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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,082 --> 00:00:02,524 The Comeback - Season 1- Episode 10 " Valerie Gets a Magazine Cover " 2 00:00:02,572 --> 00:00:04,578 The stars were out in New York last night... 3 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:06,464 Do you work out a lot ? 4 00:00:06,802 --> 00:00:07,741 Well I used to. 5 00:00:07,767 --> 00:00:09,458 You know, then I got busy. 6 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,808 So we've got to carve out time for it now. 7 00:00:11,825 --> 00:00:14,876 Because gonna start a big press push, you know, for "The Comeback". 8 00:00:15,278 --> 00:00:16,946 So, got to do it all, you know. 9 00:00:16,989 --> 00:00:18,581 Keep in shape, keep up with the news. 10 00:00:19,246 --> 00:00:22,341 Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore and Sarah Jessica Parker... 11 00:00:23,132 --> 00:00:24,047 Hello ? 12 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:27,218 Oh, yeah, no sure, I'll hold. I'll hold. 13 00:00:27,369 --> 00:00:28,464 Put in on speaker. 14 00:00:28,846 --> 00:00:29,561 Jane ? 15 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:31,353 Big conference call. Got the... 16 00:00:31,378 --> 00:00:33,263 you know, "The Comeback"'s ad campaign. 17 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:36,420 This might take a second, I'm trying to get you all conferenced in. 18 00:00:36,448 --> 00:00:38,513 Oh, that's fine, darling. I'm fine. 19 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,763 It'll take a while to get everybody... 20 00:00:41,025 --> 00:00:42,312 on the phone. 21 00:00:44,165 --> 00:00:45,971 What do you need, dear ? 22 00:00:46,497 --> 00:00:47,883 Where's my purse ? 23 00:00:48,108 --> 00:00:49,601 Your pur... Well, I had to... 24 00:00:49,687 --> 00:00:51,263 I had to move it for my workout. 25 00:00:51,267 --> 00:00:52,173 You know, you can't 26 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:54,771 put things on the equipment. I use this treadmill, so... 27 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,331 - But I always put my purse on the equipment. - That's all right, all right dear. 28 00:00:57,366 --> 00:00:59,312 I'm not mad. I know. 29 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:03,052 Well, no, it's back there. 30 00:01:03,077 --> 00:01:04,861 It's just over there. Yeah. 31 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:06,003 Val, you there ? 32 00:01:06,008 --> 00:01:07,041 Yes I am. 33 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:10,022 This is Richard Harris, senior VP of marketing. 34 00:01:10,508 --> 00:01:12,731 And Larry Edwards, director of marketing. 35 00:01:12,825 --> 00:01:16,260 Zack Kirstien, VP of marketing and talent relations. 36 00:01:16,317 --> 00:01:17,681 Well, hello, team. 37 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:18,743 Valerie, 38 00:01:18,835 --> 00:01:21,563 we wanted to thank you for all your calls about "The Comeback". 39 00:01:21,585 --> 00:01:23,101 It's great that you care so much. 40 00:01:23,115 --> 00:01:26,210 Well, that's my job, you know, Larry. 41 00:01:26,265 --> 00:01:29,133 - Actually, I was speaking, Val. Richard. - Oh, okay. Sorry. 42 00:01:29,195 --> 00:01:31,173 - Go on. - So, uh... 43 00:01:31,327 --> 00:01:33,870 we have a great campaign in the works. 44 00:01:33,957 --> 00:01:35,992 Oh good. That's great 'cause I have to... 45 00:01:36,026 --> 00:01:38,220 To be honest, I was starting to worry a little bit. 46 00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:41,253 Two months away from "The Comeback" premiere, you know, Richard. 47 00:01:41,265 --> 00:01:43,232 - I... - It's Zack. 48 00:01:43,427 --> 00:01:46,503 I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, well it's hard to tell you all apart. 49 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:50,203 Anyway, I was just wondering when am I gonna start to see something ? 50 00:01:50,218 --> 00:01:52,113 - I'm off. - Well we have a roll-out plan. 51 00:01:52,138 --> 00:01:54,913 - We're very excited about. - I forgot my... 52 00:01:55,558 --> 00:01:57,190 Oh, oh Mark ! 53 00:01:57,327 --> 00:01:58,383 Oh, Mark ! 54 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,001 Are you all right ? 55 00:02:00,026 --> 00:02:02,501 Oh, fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck ! 56 00:02:02,735 --> 00:02:05,560 - No ! - What was the treadmill doing on ? 57 00:02:05,688 --> 00:02:06,771 She was working out. 58 00:02:06,787 --> 00:02:09,241 - Mark, where does it hurt ? - I can't move my fingers. Oh ! 59 00:02:09,988 --> 00:02:12,843 Oh my god ! All right, we have to take you to the emergency room. 60 00:02:12,857 --> 00:02:15,232 Okay ? Phil, help me get him up, will you ? 61 00:02:15,357 --> 00:02:16,051 I'm Al. 62 00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:18,462 Al, it's not about you right now, all right ? Mark's hurt. 63 00:02:18,477 --> 00:02:19,353 Come on. 64 00:02:19,796 --> 00:02:21,033 - Oh my god ! - What ? 65 00:02:21,046 --> 00:02:24,220 I hung up on the entire marketing department. Just hung up on them. 66 00:02:24,828 --> 00:02:27,290 That's an emergency. They'll understand, I think. All right. 67 00:02:27,307 --> 00:02:28,932 - Let's go. - No, don't touch my hand ! 68 00:02:28,946 --> 00:02:32,060 Don't touch his hand, anyone ! Don't anyone touch his hand ! 69 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:32,782 Okay... 70 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,811 you have to get out of the way, dear. 71 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,490 So he broke three fingers. 72 00:02:37,517 --> 00:02:39,330 Three fingers, Jane. 73 00:02:39,437 --> 00:02:40,573 Wait, where am I ? 74 00:02:40,605 --> 00:02:43,851 - Where are you ? I don't see where you are. - We're outside, they wouldn't let us come in. 75 00:02:43,855 --> 00:02:45,813 Oh, yeah. All right, okay. 76 00:02:45,928 --> 00:02:48,022 Well, they told me to wait in the waiting room, 77 00:02:48,207 --> 00:02:48,623 so... 78 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:51,052 It's okay. We'll just get whatever we can from out here. 79 00:02:51,068 --> 00:02:51,571 Okay. 80 00:02:51,597 --> 00:02:53,963 - Do you want me to come and sit with you ? - Well... 81 00:02:54,197 --> 00:02:57,101 That's all right. Then you won't be able to use any of this, right ? 82 00:02:57,326 --> 00:03:00,093 So, that's all right. I have a magazine and... 83 00:03:00,398 --> 00:03:01,793 Yeah, it's all right. 84 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:05,332 Three fingers, Jane. Three. 85 00:03:05,408 --> 00:03:07,672 It's amazing what they can do with fingers these days. 86 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,240 Yeah. 87 00:03:08,368 --> 00:03:10,462 I broke this one and look. 88 00:03:11,175 --> 00:03:11,873 Yeah. 89 00:03:12,707 --> 00:03:13,363 Okay. 90 00:03:13,437 --> 00:03:15,552 Thanks, Jane. I appreciate the support. 91 00:03:15,837 --> 00:03:16,572 I really do. 92 00:03:16,657 --> 00:03:17,313 It's hard. 93 00:03:17,358 --> 00:03:18,712 - I'm sorry, miss ? - Yeah. 94 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:19,972 No cell phones allowed. 95 00:03:20,035 --> 00:03:20,532 Oh. 96 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,640 Oh boy, Jane ? 97 00:03:22,675 --> 00:03:24,661 Oh, it's okay. We have you miked. 