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The Comeback - Season 1- Episode 8
"Valerie Relaxes in Palm Springs"
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- What's the catch ?
- There's no catch, Marky-Mark.
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They're giving us a brand new navigator
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All right. We just have to use
it in "The Comeback. "
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- So there is a catch.
- Well, catch or freebie ?
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I've always wanted to
drive one of these things.
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Well...
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- It's big.
- Big car for a big man.
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I'm really looking forward to
our little Palm Springs getaway.
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It's gonna be nice, just us.
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And the two cameras and the crew.
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We're gonna get some shots
of you driving, right ?
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No, you should just
relax and enjoy the trip.
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Yes, get shots of us driving.
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Yeah, I think we just have
the one camera and sound.
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Oh, just like our honeymoon.
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Isn't he something ? He's, you know...
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He could tell I was a
little down last week,
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you know, 'cause they
canceled the Sassy episode,
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and he just put everything on hold
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to take a long weekend,
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spend some much needed downtime
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with his lady in the desert. It's nice.
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He's a good guy.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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Honey, will you grab my golf clubs too ?
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You want to golf ?
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Yeah, I got some real cute golf clothes.
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So yeah, I do.
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- That'll be a good shot.
- Morning.
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Beautiful day for a drive. Hi.
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Bill Hartwick, press
rep, Lincoln Mercury.
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Thank you so much. We're real excited.
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Oh, it's our pleasure, believe me.
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And you must be Jane. Okay,
really looking forward to the trip.
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This car handles real well.
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Could you say "the
navigator handles real well"?
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- I'm sorry ?
- When you say something about the car
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Could you mention the name ? Like
"the navigator has comfortable seats,"
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or "the navigator has individual
seat warming or cooling controls. "
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Yeah, okay.
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The naviga...
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I forgot what I said.
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This navigator handles real well.
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There, done.
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Oh, it's my agent.
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Probably calling about the "Room
and Bored" situation. Hello.
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Could you put it on the speaker ?
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- Valerie, hold for Joe.
- Thank you.
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- Val ?
- Oh hi, Joe.
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Listen, you're on speaker, Mr.
Agent man, so no bad news, huh ?
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Okay, what's up, doll ?
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"Room and bored" is officially
shut down for a retool.
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Oops.
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Looks like we have to find
another code word for bad news,
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'cause bad news didn't work.
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Uh, uh... yeah no.
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Tom and Paulie G already
told me about that, yeah.
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Yeah, everyone's happy
with what you're doing,
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but they think that last
episode went off-track.
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In their words, they're
"refocusing to chase the youth. "
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Well, I'll tell you one thing
that is chasing the youth away,
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It's that running suit they put me in...
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You know, Joe ? Oh, "call ended. "
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Yeah, this area's a
bitch for cell reception.
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Oh yeah, well, he'll call back.
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"Chase the youth. "
That's hollywood for you.
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You know, anyone over 22,
mandatory hip replacement.
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So...
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you know what, I'm done. Here.
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Don't let me make any
more calls about the show.
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- Right.
- I'm serious, Mark.
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No, just put it in your pocket, okay ?
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We're going to Palm Springs
to get away, all right ?
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Biz... show business
stops here and now.
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How about some music ?
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Marky-Mark loves his music.
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I bet this car... the navigator
has a great sound system.
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The Lincoln navigator
is the first in its class
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to offer a cinema-quality sound system.
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- Yeah, he's not gonna say that.
- Oh, that's fine.
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All right, well, what do we have ?
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We have Eric Clapton,
the Allmann Brothers...
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Cheap Trick and Bob Seger.
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And I know we have some
current hits in air.
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Oh, here's one we
love, Mary J. "Bilge. "
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It's Blige.
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No, you're wrong. It's Blige.
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Put in Cheap Trick.
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We can't play any music,
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because if we can't afford
it or can't clear it,
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then the whole trip's unusable.
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- Right.
- We can't listen to music ?
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- Well, then they can't use it.
- I heard her.
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- All right.
- I'm sorry.
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That's all right.
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What are we gonna do for the next
two hours ? If we can't listen to music.
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Well, I for one am gonna
just sit here quietly.
