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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,181 --> 00:00:08,766 Valerie: Yeah, won't be home for dinner again. 2 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:11,144 Yeah. Well, Mark, 3 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,354 I wasn't expecting it to go this late, though. 4 00:00:13,355 --> 00:00:16,641 Oh, no. You know, it's not sitcom hours. 5 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:17,716 It's more unpredictable now. 6 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:21,092 If these hours keep up, I'm going to need a better chair. 7 00:00:21,093 --> 00:00:23,274 Ooh. I've got one with the lumbar support thing 8 00:00:23,275 --> 00:00:24,562 and the cup holder. 9 00:00:24,563 --> 00:00:26,587 $400, but worth it. 10 00:00:26,588 --> 00:00:29,319 Mark, I'd better hang up, so I can actually get home. 11 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,427 - (Phone beeps) - Oh. Hi, Ron. 12 00:00:30,428 --> 00:00:32,585 Didn't hear your chair. So quiet. (Laughs) 13 00:00:32,586 --> 00:00:35,361 Well, today was a great day. 14 00:00:35,362 --> 00:00:38,833 Oh, yeah, I thought so. So glad you did too. 15 00:00:38,834 --> 00:00:42,353 So I wanted to discuss some changes coming up in the script, 16 00:00:42,354 --> 00:00:45,425 which will be affecting scheduling and... and other things. 17 00:00:45,426 --> 00:00:46,675 Sure, yeah. Sure. 18 00:00:46,676 --> 00:00:49,518 Unfortunately, the Mallory-at-home scenes... 19 00:00:49,519 --> 00:00:50,664 we're losing them. 20 00:00:50,665 --> 00:00:53,900 Why? Did, um... Did Paulie G. say why? 21 00:00:53,901 --> 00:00:56,415 Not a creative decision. It's the budget. 22 00:00:56,416 --> 00:00:57,714 They cut $100,000. 23 00:00:57,715 --> 00:00:59,682 Okay. Just... 24 00:01:02,144 --> 00:01:04,884 You know, because... (Stammers) 25 00:01:04,885 --> 00:01:07,653 It's just that, you know, the whole... (Clears throat) 26 00:01:07,654 --> 00:01:10,391 There's a whole other side of my character, you know, 27 00:01:10,392 --> 00:01:11,915 that's lost, right, 28 00:01:11,916 --> 00:01:14,020 and just won't get fleshed out. 29 00:01:14,021 --> 00:01:16,885 I'm cutting the fat, and her house location, 30 00:01:16,886 --> 00:01:19,718 with only six episodes, is impossible to amortize. 31 00:01:19,719 --> 00:01:22,505 Six? I was hoping to get 26. 32 00:01:22,506 --> 00:01:25,039 26? This isn't "The Rockford Files." 33 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,116 No, it isn't. 34 00:01:27,575 --> 00:01:30,254 I don't make this budget. I just have to live with it. 35 00:01:30,255 --> 00:01:33,856 - Okay. Wow, okay. That's a big loss... - Hmm. 36 00:01:33,857 --> 00:01:36,200 For... just, you know, worried about the show, 37 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:40,983 'cause I just want Paulie's vision to get realized. 38 00:01:40,984 --> 00:01:43,880 You know? Characters won't get fleshed out 39 00:01:43,881 --> 00:01:46,944 like he wanted, so... oh, he must be so mad. 40 00:01:46,945 --> 00:01:49,344 Aw. Yeah, that's too bad. 41 00:01:49,345 --> 00:01:51,639 Wonder if they thought of absolutely everything, 42 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:55,992 'cause money guys don't think creatively. Let me just... 43 00:01:55,993 --> 00:01:58,263 I'm going to... wait a second. Hey, Ron? 44 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:02,232 Ron? Ron! Just a quick... I want to... 45 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:06,296 Hey. Have you thought of absolutely everything? 46 00:02:06,297 --> 00:02:08,065 Val! 47 00:02:08,066 --> 00:02:09,793 Had to, Mark. Had to. 48 00:02:09,794 --> 00:02:11,864 If I hadn't offered up our house, 49 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,080 all the Mallory home stuff would go. 50 00:02:14,081 --> 00:02:17,571 - So what? - So what? So what? 51 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,867 Then all the audience would see of me 52 00:02:19,868 --> 00:02:23,115 is that I'm this screaming sitcom star driving him to drugs. 53 00:02:23,116 --> 00:02:24,163 You know? 54 00:02:24,164 --> 00:02:27,475 The... the home stuff gives me an inner life, 55 00:02:27,476 --> 00:02:28,667 makes me more sympathetic. 56 00:02:28,668 --> 00:02:31,194 Well, I thought the character wasn't you. 57 00:02:31,195 --> 00:02:32,787 It's not. It's Mallory. 58 00:02:32,788 --> 00:02:35,399 It's not, but got to keep her likeable. You know? 59 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,693 And the home stuff did that. 60 00:02:36,694 --> 00:02:40,602 The drinking alone, the crying in the tub, you know? 61 00:02:40,603 --> 00:02:44,235 Finding a stray cat and it scratches her... need it. 62 00:02:44,236 --> 00:02:47,962 Need it. Mitch would have no place to stalk me. 63 00:02:47,963 --> 00:02:49,147 That's half my arc. 64 00:02:49,148 --> 00:02:51,486 So, what, the whole crew is going to move in here? 65 00:02:51,487 --> 00:02:53,540 Not move in. Not move in. 66 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,219 Just visit, you know, for a day or two. 67 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:56,531 A day or two? 68 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,341 Per episode. 69 00:02:59,342 --> 00:03:00,830 - See, I... - There's only six. 70 00:03:00,831 --> 00:03:02,774 There's only six. That's nothing, Mark. Six. 71 00:03:02,775 --> 00:03:07,287 You know. And, um, Seth Rogen will be shooting here. 72 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:10,328 - He's going to be here? - Mm-hmm. 73 00:03:10,329 --> 00:03:12,043 Seth Rogen is going to be in our house? 74 00:03:12,044 --> 00:03:13,091 Mm-hmm. 75 00:03:14,663 --> 00:03:15,954 That's cool. 76 00:03:15,955 --> 00:03:16,969 Mmm. See? 77 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:18,580 Why don't I ever start with that? 78 00:03:18,581 --> 00:03:20,749 Six episodes. Won't even be in your way. 79 00:03:22,461 --> 00:03:24,460 Oh, yeah, well, you know... (Laughs) 80 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:25,661 Excuse me. 81 00:03:25,662 --> 00:03:27,581 I'm in his way. (Laughs) 82 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:31,380 Well, it's a big shooting day at the Cherish-Berman house. 