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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,430 --> 00:00:04,461 Hey. How you been? 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,202 Forget what happened last week? 3 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:07,492 I'm not surprised, 4 00:00:07,577 --> 00:00:08,832 with some of that cheap-ass ganj 5 00:00:08,918 --> 00:00:10,327 you've been smoking. 6 00:00:10,559 --> 00:00:12,742 [pipe bubbling] 7 00:00:12,926 --> 00:00:15,238 Try some of this good Canadian shit. 8 00:00:15,443 --> 00:00:17,277 - Little help here! - Put me down! Put me down! 9 00:00:17,363 --> 00:00:18,731 - No more! Ah! - Oh! 10 00:00:18,817 --> 00:00:19,785 [Fiona] What happened? 11 00:00:19,871 --> 00:00:21,715 - He busted his leg. - Is that bone? 12 00:00:21,801 --> 00:00:23,702 [Noah] It took six plates and 18 screws, 13 00:00:23,787 --> 00:00:25,488 but I think we got Humpty Dumpty 14 00:00:25,574 --> 00:00:27,491 - put back together again. - Drugs. 15 00:00:27,577 --> 00:00:29,090 I went to get a test done, to find out 16 00:00:29,176 --> 00:00:31,411 if I inherited a genetic mutation from my mom 17 00:00:31,497 --> 00:00:33,535 that means I'm probably gonna die of breast cancer. 18 00:00:33,621 --> 00:00:35,207 - And? - I don't find out the results 19 00:00:35,293 --> 00:00:36,340 for a couple days. 20 00:00:36,426 --> 00:00:38,340 Liam? Liam, you home? 21 00:00:38,426 --> 00:00:39,645 [phone chimes] 22 00:00:39,731 --> 00:00:41,698 - You gonna answer? - Took them two days 23 00:00:41,787 --> 00:00:44,077 to realize I was gone. Can't be too worried. 24 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:45,410 I think we should break up. 25 00:00:45,496 --> 00:00:46,520 Call me 26 00:00:46,606 --> 00:00:47,782 when you're not so needy. 27 00:00:47,867 --> 00:00:49,551 [Lori] Why the long face, little pirate? 28 00:00:49,637 --> 00:00:51,027 [Carl] I didn't make it past the first round of cuts 29 00:00:51,113 --> 00:00:52,202 for West Point, 30 00:00:52,287 --> 00:00:53,532 and my lesbian sister 31 00:00:53,617 --> 00:00:54,702 is in love with my girlfriend, 32 00:00:54,787 --> 00:00:55,912 trying to turn her gay, too. 33 00:00:55,997 --> 00:00:57,621 [gasps] Oh, what are you doing? 34 00:00:57,707 --> 00:00:58,761 I'm sorry. 35 00:00:58,847 --> 00:01:00,661 I'm not gay. 36 00:01:00,747 --> 00:01:01,912 [Debbie] She doesn't love me. 37 00:01:01,997 --> 00:01:03,117 [Carl] Kelly's a bitch. 38 00:01:03,207 --> 00:01:04,378 She likes to break hearts. 39 00:01:04,472 --> 00:01:05,699 We should go fuck her up. 40 00:01:05,871 --> 00:01:08,156 - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - [grunts] 41 00:01:08,287 --> 00:01:10,285 [moans, sighs] 42 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:11,410 Kev? 43 00:01:11,496 --> 00:01:12,618 Did you just... 44 00:01:12,704 --> 00:01:13,574 Mm-hmm. 45 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:14,824 Eight seconds. 46 00:01:14,910 --> 00:01:16,316 Twelve-year-olds last longer. 47 00:01:16,402 --> 00:01:18,488 Have you been sending two children to our school 48 00:01:18,574 --> 00:01:19,824 for the price of one for months? 49 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:21,220 We're very sorry, Sister. 50 00:01:21,306 --> 00:01:23,720 We need a Jesus for the Festival of St. Felicity 51 00:01:23,806 --> 00:01:25,117 pageant next weekend. 52 00:01:25,207 --> 00:01:26,952 [Veronica] And you want Kev to be Jesus? 53 00:01:27,037 --> 00:01:28,807 [Fiona] I saw the "Help Wanted" sign. 54 00:01:28,901 --> 00:01:30,245 Need a job. 55 00:01:31,213 --> 00:01:32,471 Holy fuck. 56 00:01:32,557 --> 00:01:33,807 - Hi, Max. - Uh, listen. 57 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,912 Zoning on that lot you're a partner in got approved. 58 00:01:35,997 --> 00:01:37,178 I don't remember exactly how much 59 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,940 - you have in the partnership. - A hundred. 60 00:01:39,026 --> 00:01:40,117 What if I bought you out now? 61 00:01:40,207 --> 00:01:42,127 I'll call you in the morning. We'll get it done. 62 00:01:42,213 --> 00:01:43,682 [laughs] 63 00:01:43,796 --> 00:01:45,176 [♪♪♪] 64 00:01:52,292 --> 00:01:54,885 ♪ Rock music ♪ *SHAMELESS* 65 00:01:55,221 --> 00:01:57,259 [♪♪♪] *SHAMELESS* Season 09 Episode 14 66 00:01:57,345 --> 00:01:59,345 [♪♪♪] *SHAMELESS* Episode Title: "Found" 67 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:02,492 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 68 00:02:02,577 --> 00:02:05,761 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 69 00:02:05,847 --> 00:02:08,823 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 70 00:02:08,941 --> 00:02:13,230 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 71 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:16,371 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 72 00:02:16,628 --> 00:02:19,823 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 73 00:02:20,097 --> 00:02:22,081 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 74 00:02:22,167 --> 00:02:25,511 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 75 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:31,620 [♪♪♪] 76 00:02:33,341 --> 00:02:36,586 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 77 00:02:36,867 --> 00:02:39,738 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 78 00:02:39,957 --> 00:02:43,003 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 79 00:02:43,292 --> 00:02:47,175 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 80 00:02:47,644 --> 00:02:50,784 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 81 00:02:50,957 --> 00:02:54,492 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 82 00:02:54,577 --> 00:02:56,412 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 83 00:02:56,497 --> 00:03:00,394 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 84 00:03:02,707 --> 00:03:05,367 ♪ Tranquil guitar music ♪ 85 00:03:05,457 --> 00:03:10,577 [♪♪♪] 86 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:27,545 Hey, what are you doing up so early? 87 00:03:27,661 --> 00:03:29,156 Going out. 88 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:32,202 [♪♪♪] 89 00:03:32,287 --> 00:03:33,532 - Hey. - Hey. 90 00:03:33,617 --> 00:03:34,701 - You ready? - Yeah. 91 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:35,952 - Gloves. - Yeah. 92 00:03:36,037 --> 00:03:37,367 Spray paint? Nails? 93 00:03:37,457 --> 00:03:38,896 - You got the sugar? - Yep, 94 00:03:39,021 --> 00:03:40,202 and the hammer. 95 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,287 Let's do this. 96 00:03:41,373 --> 00:03:42,705 What are you two up to? 97 00:03:42,791 --> 00:03:44,271 We're gonna go fuck up a truck. 98 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,277 Fuck it up good. I'll be back 99 00:03:46,363 --> 00:03:47,550 before Franny wakes up. 100 00:03:47,751 --> 00:03:49,714 [♪♪♪] 101 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:53,214 [indistinct voices on TV] 102 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:55,698 ♪ Because my days is a mess ♪ 103 00:03:55,784 --> 00:03:57,452 ♪ My nights is a mess ♪ 104 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:58,662 ♪ My life is a mess ♪ 105 00:03:58,751 --> 00:04:00,456 [sighs] 106 00:04:00,659 --> 00:04:02,800 ♪ My life is a mess of happiness ♪ 107 00:04:02,886 --> 00:04:06,550 ♪ Lust, sex, obsession, desire with no love ♪ 108 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,917 ♪ Fuck it, my bae is a mess ♪ 109 00:04:09,003 --> 00:04:10,578 ♪ My side bitch a mess ♪ 110 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,867 ♪ My wifey a mess ♪ 111 00:04:12,957 --> 00:04:14,202 ♪ I guess ♪ 112 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,662 ♪ My bae is obsessed ♪ 113 00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:17,282 ♪ My side bitch possessed ♪ 114 00:04:17,367 --> 00:04:19,378 ♪ My wifey careless ♪ 115 00:04:19,577 --> 00:04:21,456 ♪ But you gonna have to excuse my mess ♪ 116 00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:23,002 ♪ She gonna have to excuse my ex ♪ 117 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:24,495 ♪ I'ma have to excuse her pets ♪ 118 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:26,136 [Frank] Hello? 119 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:28,161 ♪ If she gon' ride on this Tune Express ♪ 120 00:04:28,247 --> 00:04:31,925 Debbie? Lip? 121 00:04:32,051 --> 00:04:34,808 ♪ Step nigga to the left, nigga to the left ♪ 122 00:04:34,894 --> 00:04:36,784 It's Fiona. 123 00:04:37,537 --> 00:04:39,827 Whatcha need, Frank? 124 00:04:40,034 --> 00:04:41,886 [Frank] Oxy time. 125 00:04:42,425 --> 00:04:43,800 I doubt it. 126 00:04:43,886 --> 00:04:46,597 ♪ It's quarter to 7:00 they just heard ♪ 127 00:04:46,902 --> 00:04:49,378 Uh, yeah, Debbie gave you one 128 00:04:49,464 --> 00:04:52,151 at midnight last night, so you don't get another one 129 00:04:52,237 --> 00:04:53,816 - until 8:00 a.m. - What time is it? 130 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,792 It's almost 6:00. 131 00:04:55,997 --> 00:04:57,077 It hurts. 132 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,912 I'm sure it does. 133 00:04:58,997 --> 00:05:00,089 The bottle says 134 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,612 take as needed for pain. I'm in pain. 135 00:05:02,747 --> 00:05:04,441 I don't even know where Debbie keeps them. 136 00:05:04,527 --> 00:05:06,077 Where she hides them, you mean. 137 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,077 - Wake her up. Find out. - She's not here. 138 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,534 Bullshit. Debbie! 139 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,214 Shh! Jesus. 140 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,714 She just left. 141 00:05:12,885 --> 00:05:14,323 When's she coming back? 142 00:05:14,409 --> 00:05:15,839 Soon. 143 00:05:16,592 --> 00:05:19,151 Just... [sighs] Try to go back to sleep. 144 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:21,737 - [Frank scoffs] - I need coffee. 145 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:24,532 [♪♪♪] 146 00:05:24,705 --> 00:05:27,276 My bandage needs changing. 147 00:05:28,026 --> 00:05:29,510 It's not my turn. 148 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:31,604 Need a sponge bath. 149 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,495 [Fiona] Not a chance. 150 00:05:34,354 --> 00:05:36,167 I'm starting to smell. 151 00:05:36,577 --> 00:05:38,003 And that's new how? 152 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:39,901 You could call Debbie. 153 00:05:39,987 --> 00:05:41,721 [Fiona] Jesus. How long did the doctors say 154 00:05:41,807 --> 00:05:43,658 you were gonna be like this? 155 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:46,175 Three to six months. 156 00:05:46,557 --> 00:05:48,393 [♪♪♪] 157 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:51,010 Sweet Jesus. 158 00:05:53,552 --> 00:05:55,257 The truck's in the driveway. 159 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:57,430 Stay low. Don't want to trigger 160 00:05:57,516 --> 00:05:58,701 the motion detector lights. 161 00:05:58,787 --> 00:06:00,452 - Ready? - Roger that. 162 00:06:00,537 --> 00:06:02,992 ♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪ 163 00:06:03,077 --> 00:06:04,412 ♪ Whoo-oo ♪ 164 00:06:04,501 --> 00:06:05,831 Operation Annapolis is a go. 165 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:07,702 - Ready? - Copy that. 166 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,282 ♪ I'm, I'm ♪ 167 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:15,214 [♪♪♪] 168 00:06:23,747 --> 00:06:26,282 ♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪ 169 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:28,452 ♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ 170 00:06:28,537 --> 00:06:30,327 ♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪ 171 00:06:30,417 --> 00:06:32,412 ♪ I'm, I'm ♪ 172 00:06:32,497 --> 00:06:35,782 [♪♪♪] 173 00:06:35,867 --> 00:06:40,282 [spray paint hissing] 174 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:41,379 Carl, 175 00:06:41,465 --> 00:06:42,827 locking gas cap. 176 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:44,317 [Carl] Get the screwdriver. 