAL CHORUS"]
353
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,260
Friends, family...
354
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,554
...we are gathered to celebrate...
355
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,766
...the joyous union of Ross and Emily.
356
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,936
[OVER PHONE]
May the happiness of today...
357
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,437
...be with them always.
358
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,814
Now, Emily, repeat after me.
359
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,484
- I, Emily.
- I, Emily.
360
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,945
- Take thee, Ross.
- Take thee, Ross.
361
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:42,114
PASTOR: As my lawfully wedded husband,
in sickness and in health...
362
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,408
...till death parts us.
363
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:48,579
As my lawfully wedded husband,
in sickness and in health...
364
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,790
...until death parts us.
365
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,500
PASTOR:
Now, Ross.
366
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,670
Repeat after me.
367
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,839
I, Ross.
368
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,508
Take thee, Emily.
369
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,426
Take thee, Rachel...
370
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,974
Emily!
371
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,773
Ha. Emily.
372
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,650
[CROWD MURMURING INDISTINCTLY]
373
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,696
Uh...
374
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,573
Shall I go on?
375
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,536
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