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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:07,811 Hey. How you been? 2 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:09,552 Forget what happened last week? 3 00:00:09,659 --> 00:00:10,842 I'm not surprised, 4 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,182 with some of that cheap-ass ganj 5 00:00:12,268 --> 00:00:13,677 you've been smoking. 6 00:00:16,276 --> 00:00:18,588 Try some of this good Canadian shit. 7 00:00:18,793 --> 00:00:20,627 - Little help here! - Put me down! Put me down! 8 00:00:20,713 --> 00:00:22,081 - No more! Ah! - Oh! 9 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:23,135 What happened? 10 00:00:23,221 --> 00:00:25,065 - He busted his leg. - Is that bone? 11 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:27,052 It took six plates and 18 screws, 12 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:28,838 but I think we got Humpty Dumpty 13 00:00:28,924 --> 00:00:30,841 - put back together again. - Drugs. 14 00:00:30,927 --> 00:00:32,440 I went to get a test done, to find out 15 00:00:32,526 --> 00:00:34,761 if I inherited a genetic mutation from my mom 16 00:00:34,847 --> 00:00:36,885 that means I'm probably gonna die of breast cancer. 17 00:00:36,971 --> 00:00:38,557 - And? - I don't find out the results 18 00:00:38,643 --> 00:00:39,690 for a couple days. 19 00:00:39,776 --> 00:00:41,690 Liam? Liam, you home? 20 00:00:43,081 --> 00:00:45,048 - You gonna answer? - Took them two days 21 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:47,427 to realize I was gone. Can't be too worried. 22 00:00:47,517 --> 00:00:48,760 I think we should break up. 23 00:00:48,846 --> 00:00:49,870 Call me 24 00:00:49,956 --> 00:00:51,132 when you're not so needy. 25 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,901 Why the long face, little pirate? 26 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:54,377 I didn't make it past the first round of cuts 27 00:00:54,463 --> 00:00:55,552 for West Point, 28 00:00:55,637 --> 00:00:56,882 and my lesbian sister 29 00:00:56,967 --> 00:00:58,052 is in love with my girlfriend, 30 00:00:58,137 --> 00:00:59,262 trying to turn her gay, too. 31 00:00:59,347 --> 00:01:00,971 Oh, what are you doing? 32 00:01:01,057 --> 00:01:02,111 I'm sorry. 33 00:01:02,197 --> 00:01:04,011 I'm not gay. 34 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,262 She doesn't love me. 35 00:01:05,347 --> 00:01:06,467 Kelly's a bitch. 36 00:01:06,557 --> 00:01:07,728 She likes to break hearts. 37 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:09,049 We should go fuck her up. 38 00:01:09,221 --> 00:01:11,506 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 39 00:01:13,721 --> 00:01:14,760 Kev? 40 00:01:14,846 --> 00:01:15,968 Did you just... 41 00:01:16,054 --> 00:01:16,924 Mm-hmm. 42 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,174 Eight seconds. 43 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:19,666 Twelve-year-olds last longer. 44 00:01:19,752 --> 00:01:21,838 Have you been sending two children to our school 45 00:01:21,924 --> 00:01:23,174 for the price of one for months? 46 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:24,570 We're very sorry, Sister. 47 00:01:24,656 --> 00:01:27,070 We need a Jesus for the Festival of St. Felicity 48 00:01:27,156 --> 00:01:28,467 pageant next weekend. 49 00:01:28,557 --> 00:01:30,302 And you want Kev to be Jesus? 50 00:01:30,387 --> 00:01:32,157 I saw the "Help Wanted" sign. 51 00:01:32,251 --> 00:01:33,595 Need a job. 52 00:01:34,563 --> 00:01:35,821 Holy fuck. 53 00:01:35,907 --> 00:01:37,157 - Hi, Max. - Uh, listen. 54 00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:39,262 Zoning on that lot you're a partner in got approved. 55 00:01:39,347 --> 00:01:40,528 I don't remember exactly how much 56 00:01:40,614 --> 00:01:42,290 - you have in the partnership. - A hundred. 57 00:01:42,376 --> 00:01:43,467 What if I bought you out now? 58 00:01:43,557 --> 00:01:45,477 I'll call you in the morning. We'll get it done. 59 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:58,274 *SHAMELESS* 60 00:01:58,571 --> 00:02:00,609 *SHAMELESS* Season 09 Episode 14 61 00:02:00,695 --> 00:02:02,695 *SHAMELESS* Episode Title: "Found" 62 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:05,842 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 63 00:02:05,927 --> 00:02:09,111 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 64 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:12,173 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 65 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:16,580 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 66 00:02:16,775 --> 00:02:19,721 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 67 00:02:19,978 --> 00:02:23,173 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 68 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,431 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 69 00:02:25,517 --> 00:02:28,861 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 70 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:39,936 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 71 00:02:40,217 --> 00:02:43,088 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 72 00:02:43,307 --> 00:02:46,353 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 73 00:02:46,642 --> 00:02:50,525 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 74 00:02:50,994 --> 00:02:54,134 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 75 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:57,842 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 76 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,762 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 77 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:03,744 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 78 00:03:06,057 --> 00:03:08,717 ♪ Tranquil guitar music ♪ 79 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,895 Hey, what are you doing up so early? 80 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,506 Going out. 81 00:03:35,637 --> 00:03:36,882 - Hey. - Hey. 82 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,051 - You ready? - Yeah. 83 00:03:38,137 --> 00:03:39,302 - Gloves. - Yeah. 84 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,717 Spray paint? Nails? 85 00:03:40,807 --> 00:03:42,246 - You got the sugar? - Yep, 86 00:03:42,371 --> 00:03:43,552 and the hammer. 87 00:03:43,637 --> 00:03:44,637 Let's do this. 88 00:03:44,723 --> 00:03:46,055 What are you two up to? 89 00:03:46,141 --> 00:03:47,621 We're gonna go fuck up a truck. 90 00:03:47,707 --> 00:03:49,627 Fuck it up good. I'll be back 91 00:03:49,713 --> 00:03:50,900 before Franny wakes up. 92 00:03:56,682 --> 00:03:59,048 ♪ Because my days is a mess ♪ 93 00:03:59,134 --> 00:04:00,802 ♪ My nights is a mess ♪ 94 00:04:00,887 --> 00:04:02,012 ♪ My life is a mess ♪ 95 00:04:04,009 --> 00:04:06,150 ♪ My life is a mess of happiness ♪ 96 00:04:06,236 --> 00:04:09,900 ♪ Lust, sex, obsession, desire with no love ♪ 97 00:04:10,097 --> 00:04:12,267 ♪ Fuck it, my bae is a mess ♪ 98 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,928 ♪ My side bitch a mess ♪ 99 00:04:14,017 --> 00:04:16,217 ♪ My wifey a mess ♪ 100 00:04:16,307 --> 00:04:17,552 ♪ I guess ♪ 101 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:19,012 ♪ My bae is obsessed ♪ 102 00:04:19,097 --> 00:04:20,632 ♪ My side bitch possessed ♪ 103 00:04:20,717 --> 00:04:22,728 ♪ My wifey careless ♪ 104 00:04:22,927 --> 00:04:24,806 ♪ But you gonna have to excuse my mess ♪ 105 00:04:24,892 --> 00:04:26,352 ♪ She gonna have to excuse my ex ♪ 106 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:27,845 ♪ I'ma have to excuse her pets ♪ 107 00:04:27,931 --> 00:04:29,486 Hello? 108 00:04:29,572 --> 00:04:31,511 ♪ If she gon' ride on this Tune Express ♪ 109 00:04:31,597 --> 00:04:35,275 Debbie? Lip? 110 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:38,158 ♪ Step nigga to the left, nigga to the left ♪ 111 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:40,134 It's Fiona. 112 00:04:40,887 --> 00:04:43,177 Whatcha need, Frank? 113 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,236 Oxy time. 114 00:04:45,775 --> 00:04:47,150 I doubt it. 115 00:04:47,236 --> 00:04:49,947 ♪ It's quarter to 7:00 they just heard ♪ 116 00:04:50,252 --> 00:04:52,728 Uh, yeah, Debbie gave you one 117 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:55,501 at midnight last night, so you don't get another one 118 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,166 - until 8:00 a.m. - What time is it? 119 00:04:57,252 --> 00:04:59,142 It's almost 6:00. 120 00:04:59,347 --> 00:05:00,427 It hurts. 121 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,262 I'm sure it does. 122 00:05:02,347 --> 00:05:03,439 The bottle says 123 00:05:03,525 --> 00:05:05,962 take as needed for pain. I'm in pain. 124 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,791 I don't even know where Debbie keeps them. 125 00:05:07,877 --> 00:05:09,427 Where she hides them, you mean. 126 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,427 - Wake her up. Find out. - She's not here. 127 00:05:11,517 --> 00:05:12,884 Bullshit. Debbie! 128 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,564 Shh! Jesus. 129 00:05:14,704 --> 00:05:16,064 She just left. 130 00:05:16,235 --> 00:05:17,673 When's she coming back? 131 00:05:17,759 --> 00:05:19,189 Soon. 132 00:05:19,942 --> 00:05:22,501 Just... Try to go back to sleep. 133 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:25,087 I need coffee. 134 00:05:28,055 --> 00:05:30,626 My bandage needs changing. 135 00:05:31,376 --> 00:05:32,860 It's not my turn. 136 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,954 Need a sponge bath. 137 00:05:35,056 --> 00:05:36,845 Not a chance. 138 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,517 I'm starting to smell. 139 00:05:39,927 --> 00:05:41,353 And that's new how? 140 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:43,251 You could call Debbie. 141 00:05:43,337 --> 00:05:45,071 Jesus. How long did the doctors say 142 00:05:45,157 --> 00:05:47,008 you were gonna be like this? 143 00:05:47,517 --> 00:05:49,525 Three to six months. 144 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:54,360 Sweet Jesus. 145 00:05:56,902 --> 00:05:58,607 The truck's in the driveway. 146 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:00,780 Stay low. Don't want to trigger 147 00:06:00,866 --> 00:06:02,051 the motion detector lights. 