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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,955 The Comeback - Season 1- Episode 9 "Valerie Hangs with the cool kids. " 2 00:00:05,378 --> 00:00:06,488 Let's go. 3 00:00:07,615 --> 00:00:08,754 How are you feeling ? 4 00:00:09,227 --> 00:00:11,480 Well, it's just it's great to be back at work. 5 00:00:11,494 --> 00:00:14,730 You know, I got the call yesterday that the show's officially up and running. 6 00:00:14,739 --> 00:00:15,524 Yeah. 7 00:00:16,109 --> 00:00:17,712 "Room and Bored, this is the network. 8 00:00:17,747 --> 00:00:19,776 You are cleared for take off. Again. " 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,991 What changes do you think they made to the show ? 10 00:00:23,147 --> 00:00:24,093 Well, 11 00:00:24,162 --> 00:00:24,595 you know, 12 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:25,948 it's television, so... 13 00:00:26,029 --> 00:00:27,204 anything's possible. 14 00:00:28,136 --> 00:00:29,730 So, you don't feel nervous ? 15 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:31,883 You know what ? 16 00:00:31,908 --> 00:00:34,072 I've been working in TV for 20 years, 17 00:00:34,087 --> 00:00:35,753 so I no longer feel anything. 18 00:00:37,046 --> 00:00:37,760 Red, 19 00:00:38,177 --> 00:00:38,901 wait ! 20 00:00:39,737 --> 00:00:41,212 Wait ! 21 00:00:41,588 --> 00:00:42,213 Okay. 22 00:00:42,258 --> 00:00:44,133 - Have a... a little... - What ? 23 00:00:44,228 --> 00:00:46,060 Oh... Good luck... I've... 24 00:00:46,158 --> 00:00:46,840 Here. 25 00:00:46,857 --> 00:00:47,230 What ? 26 00:00:47,257 --> 00:00:48,011 It's a... 27 00:00:48,885 --> 00:00:50,430 It's a welcome back gift for you. 28 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,482 Okay, all right, Mickey, just breathe. 29 00:00:52,518 --> 00:00:54,492 Take your time. What's the hurry ? 30 00:00:54,756 --> 00:00:58,382 Well... I wanted you to have it before you went into the big retool meeting. 31 00:00:58,397 --> 00:00:59,743 Ah, okay, let's see. 32 00:00:59,757 --> 00:01:01,300 Oh, look, isn't that pretty ? 33 00:01:02,036 --> 00:01:03,363 It's a four-leaf clover. 34 00:01:03,526 --> 00:01:04,211 Yeah. 35 00:01:04,407 --> 00:01:05,503 For good luck. 36 00:01:06,127 --> 00:01:07,572 Maybe it'll help in the meeting. 37 00:01:11,076 --> 00:01:12,232 Okay, well... 38 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,361 I'll try to put it on as I walk. 39 00:01:15,395 --> 00:01:17,493 - Thank you. Thanks, darling. - Thinking of you. 40 00:01:17,505 --> 00:01:18,370 Yeah. 41 00:01:20,805 --> 00:01:21,490 So, 42 00:01:22,427 --> 00:01:23,660 first of all, 43 00:01:24,156 --> 00:01:25,131 welcome back ! 44 00:01:25,155 --> 00:01:27,682 - Yeah. - It's great to see everybody ! 45 00:01:27,807 --> 00:01:29,380 It sure is, isn't it ? 46 00:01:29,947 --> 00:01:31,652 - Yes ! - In dream. 47 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,501 It is ! So, listen. 48 00:01:35,117 --> 00:01:37,273 We made some changes to the show. 49 00:01:37,295 --> 00:01:39,740 They may seem big, but they're not. 50 00:01:40,565 --> 00:01:42,312 The network asked us... 51 00:01:42,345 --> 00:01:43,950 to refocus the show. 52 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,102 So... 53 00:01:46,668 --> 00:01:47,521 Cassie, 54 00:01:47,557 --> 00:01:49,930 she now lives in the apartment alone. 55 00:01:51,117 --> 00:01:51,890 What ? 56 00:01:52,108 --> 00:01:53,210 - I do ? - Yeah. 57 00:01:53,705 --> 00:01:55,151 The idea... 58 00:01:55,225 --> 00:01:56,722 is to just... 59 00:01:56,738 --> 00:01:58,131 open things up a little bit, 60 00:01:58,145 --> 00:02:00,200 Like make it less claustrophobic. 61 00:02:00,675 --> 00:02:01,642 So, where am I ? 62 00:02:01,787 --> 00:02:03,941 You live in an another apartment in the building. 63 00:02:04,545 --> 00:02:06,970 But you're still down at Cassie's apartment a lot. 64 00:02:06,998 --> 00:02:09,472 It's like... It's like the main hang out, 65 00:02:09,557 --> 00:02:10,843 à la "Seinfeld. " 66 00:02:12,337 --> 00:02:13,923 Did I just say "à la"? 67 00:02:14,565 --> 00:02:15,452 Praise allah ! 68 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,791 Yo, what... what about us ? 69 00:02:17,996 --> 00:02:20,173 Mooner and Stitch live in another unit in the condo. 70 00:02:20,226 --> 00:02:23,872 Oh, another unit ? Wow, Aunt Sassy's a land baron. Who knew ? 71 00:02:25,607 --> 00:02:28,291 So are you, uh, ever gonna see our apartment ? 72 00:02:28,555 --> 00:02:29,551 Oh, yeah ! Yeah yeah ! 73 00:02:31,127 --> 00:02:32,853 Eventually. Like... 74 00:02:34,566 --> 00:02:38,141 Yeah and we found these two fuckin' hilarious guys we're bringing onto the show, 75 00:02:38,155 --> 00:02:40,242 Who live in another unit in the building. 76 00:02:40,257 --> 00:02:42,453 They're a comedy team I saw at the Aspen Comedy Festival. 77 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:43,443 Yeah, they do this... 78 00:02:44,088 --> 00:02:45,752 They do this whole... uh... 79 00:02:45,777 --> 00:02:48,233 It is this whole like pakistani-gibberish thing. 80 00:02:48,287 --> 00:02:49,992 It's, like... bibble bi doo bi doo... 81 00:02:51,015 --> 00:02:53,083 So they're gonna be Cassie's pen pals from india. 82 00:02:53,226 --> 00:02:54,353 Anyway, you'll see. 83 00:02:54,847 --> 00:02:56,743 Wow, comedy team. Fun ! 84 00:02:56,888 --> 00:02:57,780 - Real fun ! - Mmm. 85 00:02:57,947 --> 00:02:59,021 So, there you go. 86 00:02:59,035 --> 00:03:00,411 That's the new "Room and Bored". 87 00:03:02,648 --> 00:03:04,440 - What about Aunt Sassy ? - Yeah. 88 00:03:04,955 --> 00:03:06,360 Whoa whoa ! 89 00:03:07,216 --> 00:03:08,432 Oh, my wife. 90 00:03:08,645 --> 00:03:10,680 I actually have to take this. 91 00:03:10,697 --> 00:03:11,930 My kid has the flu. 92 00:03:11,947 --> 00:03:14,081 Oh, yeah, no, take it. Sure, yeah. 93 00:03:16,218 --> 00:03:16,840 Hi. 94 00:03:18,317 --> 00:03:19,472 Do you want to tell me...? 95 00:03:24,865 --> 00:03:25,670 Yes, she... Oh ! 96 00:03:29,308 --> 00:03:30,412 Okay. Yeah, I love you too. 97 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,041 Fever broke. 98 00:03:33,225 --> 00:03:34,691 Aw, great. 99 00:03:34,778 --> 00:03:36,430 Poor little guy, yeah. 100 00:03:36,598 --> 00:03:37,630 Actually, it's a girl. 101 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:38,851 Oh, is it ? Oh. 102 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:40,403 That's nice, yeah. 103 00:03:40,528 --> 00:03:41,683 Daddy's little girl. 104 00:03:41,977 --> 00:03:43,201 - Yeah. - So ! 105 00:03:45,845 --> 00:03:47,160 Wha... What...? 106 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,561 - What were we talking about ? - Aunt Sassy. Yeah ! 107 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:50,630 Right right right ! 108 00:03:51,095 --> 00:03:51,962 - Yeah, I... - Yeah ? 109 00:03:51,997 --> 00:03:54,303 Yeah, you know, things pretty much stay the same with you. 110 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,200 You just come in and out of Cassie's apartment. 111 00:03:56,238 --> 00:03:58,961 Oh, great ! So, I'm unaltered ? 112 00:03:59,538 --> 00:04:02,281 - That's great. No big changes, then ? Year. - No changes. None. 113 00:04:02,307 --> 00:04:04,343 - Oh, great. So, it's working for you ? - It's working... 