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Let all the Hollywood
stress go. Start to relax.
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Do you ?
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No. Not even thinking
about show business.
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- Remember this ?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, oh.
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W uniforms.
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Hello hello hello !
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Well, here we are in relaxing
Palm Springs and...
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- Yeah ?
- We have to do it again.
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There was a problem
with the camera move.
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- Again ?
- Yeah.
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We gotta do it again. It's all right.
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They just wanna get it right, you know.
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Hold up ! Hold up !
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It's gonna be a long
weekend with this guy.
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- Ugh, I know it.
- Jeez.
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Okay, rolling ! Come on out.
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- Do you wanna ?
- No, I'm on vacation.
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Well, here we are in Palm
Springs ready to relax.
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Should we just leave the car here ?
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Uh, "should we just
leave the navigator here ?"
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Jane, he's gonna have to stop.
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He's gonna have to stop doing that.
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Welcome to the Parker Palm
Springs, Mrs. Cherish.
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Oh, thank you.
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Wow !
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This place is different.
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The hotel has just gone
through an extensive renovation.
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I'll say, yeah.
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When we were here last,
the lobby was all...
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white couches and very
elegant chaise lounges.
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Right, very old Hollywood.
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It hasn't been like this for two years.
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Two years ? No, wait.
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It can't have been that
long since we were here.
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Well, yeah, I remember the last time we were
here I threw my back out playing golf
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and had to put on those bengay hot
adhesive strips on my lower back.
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- Yeah.
- That was like...
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Oh, look at that ! Oh
Jane, isn't that fun ?
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You getting that ? Yeah. Aw.
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It's so fun, that piece.
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You know, compliments to the decorator.
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Really, great look, the whole.
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- Would you like to go to see your room ?
- Oh yes, I would.
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Look at that. It's a
sheep, but it's a chair.
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It's a sheep chair. Yeah, no.
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It's really great. So hip, you know.
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Ooh !
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Hi, do you know...
Are these chairs taken here ?
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I'm sorry. Hi.
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I'm wondering, are
all these chairs taken ?
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Yeah, my boyfriend and my friends.
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Oh, so you're saving one, two,
three, four, five chairs then ?
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Sorry, we got up real
early to get these chairs.
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- What is all this ?
- Oh, right, we're filming a reality show.
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The actually wanted to get a shot me.
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We're hoping to on one
of these pool chairs,
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You know, just outside my room.
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That's my room right there.
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Right directly behind us. It's
a straight line. Can't miss it.
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- Yeah, that's my room next to yours.
- Oh, is it ?
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Yeah.
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Do you know when these
chairs will be available ?
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I don't know.
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Everybody's taking naps.
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Oh. Right, okay, uh-Huh.
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I'd sit over there, but I can't
be in the direct sun, you know.
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I'm a redhead, so I'm not allowed.
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I'll move my ipod. You can have one.
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That's awfully sweet of
you. It really is, really.
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But actually I need two.
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Because I'm waiting for my
husband. He's coming out.
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So I guess I need two, so all right.
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Yeah, you got that ?
I don't need to see that !
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I thought I left that all behind me.
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Mark ? Hey.
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I shouldn't yell. It's not a tenement.
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Just wanted to know we're over here.
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Oh, hi.
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I read the new revisions. I wanna make
sure we're all on the same page budget-wise.
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- The studio, they're just not happy.
- I don't wanna hear that.
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Oh, let it go, Val.
Decide what you wanna eat.
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Oh, I know what I want.
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Good. Well, we'll eat something
and then we'll squeeze in nine holes.
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All right.
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Oh, great. Here comes a
cigar. Perfect, perfect.
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- That's a good cigar.
- Is it ?
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You know, that reminds me, you know
who we should see while we're here ?
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- Who ?
- Don and Donna Franklin.
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You know, Jane, that could be fun.
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We should have them on the show,
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Have'em for dinner or something.
He used to work with Mark,
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and she is quite a character.
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You know, she has a
real big personality,
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- Tons of fun, yeah.
- Great.
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Yeah.
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All right, guys, you
know what you'd like ?
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Yes, oh yes, I would like a little
lunch in a lounge chair.
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Near my room, please.