148 00:06:02,137 --> 00:06:03,802 - Ready? - Roger that. 149 00:06:03,887 --> 00:06:06,342 ♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪ 150 00:06:06,427 --> 00:06:07,762 ♪ Whoo-oo ♪ 151 00:06:07,851 --> 00:06:09,181 Operation Annapolis is a go. 152 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:11,052 - Ready? - Copy that. 153 00:06:11,189 --> 00:06:13,632 ♪ I'm, I'm ♪ 154 00:06:27,097 --> 00:06:29,632 ♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪ 155 00:06:29,717 --> 00:06:31,802 ♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ 156 00:06:31,887 --> 00:06:33,677 ♪ Whoo-oo, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪ 157 00:06:33,767 --> 00:06:35,762 ♪ I'm, I'm ♪ 158 00:06:43,717 --> 00:06:44,729 Carl, 159 00:06:44,815 --> 00:06:46,177 locking gas cap. 160 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,667 Get the screwdriver. 161 00:06:51,347 --> 00:06:53,198 - Hammer. - Too noisy. 162 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:55,073 I'm just gonna give it a tap. Hammer. 163 00:06:58,267 --> 00:07:00,425 Come on, put the sugar in. Come on! 164 00:07:05,371 --> 00:07:07,496 It's Kelly. What do we do? 165 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:09,177 Run! 166 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:12,237 Hey, assholes! 167 00:07:13,637 --> 00:07:15,382 Oh, come on! Come on. 168 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:16,526 Shh! Come on. 169 00:07:17,847 --> 00:07:20,815 I see you motherfuckers! 170 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:24,550 ♪ You drive me wild, you drive me wild ♪ 171 00:07:31,978 --> 00:07:33,011 - Hey. - Hey. 172 00:07:33,097 --> 00:07:34,237 Liam still sleeping? 173 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:35,745 He's not in there. 174 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:37,940 He's not? 175 00:07:38,026 --> 00:07:39,132 Wanna see if he could cover 176 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:41,143 my Frank shift for a few hours later. 177 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,651 - Where you going? - Preliminary hearing 178 00:07:43,737 --> 00:07:45,776 for punching. Liam's lemonade lady. 179 00:07:45,862 --> 00:07:47,190 Oh. You need company? 180 00:07:47,276 --> 00:07:48,831 Could maybe get off work for a few hours. 181 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:50,425 No, I'm good. They knocked it down 182 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:51,767 to a misdemeanor. 183 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:57,089 Did Frank tell you his recovery could take six months? 184 00:07:57,175 --> 00:07:59,217 - Six months? - Yeah. 185 00:07:59,307 --> 00:08:01,927 This morning, he asked me to give him a sponge bath. 186 00:08:02,017 --> 00:08:03,120 What was that like? 187 00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:04,427 Well, I didn't do it. 188 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:06,552 Jesus, I'd have nightmares for years. 189 00:08:06,637 --> 00:08:07,842 Schedule Debbie made 190 00:08:07,927 --> 00:08:09,893 is working out okay. You know, spreading the load around. 191 00:08:09,979 --> 00:08:12,089 It's like having a 160-pound baby 192 00:08:12,175 --> 00:08:13,382 on the couch. 193 00:08:13,604 --> 00:08:15,177 Oh, and there's a massive dump 194 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:16,667 waiting down there in his bedpan. 195 00:08:16,753 --> 00:08:18,011 That's what I've been smelling? 196 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:19,302 Uh-huh. 197 00:08:19,387 --> 00:08:20,802 Well, we could get him 198 00:08:20,887 --> 00:08:22,592 adult diapers, right? 199 00:08:22,677 --> 00:08:23,927 You want to be the one 200 00:08:24,017 --> 00:08:25,862 wiping the shit out of his pubic hair 201 00:08:25,948 --> 00:08:27,132 with a warm washcloth 202 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:29,315 during diaper changes? 203 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,177 Oxy? 204 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:44,096 Oh, Christ. What's that smell? 205 00:08:44,182 --> 00:08:45,262 Bedpan. 206 00:08:45,347 --> 00:08:46,706 Whose shift is it? 207 00:08:46,815 --> 00:08:47,927 Carl. 208 00:08:48,017 --> 00:08:50,132 - Fuck me. - Did you two 209 00:08:50,217 --> 00:08:51,967 hold up a liquor store this morning? 210 00:08:52,057 --> 00:08:53,762 - Is that Debbie? - Yes. 211 00:08:53,847 --> 00:08:55,132 Oxy! 212 00:08:55,217 --> 00:08:56,721 Not for another half-hour, Frank. 213 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:58,512 I need it now. 214 00:08:58,604 --> 00:08:59,893 Take too much Oxy, 215 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:01,182 it's gonna make you constipated. 216 00:09:01,268 --> 00:09:03,182 It hasn't happened yet. 217 00:09:04,698 --> 00:09:06,427 Christ, what did he eat? 218 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:08,842 Okay, last one for eight hours, Frank. 219 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,003 Better enjoy it. 220 00:09:10,089 --> 00:09:11,971 Then two. Give me two. 221 00:09:12,057 --> 00:09:13,131 Nope, you're only 222 00:09:13,217 --> 00:09:14,927 - allowed one, Frank. - Two! 223 00:09:15,017 --> 00:09:16,302 - I won't make it on one. - Sorry, Frank. 224 00:09:16,387 --> 00:09:17,467 So? 225 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,217 Frank. Any ideas? 226 00:09:19,307 --> 00:09:21,132 It's not like we have that many options. 227 00:09:21,217 --> 00:09:23,886 Can't, like, drug him and dump him under a bridge. 228 00:09:23,972 --> 00:09:25,432 - Why not? - We could do real time. 229 00:09:25,518 --> 00:09:26,971 Elder abuse. 230 00:09:27,057 --> 00:09:28,302 Nah, no jury would convict. 231 00:09:28,387 --> 00:09:30,132 We can get him back on disability. 232 00:09:30,217 --> 00:09:32,346 You know? Get the state to hire somebody to help him. 233 00:09:32,432 --> 00:09:33,503 That could take months. 234 00:09:33,589 --> 00:09:35,342 Juice? I need juice. 235 00:09:35,427 --> 00:09:37,143 We're having a family meeting, Frank! 236 00:09:37,229 --> 00:09:38,512 About what? 237 00:09:38,597 --> 00:09:39,839 About your sorry ass! 238 00:09:39,925 --> 00:09:41,667 Hey, wait. Doesn't he still have money 239 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:42,831 from that Randy guy? 240 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,409 - Who? - Ingrid's ex. 241 00:09:44,495 --> 00:09:46,035 He paid Frank to stay away from her. 242 00:09:46,121 --> 00:09:47,696 No Randy money left. 243 00:09:47,927 --> 00:09:49,632 You couldn't have possibly spent it already. 244 00:09:49,717 --> 00:09:50,995 All gone. No money. 245 00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:53,581 What about the cash that he made on that drug deal? 246 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,346 It's my rainy day fund. 247 00:09:55,432 --> 00:09:57,592 Yeah, and this is a goddamn monsoon, Frank. 248 00:09:57,677 --> 00:09:59,382 I'll call around and, uh, 249 00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:01,427 see how much a home healthcare worker costs. 250 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,802 I got it. 251 00:10:02,887 --> 00:10:04,052 Oh, I don't mind. 252 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,464 No worries. I'm on it. 253 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:07,526 I don't need a healthcare worker. 254 00:10:07,612 --> 00:10:08,762 Yes, you do. 255 00:10:08,847 --> 00:10:09,948 Times like these 256 00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:12,011 were made for families 257 00:10:12,143 --> 00:10:15,388 caring for loved ones in their time of need. 258 00:10:15,637 --> 00:10:17,467 Nobody loves you, Frank. 259 00:10:17,557 --> 00:10:19,762 Hey, um, anybody see Liam last night? 260 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,737 Yeah, he was watching TV on the sofa with Frank. 261 00:10:22,877 --> 00:10:24,643 - He sleep here? - I think so. 262 00:10:24,745 --> 00:10:26,262 I didn't tuck him in or anything. 263 00:10:26,347 --> 00:10:28,132 Here's your bedpan back. 264 00:10:28,217 --> 00:10:29,682 Don't use it again till someone else can get it. 265 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,620 Hey. Catch a meeting later? 266 00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:33,222 I think I'm gonna do an Al-Anon meeting 267 00:10:33,307 --> 00:10:34,315 - again today. - All right, well, 268 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,066 let us know if you think it's worthwhile. 269 00:10:36,229 --> 00:10:38,003 We could turn it into a fun-filled activity 270 00:10:38,089 --> 00:10:39,557 for the whole family. 271 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,842 Carl, you want me to make you some eggs? 272 00:10:42,927 --> 00:10:45,870 Thanks, but I have coffee and cereal in the morning. 273 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:47,427 Debbie, scrambled eggs? 274 00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:48,851 Coffee for me. 275 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,847 Excuse me. 276 00:10:54,431 --> 00:10:55,714 Kelly again? 277 00:10:57,229 --> 00:11:00,565 Yeah. 278 00:11:00,651 --> 00:11:02,534 So, what are your plans? 279 00:11:03,284 --> 00:11:04,667 Uh, well, 280 00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:06,761 I'ma go to that, uh, Al-Anon meeting... 281 00:11:06,863 --> 00:11:07,948 No, not today. 282 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,331 For the future. 283 00:11:10,425 --> 00:11:12,565 I... I don't know. 284 00:11:12,854 --> 00:11:14,776 I-I haven't really thought about it. 285 00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,245 Franny needs a real bed. 286 00:11:16,331 --> 00:11:17,721 She's too big for her crib now, 287 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,807 and my room doesn't have enough space for two beds, 288 00:11:19,927 --> 00:11:21,747 so I was thinking that you could take my room 289 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:23,793 and Franny and I could take your old room. 290 00:11:25,307 --> 00:11:26,542 Sure. 291 00:11:27,198 --> 00:11:29,262 Well, I'm gonna go wake up Franny. 292 00:11:29,347 --> 00:11:30,677 Keep her up there too long, 293 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,167 she won't be able to sleep at night. 294 00:11:40,513 --> 00:11:43,088 ♪ Now there was a time ♪ 295 00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:44,995 Oh, Kev? 296 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:46,842 ♪ When you loved me so ♪ 297 00:11:46,927 --> 00:11:49,276 Kevin? 