98 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:26,041 We can hear you. 99 00:03:26,087 --> 00:03:27,531 Can you hear me ? 100 00:03:27,588 --> 00:03:28,482 Okay, good. 101 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:32,992 I hate hospitals. 102 00:03:33,116 --> 00:03:33,670 So... 103 00:03:37,108 --> 00:03:38,640 Oh, look at that. There's Juna. 104 00:03:38,668 --> 00:03:39,473 That's Juna. 105 00:03:39,488 --> 00:03:40,611 Can you get that ? 106 00:03:40,725 --> 00:03:41,821 There she is. 107 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:42,722 My baby girl. 108 00:03:42,835 --> 00:03:43,751 You see that ? 109 00:03:46,557 --> 00:03:48,451 So exciting for her. 110 00:03:48,525 --> 00:03:50,231 I remember how it felt. 111 00:03:50,346 --> 00:03:53,060 When I started seeing my pictures in magazines, you know. 112 00:03:53,096 --> 00:03:54,820 It's thrilling. It's really thrilling. 113 00:03:55,128 --> 00:03:56,340 Here she is. 114 00:03:57,258 --> 00:03:58,263 Oh look, it says she's 115 00:03:58,276 --> 00:03:59,890 "TV's fashion it girl. " 116 00:04:00,318 --> 00:04:01,710 Isn't that funny ? Cause I was 117 00:04:01,738 --> 00:04:03,250 TV's "I'm it" girl. 118 00:04:03,295 --> 00:04:04,443 Small world ? 119 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:05,480 Isn't that funny ? 120 00:04:08,966 --> 00:04:10,430 Why was it on ? 121 00:04:10,678 --> 00:04:11,860 I told you, Mark. 122 00:04:11,878 --> 00:04:13,570 I was working out. 123 00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:16,231 You don't work out. 124 00:04:16,535 --> 00:04:20,291 Okay. I'm not going to discuss this with you when you're obviously high on percocet. 125 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:21,680 You're not thinking clearly. 126 00:04:21,687 --> 00:04:23,372 Jane, will you open the door, please ? 127 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,332 Thank you. 128 00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:26,860 Easy, tiger. 129 00:04:28,437 --> 00:04:29,112 Yeah. 130 00:04:29,757 --> 00:04:30,920 And everybody in. 131 00:04:33,428 --> 00:04:34,443 Mr. Mark, 132 00:04:34,497 --> 00:04:35,470 how are you ? 133 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:38,332 Well, not so good I'm afraid. Broke three fingers. 134 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,632 Hey, Esperanza, how often does Val work out ? 135 00:04:40,707 --> 00:04:41,861 Never, right ? 136 00:04:42,885 --> 00:04:45,763 All right, Marky-Mark, what do you want to do ? Go upstairs ? 137 00:04:45,797 --> 00:04:47,672 Get into bed ? It's more comfortable there. 138 00:04:47,807 --> 00:04:50,021 Yeah, that'd be good. Wanna sleep. 139 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,102 Good. 140 00:04:51,815 --> 00:04:54,830 All right, listen, love ball, I'm going to tuck you into bed, 141 00:04:54,866 --> 00:04:57,642 And I'm going to stay right by your side all day. 142 00:04:57,658 --> 00:04:58,572 Okay ? 143 00:04:58,678 --> 00:05:02,271 Just have to go into work at 3 :30 for camera blocking. 144 00:05:02,452 --> 00:05:04,857 - Why was it on ? - Mark, I told you three times. 145 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,718 You know what ? Let's just get you into bed. 146 00:05:06,789 --> 00:05:08,874 - Juna, you in here ? - Yeah, hi. 147 00:05:08,888 --> 00:05:10,230 Look what I found ? 148 00:05:10,516 --> 00:05:11,621 Got some press. 149 00:05:11,636 --> 00:05:13,582 Juna Millken in "US weekly," everybody. 150 00:05:14,477 --> 00:05:17,063 - Peter, it's that dress. - I love that dress on you. 151 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,273 - Isn't that fun ? - It's great. It's great. 152 00:05:20,346 --> 00:05:22,461 I remember when I first got press for "I'm it. " 153 00:05:22,786 --> 00:05:23,821 "Tv guide," 154 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,383 the "ones to watch" section. 155 00:05:26,228 --> 00:05:28,650 Oh my Lord & Taylor. 156 00:05:29,326 --> 00:05:32,132 That is breathtaking. 157 00:05:33,526 --> 00:05:35,293 So you're on the cover of "Rolling Stone"? 158 00:05:35,357 --> 00:05:37,433 You're on the cover... Is that a real cover ? 159 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:38,272 It's a mock-up. 160 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,492 The real one comes out in about two to three weeks. 161 00:05:40,766 --> 00:05:43,441 - Gorgeous, yeah. - Thank you. 162 00:05:43,465 --> 00:05:45,543 And Val, this is my publicist, Carolina. 163 00:05:45,955 --> 00:05:47,951 - She's the greatest. - Yeah, well I guess so. 164 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:49,970 - Oh, hi. - Valerie Cherish. 165 00:05:50,006 --> 00:05:51,893 - Pleasure to meet you. - Oh, you too. 166 00:05:51,928 --> 00:05:54,490 Okay, well I guess I know what the pull quote is going to be. 167 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:57,460 I just got an e-mail from the copy editor of "Rolling Stone" magazine. 168 00:05:57,498 --> 00:05:59,190 And Jesse says you have the, quote, 169 00:05:59,238 --> 00:06:01,420 "hottest white ass in Hollywood !" 170 00:06:01,566 --> 00:06:02,361 No ! 171 00:06:02,766 --> 00:06:04,041 Congratulations ! 172 00:06:04,055 --> 00:06:05,021 Thank you ! 173 00:06:05,096 --> 00:06:06,513 So then it's an article too ? 174 00:06:06,528 --> 00:06:07,802 - There's an article ? - Yeah. 175 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,823 - Oh, baby girl, so proud of you. - Yeah. 176 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,213 - Thank you. - So proud. 177 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:14,762 Carolina, listen, if you ever need me to get on the phone with anyone for her, 178 00:06:14,826 --> 00:06:15,923 My pleasure, okay ? 179 00:06:15,937 --> 00:06:16,701 And I promise 180 00:06:16,725 --> 00:06:18,333 I'll mention more than just her ass. 181 00:06:18,497 --> 00:06:19,252 All right ? 182 00:06:19,618 --> 00:06:20,720 Hey, Peter ? 183 00:06:20,735 --> 00:06:21,651 You got any... 184 00:06:21,677 --> 00:06:23,730 - bikinis for us to approve of in here ? - Oh ! 185 00:06:24,245 --> 00:06:25,493 The picks for this week's show 186 00:06:25,507 --> 00:06:26,181 on that rack. 187 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:30,903 How is that ? 188 00:06:31,955 --> 00:06:32,961 "Got Millken ?" 189 00:06:32,996 --> 00:06:34,912 - Oh, that is... - I wish I had a cookie. 190 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:36,663 Right. 191 00:06:36,668 --> 00:06:38,550 Ga-Ga-Ga-Goy ! 192 00:06:38,558 --> 00:06:39,933 - Fucking hot ! - Yeah. 193 00:06:39,948 --> 00:06:41,440 That is fucking... Now look at you. 194 00:06:41,606 --> 00:06:43,322 Look it. You are fucking hot, lady. 195 00:06:43,356 --> 00:06:44,702 Oh, thank you. 196 00:06:45,256 --> 00:06:47,502 - Is that amazing ? - God, Val is amazing ? 197 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,632 Looks like that, 198 00:06:48,696 --> 00:06:49,441 eats like that. 199 00:06:50,316 --> 00:06:51,383 I'm fucking love you. 200 00:06:51,408 --> 00:06:53,661 You're my kind of woman. Look at that ! 201 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:55,423 - That's unbelievable. - Juna, this is... 202 00:06:55,468 --> 00:06:56,342 this is... 203 00:06:56,897 --> 00:06:58,991 - This is really... - It's so great for the show. 204 00:06:59,016 --> 00:07:01,650 Really good I was just talking to marketing this morning. 