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Yeah, bummer,
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everyone kind of stakes
out their claims early here.
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Yeah, well, that's good
to know. What time usually ?
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- How early ?
- Uh, like 7:00.
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Wow, so you have to set the alarm
so you could get up and relax ?
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- Yeah.
- I am going to have
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the tiger shrimp tempura
with the ponzu dipping sauce.
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And I am going to have the salad with
the poached chicken and pear, please.
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Oh, is that on the menu ?
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Oh sure, yeah. No, I
get it all the time.
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Yeah, it's called the...
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- Angie Dickinson.
- Uh, the who ?
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Yeah, I'll get, um...
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I'll just have a salad then.
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Oh, awesome. Okay, which one ?
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Yeah, the uh... the $25 one.
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- Okay, all right.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Spencer, it's such
a glorious day for golf.
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- Jane, that's my Kate Hepburn.
- Okay, let's get serious here.
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All right, you old poop.
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- Hands...
- Yeah.
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Okay, hands nice and easy. Right there.
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There we go. Now easy backswing and...
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okay, you're done. My turn.
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- I was just trying to have some fun.
- I know,
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but they're trying to play through.
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- So let me go and then...
- He's gonna go.
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Someone's in the doghouse.
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Agh !
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Jesus ! Fuck !
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What ? Mark, that was good.
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No... it wasn't.
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Val, would you come over
here and just take this ?
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Could you get the cameras outta here ?
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- Why are you so upset ?
- Because I don't want them filming this.
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We have a camera in the bedroom,
but this is where you draw the line ?
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- This is golf.
- Okay.
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- Okay
- But wait. I want one more shot.
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So just go over there, turn your
phone off and don't say anything.
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Okay, okay.
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- He's gonna take another shot.
- Is everything okay ?
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Yeah, shh. Be quiet.
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Now go.
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- Yeah ?
- Yeah.
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All right. Well, that was fun.
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- We're gonna get back now.
- How's he gonna get back ?
245
00:12:27,845 --> 00:12:30,403
Oh, he's a big boy. He'll figure it out.
246
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,041
Just check my messages.
247
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:37,730
Who called ?
248
00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:39,750
Okay.
249
00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:42,370
Ahem, yeah.
250
00:12:43,628 --> 00:12:45,831
Mark, that was Don and Donna.
251
00:12:45,856 --> 00:12:47,350
They're on for 7:00.
252
00:12:47,825 --> 00:12:50,021
Oh ! Okay, he heard me.
253
00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:52,810
I'm just gonna get in.
254
00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:57,082
He was driving, I don't know...
255
00:12:57,115 --> 00:12:58,660
Okay, all right.
256
00:12:59,766 --> 00:13:00,900
It goes fast.
257
00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:11,052
Marky-Mark, how do you like that chair ?
258
00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:12,453
You know, it's pretty comfortable.
259
00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:15,623
It's not quite as comfortable
as the seats in the navigator.
260
00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:17,533
There, I think we did our duty.
261
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,680
- Oh, here they are. Hello hello hello !
- Hey !
262
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,210
- So you found us ?
- How could we miss you ?
263
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:25,701
You're the two old
farts with the camera.
264
00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:28,993
Can you believe this crazy place ?
265
00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:31,291
The only thing missing is Dean
Martin and the Golddiggers.
266
00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:34,583
Oh, what'd I tell you ? Tons of fun, huh ?
267
00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:38,563
- And who is this with the gorgeous skin ?
- This is Jane, our producer.
268
00:13:38,595 --> 00:13:41,920
Oh, hi, "Jane our producer,"
we're Don and Donna, the double Ds.
269
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,450
Need I say more ?
270
00:13:43,898 --> 00:13:46,753
Well... tons of fun.
271
00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:50,183
So anyway, we thought
we could have drinks here
272
00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:51,620
and then go into town for dinner.
273
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,950
Oh, Val, honey, between
the gays and the grays,
274
00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:56,091
this town is a zoo. Let's just eat here.
275
00:13:56,115 --> 00:13:57,230
Is that okay with you, Don ?
276
00:13:57,258 --> 00:13:59,870
As long as I don't have
to sit in a chair with fur.