298 00:11:50,011 --> 00:11:51,342 Yeah. 299 00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:53,284 - You still haven't... - No. 300 00:11:53,503 --> 00:11:54,690 - Hm... - How long? 301 00:11:54,776 --> 00:11:55,861 47 minutes. 302 00:11:55,947 --> 00:11:57,942 Oh, baby! 303 00:11:58,378 --> 00:12:00,011 This is so fantastic. 304 00:12:00,104 --> 00:12:01,800 Oh, yeah, it's wonderful, baby. 305 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:04,214 - Oh... - And I am so happy 306 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,831 - for you, baby. - Oh, happy, happy! 307 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,339 Mm. But all good things must come to an end. 308 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,979 ♪ Can't wait till you see ♪ 309 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,612 Come to an end, now, Kevin. 310 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,167 You don't want to try for 60 minutes? 311 00:12:15,253 --> 00:12:16,632 Nope. Now. 312 00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:18,927 Mm. 313 00:12:19,017 --> 00:12:20,632 Do that thing with my balls. 314 00:12:20,717 --> 00:12:22,300 Okay. 315 00:12:22,386 --> 00:12:23,472 This? 316 00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:24,893 No, no, no. The other thing. 317 00:12:25,081 --> 00:12:26,675 - This? - Yes. 318 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,167 Yes! 319 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,534 ♪ How you like me now ♪ 320 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,181 Oh! 321 00:12:36,472 --> 00:12:37,870 Oh. 322 00:12:38,177 --> 00:12:39,424 - Kevin. - Mm. 323 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,581 - Mm. - Okay. 324 00:12:41,674 --> 00:12:42,724 Oh. 325 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,632 ♪ Make you love me baby ♪ 326 00:12:48,717 --> 00:12:50,971 Fuck you, Mr. Vasectomy. 327 00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:52,762 I'm a man again! 328 00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:08,012 Hey. 329 00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:10,104 - You working today? - Yeah. 330 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,622 Sorry about West Point. 331 00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,382 Oh, it's no big deal. 332 00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:15,592 I mean, it was stupid for me to even apply. 333 00:13:15,677 --> 00:13:16,802 I don't know what I was thinking. 334 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:18,717 They're never gonna accept someone like me. 335 00:13:19,847 --> 00:13:21,092 It's their loss. 336 00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:23,041 Yeah. Fuck 'em, right? 337 00:13:23,238 --> 00:13:25,233 I gotta get to work. Can't be late. 338 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,188 Who's gonna fry those fish sticks? 339 00:13:38,019 --> 00:13:40,519 - Ay! Jesus! - Ugh. 340 00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:43,909 This is nasty. 341 00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:46,768 Any of those beers have something left in them? 342 00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:48,810 No. 343 00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:50,512 Any left in the fridge? 344 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,510 Let me finish this first. 345 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:54,590 Ugh. 346 00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:58,137 Called a couple home healthcare worker places. 347 00:13:58,267 --> 00:13:59,784 Twenty-two bucks an hour. 348 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,012 Thirty for overnights. 349 00:14:01,097 --> 00:14:04,026 Totally unnecessary. Just set me up in here 350 00:14:04,112 --> 00:14:05,815 with my Oxys, a couple of brews, 351 00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,762 and the remote, and I'm good as gold. 352 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,018 Yeah, you're down here yelling for us day and night. 353 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,065 Totally need someone to take care of you. 354 00:14:12,177 --> 00:14:13,552 Easy. 355 00:14:13,637 --> 00:14:14,987 I'm not even supposed to be doing this. 356 00:14:15,073 --> 00:14:16,502 It's Liam's shift. 357 00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:19,979 Well, then get him down here. Liam! 358 00:14:20,065 --> 00:14:21,245 He's not here, 359 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,456 and I haven't told anyone where I hid your Oxy, 360 00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,979 so don't think you can bully Liam into giving you more. 361 00:14:30,927 --> 00:14:32,924 What happened to that G.I. Jane chick 362 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,229 your brother was banging, 363 00:14:34,315 --> 00:14:35,698 the one you were trying to steal? 364 00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:37,182 I wasn't trying to steal her. 365 00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:39,181 Sure you were. You were following her around 366 00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,127 like a lovesick puppy. 367 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,034 She broke up with Carl. 368 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,893 So she is a carpet-muncher? 369 00:14:46,097 --> 00:14:47,510 Don't be an asshole, Frank. 370 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,302 She was cute. 371 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,901 Smart, too. 372 00:14:50,987 --> 00:14:54,276 I was surprised she went for a moron like Carl. 373 00:14:54,612 --> 00:14:58,018 He was definitely punching above his weight on that one. 374 00:14:58,137 --> 00:14:59,346 Kelly isn't gay. 375 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,762 Softball? 376 00:15:00,925 --> 00:15:02,213 Really? 377 00:15:03,431 --> 00:15:04,591 Bi? 378 00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:09,416 Or maybe you just weren't tempting enough 379 00:15:09,502 --> 00:15:13,846 for her to risk jumping into gender experimentation. 380 00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:16,955 Women like smart. Sorry, sweetheart. 381 00:15:17,057 --> 00:15:19,346 You're not the sharpest shovel in the shed. 382 00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:22,252 Now, I bet if it had been your sister, 383 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:24,651 Fiona... She's not... hey. 384 00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,012 She's not brilliant, 385 00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:29,302 like Lip, but she's street smart, quick. 386 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,262 I bet if it'd been Fiona, 387 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,034 softball girl would've taken that for a spin. 388 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:36,934 Keep it up, Frank. You'll never see an Oxy again. 389 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,401 Not to mention, Fiona got. 390 00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:44,799 Monica's stripper-on-a-bender, dangerous looks, 391 00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:47,752 not that it's made Fiona's life easier. 392 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:50,080 Too much pretty can really mess you up. 393 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,588 Hi, it's Liam. 394 00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:53,131 - Liam, where are you? - Better to be 395 00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:54,182 - like you. - Frank is driving me 396 00:15:54,268 --> 00:15:55,612 fucking crazy, and it's your shift. 397 00:15:55,698 --> 00:15:57,643 - Kinda slow... - Love you. Bye. 398 00:15:57,729 --> 00:16:00,182 Keeps you realistic about your prospects. 399 00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:13,393 Morning. 400 00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,051 I'm not late, am I? 401 00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,382 He's here. 402 00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:17,552 Who's here? 403 00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:18,882 The Captain. 404 00:16:18,986 --> 00:16:20,182 He wants to meet you. 405 00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:21,643 Captain Bob? 406 00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:24,198 I thought he was made-up, like Colonel Sanders. 407 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,894 Colonel Sanders was real. 408 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,400 He was? 409 00:16:28,557 --> 00:16:29,767 Follow me. 410 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,605 Sir. 411 00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:36,330 Ensign Gallagher. 412 00:16:36,573 --> 00:16:38,393 Best fryer mate I ever had. 413 00:16:38,571 --> 00:16:41,401 Pleasure to meet you, Carl. Have a seat. 414 00:16:43,307 --> 00:16:44,612 You want a root beer float? 415 00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:46,193 - Ah, no... - Lori, bring 416 00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:47,784 our little white panther here a root beer float. 417 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:49,677 - Okay. - You want some popcorn shrimp? 418 00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,760 Lori, popcorn shrimp, too. 419 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,057 I eat a basket every location I visit, Carl. 420 00:16:56,456 --> 00:16:58,991 Quality control is the name of the shrimp game. 421 00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:00,202 Look at that. 422 00:17:00,426 --> 00:17:02,221 Nicely battered, 423 00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:04,010 properly crisp. 424 00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,097 Mm, mm, mm. 425 00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:11,010 You really saved my ass the other day, son. 426 00:17:11,307 --> 00:17:12,932 Once word get out you can rob a franchise, 427 00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:14,979 the sharks descend. 