83 00:03:31,381 --> 00:03:33,452 - Mark: Valerie? - Yeah? Right here. 84 00:03:33,453 --> 00:03:34,974 I can't get to the Nespresso pods. 85 00:03:34,975 --> 00:03:38,281 - I need my coffee, Val. - I know. Well, you know what? 86 00:03:38,282 --> 00:03:40,137 You can pull the tape off, Mark. That's all right. 87 00:03:40,138 --> 00:03:42,586 It's not a crime scene. You can touch it. (Laughs) Excuse me. 88 00:03:42,587 --> 00:03:45,025 He gets so grumpy when he doesn't have his coffee in the morning. 89 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:46,458 There's... oh. Oh. 90 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:49,310 - Look at this. - Okay. I'll do it. Look. Okay? 91 00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:51,881 Look at that. Ooh. (Gasps) Did that just... 92 00:03:51,882 --> 00:03:55,079 Is the paint peeling off? Is that what's going on? 93 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:59,383 Don't worry. Production will have to pay for it. You know? 94 00:03:59,384 --> 00:04:01,825 Just... okay. Here, can't worry about it. 95 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,614 - Jesus. - Can't worry about it. You know? 96 00:04:03,615 --> 00:04:05,761 Got a big day today. I'm going to the groundlings. 97 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:08,306 That new coffee place on San Vicente? 98 00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:10,668 No. An adorable civilian. 99 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:13,014 (Laughs) A coffee place. 100 00:04:13,015 --> 00:04:16,006 No, it's a very famous improv company, Mark. All right? 101 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:17,053 And I'm taking a class, 102 00:04:17,054 --> 00:04:19,261 so I can learn me some improv-ing. 103 00:04:19,262 --> 00:04:23,156 Want to go toe-to-toe with Seth. Seth Rogen. 104 00:04:23,157 --> 00:04:24,552 Where's, uh, the machine? 105 00:04:24,553 --> 00:04:28,235 Well... there it is. Look. 106 00:04:28,236 --> 00:04:29,892 It's right up there. It's way up there. 107 00:04:29,893 --> 00:04:32,287 - (Mark sighs) - So. Here comes Esperanza, okay? 108 00:04:32,288 --> 00:04:33,576 - So, she'll help you. - (Sighs) 109 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,787 - 'Morning, dear. - Hi, doll. 110 00:04:35,788 --> 00:04:37,787 Can you help Mr. Mark, please, 111 00:04:37,788 --> 00:04:40,082 get all the stuff that he needs and put it all 112 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,194 in the, uh, laundry room or garage? 113 00:04:42,195 --> 00:04:43,898 - Val? - Okay? So, it's convenient. 114 00:04:43,899 --> 00:04:45,425 Yeah. Got to go. 115 00:04:45,426 --> 00:04:46,850 I've got to go. Late. 116 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:49,591 - Esperanza: Miss Val? - Yeah? 117 00:04:49,592 --> 00:04:50,889 Lo tiene por fuera. 118 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,553 Okay. I see. Thank you for that. 119 00:04:52,554 --> 00:04:55,562 You don't have to... See that. 120 00:04:56,739 --> 00:04:59,265 Oh, look at that. Mirror, mirror, in my hall. 121 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,346 (Laughs) What's this for, huh? 122 00:05:01,347 --> 00:05:02,609 Uh, Mallory's bedroom. 123 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:06,073 Oh. No, no, that's not my taste, at all. I... 124 00:05:06,074 --> 00:05:07,449 But you're Valerie. 125 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:11,456 That's right! Yeah, no, it's not me. My character. 126 00:05:11,457 --> 00:05:12,650 (Laughs) 127 00:05:12,651 --> 00:05:14,236 - Thank you. - Go, go, go. 128 00:05:14,237 --> 00:05:17,077 Oh, there's another way that Mallory and I are different. 129 00:05:17,078 --> 00:05:19,126 Mallory likes to watch herself during sex. 130 00:05:20,197 --> 00:05:23,482 Woman: Great! Climb those ladders, guys. 131 00:05:23,483 --> 00:05:25,981 Great. Good! 132 00:05:25,982 --> 00:05:29,694 Great climbing the ladder! Good. 133 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:33,238 Ignore the camera, guys. Ignore the cameras! 134 00:05:33,239 --> 00:05:35,468 They're my... not me, though. Right? 135 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:38,004 Teacher: Good! Great! 136 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,252 Climb the ladder! 137 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:43,976 Don't think, guys. Don't think. 138 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:47,041 Let your body go with the flow 139 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:50,265 of my suggestions! That's good. 140 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,617 Okay, now, we're sewing, everybody. 141 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:56,303 - Sewing. Good. - Just all of a sudden? Okay. 142 00:05:56,304 --> 00:05:58,814 Sew. Everybody, sew. Great. 143 00:05:58,815 --> 00:06:03,134 And now the sewing turns into a lasso, 144 00:06:03,135 --> 00:06:06,886 so swing that rope. Right. 145 00:06:06,887 --> 00:06:08,455 Swing that rope. Great. 146 00:06:08,456 --> 00:06:11,677 Come on. Good! Good! Get into it! 147 00:06:11,678 --> 00:06:13,439 (All cheering) Yeah! 148 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,578 - Yee-haw! - Teacher: Looking good! 149 00:06:15,579 --> 00:06:17,659 And now you're chopping meat. 150 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:20,348 Chopping meat. 151 00:06:23,764 --> 00:06:26,659 Hope it's not the cow I just lassoed. It was a baby. 152 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:27,819 (Laughs) 153 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,977 - (Laughs) - Okay. 154 00:06:29,978 --> 00:06:31,073 Teacher: Great, everybody! 155 00:06:31,074 --> 00:06:33,394 Okay. Thank you. 156 00:06:35,464 --> 00:06:37,431 Teacher: Excellent. Excellent work. Okay. 157 00:06:37,432 --> 00:06:38,651 - I... - That's great. 158 00:06:38,652 --> 00:06:39,696 - I think we're all warmed up... - Yeah. 159 00:06:39,697 --> 00:06:41,423 So I'd like to start with a round of scenes. 160 00:06:41,424 --> 00:06:42,473 - Mm-hmm. - Okay? 161 00:06:42,474 --> 00:06:44,767 - So who would like to go first? - I will. 162 00:06:44,768 --> 00:06:46,507 - Okay, great! - Yeah, Valerie Cherish. 163 00:06:47,138 --> 00:06:48,779 - Right, you said that. - Right. 