277
00:14:00,096 --> 00:14:02,841
- That's for you, big guy.
- Hey, now we're talkin'.
278
00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:05,890
- Grab my purse, then I'm gonna...
- Okay.
279
00:14:06,436 --> 00:14:09,711
Don't really... know them that well.
280
00:14:09,738 --> 00:14:11,460
They're business
acquaintances of Mark's.
281
00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:14,380
So you know, I've met Don a
couple times and you know...
282
00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:16,721
I just met her a couple times.
283
00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:18,300
Always seemed fun.
284
00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:22,273
No, yeah ! I'm running
a production company...
285
00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:24,350
Why would I ? I can do
everything I did there,
286
00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:26,442
But here I live off the 18th green.
287
00:14:26,695 --> 00:14:29,232
If they ever find a way to hook
up a computer to a golf bag,
288
00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:30,731
He'll never come home.
289
00:14:31,316 --> 00:14:35,401
That would be a nice idea if I was a moron,
but I'm not. I cannot make this movie...
290
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,393
...doing it all afternoon at the pool,
and now he's doing it at dinner.
291
00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:40,551
- You want me to say something ?
- No no, it's not.
292
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,691
Hey, Mr. Hollywood ! Hold it down.
293
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,770
The geriatric set is trying to talk.
294
00:14:48,527 --> 00:14:50,943
- There. Done.
- Yeah.
295
00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:54,003
You know, before the cancer I
would have just sat here and fumed.
296
00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:57,521
But now... You did know I had cancer ?
297
00:14:58,435 --> 00:15:00,793
- No, I didn't.
- It was in our holiday newsletter.
298
00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:03,441
Oh, who really reads those
things, right ? I mean...
299
00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:06,072
If it's not about my
family, I don't give a fuck.
300
00:15:06,715 --> 00:15:09,240
Oh, relax, Valerie. I'm fine now.
301
00:15:09,338 --> 00:15:11,362
And I got to keep both my tits !
302
00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:14,152
And besides, it's a
reality show, right ?
303
00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:17,071
- Cancer's part of reality.
- Yes yes.
304
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:19,560
- And it is a part of reality...
- It is.
305
00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:20,593
...you know.
306
00:15:21,247 --> 00:15:23,853
- Would anyone like dessert ?
- Sure, absolutely.
307
00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:26,331
- Love dessert.
- Yes !
308
00:15:26,846 --> 00:15:27,970
- There you go.
- Thanks.
309
00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,271
And how's your evening going ? Hi.
310
00:15:30,425 --> 00:15:31,563
- Hi.
- Hi.
311
00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,903
Bill Hartwick, I gave
them their navigator.
312
00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:39,863
So... uh, you have a good evening.
313
00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:41,000
Okay, good night.
314
00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:45,390
- Val ?
- Yeah.
315
00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:47,391
Jane, he has to stop doing that.
316
00:15:51,615 --> 00:15:53,042
Well, it's 2:00 A. M.
317
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:57,770
And as you can hear, Mr. and Mrs.
Hollywood next door are having a party.
318
00:15:58,356 --> 00:16:00,562
And I've called the desk twice now,
319
00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:03,520
and Mark has taken a sleeping pill.
320
00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:07,840
I have not taken a sleeping pill,
321
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:09,843
Because I have to get
up early in the morning
322
00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:12,460
so I can get two decent pool chairs...
323
00:16:13,495 --> 00:16:14,543
you know.
324
00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:19,420
Listen to that ! Unbelievable !
325
00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:22,430
Just 'cause someone doesn't
know how to leave work behind
326
00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:25,020
and simply relax, you know ?
327
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:28,172
Now everyone else has to pay the price.
328
00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:35,163
I have to.
329
00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:48,820
All right, well, I'm
gonna try to go to bed.
330
00:16:48,937 --> 00:16:50,482
I'm just gonna try now.
331
00:16:51,705 --> 00:16:52,680
Valerie ?
332
00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:04,673
I think I hear something.
333
00:17:07,188 --> 00:17:11,232
- Jane, what time is it?
- It's 10:30.
334
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:15,110
- What? Oh, What, what?
- It's 10:30.