177 00:06:44,411 --> 00:06:47,676 [♪♪♪] 178 00:06:47,997 --> 00:06:49,848 - Hammer. - Too noisy. 179 00:06:49,997 --> 00:06:51,723 I'm just gonna give it a tap. Hammer. 180 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,077 [♪♪♪] 181 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:54,827 [car alarm blares] 182 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:57,075 [Carl] Come on, put the sugar in. Come on! 183 00:06:57,327 --> 00:07:01,762 [♪♪♪] 184 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,146 It's Kelly. What do we do? 185 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:05,827 Run! 186 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:07,450 [♪♪♪] 187 00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:08,887 [Kelly] Hey, assholes! 188 00:07:08,973 --> 00:07:10,202 [♪♪♪] 189 00:07:10,287 --> 00:07:12,032 Oh, come on! Come on. [laughs] 190 00:07:12,117 --> 00:07:13,176 Shh! Come on. 191 00:07:13,262 --> 00:07:14,412 [both laughing] 192 00:07:14,497 --> 00:07:17,465 [Kelly] I see you motherfuckers! 193 00:07:17,817 --> 00:07:21,200 ♪ You drive me wild, you drive me wild ♪ 194 00:07:21,457 --> 00:07:23,617 [♪♪♪] 195 00:07:28,628 --> 00:07:29,661 - Hey. - [Lip] Hey. 196 00:07:29,747 --> 00:07:30,887 Liam still sleeping? 197 00:07:30,973 --> 00:07:32,395 He's not in there. 198 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,590 He's not? 199 00:07:34,676 --> 00:07:35,782 Wanna see if he could cover 200 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:37,793 my Frank shift for a few hours later. 201 00:07:37,911 --> 00:07:40,301 - Where you going? - Preliminary hearing 202 00:07:40,387 --> 00:07:42,426 for punching. Liam's lemonade lady. 203 00:07:42,512 --> 00:07:43,840 Oh. You need company? 204 00:07:43,926 --> 00:07:45,481 Could maybe get off work for a few hours. 205 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:47,075 No, I'm good. They knocked it down 206 00:07:47,161 --> 00:07:48,417 to a misdemeanor. 207 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:53,739 Did Frank tell you his recovery could take six months? 208 00:07:53,825 --> 00:07:55,867 - Six months? - Yeah. 209 00:07:55,957 --> 00:07:58,577 This morning, he asked me to give him a sponge bath. 210 00:07:58,667 --> 00:07:59,770 What was that like? 211 00:07:59,856 --> 00:08:01,077 Well, I didn't do it. 212 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:03,202 Jesus, I'd have nightmares for years. 213 00:08:03,287 --> 00:08:04,492 Schedule Debbie made 214 00:08:04,577 --> 00:08:06,543 is working out okay. You know, spreading the load around. 215 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:08,739 It's like having a 160-pound baby 216 00:08:08,825 --> 00:08:10,032 on the couch. 217 00:08:10,254 --> 00:08:11,827 Oh, and there's a massive dump 218 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:13,317 waiting down there in his bedpan. 219 00:08:13,403 --> 00:08:14,661 That's what I've been smelling? 220 00:08:14,747 --> 00:08:15,952 Uh-huh. 221 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,452 Well, we could get him 222 00:08:17,537 --> 00:08:19,242 adult diapers, right? 223 00:08:19,327 --> 00:08:20,577 You want to be the one 224 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,512 wiping the shit out of his pubic hair 225 00:08:22,598 --> 00:08:23,782 with a warm washcloth 226 00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:25,965 - during diaper changes? - [anguished cry] 227 00:08:30,827 --> 00:08:33,452 ♪ Rock music ♪ 228 00:08:33,537 --> 00:08:35,412 [♪♪♪] 229 00:08:35,497 --> 00:08:36,452 [door opens] 230 00:08:36,537 --> 00:08:37,827 [Frank] Oxy? 231 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,746 Oh, Christ. What's that smell? 232 00:08:40,832 --> 00:08:41,912 Bedpan. 233 00:08:41,997 --> 00:08:43,356 Whose shift is it? 234 00:08:43,465 --> 00:08:44,577 Carl. 235 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,782 - Fuck me. - [Fiona] Did you two 236 00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:48,617 hold up a liquor store this morning? 237 00:08:48,707 --> 00:08:50,412 - Is that Debbie? - Yes. 238 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,782 [Frank] Oxy! 239 00:08:51,867 --> 00:08:53,371 Not for another half-hour, Frank. 240 00:08:53,457 --> 00:08:55,162 I need it now. 241 00:08:55,254 --> 00:08:56,543 Take too much Oxy, 242 00:08:56,629 --> 00:08:57,832 it's gonna make you constipated. 243 00:08:57,918 --> 00:08:59,832 It hasn't happened yet. 244 00:09:01,348 --> 00:09:03,077 Christ, what did he eat? 245 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,492 Okay, last one for eight hours, Frank. 246 00:09:05,577 --> 00:09:06,653 Better enjoy it. 247 00:09:06,739 --> 00:09:08,621 Then two. Give me two. 248 00:09:08,707 --> 00:09:09,781 [Debbie] Nope, you're only 249 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:11,577 - allowed one, Frank. - [Frank] Two! 250 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:12,952 - I won't make it on one. - [Debbie] Sorry, Frank. 251 00:09:13,037 --> 00:09:14,117 So? 252 00:09:14,207 --> 00:09:15,867 Frank. Any ideas? 253 00:09:15,957 --> 00:09:17,782 It's not like we have that many options. 254 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:20,536 Can't, like, drug him and dump him under a bridge. 255 00:09:20,622 --> 00:09:22,082 - Why not? - We could do real time. 256 00:09:22,168 --> 00:09:23,621 Elder abuse. 257 00:09:23,707 --> 00:09:24,952 Nah, no jury would convict. 258 00:09:25,037 --> 00:09:26,782 We can get him back on disability. 259 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,996 [Lip] You know? Get the state to hire somebody to help him. 260 00:09:29,082 --> 00:09:30,153 That could take months. 261 00:09:30,239 --> 00:09:31,992 Juice? I need juice. 262 00:09:32,077 --> 00:09:33,793 We're having a family meeting, Frank! 263 00:09:33,879 --> 00:09:35,162 About what? 264 00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:36,489 About your sorry ass! 265 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:38,317 [Carl] Hey, wait. Doesn't he still have money 266 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:39,481 from that Randy guy? 267 00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:41,059 - Who? - Ingrid's ex. 268 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,685 He paid Frank to stay away from her. 269 00:09:42,771 --> 00:09:44,346 No Randy money left. 270 00:09:44,577 --> 00:09:46,282 You couldn't have possibly spent it already. 271 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:47,645 All gone. No money. 272 00:09:47,731 --> 00:09:50,231 What about the cash that he made on that drug deal? 273 00:09:50,317 --> 00:09:51,996 It's my rainy day fund. 274 00:09:52,082 --> 00:09:54,242 Yeah, and this is a goddamn monsoon, Frank. 275 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,032 I'll call around and, uh, 276 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,077 see how much a home healthcare worker costs. 277 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,452 I got it. 278 00:09:59,537 --> 00:10:00,702 Oh, I don't mind. 279 00:10:00,787 --> 00:10:02,114 No worries. I'm on it. 280 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,176 [Frank] I don't need a healthcare worker. 281 00:10:04,262 --> 00:10:05,412 Yes, you do. 282 00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:06,598 Times like these 283 00:10:06,684 --> 00:10:08,661 were made for families 284 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:12,038 caring for loved ones in their time of need. 285 00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:14,117 Nobody loves you, Frank. 286 00:10:14,207 --> 00:10:16,412 Hey, um, anybody see Liam last night? 287 00:10:16,637 --> 00:10:19,387 Yeah, he was watching TV on the sofa with Frank. 288 00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,293 - [Lip] He sleep here? - I think so. 289 00:10:21,395 --> 00:10:22,912 I didn't tuck him in or anything. 290 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,782 [Carl] Here's your bedpan back. 291 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,332 Don't use it again till someone else can get it. 292 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,270 Hey. Catch a meeting later? 293 00:10:28,577 --> 00:10:29,872 I think I'm gonna do an Al-Anon meeting 294 00:10:29,957 --> 00:10:30,965 - again today. - All right, well, 295 00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:32,716 let us know if you think it's worthwhile. 296 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:34,653 We could turn it into a fun-filled activity 297 00:10:34,739 --> 00:10:36,207 for the whole family. 298 00:10:37,707 --> 00:10:39,492 Carl, you want me to make you some eggs? 299 00:10:39,577 --> 00:10:42,520 Thanks, but I have coffee and cereal in the morning. 300 00:10:42,661 --> 00:10:44,077 Debbie, scrambled eggs? 301 00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:45,501 Coffee for me. 302 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:48,497 Excuse me. 303 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,827 [cell phone chimes, vibrates] 304 00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:52,364 Kelly again? 305 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:53,793 [snickers] 306 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:57,215 - Yeah. [laughs] - [cell phone chimes] 307 00:10:57,301 --> 00:10:59,184 So, what are your plans? 308 00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:01,317 Uh, well, 309 00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:03,411 I'ma go to that, uh, Al-Anon meeting... 310 00:11:03,513 --> 00:11:04,598 No, not today. 311 00:11:04,684 --> 00:11:05,981 For the future. 312 00:11:07,075 --> 00:11:09,215 I... [exhales sharply] I don't know. 313 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:11,426 I-I haven't really thought about it. 314 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:12,895 Franny needs a real bed. 315 00:11:12,981 --> 00:11:14,371 She's too big for her crib now, 316 00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:16,457 and my room doesn't have enough space for two beds, 317 00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:18,397 so I was thinking that you could take my room 318 00:11:18,483 --> 00:11:20,443 and Franny and I could take your old room. 319 00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,192 Sure. 320 00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:25,912 Well, I'm gonna go wake up Franny. 321 00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:27,327 Keep her up there too long, 322 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,817 she won't be able to sleep at night. 323 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:34,162 ♪ Jaunty music playing ♪ 324 00:11:34,247 --> 00:11:37,077 [bed creaking] 325 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,738 ♪ Now there was a time ♪ 326 00:11:39,891 --> 00:11:41,645 Oh, Kev? 327 00:11:41,731 --> 00:11:43,492 ♪ When you loved me so ♪ 328 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,926 - Kevin? - [exhales] 329 00:11:46,661 --> 00:11:47,992 Yeah. 330 00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:49,934 - You still haven't... - No. 331 00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:51,340 - Hm... - How long? 332 00:11:51,426 --> 00:11:52,511 47 minutes. 333 00:11:52,597 --> 00:11:54,592 Oh, baby! 334 00:11:55,028 --> 00:11:56,661 This is so fantastic. 335 00:11:56,754 --> 00:11:58,450 Oh, yeah, it's wonderful, baby. 336 00:11:58,536 --> 00:12:00,864 - Oh... - And I am so happy 337 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:03,481 - for you, baby. - Oh, happy, happy! 