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You guys, hurry up.
The flight leaves in four hours.
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There could be traffic.
The plane could leave early.
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When we get to London,
there could be a line at customs. Come on.
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Six-hour trip to London.
That's a lot of Monica.
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Passport, check. Camera, check.
Traveler's checks, check.
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- Who are you saying "check" to?
MONICA: Myself.
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For remembering to pack the thing.
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You know, you do a good thing,
you get a check.
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[CHUCKLES]
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My mom does it.
I never realized it was weird.
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Hey, my mom used to put her head
in the oven, so...
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Actually, she only did it the one time.
But it was pretty weird.
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- Hey.
MONICA: Hey.
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Hey. Are you ready yet?
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- Yep. You got the tickets?
- Oh, got them right here. Check.
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It's all London, baby. Here we go.
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You got your passport?
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Yeah, in my third drawer of my dresser.
You don't wanna lose that.
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- Oh.
- There it is.
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Okay, if you need the vacuum,
it's in my closet on the left side.
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The garbage bags
are next to the refrigerator.
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But Rachel's gonna be here too.
Can't I just ask her?
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Heh. Yeah, okay. Give that a try.
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- All right, let's do it.
- Woohoo.
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- Yeah. Cheerio.
- London, baby.
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- Because that's not gonna get annoying.
- London, baby!
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- Oh, you know what? I was wrong.
JOEY: Ha, ha.
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Well, we're all here.
I guess we should get going.
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Oh, I wanna come over there
and give you a hug...
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...and wish you luck on your wedding,
but I can't get up.
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- Oh, I'll come hug you.
- Great, can you bring me the newspaper?
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Yeah.
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PHOEBE: Have a great wedding. Oh.
- Thanks.
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- Hey, Chandler, I wanna hug you too.
- Hey.
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And you might as well bring me my book.
It's on the counter in your apartment.
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Oh.
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- So we're off.
- Have fun.
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ROSS: Thanks.
- Oh.
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Oh. I can't believe
you're not gonna be there.
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Oh, I know.
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- So come. Why don't you come?
- What?
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To London. Come to London. Please?
It would mean so much to me.
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Yeah, well, I gotta work. I'm sorry.
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- Why can't you take a couple of days off?
- Because I can't. I told you. No, I can't.
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This is my wedding.
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All right, you know what? Now we are late.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Fine, you'll watch it on video
when we get back.
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Here you go, Phoebe. Here you go, Phoebo,
Phoobala, Phobayboo.
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[PHOEBE GIGGLES]
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[CHANDLER CHUCKLES]
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You. Ha, ha.
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All right, let's go. Bye, Pheebs.
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PHOEBE: Bye.
JOEY: Bye, Pheebs.
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Mwah. Goodbye. Mwah.
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MONICA: Bye.
- Safe flight.
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JOEY:
London, baby.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh. Do you need a hug?
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You don't have to bring me anything.
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All right, Chandler, do something.
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- Come on, do something.
- I am. I'm ignoring you.
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JOEY: Okay, I'm gonna be
the on-camera guy. All right.
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First stop, Westminster Abbey.
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- Oh, what the hell is that?
- That's London, baby.
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All right, the hotel's here.
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Wait. No, we wanna go...
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No.
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I know.
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I'm gonna have to go into the map.
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Okay, if you see a little version
of me in there, kill it.
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I got it.
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Here we go.
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Okay, listen, listen, we're not gonna have
to walk this way the entire time, are we?
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Shh.
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Oh, man, you made me lose it.
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EMILY:
And that was all before 10:00.
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The caterer rang to say it's gonna be
chicken kiev instead of tarragon.
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The florist phoned
to say there aren't any tulips.
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Oh, and then the cellist
has carpal tunnel syndrome...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Emily, honey. Okay?
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- Well, up yours too.
ROSS: What?
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- No, no. That's "time-out."
- Sorry.
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Sweetie, you gotta relax.
Everything's gonna be great, okay?
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Come on, come on.
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- Chicken kiev?
ROSS: Mm-hm.
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Doesn't that sound delicious
at the last minute?
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I know, but something like salmon
would just...
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It would be so much more elegant
than chicken.
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And you wouldn't have to worry
about the salmonella.
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Oh.
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I can't wait to see
where you're getting married.
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Yes. This place is beautiful.
Emily's parents got married here.
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I still can't believe
they're tearing it down.
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It really is the most lovely building
you'll ever see.
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I mean, it's over...
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Oh, my God.
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It's nice.
