Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:01,647
It's dirty, right?
2
00:01:02,275 --> 00:01:04,130
Hey, you need more tissues?
3
00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,194
No, thanks.
4
00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:08,534
I can get you more tissues if you want.
5
00:01:08,559 --> 00:01:10,826
I don't need more tissues. Thanks.
6
00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,772
Anything else that you need?
7
00:01:14,881 --> 00:01:15,881
Water?
8
00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:17,145
Menu Card?
9
00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:19,370
Just some quiet, alone time.
10
00:01:19,302 --> 00:01:20,302
Okay.
11
00:01:24,811 --> 00:01:25,709
Hey.
12
00:01:25,734 --> 00:01:28,380
Actually, I'm not a waiter.
13
00:01:28,764 --> 00:01:30,682
I thought you might think
I'm one because I asked,
14
00:01:30,707 --> 00:01:31,859
you might think I'm waiting.
15
00:01:32,616 --> 00:01:34,717
I am waiting for someone. But
16
00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,774
I'm not waiting tables.
17
00:01:36,799 --> 00:01:37,525
Even I'm waiting.
18
00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:38,975
My boyfriend is about to come.
19
00:01:45,354 --> 00:01:46,754
Can I take this seat?
20
00:01:46,916 --> 00:01:48,134
My boyfriend is about to come.
21
00:01:48,159 --> 00:01:48,804
Yes,
22
00:01:49,185 --> 00:01:50,718
I heard that the first time itself.
23
00:01:51,215 --> 00:01:52,948
I'll leave once he comes.
24
00:01:59,701 --> 00:02:01,234
I'm Mikesh, by the way.
25
00:02:01,879 --> 00:02:02,951
Monica.
26
00:02:14,173 --> 00:02:15,125
About what?
27
00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:16,133
My name.
28
00:02:17,101 --> 00:02:18,234
It's not Mikesh.
29
00:02:21,895 --> 00:02:23,520
It's Chandler.
30
00:02:25,131 --> 00:02:26,131
Chandler?
31
00:02:27,653 --> 00:02:29,114
Your real name is Chandler?
32
00:02:29,172 --> 00:02:30,195
Yes.
33
00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:31,869
Chandler,what?
34
00:02:41,621 --> 00:02:42,980
Chandler Gupta?
35
00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,679
Chandler Fernandes?
36
00:02:46,519 --> 00:02:48,697
Is it necessary to say the surname
while role-playing?
37
00:02:48,926 --> 00:02:50,379
Micky, what's wrong with you?
38
00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:51,647
Chandler, of all the names?
39
00:02:51,812 --> 00:02:54,530
How would I know we're changing names?!
40
00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:55,524
Suddenly, you said Monica.
41
00:02:55,563 --> 00:02:58,290
I was just about to say Bill Clinton!
42
00:03:02,962 --> 00:03:04,950
Let's play again?
43
00:03:04,236 --> 00:03:05,969
I mean, let's do it again.
44
00:03:06,384 --> 00:03:07,471
I'll come again.
45
00:03:19,215 --> 00:03:20,103
Hey.
46
00:03:20,128 --> 00:03:21,122
Hi.
47
00:03:21,262 --> 00:03:22,386
I was just passing by,
48
00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,133
and I saw you sitting alone.
49
00:03:24,175 --> 00:03:24,611
So,
50
00:03:24,885 --> 00:03:26,868
I was wondering if you could buy me a
51
00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:28,340
I mean, can I buy you a?
52
00:03:39,518 --> 00:03:40,586
Hey, hi!
53
00:03:40,878 --> 00:03:42,923
I was just passing by
and I was also looking
54
00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:44,570
Sit.
55
00:03:45,396 --> 00:03:46,396
Hi.
56
00:03:46,448 --> 00:03:47,448
I'm Mikesh.
57
00:03:47,789 --> 00:03:48,789
And you are?
58
00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:49,905
Tanya.
59
00:03:49,931 --> 00:03:50,626
Tanya!
60
00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,298
Nice to meet you.
61
00:03:52,496 --> 00:03:53,630
Excuse me, madam?
62
00:03:53,751 --> 00:03:55,200
I've been noticing since a while.
63
00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,100
Is this man bothering you?
64
00:03:59,745 --> 00:04:02,278
What are you doing those gestures for?
65
00:04:02,849 --> 00:04:04,416
I'll fuck your aunt ass-hole.
66
00:04:04,441 --> 00:04:05,745
Stop those perverted gestures.
67
00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:07,303
She's my girfriend man!
68
00:04:07,566 --> 00:04:09,233
We are doing a role-play.
69
00:04:09,268 --> 00:04:11,790
I'm playing a bad boy.
70
00:04:21,810 --> 00:04:22,732
Hey, Leelay?
71
00:04:23,753 --> 00:04:25,933
Keep the hockey stick back in the car.
72
00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:28,100
No, no, this man was role-playing.
73
00:04:30,493 --> 00:04:31,564
The woman?
74
00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,881
She's playing a babe.
75
00:04:38,465 --> 00:04:39,465
Come, come.
76
00:04:41,905 --> 00:04:43,315
Let us focus man!
77
00:04:43,642 --> 00:04:44,197
Sorry.
78
00:04:44,222 --> 00:04:46,100
There was a slight misunderstanding.
79
00:04:46,131 --> 00:04:47,676
Firstly, put your phone on silent.
80
00:04:48,147 --> 00:04:49,147
You too, ma'am.
81
00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:51,726
Have been using What's app ever since.
82
00:04:53,548 --> 00:04:54,548
Yes.