114 00:04:04,356 --> 00:04:05,692 - You're both happy ? - Great ! 115 00:04:05,836 --> 00:04:07,361 Great. Great. Ah. 116 00:04:07,555 --> 00:04:08,672 Good ! Okay ! 117 00:04:11,735 --> 00:04:13,911 This is my apartment. 118 00:04:14,107 --> 00:04:15,511 Do you like it ? 119 00:04:17,736 --> 00:04:18,741 What ? What ? 120 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:23,602 You must be tired from your trip. Do you want to go to bed ? 121 00:04:36,107 --> 00:04:37,143 Awesome ! 122 00:04:37,408 --> 00:04:39,752 You stay here and I'll go put my little nightie on. 123 00:04:44,496 --> 00:04:46,473 I love having my pen pals here. 124 00:04:47,398 --> 00:04:49,721 Transcript : RaceMan 125 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:54,951 Synchro : CSIvore 126 00:04:55,088 --> 00:05:00,002 Corrections : Seth Cohen 127 00:05:00,305 --> 00:05:05,230 w ww. forom. com 128 00:05:08,136 --> 00:05:09,793 Man, that chick is hot. 129 00:05:10,055 --> 00:05:12,132 How sweet is it that we found that pen pal letter ? 130 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,172 And cut ! 131 00:05:15,808 --> 00:05:17,133 - Nice ! - Awesome ! Awesome ! 132 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,260 Okay, let's move on ! 133 00:05:18,348 --> 00:05:19,933 Next scene, everybody ! 134 00:05:20,008 --> 00:05:22,070 Yo, my man, can we do this again ? 135 00:05:22,095 --> 00:05:23,910 We like to do things a few times just to play around. 136 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:25,820 - Tom ? Paulie G ? - Whatever you need, men. 137 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:26,863 Whatever you need. 138 00:05:27,945 --> 00:05:29,100 Uh, but this time, 139 00:05:29,238 --> 00:05:30,103 try to be funny. 140 00:05:30,528 --> 00:05:32,421 Uh, you don't want funny. This is a sitcom. 141 00:05:34,866 --> 00:05:37,113 Clear the set, everyone. We're going again. 142 00:05:38,626 --> 00:05:41,201 Man, we're just hanging around watching everyone else rehearse. 143 00:05:41,235 --> 00:05:42,822 Gentlemen, welcome to my world. 144 00:05:44,332 --> 00:05:45,007 All right. 145 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:50,788 And the other one goes... 146 00:05:52,929 --> 00:05:54,824 - That sounds funny. - Oh, yeah, it is. 147 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,272 They do it as funny as you ? 148 00:05:56,316 --> 00:05:57,270 Well, different. 149 00:05:57,407 --> 00:05:58,502 But yeah. Yeah. 150 00:05:59,645 --> 00:06:00,673 Do it again. 151 00:06:04,608 --> 00:06:06,812 - See ? Everything worked out for the best. - Mm-Hmm. 152 00:06:07,455 --> 00:06:08,591 Well, 153 00:06:08,957 --> 00:06:11,072 for me, yeah, 'cause I'm unaltered. 154 00:06:11,595 --> 00:06:13,060 You know ? But for... 155 00:06:13,138 --> 00:06:14,232 you know, Jesse and Chris, 156 00:06:14,258 --> 00:06:16,180 they are not thrilled with things at all. 157 00:06:16,386 --> 00:06:18,100 In fact, Chris is so pissed off that... 158 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,263 Ok. This is actually kind of funny... 159 00:06:20,836 --> 00:06:23,683 He said he's so mad, he's not going to learn "those f-ing guys' names. " 160 00:06:23,698 --> 00:06:25,652 He's gonna call them the Beadie-Beadie boys. 161 00:06:27,565 --> 00:06:29,213 Well, you had to be there, 162 00:06:29,296 --> 00:06:31,113 - 'cause... - Daddy, I'm here ! 163 00:06:32,736 --> 00:06:35,601 - Well, 15 minutes late. - Yeah, it's only 15 minutes. 164 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:38,800 Curfew's a curfew, Mark. You're the father, you have to say something. 165 00:06:38,915 --> 00:06:40,052 Hello hello hello. 166 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,783 Well, who do we have here ? 167 00:06:42,075 --> 00:06:43,470 This is my best friend Kalla. 168 00:06:43,498 --> 00:06:45,082 Hello, best friend Kalla. 169 00:06:45,195 --> 00:06:47,712 I thought your best friend was Brice Stein. 170 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:51,060 Mmm, yeah, well. 171 00:06:51,126 --> 00:06:54,880 Uh, okay, this is my dad, this is Valerie and 172 00:06:54,907 --> 00:06:56,283 this is the camera crew. 173 00:06:56,758 --> 00:06:58,112 They're totally here all the time. 174 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,312 - Bananas. - We don't play to them. 175 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:02,312 Just to pretend like they're not here. 176 00:07:02,675 --> 00:07:03,831 - You're late. - Right. 177 00:07:04,365 --> 00:07:07,340 Yeah, you know, but we were at Kevin Costner's house and... 178 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,060 You were at Kevin Costner's ? 179 00:07:10,585 --> 00:07:11,960 Yeah, his son's into Kalla. 180 00:07:12,047 --> 00:07:14,730 - Yeah, well, you're still late. - Yeah. 181 00:07:15,277 --> 00:07:17,751 They were at Kevin Costner's house, Mark. What do you want ? 182 00:07:18,535 --> 00:07:19,701 15 minutes. 183 00:07:19,797 --> 00:07:21,330 Not the end of the world, right ? 184 00:07:22,515 --> 00:07:24,803 Yeah, well, we're waiting and Valerie went to the trouble 185 00:07:24,838 --> 00:07:26,452 to order this nice meal from toscana. 186 00:07:26,476 --> 00:07:28,893 - Well. - Oh, well, we just ate. 187 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,073 Yeah, we split an Atkins bar. 188 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:35,380 You split an Atkins bar ? That's not food. Okay ? 189 00:07:35,447 --> 00:07:37,882 Listen, you know, I've got to tell you something, Franchesca. 190 00:07:37,895 --> 00:07:39,990 If you're gonna be here the whole week, you have to eat. 191 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,452 Your mother's gonna be so mad at me. 192 00:07:43,846 --> 00:07:46,482 Fine. I'll have some rapini. 193 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:48,183 Good. 194 00:07:49,755 --> 00:07:53,373 So, you're on that Juna Millken show, right ? 195 00:07:54,286 --> 00:07:56,723 Okay. That's not what we call it. 196 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:01,491 - What is she like ? - You know, she's wonderful. 197 00:08:01,988 --> 00:08:03,452 Would you like some pasta, dear ? 198 00:08:03,658 --> 00:08:05,771 No. No. Not at that table, Chesa. 199 00:08:06,308 --> 00:08:08,592 Oh yeah, no it's rude, dear. It's really rude, 200 00:08:08,608 --> 00:08:11,263 especially, you know, you have Kalla right here. 201 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:13,273 It's from... Kalla. 202 00:08:13,298 --> 00:08:14,042 Oh. 203 00:08:15,688 --> 00:08:18,583 Yeah, Kalla wants to know if you can take us 204 00:08:18,595 --> 00:08:21,790 to Juna's CD signing at the Virgin Megastore tomorrow. 205 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,373 Well, you can tell Kalla I'd be happy to. 206 00:08:25,728 --> 00:08:27,071 B ananas. 207 00:08:31,286 --> 00:08:32,390 Bananas. 208 00:08:34,016 --> 00:08:36,321 - Do you want some milk, dear ? - Nope. 209 00:08:36,897 --> 00:08:38,300 It's skim. 210 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,680 Morning, Greg. Morning, Kaveen. 211 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:46,011 - Morning. - Morning. 