205 00:07:01,968 --> 00:07:03,643 Telling them I've got to do more press 206 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,091 you know, for "Room & Bored" 207 00:07:05,106 --> 00:07:06,390 And "The Comeback. " You know, 208 00:07:06,408 --> 00:07:08,470 - just got to get the word out there. - Oh, Val ! 209 00:07:09,057 --> 00:07:11,633 You should talk to Carolina, because you guys are really smart 210 00:07:11,676 --> 00:07:12,961 - and nice and... - Yeah. 211 00:07:13,018 --> 00:07:14,852 I mean, I wouldn't have gotten this cover without her. 212 00:07:14,855 --> 00:07:15,971 Yeah. No, she's good. 213 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,152 "Rolling stone," dude. That's so fucking cool. 214 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:19,802 Please tell me you mentioned the name of the show. 215 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,361 Oh. She did. A thousand time. 216 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:23,333 And now the record company's all pissed off. 217 00:07:23,637 --> 00:07:24,581 - I'm sorry. - Listen. 218 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:26,392 We really should talk, you know, 219 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:28,612 - Because I've been looking for someone. - Oh sure. 220 00:07:28,618 --> 00:07:29,500 - You wanna ? - Sure. 221 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:30,931 You want to set up a meeting, or... 222 00:07:30,966 --> 00:07:31,403 Here. 223 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:32,653 - Sure. Oh - Take that. 224 00:07:34,355 --> 00:07:35,182 Flash P. R. 225 00:07:38,075 --> 00:07:38,893 Flash P. R. 226 00:07:41,207 --> 00:07:42,961 Obviously Carolina's real busy, 227 00:07:43,016 --> 00:07:44,023 Which is a good sign. 228 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:45,640 Means she's working for her clients. 229 00:07:45,855 --> 00:07:47,453 It's been 15 minutes. 230 00:07:47,898 --> 00:07:49,631 Punctuality is important. 231 00:07:49,997 --> 00:07:52,852 It says that you understand people's time is valuable. 232 00:07:53,135 --> 00:07:54,442 Yeah, Mickey. You got to 233 00:07:54,536 --> 00:07:55,940 cut people slack sometimes. 234 00:07:56,148 --> 00:07:57,191 You're too nice. 235 00:07:57,288 --> 00:07:58,461 - Valerie ? - Yeah ! 236 00:07:58,867 --> 00:08:00,111 Carolina's ready to see you. 237 00:08:00,157 --> 00:08:02,183 Oh, okay. See, here we go. 238 00:08:02,697 --> 00:08:04,463 So when I was on "I'm it," 239 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:06,431 I ended up doing, I think five... 240 00:08:06,508 --> 00:08:08,231 Oh no, six magazine covers. 241 00:08:08,265 --> 00:08:10,320 - Oh wow. - Yeah, I ran the whole gamut, 242 00:08:10,348 --> 00:08:12,811 You know, from "Redbook" to "Cigar aficionado". 243 00:08:12,846 --> 00:08:14,143 That one was real fun. 244 00:08:14,175 --> 00:08:16,571 Real departure for me. You know I wore my hair up, 245 00:08:16,587 --> 00:08:17,862 I had the cigar. 246 00:08:18,777 --> 00:08:20,952 Well that's really smart. Here at flash P. R., 247 00:08:20,988 --> 00:08:23,421 We really believe in rounding out an actor's image. 248 00:08:24,358 --> 00:08:25,710 Like what we did for Juna. 249 00:08:25,746 --> 00:08:28,100 We start out with an incredibly sexy "Rolling Stone" cover 250 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:30,762 - but then we're gonna... - Yeah. Oh by the way, congratulations. 251 00:08:30,768 --> 00:08:33,173 Just great work with Juna on that. 252 00:08:33,325 --> 00:08:35,401 Thank you. Well, you know, truthfully, 253 00:08:35,435 --> 00:08:36,810 I didn't even do anything. 254 00:08:36,838 --> 00:08:40,030 That was a shot from an inside piece about up and coming rock bands. 255 00:08:40,075 --> 00:08:41,272 And they saw the photo. 256 00:08:41,325 --> 00:08:42,000 Immediate cover. 257 00:08:42,256 --> 00:08:44,190 All I had to do was say yes to stop the begging 258 00:08:44,217 --> 00:08:44,633 Well, 259 00:08:45,456 --> 00:08:46,991 you seem terrific at what you do. 260 00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:49,173 - Oh, thanks. - You know, real special. Real special. 261 00:08:49,187 --> 00:08:51,660 So I think this would be fun to give this a whirl, you and me. 262 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,713 Oh, that would be great. 263 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:56,973 But my partner and me, we aren't taking on any more clients 264 00:08:57,045 --> 00:08:57,703 at this time. 265 00:08:57,716 --> 00:08:59,751 I sort of did this meeting as a favor to Juna, 266 00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:01,770 but we only take one or two clients a year 267 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,150 and we really try to stick with up-and-comers. 268 00:09:04,157 --> 00:09:07,203 No. I didn't think it was a good match in the first place, you know. 269 00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:07,990 I was also just... 270 00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:09,922 I didn't want to hurt Juna's or your feelings, 271 00:09:09,947 --> 00:09:10,522 you know. 272 00:09:10,687 --> 00:09:11,621 So, yeah. 273 00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:13,451 - Have someone else in mind anyway. - Okay. 274 00:09:13,466 --> 00:09:15,130 Great to sit down and talk to you. 275 00:09:15,146 --> 00:09:16,740 - Keep up the good work. - Thanks. 276 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,993 Jane, I got to... 277 00:09:22,066 --> 00:09:24,003 - get out. - I just need to get the camera. 278 00:09:24,495 --> 00:09:25,943 All right, watch out. 279 00:09:27,085 --> 00:09:28,132 It's always... 280 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:30,323 watch the cable. Okay. 281 00:09:33,328 --> 00:09:34,393 Well, yeah. 282 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:37,421 Oh, did you hear that, Jane ? "Partner and me"? 283 00:09:38,276 --> 00:09:40,892 She said "Partner and me. " Should be "Partner and I" 284 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,993 You know, a publicist is essentially your spokesperson... 285 00:09:44,095 --> 00:09:46,060 So, should know how to speak. 286 00:09:48,426 --> 00:09:49,730 - Right, Jane ? - Yeah. 287 00:09:49,775 --> 00:09:51,180 - Yeah. - Yeah. 288 00:09:51,218 --> 00:09:52,230 Well ? 289 00:09:52,346 --> 00:09:54,030 Oh no, not for me. 290 00:09:54,207 --> 00:09:54,591 Yeah. 291 00:09:54,665 --> 00:09:56,672 Just not a gal's gal, you know. 292 00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:58,571 Some women are just real threatened by 293 00:09:58,596 --> 00:10:00,262 other very strong women, 294 00:10:00,285 --> 00:10:02,760 you know. Hate to put it out there, but it's true. 295 00:10:02,796 --> 00:10:05,572 Didn't want to say anything, Red, But anyone with hair like that... 296 00:10:06,236 --> 00:10:06,961 no. 297 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:10,040 If it were any drier, there'd be a brushfire. 298 00:10:10,997 --> 00:10:11,990 Very good. 299 00:10:12,015 --> 00:10:13,423 Juna's got the right idea though, 300 00:10:13,436 --> 00:10:16,120 you know. Got to get a publicist. Just got to. 301 00:10:16,168 --> 00:10:17,561 You know who was great ? 302 00:10:17,726 --> 00:10:18,963 Ryan ? 303 00:10:18,988 --> 00:10:20,220 Who's Ryan ? 304 00:10:20,608 --> 00:10:23,870 Ryan, you know, that adorable publicist from "it". 