338 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:06,989 Mm. But all good things must come to an end. 339 00:12:07,075 --> 00:12:08,629 ♪ Can't wait till you see ♪ 340 00:12:08,715 --> 00:12:10,262 [sharply] Come to an end, now, Kevin. 341 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:11,817 You don't want to try for 60 minutes? 342 00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,282 Nope. Now. 343 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,577 Mm. [grunts] 344 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,282 - Do that thing with my balls. - [grunts] 345 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,950 Okay. 346 00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:20,122 This? 347 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,543 No, no, no. The other thing. 348 00:12:21,731 --> 00:12:23,325 - This? - Yes. 349 00:12:23,411 --> 00:12:25,116 [both moan] 350 00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:27,817 - Yes! - [grunting] 351 00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:30,184 ♪ How you like me now ♪ 352 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:31,831 Oh! 353 00:12:31,932 --> 00:12:33,036 [♪♪♪] 354 00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:34,520 Oh. 355 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,074 - Kevin. - Mm. 356 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,075 [slapping sounds] 357 00:12:37,161 --> 00:12:38,231 - Mm. - Okay. 358 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,374 Oh. 359 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:40,731 [sighs] 360 00:12:41,305 --> 00:12:42,371 [sighs] 361 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:45,282 ♪ Make you love me baby ♪ 362 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:47,621 Fuck you, Mr. Vasectomy. 363 00:12:47,707 --> 00:12:49,412 I'm a man again! 364 00:12:49,513 --> 00:12:50,548 [laughs] 365 00:12:50,723 --> 00:12:55,184 [♪♪♪] 366 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,238 [sighs] 367 00:13:03,668 --> 00:13:04,662 Hey. 368 00:13:04,747 --> 00:13:06,754 - You working today? - [Carl] Yeah. 369 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,272 Sorry about West Point. 370 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,032 Oh, it's no big deal. 371 00:13:10,199 --> 00:13:12,242 I mean, it was stupid for me to even apply. 372 00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:13,452 I don't know what I was thinking. 373 00:13:13,537 --> 00:13:15,367 They're never gonna accept someone like me. 374 00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:17,742 It's their loss. 375 00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:19,691 Yeah. Fuck 'em, right? 376 00:13:19,888 --> 00:13:21,883 I gotta get to work. Can't be late. 377 00:13:22,038 --> 00:13:23,838 Who's gonna fry those fish sticks? 378 00:13:34,669 --> 00:13:37,169 - [Frank] Ay! Jesus! - [Debbie] Ugh. 379 00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:40,559 This is nasty. 380 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,418 Any of those beers have something left in them? 381 00:13:44,207 --> 00:13:45,460 No. 382 00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:47,162 Any left in the fridge? 383 00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:49,160 Let me finish this first. 384 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,240 Ugh. 385 00:13:52,577 --> 00:13:54,787 Called a couple home healthcare worker places. 386 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,434 Twenty-two bucks an hour. 387 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,662 Thirty for overnights. 388 00:13:57,747 --> 00:14:00,676 Totally unnecessary. Just set me up in here 389 00:14:00,762 --> 00:14:02,465 with my Oxys, a couple of brews, 390 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,412 and the remote, and I'm good as gold. 391 00:14:04,497 --> 00:14:06,668 Yeah, you're down here yelling for us day and night. 392 00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:08,715 Totally need someone to take care of you. 393 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:10,202 Easy. 394 00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:11,637 I'm not even supposed to be doing this. 395 00:14:11,723 --> 00:14:13,152 It's Liam's shift. 396 00:14:14,037 --> 00:14:16,629 Well, then get him down here. Liam! 397 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:17,895 [Debbie] He's not here, 398 00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:20,106 and I haven't told anyone where I hid your Oxy, 399 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,629 so don't think you can bully Liam into giving you more. 400 00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:29,574 What happened to that G.I. Jane chick 401 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,879 your brother was banging, 402 00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,348 the one you were trying to steal? 403 00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:33,832 I wasn't trying to steal her. 404 00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:35,831 Sure you were. You were following her around 405 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,777 like a lovesick puppy. 406 00:14:38,117 --> 00:14:39,684 She broke up with Carl. 407 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:42,543 So she is a carpet-muncher? 408 00:14:42,747 --> 00:14:44,160 Don't be an asshole, Frank. 409 00:14:44,246 --> 00:14:45,952 She was cute. 410 00:14:46,238 --> 00:14:47,551 Smart, too. 411 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,926 I was surprised she went for a moron like Carl. 412 00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:54,668 He was definitely punching above his weight on that one. 413 00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:55,996 Kelly isn't gay. 414 00:14:56,082 --> 00:14:57,412 Softball? 415 00:14:57,575 --> 00:14:58,863 Really? 416 00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:01,241 Bi? 417 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:06,066 Or maybe you just weren't tempting enough 418 00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:10,496 for her to risk jumping into gender experimentation. 419 00:15:10,787 --> 00:15:13,605 Women like smart. Sorry, sweetheart. 420 00:15:13,707 --> 00:15:15,996 You're not the sharpest shovel in the shed. 421 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:18,902 Now, I bet if it had been your sister, 422 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,301 Fiona... She's not... hey. 423 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,662 She's not brilliant, 424 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,952 like Lip, but she's street smart, quick. 425 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,912 I bet if it'd been Fiona, 426 00:15:27,997 --> 00:15:30,684 softball girl would've taken that for a spin. 427 00:15:30,794 --> 00:15:33,584 Keep it up, Frank. You'll never see an Oxy again. 428 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,004 ♪ Rock music ♪ 429 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:37,051 Not to mention, Fiona got. 430 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:41,449 Monica's stripper-on-a-bender, dangerous looks, 431 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,402 not that it's made Fiona's life easier. 432 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,730 [Frank] Too much pretty can really mess you up. 433 00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:48,238 - [phone ringing] - [Liam] Hi, it's Liam. 434 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:49,781 - Liam, where are you? - [Frank] Better to be 435 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:50,832 - like you. - Frank is driving me 436 00:15:50,918 --> 00:15:52,262 fucking crazy, and it's your shift. 437 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:54,293 - [Frank] Kinda slow... - Love you. Bye. 438 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,832 [Frank] Keeps you realistic about your prospects. 439 00:15:57,117 --> 00:16:02,037 [♪♪♪] 440 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,043 Morning. 441 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:11,701 I'm not late, am I? 442 00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:13,032 He's here. 443 00:16:13,117 --> 00:16:14,202 Who's here? 444 00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:15,532 The Captain. 445 00:16:15,636 --> 00:16:16,832 He wants to meet you. 446 00:16:16,918 --> 00:16:18,293 Captain Bob? 447 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,848 I thought he was made-up, like Colonel Sanders. 448 00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:22,544 Colonel Sanders was real. 449 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,050 He was? 450 00:16:25,207 --> 00:16:26,417 Follow me. 451 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,255 Sir. 452 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,980 Ensign Gallagher. 453 00:16:33,223 --> 00:16:35,043 Best fryer mate I ever had. 454 00:16:35,221 --> 00:16:38,051 Pleasure to meet you, Carl. Have a seat. 455 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,262 You want a root beer float? 456 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,843 - Ah, no... - Lori, bring 457 00:16:42,929 --> 00:16:44,434 our little white panther here a root beer float. 458 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,327 - Okay. - You want some popcorn shrimp? 459 00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:49,410 Lori, popcorn shrimp, too. 460 00:16:50,037 --> 00:16:52,707 I eat a basket every location I visit, Carl. 461 00:16:53,106 --> 00:16:55,641 Quality control is the name of the shrimp game. 462 00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:56,852 Look at that. 463 00:16:57,076 --> 00:16:58,871 Nicely battered, 464 00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:00,660 properly crisp. 465 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,747 Mm, mm, mm. 466 00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:07,660 You really saved my ass the other day, son. 467 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,582 Once word get out you can rob a franchise, 468 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,629 the sharks descend. 469 00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:14,798 Give much thought to your future, Carl? 470 00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:15,934 Um, well... 471 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,168 Look, I know a young man like you, 472 00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:18,965 it's hard to see yourself down the road, 473 00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,912 but Captain Bob's is growing. 474 00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:23,282 - Carl, you own a Winnebago? - No. 475 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,452 I do. A Grand Tour. 476 00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:25,980 You got a lake house? 477 00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:27,242 - Mm... - I do. 478 00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:29,684 Ski boat? Two brand-new Cadillacs? 479 00:17:30,006 --> 00:17:32,019 You take a two-week vacation every year 480 00:17:32,105 --> 00:17:33,202 down to the Alabama coast? 481 00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:34,418 No, sir. 482 00:17:34,504 --> 00:17:35,871 No, you're damn straight you don't, 483 00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:37,151 but you will, Carl, 484 00:17:37,237 --> 00:17:38,857 if you make the right choice today. 485 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,234 I got a store in East Garfield Park, 486 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,282 and it's been robbed six times this month. 