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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,868 --> 00:00:07,167 (Applause) 2 00:00:10,790 --> 00:00:13,291 Our next guest co-stars with Seth Rogen 3 00:00:13,292 --> 00:00:16,461 on the HBO limited series, "Seeing Red." 4 00:00:16,462 --> 00:00:19,180 Please welcome for the first time to "The Talk," 5 00:00:19,181 --> 00:00:21,016 Valerie Cherish! 6 00:00:21,017 --> 00:00:23,300 (Applause, cheering) 7 00:00:26,806 --> 00:00:28,690 Thank you, thank you. 8 00:00:28,691 --> 00:00:30,057 Thank you. 9 00:00:31,527 --> 00:00:32,543 Nice to meet you. 10 00:00:33,362 --> 00:00:35,279 Hello. Welcome, welcome. 11 00:00:36,399 --> 00:00:37,448 Nice to meet you. 12 00:00:39,235 --> 00:00:40,367 Nice to meet you. 13 00:00:44,073 --> 00:00:45,407 Thank you! 14 00:00:45,408 --> 00:00:46,908 - Hi. - Thank you. Hi. 15 00:00:46,909 --> 00:00:48,577 Hi, Valerie. Welcome to "The Talk." 16 00:00:48,578 --> 00:00:49,744 Oh, thank you. 17 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:52,163 And congratulations on your new show. 18 00:00:52,164 --> 00:00:54,248 - I know! - (Applause, cheers) 19 00:00:56,002 --> 00:00:58,553 And on your Emmy nomination. 20 00:00:58,554 --> 00:01:00,589 I know! 21 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:02,757 For "Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy." 22 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,309 I know! 23 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:06,094 You sound surprised. 24 00:01:06,095 --> 00:01:08,647 Well, it feels like we just finished, 25 00:01:08,648 --> 00:01:10,015 and then here I am. 26 00:01:10,016 --> 00:01:11,900 You know, and only six episodes, 27 00:01:11,901 --> 00:01:13,602 and I'm blessed with an Emmy nomination. 28 00:01:13,603 --> 00:01:15,570 So, you know. Yes. 29 00:01:15,571 --> 00:01:17,939 Thank you. Yeah, yeah. 30 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:21,026 Not that I don't deserve it, okay? 31 00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:23,244 'Cause I did a lot for those six episodes. 32 00:01:23,245 --> 00:01:24,245 Right? 33 00:01:24,246 --> 00:01:26,114 And some of it was quite shocking. 34 00:01:26,115 --> 00:01:27,866 Yes, yes it was. 35 00:01:27,867 --> 00:01:29,701 But hopefully funny, right? 36 00:01:29,702 --> 00:01:32,587 Because "Seeing Red," it's a dark comedy. 37 00:01:32,588 --> 00:01:36,173 So it's not like back when I starred in "I'm it!" 38 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:41,463 The show I did, which was more, uh, mainstream humor. 39 00:01:41,464 --> 00:01:43,214 And this is edgy. 40 00:01:43,215 --> 00:01:44,633 Well, we should let people know, 41 00:01:44,634 --> 00:01:46,685 for those of you who haven't seen it, 42 00:01:46,686 --> 00:01:51,222 Valerie is a lonely loser of an actress. 43 00:01:51,223 --> 00:01:53,475 - (Audience laughs) - On the show! 44 00:01:53,476 --> 00:01:55,944 Okay? On the show. 45 00:01:55,945 --> 00:01:57,061 (Applause) 46 00:01:58,314 --> 00:02:01,032 Of course. Of course. 47 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,901 In real life, you're married. 48 00:02:02,902 --> 00:02:04,869 That's right. To my husband, Mark. 49 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:06,371 So, shout out to Mark. 50 00:02:06,372 --> 00:02:07,488 (Applause) 51 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:14,329 In fact, you've had one of the most unique weddings we've ever seen. 52 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:15,664 Valerie: Oh, well. Oh. 53 00:02:15,665 --> 00:02:16,798 - (Audience laughs) - Hosts: Aww. 54 00:02:16,799 --> 00:02:20,885 Valerie: That's the picture. 55 00:02:20,886 --> 00:02:22,887 Sheryl Underwood: You could not get me on skis for any man. 56 00:02:22,888 --> 00:02:23,754 Esperanza: Miss Val. 57 00:02:24,974 --> 00:02:27,058 Ay, miss Val. 58 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:29,511 Mr. Mark and you so happy then. 59 00:02:29,512 --> 00:02:30,761 (Valerie chuckles lightly) Yeah. 60 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:34,432 Yeah, it was a happy day, huh? 61 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:37,318 Till I tried to throw the bouquet and slid halfway down the mountain 62 00:02:37,319 --> 00:02:39,403 before anyone could catch me or it. 63 00:02:40,272 --> 00:02:41,856 (Coughing) 64 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,658 You okay over there? Look at you. 65 00:02:43,659 --> 00:02:46,277 So comfy like the queen mother. 66 00:02:46,278 --> 00:02:48,363 Not that I'd call you a mother. 67 00:02:48,364 --> 00:02:49,781 (Laughing) 68 00:02:49,782 --> 00:02:51,583 Oh, one minute I am cold, 69 00:02:51,584 --> 00:02:54,369 the next minute I'm hot. 70 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:56,504 I have had so much radiation 71 00:02:56,505 --> 00:02:58,590 that every time I pass by a VCR, 72 00:02:58,591 --> 00:03:00,425 it plays the movie "Silkwood." 73 00:03:00,426 --> 00:03:02,427 Oh, Mickey. 74 00:03:02,428 --> 00:03:03,595 Meryl Streep. 75 00:03:03,596 --> 00:03:05,714 "A dingo ate me baby." 76 00:03:05,715 --> 00:03:07,382 That's not "Silkwood." 77 00:03:07,383 --> 00:03:09,017 No, that's my Meryl Streep, though. 78 00:03:09,018 --> 00:03:10,051 Huh? Oh, okay. 79 00:03:10,052 --> 00:03:13,772 Okay. Ready for lunch, everyone? 80 00:03:13,773 --> 00:03:15,889 Mickey, got you the Cobb salad you like. 81 00:03:17,193 --> 00:03:18,977 Jane, you still a vegetarian? 82 00:03:18,978 --> 00:03:20,729 Jane: Yes, why wouldn't I be? 83 00:03:20,730 --> 00:03:23,364 We haven't seen you in two whole months, 84 00:03:23,365 --> 00:03:26,034 so, I don't know, maybe you like meat again. 85 00:03:26,035 --> 00:03:27,818 I've never liked meat. 86 00:03:28,988 --> 00:03:30,455 Is that a lesbian joke, Jane? 87 00:03:30,456 --> 00:03:31,573 (Laughs) 88 00:03:31,574 --> 00:03:33,541 (Doorbell rings) 89 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:35,744 - Miss Val! - Yeah? 90 00:03:35,745 --> 00:03:37,378 Mr. Mark. 91 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:38,913 No, dear. He's in the Palisades. 92 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,247 It's Billy. 93 00:03:41,751 --> 00:03:44,385 You can still answer the door, though. 94 00:03:44,386 --> 00:03:45,970 That's right. 95 00:03:45,971 --> 00:03:48,089 Better tape the windows, Jane. 96 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:50,592 We're about to be hit by hurricane Billy. 97 00:03:50,593 --> 00:03:52,761 Oh, no. 98 00:03:52,762 --> 00:03:56,681 My publicist is in the middle of an Emmy press blitz. You know? 99 00:03:56,682 --> 00:03:58,348 Ain't nothing wrong with that. 100 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:01,069 Which one is mine? 101 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:04,154 Well, it's the one that says "Tyler," Tyler. 102 00:04:06,525 --> 00:04:08,827 Yeah. There you go. 103 00:04:08,828 --> 00:04:11,029 Here, Jane. You miss me? 104 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:14,365 I see you every day in editing. 