212 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:49,152 Listen, I just wanted to tell you guys you were hilarious yesterday. 213 00:08:49,217 --> 00:08:50,482 - Hilarious. - Oh, thanks. 214 00:08:50,508 --> 00:08:51,560 In fact, 215 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:54,080 I was doing you for my husband last night at home, 216 00:08:54,188 --> 00:08:55,931 And I was getting laughs as you. 217 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:58,842 - Oh, really ? - Yeah. Yeah. 218 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:01,463 So, it made me think. You know what might be real fun ? 219 00:09:01,945 --> 00:09:05,212 If Sassy thinks she can understand your language. You know... 220 00:09:07,106 --> 00:09:09,450 You know ? Except she's doing it her way. 221 00:09:13,075 --> 00:09:13,650 Right ? 222 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,653 Okay, we're indian, 223 00:09:15,836 --> 00:09:16,960 so you saying that 224 00:09:16,987 --> 00:09:20,302 is like a white person making fun of an african-american. 225 00:09:23,257 --> 00:09:24,821 I... I'm sorry. 226 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:26,340 No, I'm fucking with you. 227 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:28,651 Very good ! 228 00:09:29,096 --> 00:09:30,021 You got me. 229 00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:34,123 Good, listen. Can you... can you not say the f-word ? 230 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:37,301 Just 'cause it's a network reality show. Love to use you on it. 231 00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:38,971 Ah, fuck, I'm sorry. 232 00:09:39,086 --> 00:09:40,823 Hammerhead, you just said fuck again. 233 00:09:40,837 --> 00:09:43,882 Don't say fuck or they can't fucking use it. 234 00:09:44,748 --> 00:09:46,600 Okay, good. I'm gonna head out. 235 00:09:46,638 --> 00:09:48,550 Okay, so, I won't say fuck again ! 236 00:09:48,575 --> 00:09:50,583 That's right. Now, what word are you not going to say ? 237 00:09:50,595 --> 00:09:52,063 - Fuck ? - That's right. Don't say fuck. 238 00:09:52,098 --> 00:09:53,090 Okay. Got it. No fuck. 239 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:55,290 Actors and stand-ups, it's always a dicey mix. 240 00:09:55,316 --> 00:09:56,891 Oh, fuck ! I just said fuck again, didn't I ! 241 00:09:56,935 --> 00:09:59,000 - Fuck yes ! - Fuck me ! 242 00:10:00,686 --> 00:10:01,800 Mmm, this is delicious. 243 00:10:02,248 --> 00:10:03,130 This is good. 244 00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:06,983 Well, hello hello hello. 245 00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:08,881 Hey, Val, can we talk to you for a second ? 246 00:10:08,928 --> 00:10:10,433 Sure, yeah, have a seat. 247 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,900 Everything all right ? You seem a little upset ? 248 00:10:15,455 --> 00:10:17,431 - Should I leave ? - No, man, you're cool. 249 00:10:17,668 --> 00:10:19,870 What's up with you talking to those Beadie boys ? 250 00:10:20,336 --> 00:10:22,972 - I'm sorry ? - We saw you talking to them this morning. 251 00:10:23,806 --> 00:10:25,892 You know, we're trying to freeze those dicks out. 252 00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:28,201 Okay. No, I'm sorry. 253 00:10:28,305 --> 00:10:30,160 I didn't know that you were trying to freeze. 254 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:32,643 They're running all over the show, Val. 255 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:33,272 Well... 256 00:10:33,495 --> 00:10:36,252 The writers cut four of my lines last night. So those guys can... 257 00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:38,451 Whatever ! 258 00:10:38,497 --> 00:10:40,291 I just want to bust their faces, you know ? 259 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:43,231 Well, all right, Chris, just calm down, okay ? 260 00:10:43,326 --> 00:10:45,200 Maybe get you something to drink ? Diet Coke ? 261 00:10:45,225 --> 00:10:46,852 - Chris is pissed off. - I'm pissed off. 262 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,562 I know. I know you are. I know, but, you know ? 263 00:10:50,357 --> 00:10:52,381 Just one second. Excuse me ? 264 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:55,771 Yeah, I've got to get these guys some cool drinks. 265 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,041 So, ice tea ? 266 00:10:57,696 --> 00:11:00,052 - Yeah. - Okay, two ice teas. 267 00:11:00,555 --> 00:11:03,481 Wait a minute. Is it raspberry or passion fruit ? 268 00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:04,420 I don't know. 269 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,322 - Mmm, passion. It's passion. - Yeah. 270 00:11:08,365 --> 00:11:09,633 Yeah, two ice teas. 271 00:11:09,656 --> 00:11:11,493 - Thanks, Carlos. - That's Juan. 272 00:11:11,515 --> 00:11:12,783 Mickey, please. 273 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:14,330 Look, I'm quitting the show. 274 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,433 You are not quitting. You are not quitting anything. 275 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,150 And Juna, she's in everything. What's up with that ? 276 00:11:21,118 --> 00:11:22,430 Okay, you know, 277 00:11:22,597 --> 00:11:24,672 I know you're upset, but you can't let that... 278 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,233 We can't start turning on each other. 279 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:29,532 Okay ? We have to be there for each other. 280 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,470 We have to do, all right ? 281 00:11:32,278 --> 00:11:34,151 We're... we're the original five. 282 00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:35,681 All right ? We are the show. 283 00:11:35,935 --> 00:11:37,050 It's not cool. 284 00:11:37,408 --> 00:11:40,241 Boys, it's TV. Okay ? It happens all the time. 285 00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:42,913 And you have to learn to roll with it, my friends. 286 00:11:43,055 --> 00:11:44,361 That's how you survive. 287 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,343 True dat ! 288 00:11:47,328 --> 00:11:50,281 All right, but you are upset, okay ? I hear you, 289 00:11:50,497 --> 00:11:52,911 but I think, you know... maybe have you considered talking to Tom 290 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,130 - or Paulie G about how you feel ? - Oh, man. 291 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,523 I mean, Paulie's always laughin' at those guys. 292 00:11:58,045 --> 00:12:00,502 He doesn't even like... want to talk to us anymore. 293 00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:04,931 Oh, man. 294 00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:07,010 Oh, come on, man. It's cool. 295 00:12:07,765 --> 00:12:09,652 Is he crying ? Crying ? 296 00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:16,293 - Come on, man. - Oh, your ice tea's here. 297 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:17,490 Chris, wanna have a sip ? 298 00:12:17,575 --> 00:12:18,280 Maybe... 299 00:12:19,136 --> 00:12:20,290 it'll make you feel better. 