487 00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:45,532 You can start tomorrow, 488 00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:47,660 Assistant Manager. 500 bucks a week. 489 00:17:48,254 --> 00:17:50,168 In a year, you could be manager. 490 00:17:50,254 --> 00:17:51,492 Hell, in ten years, 491 00:17:51,577 --> 00:17:53,367 you could even own your own franchise. 492 00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:55,973 Huh? The sky's the limit, son. 493 00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:58,199 Carl, play your cards right, 494 00:17:58,554 --> 00:18:00,849 you could even end up with your own Winnebago. 495 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,952 [laughs] 496 00:18:03,037 --> 00:18:04,162 [rock music over speakers] 497 00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:06,492 So, mystery solved. 498 00:18:06,577 --> 00:18:08,162 Yeah? What mystery is that? 499 00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:10,652 Homer. He's not drunk somewhere. 500 00:18:10,816 --> 00:18:11,912 Yeah? What happened? 501 00:18:11,997 --> 00:18:13,551 He violated his parole. 502 00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:16,117 Idiot got pulled over with a .45 under his seat. 503 00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:18,367 - Ah. - Shit. 504 00:18:18,457 --> 00:18:20,702 I gotta try and find a new mechanic. 505 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,242 Well, there might be time to take the broom 506 00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:24,059 out of Jason's hands. 507 00:18:24,246 --> 00:18:26,004 You mean instead of hiring someone who's qualified, 508 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:28,121 I should hire the kid who sweeps up? 509 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:29,662 [♪♪♪] 510 00:18:29,747 --> 00:18:31,327 Yeah. 511 00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,992 All right, Mother Theresa. 512 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,782 Show him how to change a spark plug, 513 00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,605 while I try to find someone 514 00:18:36,691 --> 00:18:37,949 who actually knows what the hell they're doing. 515 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,457 - Hey, thank you. - Yeah, yeah. 516 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:42,452 Yo, Jason! 517 00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:44,230 Hey, come here, man. 518 00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:46,032 [♪♪♪] 519 00:18:46,223 --> 00:18:48,277 Man, you ever change an air filter? 520 00:18:48,676 --> 00:18:49,949 I've seen you do it. 521 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,434 All right, I want you to finish detailing 522 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,527 the bagger over there, 523 00:18:52,613 --> 00:18:54,316 then get an air filter for the Sportster. 524 00:18:54,402 --> 00:18:55,662 All right? I'll come over there 525 00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:56,691 and I'll teach you how to change it. 526 00:18:56,777 --> 00:18:57,952 Yeah. All right. 527 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,412 [door closes] 528 00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:01,809 [♪♪♪] 529 00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:03,492 Lip? 530 00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:04,809 Hey. 531 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,452 What's up? 532 00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:08,238 Doctor's office called. 533 00:19:08,537 --> 00:19:10,202 They want me to call them back at noon, 534 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,367 uh, go over the results of my test with them. 535 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,162 What time is it now? 536 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,617 Five of. 537 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,367 I just thought I should, uh, 538 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,412 be with someone in case I try to jump off a roof 539 00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:20,952 - or throw myself in front of a bus or something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 540 00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:22,827 - of course. Yeah. - Hey, Tami. 541 00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:24,367 How you doing? 542 00:19:24,723 --> 00:19:26,941 It's none of your fucking business, Brad. 543 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:28,437 Okay. Come on. 544 00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:30,393 I'll find someplace to make that call. 545 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:32,617 [♪♪♪] 546 00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:35,488 There's gotta be someplace else you can keep this thing. 547 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,161 It's scaring away the customers. 548 00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:38,662 I tried to get it in the house. 549 00:19:38,747 --> 00:19:39,872 It just wouldn't fit through the door. 550 00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:41,871 V, I think we can make some money 551 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:43,551 renting me out as Jesus. 552 00:19:43,637 --> 00:19:45,032 People rent Jesus? 553 00:19:45,195 --> 00:19:47,820 - Yeah, for parties and stuff. - Jesus parties? 554 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,912 I think that's called church services, Kevin. 555 00:19:49,997 --> 00:19:52,742 Like Santas at Christmas, or Elvis impersonators. 556 00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:54,242 I could work bachelorette parties, 557 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,412 be one of those, uh, birthday strippers. 558 00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:57,629 A Jesus stripper? 559 00:19:57,715 --> 00:19:58,819 Look at this website. 560 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,242 They got all kinds of people 561 00:20:00,327 --> 00:20:01,912 looking like celebrities they rent out. 562 00:20:01,997 --> 00:20:03,957 Hi. 563 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,032 What is all that about? 564 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,162 The nuns figured out we were sending 565 00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:10,324 both of our girls to preschool for the price of one, 566 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,434 so Kev has to be Jesus for their parade, 567 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,496 only now, Kev wants to be Jesus all the time. 568 00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,168 Praise the lord! 569 00:20:16,639 --> 00:20:18,840 I thought you were taking some time away from drinking. 570 00:20:18,957 --> 00:20:20,308 May I have a Coke, please? 571 00:20:20,394 --> 00:20:21,854 Absolutely. 572 00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:29,215 What's that? 573 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,379 Well, the zoning went through 574 00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:33,055 on the lot that I invested in 575 00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:35,752 and Max Whitford bought me out of the partnership. 576 00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:37,588 No shit? How much? 577 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,023 [whispering] $100,000. 578 00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:42,309 - [loudly] $100,000... - Eh. 579 00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:46,105 - One, oh... - Right? 580 00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:48,113 That is fantastic. So you... what are you gonna do 581 00:20:48,199 --> 00:20:49,774 with it, buy a new building? 582 00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:52,332 Oh, hell no. Fool me once. 583 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,715 So what now? 584 00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:56,032 Well, I quit my job at the gas station... 585 00:20:56,117 --> 00:20:58,207 - Damn right. - And now I don't know. 586 00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:00,453 I feel like I got a second chance. 587 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:03,162 And a third, and a fourth. 588 00:21:03,247 --> 00:21:05,077 V, I could have different costumes 589 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,202 for different occasions. 590 00:21:06,287 --> 00:21:07,532 Wedding Jesus. 591 00:21:07,617 --> 00:21:09,202 Uh, Last Supper Jesus. 592 00:21:09,287 --> 00:21:11,871 [Kev] Bat Mitzvah Jesus. 593 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,162 Last Supper Jesus? 594 00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:16,702 Well, I guess that beats getting nailed to the cross. 595 00:21:16,787 --> 00:21:18,848 [Kev] They didn't use real nails, did they? 596 00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:24,492 [doorbell rings] 597 00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:27,138 [distant sirens wail] 598 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,827 Is Liam here? 599 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,702 - Mm, no. - Really? 600 00:21:32,787 --> 00:21:34,367 [Liam] Yeah, I'm here. 601 00:21:34,457 --> 00:21:36,473 It's okay, Todd. I got this. 602 00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:39,412 Hi. Why are you dressed like that? 603 00:21:39,497 --> 00:21:40,617 Going to church. 604 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,105 You go to church? 605 00:21:42,191 --> 00:21:43,282 Yes. 606 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:44,793 I've been texting and calling you. 607 00:21:44,879 --> 00:21:47,277 You're supposed to be at the house right now, taking care of Frank. 608 00:21:47,363 --> 00:21:48,367 I don't live there anymore. 609 00:21:48,457 --> 00:21:50,412 What? You can't just move out. 610 00:21:50,497 --> 00:21:51,863 I did last night. 611 00:21:53,457 --> 00:21:54,952 No, absolutely not. If you have 612 00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:56,617 an issue with it, make something else. 613 00:21:56,707 --> 00:21:57,702 Can I live at Todd's? 614 00:21:57,787 --> 00:21:58,782 [all yelling] 615 00:21:58,867 --> 00:21:59,867 - Please? - Tuna salad 616 00:21:59,957 --> 00:22:01,162 gives me the runs. 617 00:22:01,247 --> 00:22:02,492 Somebody get me a beer? 618 00:22:02,577 --> 00:22:04,949 His grandma said I can. 619 00:22:05,285 --> 00:22:06,867 Please, can I live at Todd's? 620 00:22:06,957 --> 00:22:08,412 Fine! Yes! Yes! 621 00:22:08,497 --> 00:22:10,742 [Debbie speaking indistinctly] 622 00:22:10,827 --> 00:22:12,117 Okay. 623 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,532 I'm gonna do it. 624 00:22:13,617 --> 00:22:16,162 - I'm going now! - Beer! 625 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,952 - Go! - Jesus! 626 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,742 [bell dinging] 627 00:22:20,087 --> 00:22:21,952 Now if you'll excuse me, 628 00:22:22,037 --> 00:22:23,327 I'm late for church. 629 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:26,202 [♪♪♪] 630 00:22:26,287 --> 00:22:28,827 [door slams] 631 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:30,957 [Tami] Yeah, I understand. 632 00:22:31,707 --> 00:22:33,782 [Tami] Right. Great. 633 00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:35,049 Yeah. 634 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,280 No, thank you. 635 00:22:41,707 --> 00:22:43,742 [sighs] 636 00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:45,575 Let me think it over. 637 00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:49,174 Uh-huh. 638 00:22:51,957 --> 00:22:53,307 [sighs] 639 00:23:04,768 --> 00:23:07,799 Positive. BRCA1. 