105 00:04:14,366 --> 00:04:16,284 Oh, how cute. 106 00:04:16,285 --> 00:04:18,119 How's it looking? You happy with my doc? 107 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,788 That's short for "documentary." 108 00:04:19,789 --> 00:04:22,457 Jane: I am. I think it's gonna be really good. 109 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:24,509 Oh, is that a smile? 110 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:26,127 Mickey, Jane smiled! 111 00:04:26,128 --> 00:04:27,679 (Laughs) 112 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,631 That's so exciting. When can I see it? 113 00:04:29,632 --> 00:04:32,884 Well, it's not finished yet. We still have to get the Emmy stuff. 114 00:04:32,885 --> 00:04:34,803 Oh, right, yeah. The big finish. 115 00:04:34,804 --> 00:04:36,855 How will it end? 116 00:04:36,856 --> 00:04:38,273 That's good. 117 00:04:38,274 --> 00:04:40,892 Well, I'm with her right now, so I'll confirm and get back. 118 00:04:40,893 --> 00:04:43,060 - Thank you. Bye. - There he is. 119 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,447 Oh, oh. Okay. 120 00:04:46,448 --> 00:04:49,117 So, "Entertainment Tonight" wants to follow you on Emmy day. 121 00:04:49,118 --> 00:04:50,702 Hair, makeup, dress. 122 00:04:50,703 --> 00:04:52,153 "Valerie Cherish gets ready at home." 123 00:04:52,154 --> 00:04:55,623 Oh, it's one of those award show before and afters? 124 00:04:55,624 --> 00:04:58,209 Where the person's hair is in curlers? 125 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,994 You know, "I'm not ready!" 126 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,330 And then they're ready. Fascinating. 127 00:05:02,331 --> 00:05:04,048 Oh! That's great. 128 00:05:04,049 --> 00:05:06,000 'Cause the fans really, just... 129 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:09,838 fans really love that sort of peek behind the curtain. 130 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:11,472 Yeah, they're gonna be with us the whole day. 131 00:05:11,473 --> 00:05:14,008 Jane: Well, I'm here with my crew, so... 132 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,727 So... so what? 133 00:05:15,728 --> 00:05:17,145 And, hi. 134 00:05:17,146 --> 00:05:19,981 Jane: Hi. So we're not doing that type of TV thing. 135 00:05:19,982 --> 00:05:22,433 This is an HBO doc. 136 00:05:22,434 --> 00:05:25,103 She's one of the three nominees that they're following. 137 00:05:25,104 --> 00:05:27,689 Okay, Brad Goreski is gonna hand deliver the dress. 138 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,691 Why on earth would he do that if there were no cameras? 139 00:05:29,692 --> 00:05:30,859 No. It's happening. 140 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:32,994 Well, I have exclusive rights per HBO, 141 00:05:32,995 --> 00:05:35,029 and they went to a lot of trouble to get me access 142 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:37,665 to the... to the thing. 143 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:40,118 The awards show? 144 00:05:40,119 --> 00:05:41,785 Jane: Yeah, whatever. 145 00:05:43,289 --> 00:05:44,622 All right, you know what, everybody? 146 00:05:44,623 --> 00:05:46,257 We'll figure it out, okay? 147 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:48,209 Billy, there's a Chinese chicken salad. 148 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,294 All right. 149 00:05:49,295 --> 00:05:51,930 Can't we all just get along? 150 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:53,548 Billy: Damn it. 151 00:05:53,549 --> 00:05:55,049 Why do they send bread? 152 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,216 (Thuds) Damn it. 153 00:05:57,937 --> 00:05:59,437 Here's your... 154 00:05:59,438 --> 00:06:00,605 aww. 155 00:06:00,606 --> 00:06:01,606 Look at that. 156 00:06:01,607 --> 00:06:03,057 Sleeping beauty. 157 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:04,691 I'll just leave that. 158 00:06:11,951 --> 00:06:14,319 Guys, do you wanna get your meal? 159 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,155 Guys, I got you salads, you know. 160 00:06:17,156 --> 00:06:19,990 Better come and get it before it's not fresh. 161 00:06:33,973 --> 00:06:35,590 Hi, it's me. 162 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:39,761 I know the therapist said we're not supposed to talk outside the sessions. 163 00:06:39,762 --> 00:06:44,148 But she also said she didn't have food issues, 164 00:06:44,149 --> 00:06:47,769 and I saw her in her car in a CVS parking lot 165 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:50,604 eating French fries out of a McDonald's bag, so... 166 00:06:52,524 --> 00:06:54,943 Anyway, I just needed help with something, 167 00:06:54,944 --> 00:06:57,111 and you're just so good at these things. 168 00:06:57,112 --> 00:07:00,415 I'm sorry. I didn't tell you what it was. 169 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:01,950 That's right. 170 00:07:01,951 --> 00:07:06,421 I'm writing a letter of recommendation to the USC film program 171 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:08,206 for Tyler. 172 00:07:08,207 --> 00:07:09,540 Yeah. 173 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:11,209 Yeah, he changed his major. 174 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:14,294 Your nephew is a filmmaker now. 175 00:07:15,848 --> 00:07:17,765 So, anyway... 176 00:07:17,766 --> 00:07:20,601 This is what I have so far, okay? 177 00:07:20,602 --> 00:07:23,220 "Tyler Beck is an inspiration." 178 00:07:24,723 --> 00:07:27,809 I know, right? Yeah. 179 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:30,311 A little overdone, yeah. 180 00:07:30,312 --> 00:07:33,398 All right, let me rephrase it. 181 00:07:33,399 --> 00:07:35,365 Tyler Beck is spoiled. 182 00:07:36,535 --> 00:07:38,653 That's right. And entitled. 183 00:07:38,654 --> 00:07:40,154 Mm-hmm. That's good. 184 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,905 I knew you were good at this. 185 00:07:44,293 --> 00:07:46,410 That makes him perfect for Hollywood, huh? 186 00:07:47,579 --> 00:07:48,829 Sound familiar? 187 00:07:50,499 --> 00:07:51,915 Oh, good. You laughed. Okay. 188 00:07:53,919 --> 00:07:56,004 Um... 189 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:57,505 You know what I miss? 190 00:07:57,506 --> 00:08:00,008 Besides you, that is? 191 00:08:00,009 --> 00:08:04,095 You know those double-stuffed pork chops at that restaurant we liked? 192 00:08:04,096 --> 00:08:06,264 Yeah, that one. Yeah. 193 00:08:06,265 --> 00:08:11,152 What's say you and I have a sneak date tomorrow night? 194 00:08:11,153 --> 00:08:14,022 I won't tell if you won't. 195 00:08:14,023 --> 00:08:16,189 (Chattering) 196 00:08:19,028 --> 00:08:21,696 Jane: Here she comes. Go. 197 00:08:21,697 --> 00:08:23,330 Hi. 198 00:08:27,669 --> 00:08:30,038 - Thank you. - Ryan Seacrest is here. 199 00:08:30,039 --> 00:08:32,206 - I'm sorry? - See the paparazzi? 200 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,175 He's at soulcycle. 