300 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,453 We don't have to wait in line, do we ? 301 00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:29,192 Hardly. I would to kill myself. 302 00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:30,802 Stay close, girls, will you ? 303 00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,122 Back of the line, please. 304 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:34,323 I'm a friend of Juna's, so it's okay. 305 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:36,922 Valerie Cherish. 306 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,051 - What's the name again ? - Valerie Cherish. 307 00:12:40,097 --> 00:12:40,982 Valerie Cherish. 308 00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:43,181 We were just in there setting up another camera for her. 309 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,790 - It'll be a second. - I've got... Yeah, thank you. 310 00:12:46,658 --> 00:12:48,771 Is that a cigarette ? Is that a cigarette ? 311 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,271 - Yeah, Kalla smokes. - Oh, no, Kalla doesn't. 312 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,183 Put that out right now. 313 00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:54,722 It's an american spirit. 314 00:12:54,855 --> 00:12:56,492 No harmful chemicals. 315 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,503 Just tar and nicotine, that's all. 316 00:12:58,677 --> 00:12:59,791 Put it out, right now. 317 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,532 - Valerie, you're embarrassing me. - Oh ? 318 00:13:02,786 --> 00:13:04,402 I can't have a minor smoking on my show. 319 00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:07,142 - She does it all the time. It's okay. - Out ! It has to go out ! 320 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:09,700 - Stop arguing with me. - People are staring. 321 00:13:10,518 --> 00:13:12,392 - God. - You can hurt someone. 322 00:13:13,046 --> 00:13:14,601 You know that guy Chris on your show ? 323 00:13:14,775 --> 00:13:15,350 Yes. 324 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,312 He is so hot. 325 00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:19,602 I love it when he takes his shirt off. 326 00:13:20,138 --> 00:13:22,233 He is very very cute, Chris. 327 00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:24,643 You've gotta hook me up with him. 328 00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:27,311 And now I'm in jail. 329 00:13:28,358 --> 00:13:29,763 I'm not gonna hook you up with... 330 00:13:29,945 --> 00:13:30,680 You're okay. 331 00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:32,673 Oh, great. Thank you so much. Appreciate it. 332 00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:34,663 Girls, here. You wanna hold on ? 333 00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,602 - As if. - All right. 334 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:40,613 Girls, let me get in front. 335 00:13:40,665 --> 00:13:42,713 Hi. No, I'm friends with her. 336 00:13:43,245 --> 00:13:44,853 Let me get in front, so she can see me. 337 00:13:44,878 --> 00:13:46,763 - Hi, Val ! - Hi. Okay. 338 00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:48,520 - We're in and out. - Hi, Franchesca ! 339 00:13:48,556 --> 00:13:50,853 - Hi, Juna. - Your outfit is great ! 340 00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:52,733 - Thank you. - So glad you said something. 341 00:13:52,818 --> 00:13:54,783 - She changed about 10 times. - Valerie ! 342 00:13:54,808 --> 00:13:56,720 - Real cute, huh ? - It's great. 343 00:13:56,855 --> 00:13:58,653 Yeah, anyhow, this is my best friend Kalla. 344 00:13:58,835 --> 00:14:01,091 - Hi, Kalla, nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you. 345 00:14:01,235 --> 00:14:04,181 So if you could just sign once for Franchesca and one for Kalla. 346 00:14:04,258 --> 00:14:05,463 - Kalla with a K. - Sure. 347 00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:06,443 With a K. 348 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:10,390 Val, I'm so glad you came today. 349 00:14:10,447 --> 00:14:12,600 - Wouldn't miss it. - No one else from the show came. 350 00:14:12,927 --> 00:14:13,792 - Really ? - Mmm. 351 00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:15,031 Oh my god ! 352 00:14:15,795 --> 00:14:19,113 All right, girls, why don't you each find a cd and I'll buy it for you. 353 00:14:19,176 --> 00:14:20,683 All right ? Don't get lost. 354 00:14:21,055 --> 00:14:23,631 Suddenly, I feel so distanced from all of them. 355 00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:26,011 Hi, I think you're awesome. 356 00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:29,322 They think I wanna be the center of the show or something. 357 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,352 You can't take it personnally. You can't. 358 00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:34,033 Those boys are a mess. They're a mess. 359 00:14:34,618 --> 00:14:38,412 I told Chris he should talk to Paulie G, and he cried. 360 00:14:38,675 --> 00:14:41,182 - Oh, you know what ? - Chris cried, what is that ? 361 00:14:41,577 --> 00:14:45,800 It's because his dad was this huge alcoholic, So he can't deal with intense feelings. 362 00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:47,322 Is he ? I didn't know. 363 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:50,162 - I think you're so hot. - Oh, thank you ! 364 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:51,641 Nice. 365 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:54,093 Thank you. 366 00:14:54,296 --> 00:14:56,620 You know what I think you should do ? If you would. It'd be great. 367 00:14:56,677 --> 00:14:59,800 - Hi. - Hi. Make it out to Wendy. 368 00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:02,073 You know what ? Can we just have a minute ? 369 00:15:02,095 --> 00:15:03,401 Just one second ? 370 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,021 - Yeah ? Yeah ! - Just ten seconds. 371 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:07,190 You should talk to the guys, okay, 372 00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:09,520 and just let them feel some support. 373 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:11,863 Let them feel that they're being heard. 374 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:14,102 - Okay. Thank you, Val. - It goes a long way. 375 00:15:14,177 --> 00:15:16,540 - I will totally do whatever it takes. - Okay. 376 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,492 Hey, we're in line here ! 377 00:15:18,566 --> 00:15:20,523 Okay, okay okay okay ! 378 00:15:20,548 --> 00:15:22,573 - So you'll do that. Problem solved. - I will. 379 00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:25,320 - Thank you so much, Val. - Don't keep your fans waiting there. 380 00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:28,103 Thanks, everyone. Valerie Cherish. 381 00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:31,673 Let's find the girls. 