428 00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:18,148 Give much thought to your future, Carl? 429 00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:19,284 Um, well... 430 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,518 Look, I know a young man like you, 431 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,315 it's hard to see yourself down the road, 432 00:17:22,401 --> 00:17:24,262 but Captain Bob's is growing. 433 00:17:24,573 --> 00:17:26,632 - Carl, you own a Winnebago? - No. 434 00:17:26,717 --> 00:17:27,802 I do. A Grand Tour. 435 00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:29,330 You got a lake house? 436 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,592 - Mm... - I do. 437 00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:33,034 Ski boat? Two brand-new Cadillacs? 438 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,369 You take a two-week vacation every year 439 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,552 down to the Alabama coast? 440 00:17:36,752 --> 00:17:37,768 No, sir. 441 00:17:37,854 --> 00:17:39,221 No, you're damn straight you don't, 442 00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:40,501 but you will, Carl, 443 00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:42,207 if you make the right choice today. 444 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:45,584 I got a store in East Garfield Park, 445 00:17:45,677 --> 00:17:47,632 and it's been robbed six times this month. 446 00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:48,882 You can start tomorrow, 447 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,010 Assistant Manager. 500 bucks a week. 448 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,518 In a year, you could be manager. 449 00:17:53,604 --> 00:17:54,842 Hell, in ten years, 450 00:17:54,927 --> 00:17:56,717 you could even own your own franchise. 451 00:17:56,885 --> 00:17:59,323 Huh? The sky's the limit, son. 452 00:17:59,557 --> 00:18:01,549 Carl, play your cards right, 453 00:18:01,904 --> 00:18:04,199 you could even end up with your own Winnebago. 454 00:18:07,597 --> 00:18:09,842 So, mystery solved. 455 00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:11,512 Yeah? What mystery is that? 456 00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:14,002 Homer. He's not drunk somewhere. 457 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:15,262 Yeah? What happened? 458 00:18:15,347 --> 00:18:16,901 He violated his parole. 459 00:18:16,987 --> 00:18:19,467 Idiot got pulled over with a .45 under his seat. 460 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,717 - Ah. - Shit. 461 00:18:21,807 --> 00:18:24,052 I gotta try and find a new mechanic. 462 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,592 Well, there might be time to take the broom 463 00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:27,409 out of Jason's hands. 464 00:18:27,596 --> 00:18:29,354 You mean instead of hiring someone who's qualified, 465 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,471 I should hire the kid who sweeps up? 466 00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:34,677 Yeah. 467 00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:36,342 All right, Mother Theresa. 468 00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:38,132 Show him how to change a spark plug, 469 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,955 while I try to find someone 470 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,299 who actually knows what the hell they're doing. 471 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,807 - Hey, thank you. - Yeah, yeah. 472 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:45,802 Yo, Jason! 473 00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,580 Hey, come here, man. 474 00:18:49,573 --> 00:18:51,627 Man, you ever change an air filter? 475 00:18:52,026 --> 00:18:53,299 I've seen you do it. 476 00:18:53,409 --> 00:18:54,784 All right, I want you to finish detailing 477 00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:55,877 the bagger over there, 478 00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:57,666 then get an air filter for the Sportster. 479 00:18:57,752 --> 00:18:59,012 All right? I'll come over there 480 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,041 and I'll teach you how to change it. 481 00:19:00,127 --> 00:19:01,302 Yeah. All right. 482 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,842 Lip? 483 00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:08,159 Hey. 484 00:19:08,427 --> 00:19:09,802 What's up? 485 00:19:10,127 --> 00:19:11,588 Doctor's office called. 486 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:13,552 They want me to call them back at noon, 487 00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:15,717 uh, go over the results of my test with them. 488 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:17,512 What time is it now? 489 00:19:17,737 --> 00:19:18,967 Five of. 490 00:19:19,237 --> 00:19:20,717 I just thought I should, uh, 491 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,762 be with someone in case I try to jump off a roof 492 00:19:22,847 --> 00:19:24,302 - or throw myself in front of a bus or something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 493 00:19:24,387 --> 00:19:26,177 - of course. Yeah. - Hey, Tami. 494 00:19:26,362 --> 00:19:27,717 How you doing? 495 00:19:28,073 --> 00:19:30,291 It's none of your fucking business, Brad. 496 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,787 Okay. Come on. 497 00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:33,743 I'll find someplace to make that call. 498 00:19:36,284 --> 00:19:38,838 There's gotta be someplace else you can keep this thing. 499 00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:40,511 It's scaring away the customers. 500 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,012 I tried to get it in the house. 501 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,222 It just wouldn't fit through the door. 502 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,221 V, I think we can make some money 503 00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:46,901 renting me out as Jesus. 504 00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:48,382 People rent Jesus? 505 00:19:48,545 --> 00:19:51,170 - Yeah, for parties and stuff. - Jesus parties? 506 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,262 I think that's called church services, Kevin. 507 00:19:53,347 --> 00:19:56,092 Like Santas at Christmas, or Elvis impersonators. 508 00:19:56,323 --> 00:19:57,592 I could work bachelorette parties, 509 00:19:57,677 --> 00:19:59,762 be one of those, uh, birthday strippers. 510 00:19:59,847 --> 00:20:00,979 A Jesus stripper? 511 00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:02,169 Look at this website. 512 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,592 They got all kinds of people 513 00:20:03,677 --> 00:20:05,262 looking like celebrities they rent out. 514 00:20:05,347 --> 00:20:07,307 Hi. 515 00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,382 What is all that about? 516 00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,512 The nuns figured out we were sending 517 00:20:11,597 --> 00:20:13,674 both of our girls to preschool for the price of one, 518 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,784 so Kev has to be Jesus for their parade, 519 00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,846 only now, Kev wants to be Jesus all the time. 520 00:20:17,932 --> 00:20:19,518 Praise the lord! 521 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:22,190 I thought you were taking some time away from drinking. 522 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:23,658 May I have a Coke, please? 523 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,204 Absolutely. 524 00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,565 What's that? 525 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,729 Well, the zoning went through 526 00:20:34,815 --> 00:20:36,405 on the lot that I invested in 527 00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:39,102 and Max Whitford bought me out of the partnership. 528 00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:40,938 No shit? How much? 529 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,373 $100,000. 530 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:45,659 - $100,000... - Eh. 531 00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:49,455 - One, oh... - Right? 532 00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:51,463 That is fantastic. So you... what are you gonna do 533 00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:53,124 with it, buy a new building? 534 00:20:53,364 --> 00:20:55,682 Oh, hell no. Fool me once. 535 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,065 So what now? 536 00:20:57,151 --> 00:20:59,382 Well, I quit my job at the gas station... 537 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,557 - Damn right. - And now I don't know. 538 00:21:01,643 --> 00:21:03,803 I feel like I got a second chance. 539 00:21:04,017 --> 00:21:06,512 And a third, and a fourth. 540 00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:08,427 V, I could have different costumes 541 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,552 for different occasions. 542 00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:10,882 Wedding Jesus. 543 00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:12,552 Uh, Last Supper Jesus. 544 00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:15,221 Bat Mitzvah Jesus. 545 00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,512 Last Supper Jesus? 546 00:21:17,597 --> 00:21:20,052 Well, I guess that beats getting nailed to the cross. 547 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,198 They didn't use real nails, did they? 548 00:21:32,597 --> 00:21:34,177 Is Liam here? 549 00:21:34,267 --> 00:21:36,052 - Mm, no. - Really? 550 00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:37,717 Yeah, I'm here. 551 00:21:37,807 --> 00:21:39,823 It's okay, Todd. I got this. 552 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,762 Hi. Why are you dressed like that? 553 00:21:42,847 --> 00:21:43,967 Going to church. 554 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,455 You go to church? 555 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:46,632 Yes. 556 00:21:46,717 --> 00:21:48,143 I've been texting and calling you. 557 00:21:48,229 --> 00:21:50,627 You're supposed to be at the house right now, taking care of Frank. 