201 00:08:34,176 --> 00:08:35,626 Is he? 202 00:08:35,627 --> 00:08:37,845 Jane, what are you doing here? 203 00:08:37,846 --> 00:08:40,048 I need this scene with you and Mark. 204 00:08:40,049 --> 00:08:42,216 Oh, no. 205 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,801 I'm sorry. Absolutely not. 206 00:08:43,802 --> 00:08:45,136 This is private. 207 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:46,888 So, no. 208 00:08:46,889 --> 00:08:49,140 I need this scene. 209 00:08:49,141 --> 00:08:52,226 Jane, Mark and I have a lot of issues 210 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,862 around you, okay? 211 00:08:54,863 --> 00:08:57,732 I'm sorry to be so blunt, but you're forcing my hand 212 00:08:57,733 --> 00:08:59,450 with this sneak attack. 213 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:00,734 So, good night. 214 00:09:03,072 --> 00:09:04,488 Wear a mic. 215 00:09:06,075 --> 00:09:08,242 We'll shoot through the windows. He'll never see us. 216 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:12,913 Jane, no. This isn't that MTV show with the candid cameras. 217 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:17,885 "Punk'd." It's not "Punk'd", okay? I'm trying to fix my marriage. 218 00:09:17,886 --> 00:09:20,922 I know, that's why I'm here. To get the Mark and Valerie love story. 219 00:09:20,923 --> 00:09:23,841 People are gonna wanna know how you two got back together. 220 00:09:23,842 --> 00:09:26,260 Well, okay. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. 221 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,764 It's not as good as hearing it. 222 00:09:29,765 --> 00:09:31,765 And you know that. 223 00:09:35,154 --> 00:09:36,904 - We are so... - I ca... 224 00:09:36,905 --> 00:09:39,440 So close to having something so special about you. 225 00:09:39,441 --> 00:09:41,274 Please don't back away now. 226 00:09:42,444 --> 00:09:45,613 Yeah, won't be as good. I hear you. 227 00:09:45,614 --> 00:09:47,614 - (Car horn honks) - All right. Well... 228 00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:50,918 Okay, yeah, yeah. 229 00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:53,837 Put the mic on. 230 00:10:02,598 --> 00:10:03,797 (Chuckles) 231 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:07,802 Standing up. Such a gentleman. 232 00:10:07,803 --> 00:10:09,554 Hey. Thank you. 233 00:10:09,555 --> 00:10:11,722 - Well, I got you a Malbec. - Oh. 234 00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:14,559 Jane: We can hear him through her mic, yeah? 235 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,811 - Mm. That's good. - Okay. 236 00:10:19,781 --> 00:10:21,149 Um... 237 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:25,536 Well, Val, I've had a lot of time to think. 238 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,404 And, um... 239 00:10:29,491 --> 00:10:33,377 Look, things aren't really good between us. 240 00:10:33,378 --> 00:10:37,048 They're not good, but, Mark, we love each other. 241 00:10:37,049 --> 00:10:41,252 - Okay, all right. Just let me finish. - Okay. 242 00:10:41,253 --> 00:10:43,888 I don't want to make you the bad guy here. 243 00:10:43,889 --> 00:10:46,224 It's just... it's like... 244 00:10:46,225 --> 00:10:47,892 What happened to our life? 245 00:10:47,893 --> 00:10:50,344 - You know? - Yeah. 246 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,763 And I'm responsible too. 247 00:10:52,764 --> 00:10:57,435 I mean, I thought I was a good sport about your career, 248 00:10:57,436 --> 00:11:00,688 and maybe it turns out I'm... 249 00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:02,856 I'm not such a good sport. 250 00:11:03,859 --> 00:11:06,027 And if this is who you are, 251 00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:08,329 - then I don't know if we can... - But, no... okay, listen. 252 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,865 This is... this is a rough patch. 253 00:11:10,866 --> 00:11:12,165 Right? 254 00:11:13,035 --> 00:11:15,336 I'm sorry... 255 00:11:15,337 --> 00:11:18,539 That I caused this crazy mess. 256 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:20,791 Mark, I am. 257 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:25,630 We've been through so much worse than this. 258 00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:27,214 - I know, I know. - Right? I mean... 259 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:29,467 Much worse. Yeah. 260 00:11:29,468 --> 00:11:32,970 But, see, Val, this is... 261 00:11:32,971 --> 00:11:35,473 This is totally different from my affair. 262 00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:37,692 Or the abortion. 263 00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:41,144 I mean, your abortion was something that you... 264 00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:45,066 what are you doing? 265 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:46,283 I have an itch. 266 00:11:48,904 --> 00:11:50,955 Are you wearing a wire? 267 00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:55,459 Um... I realize now that that was a mistake. 268 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:57,161 You know? 269 00:11:57,162 --> 00:11:59,547 Are you in the FBI now? 270 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:01,582 I mean, what the fuck, right? 271 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:04,418 Is this... is this what we're doing in here, is this... 272 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,587 Is this even real? 273 00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:10,091 Is there any part of you that is real anymore? 274 00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:12,593 (Stammering) This is... 275 00:12:12,594 --> 00:12:14,145 For our love story, okay? 276 00:12:14,146 --> 00:12:17,064 Jane made me. She talked me into... 277 00:12:17,065 --> 00:12:18,733 Are they filming us? 278 00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:21,018 - Well, I wouldn't let... - Are they filming us? 279 00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:23,571 I didn't let the cameras in. 280 00:12:23,572 --> 00:12:26,107 I didn't bring the cameras in, Mark, out of respect to you. 281 00:12:26,108 --> 00:12:29,276 You are wearing a fucking wire! 282 00:12:31,913 --> 00:12:34,165 I'm sorry. 283 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,033 I'm sorry. 284 00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:38,286 Mark, please just sit down, okay? 285 00:12:38,287 --> 00:12:40,504 I'm not... look, I'm not... there's no mic anymore. 286 00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:42,623 I mean, it went down my sleeve. 287 00:12:42,624 --> 00:12:45,426 And I can't fish it out right now. But I... 288 00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:47,428 You know... Look, okay? There. 