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We've been skyping for the past 3 years!

I came to India twice. We went to shivsagar!

You were savouring those malai koftas

I'm not saying no, but I'm not saying yes either.

I told someone else before telling you

wedding can't happen...

But you both can live together if you want to

I think I have the right to marry whoever I want to get married to.

and Papa I don't know yet, if I actually love him or not!

If you live together, then she eventually will

It was open? No problem

Have some

It's veg right?

spit it!

Tanya...

Have this pastry and go.

Tanya!

Tanu, man! what is this? it's 7:30

Who sleeps till 7:30 on a Sunday?

We have to go for 8:30's morning show. Wake up!

We'll have breakfast in the mall only.

Then we'll go to the Sewree side.Tiwari told me there is an amazing fort over there.

We'll see the fort there and have dinner there itself.

There is a Dhabaa , that has very sexy veg Manchurians.

12 pieces a plate, You'll have 6 and I'll have 6.

That's it! Mikesh. that's it!

Enough!

What's wrong with you?

I'll go crazy!

You want me to go crazy?

I never react like this Mikesh.

But right now, I am feel like the fucking hulk!.

I am always angry!

Just stop it OK!

Stop it!

Sorry! You can have the Manchurian, I'll have the soup, why are you getting angry?

Just stop it!

Hey! Bansal ji!

I was just going to the shop, thought of dropping by! How are you?

Have you paid last month's electricity bill?

Ya, ya. I did it long back! Please come in.

Tanya! how are you?

I'm good. How are you? Good good. I got your shower fixed. is it working now?

Ya, actually. this morning there was some...

Ok Ritu, are you going to pay the rent this month or the next one. because it's already past 30th.

I told you, I'll get my salalry cheque on 10th.

ya ok ok. No problem

The walls are looking great with the paint job right?

What's that stain? Look.

No actually, that's just the rain causing the paint to...

No problem, I'll just take it out of the deposit.

Ok Ritu,Tell me something,

You have boys coming over here?

Boys?

No no bansal ji.

Ya, I know. There wont be.

But the watchman was telling me, that they do!

umm....Friends!

Friends! exactly! that's what I told him!

Even if they come, they must have left by 10.

But he was telling me, they stay over!

No.no. even girls dont stay over.

See tani. I don't have a problem.

I am very open minded. I had a love marriage myself!

But the society has a little issue.

Now yesterday some people littered in front of the secretary's flat.

And people were asking me!

I told them, ritu and tanya are not that kind of girls.

If they were, I would have thrown them out!

No no. I need to say that! It's the society's issue.

You need a roof over your heads right?

So please be a little careful.

Ok. It's time for me to leave. But you take care. ok?

ok then, - Bye.

What a fool!

Tanya

See

I know, even i have made a mistake. but,

Mikesh,

This is too much!

But Tanya, where will I go? Even Tiwari is in Bangalore

Mikesh, did you not hear what bansal said?

But, how will Bansal know, where Tiwari is?

Ok, it's just not bansal ok?

Ritu, must feel so awkward.Why should she suffer?

Ok and rit...

What about Ritu's boyfriend staying over 4 days a week?

Ya. ok. he stays, but he never bothers me. ok.

Never!

Hey Tanya! Ritu's looking for you!

Excuse me.

There's no space

Want some?

It's 9:30 in the morning.

The wine shop will open at 11. We'll get more.

Thanks Laksman. But no.

Leo! Call me Leo.

Double "L"- E-O

What happened? You guys were fighting last night.

Is she asking you to leave?

You..It reached you room?

No.Your door was open. I stood there and heard everything.

I know the feeling bro! So what did you decide?

I don't really have an option now. do I? I'll look for a new apartment.

It's not that easy to find a place in this city.

They don't even allow bachelors in!

I've been in Mumbai for 7 years now.

But not a single broker has shown me a decent place to stay.

I am looking at house in a decent society.