305 00:10:24,105 --> 00:10:25,033 Ryan. 306 00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:26,280 Lou ? 307 00:10:26,707 --> 00:10:27,662 Right. 308 00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:28,142 yeah. 309 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:30,693 I know his name is Lou, but I called him Ryan... 310 00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:32,593 'cause he looked like Ryan O'Neil. 311 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:34,102 Well that was our thing. 312 00:10:34,118 --> 00:10:36,222 That was my thing with him. Anyway, he got me. 313 00:10:36,316 --> 00:10:37,641 He really got me. 314 00:10:37,676 --> 00:10:39,431 You know, I think it was 'cause he was gay. 315 00:10:39,446 --> 00:10:40,923 Got the nuances more. 316 00:10:41,686 --> 00:10:42,640 You know ? 317 00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:45,372 Got to get me a gay, Mickey. 318 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,943 Gotta get a gay. 319 00:10:47,048 --> 00:10:48,302 Why don't I just call Lou ? 320 00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:50,143 Oh, Red, he died. 321 00:10:50,206 --> 00:10:51,830 In'94, I think. 322 00:10:51,855 --> 00:10:53,092 Oh, no. 323 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:54,292 - Did he have... - No. 324 00:10:54,857 --> 00:10:56,912 - Hit by a car crossing barham. - Oh ! 325 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:57,553 Good. 326 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:58,983 Not... 327 00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:01,420 Not good that he died. 328 00:11:02,556 --> 00:11:04,372 I would love to work with you. 329 00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:05,851 - Oh. - And who wouldn't ? 330 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,321 Who else has got two shows on the network at the same time ? 331 00:11:08,345 --> 00:11:09,322 - That's... - No one. 332 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,271 That's exactly what I was saying to Mickey 333 00:11:11,308 --> 00:11:13,132 - in the car on the way over here. - Yeah. 334 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,151 That's... Mickey, wasn't I... Oh. 335 00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:18,281 Sorry, he's a little distracted. 336 00:11:18,296 --> 00:11:21,230 Don't think he's ever eaten next to two G. I. Joe's before. 337 00:11:22,865 --> 00:11:24,001 You're hilarious. 338 00:11:24,325 --> 00:11:25,463 I'd like to think so. 339 00:11:25,487 --> 00:11:26,801 Oh, think so. 340 00:11:28,005 --> 00:11:29,663 Mickey, did you hear ? We... 341 00:11:29,808 --> 00:11:30,250 No. 342 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:32,900 - it's all right. - I already know I want to work with you. 343 00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:35,291 And you just have to decide if you want to work with me. 344 00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:36,391 - Right. - So... 345 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:37,521 goals. 346 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:39,321 Okay, 347 00:11:40,236 --> 00:11:41,221 Okay, let's see. 348 00:11:41,558 --> 00:11:42,492 Goal #1 : 349 00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:43,510 I want to do a Leno 350 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,052 before the premiere of "The Comeback". 351 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:47,560 I know the guy who books it, so we can get that ball rolling. 352 00:11:47,577 --> 00:11:48,661 Great ! Okay. 353 00:11:48,806 --> 00:11:49,902 - So impressed. - No. 354 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,390 Well, it's not about me. 355 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,220 - Go ahead. - Okay. 356 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:55,690 - so numero uno, leno. - Right. 357 00:11:55,705 --> 00:11:58,080 And then magazines. You know, 358 00:11:58,197 --> 00:12:00,140 - I want to G covers. - Oh yeah. Great. 359 00:12:00,148 --> 00:12:03,312 Let's see Valerie Cherish outside of that running suit. Which is hilarious 360 00:12:03,328 --> 00:12:04,950 Don't get me wrong, but come on. 361 00:12:04,995 --> 00:12:06,740 You're a beautiful woman. 362 00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:07,863 Thank you. But exactly. 363 00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,742 Exactly, yeah. 364 00:12:09,927 --> 00:12:11,500 Billy, you're really fantastic. 365 00:12:11,515 --> 00:12:13,801 - Thanks. - Really are, you know and PMK is... 366 00:12:13,838 --> 00:12:16,071 - a top notch publicity firm, so... - Yeah. 367 00:12:16,087 --> 00:12:17,573 I left Pmk. 368 00:12:18,007 --> 00:12:18,980 You... like... did... 369 00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:20,591 - You did just... - Right. 370 00:12:20,846 --> 00:12:23,171 Right after we talked on the phone ? 371 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:26,271 I'm starting my own company and seven other clients came with me. 372 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,830 - Could I know who they are ? - Josh Scott. 373 00:12:31,148 --> 00:12:32,871 - Do you know him ? - No, I don't. 374 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,811 and Ellen Price... 375 00:12:34,977 --> 00:12:36,013 I don't... I don't. 376 00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:40,063 Could I... could I ask why... why you left ? 377 00:12:40,077 --> 00:12:41,681 Well, I'm not going to lie. 378 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:44,690 They promoted someone younger. The end. 379 00:12:44,985 --> 00:12:46,033 Wasn't having it. 380 00:12:46,368 --> 00:12:47,723 Yeah, well. 381 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:49,523 Yeah, my only concern 382 00:12:49,547 --> 00:12:51,791 would be just, you know, your start-up time 383 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,802 you know, and then I've got my needs here. 384 00:12:53,817 --> 00:12:57,001 Right, but Valerie, no one will work harder for you. 385 00:12:57,225 --> 00:13:00,271 I mean, I know what you need to have done and I can do that. 386 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,603 - Valerie ? - Yeah. 387 00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:03,663 I'm sorry, could you stop ? There's a looky loo. 388 00:13:04,415 --> 00:13:05,003 Oh ! 389 00:13:05,526 --> 00:13:08,101 All right, very funny. Could you move, please ? 390 00:13:08,356 --> 00:13:09,693 - Go ! - Could you just not be there ? 391 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,160 Can you go somewhere else ? 392 00:13:11,397 --> 00:13:13,002 Oh, he's obnoxious. Should we just... 393 00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:15,562 - move to another... - I'll be right back. 394 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,382 You can't. 395 00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:22,182 Hi, yeah. You know, you got to move. We're filming a reality show 396 00:13:22,195 --> 00:13:24,001 - and you can't be here. - Kiss my ass, punk. 397 00:13:24,016 --> 00:13:26,153 You want me to call the West Hollywood police ? Because then... 398 00:13:26,158 --> 00:13:28,920 Oh no, you're going to call them on your phone, faggot ? 