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- Hello?
- Hi Tanu! What are you doing?
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- What's the time?
-uh..It's 7:30.
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-Where? There or in India?
- In India.
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- Tell me. What are you doing?
- Frying pakodes
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- Are you still having oily food?
Didn't the doctor tell you not to?
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- Mikesh, it's 7:30 in the
morning yaar, what is this?
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Sorry
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I just wanted to say Good Morning
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- Hm. ok. Good Morning.
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- FUCK!
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-Girlfriend.
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- Got a little upset.
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- How are you?
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- You need to make an entry
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- I'm not going jogging today, you go!
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- Ritu..Ritu. We have a major situation! Mikesh is in India!
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What are you blabbering
about early morning?
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He's joining from next month.
He's in the US right now.
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No! Trust me! I know he's here!
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Garbage?
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Mikesh.
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Why would he surprise you like this?
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It's not even your birthday and
Valentine's day is also gone.
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Go back to sleep, man.
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That's what I'm terrified of!
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This can mean only one thing!
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Are you serious?
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NO!
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I'm just not ready, yaar!
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Then say No.
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No no no no no
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I can't!
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I can't hurt his feelings.
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Tanya!
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Oye!
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What if he just came to meet you?
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If I know him right,
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Then he's right outside the door,
on his knees, with a ring in his hand.
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You've been in a long
distance relationship for 3 years,
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and you both dated for
just a month before that
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Why would anyone
propose like this?
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You're overthinking.
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I know him!
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The first thing he'll say to me after coming back to India is...
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Will you marry me?
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Just relax. Calm down. Open.
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Go go.
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Madam, please tie up the garbage bag.
The cat litters everything.
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801?
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801!
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901!
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Ass !!!
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Mikesh?
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Tanya!
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Tanya Nagpal,
will you marry me?
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Mikesh! Move to the side a bit.
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Sorry.
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So?
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How did you like the surprise?
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It was great. right?
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ya..umm
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Actually... umm...
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Mikesh...
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About that...
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We need to talk.
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We have all the time we need
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Won't you make your future husband some tea?
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Ok.
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Hey! Ruchi!
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Wassup?
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Heard a lot about you.
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Hi.
"Ritu"!
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Mikesh..
"Ritu" is a girl's name!
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Can I speak to you for a minute?
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We'll be back in two minutes?
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What's all this about tea and stuff?
When are you going to tell him?
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Ritu! He just arrived.
I'll tell him after lunch.
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After lunch? At the pace he's moving, you'll have two kids by then.
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Hey guys!
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Wassup?
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We are talking about sanitary pads...
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Cool.
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It's a sexy flat!
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Woah, Donald Duck!
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How much do you get one for?
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Umm.. Mikesh,
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Ya. Tell me!
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Actually, there's this...er...
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Er...
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I'll just go!
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I'll go.
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She's great, man.
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Is she single?
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Should I introduce her to Tiwari?
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Mikesh,
Everything's happening really fast.
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Don't worry, there is time. We'll first
have lunch and then go check out the house.
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Check out the house?
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Yeah!
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We'll shift into a new house after
we get married, right?
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See.
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These are all 2 BHKs
in the 35K range
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This one's 2 and a half BHK
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We can turn the half room into a prayer room.
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Mikesh! Are you serious?
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There is no way,
I am going go look for houses with you!
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I don't want to go!
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NO!
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I am not going to go anywhere
today to look for houses. Ok?
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Please! No! No way!
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NO!
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Not at all!
Thanks!
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The flat is good.
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Its a very good flat Mikesh.
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Look this is a window.
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There is a park outside the window.
- Come, come inside.
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There are trees in the park.
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One is a Neem tree and the other is a guava tree.
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Dont pluck the guavas from the guava tree;
The gardener beats the shit out of you.
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Come inside
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You hold this, and give this to me.
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You check all the switches
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- Come, come
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Here is another window
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From this one, every tuesday, you can see the vegetable market
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This is Govind
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He is a painter and mechanic.
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And also my uncle's son.
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Uncle, Govind and guavas are all fine, but would you tell me more about the flat?
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Where is the kitchen?
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Oh, the kitchen?
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Yeah
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Govind, did you break the kitchen?
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Purshottam ji, how long have you been doing this?
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And before that?
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Actually my father is suffering from piles.
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Normally he's the one who looks after everything
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I am studying in a polytechnic
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Oh. Cool!
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Purshottam ji. May we talk?
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Yes. Go ahead.
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No not with you. Between ourselves.
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Us.. Some personal discussion.
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Ohh.. Personal discussion.
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Govind, lets leave. They have to talk
- Go ahead with your personal discussion.
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Mikesh. This needs to stop.
Just listen to me for two minutes, please.
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Yeah, tell me.
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Mikesh I have thought a lot about this.
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And I feel that...
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Tell me
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35K rent is too much for this flat, right?
I mean, we should look for another flat
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Yes! Even I feel the same.
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And there are bachelors around. We
should live in a society with families.
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This whitewash... I'll have to wash my hands
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Is there a bathroom, or did they break that too?
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Tanu, did you fall down ?
- No, I am ok.
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Cool
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Would you have tea ma'am?
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It's hot
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Where is Sir?
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Hey Tanya
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Tanya
- Sir, would you have tea ?
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Please open the lock from outside.
I am unable to unlock it
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I think I am stuck
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Ok. One minuite.
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Oh yes. Daddy had told me
that the knob doesn't work.
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Did the knob inside break ?
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The knob has broken.
How do I come out now?
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Why are you telling me all this now?
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I thought he had peed at his place.
Who uses the washroom and a strangers place.
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Tanya, please call someone
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Yes. One minute.
- What do we do?
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Now what? I have
even sent off Govind
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He will be back at night.
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Even the tea will get cold by then.
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Should I drink it?
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Tanya...
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Mikesh, do you have my phone?
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Yes.
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Google the carpenter's number.
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There is no network in the bathroom.
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At least call the gaurd.
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Madam...
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I owe him some money...
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Oh.. I'll go with you then.
- Mikesh, I'll be back
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Where are you going?
- I am coming back yaar.
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What do you mean I'm coming back?
What will I do here?
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I'll get bored!
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Tanya!
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