335
00:17:15,207 --> 00:17:17,350
It's... No no, Mark ! We slept in !
336
00:17:17,365 --> 00:17:19,182
- What ?
- We slept in.
337
00:17:19,187 --> 00:17:22,140
Can I see ? Are there
chairs at the pool ?
338
00:17:22,468 --> 00:17:23,651
There're no chairs at the pool.
339
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:26,081
- There are no chairs left at the pool, Mark.
- What ?
340
00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,713
That's it, that's it.
There're no chairs.
341
00:17:27,725 --> 00:17:30,501
- The whole day is ruined !
- What can we do ?
342
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,262
I don't know ! We're screwed !
343
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,811
The day is ruined !
344
00:17:34,518 --> 00:17:37,110
Ok, we'll be out. We'll
be out in a second.
345
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,780
God, this sun is delicious.
346
00:17:42,607 --> 00:17:46,211
- What's the matter ?
- Nothing, I'm just so hot.
347
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,632
- Take off that sarong and go for a swim.
- I can't, I'm wired.
348
00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:52,232
You're not wired ? You're pissed off !
349
00:17:52,536 --> 00:17:55,231
You know ? If it's bothering you
so much just go over there and
350
00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:57,371
tell you wanna use the empty chairs
351
00:17:58,738 --> 00:17:59,843
You want better go ?
352
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:01,213
It's fine ! it really is !
353
00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:04,951
You can't keep these feelings.
354
00:18:04,955 --> 00:18:06,202
You'll get sick !
355
00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:08,911
Words to live by !
356
00:18:09,317 --> 00:18:10,952
Thank you ! You know.
357
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:16,361
Valerie ? We don't know
each other very well but...
358
00:18:16,488 --> 00:18:18,010
can I say something ?
359
00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:19,223
Sure !
360
00:18:20,005 --> 00:18:22,851
You have to stop worrying so
much about what people think !
361
00:18:26,547 --> 00:18:27,342
Okay.
362
00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:32,643
Like that, like that !
363
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,671
You keep looking at the camera,
364
00:18:34,686 --> 00:18:37,731
trying to control have
this is all coming across !
365
00:18:37,848 --> 00:18:39,483
Oh no ! I'm not trying to control all...
366
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:41,342
You can't control all life, Val !
367
00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:43,912
You can't even control
that chair here by the pool.
368
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:45,723
Cares what people think !
369
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,161
You got to love yourself.
370
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:50,141
Warts and all.
371
00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:57,270
Good for you ! Yeah !
372
00:18:58,115 --> 00:18:59,390
Donna gonna wild !
373
00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:01,141
Bang bang !
374
00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:04,221
So we would probably have to
go into town to get that footage...
375
00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:07,230
Right. Otherwise, when we'll... Yeah...
Otherwise when will we...
376
00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:07,772
So...
377
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:09,532
Hey remember ! Dinner's on us tonight.
378
00:19:09,546 --> 00:19:11,373
That's right ! Thank
you for that. Awesome.
379
00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:12,790
Thank you so much.
380
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,592
Just gotta get my shoe on.
381
00:19:14,757 --> 00:19:16,482
- Okay, good.
- Bye, honey.
382
00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:19,561
- Bye, have fun. Enjoy everything.
- Thank you, I am.
383
00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:20,223
Okay.
384
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,562
Oh ! Oh, shoot !
385
00:19:22,597 --> 00:19:24,193
I'm sorry, did I break it ?
386
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:28,212
All right, well, let's
go. Let's keep going.
387
00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:31,810
Well, here's the statue of celebrity
388
00:19:31,826 --> 00:19:34,881
and former mayor of
Palm Springs Sonny Bono.
389
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:38,132
For those of you who don't know,
he was the mayor of Palm Springs
390
00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:40,223
Ooh ! Really heats up there.
391
00:19:40,516 --> 00:19:41,891
- Excuse me.
- Yes ?
392
00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:44,523
Could you tell me where the
statue of Sonny Bono is ?
393
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:48,162
There he is right there.
Just don't touch him.
394
00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:50,011
Don't touch him, because
he really heats up.
395
00:19:50,037 --> 00:19:51,441
- Yeah.
- All right.