83
00:04:54,899 --> 00:04:56,364
Shall we start from the beginning?
84
00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:59,645
Or shall we start one
from here, while sitting?
85
00:04:59,807 --> 00:05:01,706
Alright, so you'll be entering now?
86
00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:02,735
Yes, you should enter once.
87
00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,453
We'll have some variety.
88
00:05:05,794 --> 00:05:06,959
Are you leaving?
89
00:05:08,853 --> 00:05:09,591
Tanu!
90
00:05:12,651 --> 00:05:13,651
Sorry.
91
00:05:13,929 --> 00:05:15,957
I can fix all of this.
92
00:05:16,225 --> 00:05:17,482
We could do one thing.
93
00:05:17,507 --> 00:05:19,147
We'll go down and tease her.
94
00:05:19,322 --> 00:05:20,585
Then you could come like Superman.
95
00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,303
And save her.
96
00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:26,686
You people will never understand art.
97
00:05:30,848 --> 00:05:31,848
Tanu!
98
00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:34,304
Hey, I was acting so well!
99
00:05:34,916 --> 00:05:36,982
We should have decided the
dialogues at home and come.
100
00:05:38,329 --> 00:05:39,359
It'll get dirty.
101
00:05:39,391 --> 00:05:41,257
I have to return it to the
costume store tomorrow.
102
00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:43,482
Tanu. Listen.
103
00:05:43,507 --> 00:05:44,115
I know,
104
00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,280
the role play idea was mine.
105
00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:46,450
But.
106
00:05:48,297 --> 00:05:50,211
I could have come home
dressed as a Firefighter.
107
00:05:50,236 --> 00:05:52,103
Won't that have been better?
108
00:05:54,311 --> 00:05:55,145
Mikesh.
109
00:05:55,286 --> 00:05:57,662
Two weeks after we moved
in, you went to USA.
110
00:05:57,687 --> 00:05:58,826
Did I say anything to you?
111
00:05:58,851 --> 00:05:59,530
No.
112
00:05:59,555 --> 00:06:01,115
You returned two months ago,
113
00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,894
and are going back again in two weeks.
114
00:06:02,919 --> 00:06:04,730
Did I say anything to you?
115
00:06:04,693 --> 00:06:05,748
Day before yesterday, you tell me
116
00:06:05,774 --> 00:06:08,222
that your parents are coming to meet
me tomorrow, for the first time.
117
00:06:08,247 --> 00:06:09,513
Did I say anything?
118
00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:10,286
No.
119
00:06:10,351 --> 00:06:13,921
Today, I'm trying to fulfil
your sci-fi babe fantasy.
120
00:06:13,946 --> 00:06:15,367
You don't even appreciate it.
121
00:06:15,392 --> 00:06:17,822
Instead, you're suggesting
a better plan to me!
122
00:06:21,806 --> 00:06:24,197
Are you getting nervous
because of my parents?
123
00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:26,631
What's there to be worried about?
124
00:06:26,656 --> 00:06:28,989
You've spoken to them on the phone.
125
00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:32,519
I'm meeting them tomorrow
for the first time.
126
00:06:33,955 --> 00:06:37,424
I'll meet them next directly
after a year, at our wedding.
127
00:06:37,447 --> 00:06:38,455
I don't want them to feel
128
00:06:38,471 --> 00:06:41,400
that their son is getting
married to the wrong person.
129
00:06:41,118 --> 00:06:42,585
They like you so much.
130
00:06:42,659 --> 00:06:43,852
Last year, when they went to Sikkim,
131
00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:45,505
didn't they send a Laughing Buddha for you?
132
00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,765
Mikesh, its not just your family.
133
00:06:51,246 --> 00:06:52,753
My family, your family.
134
00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,854
My carreer, your career.
135
00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:56,746
Everything has to be sorted.
136
00:06:56,771 --> 00:06:58,771
And you're leaving in 13 days.
137
00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,851
Sorry.
138
00:07:04,343 --> 00:07:05,677
What else can I say?
139
00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:10,998
Micky, we have a plan
for the next few years
140
00:07:11,142 --> 00:07:12,742
and like tonight, please,
141
00:07:13,426 --> 00:07:15,130
please don't screw it up.
142
00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,337
It's not just for
143
00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:20,439
our happiness, it's for
everyones happiness.
144
00:07:21,235 --> 00:07:22,702
The plan has to work.
145
00:07:24,728 --> 00:07:26,128
Nothing can go wrong.
146
00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:30,378
There's no possibility that anything
147
00:07:32,174 --> 00:07:33,640
What's wrong with you?
148
00:07:35,175 --> 00:07:36,175
Tanu!
149
00:07:38,902 --> 00:07:40,705
I've told you so many times
not to drink alcohol.
150
00:07:40,730 --> 00:07:42,630
You can't digest it.
151
00:07:43,845 --> 00:07:45,411
While people are doing the
'Swachh Bharat Abhiyaan',
152
00:07:45,436 --> 00:07:46,739
you're puking here.
153
00:07:47,173 --> 00:07:48,199
Shut up Mikesh.
154
00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:49,490
Peanuts.
155
00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,494
I didn't even have a drop of alcohol.
156
00:07:54,118 --> 00:07:55,118
So?
157
00:08:00,635 --> 00:08:01,337
Fuck!
158
00:09:51,636 --> 00:09:52,579
What are you doing Pintu!
159
00:09:52,603 --> 00:09:53,859
How much will you pee?
160
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,827
You hardly drink enough
water to pee this often.
161
00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:04,761
We've spoilt everything, Micky.