640 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,350 It's good. That's... That's "baby good," right? 641 00:23:13,436 --> 00:23:15,353 Yeah, it's "baby good." 642 00:23:15,457 --> 00:23:17,242 So I don't have to worry 643 00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:20,103 about you trying to find any tall buildings or anything? 644 00:23:20,327 --> 00:23:22,111 - No. - Okay. 645 00:23:22,197 --> 00:23:23,907 I'm actually afraid of heights. 646 00:23:24,117 --> 00:23:26,322 Shotgun in the bathtub's more my style. 647 00:23:27,582 --> 00:23:29,202 [sighs] 648 00:23:31,365 --> 00:23:33,075 Fuck! 649 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,803 I don't want to have a baby just to save my tits. 650 00:23:38,302 --> 00:23:41,459 [exhales sharply] 651 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,209 Okay. 652 00:23:43,608 --> 00:23:45,202 I gotta have an abortion. 653 00:23:45,663 --> 00:23:47,311 I mean, I work in a hair salon. 654 00:23:47,397 --> 00:23:49,202 I breathe bleach fumes all day. This baby's gonna come out 655 00:23:49,288 --> 00:23:50,967 with, like, five heads and a dorsal fin. 656 00:23:51,053 --> 00:23:52,655 Tami. Tami, Tami. 657 00:23:52,772 --> 00:23:54,282 Hey, breathe. Breathe. 658 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,186 All right? 659 00:23:56,805 --> 00:23:58,467 Good. 660 00:23:58,832 --> 00:24:02,545 If having the baby reduces the chances of cancer, 661 00:24:02,631 --> 00:24:05,678 maybe you should have the baby. 662 00:24:06,037 --> 00:24:07,662 And what? 663 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,452 Die on the kid when it's 13, 664 00:24:09,537 --> 00:24:12,282 like my mom did to me? Leave it an orphan? 665 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,702 It wouldn't be an orphan. 666 00:24:13,788 --> 00:24:15,147 Right, 667 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,725 because you're gonna take care of it. 668 00:24:18,295 --> 00:24:19,983 Yeah, I would. 669 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,032 And what about when you die, too, Lip? 670 00:24:22,117 --> 00:24:23,452 You know, the way you smoke cigarettes, 671 00:24:23,537 --> 00:24:25,412 it'll be a miracle if you make it to 40. 672 00:24:25,827 --> 00:24:27,532 I'll quit. 673 00:24:27,617 --> 00:24:29,366 You'll quit. Right. 674 00:24:30,288 --> 00:24:32,788 ♪ Barren place ♪ 675 00:24:33,456 --> 00:24:35,241 I was gonna rent my own chair this year. 676 00:24:35,327 --> 00:24:38,162 I was gonna save up and get my own salon, 677 00:24:38,247 --> 00:24:39,742 - in the next couple years... - Tami, that's great. 678 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,378 That's great, all right? You can still do that. 679 00:24:42,464 --> 00:24:44,699 No, I can't, Lip! I'm gonna be a little busy. 680 00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:47,816 I'm having a baby and then a double mastectomy. 681 00:24:48,117 --> 00:24:51,032 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 682 00:24:51,117 --> 00:24:55,202 [♪♪♪] 683 00:24:55,356 --> 00:24:57,138 I need to fuck. Where can we fuck? 684 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,810 Huh? There's gotta be, like, 685 00:24:58,896 --> 00:25:00,662 a really, really nasty bathroom in here, right? 686 00:25:00,747 --> 00:25:02,327 - Somewhere? - Tami... 687 00:25:02,521 --> 00:25:04,282 Tami. Tami. 688 00:25:04,451 --> 00:25:05,577 What? 689 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,282 [♪♪♪] 690 00:25:07,367 --> 00:25:09,242 You don't want to fuck me because I'm pregnant? 691 00:25:09,327 --> 00:25:11,617 [♪♪♪] 692 00:25:11,707 --> 00:25:13,419 [sighs] 693 00:25:14,363 --> 00:25:15,733 Then fine. 694 00:25:16,091 --> 00:25:17,591 [♪♪♪] 695 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:19,242 [door slams open] 696 00:25:19,327 --> 00:25:22,333 [♪♪♪] 697 00:25:24,372 --> 00:25:25,782 I... 698 00:25:26,099 --> 00:25:28,452 [engine turns over] 699 00:25:28,716 --> 00:25:32,992 [♪♪♪] 700 00:25:33,077 --> 00:25:34,617 [tires squeal] 701 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,742 Hey! Hey! 702 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:41,531 [♪♪♪] 703 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,282 [door closes] 704 00:25:51,531 --> 00:25:52,789 Fiona? 705 00:25:53,284 --> 00:25:54,554 Ready for us? 706 00:25:54,707 --> 00:25:56,461 No. Judge is running behind. 707 00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,867 The ADA has agreed to settle your case. 708 00:26:00,015 --> 00:26:03,062 $2,500 fine and time served. 709 00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:05,367 - That's it? - The ADA met 710 00:26:05,457 --> 00:26:07,093 with the woman you punched. She's not too thrilled 711 00:26:07,179 --> 00:26:08,351 about putting her on the stand. 712 00:26:08,437 --> 00:26:10,164 She's still railing about the dangerous elements 713 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,422 in your neighborhood. 714 00:26:11,508 --> 00:26:12,992 The kids selling lemonade? 715 00:26:13,078 --> 00:26:15,533 Can you pull the money together for the fine? 716 00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:18,070 - Yes. - Okay. 717 00:26:18,156 --> 00:26:20,695 Right, I'm gonna come get you when they call your case. 718 00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:22,412 You stand up, plead guilty, 719 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,476 and apologize to the court for being an idiot. 720 00:26:24,562 --> 00:26:25,702 Got it. 721 00:26:25,787 --> 00:26:27,656 You seem like a smart girl, Fiona. 722 00:26:27,742 --> 00:26:29,992 Time to leave this South Side hood rat crap 723 00:26:30,077 --> 00:26:32,327 behind you and get on with being an adult. 724 00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:40,617 [door opens, closes] 725 00:26:40,707 --> 00:26:42,827 If anybody in this room has ever fallen in love, 726 00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:45,539 it's usually with someone that did everything wrong, 727 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,677 - that you would never expect... - Oh, bullshit. 728 00:26:47,763 --> 00:26:49,007 [woman] Why you should have... 729 00:26:49,093 --> 00:26:50,615 Anybody here? 730 00:26:50,787 --> 00:26:52,577 I need another beer! 731 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:54,896 [applause on TV] 732 00:26:55,373 --> 00:26:57,451 Carl? Debbie? 733 00:26:57,537 --> 00:26:58,867 Beer! 734 00:26:58,957 --> 00:27:00,577 [woman] ...Ever, I need to know, 735 00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:01,662 are you known... 736 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,032 Where's your mother? 737 00:27:03,117 --> 00:27:04,827 [cheers and applause on TV] 738 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:06,935 [man on TV] Hold on. And how... how is your... 739 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:10,677 Uh, you tall enough to open the refrigerator? 740 00:27:10,787 --> 00:27:12,607 I need another beer. 741 00:27:12,842 --> 00:27:14,832 [man on TV] Like, a lot of women that I talk to 742 00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:16,082 it's like... you know, they want, like, 743 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,282 Patrick Dempsey and... and all... 744 00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,077 The knight in shining armor, and they're... 745 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,367 You watch these relationship shows, 746 00:27:22,457 --> 00:27:24,256 they never tell the truth. 747 00:27:24,545 --> 00:27:28,335 Relationships can be hazardous to your health, 748 00:27:28,558 --> 00:27:30,677 'cause to get a good one, 749 00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:32,452 a great one, 750 00:27:32,537 --> 00:27:34,123 you need truth-telling, 751 00:27:34,209 --> 00:27:36,099 but people don't like truth. 752 00:27:36,285 --> 00:27:38,240 That's why they fill the air 753 00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:40,492 with lies like "Mommy loves you"... 754 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,117 Mm? 755 00:27:42,207 --> 00:27:44,242 "Politicians care." 756 00:27:44,327 --> 00:27:45,782 "Prayer works." 757 00:27:45,867 --> 00:27:47,060 [door closes] 758 00:27:47,146 --> 00:27:48,451 I found Liam. 759 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:51,162 - You lost him? - Says he moved out. 760 00:27:51,367 --> 00:27:53,701 - I need another beer. - Franny! 761 00:27:54,537 --> 00:27:56,702 Did you climb out of your crib again? 762 00:27:56,787 --> 00:27:58,513 - Yeah! - Let's get you back, 763 00:27:58,599 --> 00:27:59,826 or you're gonna be sleepy! 764 00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:01,117 Beer? 765 00:28:01,207 --> 00:28:02,232 How do you do that? 766 00:28:02,318 --> 00:28:03,912 Are you a monkey? 767 00:28:03,997 --> 00:28:06,202 [Debbie] Are you my little monkey girl? 768 00:28:06,287 --> 00:28:08,492 ♪ Can't lemme demonstrate ♪ 769 00:28:08,577 --> 00:28:10,662 ♪ Ninety-six degrees in the shade ♪ 770 00:28:10,747 --> 00:28:12,256 ♪ Talkin' centigrade ♪ 771 00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:13,779 ♪ Life give ya lemons ♪ 772 00:28:13,865 --> 00:28:15,701 ♪ Better make some fuckin' lemonade ♪ 773 00:28:15,787 --> 00:28:16,992 ♪ Come get a sip of this shit ♪ 774 00:28:17,077 --> 00:28:18,373 ♪ Fore the pitcher is empty ♪ 775 00:28:18,459 --> 00:28:20,052 ♪ Cuz I got enough in my cup ♪ 776 00:28:20,138 --> 00:28:21,543 ♪ Niggas on top of the world ♪ 777 00:28:21,629 --> 00:28:22,762 ♪ If they recipe one of the best ♪ 778 00:28:22,848 --> 00:28:23,879 ♪ And I'm comin' right up ♪ 779 00:28:23,965 --> 00:28:25,590 ♪ If you gon' talk about... ♪ 780 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,653 Do you remember telling Liam he could move? 781 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,283 No. 782 00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:31,546 Says he doesn't want to be a Gallagher anymore. 783 00:28:31,995 --> 00:28:33,410 Is that an option? 784 00:28:33,496 --> 00:28:34,702 Yeah, he's going to church. 785 00:28:34,787 --> 00:28:35,903 Church? 786 00:28:35,989 --> 00:28:37,231 Did somebody drug him? 787 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:38,952 ♪ Fuckin' lemonade ♪ 788 00:28:39,037 --> 00:28:40,327 What are you doing? 789 00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:43,864 [sighs] Giving my uniforms to Goodwill. 790 00:28:44,174 --> 00:28:46,606 Why? You're going back to school next week. 791 00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:48,162 I'm dropping out. 792 00:28:48,262 --> 00:28:50,942 Captain Bob came by the shop, 793 00:28:51,076 --> 00:28:53,059 offered me assistant manager. 794 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,746 $500 a week. 795 00:28:54,888 --> 00:28:56,763 Gotta carry a sidearm on me, but I could end up 796 00:28:56,849 --> 00:28:58,594 with a ski boat or a Winnebago. 797 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,595 This is stupid. 798 00:29:00,701 --> 00:29:02,286 You're going back to school. 799 00:29:02,497 --> 00:29:05,262 [♪♪♪] 800 00:29:05,707 --> 00:29:06,934 No, I'm not. 801 00:29:07,059 --> 00:29:08,782 Yes, you are, Carl. 802 00:29:08,868 --> 00:29:10,262 I'm a loser, Debbie! 803 00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:13,411 A West Point reject with a shitty education 804 00:29:13,497 --> 00:29:16,412 and a family history of alcoholism and drug abuse 805 00:29:16,598 --> 00:29:18,794 that's bound to catch up with me sooner or later. 806 00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:21,242 Fast food is the best it's gonna get for me. 807 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:22,742 I've accepted who I am. 808 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:24,492 Why can't you? 809 00:29:24,577 --> 00:29:26,202 ♪ I brought the ice with me too ♪ 810 00:29:26,287 --> 00:29:28,367 ♪ They tryna water it down ♪ 811 00:29:28,457 --> 00:29:30,782 I'm going to get Liam to bring him home. 812 00:29:30,867 --> 00:29:31,952 You coming? 