396
00:19:52,268 --> 00:19:54,921
- Anyway...
- Oh my god ! It's Valerie Cherish !
397
00:19:55,257 --> 00:19:59,093
We... We don't wanna bother you, we
just wanna tell you that we love you.
398
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:02,711
Oh, it's no bother at
all. Valerie Cherish
399
00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:05,562
Hi. I can't believe I'm
meeting you. I love you !
400
00:20:06,658 --> 00:20:09,480
I've turned him onto you.
I've loved you since "I'm it !"
401
00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:14,041
You boys are so delightful !
What are your names, then ?
402
00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:17,351
Well, I'm Tony and this
is my boyfriend Raoul.
403
00:20:17,378 --> 00:20:19,733
You are the best thing
on "Room and Bored" !
404
00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:21,211
Really ?
405
00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:23,473
That's running suit
you wear is hilarious !
406
00:20:23,496 --> 00:20:26,042
Isn't it, isn'it ? Ah ah, I know.
407
00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:28,501
You're busy and we don't wanna
take up any more of your time.
408
00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:31,412
- Oh, not at all.
- We can't wait for your reality show.
409
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:34,561
Oh, okay, listen, I gotta
get a hug for that.
410
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:37,040
Thank you, thank you so much.
411
00:20:37,047 --> 00:20:38,631
- Take care.
- Thank you. Nice meeting you !
412
00:20:38,648 --> 00:20:40,251
- You too.
- Can I get you to sign a release
413
00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:42,410
so we can use you on
the "The Comeback" ?
414
00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:44,493
Is that a yes ?
415
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:46,842
I don't wanna be on the show.
416
00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:49,463
What's that ? I'm sure you do.
417
00:20:49,476 --> 00:20:50,692
You're adorable. Don't worry about.
418
00:20:50,726 --> 00:20:52,892
He's not out to his parents yet.
419
00:20:53,897 --> 00:20:56,110
I mean, I keep pushing
him and pushing him.
420
00:20:56,977 --> 00:20:59,212
They don't even know
I come to Palm Springs.
421
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:00,823
They don't even know about Tony.
422
00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:03,742
It'd be like "hi, I'm
gay" on national TV.
423
00:21:04,025 --> 00:21:04,882
Right.
424
00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:08,752
Yeah, well, you know,
of course, this, Raoul,
425
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:11,871
is a very personal decision, of course.
426
00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:15,132
You know. But if I... Can I
share something with you ?
427
00:21:15,157 --> 00:21:20,403
Today a friend of mine who recently
survived a cancer scare said,
428
00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:24,192
"You can't worry about
what people think"
429
00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:26,243
You know, I am telling
him that all the time.
430
00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:29,902
Yeah, well, you can't.
You have to be who you are.
431
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,451
Warts and all.
432
00:21:31,828 --> 00:21:34,703
Just... you know...
433
00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:39,912
Okay. I'll sign !
434
00:21:40,476 --> 00:21:43,782
Wow, good for you. What a nice moment !
435
00:21:44,327 --> 00:21:45,742
That's a nice moment.
436
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,772
Thank you, Ms. Cherish.
437
00:21:48,836 --> 00:21:51,010
My pleasure, you know.
It's true, though.
438
00:21:51,058 --> 00:21:55,091
It's just really important
to honor yourself.
439
00:21:55,437 --> 00:21:57,332
Yeah, I think it's right there. Yeah !
440
00:21:57,345 --> 00:21:58,202
Put your name there.
441
00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:00,180
- Gotta help him out, Jane.
- Do we both sign ?
442
00:22:00,207 --> 00:22:02,591
- Excuse me.
- I'm so sorry.
443
00:22:02,635 --> 00:22:04,672
I would like to make a toast.
444
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:07,503
To my new spiritual leader Donna.
445
00:22:07,737 --> 00:22:10,093
I've ben called many
things but never that.
446
00:22:10,986 --> 00:22:12,992
Well, you are now,
'cause listen, thank you.
447
00:22:13,015 --> 00:22:14,901
Okay, from me, from "The Comeback".
448
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,680
From my new out-loud
and proud friend Raoul !
449
00:22:17,897 --> 00:22:19,432
- Raoul !
- Salud !
450
00:22:21,828 --> 00:22:24,472
Val, it sounds like there's
a ballet in your birkin.
451
00:22:25,317 --> 00:22:27,201
- That's good.
- Thank you.
452
00:22:27,368 --> 00:22:29,423
I'm sorry. Oh, it's Juna !
453
00:22:29,438 --> 00:22:31,882
I should say hi. Juna Ji.
454
00:22:32,465 --> 00:22:34,071
- Hi, baby girl.
- Can you hear me ?
455
00:22:34,078 --> 00:22:35,350
One of these kids from the show.
456
00:22:35,378 --> 00:22:37,843
- Hey, Valerie, are you coming ?
- Coming where, dear ?
457
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,230
I'm in Palm Springs.
458
00:22:39,518 --> 00:22:41,642
Oh that's why you're not here.
459
00:22:42,008 --> 00:22:44,191
- Where ?
- At Paulie G's party !
460
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:48,043
Oh, are you having fun ? Who's there ?
461
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,662
Oh, the whole cast and
Tom, some of the writers.
462
00:22:50,677 --> 00:22:54,330
You know, Paulie was so cute trying to make
us all relax about the retooling thing.
463
00:22:56,177 --> 00:22:57,850
All right, sounds like fun but...
464
00:22:58,265 --> 00:23:01,723
Like I said, I'm out of
town relaxing with Mark so...
465
00:23:02,195 --> 00:23:04,940
That explains it. 'Cause I asked
Paulie where you were.
466
00:23:04,976 --> 00:23:07,951
He's always joking like,
oh, "she's not invited. "
467
00:23:09,108 --> 00:23:10,982
Okay, all right, listen !
468
00:23:10,995 --> 00:23:15,560
I'm in the middle of dinner so when
I get home I'm gonna call you, okay ?
469
00:23:15,608 --> 00:23:17,953
Okay have fun. Miss you.
470
00:23:17,985 --> 00:23:19,843
You too. All right, bye.
471
00:23:21,397 --> 00:23:22,202
Sweet.
472
00:23:25,756 --> 00:23:28,452
As your newfound spiritual advisor,
473
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:31,063
I advise you to get some
of those feelings out.
474
00:23:31,108 --> 00:23:32,250
I'm fine.
475
00:23:33,897 --> 00:23:35,502
Okay, then, as Donna,
476
00:23:35,528 --> 00:23:39,213
- I advise us to get a lot of more drinks.
- Oh, well...
477
00:23:39,227 --> 00:23:42,542
- Mas tequila, por favor !
- Muy bueno, senor !
478
00:23:42,658 --> 00:23:45,260
Let's have our own party, huh ?
479
00:23:45,377 --> 00:23:48,452
You know, one time Donna
and I were in Acapulco,
480
00:23:48,485 --> 00:23:52,203
We rented two burros and a guide who
took us to the top of this mountain...
481
00:23:52,238 --> 00:23:53,392
Mm-hmm, now.
482
00:23:53,427 --> 00:23:56,231
Oh marky-mark, let's get
our chair for tomorrow.
483
00:23:56,277 --> 00:23:57,650
We're leaving tomorrow, Val.
484
00:23:57,677 --> 00:24:00,331
No, I'm getting a good
chair before I'm leaving.
485
00:24:00,345 --> 00:24:01,892
Come on, it's late. Let's go in.
486
00:24:02,156 --> 00:24:03,723
No, you go in. I'm relaxing.
487
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:04,570
Val.
488
00:24:04,915 --> 00:24:07,561
Marky-Mark, go in. I'm
relaxing on my chair.
489
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:09,412
All right, five minutes.
490
00:24:09,436 --> 00:24:10,783
And then I'm coming out.
491
00:24:16,586 --> 00:24:17,592
Okay.
492
00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:31,930
No.
493
00:24:33,035 --> 00:24:34,143
No, no.
494
00:24:34,578 --> 00:24:35,981
Where are you ?
495
00:24:36,077 --> 00:24:39,780
- What are you doing ?
- I want to call him.
496
00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:43,082
Oh, I can't find it.
I wanna call Paulie G.
497
00:24:43,128 --> 00:24:45,483
- I'll do it.