162
00:10:04,816 --> 00:10:05,790
We're screwed.
163
00:10:08,453 --> 00:10:09,737
There is no chance.
164
00:10:10,136 --> 00:10:11,872
We've always done it safely.
165
00:10:14,721 --> 00:10:16,824
I'd hidden one behind the Odonil packet.
166
00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:19,962
'Safety First' has been
my motto since NCC days.
167
00:10:20,363 --> 00:10:22,452
Condoms have a 5% failure rate.
168
00:10:22,579 --> 00:10:25,147
They also have a 95% success rate.
169
00:10:25,173 --> 00:10:26,810
How can we be that unlucky?
170
00:10:27,228 --> 00:10:28,356
My periods.
171
00:10:28,391 --> 00:10:29,536
I'm 5 days late.
172
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,686
Even when you take antibiotics,
173
00:10:32,711 --> 00:10:33,824
they get late.
174
00:10:33,849 --> 00:10:35,230
By weeks.
175
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:36,642
The pee-stick, Micky.
176
00:10:36,816 --> 00:10:38,924
It said I'm pregnant.
177
00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:42,795
Even when I pissed on it, it said I was pregnant.
178
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,230
How do you stay so positive?
179
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,843
You should have Chavanpraysh.
180
00:10:46,869 --> 00:10:48,304
You don't listen when I tell you.
181
00:10:49,134 --> 00:10:50,580
Still. What if.
182
00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:57,276
What if
183
00:10:57,497 --> 00:10:58,497
I'm
184
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,827
Plus you're leaving soon.
185
00:11:04,569 --> 00:11:06,675
Are you pro-life or pro-choice?
186
00:11:06,786 --> 00:11:07,772
Come on.
187
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,314
No, I'm serious.
188
00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:17,107
I mean we'll do as you say.
189
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,587
You tell me what do we do.
190
00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:19,612
I don't know.
191
00:11:22,736 --> 00:11:24,104
Maybe I'm being a jerk, but
192
00:11:24,129 --> 00:11:25,659
I'm too ambitious.
193
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,384
We had a 5 year plan for all of this.
194
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,521
Now, suddenly
195
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,960
Have you seen our parents?
196
00:11:37,985 --> 00:11:39,852
We are their only priority.
197
00:11:40,937 --> 00:11:43,210
And I'm working too hard
towards being a Brand Manager.
198
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,235
Not a mom.
199
00:11:45,148 --> 00:11:47,485
I don't think I can limit my ambitions,
200
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,910
like our parents did.
201
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,992
Nothing of that sort will happen.
202
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:53,928
Why do you think so negatively?
203
00:11:53,953 --> 00:11:55,608
Think positively and
positive things will happen.
204
00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:57,251
The report is coming in an hour or two.
205
00:11:57,276 --> 00:11:59,165
Think positively about it, and you'll
206
00:11:59,191 --> 00:12:00,230
No,
207
00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:04,525
And your mom just had to come today.
208
00:12:05,318 --> 00:12:07,583
Atleast my mother is coming to meet us.
209
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:09,747
What has your mother ever done for us?
210
00:12:09,825 --> 00:12:12,306
My mom has been dead for 21 years.
211
00:12:13,453 --> 00:12:15,452
Still. Has she ever done anything for us?
212
00:12:16,371 --> 00:12:17,592
Now you don't start.
213
00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:22,466
Can this day get any worse?
214
00:12:26,694 --> 00:12:27,694
Yes.
215
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:31,920
Fuck me.
216
00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:33,677
Here?
217
00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:35,717
Tanu, you always excite me and then
218
00:12:35,742 --> 00:12:36,246
Shut up Mikesh.
219
00:12:36,285 --> 00:12:37,149
Are you not able to understand?
220
00:12:37,169 --> 00:12:38,699
This is the Gynac floor.
221
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,125
Your stomach cannot be checked here.
222
00:12:41,202 --> 00:12:42,202
Please Sir.
223
00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:45,303
There has been some discomfort in my
stomach since a few weeks.
224
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,175
Please check me alongside her.
225
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,392
You cannot get your stomach checked here.
226
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,472
We can only do your wife's check-up here.
227
00:12:51,497 --> 00:12:52,906
Not my wife.
228
00:12:54,577 --> 00:12:55,769
Phulwari.
229
00:12:55,993 --> 00:12:57,714
P for Phulwaari.
230
00:12:58,808 --> 00:12:59,461
Namaste.
231
00:12:59,481 --> 00:13:01,360
So shall I get myself checked too, sir?
232
00:13:01,462 --> 00:13:02,595
Are you pregnant?
233
00:13:03,142 --> 00:13:04,742
Are you bearing a child?
234
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:07,283
No.
235
00:13:07,492 --> 00:13:08,891
I'm not with a child.
236
00:13:08,944 --> 00:13:10,642
Is it compulsary?
237
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:14,539
go to the third floor.
238
00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:15,248
Alright?
239
00:13:15,273 --> 00:13:16,973
You shall find the Physician there.
240
00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:19,658
Get yourself checked and treated.
241
00:13:24,354 --> 00:13:26,746
So will you take my mother inside?
242
00:13:27,646 --> 00:13:28,853
Why do I need to take her?
243
00:13:28,878 --> 00:13:30,484
Sir, she is wearing a Polyster saree.
244
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,318
Can't see through it.
245
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,319
She might hurt herself.
246
00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:34,964
Had it been a Cotton saree,
247
00:13:34,989 --> 00:13:36,679
I wouldn't have bothered you.
248
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,318
Alright.