813 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:33,282 [♪♪♪] 814 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,952 No. 815 00:29:35,037 --> 00:29:37,012 Better off where he is. 816 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:39,069 ♪ Niggas never wanna instigate ♪ 817 00:29:39,287 --> 00:29:40,662 ♪ When it's center stage ♪ 818 00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:43,162 ♪ Run up on me try to get away ♪ 819 00:29:43,247 --> 00:29:45,742 ♪ I'ma win the race ♪ 820 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,702 [panting] 821 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:53,707 [♪♪♪] 822 00:29:54,287 --> 00:29:56,782 [Lip] Geez. 823 00:29:56,867 --> 00:30:01,417 [♪♪♪] 824 00:30:11,747 --> 00:30:14,162 [panting] 825 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,417 [fly zips] 826 00:30:27,167 --> 00:30:29,077 [distant train horn] 827 00:30:32,577 --> 00:30:34,512 She died at home, 828 00:30:35,327 --> 00:30:36,996 in pain. 829 00:30:37,787 --> 00:30:40,074 Took eight months. 830 00:30:40,617 --> 00:30:42,574 Every week, 831 00:30:42,957 --> 00:30:45,723 there was just a little bit less of her, 832 00:30:45,988 --> 00:30:48,028 until there wasn't anything left. 833 00:30:59,827 --> 00:31:02,137 That happens to me, do you promise to shoot me? 834 00:31:06,077 --> 00:31:07,617 Fifty years from now? 835 00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:10,254 Sure. 836 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,386 - Fifty years. - Sure. 837 00:31:13,529 --> 00:31:14,904 [distant train horn] 838 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,670 [sighs] 839 00:31:23,639 --> 00:31:25,551 I'm gonna have the baby. 840 00:31:33,162 --> 00:31:34,473 Good. 841 00:31:37,457 --> 00:31:39,074 Good? 842 00:31:39,486 --> 00:31:41,371 - Yeah. - What does that mean? 843 00:31:43,178 --> 00:31:46,160 Means I'm glad you've decided to keep the baby. 844 00:31:47,589 --> 00:31:49,254 I said I was gonna have the baby. 845 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,710 I didn't say I was gonna keep it. 846 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,449 Adoption? 847 00:31:52,653 --> 00:31:54,184 Sure. Why not? 848 00:31:54,701 --> 00:31:56,578 Tried and true for scorned women 849 00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:58,254 throughout history. 850 00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:04,855 Yeah, I, um... 851 00:32:07,917 --> 00:32:10,043 I don't think I'm gonna be okay with that. 852 00:32:11,827 --> 00:32:14,137 Okay with what? 853 00:32:14,617 --> 00:32:16,442 Some kid of mine 854 00:32:16,786 --> 00:32:18,785 out in the world thinking they weren't wanted. 855 00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:19,831 I mean... 856 00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:21,192 For Christ's sake, Lip, 857 00:32:21,278 --> 00:32:22,532 you'd be a shitty father. 858 00:32:22,617 --> 00:32:23,723 Hey, fuck you! 859 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,426 - I know I wouldn't. - I give this kid up 860 00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:26,731 for adoption, I want to get it 861 00:32:26,817 --> 00:32:28,827 as far away from me as possible. 862 00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,348 Guam comes to mind. 863 00:32:30,434 --> 00:32:31,412 Guam? 864 00:32:31,497 --> 00:32:32,754 I don't want to run into some kid 865 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,952 who looks like me, 866 00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:35,301 or worse yet, you, 867 00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:36,532 - at the Costco. - All right! 868 00:32:36,617 --> 00:32:38,160 So I have the baby, 869 00:32:38,246 --> 00:32:40,949 or you have the baby, or we have the baby, right? 870 00:32:41,035 --> 00:32:42,309 We? 871 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:44,270 Oh, what, are we getting married now? 872 00:32:44,537 --> 00:32:45,912 [Lip] You want to? 873 00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,782 Do you love me? 874 00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,742 ♪ Somber music ♪ 875 00:32:50,827 --> 00:32:54,367 [♪♪♪] 876 00:32:54,457 --> 00:32:55,992 I like you. 877 00:32:56,077 --> 00:32:58,246 [♪♪♪] 878 00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:01,059 And I think we could end up loving each other. 879 00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:03,684 Be still, my heart. 880 00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:05,781 - You love me? - Hell, no. 881 00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:08,754 I actually think I'm starting to fucking hate you. 882 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,910 [♪♪♪] 883 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,949 Tami. Hey! 884 00:33:13,035 --> 00:33:13,995 [engine turns over] 885 00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:15,867 Where are you going? 886 00:33:15,957 --> 00:33:20,827 [♪♪♪] 887 00:33:25,787 --> 00:33:27,702 [engine revving] 888 00:33:27,787 --> 00:33:32,077 [♪♪♪] 889 00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,809 What the hell, Gallagher? 890 00:33:33,996 --> 00:33:35,531 What do you want, Kelly? 891 00:33:35,617 --> 00:33:37,242 Nineteen nails in my tires. 892 00:33:37,327 --> 00:33:38,942 Sugar in my gas tank. 893 00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,629 Someone fucked with your truck? That's terrible. 894 00:33:41,747 --> 00:33:43,952 You gonna try and deny this, too? 895 00:33:44,037 --> 00:33:49,207 [♪♪♪] 896 00:33:51,827 --> 00:33:53,301 "Heart Beaker"? 897 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:55,085 You telling me this wasn't you? 898 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:56,840 I know how to spell. 899 00:33:59,241 --> 00:34:00,590 Carl? 900 00:34:04,225 --> 00:34:05,975 [Kelly] Don't walk away from me! 901 00:34:06,231 --> 00:34:09,520 I thought we were friends! Is this about you kissing me? 902 00:34:09,606 --> 00:34:11,293 Because I'm sorry I gave you the wrong signals, 903 00:34:11,379 --> 00:34:13,293 but I'm not gay! 904 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:16,356 You broke Carl's heart, Kelly! 905 00:34:16,614 --> 00:34:19,779 He may not be able to spell, but he's a human being, 906 00:34:19,997 --> 00:34:22,242 and he's throwing his life away because of you. 907 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:23,723 What are you talking about? 908 00:34:23,809 --> 00:34:25,246 Carl is quitting school 909 00:34:25,332 --> 00:34:27,032 and going to work at Captain Bob's full-time. 910 00:34:27,117 --> 00:34:28,412 He's what? 911 00:34:28,497 --> 00:34:30,012 You rejected him, 912 00:34:30,098 --> 00:34:31,662 and West Point rejected him. 913 00:34:31,747 --> 00:34:33,934 He's rejected, and he's giving up, 914 00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:36,077 and that is on you, for encouraging him 915 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:38,949 to think that he could ever get into fucking West Point to begin with, 916 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,059 and making him fall in love with you, 917 00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:44,435 and goddamn it, for making me fall in love with you, too. 918 00:34:45,676 --> 00:34:47,117 But this isn't about me. 919 00:34:47,348 --> 00:34:49,077 This is about Carl, 920 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:51,653 and he is giving up, and that is on you, 921 00:34:51,807 --> 00:34:55,020 so fuck you, and fuck your dike-y-ass truck! 922 00:34:55,537 --> 00:34:58,492 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 923 00:34:58,577 --> 00:35:03,707 [♪♪♪] 924 00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,287 [fence rattles] 925 00:35:29,616 --> 00:35:30,701 [gate closes] 926 00:35:30,787 --> 00:35:32,782 - [Ian] Fiona! - [laughs] 927 00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:34,577 [Ian] Didn't know you were coming today. 928 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:36,169 I wasn't. 929 00:35:36,255 --> 00:35:37,532 What, you busy? 930 00:35:37,618 --> 00:35:40,363 Uh... You know what? I'll fit you in my schedule. 931 00:35:40,449 --> 00:35:42,194 [Fiona laughs] 932 00:35:42,497 --> 00:35:43,827 Hi. 933 00:35:43,913 --> 00:35:45,343 Mm. 934 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,241 What happened to your head? 935 00:35:47,339 --> 00:35:49,617 A guy in the infirmary had lice. 936 00:35:49,707 --> 00:35:51,902 It was easier just to buzz it. 937 00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:53,992 So you're still working in the infirmary? 938 00:35:54,159 --> 00:35:56,863 Yeah, well, beats working the laundry like Mickey, 939 00:35:57,003 --> 00:35:59,117 plus, I get to put my medical training to use. 940 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:01,324 Mickey washing undies. 941 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:03,049 You gotta send me a picture. 942 00:36:03,135 --> 00:36:04,488 Yeah. 943 00:36:06,808 --> 00:36:08,867 Everything okay at home? 944 00:36:09,058 --> 00:36:10,722 Oh, well, the usual. 945 00:36:10,808 --> 00:36:13,633 Frank broke his femur and is laid up for six months, 946 00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,219 driving us all crazy. 947 00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:16,527 Okay. 948 00:36:16,613 --> 00:36:18,620 Lip's girlfriend's pregnant. 949 00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:21,737 Lip has a girlfriend? 950 00:36:21,982 --> 00:36:24,062 Debbie's still convinced she's gay. 951 00:36:24,152 --> 00:36:26,687 Carl's working at Captain Bob's. 952 00:36:26,827 --> 00:36:28,854 Liam may be missing. 953 00:36:29,637 --> 00:36:32,307 And I'm thinking maybe it's time for me to go. 954 00:36:34,117 --> 00:36:35,784 Go? 955 00:36:35,957 --> 00:36:38,827 Leave. Move someplace else. 956 00:36:39,151 --> 00:36:41,862 [inhales, sighs] 957 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:45,760 Shit. I can't believe I actually said it out loud. 958 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:49,007 Someplace else like... 959 00:36:49,093 --> 00:36:51,268 Somewhere near the equator. 960 00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:53,452 I'm sick of winters, you know? 961 00:36:53,537 --> 00:36:57,393 Ice and sleet and freezing my ass off. 962 00:36:59,338 --> 00:37:01,203 Tell anyone else about this yet? 963 00:37:01,335 --> 00:37:03,627 Thought I'd try it out on you first. 964 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,655 You should go. 965 00:37:08,815 --> 00:37:09,992 What? 966 00:37:10,077 --> 00:37:12,867 You should get the fuck out. You deserve it. 967 00:37:12,957 --> 00:37:15,502 You should go as far away as you can. 968 00:37:16,509 --> 00:37:19,471 You were hoping that I was gonna try and talk you out of it? 969 00:37:19,557 --> 00:37:21,262 [laughs] 970 00:37:21,537 --> 00:37:22,867 Maybe. 971 00:37:22,953 --> 00:37:25,823 ♪ Upbeat music ♪ 972 00:37:25,917 --> 00:37:27,162 [♪♪♪] 973 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:28,662 I'm scared. 974 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:31,104 [laughs] 975 00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:32,991 [sniffs] And now I'm crying. 976 00:37:33,077 --> 00:37:35,162 [♪♪♪] 977 00:37:35,247 --> 00:37:36,992 When would you leave? 978 00:37:37,077 --> 00:37:39,862 [♪♪♪] 979 00:37:40,054 --> 00:37:42,963 Now. Soon. 980 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:45,721 Before I chicken out. 981 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,257 Go. 982 00:37:47,457 --> 00:37:48,979 [♪♪♪] 983 00:37:49,190 --> 00:37:51,475 Go as far away from here as you can, 984 00:37:51,693 --> 00:37:54,273 and don't ever look back, okay? 985 00:37:54,457 --> 00:37:56,096 [♪♪♪] 986 00:37:56,265 --> 00:37:58,180 We'll always be here for you. 987 00:37:58,367 --> 00:37:59,577 [♪♪♪] 988 00:37:59,776 --> 00:38:01,367 Always. 