382 00:15:31,928 --> 00:15:35,082 They didn't go outside, did they ? Yeah, okay. 383 00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:36,692 You gonna start making out with those guys ? 384 00:15:36,705 --> 00:15:37,093 No. 385 00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:38,223 Damn straight you aren't ! 386 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:41,080 Look at that. 387 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,470 Now, that's what I like to see ! 388 00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:45,773 The whole gang back together. That's great. 389 00:15:45,805 --> 00:15:48,823 Val, they just cut Chris and Jesse's whole storyline. 390 00:15:49,297 --> 00:15:51,880 - Oh, boy, the whole story ? - Yeah, the whole thing. 391 00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:55,123 They cut the scene where he put firecracker in his ass. 392 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:57,893 They cut the scene where we put the socks on our dicks and ran around the library. 393 00:15:57,906 --> 00:15:59,270 - That was my best scene. - Everything ! 394 00:15:59,307 --> 00:16:02,252 We have three lines in the whole fucking show ! 395 00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:05,313 I mean, the entire episode is about those lame-ass beadie boys ! 396 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,463 - Yeah, well, it's... - Yeah, it's terrible and 397 00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:09,640 we just feel like we need to do something about it. 398 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,153 Well, now listen, before you get all crazy. Okay ? 399 00:16:12,157 --> 00:16:13,262 Just remember. 400 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,330 No, listen. Just remember 401 00:16:14,385 --> 00:16:17,323 that, you know, these guys are mork from ork rip-offs. 402 00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:19,253 - You know ? - What ? 403 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,133 You know... 404 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:23,763 "Roo doo dee doo" and "nanu-nanu" sound familiar ? 405 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,340 Robin Williams ! 406 00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:27,833 Oh, yeah, from "Jumanji. " 407 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:29,621 - From what ? - What ? 408 00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:32,880 Yeah. So we thought that we should all stay home from work tomorrow 409 00:16:32,986 --> 00:16:33,663 to protest. 410 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:34,592 Oh, boy ! 411 00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:35,850 Not a good idea. 412 00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:36,863 Yeah, it is ! 413 00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:39,481 See, if we all stay home, they have to listen to us. 414 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:42,133 No, listen, listen, kids. All right. All right. 415 00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:44,930 We have a contract, okay ? 416 00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:47,811 And if you stay home... if you stay home from work, 417 00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:51,273 then you are in breach of that contract... and they can fire you ! 418 00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:53,143 They can ! Or take away your home ! 419 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,100 Yo, I rent, so ? 420 00:16:54,537 --> 00:16:57,530 All right, then they can take away your blackberry, or your, or your... 421 00:16:57,895 --> 00:16:59,463 your playstation, or your truck ! 422 00:16:59,527 --> 00:17:02,002 Whatever it is that you love, they can take it away ! 423 00:17:02,436 --> 00:17:03,413 That's right ! 424 00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:06,562 This is... this is not the way to handle it. 425 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:09,543 This is not a way to hand... Shayne, you have a good business head. 426 00:17:09,576 --> 00:17:11,331 Did you tell your agent about this ? 427 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:12,801 My agent said not a good idea. 428 00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:13,630 Thank you ! 429 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:14,713 Yes. Yes. 430 00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:17,482 But then I prayed on it and Jesus is with us. 431 00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:19,551 - Jesus is in the house, Val. - Amen. 432 00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:21,362 Listen, all right, Chris ? 433 00:17:21,546 --> 00:17:24,623 You have to find a way. You just have to talk to Paulie G, 434 00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:26,921 let him know how you feel and... 435 00:17:27,026 --> 00:17:29,573 - Is he...? - Chris ? 436 00:17:29,838 --> 00:17:31,651 It's just... listen... it... 437 00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:33,603 Can't we just... we gotta find another way. 438 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,811 We gotta find. Isn't there anything that you can do 439 00:17:35,836 --> 00:17:37,300 to get them to listen ? Anything ? 440 00:17:37,377 --> 00:17:39,321 Maybe if you go to them with a list, 441 00:17:39,376 --> 00:17:40,922 like, of our complaints. 442 00:17:43,475 --> 00:17:45,881 Maybe I can jump on a land mine ! 443 00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,583 All right, Val... Val ! 444 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,743 We know it's sort of a big move but 445 00:17:50,876 --> 00:17:53,541 it'll work if we all do it together. 446 00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:55,730 Well, 447 00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:57,891 you know, listen. I have property... 448 00:17:57,905 --> 00:18:01,072 Val, you're the one that said we have to be there for one another. 449 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,321 The Original Five. You said that, remember ? 450 00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:06,171 - Oh yeah. - When Jesse told me you said that... 451 00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:09,403 Val, it was so beautiful. 452 00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:14,160 - Well... - Just one day, Val. 453 00:18:14,705 --> 00:18:16,583 - Just to make a statement. - Yeah. 454 00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:20,201 It's just a real big building to leap off of. 455 00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,633 Oh, come on, it won't mean anything without you. 456 00:18:22,826 --> 00:18:23,652 Nope. 457 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:28,660 Yeah, of course it won't. Um, 458 00:18:29,485 --> 00:18:30,511 all right, I'll do it ! 459 00:18:30,627 --> 00:18:31,701 - Yes ! - I'll do it. 460 00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:32,723 - Thank you ! - Whoo ! 461 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,602 - Thank you. - I stand by you. I stand by you, okay ? 