558 00:21:50,713 --> 00:21:51,717 I don't live there anymore. 559 00:21:51,807 --> 00:21:53,762 What? You can't just move out. 560 00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:55,213 I did last night. 561 00:21:56,807 --> 00:21:58,302 No, absolutely not. If you have 562 00:21:58,387 --> 00:21:59,967 an issue with it, make something else. 563 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,052 Can I live at Todd's? 564 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:03,217 - Please? - Tuna salad 565 00:22:03,307 --> 00:22:04,512 gives me the runs. 566 00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:05,842 Somebody get me a beer? 567 00:22:05,927 --> 00:22:08,299 His grandma said I can. 568 00:22:08,635 --> 00:22:10,217 Please, can I live at Todd's? 569 00:22:10,307 --> 00:22:11,762 Fine! Yes! Yes! 570 00:22:14,177 --> 00:22:15,467 Okay. 571 00:22:15,557 --> 00:22:16,882 I'm gonna do it. 572 00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:19,512 - I'm going now! - Beer! 573 00:22:19,597 --> 00:22:21,302 - Go! - Jesus! 574 00:22:23,437 --> 00:22:25,302 Now if you'll excuse me, 575 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,677 I'm late for church. 576 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,307 Yeah, I understand. 577 00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:37,132 Right. Great. 578 00:22:37,217 --> 00:22:38,399 Yeah. 579 00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:41,630 No, thank you. 580 00:22:47,465 --> 00:22:48,925 Let me think it over. 581 00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:52,524 Uh-huh. 582 00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:11,149 Positive. BRCA1. 583 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,700 It's good. That's... That's "baby good," right? 584 00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,703 Yeah, it's "baby good." 585 00:23:18,807 --> 00:23:20,592 So I don't have to worry 586 00:23:20,677 --> 00:23:23,453 about you trying to find any tall buildings or anything? 587 00:23:23,677 --> 00:23:25,461 - No. - Okay. 588 00:23:25,547 --> 00:23:27,257 I'm actually afraid of heights. 589 00:23:27,467 --> 00:23:29,672 Shotgun in the bathtub's more my style. 590 00:23:34,715 --> 00:23:36,425 Fuck! 591 00:23:38,464 --> 00:23:41,153 I don't want to have a baby just to save my tits. 592 00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:46,559 Okay. 593 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,552 I gotta have an abortion. 594 00:23:49,013 --> 00:23:50,661 I mean, I work in a hair salon. 595 00:23:50,747 --> 00:23:52,552 I breathe bleach fumes all day. This baby's gonna come out 596 00:23:52,638 --> 00:23:54,317 with, like, five heads and a dorsal fin. 597 00:23:54,403 --> 00:23:56,005 Tami. Tami, Tami. 598 00:23:56,122 --> 00:23:57,632 Hey, breathe. Breathe. 599 00:23:57,717 --> 00:23:59,536 All right? 600 00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:01,817 Good. 601 00:24:02,182 --> 00:24:05,895 If having the baby reduces the chances of cancer, 602 00:24:05,981 --> 00:24:09,028 maybe you should have the baby. 603 00:24:09,387 --> 00:24:11,012 And what? 604 00:24:11,364 --> 00:24:12,802 Die on the kid when it's 13, 605 00:24:12,887 --> 00:24:15,632 like my mom did to me? Leave it an orphan? 606 00:24:15,717 --> 00:24:17,052 It wouldn't be an orphan. 607 00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:18,497 Right, 608 00:24:18,762 --> 00:24:21,075 because you're gonna take care of it. 609 00:24:21,645 --> 00:24:23,333 Yeah, I would. 610 00:24:23,517 --> 00:24:25,382 And what about when you die, too, Lip? 611 00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:26,802 You know, the way you smoke cigarettes, 612 00:24:26,887 --> 00:24:28,762 it'll be a miracle if you make it to 40. 613 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,882 I'll quit. 614 00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:32,716 You'll quit. Right. 615 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,138 ♪ Barren place ♪ 616 00:24:36,806 --> 00:24:38,591 I was gonna rent my own chair this year. 617 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,512 I was gonna save up and get my own salon, 618 00:24:41,597 --> 00:24:43,092 - in the next couple years... - Tami, that's great. 619 00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,728 That's great, all right? You can still do that. 620 00:24:45,814 --> 00:24:48,049 No, I can't, Lip! I'm gonna be a little busy. 621 00:24:48,135 --> 00:24:51,166 I'm having a baby and then a double mastectomy. 622 00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:00,488 I need to fuck. Where can we fuck? 623 00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:02,160 Huh? There's gotta be, like, 624 00:25:02,246 --> 00:25:04,012 a really, really nasty bathroom in here, right? 625 00:25:04,097 --> 00:25:05,677 - Somewhere? - Tami... 626 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,632 Tami. Tami. 627 00:25:07,801 --> 00:25:08,927 What? 628 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,592 You don't want to fuck me because I'm pregnant? 629 00:25:17,713 --> 00:25:19,083 Then fine. 630 00:25:27,722 --> 00:25:29,132 I... 631 00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:40,092 Hey! Hey! 632 00:25:54,881 --> 00:25:56,139 Fiona? 633 00:25:56,634 --> 00:25:57,904 Ready for us? 634 00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,811 No. Judge is running behind. 635 00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:03,217 The ADA has agreed to settle your case. 636 00:26:03,365 --> 00:26:06,412 $2,500 fine and time served. 637 00:26:06,951 --> 00:26:08,717 - That's it? - The ADA met 638 00:26:08,807 --> 00:26:10,443 with the woman you punched. She's not too thrilled 639 00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:11,701 about putting her on the stand. 640 00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:13,514 She's still railing about the dangerous elements 641 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,772 in your neighborhood. 642 00:26:14,858 --> 00:26:16,342 The kids selling lemonade? 643 00:26:16,428 --> 00:26:18,883 Can you pull the money together for the fine? 644 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,420 - Yes. - Okay. 645 00:26:21,506 --> 00:26:24,045 Right, I'm gonna come get you when they call your case. 646 00:26:24,267 --> 00:26:25,762 You stand up, plead guilty, 647 00:26:25,847 --> 00:26:27,826 and apologize to the court for being an idiot. 648 00:26:27,912 --> 00:26:29,052 Got it. 649 00:26:29,137 --> 00:26:31,006 You seem like a smart girl, Fiona. 650 00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:33,342 Time to leave this South Side hood rat crap 651 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,677 behind you and get on with being an adult. 652 00:26:44,057 --> 00:26:46,177 If anybody in this room has ever fallen in love, 653 00:26:46,267 --> 00:26:48,889 it's usually with someone that did everything wrong, 654 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,027 - that you would never expect... - Oh, bullshit. 655 00:26:51,113 --> 00:26:52,357 Why you should have... 656 00:26:52,443 --> 00:26:53,965 Anybody here? 657 00:26:54,137 --> 00:26:55,927 I need another beer! 658 00:26:58,723 --> 00:27:00,801 Carl? Debbie? 659 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,217 Beer! 660 00:27:02,307 --> 00:27:03,927 ...Ever, I need to know, 661 00:27:04,017 --> 00:27:05,012 are you known... 662 00:27:05,097 --> 00:27:06,382 Where's your mother? 663 00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:10,285 Hold on. And how... how is your... 664 00:27:10,371 --> 00:27:14,027 Uh, you tall enough to open the refrigerator? 665 00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:15,957 I need another beer. 666 00:27:16,192 --> 00:27:18,182 Like, a lot of women that I talk to 667 00:27:18,267 --> 00:27:19,432 it's like... you know, they want, like, 668 00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:21,632 Patrick Dempsey and... and all... 669 00:27:21,717 --> 00:27:23,427 The knight in shining armor, and they're... 670 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,717 You watch these relationship shows, 671 00:27:25,807 --> 00:27:27,606 they never tell the truth. 672 00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:31,685 Relationships can be hazardous to your health, 673 00:27:31,908 --> 00:27:34,027 'cause to get a good one, 674 00:27:34,347 --> 00:27:35,802 a great one, 675 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,473 you need truth-telling, 676 00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:39,449 but people don't like truth. 677 00:27:39,635 --> 00:27:41,590 That's why they fill the air 678 00:27:41,717 --> 00:27:43,842 with lies like "Mommy loves you"... 679 00:27:43,927 --> 00:27:45,467 Mm? 680 00:27:45,557 --> 00:27:47,592 "Politicians care." 681 00:27:47,677 --> 00:27:49,132 "Prayer works." 682 00:27:50,496 --> 00:27:51,801 I found Liam. 683 00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:54,512 - You lost him? - Says he moved out. 684 00:27:54,717 --> 00:27:57,051 - I need another beer. - Franny! 685 00:27:57,887 --> 00:28:00,052 Did you climb out of your crib again? 686 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,863 - Yeah! - Let's get you back, 687 00:28:01,949 --> 00:28:03,176 or you're gonna be sleepy! 688 00:28:03,262 --> 00:28:04,467 Beer? 689 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:05,582 How do you do that? 690 00:28:05,668 --> 00:28:07,262 Are you a monkey? 691 00:28:07,347 --> 00:28:09,552 Are you my little monkey girl? 692 00:28:09,637 --> 00:28:11,842 ♪ Can't lemme demonstrate ♪ 693 00:28:11,927 --> 00:28:14,012 ♪ Ninety-six degrees in the shade ♪ 694 00:28:14,097 --> 00:28:15,606 ♪ Talkin' centigrade ♪ 695 00:28:15,692 --> 00:28:17,129 ♪ Life give ya lemons ♪ 696 00:28:17,215 --> 00:28:19,051 ♪ Better make some fuckin' lemonade ♪ 697 00:28:19,137 --> 00:28:20,342 ♪ Come get a sip of this shit ♪ 698 00:28:20,427 --> 00:28:21,723 ♪ Fore the pitcher is empty ♪ 699 00:28:21,809 --> 00:28:23,402 ♪ Cuz I got enough in my cup ♪ 700 00:28:23,488 --> 00:28:24,893 ♪ Niggas on top of the world ♪ 701 00:28:24,979 --> 00:28:26,112 ♪ If they recipe one of the best ♪ 702 00:28:26,198 --> 00:28:27,229 ♪ And I'm comin' right up ♪ 703 00:28:27,315 --> 00:28:28,940 ♪ If you gon' talk about... ♪ 704 00:28:29,137 --> 00:28:31,003 Do you remember telling Liam he could move? 705 00:28:31,183 --> 00:28:32,633 No. 706 00:28:32,861 --> 00:28:34,896 Says he doesn't want to be a Gallagher anymore. 