249
00:13:37,343 --> 00:13:38,343
Please come.
250
00:13:39,225 --> 00:13:40,225
Let's go.
251
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:41,716
Thank you sir.
252
00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:43,463
Micky, if he sees us,
253
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:44,603
I'm not going to talk to you.
254
00:13:44,642 --> 00:13:46,211
Why are you getting so scared?
255
00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:47,609
He's not a monster that will eat us.
256
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,439
Shall we get up or do you
want to stay like this?
257
00:13:53,464 --> 00:13:54,510
He has left.
258
00:13:57,197 --> 00:13:58,464
Hey, Mikesh bhaiya!
259
00:13:58,517 --> 00:13:59,764
Tanya bhabhi!
260
00:14:01,486 --> 00:14:02,486
Go around and come.
261
00:14:03,114 --> 00:14:04,969
You can't come from here.
262
00:14:11,419 --> 00:14:13,745
Mikesh bhaiya, Namaste!
263
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,232
Namaste!
264
00:14:14,257 --> 00:14:15,699
Pranaam bhabhi!
265
00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:18,539
How come both of you are here?
266
00:14:20,978 --> 00:14:21,978
No, no
267
00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:24,930
Mikesh has a headache.
268
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:26,292
Since two days.
269
00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:28,927
Really?
270
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,887
But I've been told to get that checked
one has to go to the third floor.
271
00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:36,334
To get checked here, its
necessary to have a child.
272
00:14:36,636 --> 00:14:37,636
No, no
273
00:14:38,243 --> 00:14:41,669
There is a form in English,
if you fill that then
274
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,410
On the third floor.
275
00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:45,596
Alright.
276
00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:47,532
That's what I was wondering,
277
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:50,720
You two haven't even got married,
how can there be a baby?
278
00:14:50,143 --> 00:14:51,143
I'm an idiot.
279
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:52,846
Dad is calling.
280
00:14:57,536 --> 00:14:58,536
Hello
281
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,310
Yes, dad
282
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,318
Oh, sorry.
283
00:15:17,659 --> 00:15:19,564
Yes, I keep busy with work so
284
00:15:20,491 --> 00:15:21,681
Right.
285
00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:26,298
I don't have a single photograph with you.
286
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:28,367
May I take a couple of selfies with you?
287
00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:30,380
Yes, we're at home.
288
00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:33,564
My voice is echoing because
I'm in the bathroom.
289
00:15:34,939 --> 00:15:37,538
How about a couple of smoking poses?
290
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,896
Have you checked in?
291
00:15:40,928 --> 00:15:42,127
You've landed?
292
00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:45,607
What do you mean by 'a surprise'?
293
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:47,670
Tanu.
294
00:15:49,732 --> 00:15:50,999
We'll have to rush.
295
00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,502
I'm first ! I'm first !
296
00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,518
This is the fourth floor,right?
297
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,227
Yes! I am first.
298
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,197
Look at that.
299
00:16:06,235 --> 00:16:07,671
The old woman came last again.
300
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:10,218
It takes you fifteen minutes
to climb four floors.
301
00:16:10,243 --> 00:16:12,577
You ran without paying the driver.
302
00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,563
Dad happily took the lift.
303
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,297
Someone had to get the luggage, right?
304
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:18,625
Mikesh was gladly coming to the airport.
305
00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:19,577
But no.
306
00:16:19,602 --> 00:16:21,563
Who gives a surprise by coming 2 hours earlier?!
307
00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:25,586
The world has changed by leaps and bounds.
You're still stuck in Old Palaise.
308
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:29,332
Who has the time for planned
surprises these days?
309
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,520
This is how its done.
310
00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:32,348
You feel like giving a
surprise, and surprise!
311
00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:33,894
What will Tanya think?
312
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,356
'We haven't even got married...
313
00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:37,105
and they have already arrived uninformed.
314
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,466
What will they do later?'
It doesn't look good.
315
00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:40,250
Lata, you're soon to be her mother-in-law.
316
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,394
and you'll become friends
with her!
317
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:47,255
Of course and as if your mother was like my best friend!
Shall I remind you?
318
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,380
Come on! Don't let such old
matters hurt your ego.
319
00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:53,807
Mr. Agarwal stays on the seventh floor.
320
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:55,643
I was here in '98.
321
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,890
Dad!
322
00:16:57,903 --> 00:16:59,256
Dad.
323
00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:00,521
Sorry!
324
00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:01,939
He's with us.
325
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,486
We're in Bombay.
326
00:17:04,512 --> 00:17:05,324
What?
327
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,572
We're in Bombay, Dad. Bombay!
328
00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:12,494
We've come to Mumbai. Miku's house.
329
00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:13,371
Miku?!
330
00:17:13,402 --> 00:17:14,105
Yes.
331
00:17:14,392 --> 00:17:16,526
The one whose funeral we went to last week?
332
00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:19,767
Where they served unripe
papaya in the Dal Khichdi?
333
00:17:19,823 --> 00:17:21,900
Dad! The things you say!
334
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:25,524
It was Mehta Uncle's dog's
funeral, we were attending.
335
00:17:26,766 --> 00:17:28,419
That's what I was wondering.
336
00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:30,184
Why would we bury Miku in a sack?
337
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:32,938
I beg of you,
338
00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:35,119
we're meeting our soon to be daughter-in
-law for the first time,
339
00:17:35,144 --> 00:17:37,627
Please don't let her feel she's
getting married into a mad-house.
340
00:17:37,652 --> 00:17:41,173
Even though she will
find out the truth soon enough.