164 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:51,058 - Okay, good. - I just don't want... I just, you know, 165 00:06:51,059 --> 00:06:53,158 don't want the others to feel intimidated, you know? 166 00:06:53,159 --> 00:06:55,237 Just 'cause I'm an actress and, you know, 167 00:06:55,238 --> 00:06:57,757 I'm a professional. Even though, not at this, I'm not. 168 00:06:57,758 --> 00:07:00,544 But want to make them feel comfortable, you know. 169 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,386 So don't worry. I'm at your level. 170 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:04,084 - Okay, great. - Yeah. 171 00:07:04,085 --> 00:07:05,723 - Uh, what's your name? - Schaemus. 172 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:07,442 - Schaemus. - That's funny already. 173 00:07:07,443 --> 00:07:09,400 - Isn't it? - Teacher: It is. (Laughs) 174 00:07:09,401 --> 00:07:13,267 Okay. So let's start with you two, and everyone else down! 175 00:07:13,268 --> 00:07:14,795 Okay. Sure. 176 00:07:14,796 --> 00:07:17,392 - (All cheer) - Thank you. 177 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:20,072 Okay, great. So I'm going to give you two occupations... 178 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,621 - Uh-huh. - ... And then I want you guys 179 00:07:21,622 --> 00:07:24,146 just to jump in and go for it. 180 00:07:24,147 --> 00:07:25,232 - Schaemus: Right. - Okay, great. 181 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:28,059 So, Schaemus, let's give you candy maker. 182 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:29,077 - Okay. - Oh, that's good. 183 00:07:29,078 --> 00:07:30,676 - Okay, and Valerie? - Uh-huh? 184 00:07:30,677 --> 00:07:32,252 - A miner. - Uh-huh. 185 00:07:32,253 --> 00:07:34,812 - Okay. - Yeah. Just one question. 186 00:07:34,813 --> 00:07:39,172 Is it minor like under 21, or miner like coal-miner miner? 187 00:07:39,173 --> 00:07:40,392 Teacher: You show me. 188 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,248 - I will show you. - Teacher: Okay! 189 00:07:42,249 --> 00:07:43,063 Okay. 190 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:45,258 Okay, let's give them some love and applause! 191 00:07:45,259 --> 00:07:47,929 - Okay. - (All cheer) 192 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:50,145 Thank you. 193 00:07:52,898 --> 00:07:54,799 I chose coal miner. 194 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,859 - Teacher: Valerie. - Yeah. 195 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,177 - Stay in the scene. - Yes. 196 00:07:57,178 --> 00:07:59,054 Don't... don't tell me what you're going to do. 197 00:07:59,055 --> 00:08:00,472 Show me what you're gonna do. Show it. 198 00:08:00,473 --> 00:08:02,392 - Yeah! - Okay. 199 00:08:04,227 --> 00:08:05,977 (Whispering) Do you want to go first? 200 00:08:05,978 --> 00:08:07,896 Teacher: Don't whisper. Just stay in the scene. 201 00:08:07,897 --> 00:08:09,481 Right. Yeah. I am. 202 00:08:09,482 --> 00:08:12,192 I hope the miners enjoy this Taffy I've prepared. 203 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:15,028 Well, I don't know what kind of candy you're making, 204 00:08:15,029 --> 00:08:17,536 - but I'm a coal miner. - (Mickey laughs) 205 00:08:17,537 --> 00:08:18,699 (Laughs) 206 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:22,532 - It's Taffy. - For a fireplace. 207 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:24,259 Now what? 208 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:27,411 Valerie, don't tell me what you're doing. Show me! 209 00:08:27,412 --> 00:08:30,398 No, I know, but we both spoke at the same time. So now what? 210 00:08:30,813 --> 00:08:32,043 You forgot the doves! 211 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:34,068 - There's nothing to pull out of this hat. - (All laugh) 212 00:08:34,069 --> 00:08:36,940 Woman: Bad news. I also forgot my pants. 213 00:08:36,941 --> 00:08:39,756 - (All laugh) - Okay, great! Great, guys! 214 00:08:39,757 --> 00:08:41,547 (All cheer) 215 00:08:41,548 --> 00:08:45,364 Very good! Okay, let's take 15 and meet back here. 216 00:08:45,365 --> 00:08:47,413 - 15? Yeah. - (All chattering) 217 00:08:47,414 --> 00:08:51,134 All right, that was fun. That was so fun. 218 00:08:51,135 --> 00:08:54,134 See where Mickey is, where Mickey got to. 219 00:08:57,785 --> 00:08:59,023 Oh, there he is. 220 00:08:59,024 --> 00:09:00,312 Mickey, I don't know when you left. 221 00:09:00,313 --> 00:09:03,300 Did you see the improv where I was the home... the homeless improv? 222 00:09:03,301 --> 00:09:06,181 I played a hobo with a funny voice, carrying a big stick. 223 00:09:06,182 --> 00:09:08,452 - (Laughs) - Right, right. 224 00:09:08,453 --> 00:09:10,104 - He's on the phone. - Thank you very much. 225 00:09:10,105 --> 00:09:12,042 Sorry I missed that one, Red. 226 00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:14,468 Oh, that's all right. Such a shame, though, 227 00:09:14,469 --> 00:09:16,305 'cause I think you would have gotten a big kick out of it. 228 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,730 You know? And then, Jane, you would have had someone to cut to 229 00:09:18,731 --> 00:09:20,722 just to show that I'm, you know, 230 00:09:20,723 --> 00:09:23,049 really good at improve. Oh, well. 231 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:26,114 Didn't want to miss a thing, but I really had to take this call 232 00:09:26,115 --> 00:09:28,763 from "The Island of Doctor Moreau" clinic... 233 00:09:28,764 --> 00:09:30,099 With my test results. 234 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:33,379 Oh, okay. Test? Did the rabbit die? (Laughs) 235 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:37,220 Well, they think they might have possibly found some form of cancer. 236 00:09:37,221 --> 00:09:39,902 - Oh. - Aunt Val, can I do one? 237 00:09:39,903 --> 00:09:42,422 - What? Do what? - Improv. 238 00:09:42,423 --> 00:09:46,221 Oh. Yeah. 239 00:09:46,222 --> 00:09:47,262 Oh, that's what I did. Yeah. 240 00:09:47,263 --> 00:09:49,353 - This is the pick-axe. - Right. 241 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:51,229 No, I'm having a conversation with Mickey right now, so... 242 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:53,525 - Where did you get those chips? - Over there. 243 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,880 Oh, why don't you bring some for Mickey? 244 00:09:55,881 --> 00:09:57,481 - Yeah. Thank you. - And a water. 