399 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,832 We're good, Jane. 400 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,243 You see that ? 401 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:36,671 That's a publicist. 402 00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:39,572 That's the guy who's going to get me covers. 403 00:13:45,227 --> 00:13:46,272 Here you go. 404 00:13:46,298 --> 00:13:49,390 One beautiful tossed salad with freshly grilled chicken. 405 00:13:49,627 --> 00:13:52,440 - Thank you. - Well my pleasure, treasure. 406 00:13:52,676 --> 00:13:53,801 There you go. 407 00:13:54,526 --> 00:13:56,341 Mark, is that my Simon Pearce carving fork ? 408 00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:58,242 You're using that as a scratching device ! 409 00:13:58,256 --> 00:14:00,650 - Not very sanitary, dear. - It itches. 410 00:14:00,676 --> 00:14:01,901 Well, that's a good thing. 411 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,912 Means it's healing. 412 00:14:04,588 --> 00:14:06,290 Take it out. 413 00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:07,771 What's the matter ? 414 00:14:07,928 --> 00:14:08,641 What's wrong ? 415 00:14:08,656 --> 00:14:10,990 - Could you cut it up ? - Of course, yeah ! 416 00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:12,371 Sure can. 417 00:14:12,408 --> 00:14:13,402 That's for me. 418 00:14:17,258 --> 00:14:19,853 Smaller, like the chopped salad at la scala. 419 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:21,713 Can do. 420 00:14:22,197 --> 00:14:23,862 I'm expecting a conference call. 421 00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:26,931 No, that's mine. And Mark, you should... really... 422 00:14:27,806 --> 00:14:29,970 lay off the business till you're off the percocet. 423 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,762 You know, you're a little out of it. Hello ? 424 00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,001 Valerie, it's Billy. 425 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:36,152 Oh hi, billy. Hi. 426 00:14:36,436 --> 00:14:37,780 Got some good news. 427 00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,751 Oh yeah ? What's up ? What's the good news ? 428 00:14:39,776 --> 00:14:40,681 Hit me with it. 429 00:14:40,698 --> 00:14:42,142 Do we have any pepperoncini ? 430 00:14:42,177 --> 00:14:45,851 - Billy, one second. What is it, Mark ? - Do we have those pepperoncini that I like ? 431 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,343 Oh yeah, no, yeah. I think we have those. 432 00:14:48,368 --> 00:14:50,592 I think we have... All right, I think we have those. 433 00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:53,473 I married him for better or worse, not for lunch. 434 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,181 Okay, Billy, what's the good news ? 435 00:14:56,405 --> 00:14:58,392 All right, I got you a cover. 436 00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:00,212 Well, that is exciting ! 437 00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:03,532 Well there you go. What's it for ? "Redbook"? 438 00:15:03,648 --> 00:15:07,203 Well, no, they're definitely into it, but not until they see how "The Comeback" does. 439 00:15:07,228 --> 00:15:09,413 Okay, well that's great. That's still great. 440 00:15:09,895 --> 00:15:11,860 So what magazine is it for ? 441 00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,240 "Be yoga. " 442 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:14,740 I'm sorry. 443 00:15:14,795 --> 00:15:16,633 "Be yoga"? Billy, I've... 444 00:15:16,705 --> 00:15:18,583 never heard of "Be yoga. " 445 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,170 Well it's new and it's got a hip, trendy skew, so... 446 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,621 Well, we like that. 447 00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:23,403 Right ? 448 00:15:23,438 --> 00:15:25,030 And you're on the stands A. S. A. P. 449 00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:26,913 Oh, we love that ! 450 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,553 Do you do yoga ? 451 00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:31,522 Well, I haven't for a while, but I could take one class 452 00:15:31,546 --> 00:15:33,670 you know, just get up to speed, yeah. 453 00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:34,853 You don't do yoga. 454 00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:37,642 Yes, I did, Mark ! I did do yoga, okay ? At that... 455 00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:39,411 place... Prana something 456 00:15:39,427 --> 00:15:41,231 something on crescent heights. 457 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:43,130 Okay, here are your pepperoncinis. 458 00:15:43,378 --> 00:15:44,802 - Thank you. - Well that's great. 459 00:15:44,807 --> 00:15:46,761 Billy ? When do they want to do it ? 460 00:15:47,307 --> 00:15:50,143 Well, they want to start as quickly as possible, so we can get it out 461 00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:53,320 there as fast as possible. They've already booked a great photographer. 462 00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:55,262 You know, I have an idea. 463 00:15:56,966 --> 00:15:57,903 Well, 464 00:15:58,126 --> 00:16:00,623 the universe has shown me the way. 465 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,112 The yoga cover, 466 00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:05,241 even Mark's injury... 467 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,061 they're all signs... 468 00:16:07,095 --> 00:16:09,612 to get off the treadmill. 469 00:16:09,687 --> 00:16:13,033 That dangerous treadmill that keeps you running. 470 00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:14,850 To what ? 471 00:16:15,217 --> 00:16:17,221 From what ? 472 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:21,031 So I've decided to let it all go. 473 00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:24,170 I'm gonna focus on the inside. 474 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:27,282 Focus on what's really important. 475 00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:28,502 Me. 476 00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:30,611 My... 477 00:16:31,236 --> 00:16:32,562 center. 478 00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:34,532 - My... - Val ? 479 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:37,261 Can you help me ? I can't get the top off this ! 480 00:16:37,307 --> 00:16:39,073 Well, I'm in the bathtub, Mark. 481 00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:40,743 Oh, okay. 482 00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:47,782 All right. Well, I need a towel 'cause my hands are wet. 483 00:16:47,837 --> 00:16:49,190 Oh, okay. 484 00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:52,232 A little towel. Yeah, careful. 485 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:58,032 Okay, well that's good enough I guess. Here, take that, and I'll... 486 00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:01,932 okay, there you go, darling. 487 00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:04,250 - Thank you. - All better. 488 00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:05,621 You're welcome. 489 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:09,531 I'm just going to leave a little pause for editing, okay ? 