341
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,634
I'm coming in two minutes.
Will you please open the door?
342
00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:47,956
You said you were going to pee.
343
00:17:47,982 --> 00:17:48,947
Why are you shaving?
344
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:53,325
I better shave and look like a gentleman.
345
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:54,622
You make them sit.
346
00:17:54,663 --> 00:17:55,406
Yes, of course.
347
00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:57,930
I'll make them sit, offer tea.
348
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,344
And when the doctor calls
fifteen minutes later,
349
00:17:59,387 --> 00:18:02,110
I'll sit down with them and decide
the name of our child as well. Okay?
350
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:02,846
Tanu.
351
00:18:02,871 --> 00:18:03,933
Don't jump the gun.
352
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,343
Sorry, wrong example.
353
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:09,390
Mikesh, I might be pregnant.
354
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:15,711
and if I made a priority list right now,
355
00:18:15,736 --> 00:18:18,167
your stubble would be at the
absolute fucking bottom.
356
00:18:18,207 --> 00:18:19,933
Tanu, listen to me.
357
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:22,298
Do you know if you look in every nook
358
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:25,431
and corner of this house,
359
00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:28,128
what will you find?
360
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:31,950
Your love for me?
361
00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:32,789
No.
362
00:18:33,174 --> 00:18:34,174
Condoms.
363
00:18:34,674 --> 00:18:36,607
Because I never take chances.
364
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,444
Do you remember the day I got a bonus?
365
00:18:39,588 --> 00:18:40,735
We were in the kitchen.
366
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,892
We were together. But
367
00:18:42,369 --> 00:18:44,436
there was something between us.
368
00:18:44,869 --> 00:18:46,785
Tanu, there is no way
369
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,993
that I have fertilised your eggs.
370
00:18:49,991 --> 00:18:51,195
Your eggs are secure.
371
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,620
Don't worry about all this.
372
00:18:53,161 --> 00:18:54,161
Ok?
373
00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:01,745
I forgot to pee.
374
00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:16,865
Uncle, aunty, please come in.
375
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:19,454
You took so long to open the door.
Were you racing?
376
00:19:19,479 --> 00:19:21,408
Looks like you came first!
377
00:19:21,433 --> 00:19:22,697
No, it's slightly hot so,
378
00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:24,152
Alright.
379
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,556
Get the bags.
380
00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:43,570
No, it's alright. Please don't.
381
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:47,318
No, please.
382
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:50,802
He is,
383
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:52,357
Mikesh's grandfather.
384
00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:53,680
Namaste.
385
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:56,170
I don't have a problem,
you may touch my feet.
386
00:19:59,884 --> 00:20:00,884
She is,
387
00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:03,572
Mikesh's fiance.
388
00:20:03,598 --> 00:20:05,293
This time when he returns from America,
389
00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:06,759
they plan to get married.
390
00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:13,920
Sadhana, the actress?
391
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,480
Or is she a relative of yours?
392
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,153
No,
393
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,706
she is a maid at our house.
394
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:21,660
Actually, his eyesight has
also started deteriorating.
395
00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:23,116
How are you?
396
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,207
You've become quite fair!
397
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,233
Of course!
398
00:20:27,403 --> 00:20:29,974
The cream that you send for your mother,
399
00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:31,214
is actually used by me.
400
00:20:31,239 --> 00:20:32,187
Why don't you have a seat?
401
00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:32,977
I've bought such great furniture.
402
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,103
how are you?
403
00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:40,936
Why don't you ask your mother?
404
00:20:41,124 --> 00:20:43,134
She's put me in an 8x4 room,
405
00:20:43,378 --> 00:20:45,321
along with a 15inch televison.
406
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:51,432
How will a man who watches
Doordarshan 24x7 survive?
407
00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:53,372
I had no idea Grandpa was also coming.
408
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:55,404
We didn't know either.
409
00:20:55,508 --> 00:20:57,200
That's how he has become.
410
00:20:57,144 --> 00:20:59,956
Everytime we plan to leave for
someplace, he comes up with a cough.
411
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,137
Says, 'I have a few days left to live,
412
00:21:02,264 --> 00:21:03,464
make me meet Miku'
413
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,871
So, we had to get him along.
414
00:21:05,858 --> 00:21:08,406
if you light an incense stick in a closed room,
415
00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:10,965
one will end up coughing the entire night.
416
00:21:11,776 --> 00:21:13,462
I don't like incense sticks.
417
00:21:13,521 --> 00:21:15,388
I don't want incense sticks.
418
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:18,188
Just because I'm old, they put it.
419
00:21:20,142 --> 00:21:22,437
Every night, this soap opera starts off at our house.
420
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:23,651
I keep watching it.
421
00:21:23,687 --> 00:21:24,687
I enjoy.
422
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,210
Forget that.
423
00:21:28,294 --> 00:21:30,339
Tell me, did you fially meet Tanya?!
424
00:21:30,364 --> 00:21:32,970
Miku, she opened the door,
425
00:21:32,141 --> 00:21:33,874
of course, we met her.
426
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,427
So?
427
00:21:35,784 --> 00:21:37,851
What do you think of my choice?
428
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:49,745
She's very good.
429
00:21:50,704 --> 00:21:51,770
She's beautiful.
430
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,277
You are very beautiful.
431
00:21:54,717 --> 00:21:56,117
You are too gorgeous.
432
00:21:56,289 --> 00:21:57,310
Very good.
433
00:21:58,389 --> 00:22:00,255
There's no need to thank me.
434
00:22:00,337 --> 00:22:02,337
If you are beautiful, you are.