289 00:12:47,429 --> 00:12:50,431 I blocked it. I'm blocking it, so they can't hear me. 290 00:12:50,432 --> 00:12:52,633 They can't hear us, so please sit down. 291 00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:54,969 Mark, please sit down, okay? 292 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:58,222 I'm not doing this for me, okay? 293 00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:00,558 My career's fine. 294 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:01,976 Jane needs this. 295 00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:03,060 I don't. 296 00:13:03,061 --> 00:13:05,529 No, Val. 297 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,482 I don't need this. 298 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,867 Okay... Mark? 299 00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:14,371 Mark? 300 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:29,587 Hey, why don't you join your fed friend in there for a glass of wine, Jane? 301 00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:31,005 I already paid for it. 302 00:13:31,006 --> 00:13:32,972 Just like everything else. 303 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:35,976 Mark. 304 00:13:35,977 --> 00:13:37,678 - Marky Mark? - No, Val. 305 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:40,598 Remember before when I said I need distance? 306 00:13:40,599 --> 00:13:42,516 Well, more. Lots more. 307 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,185 What does that mean? 308 00:13:44,186 --> 00:13:46,821 Well, it means I hope you win your Emmy. 309 00:13:46,822 --> 00:13:48,906 Hope you win your big goddamn prize. 310 00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:51,942 Jane, I hope you win whatever the fuck you're trying to win. 311 00:13:51,943 --> 00:13:55,112 I hope all of this was worth something. 312 00:13:55,113 --> 00:13:57,748 So, what is this? I finally get something, 313 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,617 but it's not about you, 314 00:13:59,618 --> 00:14:00,751 so what? 315 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,253 So, what'd you get, Valerie? What'd you get? 316 00:14:02,254 --> 00:14:03,871 You got an Emmy nomination. 317 00:14:03,872 --> 00:14:05,039 Big whoop. 318 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,208 Well, it is a big whoop. 319 00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:09,927 Mark, it is a big whoop. Just like your... 320 00:14:09,928 --> 00:14:13,013 Golf trophy's a big whoop. I made it a big whoop. 321 00:14:13,014 --> 00:14:16,050 Okay? I put it on a shelf every time anyone came over. 322 00:14:16,051 --> 00:14:18,102 I said, "oh, look at Mark's golf trophy." 323 00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:20,888 You know, it wasn't easy to work it into conversation 324 00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:22,890 for months afterward. 325 00:14:22,891 --> 00:14:25,810 Someone would say "nice day," and I'd say, "well, speaking of nice days, 326 00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:28,195 my husband Mark won a golf trophy." 327 00:14:28,196 --> 00:14:31,899 You know... for 14 years, Mark, I was your cheerleader. 328 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,318 No, I was your cheerleader, Val. 329 00:14:34,319 --> 00:14:35,870 10 years. 330 00:14:35,871 --> 00:14:39,907 Ever since you were obliterated by that fucking Comeback disaster. 331 00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:42,208 I was your cheerleader! 332 00:14:45,714 --> 00:14:48,299 Well, I was there for you, Mark. 333 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:52,303 All those boring firm dinners. And I'm sorry, but they were. 334 00:14:52,304 --> 00:14:54,505 What is it that your company makes? 335 00:14:54,506 --> 00:14:57,725 "Well, whatever it is, I'm sure no one's gonna manage your portfolio 336 00:14:57,726 --> 00:14:59,226 better than my husband Mark." 337 00:14:59,227 --> 00:15:01,228 No one asked you to do that. 338 00:15:01,229 --> 00:15:05,566 Just like no one asked me to make sure Francesca ate. 339 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,101 Right? But I did. 340 00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:09,487 I sat there at that dinner table 341 00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:11,439 long after you threw up your hands 342 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,190 and went into the other room and watched a game. 343 00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:16,110 I sat there, and I made sure that she ate. 344 00:15:16,111 --> 00:15:17,695 That was me, okay? 345 00:15:17,696 --> 00:15:19,613 Making your house a home. 346 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,915 I did that. 347 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,117 Okay? And I did that 348 00:15:23,118 --> 00:15:26,620 while I was shooting the most challenging show of my life. 349 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,539 Making my house a home? 350 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,840 Making my house a home? 351 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,593 You had 300 strangers wreck my home. 352 00:15:32,594 --> 00:15:36,764 Every time I had to use the bathroom, there was some fat crew guy in there. 353 00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:39,767 Okay, the same crew 354 00:15:39,768 --> 00:15:42,803 that I got your nephew Tyler a job on? 355 00:15:42,804 --> 00:15:44,805 - That crew? - Oh, come on. 356 00:15:44,806 --> 00:15:46,690 That was about you manipulating me. 357 00:15:46,691 --> 00:15:48,642 And it's always about you. 358 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,811 I've been there for you, Valerie, 359 00:15:50,812 --> 00:15:53,980 when no one believed in you. I have been there for you! 360 00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:57,651 No one? 361 00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:01,205 Really? Not no one, Mark. Because I believed in me. 362 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:02,789 I'm not no one. 363 00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:05,543 That's not nice. 364 00:16:05,544 --> 00:16:06,744 Maybe you don't think I'm someone, 365 00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:10,498 but I have a birth certificate that says I am. 366 00:16:10,499 --> 00:16:12,833 Maybe you should talk to the television academy 367 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,752 'cause they think I'm someone. 368 00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:17,137 Okay? They think I'm someone. 369 00:16:17,138 --> 00:16:19,006 Go cry in your tub again. 370 00:16:19,007 --> 00:16:20,340 Yeah, really? 371 00:16:21,726 --> 00:16:23,177 This is going nowhere. 372 00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:25,011 Where is my fucking car?! 373 00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:27,898 That's right. That's right. 374 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,650 Go back to the Palisades, Mark. 375 00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:31,485 You can yell and scream all you want there. 