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[EMILY GASPING]
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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How can this be happening?
What are we gonna do?
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Everything's gonna be all right.
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- How is it gonna be all right?
- Uh-huh, I see that.
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Okay, I talked to the guy
and found out what happened.
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ROSS & EMILY: What?
- They tore it down a few days early.
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JOEY:
All right.
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Westminster Abbey.
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Hands down, best abbey I ever seen.
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Hey.
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Okay.
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What do you think of the abbey,
Chandler?
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Oh, I think it's great.
They're thinking of changing the name.
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- Really? To what?
- To "Put the Camera Away."
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Man, you are Westminster Crabby.
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[GRUNTS]
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- Honey, don't get up. What do you need?
- Oh, no. Oh, nothing.
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Come on. I'm here to take care of you.
What do you need? Anything.
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Okay, I have a wedgie.
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Okay, that is all you.
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So, what do you want for lunch?
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Oh, I don't know.
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- I guess we have to eat.
- Yeah, I do.
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What's the matter?
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I'm just bummed
the way I left things with Ross.
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I wish I didn't lie to him
about having to work.
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He seemed so mad at me.
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Ah, don't be so hard on yourself.
If someone I was still in love with was...
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- Still in love with?
- Yeah.
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I'm not in love with Ross.
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Oh.
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No, no. Good.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Phoebe, I'm not going to Ross' wedding,
because he's my ex-boyfriend...
132
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...and that would be
really uncomfortable.
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Not because I'm still in love with him.
Hey, I like Ross as much as the next guy.
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You know, clearly I have feelings for him,
but feelings don't mean love.
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You know, I mean,
do I still have loving feelings for Ross?
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Yeah.
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I have continuing feelings of love.
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But that doesn't mean
that I'm still in love with him.
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You know, I mean, I have sexual feelings
for him, but I do love him.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God. Oh, my...
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Why didn't you tell me?
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- We thought you knew.
- We?
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Yeah, we all know.
We talk about it all the time.
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You all know? Does Ross know?
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Oh, no. Ross doesn't know anything.
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Oh. I cannot believe you didn't tell me.
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Because we thought you knew.
It's so obvious.
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God, it would be like, you know,
telling Monica:
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"Hey," you know, "you like things clean."
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Hi.
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So, what are you fine gentlemen
in the market for?
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- We've got scarves, souvenir postcards.
- Check this out, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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That's the stuff. What do you think?
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Well, I'm not gonna have to buy that
"I'm with stupid" T-shirt anymore.
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Well, I like it. Here you go.
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You're not really gonna buy that. Don't you
think you've embarrassed me enough?
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Oh, I embarrass you?
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How can I answer that
when I'm pretending I don't know you?
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He's just jealous. You'll fit right in.
All Londoners wear them.
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Oh, really? Then how come no one here
anywhere is wearing one?
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They're all tourists.
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All right, look, if you insist on wearing that
in public, you know...
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...you're gonna spend the rest
of the afternoon all by yourself.
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JOEY:
Oh, yeah?
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If you're gonna make me choose
between you and the hat, I choose the hat.
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- Good choice.
- Thanks.
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Okay, look. All right, that's it, okay?
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I'm out of here.
I'm not gonna be embarrassed anymore.
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- Hello?
- Hey.
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I just spoke to your dad,
and you know what?
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He thinks we'll be able
to find a new place.
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- We don't have to.
- What, you found a place?
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No, but Monica and I were talking...
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...and I was so upset about the hall
being knocked down...
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...and she suggested
that we just put the wedding off for a bit.
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- She said what?
- She said if I'm not happy...
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...getting married somewhere we can find
in a day, well, we should just postpone it.
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[SCOFFS]
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Postpone it? Heh.
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Emily, do you think Monica realizes how
much our parents spent on this wedding?
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Huh? Do you think my sister's teeny,
tiny little brain comprehends...
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...that people took time
out of their lives...
185
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...to fly thousands of miles
to be here? Huh?
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This isn't right.
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I realize that people
are gonna be disappointed.
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[ROSS SCOFFS]
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But they'll come back
when we can do it right.
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Well, I can't ask people to do that.
Would you ask people to do that?
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Don't you point your pants at me.
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We have no choice.
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Anywhere that's half-decent
will have been booked months ago.
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Ross, don't you understand?
This is our wedding.
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The only thing I understand
is postponing it is not an option.
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This is when we're getting married.
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- What are you saying, it's now or never?
- No, I'm saying it's now.
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- Or?