245 00:09:57,482 --> 00:10:01,233 Yeah. So, is everything... is everything okay? 246 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:04,066 I'm fine! You know me, Red. 247 00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:06,034 I've had so many skin cancers removed, 248 00:10:06,035 --> 00:10:07,993 I count it as major weight-loss. 249 00:10:07,994 --> 00:10:09,665 Okay. (Laughs) That's good. 250 00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:12,220 - Okay. Good. Yeah. - Don't give it a second thought. 251 00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:15,515 - Okay. I won't. - I'm strong, like bull. 252 00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:17,171 (Laughs) Now that's a good accent. 253 00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:18,698 You know, maybe you should be a groundling, 254 00:10:18,699 --> 00:10:20,832 or you should be up on that stage instead of me. 255 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:23,213 - (Laughs) Oh. Not as fast as you. - Right? 256 00:10:23,214 --> 00:10:25,192 - Well... (Laughs) - Oh, food. 257 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:27,248 - Yeah. Why don't you eat? - Thank you. 258 00:10:27,249 --> 00:10:28,885 - That's good. - My blood sugar. 259 00:10:28,886 --> 00:10:32,116 - (Laughs) - Thank you. Thank you. 260 00:10:32,117 --> 00:10:34,949 Okay, yell out an occupation for Valerie. 261 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:37,824 - Bartender! - Teacher: I heard bartender! Great. 262 00:10:37,825 --> 00:10:39,948 Bartender. Okay, and one for Rick? 263 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:42,458 - Woman: House-husband! - House-husband. 264 00:10:42,459 --> 00:10:45,047 Okay, so a bartender and a house-husband. 265 00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:47,645 - Let's give them some applause! - (All cheer) 266 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,140 Boy, do I need a drink. 267 00:10:52,141 --> 00:10:54,491 I don't work anymore, so sometimes 268 00:10:54,492 --> 00:10:56,380 an afternoon drink just hits the spot. 269 00:10:56,381 --> 00:10:59,693 Mm-hmm. Well, only two reasons to be out of work... 270 00:10:59,694 --> 00:11:02,436 bad economy or cancer. Do you have cancer? 271 00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:05,612 Okay, guys, let's hold it there for a second. Okay? 272 00:11:05,613 --> 00:11:07,237 - Yeah. - There are some topics 273 00:11:07,238 --> 00:11:09,549 that we find that just don't play funny. 274 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:13,431 Right? Nothing's off limits, but things like cancer... 275 00:11:13,432 --> 00:11:16,351 they are just really hard and tricky to make funny. 276 00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:17,355 Right. Because they're not funny. 277 00:11:17,356 --> 00:11:18,703 - Teacher: Not funny, exactly. - Okay. 278 00:11:18,704 --> 00:11:21,096 Teacher: All right. Let's try two new professions. 279 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,151 - Valerie: Good. All right. - Good. So, um, Valerie? 280 00:11:23,152 --> 00:11:24,194 New mom. 281 00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:27,388 - And Rick, for you, Baker. - Oh. Baker's good. 282 00:11:27,389 --> 00:11:28,800 - Let's give them applause! - Okay. 283 00:11:28,801 --> 00:11:30,689 (All cheer, laugh) 284 00:11:35,553 --> 00:11:37,952 I'm baking this cake for me today, 285 00:11:37,953 --> 00:11:39,816 for a change. It's my birthday. 286 00:11:39,817 --> 00:11:42,448 (Scattered laughter) Well, what sign are you? 287 00:11:42,449 --> 00:11:45,760 Cancer? My bad. My bad. Okay. 288 00:11:45,761 --> 00:11:47,376 Um, let's pick a different sign. 289 00:11:47,377 --> 00:11:49,456 - What's the one with the crab? - Um, cancer. 290 00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:51,610 - Okay. Did it again. - Teacher: Just stay with it. 291 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,058 Valerie: Just keep saying it. Okay. Um... 292 00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:56,844 Um... I asked a question too. That's the big problem. 293 00:11:56,845 --> 00:11:59,021 And I just dropped my baby. (Laughs) 294 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,900 Okay. Stay in the scene. 295 00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:03,321 - Mark: Look, there he is. - Seth Rogen's in our house. 296 00:12:05,545 --> 00:12:07,321 (Woman on walkie-talkie) Ready, ready. Okay, we're ready. 297 00:12:07,322 --> 00:12:08,506 Now, what are they doing? 298 00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:10,780 Just some last-minute tweaks to the shot... 299 00:12:10,781 --> 00:12:13,069 you know, lighting, sound... just make sure it's just right. 300 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,357 Shayna? 301 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,108 (Whispers) 302 00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:21,628 All right, there are too many people in this hallway near the monitors. 303 00:12:21,629 --> 00:12:23,947 - If you don't need to be here, leave. - Yeah, let's go. 304 00:12:23,948 --> 00:12:26,296 That's my cue to go to craft service. 305 00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:27,434 Yeah. Okay. 306 00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:30,246 Let's go. Did she mean us? 307 00:12:30,247 --> 00:12:31,456 Yes. (Laughs) She does. 308 00:12:31,457 --> 00:12:33,148 That's rude. Our house. 309 00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:34,941 Welcome to my world, huh? 310 00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:37,126 And this thing. Is this really necessary? 311 00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:38,861 I mean, it's one step. 312 00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:41,381 I know they've got to carry a bunch of heavy stuff, 313 00:12:41,382 --> 00:12:43,109 but do they really need this ramp? 314 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,925 Well... Hi, Ron. 315 00:12:44,926 --> 00:12:48,956 Ah. So glad you made it to location. 316 00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:51,093 - Didn't know you'd be here. - Excuse me. 317 00:12:51,094 --> 00:12:52,722 Didn't... Why? 318 00:12:52,723 --> 00:12:55,857 Well, just... I didn't know line producers came to location. 