989 00:38:01,457 --> 00:38:05,924 [♪♪♪] 990 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:24,365 - Hey. - Welcome back. 991 00:38:24,497 --> 00:38:26,463 Yeah, uh, sorry. Look, I'll, uh... 992 00:38:26,549 --> 00:38:29,104 - I'll make up the hours, all right? - I know you will. 993 00:38:29,827 --> 00:38:32,182 - Where is she? - Out front. 994 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:33,940 Oh, and Oliver Twist is still waiting 995 00:38:34,026 --> 00:38:35,281 for you to show him how to change a filter. 996 00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:36,815 Fuck. 997 00:38:37,077 --> 00:38:39,367 Hey, Jason. I'll be right with you. 998 00:38:39,457 --> 00:38:40,912 - All right? - All right. 999 00:38:40,997 --> 00:38:43,315 [♪♪♪] 1000 00:38:52,127 --> 00:38:55,323 You guys have really shitty reading material in this dump. 1001 00:38:55,549 --> 00:38:57,705 Got a better selection over at the beauty salon? 1002 00:38:57,791 --> 00:38:59,104 Hell, yeah. 1003 00:38:59,190 --> 00:39:01,330 Gotta keep up on Brad versus Angie. 1004 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:06,769 [♪♪♪] 1005 00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:13,112 Sorry. 1006 00:39:13,823 --> 00:39:16,307 Yeah. You should be. 1007 00:39:16,393 --> 00:39:18,424 You've been kicking my ass ever since you got pregnant. 1008 00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:20,971 I've been kicking your ass since the first day we met. 1009 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:22,621 I don't know why you like me. 1010 00:39:22,707 --> 00:39:23,784 I don't. 1011 00:39:23,870 --> 00:39:25,121 [laughs] 1012 00:39:25,207 --> 00:39:26,702 [♪♪♪] 1013 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,202 I'm hungry. 1014 00:39:28,287 --> 00:39:30,143 Do you want to get something to eat? 1015 00:39:30,252 --> 00:39:32,282 [♪♪♪] 1016 00:39:32,534 --> 00:39:34,424 Yeah, I, uh, 1017 00:39:34,951 --> 00:39:37,531 I got a couple bikes I need to finish up. 1018 00:39:37,784 --> 00:39:39,032 Cool to wait? 1019 00:39:39,117 --> 00:39:40,268 Yeah. 1020 00:39:40,463 --> 00:39:41,995 [chuckles] 1021 00:39:42,242 --> 00:39:43,657 All right. 1022 00:39:43,867 --> 00:39:47,424 [♪♪♪] 1023 00:39:47,926 --> 00:39:49,565 You know the difference between perpetual 1024 00:39:49,651 --> 00:39:51,146 and periodic inventory? 1025 00:39:51,295 --> 00:39:52,549 No idea. 1026 00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:55,026 You gotta know your par level on every item. 1027 00:39:55,248 --> 00:39:56,831 Bread'n'Butter pickles and clams 1028 00:39:56,917 --> 00:39:58,617 are particularly tricky. 1029 00:39:58,707 --> 00:40:00,452 - [tires squeal] - Shit. 1030 00:40:00,537 --> 00:40:04,026 ♪ Heavy metal music ♪ 1031 00:40:04,112 --> 00:40:06,607 - Gallagher! - What are you doing here? 1032 00:40:07,077 --> 00:40:09,592 [both grunt] 1033 00:40:09,869 --> 00:40:11,279 Get off me. 1034 00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:12,740 What do you think you're doing? 1035 00:40:12,826 --> 00:40:13,952 Let me go. 1036 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,295 You're going back, shithead. 1037 00:40:15,381 --> 00:40:16,927 Uh, wait, are you law enforcement? 1038 00:40:17,013 --> 00:40:18,162 What? 1039 00:40:18,247 --> 00:40:20,334 Did he skip bail or something? 1040 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,242 No. Friend. 1041 00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:23,648 Fuck you. 1042 00:40:23,827 --> 00:40:25,242 You think you can ruin your life 1043 00:40:25,327 --> 00:40:26,662 - and blame me? - Fuck. 1044 00:40:26,747 --> 00:40:28,974 [♪♪♪] 1045 00:40:29,707 --> 00:40:32,032 - Let me go, Kelly. - Wow, you're Kelly? 1046 00:40:32,117 --> 00:40:33,782 You're going back to school, Carl. 1047 00:40:33,867 --> 00:40:35,242 Hey, is he gonna be able to work 1048 00:40:35,327 --> 00:40:36,452 - his dinner shift tonight? - Yes! 1049 00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:38,032 No! He just quit! 1050 00:40:38,117 --> 00:40:42,452 [♪♪♪] 1051 00:40:42,537 --> 00:40:44,702 [thudding] 1052 00:40:44,787 --> 00:40:46,037 [door slams] 1053 00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:50,246 Now that's a woman. 1054 00:40:50,332 --> 00:40:51,497 [door closes] 1055 00:40:51,786 --> 00:40:54,700 [♪♪♪] 1056 00:40:58,348 --> 00:40:59,827 Is Liam back from church yet? 1057 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:01,137 - Yeah. - Where is he? 1058 00:41:01,223 --> 00:41:03,327 - In his room. - His room? 1059 00:41:03,573 --> 00:41:05,113 Liam! 1060 00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:09,504 Good afternoon, Deborah. 1061 00:41:09,707 --> 00:41:11,129 [scoffs] Enough, Liam. 1062 00:41:11,215 --> 00:41:12,262 Come on, let's go home. 1063 00:41:12,373 --> 00:41:14,248 Have you noticed anything unusual about me? 1064 00:41:14,458 --> 00:41:15,492 What? 1065 00:41:15,577 --> 00:41:16,867 Like I'm black? 1066 00:41:16,957 --> 00:41:18,958 Yeah, I've noticed that you're black. 1067 00:41:19,207 --> 00:41:22,512 - And you're not. - Your point? 1068 00:41:22,598 --> 00:41:24,763 That you have never made any attempt to surround me 1069 00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,825 with my own cultural and racial heritage. 1070 00:41:31,537 --> 00:41:35,247 [jazz music on speakers] 1071 00:41:38,067 --> 00:41:39,903 Whoa, you know who all these people are? 1072 00:41:39,989 --> 00:41:41,856 I've been sleeping here a couple nights a week 1073 00:41:41,950 --> 00:41:44,098 all summer, and no one even noticed. 1074 00:41:44,184 --> 00:41:45,492 Know what else? 1075 00:41:45,585 --> 00:41:48,755 Mrs. Thompson cooks dinner every night... real food... 1076 00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:51,364 And I get Lucky Charms for breakfast. 1077 00:41:51,450 --> 00:41:52,945 I can buy you Lucky Charms. 1078 00:41:53,031 --> 00:41:54,303 Is that really enough, you think, 1079 00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:55,889 for a young, proud man 1080 00:41:55,975 --> 00:41:57,559 of African descent trying to find 1081 00:41:57,645 --> 00:42:00,184 his identity in today's white America? 1082 00:42:00,457 --> 00:42:05,208 [♪♪♪] 1083 00:42:05,294 --> 00:42:06,414 What's this? 1084 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,926 My list of demands. 1085 00:42:08,046 --> 00:42:10,739 Once agreed upon, I'll consider coming home. 1086 00:42:11,867 --> 00:42:13,590 Twenty-nine things? 1087 00:42:13,676 --> 00:42:15,723 Forty-six. There's some on the back. 1088 00:42:19,654 --> 00:42:21,819 [coos] Book. 1089 00:42:22,029 --> 00:42:23,699 - [sighs] - [babbles] 1090 00:42:24,823 --> 00:42:26,858 - [giggles] - Where have you been? 1091 00:42:27,184 --> 00:42:28,411 Your daughter's made me read. 1092 00:42:28,497 --> 00:42:29,911 The Hungry goddamn Caterpillar 1093 00:42:29,997 --> 00:42:31,598 like, 20 times. 1094 00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:34,114 Caterpillar's dead, honey. 1095 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,117 Someone stepped on it and squished it. 1096 00:42:36,207 --> 00:42:37,952 [Debbie] So Liam's down at the Thompsons', 1097 00:42:38,037 --> 00:42:40,153 said he's decided he's black and wants us 1098 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,742 to do a bunch of black shit. 1099 00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:43,309 [Frank] Black shit? 1100 00:42:43,569 --> 00:42:45,114 His list of demands. 1101 00:42:45,327 --> 00:42:47,153 Look at you. 1102 00:42:47,621 --> 00:42:49,184 [Franny] Ow, my shoe. 1103 00:42:49,456 --> 00:42:51,059 What? 1104 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,622 What is Seamus doing here? 1105 00:42:53,769 --> 00:42:55,379 Mrs. Demopoulos said we could borrow him 1106 00:42:55,465 --> 00:42:57,162 for a few weeks, as long as we feed him. 1107 00:42:57,247 --> 00:42:59,242 He took great care of her when she broke her hip. 1108 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:01,419 Said he loves to give sponge baths. 1109 00:43:02,582 --> 00:43:03,747 Sponge bath? 1110 00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:05,201 Yeah. Come on, Seamus. 1111 00:43:05,287 --> 00:43:07,247 Let's get you a bucket of warm water. 1112 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,031 I've seen him eat cat feces 1113 00:43:11,117 --> 00:43:13,162 out of the sandbox at the playground. 1114 00:43:13,247 --> 00:43:15,412 [faucet running] 1115 00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:17,287 Book. 1116 00:43:17,497 --> 00:43:20,693 [sighs] 1117 00:43:20,874 --> 00:43:23,459 [peppy Spanish music playing on speakers] 1118 00:43:23,747 --> 00:43:26,357 [♪♪♪] 1119 00:43:26,752 --> 00:43:30,740 Can you undo my hands, please? My arm is about to fall asleep. 1120 00:43:40,708 --> 00:43:43,288 [sighs] Can I go now? 1121 00:43:43,457 --> 00:43:44,857 Are you going back to school? 1122 00:43:44,943 --> 00:43:45,958 No. 1123 00:43:46,044 --> 00:43:48,005 Shit, Carl. 1124 00:43:48,202 --> 00:43:51,021 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and man up. 1125 00:43:51,107 --> 00:43:53,451 So you didn't get into West Point, so what? 1126 00:43:53,537 --> 00:43:55,935 Those guys are a bunch of pussies anyway. 1127 00:43:56,692 --> 00:43:58,607 Go to OTS. Earn your commission 1128 00:43:58,693 --> 00:44:01,380 the old-fashioned way, by being a tough motherfucker. 1129 00:44:01,797 --> 00:44:03,216 Who'd you rather serve under? 1130 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:04,782 Some Westie dipshit 1131 00:44:04,867 --> 00:44:07,333 who wrote a paper on Napoleon's Italian campaign, 1132 00:44:07,419 --> 00:44:10,622 or Carl Gallagher, who can reload a MAC-10 1133 00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:13,419 while diving under an Impala during a drive-by? 1134 00:44:13,528 --> 00:44:15,198 [laughs] 1135 00:44:16,457 --> 00:44:17,841 Exactly. 1136 00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:21,992 So are you done being a pussy 1137 00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:24,638 and ready to get back to being the man that I love? 1138 00:44:25,044 --> 00:44:26,552 Wait. What? 1139 00:44:27,355 --> 00:44:29,015 Damn, you're dense. 1140 00:44:29,255 --> 00:44:31,532 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1141 00:44:31,826 --> 00:44:36,497 [♪♪♪] 1142 00:44:38,068 --> 00:44:39,452 Now go ahead? 1143 00:44:39,537 --> 00:44:41,327 [♪♪♪] 1144 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:42,912 I need a beer. 1145 00:44:43,193 --> 00:44:47,849 [♪♪♪] 1146 00:44:54,757 --> 00:44:56,302 You coming, asshole? 1147 00:44:56,497 --> 00:45:00,583 [♪♪♪] 1148 00:45:00,904 --> 00:45:03,069 Hey, Fiona! Found Liam. 1149 00:45:03,287 --> 00:45:04,716 He's moved down to Todd's house. 1150 00:45:04,890 --> 00:45:07,466 He said he's not coming back unless he gets his own room. 1151 00:45:13,624 --> 00:45:15,741 Quick shower, and then we'll go to dinner? 1152 00:45:15,827 --> 00:45:17,782 - [Debbie] Lip! - Okay. Yeah. 1153 00:45:18,142 --> 00:45:19,365 Fiona's leaving. 1154 00:45:19,451 --> 00:45:21,427 She's upstairs, packing her stuff right now. 1155 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,506 What? 1156 00:45:28,568 --> 00:45:30,826 [Tami] Hey, you guys know there's a giant dude 1157 00:45:30,912 --> 00:45:33,310 in your living room, giving Frank a bath? 1158 00:45:33,515 --> 00:45:36,395 Keep your arm up now till I finished under here. 1159 00:45:41,957 --> 00:45:44,827 [distant siren wails] 1160 00:45:59,613 --> 00:46:01,023 So... 1161 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,460 Yeah. 1162 00:46:09,921 --> 00:46:11,701 Where to? 1163 00:46:12,707 --> 00:46:13,867 Not sure. 1164 00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:19,943 Have, uh, an educated guess, or... 1165 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:22,482 I'll probably turn around before I even make it 1166 00:46:22,568 --> 00:46:23,873 to the airport. 