490 00:17:12,777 --> 00:17:15,073 So I've decided to get rid of my work 491 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,501 out room 492 00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:18,663 And create a work in room. 493 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,963 Gonna create a zen space. 494 00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:22,593 God damn it ! 495 00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:23,623 What's wrong ? 496 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,492 I just dropped all the percocet ! 497 00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:30,230 All right, let me help you. 498 00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:32,441 Transcript : RaceMan 499 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:36,663 Synchro : Csivore 500 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:41,003 Corrections : Seth Cohen 501 00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:43,090 I'm coming. 502 00:17:46,158 --> 00:17:48,141 Are you wearing a bathing suit in the bathtub ? 503 00:17:48,158 --> 00:17:50,022 Yes, Mark. Yes, I am. 504 00:17:50,057 --> 00:17:53,360 - Why ? - I don't do nudity. 505 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,333 I like to build around the buddha. 506 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,620 Once you choose that, it'll inform what we do on the rest of the room. 507 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,512 Interesting. Is that what you did with Goldie ? 508 00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:06,562 Adam designed Goldie Hawn's zen room. 509 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,180 I prefer not to discuss my client list. 510 00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,602 Oh sure, yeah. 511 00:18:11,305 --> 00:18:13,800 As long as you don't have a problem with publicity, though, 'cause 512 00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:15,063 you know, this zen room 513 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,213 got me a three-page spread in "be yoga. " 514 00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:19,900 No... Yeah, yeah. I'm thrilled, I'm thrilled, I'd just... 515 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,112 rather not... 516 00:18:21,246 --> 00:18:23,071 - talk about... - I got you. No. 517 00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:24,302 I got you, yeah. 518 00:18:24,648 --> 00:18:27,522 I heard she put her oscar in her zen room. Is that true ? 519 00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,800 - No, I got it. Yeah, I got it. Just - Yeah, thank you. 520 00:18:31,807 --> 00:18:35,753 that I'm considering, you know, doing the same thing with my people's choice award. 521 00:18:36,176 --> 00:18:37,682 - Ms. Val ? - Yeah ? 522 00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:39,440 Where do I put the Scribble ? 523 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,612 It's scrabble, dear. It's called scrabble. 524 00:18:42,637 --> 00:18:45,003 And yeah, it all goes in boxes. 525 00:18:45,046 --> 00:18:47,180 Everything goes in boxes and out of here. 526 00:18:47,206 --> 00:18:50,361 Want this whole room cleaned out. Free of attachments. 527 00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:52,053 - You know. - So... 528 00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:53,993 which buddha do you prefer ? 529 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,150 well, not that one. Too scary. 530 00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:00,521 And that one's too small. 531 00:19:00,576 --> 00:19:03,291 This one is just right, I think. 532 00:19:03,507 --> 00:19:05,870 I sound like goldie hawn. 533 00:19:06,155 --> 00:19:07,070 Goldilocks ! 534 00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,410 I can't get her out of my head. 535 00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:11,700 - Where is everybody ? - We're in here, Mark ! 536 00:19:12,056 --> 00:19:13,803 That was a fun, little... 537 00:19:13,856 --> 00:19:15,551 That's it. That's the one. 538 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,090 - So how was your first day back ? - Fine. 539 00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:18,672 Good. 540 00:19:18,705 --> 00:19:19,351 Great. 541 00:19:19,377 --> 00:19:20,903 Oh Mark, this is Adam Maya. 542 00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:23,523 - He's the interior designer. - It's a pleasure. 543 00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:24,491 what happened ? 544 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,170 - I fell off a treadmill. - Yeah. 545 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,550 Working out ? 546 00:19:27,577 --> 00:19:28,433 Sure. 547 00:19:28,887 --> 00:19:31,043 Look at these ! Already, huh ? 548 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,230 Well, sure, yeah. We're on a deadline, you know. 549 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,173 Photo shoot's in four days. 550 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,933 So adam and I were just... 551 00:19:36,988 --> 00:19:39,151 talking about which buddha. Buddha ? 552 00:19:40,707 --> 00:19:43,402 - Whatever you're comfortable with. - Oh, okay. I think Buddha. 553 00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:45,241 - Buddha's better. - That's great. 554 00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:46,773 Yeah. So... 555 00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:48,992 we think this one, Mark. What do you think ? 556 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:50,693 Sure, how much ? 557 00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:54,002 Mark, you can't put a price tag on spirituality. 558 00:19:54,035 --> 00:19:55,753 Yes, I can. How much ? 559 00:19:56,185 --> 00:19:57,622 It's 12,000. 560 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,442 12000. Does it come with its own car ? 561 00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:04,482 It's from the 16th century. 562 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,901 - Oh, is it ? - Yeah. 563 00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:08,393 Well, yeah. That's a lot though. That is a lot. 564 00:20:08,486 --> 00:20:10,380 What about the scary one. How much is that ? 565 00:20:10,518 --> 00:20:12,152 $ 15,000. 566 00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:14,301 At least the price isn't scary, huh ? 567 00:20:15,268 --> 00:20:16,990 - Why don't I let you two talk about it ? - All right. 568 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,461 I'll run out and get some wood samples for the floor. 569 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:22,023 Thank you, thank you very much. 570 00:20:22,707 --> 00:20:23,481 Yeah. 571 00:20:24,187 --> 00:20:26,563 We're not changing the floors. 572 00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:29,181 - Not necessary... - All right, I don't know, Val. 573 00:20:29,237 --> 00:20:29,912 Yeah. 574 00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:31,600 - what ? - I don't know. 575 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,150 Mark ? 576 00:20:32,186 --> 00:20:33,943 You agreed two days ago to do this. 577 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:37,112 Yeah, I was high as a kite. You don't even do yoga. 578 00:20:37,307 --> 00:20:39,590 I did do yoga, Mark ! Hatha... 