- There's no "or" in mine.
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What is wrong with these pants?
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It's not the pants.
It's you who's backwards.
201
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And if you don't understand
how important this is to me...
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...perhaps we shouldn't
be getting married at all.
203
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Emily, no. Wait, stop. Emily, please...
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[SCREAMS]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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So did shopping help you feel any better
about Ross?
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Manhattan does not have enough stores.
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Well, I think I can help you get over him.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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I just need you to bring me
some photos of Ross...
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...and, um, a small piece of chocolate...
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...and a glass of tepid water.
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Ooh. Is this one of those things where you
throw stuff in a bag with graveyard dirt...
214
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...and hang it from a north-facing tree?
215
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Uh, only if you have the hiccups too.
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The pictures are for you.
The chocolate and water's for me.
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I just didn't feel like getting up.
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Okay. I'm gonna show you
a picture of Ross, okay...
219
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...and you're going to remember
all the bad things about him, all right?
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- Really focus on his flaws.
- I can do that.
221
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Certainly did that
while we were going out. Heh.
222
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Okay. Mm.
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Before we get started, I just wanna say,
for the record, I love Ross.
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I think he's such a great guy.
225
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Okay. Now close your eyes.
226
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- And imagine that you're with Ross.
- Mm-hm.
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- Okay, and imagine that you're kissing him.
- Mm-hm.
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You're running your hands
all over his body.
229
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And then you run your hands
through his hair...
230
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...but, oh, ew, gross,
it's some kind of grease, it's... Ugh.
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Ah?
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I don't know.
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00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,987
I don't know,
his hair never bothered me that much.
234
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And you know, it was always more crunchy
than it was greasy.
235
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,036
Okay. This is gonna be harder
than I thought.
236
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Um, ahem.
Let's try some aversion therapy.
237
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,958
- Okay. All right.
- Okay? All right.
238
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,417
- Look at the picture.
- Okay.
239
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,419
All right, and, um...
240
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,548
Ow!
241
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,972
- Okay. How do you feel now?
- Well, I like you less.
242
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,113
- Hey.
- Hey.
243
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,620
- Oh. Sorry.
- No, no, you know what? I'm sorry.
244
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,039
I shouldn't have said
you were embarrassing me.
245
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,499
That really wasn't cool.
246
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:40,795
And if it makes you feel any better,
I've had a really lousy day.
247
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,381
Me too.
248
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,258
- Yeah?
- No!
249
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,678
I had the best day ever.
250
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,682
Dude, check this out.
251
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,892
[KNOCKING]
252
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,268
- Hey.
- Shh, shh, shh.
253
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,230
Say hi to my friend
and tell him you like my hat.
254
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,442
- Okay, so, what's your friend's name?
- Oh. Chandler.
255
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,693
Hi, Chandler.
256
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,653
That's... That's...
257
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,156
- Oh, my God.
- That's Fergie, baby!
258
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:14,329
Joey says you don't really like his hat,
but I think it's kind of dashing.
259
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,289
When did you...? How...?
260
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,167
I was trying to figure out
how to get to Buckingham Palace.
261
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,710
So I'm in my map and...
262
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,046
Hey.
263
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,505
MONICA: Hey.
- Hey.
264
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,758
I understand you had a little talk
with Emily.
265
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,594
Ha, ha. Yes, I did.
266
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,305
And you are welcome.
267
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,266
Am I?
268
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,811
And was it your idea
to postpone the wedding?
269
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,606
Um...
270
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,525
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- Wait up.
271
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:50,531
Hey, hey, since you're the fix-it lady,
here's a pickle:
272
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:54,953
What do you do when the bride says
she doesn't wanna have the wedding at all?
273
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,246
- She said that?
- Yeah.
274
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,831
- Why?
- I don't know.
275
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,710
I told her it was stupid to put off the
wedding just because the hall was gone...
276
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,004
...and she, like, flipped out.
277
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:08,591
Oh, my God.
You're even dumber than I am.
278
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,719
Excuse me?
279
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,889
Ross, how long
have you been planning this wedding?
280
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,182
I don't know. A month?
281
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,769
Emily has probably been planning it
since she was 5.
282
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,439
Ever since the first time she took
a pillowcase and hung it off her head.
283
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,276
That's what we did.
284
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:30,697
We dreamed about the perfect wedding.
285
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,574
In the perfect place.
286
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,911
[IN STRAINED VOICE]
With the perfect four-tiered wedding cake.
287
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,539
With the little people on top.