376 00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:33,904 Go ahead. I've got other things to do. 377 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,156 Oh, yeah. You've always got other things to do. 378 00:16:36,157 --> 00:16:38,526 This is your list of things to do. 379 00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:40,109 I am not on it. 380 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,330 Sorry, I got the wrong Mercedes. 381 00:16:43,331 --> 00:16:45,833 It's all right. Sorry. 382 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,868 - You know what? - No, do you know what? 383 00:16:47,869 --> 00:16:49,503 Do you even care about me anymore? 384 00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:51,872 Do you care about anyone? 385 00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:54,124 This is what you care about. You care about this. 386 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,543 And that. 387 00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:57,511 And everyone else, including me, 388 00:16:57,512 --> 00:16:58,963 is in the back seat. 389 00:16:58,964 --> 00:17:00,714 That's right. 390 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,517 That's right. You're not in the front seat this time. 391 00:17:03,518 --> 00:17:04,802 That's right. 392 00:17:04,803 --> 00:17:06,303 Sorry, little boy. 393 00:17:06,304 --> 00:17:08,188 You have to ride in the back seat now. 394 00:17:08,189 --> 00:17:10,224 Just this one time, though. 395 00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:13,360 I hope you win. 396 00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:15,563 That's all you really care about. 397 00:17:15,564 --> 00:17:17,064 That's not true, Mark. 398 00:17:17,065 --> 00:17:19,649 That's... Mark. Wait, Mark. 399 00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:23,237 Wait, I just have to... 400 00:17:23,238 --> 00:17:25,405 Say... 401 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,578 This is your Emmy ticket. 402 00:17:30,579 --> 00:17:33,080 Okay? And I got your tux dry cleaned. 403 00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:36,717 So, please come. 404 00:17:36,718 --> 00:17:38,719 Please come. 405 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,422 I don't know how to explain your absence. 406 00:17:41,423 --> 00:17:45,258 Are you even in there anymore? 407 00:17:47,812 --> 00:17:49,979 I'm... what does that mean? 408 00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:58,104 You're this Valerie Cherish, right? 409 00:17:59,941 --> 00:18:03,192 I have to get my car. 410 00:18:04,496 --> 00:18:06,413 Man: Valerie, say hello to TMZ. 411 00:18:06,414 --> 00:18:08,248 Valerie! 412 00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:10,584 (Line ringing) 413 00:18:10,585 --> 00:18:12,086 You just went through a red light. 414 00:18:12,087 --> 00:18:13,621 No, partly yellow. 415 00:18:13,622 --> 00:18:15,422 Tell her, Tyler. It was yellow. 416 00:18:15,423 --> 00:18:17,124 Tyler: It was red. 417 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,510 Mickey: Hello, this is he. 418 00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:21,545 He whom you have called. 419 00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:25,015 Leave a message, and don't be afraid to sing if the spirit moves you. 420 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,017 It's me again, Mickey. 421 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,687 Already sang. Not gonna do that again. 422 00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:31,722 So, just looking for you. 423 00:18:31,723 --> 00:18:33,390 Worried about you. 424 00:18:33,391 --> 00:18:34,808 You're worried about Mickey? 425 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,644 No, I'm not worried. 426 00:18:36,645 --> 00:18:37,811 You just said you were worried. 427 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,897 That's just something you say. 428 00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:42,449 More curious than worried. 429 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:44,868 You know, he's supposed to show up today 430 00:18:44,869 --> 00:18:47,321 and do my hair, and he didn't. 431 00:18:47,322 --> 00:18:50,157 Just wondering... so much going on. 432 00:18:50,158 --> 00:18:52,159 Who dropped the ball? 433 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,328 Has he ever not shown up before? 434 00:18:54,329 --> 00:18:56,964 Well, let me check my palm pilot 435 00:18:56,965 --> 00:18:59,132 that we all used to have. 436 00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:04,388 Jane, stop looking for drama, okay? 437 00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:05,639 I'm not worried, 438 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,758 and the light was mostly yellow. 439 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:11,178 Take a right on Crescent 'cause I have the crew waiting to get a driving shot. 440 00:19:11,179 --> 00:19:14,014 (Phone ringing) 441 00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:15,432 Hello, Mickey? 442 00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:16,850 Billy: No, it's Billy. Oh. 443 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:20,270 Got your text. What does, "did you fire my keys" mean? 444 00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:22,356 Oh, no. I was driving. 445 00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:24,575 It was, "did you hire Mickey?" 446 00:19:24,576 --> 00:19:25,659 For the press junket. 447 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,695 Billy: Oh, I texted him last night, why? 448 00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:29,863 Oh, he didn't show up. 449 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,415 Billy: How's your hair? 450 00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:34,034 In process. Had to set it myself. 451 00:19:34,035 --> 00:19:35,369 Billy: Well, this is the big press junket. 452 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:38,005 If the hair's not great, stop by a blow dry bar. 453 00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:40,958 You still have time, I use the one on Sunset, across from Chin Chin. 454 00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:44,595 Do you? All right. Thanks, doll. 455 00:19:44,596 --> 00:19:47,047 Oh, there's the crew. Tyler, duck down. 456 00:19:47,048 --> 00:19:49,215 Oh, this is cool. 457 00:19:51,686 --> 00:19:54,021 Maybe we'll just drive by Mickey's apartment 458 00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:55,222 on our way to the hotel. 459 00:19:55,223 --> 00:19:57,224 Isn't that out of the away? 460 00:19:57,225 --> 00:19:59,560 We're in L.A., Jane. Every thing's out of the way. 461 00:19:59,561 --> 00:20:01,311 Is it about his health? 462 00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:03,563 Mickey's fine, okay? 463 00:20:09,237 --> 00:20:10,653 Mickey? 