462 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,573 - It's gonna work. - Thank you so much. 463 00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:42,321 Well, 464 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,951 tomorrow we are staging a coup. 465 00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:46,821 A "Room and Bored" coup. 466 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,781 And, against my better judgment, 467 00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:54,953 I have decided to support my fellow cast members. 468 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,300 And it has shaken me 469 00:18:58,447 --> 00:18:59,760 to the bone. 470 00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:01,591 I'd rethink this. 471 00:19:02,236 --> 00:19:02,833 Mark, 472 00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:04,220 don't listen in. 473 00:19:04,526 --> 00:19:05,921 Private, personal video diary. 474 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,092 Just telling you how I feel. 475 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,141 I know how you feel. 476 00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:10,821 All right but his ship has sailed and I'm on it. 477 00:19:10,988 --> 00:19:12,181 It doesn't make any sense. 478 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,261 If you wanna make a stand... 479 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:16,871 Mark. I'm not doing this with my head, okay ? I'm doing it with my heart. 480 00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:19,013 - Okay. - Okay. 481 00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:22,912 You're as bad as Franchesca with the peer pressure. 482 00:19:25,227 --> 00:19:27,002 Thanks for your support. Gee ! 483 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,882 I'm just looking out for my girl. 484 00:19:28,907 --> 00:19:30,040 Well, thank you. 485 00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:32,621 Don't worry, I'm looking out for myself. 486 00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:34,450 And to that end... 487 00:19:35,977 --> 00:19:38,452 I'm going on video record right now 488 00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:39,642 by saying 489 00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:40,943 even though 490 00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:42,742 I am planning on doing this, 491 00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:45,021 I do not endorse it. 492 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,560 I do not endorse it. 493 00:19:48,015 --> 00:19:49,300 And I have it on record. 494 00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:51,730 That's not legally binding. 495 00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:53,341 Mark, all right ! 496 00:19:54,865 --> 00:19:58,420 You know, girls, sometimes you have step outside your comfort zone. 497 00:19:58,536 --> 00:20:01,112 You know, they asked me to be there for them and I did. 498 00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:03,683 Loyalty is important. It's important. 499 00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:05,991 - You know what else is important ? - What ? 500 00:20:06,035 --> 00:20:07,222 Health insurance. 501 00:20:08,278 --> 00:20:09,253 Mickey, no. 502 00:20:09,347 --> 00:20:11,593 All right. They can't fire all five of us. 503 00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:13,302 There would be no show ! 504 00:20:13,418 --> 00:20:15,400 I just don't think we should rock the boat 505 00:20:15,446 --> 00:20:17,951 With Nehru and Ghandi waiting to take our place. 506 00:20:18,057 --> 00:20:18,690 No. 507 00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:20,122 - Val ? - Yeah ? 508 00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:23,282 When they asked you not to work, was Chris wearing a shirt ? 509 00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:25,522 I... 510 00:20:26,805 --> 00:20:27,820 Oh, it's Juna. 511 00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:30,351 Hi, baby girl. 512 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:31,772 Valerie. Oh my god ! 513 00:20:32,995 --> 00:20:34,302 Okay, that's enough now. 514 00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,233 - Hi. - Oh my god. Val, where are you ? 515 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,310 Well, I'm at home. Where else would I be ? 516 00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:41,231 Val, we all came in. 517 00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:44,211 - What ? You're there ? - Yes. Oh my god, I'm so sorry ! 518 00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:47,251 We all decided to come in because our agents said we were being stupid. 519 00:20:47,265 --> 00:20:48,753 Well, because it is stupid ! 520 00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:50,420 Why didn't anyone call me ? 521 00:20:50,546 --> 00:20:53,623 Chris was supposed to call, but emotionally he just totally shut down. 522 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:54,861 Uh-Huh ! Uh-Huh ! 523 00:20:55,638 --> 00:20:57,251 Mickey, they're all there. They're all there. 524 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,681 Oh, boy ! This is not good ! 525 00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:00,330 We didn't know you were staying home 526 00:21:00,447 --> 00:21:01,022 until now, 527 00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:03,200 and we just thought you had a late call. 528 00:21:03,268 --> 00:21:04,683 Eddie's looking for you. 529 00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:05,991 Well, that's Eddie now ! 530 00:21:06,038 --> 00:21:07,363 Here is. I'll be right there ! 531 00:21:07,747 --> 00:21:08,692 Hello ? 532 00:21:08,826 --> 00:21:09,881 Val, where are you ? 533 00:21:09,938 --> 00:21:10,850 We're rehearsing. 534 00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:12,211 I know. I'm so... I'm sorry. 535 00:21:12,245 --> 00:21:14,593 I'm sorry, Eddie. I'm running late. 536 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:16,842 Okay, can you get here as soon as possible ? 537 00:21:16,888 --> 00:21:18,402 Because we're holding up everything for you. 538 00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:21,313 All right. I'll be right there ! I'll be right there ! All right. 539 00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:24,050 Okay, I can't get this shoe on ! 540 00:21:24,107 --> 00:21:24,880 Leave it ! 541 00:21:24,957 --> 00:21:27,102 Okay. Okay, wait, no, there it is. 542 00:21:28,717 --> 00:21:31,190 - Jane, get everybody in the... - Leave them ! Leave them ! 543 00:21:31,306 --> 00:21:32,942 Franchesca, sweetheart, listen. 544 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:35,070 Stay here with Esperanza, all right ? 545 00:21:35,178 --> 00:21:37,933 And nobody, nobody dive while I'm gone ! No diving ! 546 00:21:39,786 --> 00:21:41,213 Tell Juna I love her ! 547 00:21:41,248 --> 00:21:42,220 God ! 548 00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:44,262 Oh, shit ! I'm wearing my bathing suit ! 549 00:21:44,335 --> 00:21:45,243 Wear it ! 550 00:21:45,257 --> 00:21:48,200 Mickey, I'm not going to the studio in my sarong ! 