707 00:28:35,345 --> 00:28:36,760 Is that an option? 708 00:28:36,846 --> 00:28:38,052 Yeah, he's going to church. 709 00:28:38,137 --> 00:28:39,253 Church? 710 00:28:39,339 --> 00:28:40,581 Did somebody drug him? 711 00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:42,302 ♪ Fuckin' lemonade ♪ 712 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,677 What are you doing? 713 00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:47,214 Giving my uniforms to Goodwill. 714 00:28:47,524 --> 00:28:49,956 Why? You're going back to school next week. 715 00:28:50,217 --> 00:28:51,512 I'm dropping out. 716 00:28:51,612 --> 00:28:54,292 Captain Bob came by the shop, 717 00:28:54,426 --> 00:28:56,409 offered me assistant manager. 718 00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:58,096 $500 a week. 719 00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,113 Gotta carry a sidearm on me, but I could end up 720 00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:01,944 with a ski boat or a Winnebago. 721 00:29:02,030 --> 00:29:03,945 This is stupid. 722 00:29:04,051 --> 00:29:05,636 You're going back to school. 723 00:29:09,057 --> 00:29:10,284 No, I'm not. 724 00:29:10,409 --> 00:29:12,132 Yes, you are, Carl. 725 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,612 I'm a loser, Debbie! 726 00:29:13,698 --> 00:29:16,761 A West Point reject with a shitty education 727 00:29:16,847 --> 00:29:19,762 and a family history of alcoholism and drug abuse 728 00:29:19,948 --> 00:29:22,144 that's bound to catch up with me sooner or later. 729 00:29:22,237 --> 00:29:24,592 Fast food is the best it's gonna get for me. 730 00:29:24,677 --> 00:29:26,092 I've accepted who I am. 731 00:29:26,177 --> 00:29:27,842 Why can't you? 732 00:29:27,927 --> 00:29:29,552 ♪ I brought the ice with me too ♪ 733 00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:31,717 ♪ They tryna water it down ♪ 734 00:29:31,807 --> 00:29:34,132 I'm going to get Liam to bring him home. 735 00:29:34,217 --> 00:29:35,302 You coming? 736 00:29:36,717 --> 00:29:38,302 No. 737 00:29:38,387 --> 00:29:40,362 Better off where he is. 738 00:29:40,584 --> 00:29:42,419 ♪ Niggas never wanna instigate ♪ 739 00:29:42,637 --> 00:29:44,012 ♪ When it's center stage ♪ 740 00:29:44,097 --> 00:29:46,512 ♪ Run up on me try to get away ♪ 741 00:29:46,597 --> 00:29:49,092 ♪ I'ma win the race ♪ 742 00:29:57,637 --> 00:30:00,132 Geez. 743 00:30:35,927 --> 00:30:37,862 She died at home, 744 00:30:38,677 --> 00:30:40,346 in pain. 745 00:30:41,137 --> 00:30:43,424 Took eight months. 746 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,924 Every week, 747 00:30:46,307 --> 00:30:49,073 there was just a little bit less of her, 748 00:30:49,338 --> 00:30:51,378 until there wasn't anything left. 749 00:31:03,177 --> 00:31:05,487 That happens to me, do you promise to shoot me? 750 00:31:09,427 --> 00:31:10,967 Fifty years from now? 751 00:31:12,267 --> 00:31:13,604 Sure. 752 00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:16,736 - Fifty years. - Sure. 753 00:31:26,989 --> 00:31:28,901 I'm gonna have the baby. 754 00:31:36,512 --> 00:31:37,823 Good. 755 00:31:40,807 --> 00:31:42,424 Good? 756 00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:44,721 - Yeah. - What does that mean? 757 00:31:46,528 --> 00:31:49,510 Means I'm glad you've decided to keep the baby. 758 00:31:50,939 --> 00:31:52,604 I said I was gonna have the baby. 759 00:31:52,690 --> 00:31:54,060 I didn't say I was gonna keep it. 760 00:31:54,425 --> 00:31:55,799 Adoption? 761 00:31:56,003 --> 00:31:57,534 Sure. Why not? 762 00:31:58,051 --> 00:31:59,928 Tried and true for scorned women 763 00:32:00,014 --> 00:32:01,604 throughout history. 764 00:32:06,575 --> 00:32:08,205 Yeah, I, um... 765 00:32:11,267 --> 00:32:13,393 I don't think I'm gonna be okay with that. 766 00:32:15,177 --> 00:32:17,487 Okay with what? 767 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:19,792 Some kid of mine 768 00:32:20,136 --> 00:32:22,135 out in the world thinking they weren't wanted. 769 00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:23,181 I mean... 770 00:32:23,267 --> 00:32:24,542 For Christ's sake, Lip, 771 00:32:24,628 --> 00:32:25,882 you'd be a shitty father. 772 00:32:25,967 --> 00:32:27,073 Hey, fuck you! 773 00:32:27,159 --> 00:32:28,776 - I know I wouldn't. - I give this kid up 774 00:32:28,862 --> 00:32:30,081 for adoption, I want to get it 775 00:32:30,167 --> 00:32:32,177 as far away from me as possible. 776 00:32:32,267 --> 00:32:33,698 Guam comes to mind. 777 00:32:33,784 --> 00:32:34,762 Guam? 778 00:32:34,847 --> 00:32:36,104 I don't want to run into some kid 779 00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:37,302 who looks like me, 780 00:32:37,387 --> 00:32:38,651 or worse yet, you, 781 00:32:38,737 --> 00:32:39,882 - at the Costco. - All right! 782 00:32:39,967 --> 00:32:41,510 So I have the baby, 783 00:32:41,596 --> 00:32:44,299 or you have the baby, or we have the baby, right? 784 00:32:44,385 --> 00:32:45,659 We? 785 00:32:45,753 --> 00:32:47,628 Oh, what, are we getting married now? 786 00:32:47,887 --> 00:32:49,262 You want to? 787 00:32:49,347 --> 00:32:51,132 Do you love me? 788 00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,342 I like you. 789 00:33:01,893 --> 00:33:04,409 And I think we could end up loving each other. 790 00:33:05,596 --> 00:33:07,034 Be still, my heart. 791 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,131 - You love me? - Hell, no. 792 00:33:09,217 --> 00:33:12,104 I actually think I'm starting to fucking hate you. 793 00:33:14,381 --> 00:33:16,299 Tami. Hey! 794 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,217 Where are you going? 795 00:33:35,516 --> 00:33:37,159 What the hell, Gallagher? 796 00:33:37,346 --> 00:33:38,881 What do you want, Kelly? 797 00:33:38,967 --> 00:33:40,592 Nineteen nails in my tires. 798 00:33:40,677 --> 00:33:42,292 Sugar in my gas tank. 799 00:33:42,467 --> 00:33:44,979 Someone fucked with your truck? That's terrible. 800 00:33:45,097 --> 00:33:47,302 You gonna try and deny this, too? 801 00:33:55,177 --> 00:33:56,651 "Heart Beaker"? 802 00:33:56,770 --> 00:33:58,435 You telling me this wasn't you? 803 00:33:58,677 --> 00:34:00,190 I know how to spell. 804 00:34:02,591 --> 00:34:03,940 Carl? 805 00:34:07,575 --> 00:34:09,325 Don't walk away from me! 806 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:12,870 I thought we were friends! Is this about you kissing me? 807 00:34:12,956 --> 00:34:14,643 Because I'm sorry I gave you the wrong signals, 808 00:34:14,729 --> 00:34:16,643 but I'm not gay! 809 00:34:17,267 --> 00:34:19,706 You broke Carl's heart, Kelly! 810 00:34:19,964 --> 00:34:23,129 He may not be able to spell, but he's a human being, 811 00:34:23,347 --> 00:34:25,592 and he's throwing his life away because of you. 812 00:34:25,677 --> 00:34:27,073 What are you talking about? 813 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:28,596 Carl is quitting school 814 00:34:28,682 --> 00:34:30,382 and going to work at Captain Bob's full-time. 815 00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:31,762 He's what? 816 00:34:31,847 --> 00:34:33,362 You rejected him, 817 00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:35,012 and West Point rejected him. 818 00:34:35,097 --> 00:34:37,284 He's rejected, and he's giving up, 819 00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,427 and that is on you, for encouraging him 820 00:34:39,517 --> 00:34:42,299 to think that he could ever get into fucking West Point to begin with, 821 00:34:42,385 --> 00:34:44,409 and making him fall in love with you, 822 00:34:44,495 --> 00:34:47,785 and goddamn it, for making me fall in love with you, too. 823 00:34:49,026 --> 00:34:50,467 But this isn't about me. 824 00:34:50,698 --> 00:34:52,427 This is about Carl, 825 00:34:52,603 --> 00:34:55,003 and he is giving up, and that is on you, 826 00:34:55,157 --> 00:34:58,370 so fuck you, and fuck your dike-y-ass truck! 827 00:35:34,137 --> 00:35:36,132 Fiona! 828 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,927 Didn't know you were coming today. 829 00:35:38,017 --> 00:35:39,519 I wasn't. 830 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:40,882 What, you busy? 831 00:35:40,968 --> 00:35:43,713 Uh... You know what? I'll fit you in my schedule. 832 00:35:45,847 --> 00:35:47,177 Hi. 833 00:35:47,263 --> 00:35:48,693 Mm. 834 00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:50,591 What happened to your head? 835 00:35:50,689 --> 00:35:52,967 A guy in the infirmary had lice. 836 00:35:53,057 --> 00:35:55,252 It was easier just to buzz it. 837 00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:57,342 So you're still working in the infirmary? 838 00:35:57,509 --> 00:36:00,213 Yeah, well, beats working the laundry like Mickey, 839 00:36:00,353 --> 00:36:02,467 plus, I get to put my medical training to use. 840 00:36:02,642 --> 00:36:04,674 Mickey washing undies. 841 00:36:04,775 --> 00:36:06,399 You gotta send me a picture. 842 00:36:06,485 --> 00:36:07,838 Yeah. 843 00:36:10,158 --> 00:36:12,217 Everything okay at home? 844 00:36:12,408 --> 00:36:14,072 Oh, well, the usual. 845 00:36:14,158 --> 00:36:16,983 Frank broke his femur and is laid up for six months, 846 00:36:17,069 --> 00:36:18,569 driving us all crazy. 847 00:36:18,655 --> 00:36:19,877 Okay. 848 00:36:19,963 --> 00:36:21,970 Lip's girlfriend's pregnant. 849 00:36:23,217 --> 00:36:25,087 Lip has a girlfriend? 850 00:36:25,332 --> 00:36:27,412 Debbie's still convinced she's gay. 851 00:36:27,502 --> 00:36:30,037 Carl's working at Captain Bob's. 852 00:36:30,177 --> 00:36:32,204 Liam may be missing. 853 00:36:32,987 --> 00:36:35,657 And I'm thinking maybe it's time for me to go. 854 00:36:37,467 --> 00:36:39,134 Go? 855 00:36:39,307 --> 00:36:42,177 Leave. Move someplace else. 856 00:36:45,677 --> 00:36:49,110 Shit. I can't believe I actually said it out loud. 857 00:36:50,237 --> 00:36:52,357 Someplace else like... 858 00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:54,618 Somewhere near the equator. 859 00:36:55,352 --> 00:36:56,802 I'm sick of winters, you know? 860 00:36:56,887 --> 00:37:00,743 Ice and sleet and freezing my ass off. 861 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,553 Tell anyone else about this yet? 862 00:37:04,685 --> 00:37:06,977 Thought I'd try it out on you first. 