579 00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:41,412 - Hatha yoga. - When ? 580 00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:44,722 Before we were married, okay, I did things ! 581 00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:47,501 $50,000, like we discussed. 582 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,933 All right, I will try to keep the price down. 583 00:20:49,988 --> 00:20:52,550 But this is a rush job and we're gonna have to pay for that, 584 00:20:52,588 --> 00:20:53,502 you know. 585 00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:55,212 Val, what are these ? 586 00:20:55,238 --> 00:20:58,060 That's where those are ! Oh ! 587 00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,491 Jane, oh. Jane, wait till you see this. 588 00:21:02,455 --> 00:21:03,583 Oh my god. 589 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:05,740 Hello hello hello ! 590 00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:06,742 - Hi ! - I'm sorry. 591 00:21:06,758 --> 00:21:09,021 - That's okay, come on in. - Come on, come on. 592 00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:11,203 - I just wanted to show you something fun. - Sure. 593 00:21:11,256 --> 00:21:13,481 So, you know, I'm doing the cover of "Be yoga. " 594 00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:14,570 Oh, you are ? 595 00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:16,021 I didn't know you did yoga. 596 00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:17,511 Oh yeah, just get back into it. 597 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:21,131 - I have a private class at home on saturday. - Oh, that's great. 598 00:21:21,165 --> 00:21:23,123 Can you believe I've never done yoga before ? 599 00:21:23,695 --> 00:21:25,110 You should come on saturday. 600 00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:27,290 - Oh. - Yeah, join in. Mickey's joining. 601 00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:28,853 - We'll see. - Well, we will. 602 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,412 I would love that, Val. That would be so great. 603 00:21:31,427 --> 00:21:33,903 - Great ! The more the merrier. Truly. - Yeah, okay. 604 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,303 So anyway, I was throwing out some stuff, you know, 605 00:21:36,346 --> 00:21:39,150 Letting go of old attachments... It's an important thought in yoga. 606 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,690 - Okay. - Yeah. So anyway, I found this 607 00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:46,801 Oh my god ! Val ! 608 00:21:46,865 --> 00:21:48,441 That is fantastic ! 609 00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:50,971 Check out that hair ! So'80s ! 610 00:21:50,985 --> 00:21:52,712 Yeah, isn't it ? Isn't it fun ? 611 00:21:52,796 --> 00:21:55,280 I did it the year "I'm it" came out, so... 612 00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:57,120 Girl, you pants are undone. 613 00:21:57,138 --> 00:21:59,512 - I know ! - The top of her jeans are unsnapped. 614 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,393 Val, I can't believe it. 615 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,292 I know. It's so risque, huh ? 616 00:22:03,317 --> 00:22:05,451 Risque, uh-Huh. Aunt Sassy ? 617 00:22:05,518 --> 00:22:06,563 you nasty. 618 00:22:08,548 --> 00:22:10,642 Peter ? Peter ? 619 00:22:10,685 --> 00:22:12,461 Sorry, please don't hate me. More changes. 620 00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:13,563 - Tom - This one's for you. 621 00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:15,671 Tom, you have to see this poster. 622 00:22:15,695 --> 00:22:18,571 - Please, Val ? It is so hot. - Oh. 623 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,633 Oh my... 624 00:22:21,648 --> 00:22:22,572 Val. 625 00:22:23,277 --> 00:22:24,823 You had a rockin'body. 626 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:28,221 I always have kept myself, you know, 627 00:22:28,276 --> 00:22:30,030 in shape. 628 00:22:30,438 --> 00:22:32,973 Paulie doesn't know what to say. 629 00:22:35,265 --> 00:22:36,223 Man. 630 00:22:39,215 --> 00:22:41,163 Couldn't handle the sexual tension between us. 631 00:22:42,707 --> 00:22:44,362 Girl, I have got to have this. 632 00:22:44,398 --> 00:22:47,420 - You going to put it up somewhere ? - Yes, honey, please. 633 00:22:47,436 --> 00:22:49,833 - Juna and I can be the poster twins. - Exactly. 634 00:22:50,415 --> 00:22:51,663 Poster twins. 635 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:54,483 - Let's try the warrior pose once again. - All right. 636 00:22:54,768 --> 00:22:56,322 - All right. - Come into the lunge. 637 00:22:56,336 --> 00:22:58,911 Arms out to the side. Eyes front. 638 00:23:00,096 --> 00:23:02,823 Now just... let your hips relax. 639 00:23:04,405 --> 00:23:07,173 There were relaxed. Then you touched me, threw me all off. 640 00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:10,032 - That's all right. - This is hard. 641 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,193 Then go to child's pose, Juna. 642 00:23:13,988 --> 00:23:16,683 If anything's ever too painful, just step away from it. 643 00:23:16,798 --> 00:23:19,050 I don't need an engraved invitation. 644 00:23:20,788 --> 00:23:23,192 Child's pose is a wonderful pose. 645 00:23:23,405 --> 00:23:27,062 It massages the organs and stretches the hips and buttocks. 646 00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:29,100 Oh, that feels so good. 647 00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:32,832 Just let the noise move through you. 648 00:23:32,836 --> 00:23:35,412 - Yeah. I know. - Just acknowledge it and let it go. 649 00:23:35,495 --> 00:23:36,663 - Valerie ? - Yeah. 650 00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:39,233 We really have to do something about the pounding. 651 00:23:39,278 --> 00:23:41,990 Jane, just acknowledge it and let it go through you. 652 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:42,922 Okay, 653 00:23:43,228 --> 00:23:45,370 but we're not going to be able to use any of it. 654 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,120 Oh, that's right. Yeah... 655 00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:49,232 The cameras. Excuse me ! 656 00:23:49,418 --> 00:23:51,850 Hi, could you hold the work just for a few minutes ? 657 00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:54,852 Thank you, thank you. All right, good. 658 00:23:55,107 --> 00:23:56,520 Now, all right. 659 00:23:57,678 --> 00:23:59,902 Good. Now, Valerie... 660 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,190 just... 661 00:24:01,988 --> 00:24:03,973 - keep it straight. - The thighs. My thighs. 662 00:24:04,008 --> 00:24:07,430 Yeah, warrior pose is a very challenging pose. 663 00:24:07,466 --> 00:24:09,370 Warrior two. This one's warrior two. 664 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,532 - That's right. - Yeah. 665 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:13,170 - Okay, bend bend. - Yeah. 666 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,813 Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good. 667 00:24:16,057 --> 00:24:16,981 Okay. 668 00:24:19,147 --> 00:24:21,900 - Straighten your right leg. - Oh, I used to be able to do this. 669 00:24:22,136 --> 00:24:23,310 Well, you know, 670 00:24:23,386 --> 00:24:24,780 try and accept 671 00:24:24,845 --> 00:24:27,290 where you are now, you know ? 