They give a virtual tour

Look, the white marble in the kitchen is good. isn't it?

House on a tablet?

Bro, you won't get a house in this city without a broker.

You can stay with them

And don't say thanks.

Thanks Laksman!

Double "L"-E-O

Thanks.

Tanya, don't feel guilty.

He'll move into a new house, get a little independence

and forget all about the marriage.

But Ritu, I also feel responsible for him na!.

Honestly I don't feel like sending him far.

Don't be so weak.

You are a strong independent woman right?

You need to find a man, who can take care of himself.

Babe,

Can I have 20 bucks? I need to show Mikesh, Krish's apartment.

It's in my bag.

Show Mikesh..what? Why?

I am moving in with his friends. Any problem?

Why? so fast?

Why don't you come along?

Every one keeps asking about you.

They are really fond of you

But I've never met them

They are really fond of you.

They are amazing people yaar!

They are very cool guys!

Hi. Hi guys.

Everyone! this is Tanya and Mikhesh

And Mikesh is going to be your new flatmate.

Say hi everyone!

Come bro! I'll show you the master bathroom

Shit man! Uncle got Diarrhoea again!

Isn't it a little too small?

So, sit on the pot and take a bath!

Everyone does that. good way to multi task.

And don't worry about emergencies.There are railway tracks 2 blocks away.

Cool.

Mikesh! Can we please discuss this?

Ya.

Excuse me, she needs to come.

No. No here..

I'll go from..

Mikesh, lets go from here. No need to stay here.

But there are issues in your house, bansal ji has a problem,

Ritu has a problem.

I'll handle it. you wont be able to stay here. Lets go.

It'll pass. It's okay

Mikesh! just because I wanted you to move out, you want to stay here and make me feel bad. right?

No. I can stay here.

What face? this is my normal face.

You think.you'll...

stay with there ass holes and I'll feel really guilty. right?

Sorry Laksman!

Call me Leo.

Mikesh what do you want? huh?

That I folds my hands say I'm sorry, I love you and take you from here?

No no You don't have to fold your hands and all.Just say it.

Even humans forgive if you apologise, I'm just God.

sorry I got confused.

OK so if this is how it's going to be, then enjoy your new house!

Enjoy bro! And I'm taking your charger.

Hey Charger! I mean Tanya.

Bye guys!

Tanya!...

She left.

She'll be back.

She'll be back in a while.

I'll sit down

You took a bath?

You want to peel the potato?

Try it

Ok I'll do it

Tanya!

Sorry.

Bye guys

Finally we are together

I love you!

Do you love me?

I know you do.

I think she does

What happened?

Hi! Good evening Bansal ji!

Who are these Haider and Maqbool?

Just good friends. Actually for a quite get together

Nice little get together you guys have,

secretary sir showed me.

Hello.

Hi.

Hi Tanu! I knew you would call.

Very funny. Look up.

Where?

9th floor.

1 minute.

4,5,6. No..

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9..

Some aunty is standing there.

That's me you idiot!

Oh sorry!

Bansal ji left?

Ritu is talking to him. Where will you go?

I don't know. I stay in some hotel.

Then let's see

Mikki I'm really worried.

Why are you worried?

Don't worry!

You take all the tensions from your head..and throw them at me

What?

Ya..put you hand on your head,

Keep it!

Now pull the worries...

Did you do it?

Now roll it!

Now throw them at me.

What is this nonsense?

What's nonsense.

See your worries,

I've put them in my pocket.

Now go sleep peacefully

It was a long distance relationship before.

Now again it's the same way.

I'll call you tomorrow morning.

Mikki, I...

I'll wait for your call.

Bye

Eat fast, because dinner might get a little late there.

No no. we are not the wedding guests.

We spoke to your father on phone.

Girdhari ji! Me Mikesh.

I mean he is Girdhari ji, I am Mikesh. And she...

we want to see your house