863 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:12,005 You should go. 864 00:37:12,165 --> 00:37:13,342 What? 865 00:37:13,427 --> 00:37:16,217 You should get the fuck out. You deserve it. 866 00:37:16,307 --> 00:37:18,852 You should go as far away as you can. 867 00:37:19,859 --> 00:37:22,821 You were hoping that I was gonna try and talk you out of it? 868 00:37:24,887 --> 00:37:26,217 Maybe. 869 00:37:30,597 --> 00:37:32,012 I'm scared. 870 00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:36,341 And now I'm crying. 871 00:37:38,597 --> 00:37:40,342 When would you leave? 872 00:37:43,404 --> 00:37:46,313 Now. Soon. 873 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:49,071 Before I chicken out. 874 00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:50,607 Go. 875 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,825 Go as far away from here as you can, 876 00:37:55,043 --> 00:37:57,623 and don't ever look back, okay? 877 00:37:59,615 --> 00:38:01,530 We'll always be here for you. 878 00:38:03,126 --> 00:38:04,717 Always. 879 00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:27,715 - Hey. - Welcome back. 880 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,813 Yeah, uh, sorry. Look, I'll, uh... 881 00:38:29,899 --> 00:38:32,454 - I'll make up the hours, all right? - I know you will. 882 00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:35,532 - Where is she? - Out front. 883 00:38:35,618 --> 00:38:37,290 Oh, and Oliver Twist is still waiting 884 00:38:37,376 --> 00:38:38,631 for you to show him how to change a filter. 885 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,165 Fuck. 886 00:38:40,427 --> 00:38:42,717 Hey, Jason. I'll be right with you. 887 00:38:42,807 --> 00:38:44,262 - All right? - All right. 888 00:38:55,477 --> 00:38:58,673 You guys have really shitty reading material in this dump. 889 00:38:58,899 --> 00:39:01,055 Got a better selection over at the beauty salon? 890 00:39:01,141 --> 00:39:02,454 Hell, yeah. 891 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:04,680 Gotta keep up on Brad versus Angie. 892 00:39:15,141 --> 00:39:16,462 Sorry. 893 00:39:17,173 --> 00:39:19,657 Yeah. You should be. 894 00:39:19,743 --> 00:39:21,774 You've been kicking my ass ever since you got pregnant. 895 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,321 I've been kicking your ass since the first day we met. 896 00:39:24,770 --> 00:39:25,971 I don't know why you like me. 897 00:39:26,057 --> 00:39:27,134 I don't. 898 00:39:30,423 --> 00:39:31,552 I'm hungry. 899 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:33,493 Do you want to get something to eat? 900 00:39:35,884 --> 00:39:37,774 Yeah, I, uh, 901 00:39:38,301 --> 00:39:40,881 I got a couple bikes I need to finish up. 902 00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:42,382 Cool to wait? 903 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:43,618 Yeah. 904 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,007 All right. 905 00:39:51,276 --> 00:39:52,915 You know the difference between perpetual 906 00:39:53,001 --> 00:39:54,496 and periodic inventory? 907 00:39:54,645 --> 00:39:55,899 No idea. 908 00:39:55,985 --> 00:39:58,376 You gotta know your par level on every item. 909 00:39:58,598 --> 00:40:00,181 Bread'n'Butter pickles and clams 910 00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,967 are particularly tricky. 911 00:40:02,057 --> 00:40:03,802 Shit. 912 00:40:07,462 --> 00:40:09,957 - Gallagher! - What are you doing here? 913 00:40:13,219 --> 00:40:14,629 Get off me. 914 00:40:14,715 --> 00:40:16,090 What do you think you're doing? 915 00:40:16,176 --> 00:40:17,302 Let me go. 916 00:40:17,387 --> 00:40:18,645 You're going back, shithead. 917 00:40:18,731 --> 00:40:20,277 Uh, wait, are you law enforcement? 918 00:40:20,363 --> 00:40:21,512 What? 919 00:40:21,597 --> 00:40:23,684 Did he skip bail or something? 920 00:40:23,770 --> 00:40:25,592 No. Friend. 921 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,998 Fuck you. 922 00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:28,592 You think you can ruin your life 923 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:30,012 - and blame me? - Fuck. 924 00:40:33,057 --> 00:40:35,382 - Let me go, Kelly. - Wow, you're Kelly? 925 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,132 You're going back to school, Carl. 926 00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:38,592 Hey, is he gonna be able to work 927 00:40:38,677 --> 00:40:39,802 - his dinner shift tonight? - Yes! 928 00:40:39,887 --> 00:40:41,382 No! He just quit! 929 00:40:52,097 --> 00:40:53,596 Now that's a woman. 930 00:41:01,698 --> 00:41:03,177 Is Liam back from church yet? 931 00:41:03,267 --> 00:41:04,487 - Yeah. - Where is he? 932 00:41:04,573 --> 00:41:06,677 - In his room. - His room? 933 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,463 Liam! 934 00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:12,854 Good afternoon, Deborah. 935 00:41:13,057 --> 00:41:14,479 Enough, Liam. 936 00:41:14,565 --> 00:41:15,612 Come on, let's go home. 937 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,598 Have you noticed anything unusual about me? 938 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,842 What? 939 00:41:18,927 --> 00:41:20,217 Like I'm black? 940 00:41:20,307 --> 00:41:22,308 Yeah, I've noticed that you're black. 941 00:41:22,557 --> 00:41:25,862 - And you're not. - Your point? 942 00:41:25,948 --> 00:41:28,113 That you have never made any attempt to surround me 943 00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:31,175 with my own cultural and racial heritage. 944 00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:43,253 Whoa, you know who all these people are? 945 00:41:43,339 --> 00:41:45,206 I've been sleeping here a couple nights a week 946 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:47,448 all summer, and no one even noticed. 947 00:41:47,534 --> 00:41:48,842 Know what else? 948 00:41:48,935 --> 00:41:52,105 Mrs. Thompson cooks dinner every night... real food... 949 00:41:52,267 --> 00:41:54,714 And I get Lucky Charms for breakfast. 950 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,295 I can buy you Lucky Charms. 951 00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:57,653 Is that really enough, you think, 952 00:41:57,739 --> 00:41:59,239 for a young, proud man 953 00:41:59,325 --> 00:42:00,909 of African descent trying to find 954 00:42:00,995 --> 00:42:03,534 his identity in today's white America? 955 00:42:08,644 --> 00:42:09,764 What's this? 956 00:42:09,850 --> 00:42:11,276 My list of demands. 957 00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:14,089 Once agreed upon, I'll consider coming home. 958 00:42:15,217 --> 00:42:16,940 Twenty-nine things? 959 00:42:17,026 --> 00:42:19,073 Forty-six. There's some on the back. 960 00:42:23,004 --> 00:42:25,169 Book. 961 00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:30,208 Where have you been? 962 00:42:30,534 --> 00:42:31,761 Your daughter's made me read. 963 00:42:31,847 --> 00:42:33,261 The Hungry goddamn Caterpillar 964 00:42:33,347 --> 00:42:34,948 like, 20 times. 965 00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:37,464 Caterpillar's dead, honey. 966 00:42:37,550 --> 00:42:39,467 Someone stepped on it and squished it. 967 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,302 So Liam's down at the Thompsons', 968 00:42:41,387 --> 00:42:43,503 said he's decided he's black and wants us 969 00:42:43,589 --> 00:42:45,092 to do a bunch of black shit. 970 00:42:45,177 --> 00:42:46,659 Black shit? 971 00:42:46,919 --> 00:42:48,464 His list of demands. 972 00:42:48,677 --> 00:42:50,503 Look at you. 973 00:42:50,971 --> 00:42:52,534 Ow, my shoe. 974 00:42:52,806 --> 00:42:54,409 What? 975 00:42:55,267 --> 00:42:56,972 What is Seamus doing here? 976 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:58,729 Mrs. Demopoulos said we could borrow him 977 00:42:58,815 --> 00:43:00,512 for a few weeks, as long as we feed him. 978 00:43:00,597 --> 00:43:02,592 He took great care of her when she broke her hip. 979 00:43:02,677 --> 00:43:04,769 Said he loves to give sponge baths. 980 00:43:05,932 --> 00:43:07,097 Sponge bath? 981 00:43:07,183 --> 00:43:08,551 Yeah. Come on, Seamus. 982 00:43:08,637 --> 00:43:10,597 Let's get you a bucket of warm water. 983 00:43:12,270 --> 00:43:14,381 I've seen him eat cat feces 984 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:16,512 out of the sandbox at the playground. 985 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,637 Book. 986 00:43:30,102 --> 00:43:34,090 Can you undo my hands, please? My arm is about to fall asleep. 987 00:43:44,058 --> 00:43:46,638 Can I go now? 988 00:43:46,807 --> 00:43:48,207 Are you going back to school? 989 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,308 No. 990 00:43:49,394 --> 00:43:51,355 Shit, Carl. 991 00:43:51,552 --> 00:43:54,371 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and man up. 992 00:43:54,457 --> 00:43:56,801 So you didn't get into West Point, so what? 993 00:43:56,887 --> 00:43:59,285 Those guys are a bunch of pussies anyway. 994 00:44:00,042 --> 00:44:01,957 Go to OTS. Earn your commission 995 00:44:02,043 --> 00:44:04,730 the old-fashioned way, by being a tough motherfucker. 996 00:44:05,147 --> 00:44:06,566 Who'd you rather serve under? 997 00:44:06,785 --> 00:44:08,132 Some Westie dipshit 998 00:44:08,217 --> 00:44:10,683 who wrote a paper on Napoleon's Italian campaign, 999 00:44:10,769 --> 00:44:13,972 or Carl Gallagher, who can reload a MAC-10 1000 00:44:14,058 --> 00:44:16,769 while diving under an Impala during a drive-by? 1001 00:44:19,807 --> 00:44:21,191 Exactly. 1002 00:44:22,767 --> 00:44:25,342 So are you done being a pussy 1003 00:44:25,427 --> 00:44:27,988 and ready to get back to being the man that I love? 1004 00:44:28,394 --> 00:44:29,902 Wait. What? 1005 00:44:30,705 --> 00:44:32,365 Damn, you're dense. 1006 00:44:41,418 --> 00:44:42,802 Now go ahead? 1007 00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:46,262 I need a beer. 1008 00:44:58,107 --> 00:44:59,652 You coming, asshole? 1009 00:45:04,254 --> 00:45:06,419 Hey, Fiona! Found Liam. 1010 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:08,066 He's moved down to Todd's house. 1011 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,816 He said he's not coming back unless he gets his own room. 1012 00:45:16,974 --> 00:45:19,091 Quick shower, and then we'll go to dinner? 1013 00:45:19,177 --> 00:45:21,132 - Lip! - Okay. Yeah. 1014 00:45:21,492 --> 00:45:22,715 Fiona's leaving. 