319 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,697 I didn't know that. I didn't know that. 320 00:12:57,698 --> 00:12:59,423 This is my husband Mark, right here. 321 00:12:59,424 --> 00:13:00,639 - Coming through. - This is Ron. 322 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,012 - Producer. - Hi, Mark. 323 00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:03,080 Nice to meet you. 324 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:04,736 Thanks for letting us use your house. 325 00:13:04,737 --> 00:13:06,865 You saved the show. 326 00:13:06,866 --> 00:13:08,788 It's nice to meet you too. 327 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,211 - Man: Hey, Ron, can I see you? - Valerie: Yeah, okay. 328 00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:14,194 Coming through. 329 00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:16,994 Let's get you something to eat, my man who saved the show. 330 00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:20,482 So, uh, what happened to that producer guy? 331 00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:23,266 Um, well, the, um... 332 00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:25,519 Scuttlebutt is that, 333 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,666 uh, he was a stuntman and got hit by a big movie truck, 334 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,362 so they made him a producer. Sorry. 335 00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:33,519 Well, that's smart, you know? Avoid the lawsuit? 336 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:38,086 Jane, don't... probably don't want to put that out there. 337 00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:40,361 What he said. You know? 338 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:43,682 Okay. Can I meet Seth Rogen now? 339 00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:45,058 You just keep telling me to wait. 340 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:47,370 Yeah, well, but... because, you know, 341 00:13:47,371 --> 00:13:49,291 they're just shooting his part of the scene first. 342 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:51,787 - So, they... oh, sorry. - Look out. 343 00:13:52,821 --> 00:13:54,409 He probably doesn't want to get distracted. 344 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:56,861 Well, I don't think saying hi is going to ruin his performance. 345 00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:58,534 Well, actors can be tricky. 346 00:13:58,535 --> 00:14:00,797 You know? So... 347 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,654 Well, you know what? They're just... 348 00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,193 they're setting the shot. I think maybe we have time. 349 00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:06,839 - Let's go. But we have to hurry, okay? - All right. 350 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,052 - So, let's just... - Woman: Okay, people! 351 00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:11,014 Ready, ready! One minute until picture! 352 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:12,429 - No. Can't do it. Sorry. - What? 353 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:15,215 - No. Just... - Will: I need another five! 354 00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:17,561 That's... oh, we can go. That's okay. Five. 355 00:14:17,562 --> 00:14:19,433 - Woman: We've got to go now! - Ooh. I... 356 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,691 I don't know what's happening. You're making me nervous. 357 00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:24,173 - I need five! - Okay! Five minutes! 358 00:14:24,174 --> 00:14:25,236 Good. Let's go. 359 00:14:25,237 --> 00:14:26,677 Hurry. 360 00:14:26,678 --> 00:14:29,629 (Knocking) 361 00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:30,777 Oh, hi. 362 00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:32,997 (Valerie laughs) Hi, Seth. 363 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,260 - Hi. How's it going? - Good. 364 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,241 Just wanted you to meet my husband, Mark. 365 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,402 Hi, Mark. I'm Seth. Nice meeting you. 366 00:14:38,403 --> 00:14:40,213 I'd get out. The A.D. will yell at me if I do, though, 367 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,541 while I'm lighting, but, uh, nice meeting you. Yeah. 368 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,120 You're married to a wonderful lady. 369 00:14:45,121 --> 00:14:47,328 Oh, yeah. Thank you, thank you. 370 00:14:47,329 --> 00:14:48,976 I love your car. 371 00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:50,648 Oh. Well, thank you. 372 00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:53,073 And, uh, I'll make sure to tell the prop guy 373 00:14:53,074 --> 00:14:55,394 who bought it that you said that, 'cause it's not my car. 374 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,825 - Oh, it's not your car. - No. Not my car. Not my heroin. 375 00:14:58,826 --> 00:15:02,345 - Not my arm. Not my gun. - Hey! Hey! 376 00:15:02,346 --> 00:15:04,251 No, none of it's mine. 377 00:15:04,252 --> 00:15:07,265 I'm actually being operated by a prop guy through a hole in the car. 378 00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:08,897 He has his hand up my ass right now. 379 00:15:08,898 --> 00:15:10,387 (Both laugh) 380 00:15:10,388 --> 00:15:12,011 Yeah. See, in this scene, um... 381 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:15,286 Mitch, that's the fictitional Paulie G. Character... 382 00:15:15,287 --> 00:15:17,268 Yeah. You know, has come to the house to shoot me. 383 00:15:17,269 --> 00:15:18,334 Right? 384 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,714 Just like every writer wants to do to their actor, right? 385 00:15:20,715 --> 00:15:22,714 That's why you've got to write your own stuff. 386 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:24,522 Well, okay. (Laughs) 387 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,233 Anyway, so he sits out here in his car, 388 00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:29,525 and then I'm up in the bedroom window up there 389 00:15:29,526 --> 00:15:31,318 calling the network to complain about the script, 390 00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:34,045 which you know I never did. Never did it. You know? 391 00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:36,478 Spoiler alert. Doesn't kill me! 392 00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:38,541 (Laughs) Cool. 393 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:39,795 - Yeah. - Really cool. 394 00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:40,882 Yeah. 395 00:15:40,883 --> 00:15:44,663 Woman: Picture up! And, Valerie, you've been invited to hair and makeup! 396 00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:47,321 - Okay! - Jesus. 397 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,399 Someone should tell Sheena of the jungle 398 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,179 they invented this new thing called a walkie-talkie. 399 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,707 - That's right. Yelling. - Because she's yelling. 400 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:54,755 Okay. So, we'll leave you to it. 401 00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:55,826 Okay? 402 00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,931 Well, you know, I think I'm just going to hang for a minute. 403 00:15:57,932 --> 00:16:01,709 - Well, he may want to prepare. - Ooh, he can hang. 404 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,333 Yeah. Just getting in the, you know, 405 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:07,645 - drug-fueled-killing-spree mind state. - (Both laughing) 406 00:16:07,646 --> 00:16:09,467 - Pretty much there already. - Valerie: Oh, no. 407 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,815 (Laughs) Okay. 408 00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:13,926 I'll be in that stink hole of a trailer! 409 00:16:13,927 --> 00:16:17,006 Try the potstickers! They're delish. 410 00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,319 Okay, doll, I will. (Laughs) 411 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:24,263 Tyler? Doll? Listen. Do something for me, okay? 412 00:16:24,264 --> 00:16:26,583 Um, just keep an eye on Mickey, okay? 413 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:28,263 And if he wants any food or water, 414 00:16:28,264 --> 00:16:29,848 you get it for him. Okay? 415 00:16:29,849 --> 00:16:30,944 Like a servant? 416 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,772 Yeah. Also known as a set P.A. 417 00:16:33,773 --> 00:16:35,133 That's your job on the show. 418 00:16:35,134 --> 00:16:37,509 Yeah, I don't want to do that anymore. I want to do that. 419 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:39,839 You want to be the star of the show? 420 00:16:41,485 --> 00:16:43,997 Yeah. I think I'd be good at it. 421 00:16:43,998 --> 00:16:45,310 - Do you? - Yeah. 422 00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:48,720 Okay. Well, why don't we just let Seth have his job tonight 423 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:50,817 and you can do your job tonight? All right? 424 00:16:50,818 --> 00:16:51,937 Keep an eye on Mickey for me. 425 00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:57,320 Jane: Why are you concerned about Mickey? 426 00:16:57,321 --> 00:16:59,712 Well, I'm not. I'm just... you know, it's late, 427 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,536 or it's going to be a late night. You know? 428 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,176 And he never... he doesn't hydrate. 429 00:17:03,177 --> 00:17:04,793 So, Jane, don't. Okay? 430 00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:07,104 Don't do it. Mark? 431 00:17:07,105 --> 00:17:10,249 What are... you smoking? 432 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,066 Is that... what... 433 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:14,606 Yeah. Seth gave it to me. 434 00:17:14,607 --> 00:17:16,049 On camera? 435 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:20,704 Yeah. Okay. You know what? 436 00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:21,976 We've got a problem. 437 00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:25,192 Okay? Tyler doesn't want to do his job anymore. Okay? 438 00:17:25,193 --> 00:17:26,970 Because, you know, he decided 439 00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:28,996 he wants to be a movie star, because he showed up. 440 00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:31,483 That whole generation, you know, 441 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,835 has been treated like, "oh, you showed up? Here's a trophy," 442 00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:36,595 and, "oh, you ate a full meal. Here's a trophy for you." 443 00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,683 (Sighs) I know. Just... 444 00:17:41,402 --> 00:17:43,066 Saving that for later? 445 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,656 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 446 00:17:44,657 --> 00:17:48,264 Valerie: Look at Seth. So good. Comedy and drama. 447 00:17:49,843 --> 00:17:52,440 Are those heavy lights going to leave divots on the lawn? 448 00:17:52,441 --> 00:17:53,687 I have no idea. 449 00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:58,261 I just re-sodded that whole front section. 450 00:17:58,262 --> 00:17:59,493 Well... Shayna? 451 00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:01,333 - Yeah. - Uh-oh. 452 00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:05,700 Again! There are too many people in this hallway 453 00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:08,885 near the monitors. If you don't need to be here, leave. 454 00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:10,224 Got it, okay. Marky Mark, let's go. 455 00:18:10,225 --> 00:18:12,277 - What, again? - Come on. We're in the way. 456 00:18:12,278 --> 00:18:15,677 Val, when are they going to leave? 457 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,304 - Well, making TV takes time. - How much time? I need to sleep. 458 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,615 We'll figure something out. 459 00:18:20,911 --> 00:18:23,536 (Sighs) I just don't get why they're following us. 460 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,866 We're just going to sleep. 461 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:28,033 Jane, you know, thinks it's an interesting story, 462 00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:30,496 fleeing our house in the middle of the night 463 00:18:30,497 --> 00:18:33,136 to stay at one of our rental properties. Epic. 464 00:18:33,137 --> 00:18:36,080 (Laughs) Don't be cute, Val. I'm not in the mood. 465 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:38,873 This is supposed to be behind-the-scenes only. 466 00:18:38,874 --> 00:18:41,380 Well, she's getting a cute butt shot. (Laughs) 467 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,128 It's bad enough the only building we fucking own 468 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:45,912 is all the way in fucking Hollywood. 469 00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:48,727 I offered to pay for a room at the Peninsula. 470 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,006 You know, but... (Laughs) 471 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:53,656 Wouldn't be the first time I paid a hot guy 472 00:18:53,657 --> 00:18:55,120 to spend the night with me at a hotel. 473 00:18:55,121 --> 00:18:58,520 Jane, no, we're... we're done. There's no more cameras for tonight. 474 00:18:58,521 --> 00:19:00,523 Jane: I'm sorry, but I need to cover this. 475 00:19:00,524 --> 00:19:02,850 Yeah. You know, I mean, we're still talking, Mark, 476 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,524 so as long as we're talking, we're not done. 477 00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:05,900 I know. We're never done. 478 00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:07,683 We are never done! 479 00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:10,821 Peeling paint, scratched floors, now the lawn... 480 00:19:10,822 --> 00:19:12,358 Okay. Jane, it's small. 481 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,362 - It's a studio. - Well... 482 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:19,555 Go. I trust you lucky people all have quiet homes to go home to. 483 00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:20,608 Go. 484 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,058 - (Door clanging) - Mark: Jesus. 485 00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:25,357 All right, Val's still mic'ed, 486 00:19:25,358 --> 00:19:26,875 so just fish around for something. 487 00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,912 Mark: There's no way we can stay in that house 488 00:19:28,913 --> 00:19:30,734 for another month and a half while they're shooting. 489 00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:32,958 We're going to have to move out until they're done. 490 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,218 I'm not moving out, Mark. 491 00:19:34,219 --> 00:19:36,255 I can't. All my clothes are there. My work is there. 492 00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:37,362 - Okay, you know what? - Help me get this. 493 00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:38,365 I'll move out... 494 00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:42,230 And you can join me when you're done 495 00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:44,483 letting that drug addict have the run of our home. 496 00:19:47,193 --> 00:19:49,115 All right. I'm not... Doing that. 497 00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:51,385 Look, I know you're mad. Okay? I get that you're mad. 498 00:19:51,386 --> 00:19:53,472 This is not the deal that we made, Valerie. 499 00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:56,803 (Sighs) Look, can you please just be sweet to me? 500 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,592 Okay? I had a really rough night. 501 00:19:58,593 --> 00:20:00,819 Well, I've had a rough night, too, 502 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,706 and I'm not the one who signed up for this. 503 00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:05,100 What? What are you looking at? 504 00:20:05,101 --> 00:20:07,610 Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry, Jane! 505 00:20:07,611 --> 00:20:09,837 I... no. We're done. 506 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:11,629 All right. Calling it. 507 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,141 (Gunshot) 508 00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:15,368 - Mark: What the fuck was that? - Valerie: I don't... 509 00:20:15,369 --> 00:20:18,438 It definitely came from the next apartment. 510 00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:22,398 Yeah. But it's okay. She's with us. It's okay. 511 00:20:22,399 --> 00:20:24,430 Strongwood property own building. 512 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:28,526 Well, yeah. We are Strongwood Properties. 513 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,966 I told you that. Remember? Mark? 514 00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:33,394 Yeah. We're Strongwood Properties. 515 00:20:33,395 --> 00:20:35,429 Yeah. No one answer the phone. 516 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:36,550 Machine. 517 00:20:37,463 --> 00:20:39,549 Well, that's probably because it's 3:00 am. 518 00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:42,927 If you own the building, why are you sleeping here? 519 00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:46,806 Well, okay. I'm an actress. 520 00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:48,759 Valerie Cherish. Hi. 521 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,862 I'm doing, um, a new HBO series 522 00:20:51,863 --> 00:20:54,288 and, uh, shooting it at our house. 523 00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:56,726 So that's why we're here, 'cause we can't sleep there. 524 00:20:56,727 --> 00:20:57,978 So... 525 00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:04,412 If you own building, what is my name? 526 00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:08,765 I have no idea. 527 00:21:10,397 --> 00:21:11,830 Valerie: Still doesn't get it. 528 00:21:11,831 --> 00:21:12,933 (Laughs) Okay. 529 00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:16,118 Um, why would we say that we're Strongwood Properties if... 530 00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:19,426 Are you all right? What is that? 531 00:21:19,427 --> 00:21:23,318 Mark, can we please just go stay at the Peninsula? Can we just... 532 00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:25,737 No, we can't. No. This is our property. We're liable. 