551 00:21:49,456 --> 00:21:50,853 Okay, Jane ! Jane ! 552 00:21:50,885 --> 00:21:52,711 You've got to get everybody into the... No. 553 00:21:52,756 --> 00:21:54,280 I'll be down in 10 minutes ! 554 00:21:54,318 --> 00:21:55,883 Just give me 10 minutes, that's all ! 555 00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:57,112 Ooh, slippery ! 556 00:21:58,136 --> 00:21:59,720 Breathe. 557 00:21:59,745 --> 00:22:01,082 My throat's closing up. 558 00:22:03,885 --> 00:22:04,380 Ow ! 559 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:07,592 Get the door. 560 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,441 Eddie. 561 00:22:13,956 --> 00:22:15,981 Relax, Val, we're on a 20-minute break. 562 00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:18,252 Yeah, listen, I am so sorry. 563 00:22:18,346 --> 00:22:20,283 - It's okay. - Do you know where the kids are ? 564 00:22:20,308 --> 00:22:23,270 - Chris's dressing room, I think. - All right. Chris's dressing room. 565 00:22:31,007 --> 00:22:32,430 Are you all right ? 566 00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:33,900 All right, all right. 567 00:22:36,506 --> 00:22:39,003 - I need a minute ! I need a minute - Wait, wait, please. 568 00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:40,481 Please, Jane, I need a minute ! 569 00:22:43,135 --> 00:22:44,321 - You got here fast. - Yes. 570 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,070 Yes I did. 571 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:48,073 And Mickey's almost dead in the hallway ! Thank you ! 572 00:22:48,747 --> 00:22:50,173 Thank you. Now, listen everybody ! 573 00:22:50,225 --> 00:22:51,321 I have never, 574 00:22:51,408 --> 00:22:54,151 never not shown up for work ever in my life ! 575 00:22:54,245 --> 00:22:58,342 Not even episode 37 of "I'm it" when I had walking pneumonia ! 576 00:22:58,426 --> 00:23:00,531 Oh god ! Val, we are so sorry. 577 00:23:00,738 --> 00:23:01,580 Well ! 578 00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:04,501 Why didn't you call me, Chris, huh ? 579 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,913 We're supposed to have each other's backs here ! 580 00:23:08,116 --> 00:23:09,060 No no, don't cry. 581 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:09,573 Nope. 582 00:23:11,107 --> 00:23:11,840 Val ! 583 00:23:13,235 --> 00:23:14,063 Yes, Eddie ? 584 00:23:14,145 --> 00:23:16,373 Tom and Paulie G are waiting for you in their hang out room. 585 00:23:16,408 --> 00:23:17,733 - Okay. - Okay, now. 586 00:23:18,215 --> 00:23:19,092 Thanks, Eddie ! 587 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,610 Go down. Get in the room. 588 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,890 Val, we are so, so sorry. I'm so sorry ! 589 00:23:25,327 --> 00:23:27,731 Go to my dressing room. Go ahead. 590 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,072 Hi. Hi, guys. 591 00:23:40,098 --> 00:23:40,920 - Hi. - Hi. 592 00:23:41,977 --> 00:23:42,660 So... 593 00:23:46,445 --> 00:23:47,992 - Hi. - Hey. 594 00:23:51,617 --> 00:23:52,581 What's your problem ? 595 00:23:52,858 --> 00:23:54,900 Oh, no no no. I don't... I don't have a problem 596 00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:57,133 - No. - No ? 597 00:23:57,315 --> 00:23:59,783 Well, you stayed home from work today and 598 00:24:00,575 --> 00:24:04,112 and actors usually do that when they're upset about something, so... 599 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:05,391 - Well... - So, what ? 600 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:06,842 Do you have a problem with... 601 00:24:06,938 --> 00:24:09,312 the new guys taking your stage time or...  ? 602 00:24:09,477 --> 00:24:12,660 No no no ! I don't have a problem with them ! They're funny ! 603 00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:13,803 I think they're so funny. 604 00:24:17,197 --> 00:24:17,762 You know. 605 00:24:18,285 --> 00:24:18,641 Yeah. 606 00:24:18,675 --> 00:24:20,402 No. See, here's the thing. Um... 607 00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:23,330 I just stayed home because everyone else was gonna stay home. 608 00:24:23,908 --> 00:24:24,943 Nobody else stayed home. 609 00:24:24,998 --> 00:24:27,601 Well, I know. They were supposed to stay home. 610 00:24:28,138 --> 00:24:30,123 - So... - Wait a second. Who was gonna stay home ? 611 00:24:31,866 --> 00:24:33,351 Well, I don't want to name names, 612 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:34,710 you know ? But I think... 613 00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:36,992 let me just say you should know that they're... 614 00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:40,323 You know. You've got your hands full here with the... with the kids. 615 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:42,580 The kids are ones with the problem ? 616 00:24:43,617 --> 00:24:44,600 Yes, Paulie. 617 00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:45,451 Yes, they are. 618 00:24:45,647 --> 00:24:47,462 Chris and Jesse feeled 619 00:24:47,725 --> 00:24:50,573 very threatened by the Beadie-Beadie boys. Especially Chris. 620 00:24:50,777 --> 00:24:51,782 The what boys ? 621 00:24:52,516 --> 00:24:54,170 I'm sorry. Greg and Veneer... 622 00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:55,551 Uh, Kaveen. 623 00:24:56,865 --> 00:24:58,932 Why do you call 'em the Beadie-Beadie boys ? 624 00:24:59,158 --> 00:25:01,442 Oh, beadie, beadie, bot, bot, you know ? Chris... 625 00:25:01,636 --> 00:25:03,690 Chris thought it up, actually. He said he was so 626 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:06,160 f- ing mad at them, he couldn't even say their names. 627 00:25:07,347 --> 00:25:07,943 Oh. 628 00:25:08,665 --> 00:25:11,681 Well, then why didn't Chris come talk to us ? 629 00:25:12,355 --> 00:25:13,500 Well, apparently, um... 630 00:25:13,607 --> 00:25:16,132 Apparently, his father is a huge alcoholic, 631 00:25:16,406 --> 00:25:19,030 and so he has some issues with... You know ? 632 00:25:19,138 --> 00:25:20,370 I shouldn't... 633 00:25:20,945 --> 00:25:21,480 you know ? 634 00:25:22,685 --> 00:25:25,622 Yes, I stayed home in support of them. 635 00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:26,510 You see ? 636 00:25:26,645 --> 00:25:28,783 In support of them. But I have it on video record 637 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:29,810 that I did it, 638 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:31,360 but I did not endorse it, 639 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:32,971 okay ? I did not endorse it ! 640 00:25:34,056 --> 00:25:36,432 Look, okay, look ! You need to know that a sitcom 641 00:25:36,558 --> 00:25:37,723 is like a family, 642 00:25:37,888 --> 00:25:39,880 all right ? And this one needs your attention ! 643 00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:42,981 - Huh ? - You are like the parents to those kids. 644 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:46,232 You know, Paulie, you're like the wild, out-there dad. 645 00:25:46,427 --> 00:25:49,262 And, and Tom, you're the mommy. 646 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:54,000 I think my ears are bleeding. Are my ears bleeding ? 