1015 00:45:22,801 --> 00:45:24,777 She's upstairs, packing her stuff right now. 1016 00:45:25,736 --> 00:45:26,856 What? 1017 00:45:31,918 --> 00:45:34,176 Hey, you guys know there's a giant dude 1018 00:45:34,262 --> 00:45:36,660 in your living room, giving Frank a bath? 1019 00:45:36,865 --> 00:45:39,745 Keep your arm up now till I finished under here. 1020 00:46:02,963 --> 00:46:04,373 So... 1021 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,810 Yeah. 1022 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:15,051 Where to? 1023 00:46:16,057 --> 00:46:17,217 Not sure. 1024 00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:23,293 Have, uh, an educated guess, or... 1025 00:46:24,253 --> 00:46:25,832 I'll probably turn around before I even make it 1026 00:46:25,918 --> 00:46:27,223 to the airport. 1027 00:46:27,581 --> 00:46:29,121 No, you won't. 1028 00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:38,910 Baby? 1029 00:46:39,893 --> 00:46:41,183 Who knows? 1030 00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:46,590 Life, right? 1031 00:46:55,589 --> 00:46:57,419 Take care of them for me, will you? 1032 00:46:58,847 --> 00:47:00,107 Promise? 1033 00:47:00,193 --> 00:47:01,493 Promise. 1034 00:47:04,261 --> 00:47:06,352 That giant's name is Seamus, 1035 00:47:06,438 --> 00:47:07,926 and he's trying to do something to your dad 1036 00:47:07,978 --> 00:47:10,143 with salt water and a turkey baster. 1037 00:47:11,927 --> 00:47:14,199 Oh, hi. 1038 00:47:16,677 --> 00:47:18,092 A'ight, well, you're not going anywhere 1039 00:47:18,177 --> 00:47:19,677 without a goodbye party, all right? 1040 00:47:19,767 --> 00:47:21,467 No. Yes, we are throwing you 1041 00:47:21,557 --> 00:47:23,816 a party, so shut the fuck up and have a good time. 1042 00:47:23,902 --> 00:47:25,465 All right, Gallaghers! 1043 00:47:25,847 --> 00:47:27,472 Party! 1044 00:47:28,190 --> 00:47:29,346 Yo! 1045 00:47:29,519 --> 00:47:31,137 So Fiona is going 1046 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,113 and we are going to throw her a big-ass party. 1047 00:47:33,199 --> 00:47:34,266 All right? 1048 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,847 Going? Going where? 1049 00:47:35,933 --> 00:47:36,967 Nobody knows. 1050 00:47:37,057 --> 00:47:39,035 Carl, you're on pizza and beer, yeah? 1051 00:47:39,121 --> 00:47:40,332 - I'll drive. - Okay. 1052 00:47:40,418 --> 00:47:41,957 - I'll go get Liam. - All right, I'll round up. 1053 00:47:42,043 --> 00:47:44,004 Kev and V and, uh, get the barbecue from Lem's. 1054 00:47:44,090 --> 00:47:45,543 - You can drive? Great. - Yeah. 1055 00:47:46,386 --> 00:47:47,690 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay. 1056 00:47:47,807 --> 00:47:49,302 Here... wait. Stop, no, for... 1057 00:47:49,387 --> 00:47:51,342 I can do it. Sh... give me the sponge. 1058 00:47:51,427 --> 00:47:52,632 I can do it. 1059 00:47:52,717 --> 00:47:53,965 Get in there good, now. 1060 00:47:54,051 --> 00:47:55,841 - I know how to do it. - Mm-hmm. 1061 00:48:19,267 --> 00:48:20,832 Going somewhere? 1062 00:48:27,441 --> 00:48:29,402 Everybody leave? 1063 00:48:29,895 --> 00:48:32,121 They're out gathering supplies 1064 00:48:32,207 --> 00:48:34,395 for your bon voyage celebration. 1065 00:48:36,832 --> 00:48:38,457 You skipping the fun? 1066 00:48:38,767 --> 00:48:39,967 Yeah. Afraid if I stay, 1067 00:48:40,057 --> 00:48:41,302 I might never leave. 1068 00:48:45,967 --> 00:48:48,302 It's getting a little tepid there, Seamus. 1069 00:48:48,387 --> 00:48:49,717 Could you heat up the water? 1070 00:48:58,057 --> 00:48:59,302 Seamus? 1071 00:48:59,387 --> 00:49:01,246 Debbie's idea. 1072 00:49:02,151 --> 00:49:03,436 Free. 1073 00:49:19,177 --> 00:49:21,660 Well, I'll see you around. 1074 00:49:27,847 --> 00:49:29,559 You did a good job. 1075 00:49:29,747 --> 00:49:32,707 Monica wasn't up to it. You stepped in and helped. 1076 00:49:33,183 --> 00:49:34,543 Thanks. 1077 00:49:39,090 --> 00:49:40,551 "Helped." 1078 00:49:43,886 --> 00:49:45,872 I did it all, Frank. 1079 00:49:46,207 --> 00:49:48,526 Yeah, well, 1080 00:49:49,262 --> 00:49:51,604 if that helps you sleep better. 1081 00:49:57,177 --> 00:49:58,717 See you around, Frank. 1082 00:49:58,807 --> 00:50:00,151 I doubt it. 1083 00:50:00,352 --> 00:50:02,831 Okay, lift me up. 1084 00:50:03,698 --> 00:50:05,262 Do my ass. 1085 00:51:13,784 --> 00:51:15,036 Hey! 1086 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,893 The barbecue is back. 1087 00:51:16,979 --> 00:51:18,714 They were out of chicken, 1088 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,675 but I got extra ribs! 1089 00:51:21,706 --> 00:51:23,425 Come on down! 1090 00:51:25,481 --> 00:51:27,167 Fiona! 1091 00:51:33,307 --> 00:51:34,512 Fiona? 1092 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:37,690 Fiona! 1093 00:51:39,112 --> 00:51:40,339 Hey. 1094 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,302 ♪ Popping like the top off a bottle ♪ 1095 00:52:08,387 --> 00:52:09,677 ♪ And I ain't stopping yet ♪ 1096 00:52:09,767 --> 00:52:12,111 ♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪ 1097 00:52:12,197 --> 00:52:15,382 ♪ Ain't no clouds hanging over me ♪ 1098 00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:18,713 - Yo, big Phil! - What's up, man? 1099 00:52:18,799 --> 00:52:20,844 ♪ Gonna start today, good morning ♪ 1100 00:52:23,097 --> 00:52:25,213 Think I'd make a shitty dad? 1101 00:52:25,467 --> 00:52:26,552 What? No. 1102 00:52:26,637 --> 00:52:27,658 You'd make a great dad. 1103 00:52:27,744 --> 00:52:29,486 Why, you think about having kids? 1104 00:52:30,209 --> 00:52:31,619 Tami's pregnant. 1105 00:52:31,705 --> 00:52:32,713 No shit. 1106 00:52:32,799 --> 00:52:33,931 - Yep. - Oh, man. 1107 00:52:34,017 --> 00:52:35,677 That's fantastic. You're gonna love it. 1108 00:52:35,767 --> 00:52:36,967 Babies are the best. 1109 00:52:37,057 --> 00:52:38,767 I'm not sure if she's interested 1110 00:52:38,853 --> 00:52:40,525 in me being too involved. 1111 00:52:40,807 --> 00:52:42,846 She said she thinks I'd be a shitty dad. 1112 00:52:42,932 --> 00:52:44,342 - So. - Huh. 1113 00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:46,846 I, uh... I thought since you were a great father, 1114 00:52:46,932 --> 00:52:48,717 - that you'd... - Thank you. 1115 00:52:48,807 --> 00:52:50,677 ♪ A Beatle on stage ♪ 1116 00:52:50,830 --> 00:52:52,635 I don't know. Maybe you'd have an opinion. 1117 00:52:52,721 --> 00:52:54,136 ♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪ 1118 00:52:54,285 --> 00:52:56,160 About what makes a good father? 1119 00:52:56,246 --> 00:52:58,644 Yeah. I, uh... 1120 00:52:58,821 --> 00:53:01,238 I didn't have much of a role model at home. 1121 00:53:03,017 --> 00:53:04,882 - Frank. - Yeah. 1122 00:53:04,967 --> 00:53:06,199 No shit. 1123 00:53:06,427 --> 00:53:08,467 ♪ Good morning ♪ 1124 00:53:08,621 --> 00:53:11,217 I'm... not sure 1125 00:53:11,307 --> 00:53:13,553 if I even know how to be a great father. 1126 00:53:15,056 --> 00:53:16,761 You just love 'em, man. 1127 00:53:16,847 --> 00:53:18,874 ♪ It goes like this ♪ 1128 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,210 It's hard to fuck 'em up if you just love 'em. 1129 00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:23,631 ♪ But I got the feeling right now ♪ 1130 00:53:23,717 --> 00:53:25,381 You think you can do that? 1131 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,225 ♪ I've been down ♪ 1132 00:53:27,427 --> 00:53:28,632 Yeah. 1133 00:53:28,748 --> 00:53:31,012 Yeah, I think so, too. 1134 00:53:31,068 --> 00:53:33,148 ♪ I've been up, I've been down ♪ 1135 00:53:33,267 --> 00:53:35,724 ♪ Do you got the feeling right now? ♪ 1136 00:53:35,884 --> 00:53:37,999 ♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪ 1137 00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:42,011 ♪ Ain't no clouds hanging over me ♪ 1138 00:53:42,101 --> 00:53:43,471 Holy shit. 1139 00:53:43,662 --> 00:53:45,012 What? 1140 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:47,787 A check for $50,000 1141 00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:49,217 from Fiona. 1142 00:53:49,307 --> 00:53:50,748 Is there a note? 1143 00:53:50,877 --> 00:53:52,997 ♪ Good morning ♪ 1144 00:53:53,157 --> 00:53:55,022 "Love you." 1145 00:53:55,217 --> 00:53:57,012 Yeah, she does. 1146 00:54:00,017 --> 00:54:02,217 All right! 1147 00:54:11,602 --> 00:54:14,513 ♪ Say it with your chest ♪ 1148 00:54:14,756 --> 00:54:17,881 ♪ Say it with your chest ♪ 1149 00:54:18,154 --> 00:54:20,451 ♪ Pray it work again ♪ 1150 00:54:20,724 --> 00:54:22,342 ♪ Putting diamonds on my back ♪ 1151 00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:24,459 ♪ Putting diamonds on my back, yeah ♪ 1152 00:54:24,545 --> 00:54:27,170 ♪ Say it with your chest ♪ 1153 00:54:27,427 --> 00:54:28,677 Sorry. 1154 00:54:28,767 --> 00:54:30,779 ♪ Say it with your chest ♪ 1155 00:54:30,912 --> 00:54:33,201 ♪ Pray it work again ♪ 1156 00:54:33,316 --> 00:54:35,388 ♪ Putting diamonds on my back ♪ 1157 00:54:35,513 --> 00:54:37,427 ♪ Putting diamonds on my back, yeah ♪ 1158 00:54:37,517 --> 00:54:39,382 ♪ But you know if I waste my time ♪ 1159 00:54:39,770 --> 00:54:41,950 That's my daughter, Sarah. She really wanted 1160 00:54:42,045 --> 00:54:44,052 the window, to see us take off, if that's okay. 1161 00:54:44,138 --> 00:54:45,569 She's never been on a plane before. 1162 00:54:45,646 --> 00:54:46,692 It's fine. 1163 00:54:47,373 --> 00:54:49,287 Let me know if she bothers you. 1164 00:54:50,646 --> 00:54:52,435 I'm sure she won't bother me. 1165 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:55,248 It's my first time on a plane, too. 1166 00:54:55,349 --> 00:55:01,162 ♪ Just like last, last night ♪ 1167 00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:04,302 ♪ I want more out of life ♪ 1168 00:55:04,387 --> 00:55:07,482 ♪ Than this ♪ 1169 00:55:07,849 --> 00:55:10,857 ♪ I want more ♪ 1170 00:55:10,943 --> 00:55:13,896 ♪ I want more ♪ 1171 00:55:14,232 --> 00:55:17,552 ♪ I want more out of life ♪ 1172 00:55:17,637 --> 00:55:20,382 ♪ Than this ♪ 1173 00:55:20,467 --> 00:55:23,802 ♪ I want more ♪ 1174 00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:27,662 ♪ I want more ♪ 1175 00:55:52,597 --> 00:55:55,930 ♪ I want more out of life ♪ 1176 00:55:56,016 --> 00:55:58,758 ♪ Than this ♪ 1177 00:55:59,017 --> 00:56:01,927 ♪ I want more ♪ 1178 00:56:02,172 --> 00:56:05,281 ♪ I want more ♪ 1179 00:56:05,469 --> 00:56:08,735 ♪ I want more out of life ♪ 1180 00:56:08,821 --> 00:56:11,672 ♪ Than this ♪ 1181 00:56:11,766 --> 00:56:14,368 ♪ I want more ♪ 1182 00:56:15,055 --> 00:56:18,641 ♪ I want more ♪ Sync corrections by srjanapala 80361

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