435
00:22:05,142 --> 00:22:06,990
Alright, she understood.
436
00:22:06,206 --> 00:22:07,222
You did, didn't you?
437
00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:08,423
That is what I am saying.
438
00:22:08,472 --> 00:22:09,939
She is very beautiful.
439
00:22:10,484 --> 00:22:13,884
You must be tired, I'll get some tea for everybody.
440
00:22:16,621 --> 00:22:19,354
You're not just beautiful on the outside,
441
00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:22,407
you're as beautiful from the inside.
442
00:22:23,721 --> 00:22:25,187
We'll surely have tea.
443
00:22:25,361 --> 00:22:26,230
I'll come help you.
444
00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:27,260
No, please.
445
00:22:27,871 --> 00:22:30,138
Get used to calling her 'mom' now.
446
00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:35,985
no sugar in my tea,
447
00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:37,139
no milk in mine,
448
00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:38,666
no tea leaves in mine.
449
00:23:10,644 --> 00:23:11,405
Hi, Doctor.
450
00:23:11,513 --> 00:23:12,913
This is Tanya Nagpal.
451
00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,432
I'd come to you in the morning for
452
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:18,979
Yes, my reports are due.
453
00:23:24,248 --> 00:23:25,381
I got a new jacket,
454
00:23:25,429 --> 00:23:26,829
the John Travolta one
455
00:23:29,111 --> 00:23:30,111
So, she said,
456
00:23:30,136 --> 00:23:31,203
'Hi, I'm Monica'
457
00:23:32,754 --> 00:23:34,286
How could she say that?
458
00:23:34,521 --> 00:23:37,230
If it would have been me, I'd
have said I am Bill Clinton.
459
00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:40,512
Do you know whats going on?
460
00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:41,774
Where you are?
461
00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,270
What is going to happen?
462
00:23:43,295 --> 00:23:44,100
Do you have a clue?
463
00:23:44,169 --> 00:23:45,169
What happenend?
464
00:23:45,321 --> 00:23:47,920
Mikku isn't buying a bottle of shampoo,
465
00:23:50,477 --> 00:23:52,459
For the rest of her life this girl will
466
00:23:56,599 --> 00:23:57,599
Grandpa!
467
00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:00,520
Switch it on.
468
00:24:04,968 --> 00:24:06,701
I am going to take a dump.
469
00:24:06,716 --> 00:24:08,814
Is there a problem with that too, now?
470
00:24:08,844 --> 00:24:10,152
I'll quit eating from tomorrow.
471
00:24:10,256 --> 00:24:11,886
Then, there will be no problem.
472
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,861
Please go a bit softly.
473
00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:15,949
Is it my fault,
474
00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:19,763
that they have a lame dining table?
475
00:24:19,837 --> 00:24:22,830
So much for working in a private company.
476
00:24:22,142 --> 00:24:24,742
Look at the cheap table that they have.
477
00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:44,302
I'll be back in a minute.
478
00:24:45,412 --> 00:24:46,412
Tanu.
479
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:50,865
You were in the mood.
480
00:24:50,998 --> 00:24:52,697
You threw the food off the table.
481
00:24:52,746 --> 00:24:54,591
Then we had to have Poha at night.
482
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,600
That day, I forgot to
483
00:24:57,686 --> 00:24:58,819
He's saying that,
484
00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:00,132
I tested positive
485
00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:02,651
and the reports are on the way.
486
00:25:02,690 --> 00:25:04,223
He's sending them here?
487
00:25:04,702 --> 00:25:05,969
Let me talk to her.
488
00:25:12,356 --> 00:25:14,756
Why are you sending the report home?
489
00:25:15,257 --> 00:25:16,257
With whom?
490
00:25:17,512 --> 00:25:19,460
But I am the boyfriend.
491
00:25:20,169 --> 00:25:23,835
What do you mean by 'you never know with young people'?
492
00:25:24,134 --> 00:25:28,202
Just because someone showed you a
selfie, implies he is the boyfriend?
493
00:25:28,212 --> 00:25:29,212
Which selfie?
494
00:26:02,191 --> 00:26:03,858
You're not Mikesh bhaiya.
495
00:26:04,847 --> 00:26:06,605
Has he kept a paying guest?
496
00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:08,103
I am Mikesh's father.
497
00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:10,283
Don't look like it, do I?
498
00:26:10,308 --> 00:26:10,978
No.
499
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,570
Namaste uncle.
500
00:26:12,762 --> 00:26:13,829
I am Purshottam.
501
00:26:14,451 --> 00:26:16,918
I have come directly from the temple.
502
00:26:16,922 --> 00:26:18,788
And I'm here with good news.
503
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,675
I was hungry so I ate one
504
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:22,699
Hey, Mikesh bhaiya!
505
00:26:22,724 --> 00:26:23,791
He is our agent.
506
00:26:23,945 --> 00:26:25,412
He has some good news.
507
00:26:25,781 --> 00:26:27,714
Yes, he got us this house too.
508
00:26:27,899 --> 00:26:29,334
Please come, we'll talk peacefully.
509
00:26:29,384 --> 00:26:31,239
I've left brokery uncle, I'm a driver now.
510
00:26:31,396 --> 00:26:33,620
Take the ladoos from him.
511
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,235
What are you doing ?
512
00:26:37,255 --> 00:26:39,208
You say whatever comes to your mind.
513
00:26:39,238 --> 00:26:40,976
What is there to feel shy about?
514
00:26:45,302 --> 00:26:47,569
Customers give us a 5 star rating.
515
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,139
We make loads of money.