288
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,926
But the most important part...
289
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,679
...is that we had the perfect guy...
290
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,766
...who understood just how important
all that other stuff was.
291
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,937
I had no idea.
292
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:08,026
That pillowcase thing, I thought you guys
were just doing The Flying Nun.
293
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,155
Sometimes we were.
294
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,742
Come on.
295
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,785
You gotta help me figure out what to do.
296
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:18,995
- Okay?
- All right.
297
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,580
Come on.
298
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,211
- Whoa. Pretty intense, huh?
- Yeah.
299
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:32,425
I hope Ross didn't think we went in there
because we were uncomfortable out here.
300
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,224
I hope he did.
301
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,190
[PHONE RINGS]
302
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,318
- Hello?
- Hey, Pheebs, it's Joey.
303
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,862
Hey, Joey. Hey. Ooh, ooh.
304
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,865
I just saw someone that looks just like you
on the subway.
305
00:17:56,033 --> 00:18:00,495
I was gonna go over and say hi, but then
I figured he doesn't care he looks like you.
306
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,540
That just cost me 4 bucks.
307
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,544
I just called to see how the chick
and the duck are doing.
308
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,797
They're having a great time
with Aunt Phoebe.
309
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,382
Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all.
310
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,593
So do you miss me?
311
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,596
Kind of,
but I've just been having way too much fun.
312
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,264
Oh, so you're not homesick yet?
313
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,893
No, I don't think so.
314
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,395
All right, well, the seven of us miss you.
315
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,318
- Who's seven?
- Well, you know, me, Rachel...
316
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,861
...the birds, the babies.
317
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,697
Aw, the babies miss me?
318
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,449
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
319
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,494
- Ooh, pizza guy's here.
- What? You ordered pizza without me?
320
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:46,165
Yeah, but we were thinking about you.
We ordered the Joey Special.
321
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,000
Two pizzas?
322
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,798
- Yeah. Okay, gotta go. Talk to you later.
- Wait, wait. Where did you get it from?
323
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,050
[DIAL TONE DRONES]
324
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,683
[ON TV]
Where everybody knows your name
325
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,397
And they're always glad you came
326
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:15,528
You wanna be where you can see
The troubles are all the same
327
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,532
You wanna be
Where everybody knows your name
328
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:28,332
- Monica, why have you brought me here?
- You'll see.
329
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,460
I tell you,
this wedding is not gonna happen.
330
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,839
Oh, Ross.
331
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:41,512
Okay? But imagine a lot more lights, okay,
and, you know, fewer bricks...
332
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,598
...and flowers and candles.
333
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,601
MONICA: Okay, and the musicians,
they can go over here, okay?
334
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,061
And the chairs,
they can face this way and...
335
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,230
You go.
336
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,817
But if you don't love this,
then we'll do it any other place...
337
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,027
...any other time.
338
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,447
Really, it's fine. Whatever you want.
339
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,742
It's perfect.
340
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:07,163
- And, I don't know, if it starts to rain...
- Well, then we'll get wet.
341
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,293
Aw.
342
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,962
I don't even have a date.
343
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,133
RACHEL: Pheebs?
- Yeah?
344
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,344
RACHEL:
Do you remember where the duck food is?
345
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,263
Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment,
under the sink. Why?
346
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,474
Because I'm going to London.
347
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,893
What? What do you mean,
you're going to London?
348
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,020
Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him.
349
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,815
Now, honey, you take care, and you don't
have those babies till I get back. Mwah.
350
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,735
Rachel, you can't go. Ross loves Emily.
351
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,988
I know, I know, I know he does,
but I have to tell him how I feel.
352
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:45,451
He deserves to have all of the information.
Then he can make an informed decision.
353
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,829
That's not why you're going.
You're going because you hope he'll say:
354
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:52,792
"Yeah, I love you too, Rach.
Forget about that British chippie."
355
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,211
Do you think he will?
356
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:59,173
No, because he's in love
with the British chippie.
357
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:04,720
Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna
mess with his head and ruin his wedding.
358
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,515
You know? It's too late.
You missed your chance.
359
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,476
I'm sorry. I know this must be really hard.
360
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,146
But it's over.
361
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,524
[SIGHS]
362
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,945
You know what? No.
It's not over until someone says "I do."
363
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,699
I do. I do! I do!
364
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,034
[SIGHS]
365
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,036
[GROANS]
366
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,791
Yeah, like I can really chase you.
I'm carrying a litter.
367
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,509
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
368
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,001
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