533 00:21:25,738 --> 00:21:29,017 Oh, it's a yawn. Okay. 534 00:21:29,018 --> 00:21:30,177 Okay, look, um... 535 00:21:30,178 --> 00:21:34,585 Our friend here thought she heard a gunshot or something 536 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,649 - coming from inside this apartment. - Yeah. 537 00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:39,919 Now, we've called the police, but we're concerned. 538 00:21:44,795 --> 00:21:47,256 Valerie: Thank you. Thank you, 'cause we're liable. 539 00:21:47,257 --> 00:21:49,420 - Yeah. - Got to see... 540 00:21:49,421 --> 00:21:51,277 Sure it's nothing. 541 00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:54,133 Just something fell over. 542 00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:55,919 Ooh. Oh God! 543 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,220 - Oh! Jesus. - Don't look. 544 00:21:57,221 --> 00:22:00,455 Oh my God. 545 00:22:00,456 --> 00:22:03,808 Oh my God, he shot himself. 546 00:22:03,809 --> 00:22:04,898 Oh. 547 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,620 Are you happy now, Valerie? 548 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,517 (Mark sighs) 549 00:22:15,804 --> 00:22:17,596 He's in shock. 550 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,017 Policeman: So you didn't know the guy? 551 00:22:19,018 --> 00:22:21,920 No. Not at all. He was a tenant, 552 00:22:21,921 --> 00:22:23,051 but that's about it. 553 00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:25,102 - But we don't manage the buildings. - No. 554 00:22:25,103 --> 00:22:26,480 (Siren beeps) 555 00:22:26,481 --> 00:22:28,538 Hey. What I tell you about that camera? 556 00:22:28,539 --> 00:22:31,156 Oh, no, that's all right. They're with me. It's for my show. 557 00:22:31,157 --> 00:22:32,563 - Your show? - Yeah. 558 00:22:32,564 --> 00:22:33,564 No, no. They can't film this. 559 00:22:33,565 --> 00:22:35,389 Look, they were filming when I got here. 560 00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:36,508 Now, if you want to shut them down 561 00:22:36,509 --> 00:22:37,898 and do all the paperwork it's going to take 562 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:39,382 to report all this, then be my guest. 563 00:22:39,383 --> 00:22:41,955 But it's 4:00 in the morning, and I would like to go home. 564 00:22:41,956 --> 00:22:43,070 Yeah. I'm an actress, 565 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:46,326 so, you know, I've done a couple of "CSI's," so I get it. 566 00:22:46,327 --> 00:22:48,533 You know? This is not for public consumption. Right? 567 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,536 We won't use any of this. I promise. Jane? 568 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,676 Jane? All this is N. G... No good. Yeah. 569 00:22:53,677 --> 00:22:54,840 So, what's the deal in there? 570 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,365 Uh, well, the coroner just left. 571 00:22:56,366 --> 00:23:00,080 Yeah, so, do you have any ideas about who the perp is? 572 00:23:00,081 --> 00:23:02,122 Perp is short for "perpetrator." 573 00:23:02,123 --> 00:23:04,805 Looks like a suicide. We found drugs all over the apartment. 574 00:23:04,806 --> 00:23:08,444 Okay. He drug addict. Never pay on time. 575 00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:10,566 Drug addict? He was? 576 00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:12,451 Officer 2: We talked to some of your tenants. 577 00:23:12,452 --> 00:23:14,494 Apparently, he'd been through rehab and was doing pretty well. 578 00:23:14,495 --> 00:23:15,547 - He had a new job, looked like he was - Dispatcher: Unit 23. 579 00:23:15,548 --> 00:23:16,622 on his way back. 580 00:23:16,623 --> 00:23:18,569 Yep, and that's usually when they take a dive. 581 00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:20,113 - It is? - Yeah. 582 00:23:20,114 --> 00:23:21,770 They'll turn their life around, 583 00:23:21,771 --> 00:23:23,118 then all of a sudden, they wreck it all, 584 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,460 and they take down anybody who's around them. 585 00:23:25,461 --> 00:23:26,954 - Dispatcher: Unit 23. - Excuse me, folks. 586 00:23:26,955 --> 00:23:28,596 This is unit 23. Go. 587 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,521 My garbage disposal is broken. 588 00:23:34,522 --> 00:23:36,950 I call Strongwood five times! 589 00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:38,531 590 00:23:38,532 --> 00:23:41,808 Oh. Okay. Well. Mark? Do you want to... 591 00:23:41,809 --> 00:23:45,565 No, don't "Mark" me. I've had it, Valerie. 592 00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:47,713 I cannot do another night like this. 593 00:23:47,714 --> 00:23:51,005 Tomorrow, I am going to start looking for a new place to move to. 594 00:23:51,006 --> 00:23:52,273 You can join me if you want. 595 00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:53,867 Where are you going now? 596 00:23:55,132 --> 00:23:56,633 To the Peninsula. 597 00:23:58,292 --> 00:24:01,161 Very nice, uh... nice to meet you. 598 00:24:02,948 --> 00:24:04,669 (Mark sighs) 599 00:24:06,769 --> 00:24:09,033 - Mark: Got everything? - Valerie: Yeah. Did you hear that? 600 00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:10,581 Mark: What? 601 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:13,775 - Valerie: Been through rehab and then... - Mark: Yes. Yes. 602 00:24:13,776 --> 00:24:16,123 I'm gonna be your 1 603 00:24:16,124 --> 00:24:20,002 I'm not the kind of girl who gives up... 604 00:24:20,003 --> 00:24:21,754 Do you have a key to this? 605 00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:24,835 - Rough night. - Thank you. 606 00:24:24,836 --> 00:24:26,126 - You know? - Thank you. 607 00:24:26,127 --> 00:24:27,194 Valerie: Oh, you're not on me? 608 00:24:27,195 --> 00:24:29,156 Oh my God. 609 00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:31,443 But I'm moving on 610 00:24:31,444 --> 00:24:33,870 I'm gonna be... - (Siren beeps) 611 00:24:33,871 --> 00:24:36,015 The number 1 612 00:24:44,446 --> 00:24:46,821 - Come on, man, that's enough! - Valerie: Jane? Jane? 613 00:24:46,822 --> 00:24:50,908 ... who gives up just like that 614 00:24:50,909 --> 00:24:53,369 Oh, no 615 00:24:54,028 --> 00:24:57,660 - Sync and Corrections by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 616 00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:02,260 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46769

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