516
00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,460
I'm talking about the reports.
517
00:26:55,966 --> 00:26:57,274
I understand everything.
518
00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,257
You have a headache
because of this tension.
519
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:04,104
I also got Disprin for you
from the medical store.
520
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:05,497
What are you doing?
521
00:27:07,717 --> 00:27:08,717
Dad
522
00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:09,801
we were racing.
523
00:27:10,227 --> 00:27:13,770
The ladoos will fall, there will be ants everywhere.
524
00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:14,109
My son!
525
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:15,667
Come on! Buck up!
526
00:27:15,979 --> 00:27:16,979
Kill him!
527
00:27:28,317 --> 00:27:29,317
Tanya
528
00:27:34,937 --> 00:27:35,937
I thought I should
529
00:27:36,314 --> 00:27:37,314
help you.
530
00:27:37,398 --> 00:27:38,930
No, please. I'll do it.
531
00:27:44,341 --> 00:27:45,199
It's hot, isn't it?
532
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,148
Yes.
533
00:27:46,187 --> 00:27:47,520
You must be feeling hot.
534
00:27:47,838 --> 00:27:50,324
No, you've been the one making the tea.
535
00:27:57,463 --> 00:28:00,596
To tell you the truth, even I'm a bit worrried.
536
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:02,613
I mean,
537
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:07,900
Even his grandmother,
538
00:28:07,965 --> 00:28:10,697
passed away a few years after my marriage.
539
00:28:12,593 --> 00:28:15,717
So even I don't have much experience with this.
540
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:16,777
Me neither.
541
00:28:22,647 --> 00:28:23,847
Yes, Miku told me.
542
00:28:27,842 --> 00:28:30,109
Who used to buy your clothes then?
543
00:28:30,147 --> 00:28:31,147
Me.
544
00:28:38,824 --> 00:28:40,757
Shall I ask you something?
545
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,521
You may find it a bit odd.
546
00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:47,935
What did you see in Mikesh?
547
00:28:47,975 --> 00:28:50,308
Why are you getting married to him?
548
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:53,832
I'm not being negative.
549
00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:56,910
After all, I am his mother.
550
00:28:56,537 --> 00:28:57,537
I mean,
551
00:28:57,611 --> 00:29:00,316
I had an arranged marriage, so it makes sense.
552
00:29:00,443 --> 00:29:01,576
But, why are you?
553
00:29:03,588 --> 00:29:04,721
Aunty, he's nice.
554
00:29:05,557 --> 00:29:06,885
No, let me tell you about myself.
555
00:29:06,944 --> 00:29:09,344
I didn't want to get married.
556
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:12,850
Not just to him, but not to anyone.
557
00:29:12,872 --> 00:29:15,488
I wanted to take a B.Ed degree and get a job.
558
00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:17,595
But my family, of course,
559
00:29:17,647 --> 00:29:20,293
wanted to marry me off
as early as possible.
560
00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:21,524
I resisted a lot.
561
00:29:22,158 --> 00:29:24,940
I went on a hunger strike for 3-4 days.
562
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,447
But they didn't budge.
563
00:29:26,494 --> 00:29:27,494
So, then?
564
00:29:27,763 --> 00:29:28,744
Then,
565
00:29:28,788 --> 00:29:30,986
I agreed. I got married.
566
00:29:32,226 --> 00:29:34,560
But Mikesh said, you used to teach.
567
00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:37,183
No, I did the course after marriage.
568
00:29:37,835 --> 00:29:39,534
I was carrying Mikku in my final year.
569
00:29:39,622 --> 00:29:42,170
I delivered one week before my viva exam.
570
00:29:42,195 --> 00:29:43,662
So how did you manage?
571
00:29:43,733 --> 00:29:45,800
Pregnancy, studies and everything else?
572
00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,463
I really wanted to, so I managed.
573
00:29:48,303 --> 00:29:50,227
My grandmother always used to say,
574
00:29:51,126 --> 00:29:52,444
People who make excuses
get carried away,
575
00:29:52,479 --> 00:29:54,514
and people who want to
do something, do it.
576
00:29:54,573 --> 00:29:55,573
So I did it.
577
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,670
Didn't you ever plan a baby?
578
00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:00,134
Plan?
579
00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:05,637
Does his father look like someone with a plan?
580
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:07,596
No.
581
00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:09,510
But, when
582
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:11,850
Mikesh was growing up
583
00:30:12,719 --> 00:30:14,519
you must have had problems.
584
00:30:15,171 --> 00:30:17,437
Yes, there were a lot of problems.
585
00:30:17,739 --> 00:30:18,739
For instance,
586
00:30:19,155 --> 00:30:21,605
in the morning when he had to go to school,
587
00:30:21,704 --> 00:30:25,424
I had to make him ready, get
ready myself and get his dad ready.
588
00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:26,483
There were many times when
589
00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:29,308
I used to pack the wrong books in his bag.
590
00:30:29,487 --> 00:30:31,713
He used to get a thrashing in school because of me.
591
00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:34,485
When he was mischievous at home,
592
00:30:34,511 --> 00:30:35,678
I never used to beat him up.
593
00:30:36,499 --> 00:30:40,990
I just packed the wrong books in his bag the next day.
594
00:30:41,155 --> 00:30:43,555
This way, I used to outsource the beating.
595
00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:45,244
He never found out?
596
00:30:49,338 --> 00:30:50,338
For instance,
597
00:30:51,213 --> 00:30:53,800
as a child he used to think,
598
00:30:53,137 --> 00:30:54,875
that his mother doesn't eat food.