1167 00:46:24,231 --> 00:46:25,771 No, you won't. 1168 00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:35,560 Baby? 1169 00:46:36,543 --> 00:46:37,833 Who knows? 1170 00:46:41,776 --> 00:46:43,240 Life, right? 1171 00:46:44,616 --> 00:46:45,888 [laughs] 1172 00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,069 Take care of them for me, will you? 1173 00:46:55,497 --> 00:46:56,757 Promise? 1174 00:46:56,843 --> 00:46:58,143 Promise. 1175 00:47:00,911 --> 00:47:03,002 [Tami] That giant's name is Seamus, 1176 00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:04,576 and he's trying to do something to your dad 1177 00:47:04,628 --> 00:47:06,793 with salt water and a turkey baster. 1178 00:47:08,577 --> 00:47:10,849 Oh, hi. 1179 00:47:10,935 --> 00:47:11,935 [Tami laughs] 1180 00:47:13,327 --> 00:47:14,742 A'ight, well, you're not going anywhere 1181 00:47:14,827 --> 00:47:16,327 without a goodbye party, all right? 1182 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:18,117 No. Yes, we are throwing you 1183 00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:20,466 a party, so shut the fuck up and have a good time. 1184 00:47:20,552 --> 00:47:22,115 All right, Gallaghers! 1185 00:47:22,497 --> 00:47:24,122 Party! 1186 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,996 Yo! 1187 00:47:26,169 --> 00:47:27,787 So Fiona is going 1188 00:47:27,873 --> 00:47:29,763 and we are going to throw her a big-ass party. 1189 00:47:29,849 --> 00:47:30,916 All right? 1190 00:47:31,002 --> 00:47:32,497 Going? Going where? 1191 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:33,617 Nobody knows. 1192 00:47:33,707 --> 00:47:35,685 Carl, you're on pizza and beer, yeah? 1193 00:47:35,771 --> 00:47:36,982 - I'll drive. - Okay. 1194 00:47:37,068 --> 00:47:38,607 - [Debbie] I'll go get Liam. - All right, I'll round up. 1195 00:47:38,693 --> 00:47:40,654 Kev and V and, uh, get the barbecue from Lem's. 1196 00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:42,193 - You can drive? Great. - Yeah. 1197 00:47:43,036 --> 00:47:44,340 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay. 1198 00:47:44,457 --> 00:47:45,952 Here... wait. Stop, no, for... 1199 00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:47,992 I can do it. Sh... give me the sponge. 1200 00:47:48,077 --> 00:47:49,282 I can do it. 1201 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:50,615 Get in there good, now. 1202 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,491 - I know how to do it. - Mm-hmm. 1203 00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:56,912 [♪♪♪] 1204 00:47:57,162 --> 00:47:58,702 [grunts] 1205 00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:17,482 [Frank] Going somewhere? 1206 00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:22,497 [♪♪♪] 1207 00:48:24,091 --> 00:48:26,052 Everybody leave? 1208 00:48:26,545 --> 00:48:28,771 They're out gathering supplies 1209 00:48:28,857 --> 00:48:31,045 for your bon voyage celebration. 1210 00:48:33,482 --> 00:48:35,107 You skipping the fun? 1211 00:48:35,417 --> 00:48:36,617 Yeah. Afraid if I stay, 1212 00:48:36,707 --> 00:48:37,952 I might never leave. 1213 00:48:38,037 --> 00:48:39,827 [laughs] 1214 00:48:42,617 --> 00:48:44,952 It's getting a little tepid there, Seamus. 1215 00:48:45,037 --> 00:48:46,367 Could you heat up the water? 1216 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:48,707 [water sloshing] 1217 00:48:54,707 --> 00:48:55,952 Seamus? 1218 00:48:56,037 --> 00:48:57,896 Debbie's idea. 1219 00:48:58,801 --> 00:49:00,086 Free. 1220 00:49:00,327 --> 00:49:03,457 [faucet running] 1221 00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:18,310 Well, I'll see you around. 1222 00:49:24,497 --> 00:49:26,209 You did a good job. 1223 00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:29,357 Monica wasn't up to it. You stepped in and helped. 1224 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,193 Thanks. 1225 00:49:32,707 --> 00:49:34,920 [scoffs] 1226 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:37,201 "Helped." 1227 00:49:40,536 --> 00:49:42,522 I did it all, Frank. 1228 00:49:42,857 --> 00:49:45,176 [laughing] Yeah, well, 1229 00:49:45,912 --> 00:49:48,254 if that helps you sleep better. 1230 00:49:48,715 --> 00:49:51,625 ♪ Warm guitar music ♪ 1231 00:49:51,746 --> 00:49:53,531 [♪♪♪] 1232 00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:55,367 See you around, Frank. 1233 00:49:55,457 --> 00:49:56,801 I doubt it. 1234 00:49:57,002 --> 00:49:59,481 Okay, lift me up. 1235 00:50:00,348 --> 00:50:01,912 Do my ass. 1236 00:50:01,997 --> 00:50:03,242 [door slams] 1237 00:50:03,327 --> 00:50:07,481 [♪♪♪] 1238 00:50:35,247 --> 00:50:38,223 [train rumbling] 1239 00:50:38,667 --> 00:50:43,411 [♪♪♪] 1240 00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:58,077 [door opens] 1241 00:50:58,270 --> 00:51:03,287 [♪♪♪] 1242 00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:11,686 Hey! 1243 00:51:11,934 --> 00:51:13,543 The barbecue is back. 1244 00:51:13,629 --> 00:51:15,364 They were out of chicken, 1245 00:51:15,450 --> 00:51:17,325 but I got extra ribs! 1246 00:51:18,356 --> 00:51:20,075 Come on down! 1247 00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:21,952 [♪♪♪] 1248 00:51:22,131 --> 00:51:23,817 Fiona! 1249 00:51:23,965 --> 00:51:28,457 [♪♪♪] 1250 00:51:29,957 --> 00:51:31,162 Fiona? 1251 00:51:31,395 --> 00:51:32,992 [♪♪♪] 1252 00:51:33,077 --> 00:51:34,340 Fiona! 1253 00:51:34,426 --> 00:51:35,581 [♪♪♪] 1254 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:36,989 Hey. 1255 00:51:37,207 --> 00:51:41,787 [♪♪♪] 1256 00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:04,952 ♪ Popping like the top off a bottle ♪ 1257 00:52:05,037 --> 00:52:06,327 ♪ And I ain't stopping yet ♪ 1258 00:52:06,417 --> 00:52:08,761 ♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪ 1259 00:52:08,847 --> 00:52:12,032 ♪ Ain't no clouds hanging over me ♪ 1260 00:52:12,117 --> 00:52:15,363 - Yo, big Phil! - What's up, man? 1261 00:52:15,449 --> 00:52:17,494 ♪ Gonna start today, good morning ♪ 1262 00:52:17,747 --> 00:52:19,589 [groans] 1263 00:52:19,747 --> 00:52:21,863 Think I'd make a shitty dad? 1264 00:52:22,117 --> 00:52:23,202 What? No. 1265 00:52:23,287 --> 00:52:24,308 You'd make a great dad. 1266 00:52:24,394 --> 00:52:26,136 Why, you think about having kids? 1267 00:52:26,859 --> 00:52:28,269 Tami's pregnant. 1268 00:52:28,355 --> 00:52:29,363 [Kev] No shit. 1269 00:52:29,449 --> 00:52:30,581 - Yep. - Oh, man. 1270 00:52:30,667 --> 00:52:32,327 That's fantastic. You're gonna love it. 1271 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:33,617 Babies are the best. 1272 00:52:33,707 --> 00:52:35,417 I'm not sure if she's interested 1273 00:52:35,503 --> 00:52:37,175 in me being too involved. 1274 00:52:37,457 --> 00:52:39,496 She said she thinks I'd be a shitty dad. 1275 00:52:39,582 --> 00:52:40,992 - So. - [Kev] Huh. 1276 00:52:41,077 --> 00:52:43,496 I, uh... I thought since you were a great father, 1277 00:52:43,582 --> 00:52:45,367 - that you'd... - Thank you. 1278 00:52:45,457 --> 00:52:47,327 ♪ A Beatle on stage ♪ 1279 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,285 I don't know. Maybe you'd have an opinion. 1280 00:52:49,371 --> 00:52:50,786 ♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪ 1281 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:52,810 About what makes a good father? 1282 00:52:52,896 --> 00:52:55,294 Yeah. I, uh... 1283 00:52:55,471 --> 00:52:57,888 I didn't have much of a role model at home. 1284 00:52:58,005 --> 00:52:59,474 [beer can pops] 1285 00:52:59,667 --> 00:53:01,532 - Frank. - Yeah. 1286 00:53:01,617 --> 00:53:02,849 No shit. 1287 00:53:03,077 --> 00:53:05,117 ♪ Good morning ♪ 1288 00:53:05,271 --> 00:53:07,867 I'm... not sure 1289 00:53:07,957 --> 00:53:10,203 if I even know how to be a great father. 1290 00:53:11,706 --> 00:53:13,411 You just love 'em, man. 1291 00:53:13,497 --> 00:53:15,524 ♪ It goes like this ♪ 1292 00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:17,860 It's hard to fuck 'em up if you just love 'em. 1293 00:53:18,016 --> 00:53:20,281 ♪ But I got the feeling right now ♪ 1294 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:22,031 You think you can do that? 1295 00:53:22,130 --> 00:53:23,875 ♪ I've been down ♪ 1296 00:53:24,077 --> 00:53:25,282 Yeah. 1297 00:53:25,398 --> 00:53:27,662 Yeah, I think so, too. 1298 00:53:27,718 --> 00:53:29,798 ♪ I've been up, I've been down ♪ 1299 00:53:29,917 --> 00:53:32,374 ♪ Do you got the feeling right now? ♪ 1300 00:53:32,534 --> 00:53:34,649 ♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪ 1301 00:53:34,866 --> 00:53:38,661 ♪ Ain't no clouds hanging over me ♪ 1302 00:53:38,751 --> 00:53:40,121 Holy shit. 1303 00:53:40,312 --> 00:53:41,662 What? 1304 00:53:41,913 --> 00:53:44,437 A check for $50,000 1305 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:45,867 from Fiona. 1306 00:53:45,957 --> 00:53:47,398 Is there a note? 1307 00:53:47,527 --> 00:53:49,647 ♪ Good morning ♪ 1308 00:53:49,807 --> 00:53:51,672 "Love you." 1309 00:53:51,867 --> 00:53:53,662 Yeah, she does. 1310 00:53:53,747 --> 00:53:56,577 [♪♪♪] 1311 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,867 [Veronica sighs] All right! 1312 00:53:58,957 --> 00:54:01,827 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 1313 00:54:01,917 --> 00:54:06,827 [♪♪♪] 1314 00:54:08,252 --> 00:54:11,163 ♪ Say it with your chest ♪ 1315 00:54:11,406 --> 00:54:14,531 ♪ Say it with your chest ♪ 1316 00:54:14,804 --> 00:54:17,101 ♪ Pray it work again ♪ 1317 00:54:17,374 --> 00:54:18,992 ♪ Putting diamonds on my back ♪ 1318 00:54:19,077 --> 00:54:21,109 ♪ Putting diamonds on my back, yeah ♪ 1319 00:54:21,195 --> 00:54:23,820 ♪ Say it with your chest ♪ 1320 00:54:24,077 --> 00:54:25,327 Sorry. 1321 00:54:25,417 --> 00:54:27,429 ♪ Say it with your chest ♪ 1322 00:54:27,562 --> 00:54:29,851 ♪ Pray it work again ♪ 1323 00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:32,038 ♪ Putting diamonds on my back ♪ 1324 00:54:32,163 --> 00:54:34,077 ♪ Putting diamonds on my back, yeah ♪ 1325 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:36,032 ♪ But you know if I waste my time ♪ 1326 00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,600 That's my daughter, Sarah. She really wanted 1327 00:54:38,695 --> 00:54:40,702 the window, to see us take off, if that's okay. 1328 00:54:40,788 --> 00:54:42,219 She's never been on a plane before. 1329 00:54:42,296 --> 00:54:43,342 It's fine. 1330 00:54:44,023 --> 00:54:45,937 Let me know if she bothers you. 1331 00:54:47,296 --> 00:54:49,085 I'm sure she won't bother me. 1332 00:54:49,273 --> 00:54:51,898 [Fiona] It's my first time on a plane, too. 1333 00:54:51,999 --> 00:54:57,812 ♪ Just like last, last night ♪ 1334 00:54:58,031 --> 00:55:00,952 ♪ I want more out of life ♪ 1335 00:55:01,037 --> 00:55:04,132 ♪ Than this ♪ 1336 00:55:04,499 --> 00:55:07,507 ♪ I want more ♪ 1337 00:55:07,593 --> 00:55:10,546 ♪ I want more ♪ 1338 00:55:10,882 --> 00:55:14,202 ♪ I want more out of life ♪ 1339 00:55:14,287 --> 00:55:17,032 ♪ Than this ♪ 1340 00:55:17,117 --> 00:55:20,452 ♪ I want more ♪ 1341 00:55:20,537 --> 00:55:24,312 ♪ I want more ♪ 1342 00:55:24,398 --> 00:55:26,893 [clamoring] 1343 00:55:26,979 --> 00:55:31,819 [♪♪♪] 1344 00:55:49,247 --> 00:55:52,580 ♪ I want more out of life ♪ 1345 00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:55,408 ♪ Than this ♪ 1346 00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:58,577 ♪ I want more ♪ 1347 00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:01,931 ♪ I want more ♪ 1348 00:56:02,119 --> 00:56:05,385 ♪ I want more out of life ♪ 1349 00:56:05,471 --> 00:56:08,322 ♪ Than this ♪ 1350 00:56:08,416 --> 00:56:11,018 ♪ I want more ♪ 1351 00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:15,291 ♪ I want more ♪ Sync corrections by srjanapala 90554

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