464 00:20:13,491 --> 00:20:14,957 I have to. 465 00:20:16,795 --> 00:20:19,463 Mickey, I'm coming in. 466 00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:20,964 Jane: Can I get the camera in first? 467 00:20:20,965 --> 00:20:23,083 What? No. But I just... let me just get the camera in first. 468 00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:25,052 Oh. I have... I... Cameraman: Excuse me, ma'am, excuse me. 469 00:20:25,053 --> 00:20:26,169 Valerie: I don't like this. 470 00:20:28,423 --> 00:20:31,058 Mickey, it's me. Holy f... 471 00:20:31,059 --> 00:20:32,308 I called first. 472 00:20:33,478 --> 00:20:35,062 Let's see. 473 00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:37,765 Oh. Oh, no. 474 00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:39,899 Oh, no. 475 00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:44,270 Oh, no. Jane, we're too late. 476 00:20:46,908 --> 00:20:49,359 No, no. He's breathing. Mickey. 477 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,612 - Mickey? - (Moaning) What's happening? 478 00:20:51,613 --> 00:20:53,864 - Oh. Okay. Yeah. - Red? 479 00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:55,115 What the hell is this? 480 00:20:55,116 --> 00:20:57,751 You didn't show up today. I didn't know if... 481 00:20:57,752 --> 00:21:00,370 what are you doing here? I'm naked. I'm naked, red! 482 00:21:00,371 --> 00:21:03,457 I didn't see anything. No. That's right, just cover yourself up. 483 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:06,009 Yeah, that's okay, Mickey. You just didn't show up. 484 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:08,011 What day is today? 485 00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:10,214 - What time is it? - It's 11:30. 486 00:21:10,215 --> 00:21:13,383 Who did your hair? 487 00:21:13,384 --> 00:21:15,219 Well, I... Oh! 488 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,104 Tyler: Ho-ho-ho! No way! 489 00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:20,190 Tyler. Oh, this is uncomfortable. 490 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:23,310 Juan, this is Valerie Cherish. 491 00:21:23,311 --> 00:21:26,897 What is the camera about? You can't show my dick on camera. 492 00:21:26,898 --> 00:21:29,233 Jane: We can if you sign a release. 493 00:21:29,234 --> 00:21:30,651 Valerie: Jane, no. 494 00:21:30,652 --> 00:21:33,036 This is my friend, Juan. 495 00:21:33,037 --> 00:21:36,240 We met last night. On "greydaddy.com." 496 00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:37,991 (Tyler laughs) Tyler, not funny. 497 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,493 Come on, be a professional. 498 00:21:39,494 --> 00:21:40,828 Okay. Jane, let's go. 499 00:21:40,829 --> 00:21:42,079 (Groans) Ooh! 500 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,047 I'm sorry! I hit it. 501 00:21:44,048 --> 00:21:46,466 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Everyone out, right now. 502 00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:47,835 Come on. That's enough. 503 00:21:47,836 --> 00:21:50,888 This is private. Cricket, come on, make a move. 504 00:21:50,889 --> 00:21:53,841 Hawk. Stop now. Turn it around, turn it around. 505 00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:57,343 Okay. Look. Closing it up. 506 00:22:01,182 --> 00:22:03,650 I told you. I told you he was fine. 507 00:22:03,651 --> 00:22:05,185 You had to push the drama. 508 00:22:05,186 --> 00:22:06,687 I wasn't worried. 509 00:22:06,688 --> 00:22:09,356 He's more than fine, Jane. He's having sex. 510 00:22:09,357 --> 00:22:11,742 (In Latin accent) You can't show my dick on camera. 511 00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:13,076 - (Stammering) - (Tyler laughs) 512 00:22:13,077 --> 00:22:14,695 You just have to behave. 513 00:22:14,696 --> 00:22:17,580 - You can't show this. - Don't. Stop it. 514 00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:21,585 Mickey, I am so sorry. 515 00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:26,340 What are you doing, red? You haven't been here since I moved in in 1993. 516 00:22:26,341 --> 00:22:28,542 You didn't show up to do my hair. 517 00:22:28,543 --> 00:22:31,678 Oh, was I supposed to do that? I forgot. 518 00:22:31,679 --> 00:22:34,548 Full disclosure, I'm still a little drunk. 519 00:22:34,549 --> 00:22:37,100 Billy sent you a text last night. 520 00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:40,721 Well, let's just say the phone was not in my hands. 521 00:22:40,722 --> 00:22:42,940 - Of course not, no. - (Tyler chuckles) 522 00:22:42,941 --> 00:22:45,893 But it's just... you didn't answer your phone all morning, 523 00:22:45,894 --> 00:22:47,978 so when did you ever not do that? 524 00:22:47,979 --> 00:22:49,813 - Never. - Right. 525 00:22:49,814 --> 00:22:52,900 I just needed to have a little fun, red. 526 00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:55,068 Okay. Now I get it, yeah. 527 00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:57,704 All right, man. I have to take off. 528 00:22:57,705 --> 00:23:00,240 You are one hot papi. 529 00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:03,994 Oh, why, cat and Butler, how you do go on. 530 00:23:03,995 --> 00:23:05,996 (Laughs) 531 00:23:05,997 --> 00:23:07,581 Nice to meet you. 532 00:23:07,582 --> 00:23:09,249 Nice to meet you, too. 533 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,667 Mickey: Mm-hmm... 534 00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:13,253 Dude, wait, hold on. Can I get you to sign something? 535 00:23:13,254 --> 00:23:16,089 Jane, don't bother. We're not using it! 536 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,590 We're not using it, so... 537 00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:20,510 Mickey... (Stammering) 538 00:23:20,511 --> 00:23:23,480 Are you, um... 539 00:23:23,481 --> 00:23:25,599 Physically up for that? 540 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,684 Red, I' have a lot of problems. 541 00:23:27,685 --> 00:23:29,770 That has never been one of them. 542 00:23:29,771 --> 00:23:32,072 Okay. (Chuckles) 543 00:23:32,073 --> 00:23:33,690 Okay. Good to know. 544 00:23:33,691 --> 00:23:36,193 Think you want to shower first? 545 00:23:36,194 --> 00:23:37,660 Yeah. 546 00:23:40,782 --> 00:23:44,034 Yeah. No, no. Oh, I'll call you back. 547 00:23:44,035 --> 00:23:47,504 All right. (Chuckles) 548 00:23:47,505 --> 00:23:48,789 Did you see this, Billy? 549 00:23:48,790 --> 00:23:50,290 Did you? 550 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:51,791 Isn't it funny? Can you get... ? 551 00:23:54,012 --> 00:23:56,513 It's great. Bigger than the others. 552 00:23:56,514 --> 00:23:57,631 How was Germany? 553 00:23:57,632 --> 00:23:59,549 Oh, great. Yeah, she really loved it. 554 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:02,636 Not as much as the guy from Spain loved it, but she liked it, too. 555 00:24:02,637 --> 00:24:05,772 She kept saying, "ja, ja." So I just said it right back. 556 00:24:05,773 --> 00:24:08,322 - "Ja, 'Seeing Red, ' ja." - (Both laugh) 557 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:11,128 I've never done international press before. It's really fun, Billy. 558 00:24:11,129 --> 00:24:13,750 - Well, you're killing it, Val. Killing it. - Oh, great. 559 00:24:13,751 --> 00:24:16,600 Okay, that's it for international press. Now it's just social media 560 00:24:16,601 --> 00:24:17,851 for your Emmy push. 561 00:24:17,852 --> 00:24:20,053 (Laughing) 562 00:24:20,054 --> 00:24:22,639 Oh, wow. Ooh. 563 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,441 Thought I was already in that room. 564 00:24:24,442 --> 00:24:27,611 I'd hate to have to follow Seth, huh? 565 00:24:27,612 --> 00:24:29,312 Seth's gone. That's Paulie. 566 00:24:29,313 --> 00:24:31,398 Oh, is it? Good for him. Good for him. 567 00:24:31,399 --> 00:24:33,367 Even though he's not nominated 568 00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:35,035 for himself, or the show. 569 00:24:35,036 --> 00:24:36,787 Here he is, doing his best. 570 00:24:36,788 --> 00:24:38,455 He's a real team player. 571 00:24:38,456 --> 00:24:40,991 He owns it. 572 00:24:40,992 --> 00:24:42,826 That's right. Well, that, too. 573 00:24:42,827 --> 00:24:45,045 Come on. Shall we go? In a minute, Mickey. 574 00:24:45,046 --> 00:24:46,462 Valerie: Okay, here we go. 575 00:24:50,501 --> 00:24:52,419 Is that Valerie Cherish? 576 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,337 Hello, hello, hello. 577 00:24:54,338 --> 00:24:56,673 Oh, look at all of you. 578 00:24:56,674 --> 00:24:58,175 Just look. 579 00:24:58,176 --> 00:25:00,010 Billy: Valerie Cherish, everyone. 580 00:25:00,011 --> 00:25:02,479 Time is limited, so why don't we just dive right in, huh? 581 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,064 (Chuckles) 582 00:25:04,065 --> 00:25:06,566 Ooh, sorry. No time for foreplay, am I right? 583 00:25:06,567 --> 00:25:08,602 (All chuckling) 584 00:25:08,603 --> 00:25:11,238 Valerie, Bob, of "bobtv.com." 585 00:25:11,239 --> 00:25:13,190 Oh, hey. I know of you. 586 00:25:13,191 --> 00:25:15,025 Congrats on the show. 587 00:25:15,026 --> 00:25:18,245 Thank you, bobtv.com. 588 00:25:18,246 --> 00:25:20,163 How's it feel to be doing a cable show 589 00:25:20,164 --> 00:25:22,199 versus a cheesy network sitcom? 590 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,086 Well, it feels great, Bob. It does. 591 00:25:26,087 --> 00:25:29,172 But I don't think that one is necessarily better than the other, you know? 592 00:25:29,173 --> 00:25:31,842 'Cause they're all entertainment, 593 00:25:31,843 --> 00:25:35,212 and I'm an entertainer, right? I'm a storyteller. 594 00:25:35,213 --> 00:25:38,381 But those sitcoms are so annoying with that fake laugh track. 595 00:25:38,382 --> 00:25:40,717 Well, no, no, they're not fake. 596 00:25:40,718 --> 00:25:42,969 Those are real people laughing. 597 00:25:42,970 --> 00:25:47,307 And I'll tell you, we worked pretty hard to get those real people to laugh. 598 00:25:47,308 --> 00:25:49,609 Okay, maybe they're real people... Yeah, they are. 599 00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:52,112 Fake laughing. 600 00:25:52,113 --> 00:25:55,866 Agree to disagree. Okay, Bob? 601 00:25:55,867 --> 00:25:56,933 Who else? 602 00:25:56,934 --> 00:25:58,935 Daphne of "the Daphne Download." 603 00:25:58,936 --> 00:26:00,887 Oh, that's a cute name. 604 00:26:00,888 --> 00:26:05,809 Can you talk a little bit about how the women were used in "Seeing Red"? 605 00:26:05,810 --> 00:26:07,477 Sure, yeah. Um, you know... 606 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:10,814 In "Seeing Red," the women were used in all kinds of ways, 607 00:26:10,815 --> 00:26:12,616 like they are in life. Right? 608 00:26:12,617 --> 00:26:14,868 All kinds of women, all kinds of roles. 609 00:26:14,869 --> 00:26:17,037 Um, you had... 610 00:26:17,038 --> 00:26:19,206 My character was a TV star. 611 00:26:19,207 --> 00:26:21,491 But then you had... 612 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,994 Waitresses, and, um... 613 00:26:23,995 --> 00:26:25,412 Therapists, 614 00:26:25,413 --> 00:26:26,997 meter maids, 615 00:26:26,998 --> 00:26:28,165 strippers, 616 00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:29,383 crack addicts. 617 00:26:29,384 --> 00:26:32,335 His mother in the flashbacks, right? 618 00:26:32,336 --> 00:26:35,505 So, I just think there's so many parts for women 619 00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:37,724 in TV right now, and it's just wonderful. 620 00:26:37,725 --> 00:26:42,646 Look at all the other nominees for best supporting actress. Right? 621 00:26:42,647 --> 00:26:45,437 I feel so blessed to be in their company. 622 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:50,437 But every woman in your series was used in an over-sexualized way. 623 00:26:50,438 --> 00:26:52,689 Even the nurse in the ER. 624 00:26:52,690 --> 00:26:56,526 Well, to be fair... Mitch, he was high in the hospital 625 00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:58,111 and had boundary issues. 626 00:26:58,589 --> 00:27:03,917 Was it, uh, difficult for you to do the oral sex scene 627 00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:05,502 with Seth Rogen? 628 00:27:05,503 --> 00:27:10,457 Even though, I... I find him adorable. 629 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:11,792 So cute. 630 00:27:11,793 --> 00:27:12,925 (Daphne snickering) 631 00:27:14,045 --> 00:27:17,380 My type. "B-t-dubs." 632 00:27:17,381 --> 00:27:20,767 Yeah, well... Yes, he is. 633 00:27:20,768 --> 00:27:24,387 And yes it was. 634 00:27:24,388 --> 00:27:26,389 Then why did you agree to do it? 635 00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:30,110 Uh, well, because... I'm an actress, darling. 636 00:27:30,111 --> 00:27:34,064 And you do what's required for the role. 637 00:27:34,065 --> 00:27:38,118 You know? I mean, like I said before, I'm a storyteller. 638 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,822 And this was Paulie's story 639 00:27:41,823 --> 00:27:43,707 about that time in his life. 640 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:47,460 And it's uncensored because it's on a network like HBO. 641 00:27:48,746 --> 00:27:51,081 Are you saying HBO pushes the sexual content? 642 00:27:51,082 --> 00:27:53,049 No, I'm not. No. 643 00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:54,751 I'm not. I'm saying that... 644 00:27:54,752 --> 00:27:59,711 Paulie G. wrote about that time in his life. 645 00:28:00,424 --> 00:28:03,593 What about how women are depicted in other shows? 646 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:07,097 - From "Entourage," to... - Please don't start this again. 647 00:28:07,098 --> 00:28:09,432 You just said it's Paulie's version 648 00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:11,318 of that time in his life. Yes. 649 00:28:11,319 --> 00:28:12,819 Did Paulie have that much sex? 650 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,489 Well, does anyone? 651 00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:17,824 (All chuckling) 652 00:28:17,825 --> 00:28:20,660 No, I don't know. 653 00:28:20,661 --> 00:28:22,078 That's not what I'm saying. 