- Okay.
498
00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:51,230
Look under "F" for "Fatty".
499
00:24:54,507 --> 00:24:56,711
Did you hear... that ?
500
00:24:56,927 --> 00:24:57,951
- It's ringing.
- Oh.
501
00:24:59,148 --> 00:24:59,993
Okay.
502
00:25:00,908 --> 00:25:02,303
This is Paulie G.
503
00:25:06,128 --> 00:25:08,570
This is Valerie, Valerie Cherish,
504
00:25:09,335 --> 00:25:12,590
and words on the street
is that you had a party.
505
00:25:13,548 --> 00:25:15,451
Fatty had the party !
506
00:25:16,545 --> 00:25:19,082
Fatty had a party and nobody came !
507
00:25:23,016 --> 00:25:25,331
Oh no, no, no, no.
508
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:28,060
No, the problem is that everbody came,
509
00:25:28,378 --> 00:25:29,942
and I wasn't invited.
510
00:25:30,536 --> 00:25:33,512
And that hurt my feelings. Okay ?
511
00:25:33,946 --> 00:25:35,741
And you need to know that,
512
00:25:36,946 --> 00:25:40,711
'cause I'm not gonna keep
it inside and get cancer.
513
00:25:51,937 --> 00:25:52,702
Good.
514
00:25:55,785 --> 00:26:00,202
Okay, I'm just gonna wait
until I can enjoy my chair.
515
00:26:12,726 --> 00:26:15,173
- Let's not sleep outside, okay ?
- Why not ?
516
00:26:19,957 --> 00:26:22,811
- How's your head ?
- It's fine.
517
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:28,151
You wanna stop for water
of coffee or something ?
518
00:26:28,395 --> 00:26:30,140
Let's just go home.
519
00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:51,091
We can't play music. We can't afford it.
520
00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:53,860
I'll pay. It's on me.
521
00:27:00,795 --> 00:27:04,900
♪I wan't you to want me !♪
522
00:27:05,948 --> 00:27:08,642
How about the quality of those
navigator cinema-quality...
523
00:27:08,657 --> 00:27:13,291
I swear to God. I will pull over and
put you out onto the side of the road.
524
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,092
Transcript : Raceman
525
00:27:16,517 --> 00:27:19,962
Synchro : Csivore
526
00:27:20,378 --> 00:27:23,543
Corrections : Seth Cohen
527
00:27:23,868 --> 00:27:28,320
♪ I want you to want me ♪
528
00:27:28,618 --> 00:27:31,902
♪ I need you to need me ♪
529
00:27:33,147 --> 00:27:37,011
♪ I'd love you to love me ♪
530
00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:41,551
♪ I'm begging you to beg me ♪
531
00:27:42,468 --> 00:27:46,372
♪ I want you to want me ♪
532
00:27:47,075 --> 00:27:51,142
♪ I need you to need me ♪
533
00:27:51,567 --> 00:27:56,173
♪ I'd love you to love me ♪
534
00:27:56,447 --> 00:27:59,022
♪ I'll shine up the old brown shoes ♪
535
00:27:59,038 --> 00:28:01,191
♪ Put on a brand new shirt ♪
536
00:28:01,217 --> 00:28:03,253
♪ I'll get homeearly from work ♪
537
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:07,253
♪ If you say that you love me ♪
538
00:28:08,136 --> 00:28:12,193
♪ Didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying ? ♪
539
00:28:12,236 --> 00:28:16,103
♪ Oh, didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying ? ♪
540
00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:18,993
♪ Feeling alone without a friend ♪
541
00:28:19,007 --> 00:28:20,821
♪ you know you feel like dying ♪
542
00:28:21,405 --> 00:28:26,000
♪ Oh, didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying ? ♪
543
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:30,913
♪ I want you to want me ♪
544
00:28:31,346 --> 00:28:34,942
♪ I need you to need me ♪
545
00:28:35,985 --> 00:28:40,121
♪ I'd love you to love me ♪
546
00:28:40,126 --> 00:28:43,861
♪ I'm begging you to beg me ♪
547
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:47,661
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548
00:28:47,711 --> 00:28:52,261
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