672 00:24:27,305 --> 00:24:30,552 Yoga's about accepting your limitations. 673 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,951 Okay, no. 674 00:24:34,656 --> 00:24:36,990 Don't worry. You'll get there eventually. 675 00:24:37,145 --> 00:24:39,951 Mia, darling, I don't have time to "get there eventually", 676 00:24:40,035 --> 00:24:42,841 okay ? I'm shooting the cov of a yoga magazine tomorrow. 677 00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:45,540 Oh, you're gonna be on the cover of a yoga magazine ? 678 00:24:45,596 --> 00:24:49,262 You know, I need you to coach me a pose that I'm gonna look good doing. 679 00:24:49,438 --> 00:24:51,492 - Jesus, we have work to do. - Yeah. 680 00:24:56,115 --> 00:24:58,191 I thought you said she could do yoga. 681 00:24:58,285 --> 00:24:59,561 That is yoga. 682 00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:01,463 We should stop and try this again. 683 00:25:01,547 --> 00:25:04,532 Stop, you said, "stop"? Yeah. 684 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:07,220 Everything hurts, everything hurts, everything hurts. 685 00:25:07,226 --> 00:25:10,351 Val, sweetie, got a question. Um, what's happening ? 686 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:13,310 You seem like you're in a lot of pain, right ? 687 00:25:13,425 --> 00:25:16,722 Practicing this f-Ing pose all night, woke up this morning, couldn't move. 688 00:25:16,755 --> 00:25:19,171 - Want me to get you some Advil ? - I already took six. 689 00:25:19,195 --> 00:25:20,863 Well, what if we try a different pose ? 690 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:23,520 It's gotta be this pose. 691 00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:26,703 It's the most flattering for my body and my hair is done for it. 692 00:25:26,727 --> 00:25:29,401 - Right right. - Everything all works... together. 693 00:25:29,476 --> 00:25:31,211 Would anyone care to try this again ? 694 00:25:31,346 --> 00:25:32,672 - Count me in. - Yeah ? 695 00:25:32,685 --> 00:25:35,240 - Yeah. All right. - Let me rub the Buddha's belly for luck. 696 00:25:37,695 --> 00:25:40,230 - Okay okay... - She's got it. 697 00:25:44,317 --> 00:25:45,000 Okay. 698 00:25:45,635 --> 00:25:47,132 Yeah, there she goes. 699 00:25:47,637 --> 00:25:50,890 Look, she overtrained for this last night, so she's in a lot of pain, but she... 700 00:25:50,927 --> 00:25:52,700 I don't care how much pain she's in, 701 00:25:52,745 --> 00:25:54,851 You have to get this pose exactly right. 702 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:55,843 Well, just... 703 00:25:56,825 --> 00:25:58,510 getting there, okay ? 704 00:25:58,877 --> 00:26:00,552 My yogi said that yoga is about 705 00:26:00,648 --> 00:26:03,040 Accepting where you are. This is where I am. 706 00:26:03,817 --> 00:26:06,482 This is not yoga, this is a yoga magazine cover. 707 00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:08,142 Yeah, I hear you, 708 00:26:08,228 --> 00:26:09,691 I hear you and it's getting there. 709 00:26:09,726 --> 00:26:10,581 It is getting there. 710 00:26:10,617 --> 00:26:12,890 Yeah, my muscles just need to warm up. 711 00:26:12,917 --> 00:26:14,650 They're loosening up. 712 00:26:14,687 --> 00:26:16,833 I can feel it, yeah. It's better now. 713 00:26:17,646 --> 00:26:18,512 All right. 714 00:26:18,565 --> 00:26:19,921 Here we go... 715 00:26:25,598 --> 00:26:27,223 Okay, this is not happening. 716 00:26:27,857 --> 00:26:31,250 It's called "Be yoga" because she is supposed to be able to do yoga. 717 00:26:31,335 --> 00:26:32,983 Look, she's guaranteed this cover. 718 00:26:33,028 --> 00:26:34,922 She isn't guaranteed shit. 719 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:35,950 Hey. 720 00:26:36,287 --> 00:26:38,981 - What the fuck is wrong with you ? - Hey now, this is a zen room. 721 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:41,153 All right ? It's a place of peace. 722 00:26:41,816 --> 00:26:45,051 Okay ? I didn't pay $63,000 to have it all busted up. 723 00:26:45,538 --> 00:26:49,280 Now I can do this, I can do this. I did this pose perfectly yesterday. 724 00:26:49,728 --> 00:26:50,391 Now just... 725 00:26:50,465 --> 00:26:52,643 give me a minute, I just need a minute. 726 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:55,231 Find my center, okay ? Mickey. 727 00:26:57,517 --> 00:26:59,330 Go get me a couple of Mark's percocets. 728 00:26:59,845 --> 00:27:01,213 Um, three. 729 00:27:11,636 --> 00:27:12,840 It looks nice. 730 00:27:14,997 --> 00:27:16,401 Came out good. 731 00:27:23,745 --> 00:27:25,161 Hi, Billy. 732 00:27:25,286 --> 00:27:27,320 Hey, Val, did you see the photo in "US weekly"? 733 00:27:27,357 --> 00:27:29,921 Oh yeah, yeah, I got it right here. 734 00:27:30,408 --> 00:27:32,762 - Pretty good, huh ? - Yeah, it's great. 735 00:27:32,948 --> 00:27:37,103 "Juna Millken goes to her friend Valerie Cherish's house for yoga. " 736 00:27:37,128 --> 00:27:38,942 I know, there it is in print. 737 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,061 Great, it's just great I just don't remember... 738 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:43,392 - Good morning, miss Val. - Morning, Esperanza. 739 00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:45,050 If I, you know, met her at the door, 740 00:27:45,076 --> 00:27:47,320 'Cause paparazzis outside my house. You know. 741 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,141 Could be a picture of me floating around out there somewhere. 742 00:27:50,325 --> 00:27:53,402 Well, there'll be more, 'cause "LA counsel" still has an outstanding offer, 743 00:27:53,418 --> 00:27:56,422 And I'm on the phone with "Brentwood magazine. " I'm trading right now. 744 00:27:56,457 --> 00:27:58,533 "Brentwood magazine"? Is that for a cover ? 745 00:27:58,738 --> 00:28:00,950 We're talking about it, you know, they owe me a phone call. 746 00:28:00,956 --> 00:28:03,600 That's great. I'm not sure about "la parent," it's free. 747 00:28:03,857 --> 00:28:06,411 It's free, but everyone gets it, they've got a huge circulation. 748 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,341 You know what, my assistant just IMD me that 749 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,883 there might be a mention of "Room and Bored" in "People. " 750 00:28:10,926 --> 00:28:13,392 - Oh really ? I think I have that. - So I'll check it out 751 00:28:13,466 --> 00:28:16,563 - And get that to you. - I think I have that. 752 00:28:16,915 --> 00:28:18,293 All right, bye. 753 00:28:18,855 --> 00:28:20,523 "People. " That's not "People. " 754 00:28:22,938 --> 00:28:25,140 I must have... I have "People" here, Jane... 755 00:28:25,488 --> 00:28:28,120 Remember ? Did I get it ? Didn't I buy "People"? 756 00:28:28,176 --> 00:28:29,670 Didn't I get "People"? 757 00:28:30,148 --> 00:28:31,573 Jane ? 758 00:28:32,856 --> 00:28:35,430 Here it is, this is it. Okay. 759 00:28:35,646 --> 00:28:38,562 Transcript : Raceman Synchro : Csivore Corrections : Seth Cohen 760 00:28:38,955 --> 00:28:41,130 www. forom. com 761 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:45,730 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55476

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