654 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:24,163 I'm saying, um... 655 00:28:25,249 --> 00:28:26,533 I don't know what I'm saying. 656 00:28:26,534 --> 00:28:28,034 Um... (Chuckles) 657 00:28:28,035 --> 00:28:30,453 What's fabulous about you? 658 00:28:30,454 --> 00:28:32,755 Why do we care? 659 00:28:33,597 --> 00:28:37,093 Tyler, can you get me some water, will you? Yeah. 660 00:28:37,094 --> 00:28:38,628 You want me to do it now? 661 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:40,547 Valerie: Please, yeah. Thank you. 662 00:28:40,548 --> 00:28:42,349 Appreciate it, yeah. 663 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,434 Can we talk about some of the symbolism in "Seeing Red"? 664 00:28:44,435 --> 00:28:47,521 Sure, yeah. Just gonna have some water. 665 00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:49,139 Your character Mallory... Yeah, you can talk... 666 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:52,092 - represents show business. - Okay. 667 00:28:52,093 --> 00:28:53,894 And Mitch's hatred for that part of himself 668 00:28:53,895 --> 00:28:56,441 that craves the spotlight, just like his body craves the heroin. 669 00:28:56,442 --> 00:28:57,859 And in detox, 670 00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:02,019 when he hallucinates burying you alive in the desert, 671 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:03,987 he's trying to kill that part in him, 672 00:29:03,988 --> 00:29:06,690 in all of us that needs so much approval from the outside world. 673 00:29:06,691 --> 00:29:09,159 It's not a show business story so much as a human story. 674 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,863 We need to stop being addicted to other people's versions of ourselves. 675 00:29:12,864 --> 00:29:15,781 Mitch is Mallory, right? 676 00:29:17,201 --> 00:29:20,087 I have no idea. 677 00:29:20,088 --> 00:29:22,039 Just, you know... 678 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,543 Wish I had you six months ago when I was laying in bed staring at the ceiling, 679 00:29:26,544 --> 00:29:28,929 thinking, "what does it all mean?!" 680 00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:32,266 Right? Just... that's what... (All chuckling) 681 00:29:32,267 --> 00:29:35,218 What about the rumors that doing the show destroyed your marriage? 682 00:29:35,219 --> 00:29:38,188 Oh. Uh, not true. No. 683 00:29:38,189 --> 00:29:40,524 I'm happily married. 684 00:29:40,525 --> 00:29:43,310 Just a quick follow-up question. 685 00:29:43,311 --> 00:29:45,112 Have you been to TMZ? 686 00:29:45,113 --> 00:29:48,065 Oh, that, yeah. Well, no, that... 687 00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:49,566 that was a misunderstanding 688 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:51,952 between my husband and I. 689 00:29:51,953 --> 00:29:56,907 And that's also part of this documentary we're doing for HBO. 690 00:29:56,908 --> 00:29:58,542 That's what these cameras are for. 691 00:29:58,543 --> 00:30:02,245 That one is, you know, more about... 692 00:30:02,246 --> 00:30:04,894 Just a realistic view about 693 00:30:04,895 --> 00:30:07,751 how hard marriage can be sometimes. 694 00:30:07,752 --> 00:30:11,471 So that story... again, I'm a storyteller. 695 00:30:11,472 --> 00:30:13,473 Bob: What's the documentary called? 696 00:30:13,474 --> 00:30:16,226 Um... (Stammering) You'll have to ask Jane. 697 00:30:16,227 --> 00:30:18,512 That's Jane Benson. She has an Oscar. 698 00:30:18,513 --> 00:30:22,683 So, here's your chance to plug the movie, Jane. 699 00:30:22,684 --> 00:30:24,234 What are you calling it? 700 00:30:24,235 --> 00:30:28,438 Well, the working title is "The Assassination of Valerie Cherish." 701 00:30:28,439 --> 00:30:31,241 Okay, well... 702 00:30:31,242 --> 00:30:33,660 In other words, we're still working on the title. 703 00:30:33,661 --> 00:30:37,831 Does the assassination refer to how many times he tries to kill you in "Seeing Red"? 704 00:30:37,832 --> 00:30:39,533 Yes. 705 00:30:39,534 --> 00:30:41,951 Look at you. Always thinking. 706 00:30:43,287 --> 00:30:45,122 Billy: Good. Great. Thank you, everybody. 707 00:30:45,123 --> 00:30:47,507 Valerie: Thank you. I think that's all the time I have. 708 00:30:47,508 --> 00:30:49,459 So, appreciate it. 709 00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:51,628 Billy: The elevator's going down. 710 00:30:51,629 --> 00:30:54,548 But we are going up. 711 00:30:54,549 --> 00:30:56,133 Valerie: Everyone hungry? 712 00:30:56,134 --> 00:30:57,634 Should we go somewhere? My treat. 713 00:30:57,635 --> 00:30:59,469 Paulie: Hold it! 714 00:30:59,470 --> 00:31:00,637 Oh, there he is. 715 00:31:00,638 --> 00:31:01,972 Hey. 716 00:31:01,973 --> 00:31:03,140 Val and the circus. 717 00:31:03,141 --> 00:31:05,142 How's everyone? 718 00:31:05,143 --> 00:31:06,893 Good, yeah. 719 00:31:06,894 --> 00:31:09,145 720 00:31:11,733 --> 00:31:13,650 Well, if this thing crashes, it couldn't be any worse than 721 00:31:13,651 --> 00:31:16,286 being in another room with the press, am I right? 722 00:31:16,287 --> 00:31:18,238 That's right. (Laughs) 723 00:31:18,239 --> 00:31:20,791 You should be so proud of yourself, though, Paulie. 724 00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:23,660 So many of them love the show, love your work. 725 00:31:23,661 --> 00:31:25,373 Yeah, now all I need is a time machine 726 00:31:25,374 --> 00:31:27,425 so I can go back and get them registered as Emmy voters. 727 00:31:27,426 --> 00:31:29,048 (All chuckle) 728 00:31:30,468 --> 00:31:32,469 Hey, you going to Juna's big party? 729 00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:33,670 Uh-huh, yeah. Sure. 730 00:31:33,671 --> 00:31:36,006 Any chance I can tag along, or are you booked? 731 00:31:36,007 --> 00:31:37,007 I only have the plus one. 732 00:31:37,008 --> 00:31:38,842 You're booked. Cool. Yeah. 733 00:31:38,843 --> 00:31:39,843 Mickey, you going? 734 00:31:39,844 --> 00:31:41,510 Mm-hmm. Every year. 735 00:31:43,514 --> 00:31:44,514 Billy, you... ? 736 00:31:44,515 --> 00:31:45,681 Billy: No. 737 00:31:48,352 --> 00:31:49,603 All right. See you at the Emmys. 738 00:31:49,604 --> 00:31:50,687 Oh, are you going? 739 00:31:50,688 --> 00:31:51,855 Paulie: Yep. 740 00:31:51,856 --> 00:31:55,108 Singer: I can feel it coming in the air tonight 741 00:31:55,109 --> 00:31:56,359 See you there! 742 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,611 Oh lord 743 00:31:57,612 --> 00:31:59,245 You guys know where you want to go? 744 00:32:00,415 --> 00:32:03,250 And I've been waiting for this moment 745 00:32:03,251 --> 00:32:05,835 For all my life 746 00:32:06,704 --> 00:32:08,587 Oh lord 747 00:32:09,373 --> 00:32:11,006 Oh lord 748 00:32:11,007 --> 00:32:14,580 - Synced and Corrected by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 749 00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:19,180 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53039

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