647 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,180 All right, look, my only point is... 648 00:25:57,387 --> 00:26:00,262 That the kids have issues, you need to talk to them, 649 00:26:00,286 --> 00:26:02,163 and I don't want anything ! 650 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:03,441 Okay ? 651 00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:06,443 So, if you could just forget about all of this, 652 00:26:06,627 --> 00:26:09,643 all right ? And I promise I will never 653 00:26:09,816 --> 00:26:11,481 not come to work again. 654 00:26:12,888 --> 00:26:13,813 Fine with me. 655 00:26:14,397 --> 00:26:14,940 Mommy ? 656 00:26:18,567 --> 00:26:19,740 - That's fine. - Okay. 657 00:26:20,965 --> 00:26:23,641 - Fine. - Yeah. All right. Good. Okay. Yeah. 658 00:26:25,698 --> 00:26:28,022 Oh, Mickey, you're here. All right. Well. 659 00:26:28,245 --> 00:26:29,290 Feeling better ? 660 00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:32,641 Hey, pro, thanks for keeping us waiting. 661 00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:34,381 Well, I'm sorry I kept you waiting. 662 00:26:34,396 --> 00:26:37,232 Maybe you don't keep me waiting while you work out your bits. 663 00:26:37,516 --> 00:26:38,341 Okay. 664 00:26:38,568 --> 00:26:40,711 We're trying to make your shitty sitcom funny. 665 00:26:40,996 --> 00:26:44,632 Don't fucking talk to her like that ! She's one of us ! This is our show ! 666 00:26:45,075 --> 00:26:46,501 I'll kick your ass back to work ! 667 00:26:49,846 --> 00:26:50,890 Get off the stage, man ! 668 00:26:50,905 --> 00:26:52,763 - Run away, you mork rip-offs ! - Watch out. 669 00:26:52,775 --> 00:26:54,872 Respect her ! She's one of the original five ! 670 00:26:55,968 --> 00:26:57,211 Back to work. Show's over. 671 00:26:57,878 --> 00:26:58,561 Bullshit. 672 00:26:58,705 --> 00:27:00,001 - Take a break. - Yeah. 673 00:27:01,857 --> 00:27:03,293 Come on, back to work. 674 00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:05,561 Look, I know I'm a jerk, but what do you expect ? 675 00:27:05,585 --> 00:27:07,213 They're taking all our stuff ! 676 00:27:07,245 --> 00:27:09,402 All right, I think... You know what now ? 677 00:27:09,465 --> 00:27:11,670 The good part is now it's going to be about healing, 678 00:27:11,735 --> 00:27:12,502 I think. 679 00:27:12,607 --> 00:27:13,881 You know ? That's... 680 00:27:13,975 --> 00:27:17,850 Things have to blow apart before they come back together again. So... 681 00:27:18,606 --> 00:27:19,972 That's the good news. 682 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:25,662 There is a party. 683 00:27:27,158 --> 00:27:27,802 Wow. 684 00:27:28,227 --> 00:27:29,110 Little boy. 685 00:27:30,197 --> 00:27:30,942 Not happy. 686 00:27:31,145 --> 00:27:32,111 Franchesca ? 687 00:27:32,465 --> 00:27:35,111 Franchesca, I didn't say you could have more people. 688 00:27:35,368 --> 00:27:37,302 - Are you smoking ? - Not anymore. 689 00:27:38,007 --> 00:27:39,281 Don't throw it in the pool ! 690 00:27:39,308 --> 00:27:41,122 What's the matter with... Is that wine ? 691 00:27:41,757 --> 00:27:44,053 - Is that wine ? - Kalla opened a bottle of red. 692 00:27:44,136 --> 00:27:46,311 - Oh, you did, did you ? You know what ? - It's not a big deal, Val. 693 00:27:46,327 --> 00:27:48,170 Yeah. It's a big deal. I'm calling your mother. 694 00:27:48,187 --> 00:27:49,701 I'm gonna have a conversation with her. 695 00:27:49,738 --> 00:27:52,720 - I thought you were cool. - I am cool, I'm just not a criminal ! 696 00:27:52,786 --> 00:27:53,670 All right. 697 00:27:54,358 --> 00:27:55,271 Put your clothes on, 698 00:27:55,328 --> 00:27:56,380 right now, all of you ! 699 00:27:56,437 --> 00:27:59,743 All of you, put your clothes on ! I'm calling all of your parents. All of them. 700 00:28:00,297 --> 00:28:01,423 Because that's too much. 701 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:02,312 Who are you ? 702 00:28:02,867 --> 00:28:04,370 Who's this ? There's a boy here ? 703 00:28:04,628 --> 00:28:06,662 Hey, get back here ! Get back here ! 704 00:28:06,828 --> 00:28:07,992 Jane, cut him off ! 705 00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:08,772 Get him ! 706 00:28:09,168 --> 00:28:10,051 Can you get him ? 707 00:28:10,918 --> 00:28:12,640 Help me, guys, come on ! 708 00:28:12,665 --> 00:28:14,803 Come here ! All right ! Come in ! No, no, no, no, no ! 709 00:28:14,807 --> 00:28:16,283 - Don't climb up there ! - No ! 710 00:28:16,427 --> 00:28:17,863 I don't wanna be on camera ! 711 00:28:17,918 --> 00:28:20,630 - My parent's will kill me ! - What's your name ? What's your name ? 712 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:22,322 - Kevin ? - Costner ? 713 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:24,391 - Chambers. - All right, all right. 714 00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:25,990 Just come down. Jane, help. 715 00:28:26,096 --> 00:28:28,081 Someone, help. Sound guys, get him down. 716 00:28:29,395 --> 00:28:31,802 Before he gets splinters. He's getting all scratched. 717 00:28:31,925 --> 00:28:33,213 I can't. This is too much. 718 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,920 This is unbelievable. 719 00:28:35,926 --> 00:28:36,913 Come back ! Hey ! 720 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,253 All right, fine. Go ! Go ! 721 00:28:40,195 --> 00:28:41,272 Where is... 722 00:28:41,356 --> 00:28:43,340 Where is... Franchesca, where is Esperanza ? 723 00:28:43,367 --> 00:28:44,563 I sent her home. 724 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,302 Uh-huh. Okay. 725 00:28:46,446 --> 00:28:47,451 Mark Berman, please. 726 00:28:48,008 --> 00:28:49,142 - What ? - Mrs. Berman. 727 00:28:49,157 --> 00:28:50,173 - What ? - Yeah. 728 00:28:50,657 --> 00:28:51,412 All right. 729 00:28:51,507 --> 00:28:51,961 Mark ? 730 00:28:52,435 --> 00:28:55,112 We have got a situation here at the house, 731 00:28:55,178 --> 00:28:56,922 and you have to talk to your daughter. 732 00:28:57,566 --> 00:28:59,181 Look, I'm not the parent, okay ? 733 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,180 Here, you tell him. 734 00:29:00,378 --> 00:29:01,141 You tell him. 735 00:29:01,655 --> 00:29:02,170 Hi, daddy. 736 00:29:02,187 --> 00:29:04,502 I want all of you put those cigarettes out right now ! 737 00:29:04,538 --> 00:29:05,363 Put'em out. I'm done. 738 00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:08,311 - Daddy, she's totally overreacting. - Put'em... I don't care ! 739 00:29:08,465 --> 00:29:09,903 I don't care. You know what ? 740 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:12,000 Call your parents and get yourselves home ! 741 00:29:12,088 --> 00:29:12,951 'Cause I'm done ! 742 00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:14,943 I'm done ! Jane ? 743 00:29:15,066 --> 00:29:15,740 That's it, 744 00:29:15,807 --> 00:29:17,231 I'm done taking care of everybody. 745 00:29:18,368 --> 00:29:19,252 I'm taking a bath. 746 00:29:20,627 --> 00:29:21,771 I've had it. 747 00:29:22,155 --> 00:29:26,100 www. forom. com 748 00:29:26,150 --> 00:29:30,700 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54127

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