599
00:30:54,924 --> 00:30:56,281
He used to tell his friends,
600
00:30:56,311 --> 00:30:58,311
that 'my mother gives me food,
601
00:30:58,352 --> 00:31:00,990
and then washes the dishes and sleeps.
602
00:31:00,139 --> 00:31:02,500
I've never seen her eating.'
603
00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:03,606
He used to actually think,
604
00:31:03,631 --> 00:31:06,175
that I quell my hunger by seeing him eat.
605
00:31:07,487 --> 00:31:10,354
I mean, till you don't have your own kids,
606
00:31:10,456 --> 00:31:12,188
you think your parents are god.
607
00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:15,954
And how they sacrifice so much for their kids.
608
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:23,161
if Mikku had to be fed, his mother
used to eat quickly, while cooking.
609
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,725
Maybe you hadn't paid attention, but
610
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:30,172
when she had to,
611
00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:31,270
had her lunch.
612
00:31:32,634 --> 00:31:34,567
So why did you quit teaching?
613
00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:36,926
I started taking tuitions.
614
00:31:40,496 --> 00:31:44,470
Wearing a saree in Indore, in that heat
615
00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:49,996
If I tell you something, you woundn't tell anyone?
616
00:31:50,964 --> 00:31:52,319
No. Tell me.
617
00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:54,280
Shall I really tell you?
618
00:31:57,436 --> 00:31:58,436
No, I promise.
619
00:32:02,114 --> 00:32:03,114
So,
620
00:32:03,482 --> 00:32:04,653
the thing is,
621
00:32:05,856 --> 00:32:06,856
from the start,
622
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,546
I didn't like wearing a bra at all.
623
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,365
Even today when the
tuition gets over,
624
00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:16,908
I quickly go and unhook it.
625
00:32:16,996 --> 00:32:17,996
What?!
626
00:32:19,115 --> 00:32:20,257
I feel so comfortable.
627
00:32:20,316 --> 00:32:21,716
And nobody finds out.
628
00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:22,835
What if someone comes from outside?
629
00:32:22,855 --> 00:32:23,694
So what?
630
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:24,734
I quickly wear a shawl
631
00:32:24,759 --> 00:32:27,260
or go and hook it in the bathroom.
632
00:32:27,122 --> 00:32:29,456
Mikesh's dad doesn't know till date.
633
00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:32,845
He asks me why I go to the
bathroom evertime Mr. Gupta comes.
634
00:32:32,913 --> 00:32:35,380
So I tell him, it's Mr. Gupta's face.
635
00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,433
It reminds me of the bathroom.
636
00:32:38,627 --> 00:32:39,627
Tanu.
637
00:32:40,629 --> 00:32:41,629
I
638
00:32:45,102 --> 00:32:46,102
Tanya,
639
00:32:46,889 --> 00:32:49,281
wanted to talk to you about something.
640
00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:50,521
Go, talk to Mikku.
641
00:32:52,192 --> 00:32:53,266
I'll sieve the tea. Go.
642
00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:54,931
Yes.
643
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:56,874
Come.
644
00:33:10,794 --> 00:33:11,821
Tanu.
645
00:33:14,183 --> 00:33:15,183
Look.
646
00:33:15,209 --> 00:33:17,760
I know we've caused a blunder.
647
00:33:17,406 --> 00:33:21,273
We shouldn't have watched Fifty
Shades of Grey that night.
648
00:33:22,455 --> 00:33:23,788
We'll figure it out.
649
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,931
We'll find a good doctor and
650
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:27,605
handle it.
651
00:33:28,138 --> 00:33:29,138
Mikesh, wait.
652
00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:32,517
I don't know.
653
00:33:35,228 --> 00:33:36,228
I don't think
654
00:33:41,381 --> 00:33:43,714
I know it changes our existing plan completely
655
00:33:46,675 --> 00:33:49,457
But, let's just think about this possibility.
656
00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:58,420
No, I'm obviously still pro-choice.
657
00:33:59,185 --> 00:34:00,562
Let's just calm down.
658
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,622
Sit down.
659
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,454
And let's talk about the choice.
660
00:34:03,533 --> 00:34:04,799
Don't get tensed.
661
00:34:04,929 --> 00:34:07,500
I'll cancel my trip to the U.S.
662
00:34:07,185 --> 00:34:09,518
In fact, I'll just call my boss and
663
00:34:10,172 --> 00:34:11,571
tell him I accidently fertilised your eggs.
664
00:34:11,699 --> 00:34:12,699
No, no
665
00:34:15,830 --> 00:34:17,163
Let us first decide.
666
00:34:18,272 --> 00:34:19,272
Until then,
667
00:34:19,454 --> 00:34:20,587
no one can know.
668
00:34:20,801 --> 00:34:21,801
Please, nobody.
669
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,719
Yes, that's right.
670
00:34:23,985 --> 00:34:25,585
Especially your parents.
671
00:34:26,277 --> 00:34:29,277
Please, they can not
know about my pregnancy.
672
00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:33,197
We won't tell anyone. No one
is pregnant in this house. That's it.
673
00:34:47,362 --> 00:34:48,362
Grandpa,
674
00:34:48,397 --> 00:34:49,842
would you like something with your tea?
675
00:34:49,871 --> 00:34:51,804
Bikaneri Bhujia or something?
676
00:34:54,978 --> 00:34:55,978
Lata!
677
00:34:56,306 --> 00:34:59,401
Our daughter-in-law is pregnant!
678
00:35:00,624 --> 00:35:02,890
Lata, she is pregnant!
44628
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof